Half in the Bag: Captain Marvel

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  • @hollandscottthomas
    @hollandscottthomas 5 лет назад +4171

    I was genuinely expecting the Milwaulke advert to go for the 99% runtime.

    • @Realist00
      @Realist00 5 лет назад +58

      same, I started to worry

    • @TheNoNonsenseNinja
      @TheNoNonsenseNinja 5 лет назад +16

      I skipped ahead just to make sure it didn't.

    • @josepena7845
      @josepena7845 5 лет назад +11

      Like mazerunner 🤣

    • @tobalt1
      @tobalt1 5 лет назад +67

      @@Realist00 Worry? I had a glimmer of hope.

    • @babalaord
      @babalaord 5 лет назад +2

      hahahahahahahha yeah :(

  • @craigperry3779
    @craigperry3779 5 лет назад +5755

    I feel the Captain Marvel review really got in the way of the Milwaukee board of tourism promotional video.

    • @snowballolee
      @snowballolee 5 лет назад +13

      lol epic!

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 5 лет назад +85

      As someone who lives pretty close to Milwaukee (and is now living in, eep), I can confirm everything said in this video

    • @aeroripper
      @aeroripper 5 лет назад +4

      lmao

    • @ChanchoMittens
      @ChanchoMittens 5 лет назад +21

      I sent this to my buddy in Milwaukee, but told him not to worry about most of it.

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh 5 лет назад +13

      hi guys...im new to the channel...can someone please explain the whole Milwaukee thing? I feel like its some kind of inside joke or something

  • @mrholdbutton971
    @mrholdbutton971 5 лет назад +2307

    I was disappointed when they stopped talking about Wisconsin, Milwaukee. They should start reviewing cities on this channel. And lakes.

    • @interdictr3657
      @interdictr3657 5 лет назад +35

      Yes, but don't forget the lakes. This is stuff we need to know!

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 5 лет назад +14

      I would of been more thrilled if they reviewed *OUTHOUSES.*

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 5 лет назад +60

      White dudes shouldn't be reviewing lakes. It's not made for them. Only teens of color should be reviewing lakes.

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 5 лет назад +6

      @@kevinthetruckdriver353 - Ugh, yep, I'll do it folks: *would HAVE...

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 5 лет назад +4

      @@MrOuchiez - tanks alot.
      Eye wood *have* been more thrilled if they reviewed *OUTHOUSES.*
      *Now pazz me the bag. So I can ripe my azz.*

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 4 года назад +2301

    "Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend its social justice you weirdos! Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare everyone!"
    These two sentences comprise the greatest film review I've ever heard.

    • @kingjinga2539
      @kingjinga2539 3 года назад +18

      Couldn't have said it any better myself👍

    • @KizaruB
      @KizaruB 3 года назад +20

      I love RLM’s self awareness. They manage to articulate the things I wish more people would notice.

    • @farenheit2456
      @farenheit2456 3 года назад +13

      I love Jay so much. You continue being cynical, you sweet man.

    • @barl6412
      @barl6412 4 месяца назад

      @@kingjinga2539considering people were just copy and pasting that everywhere because they didn’t watch the movie to form their own opinion I imagine you probably couldn’t.

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 5 лет назад +1836

    Came for the movie review, stayed for the Milwaukee review.

    • @dasboom7133
      @dasboom7133 5 лет назад +26

      Oh man I thought they were going to troll us by making the whole video about Wisconsin...I mean Milwaukee...

    • @rtstrong
      @rtstrong 5 лет назад +5

      Milwaukee is classy as *fuck*..!

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 5 лет назад +9

      learning about milwaukee is more interesting then the shitty movie

    • @JCHauntsman
      @JCHauntsman 5 лет назад +4

      So Jaaaaaay, would you recommend Milwaukee?

    • @mathewattipetty8540
      @mathewattipetty8540 5 лет назад +6

      As someone from Milwaukee its pretty depressing how accurately they translate this nightmare

  • @spagett2069
    @spagett2069 5 лет назад +2892

    "This is the least important film in the history of cinema."
    -Jay Bauman
    This should be on the back of the box.

    • @MetaMetro3
      @MetaMetro3 5 лет назад +76

      That quote's already on the back of the Space Cop Blu-ray 😘

    • @marklarizzle
      @marklarizzle 5 лет назад +10

      I would rather watch Space Dandy and Cowboy Bebop for the rest of my life than anything else that comes out of all the wood.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 лет назад +2

      It's no less important than its inevitable sequel.

    • @seanritchie91
      @seanritchie91 5 лет назад +24

      killerskillet Tell us how you really feel.

    • @aBrotherSeamus
      @aBrotherSeamus 5 лет назад +23

      @@killerskillet you need some perspective on what is and isn't important in life. Chill out a little.

  • @duras200
    @duras200 5 лет назад +8542

    "Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it's social justice, you weirdos".

    • @Phineas_Freak
      @Phineas_Freak 5 лет назад +118

      He made fun of people like you.

    • @drewmannMcGee
      @drewmannMcGee 5 лет назад +595

      Aw man, I though I didn't like this movie because it was schlock garbage, but it turns out its because im a woman hating man child, Oh no!!!! What do I tell my wife!!!!!

    • @christopherrustad7191
      @christopherrustad7191 5 лет назад +10

      Beautiful

    • @Phineas_Freak
      @Phineas_Freak 5 лет назад +158

      @ShaddowSabbath This is not really about social justice, is it? If some company releases a product pandering to like teenage femenists fully expecting an Internet outrage by wierdos to give the movie attentions thats just very cynical of the company. You know: "eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop". Social justice is just used as a marketing tool.

    • @Phineas_Freak
      @Phineas_Freak 5 лет назад +35

      @ShaddowSabbathI know the movie stars and producers say that but do you seriously belive that the Studio heads at Marvel and Disney really genuenly care about social justice OR do they care about their profit, getting attention and using a trend in society to sell their products.
      But it is true that both Internet mobs are used for free marketing in the same way and don't realise it. In that way, they defenetly are the same crowd.

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 4 года назад +883

    Black interview lady: Goddamnit, Brie, I am a plant sent by Disney, and even I find you condescending.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 года назад +86

      “Well you’re black so it must be extra challenging” -her response basically

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming Год назад +6

      ​@@frankmerker630
      I would love it if the lady was like "Really? I had a lot of doors open for me. Didn't feel so hard"

  • @GamerSlayer5000
    @GamerSlayer5000 5 лет назад +5617

    I feel like they're not even trying to fix Mr. Plinkett's VCR anymore

    • @lanceFin85
      @lanceFin85 5 лет назад +206

      Shhhh....dont tell Mr. Plinkett.

    • @DarkAcolyteNZ
      @DarkAcolyteNZ 5 лет назад +188

      They have destroyed every second hand vcr in their area pursuing that gag

    • @robotjox77
      @robotjox77 5 лет назад +46

      @@thantrus how dare you.

    • @audreyalbritton1435
      @audreyalbritton1435 5 лет назад +103

      I get the feeling that they might even be a couple of hack frauds.

    • @avenderiel
      @avenderiel 5 лет назад +51

      Thanks man, you just destroyed my immersion.

  • @wozzlefozzle
    @wozzlefozzle 5 лет назад +5326

    Really enjoyed the Milwaukee review, but I could’ve done without the Captain Marvel segment

    • @acrylomatic
      @acrylomatic 5 лет назад +130

      Wozzle Fozzle In the first 3 minutes I thought it would go on for 40 minutes 😂

    • @oliviaconnor9359
      @oliviaconnor9359 5 лет назад +6

      Wozzle Fozzle lol same

    • @mymanzeesports
      @mymanzeesports 5 лет назад +6

      Wozzle Fozzle honestly was hoping it would be a plot drive. Episode like the mazerunner

    • @peanutsncream21
      @peanutsncream21 5 лет назад +5

      Nice profile pic bitch

    • @emperorskulls
      @emperorskulls 5 лет назад +18

      That's what I felt while watching the Captain Marvel movie.

  • @TheSteveTheDragon
    @TheSteveTheDragon 4 года назад +10382

    Say what you will about Brie Larson, but you really have to admire her for being the first woman to be in a movie. That's really brave.

    • @rinkusonic
      @rinkusonic 4 года назад +639

      That's not just really stunning of her, but also brave.

    • @JC19171
      @JC19171 4 года назад +403

      I guess you could say, it's brave and stunning

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 года назад +449

      I was stunned by how brave she was. Women in movies? Unheard of! But man did she do it.

    • @TheSteveTheDragon
      @TheSteveTheDragon 4 года назад +226

      Anthony hopefull this will open the doors to more women in movies. Brie larson cannot be thanked enough for her massive contributions to the entertainment industry.

    • @KidaMilo89
      @KidaMilo89 4 года назад +76

      I almost missed the sarcasm and got whooshed

  • @born2hula325
    @born2hula325 4 года назад +2043

    “So watch this film, but only because it introduces a character who will be important in infinity war”
    This line aged like milk.

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu 4 года назад +183

      Just like women!

    • @littletub6683
      @littletub6683 4 года назад +33

      except captain marvel came out after infinity war.

    • @born2hula325
      @born2hula325 4 года назад +164

      @@littletub6683 Mixed up the movie titles in my quote, I meant endgame.

    • @ducklordthegreat352
      @ducklordthegreat352 4 года назад +161

      I rewatched endgame yesterday and captain marvel’s role is so bizarre. She has max 4 lines and is barely present the entire movie but suddenly returns in the end to fuck up thanos’s army and I don’t get why. If it was supposed to be feminist then why doesn’t she do anything in the movie or have lines or a character arc or anything? Having her be a plot device is the opposite of feminism. And if that wasn’t the point then it makes her appearing at the last moment to explode the huge ship even stranger. What’s the logic?

    • @heroeagleeye8141
      @heroeagleeye8141 4 года назад +68

      @@ducklordthegreat352 Captain Marvel is Passive Progressive™ to a tee

  • @peterandre7688
    @peterandre7688 5 лет назад +1672

    I’ve grown up and spent my life in outback Australia but now you’ve truly given me something to dream of... Milwaukee.

    • @cozyapustaja8249
      @cozyapustaja8249 5 лет назад +13

      Peter Andre don’t get your hopes up

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 5 лет назад +23

      Doesn't the Outback have plenty of BBQ and Beer? You don't need to go to Milwaukee for any of that.

    • @Starlingg
      @Starlingg 5 лет назад +7

      Trust me it's not that great my guy. There are way better places to live in Wisconsin

    • @alegendisafoot5436
      @alegendisafoot5436 5 лет назад +21

      Don't be fooled, it's much worse than they make it out to be.

    • @LKRaider
      @LKRaider 5 лет назад +4

      Peter Andre - Dreaming of the big life !

  • @Evasius
    @Evasius 5 лет назад +8153

    Doesn't 'Brie Larson' translate to 'cheese theft'?

    • @OlPalJoe
      @OlPalJoe 5 лет назад +339

      @@trevorwills1600 brie is a type of cheese and larsony is theft lol

    • @9and7
      @9and7 5 лет назад +260

      Your joke just doesn't cut it...

    • @mugen3603
      @mugen3603 5 лет назад +154

      😗 Why would someone name their child after a type of cheese? Is this why she grew up to be such an insufferable bitch?

    • @prestonhong3187
      @prestonhong3187 5 лет назад +58

      @@9and7 it doesn't cut the cheese for you?

    • @redundanttrees
      @redundanttrees 5 лет назад +15

      The best type of crime

  • @daviddamasceno6063
    @daviddamasceno6063 5 лет назад +840

    "It doesn't have a strong female character, just an empty shell that can do anything by the end of the movie."
    Man, what a quote!

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb 5 лет назад +38

      and he is 100% right about this. great

    • @fraddi
      @fraddi 5 лет назад +19

      THIS IS MOST MCU MOVIES LOL

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta 5 лет назад +3

      Reminds me of another SFC, in another movie. I forgot the name.

    • @warfreddy6968
      @warfreddy6968 5 лет назад +12

      I like how fat dudes cheesiest suggestions ever for story progression and dynamic were actually great suggestions. Like, hey even if you had to make that cheesy kind of movie, you could've made the story not suck.
      Dude knows movies.

    • @charissaruth18
      @charissaruth18 5 лет назад +1

      YES. THIS.

  • @DamianBartolacci
    @DamianBartolacci 4 года назад +2388

    “I heard her speak and I thought, ‘wow she’s sounds like a dingbat.’ And then I moved on.” Such a good philosophy.

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 4 года назад +71

      @normalguycap god such unprecedented issues that threaten all of society right now of all things.
      Grow up.

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 4 года назад +44

      normalguycap « this person made one typo in his comment therefore I am right and wahmans are the real issue with society that we need to mObOlIsE against »
      Seriously grow the fuck up you absolute child

    • @Zaelin94
      @Zaelin94 3 года назад +28

      @@bothi00 you didn't even dissuade his argument he provided facts you just told him to shut up who is being the child now?

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 3 года назад +19

      @@Zaelin94 I tend to only use reason and engage in discourse with people who are using it and doing it themselves.
      Why bother reasoning with the unreasonable?

    • @Zaelin94
      @Zaelin94 3 года назад +29

      @@bothi00 what reason was there to dismiss his point?

  • @factotums
    @factotums 5 лет назад +2063

    "Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare everyone."
    That perfectly sums up the decade.

    • @bronzeager1298
      @bronzeager1298 5 лет назад +10

      eh, the first couple of it years were ok. I think?

    • @kefkamadman
      @kefkamadman 5 лет назад +29

      This entire millennium is a write off to me already. Let’s just skip to the next one

    • @Minx5892
      @Minx5892 5 лет назад +17

      @@bronzeager1298 It was fine first then 2015 started the spiral of doom.

    • @pieshka4509
      @pieshka4509 5 лет назад +30

      @VideoGamePlayer Nah, it started in 2012/13 with all the 'reeeeee everyone is a MRA manspreading mansplaining misogynist!!' tumblr crap

    • @lbrlrsfdj8895
      @lbrlrsfdj8895 4 года назад +25

      I'm watching this during Corona and riots. Older comments make me think "oh, sweet summer child".

  • @Jun-bm8ly
    @Jun-bm8ly 5 лет назад +356

    i was expecting the milwaukee advertisement for 38 minutes, but captain marvel review was ok too i guess

  • @zoetrope1501
    @zoetrope1501 5 лет назад +467

    That Mark Hamill reaction is a classic.

  • @ageofdulltron2052
    @ageofdulltron2052 3 года назад +1155

    Twitter is literally a place where all our human diarrhea has merged and become a sentient monster.

    • @tre3961
      @tre3961 3 года назад +9

      lmao

    • @chonconnor6144
      @chonconnor6144 3 года назад +22

      Like the Golgatha in Dogma?

    • @Fedakeen
      @Fedakeen 3 года назад +8

      The turd gestalt

    • @gurujackburton
      @gurujackburton 3 года назад +7

      It's the black magic shit monster from Justice League Dark

    • @ClosestToTheSun
      @ClosestToTheSun 3 года назад +15

      Bold stance coming from the RUclips comment section

  • @Danoplaysgames
    @Danoplaysgames 5 лет назад +726

    Wow Brie Larson really called out Rich Evans

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 лет назад +71

      Hold on I think we just received a rebuttal:
      "Fuck You Miami, Fuck You."

    • @Spystreak
      @Spystreak 5 лет назад +1

      @@Liberator130 He should replace Robert Downey Junior

    • @holythirteenx1
      @holythirteenx1 5 лет назад +3

      @@Liberator130 That would have triggered the TERFs too hard. That's not a fight they want to have yet.

    • @Lone432345
      @Lone432345 5 лет назад +6

      @@Liberator130 Well Rich has more personality than Brie Larson.

    • @Gordy3000
      @Gordy3000 3 года назад +1

      I really don't understand how you and RLM don't get she was talking about people like Screen Junkies, the same kind of people RLM have mocked in the past.

  • @bex_d
    @bex_d 5 лет назад +913

    I'm sad this wasn't a 40 minute review of Milwaukee

    • @iansmith8796
      @iansmith8796 5 лет назад +15

      Sadly, since it is Milwaukee, there's not enough to even complain about.

    • @mukers
      @mukers 5 лет назад +1

      Louis Theroux already did that.

    • @EionBlue
      @EionBlue 5 лет назад

      Would still be more entertaining than Brie Larson's performance.

    • @tamapajamas
      @tamapajamas 5 лет назад

      I was about to fast forward that segment 😒

    • @kps2420
      @kps2420 3 года назад

      i'm sad this wasn't a 40 minute take of Rich Evans eating Spam

  • @mrhobs
    @mrhobs 5 лет назад +2628

    "Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare everyone."
    10/10

    • @sweetbrothanunci
      @sweetbrothanunci 5 лет назад +27

      I hope endgame is about the galaxy manipulated into blaming the avengers for the snap through memes and tribalism.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 5 лет назад +21

      That whole speech was brilliant. That is the best way to describe the world right now

    • @mrhobs
      @mrhobs 5 лет назад +2

      @@alexsilva28 Agreed

    • @DuoXCity
      @DuoXCity 5 лет назад +3

      Only in America in 2019 could a bunch of angry, obsessed white boys making video after video and statement after statement about an actress because she wasn't sexy or "nice" enough think that SHE'S the one embarrassing people.

    • @CornishGuilt
      @CornishGuilt 5 лет назад +53

      ​@@DuoXCity Way to completely miss the point, you absolute reprobate.

  • @franconius85
    @franconius85 3 года назад +135

    that cut of the guy complaining "I haven't seen it" always cracks me up, from time to time I come here to watch it again

  • @anthonyq6902
    @anthonyq6902 5 лет назад +1105

    I’ve never undone the noose so fast

    • @Philo-ul2uq
      @Philo-ul2uq 5 лет назад +29

      This.....this is the comment I needed.

    • @reefchiefer
      @reefchiefer 5 лет назад +28

      This is a tolerable adaptation of the "last time I was this early/I'm a simple man/first" trend

    • @scott4398
      @scott4398 5 лет назад +3

      Can nooses be re-tied or is rope a one-and-done type deal?

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 5 лет назад +1

      Nice getting comment cliches and flipping them on their head.

    • @franciscothedisco1416
      @franciscothedisco1416 5 лет назад +12

      The movie itself was what made him tie the noose in the first place

  • @patrick-is-so-cool
    @patrick-is-so-cool 5 лет назад +1683

    It's empowering to people who have survived engine explosions.

    • @Avocado11
      @Avocado11 5 лет назад +35

      I was empowered to be like Nick Fury because I have been scratched by a space cat.

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer 5 лет назад +41

      No woman ever flew a plane before Carol Danvers.

    • @patrickclark2801
      @patrickclark2801 5 лет назад +4

      FINALLY!
      soooo brave!

    • @bcat010
      @bcat010 5 лет назад +26

      Brie Larson doesnt need to hear criticism from anyone who has never survived an engine explosion.

    • @MGCardaropoli
      @MGCardaropoli 5 лет назад +1

      Tell that to the woman who got sucked out of that Southwest pla --- ohhhhhh.

  • @Big_Garf
    @Big_Garf 5 лет назад +681

    I really enjoyed the post credit scene in which an aged rich Evans downs an entire bottle of Tums before convulsing violently. Really gets you excited for Endgame!

    • @jakemurphy4832
      @jakemurphy4832 5 лет назад +32

      It was quite the Tums Festival.

    • @246trinitrotoluene
      @246trinitrotoluene 5 лет назад +10

      @@jakemurphy4832 I don't remember seeing that in Captain Marvel. I think you're confusing it with Samurai Cop.

    • @km91420
      @km91420 5 лет назад +2

      @@jakemurphy4832 - TUMS FESTIV... aww ya beat me :(

    • @Jt1Torso1Winabego
      @Jt1Torso1Winabego 5 лет назад +5

      I really liked the part where he threw up in Samuel Jacksons lap, though it was weird that they added in over 40 minutes of bloopers, but I still enjoyed it.

    • @dantheface2986
      @dantheface2986 5 лет назад +1

      I was in tears.....it broke new ground!!!

  • @christianweber7435
    @christianweber7435 4 года назад +863

    I can’t believe how brave she must feel being the first Female actor.

    • @searchengine27
      @searchengine27 4 года назад +10

      BOOOOOOOO repeating a joke that literally was done by another user 2 months before you.

    • @Doctor_Glados
      @Doctor_Glados 4 года назад +40

      @@searchengine27 is that a metaphor for all of the Marvel movies? Because I'm stunned how brave it was.

    • @christianweber7435
      @christianweber7435 4 года назад +33

      @searchengine27 sorry man, but I don’t spend my entire day searching through comments to make sure nobody else had the same joke as me. I watch the video, drop a comment, and leave

    • @Tyrannosaurus_Wrecked
      @Tyrannosaurus_Wrecked 4 года назад +1

      @@Homeschoolsw6 wut

    • @Slypooch
      @Slypooch 3 года назад +9

      searchengine27 she is so brave for being the first female actor

  • @Myndir
    @Myndir 5 лет назад +2670

    I remember watching Aliens back in the day and thinking, "This is good, but I hope we have a female-led action movie some day."

    • @Houseoholiker
      @Houseoholiker 5 лет назад +67

      I know that pain bra

    • @Shatamx
      @Shatamx 5 лет назад +16

      Aliens is an action movie though haha.

    • @Houseoholiker
      @Houseoholiker 5 лет назад +276

      @@Shatamx no is it not! Even Terminator is not a action movie! Finally in 2019 we have a strong Independent WAHMAN, that is a Action heroin!

    • @Shatamx
      @Shatamx 5 лет назад +135

      @@Houseoholiker Oh I get it. Shit.

    • @julesmallow
      @julesmallow 5 лет назад +29

      @@revolverswitch It's more like, "wow, finally we have a comic book superhero movie with a female main character after 7,000 male-led origin story movies. good job on taking this long, Marvel."

  • @Ducaso
    @Ducaso 5 лет назад +2314

    "Eat the mutli-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it's social justice (you weirdos)...." is our world today in a nutshell.

    • @bla09235454212
      @bla09235454212 5 лет назад +22

      look up torches of freedom and edward bernays

    • @GrandLordGeek
      @GrandLordGeek 5 лет назад +6

      social capital

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 5 лет назад +28

      Gillete and Nike says hi.

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 5 лет назад +13

      we live in a society

    • @fisherkyle91
      @fisherkyle91 5 лет назад +32

      hbomberguy's video on "Woke Brands" does a pretty good job of expanding on this statement and how to capitalize on the free advertising of indignation.

  • @Notsram77
    @Notsram77 5 лет назад +1164

    "Thank you for making the world an embarrassing nightmare."

    • @screenname9872
      @screenname9872 5 лет назад +11

      Weeblebroxxx go off queen

    • @user-hu3ov7sk7z
      @user-hu3ov7sk7z 5 лет назад +16

      @Weeblebroxxx Kinda like what you just did

    • @Sonicmaster54
      @Sonicmaster54 5 лет назад +8

      EVERYONE! We should try to get Pewdiepie to tell Everyone to go see Alita: Battle Angel. We NEED an Alita 2

    • @MrMetalforever5
      @MrMetalforever5 5 лет назад +5

      All of these replies on this comment are the epitome of why you shouldn’t scroll down to the comment section.

    • @dieppat
      @dieppat 5 лет назад

      @@MrMetalforever5 Yeah, I don't know why I keep violating my long-standing policy of never reading comments on RUclips.

  • @arasonyth3243
    @arasonyth3243 4 года назад +603

    I'm a dude that loved a wrinkle in time when I read it in school. I did a book report on it, one of the few I actually remember. And they make a movie and my inner child is excited. And then theres this deluge of media saying "we dont want you to watch it, its not made for you". Why? Just made me sad. Its that simple.

    • @kennethbryant5819
      @kennethbryant5819 4 года назад +81

      A Wrinkle in Time fucking sucked. I'm black. What, is the movie not made for me either? My sister doesn't even know what it is but isn't she who the movie is made for?

    • @theeoddments960
      @theeoddments960 4 года назад +152

      Nah the best way to make people happy is to segregate all the races to different movie theatres. I don’t think that’s been done before so it’s just a little hypotheses that I think will work really well.

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 3 года назад +9

      A wrinkle in time nothing more than a black remake the previous version came out in the 90s try that one it’s better

    • @Literally-God
      @Literally-God 3 года назад +35

      Why the fuck would you make a movie that's only for a specific race/gender. No studio would do that. I do agree that Brie probably wasn't intending for it to sound bad but good lord it comes off so divisive.

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 3 года назад +5

      @@Literally-God True but that wasn’t what really made us hate her it’s what she said later that did it

  • @dimihamuzu
    @dimihamuzu 5 лет назад +201

    im indonesian.. thank you Milwaukee for keeping my childrens employed

  • @timpriest593
    @timpriest593 5 лет назад +397

    "I love dogs, I've always loved dogs." God bless Mila Kunis, she gives that line so much more than it deserves

  • @dylanwadell7768
    @dylanwadell7768 5 лет назад +641

    Did these hacks get better cameras? I can finally see the effects of Mike’s crippling alcoholism in HD!

    • @jorgamund07
      @jorgamund07 5 лет назад +9

      I noticed it too, I think it might be the lighting. Looks a bit brighter and flatter.

    • @morgan_drui
      @morgan_drui 5 лет назад +2

      It’s satisfying.

    • @AstroWarped
      @AstroWarped 5 лет назад +5

      @@jorgamund07 They switched to LED lighting but based the wattage on the original wattage output, so they had to buy more lights!

    • @syzyphyz
      @syzyphyz 5 лет назад

      @@AstroWarped how do you know this?

    • @MikeVerta
      @MikeVerta 5 лет назад

      Longer lens, shallower depth of field.

  • @AdamRelayson
    @AdamRelayson 3 года назад +137

    First Mike makes JJ Abrams write the Star Wars sequels. And now he's given Dustin Diamond cancer. He's basically Pedro Pascal in the Wonder Woman 1989.

    • @someguyinahotdogsuit9641
      @someguyinahotdogsuit9641 3 года назад +4

      Space Cop, 1984 with Mike as the pedro Pascal character would break new ground.

    • @cursedcaracal04
      @cursedcaracal04 3 года назад +3

      @@someguyinahotdogsuit9641 It sounds borderline experimental

    • @TheSolidSnakeOil
      @TheSolidSnakeOil 2 года назад +1

      @ShaShock HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

  • @justinunderwood4040
    @justinunderwood4040 5 лет назад +2725

    Can’t help but roll my eyes at the clip where brie larson complains about how hard it is to be a privileged multimillionaire moviestar

    • @DnBastard
      @DnBastard 5 лет назад +147

      probably hard for her. all the kids that took drama classes at school were barely functional...

    • @waltercfrosenbaum
      @waltercfrosenbaum 5 лет назад +17

      What an original take Justin underwood! You should have a RUclips channel

    • @vernesdelpeche7240
      @vernesdelpeche7240 5 лет назад +156

      @@waltercfrosenbaum So should you!

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 5 лет назад +191

      I despise any celebrity that preaches about what they don't and never have known.

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 5 лет назад +69

      I know, its tragic, I feel so sorry for rich corporates, but I think I know a way to alleviate all that stress and anguish!
      Give me all of their money with no strings attached, that should help ease their pain of being rich -asshole- person.

  • @lucy7th
    @lucy7th 5 лет назад +583

    "Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare, everyone!" Can you put that quote on a t-shirt?

    • @weavehole
      @weavehole 5 лет назад +10

      Well, pathetic hack that I am, you can now go on redbubble dt com and search for "embarrassing nightmare". Yeah.

  • @fandlpetroleum
    @fandlpetroleum 5 лет назад +174

    RLM on film criticism: "It's the most unimportant thing in the whole wide world." Damn that made me laugh.

  • @ErmIDK19
    @ErmIDK19 2 года назад +227

    I love how they made her so over powered that they couldn't use her in the future movies as she'd just end the conflict no problem at all , just by herself

    • @JaDav40
      @JaDav40 2 года назад +23

      Just like how the Avengers were entirely absent in defeating any of the villains that Agents of SHIELD faced. It all gets rather absurd under any scrutiny at all.

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 2 года назад +19

      @@JaDav40 Or in general how all of these superhero movies have the strongest characters absent for smaller-scale stories.

    • @apocalypsepow
      @apocalypsepow 2 года назад +8

      Yes now that she hulk can break the fourth wall and travel into our dimension it's even more ridiculous

    • @landofthesilverpath5823
      @landofthesilverpath5823 Год назад +4

      I'm proud to say I haven't watched a Marvel movie since the first Iron Man. That one was worth watching, no subsequent films are worth my time.
      Of course, I watched all the Sam Raimi Spider-man and the x-men films before the first Wolverine movie-- which I didn't see.
      The number of these films now are absurd and they bring nothing new or interesting to this genre, based on what I know about them and the obviously hack nature of this industry.
      And now these films are straight political, anti-white propaganda affairs.

    • @Unit076
      @Unit076 Год назад +4

      @@landofthesilverpath5823 Winter Soldier is pretty good if you like something like Mission Impossible. Ant-Man too since it had elements of heist movies.
      I think the Disney Marvel movies could be great fun when they're making "[x] movie genre but with a superhero skin." Unfortunately, they discovered their formula too fast.

  • @Ajlez
    @Ajlez 5 лет назад +1668

    "This is empowering.. if you have superhuman abilities and can fly into space"

    • @jacoblevenson7934
      @jacoblevenson7934 5 лет назад +92

      Why didn't they set up the whole feminist angle with Black Widow? The woman taken when she was a young child, forced into a dance academy that hid a spy ring for the purpose of serving the needs of power hungry white dude who saw her as nothing more then a tool and had her spade? Seriously they dropped the ball.

    • @rikowolfin4984
      @rikowolfin4984 5 лет назад +52

      @@jacoblevenson7934 Because that's a darker plot than they are willing to do for a solo movie and would take talent to pull off effectively, something the people who made this movie have none of.

    • @Ajlez
      @Ajlez 5 лет назад +11

      It's pretty natural to feel sad for not being able to have babies. I feel sad that I don't have any. I can't adopt. Of course, you're welcome to your feelings too.
      I don't know much about any of the origin comics, but certainly a good team could make *anything* into an intriguing movie.

    • @rikowolfin4984
      @rikowolfin4984 5 лет назад +19

      @Adrijana Radosevic People want to have biological kids though, yes you could adopt but it's not nearly the same as making a kid of your own and be there for every moment of their lives.
      That's not to say a family can't adopt and still love their child the same, but that's not for everyone and other people have different feelings about adoption and biological children.
      Black Widow was a character who didn't have a choice about the matter, she had to be this way as it wasn't a choice she made but her government that did it to her and that's not something a person can get over just because its [insert current year].
      It doesn't matter if it's not important to you, it's important to her. It's not important to me that some one else in a story overcomes a challenge or defeats a bad guy, but I can understand a characters feelings and see how important it is to them which makes it enjoyable to watch.

    • @ChanchoMittens
      @ChanchoMittens 5 лет назад +1

      @@rikowolfin4984 isn't ScarJo supposedly as good as it gets? Can't sheen anchor it like she did the endgame movie that I didn't know she was in?

  • @rumpleforeskin532
    @rumpleforeskin532 5 лет назад +258

    That ringing endorsement of the city of Milwaukee was fantastic... I'm booking my vacation there immediately

  • @Magale1978
    @Magale1978 5 лет назад +1810

    Milwaukee review starts at 00:00. Brie Larson discussion starts at 06:02. Movie Review starts at 19:00

    • @CowyGriffon
      @CowyGriffon 5 лет назад +20

      ÐYS MΔЯČ
      ƐVЯIÞỸИG БIGŶNZ
      WYÐ (Æ) HŒЯ(OW)

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 5 лет назад +22

      @@CowyGriffon ????????????????

    • @CowyGriffon
      @CowyGriffon 5 лет назад +39

      @@Greendalewitch
      THIS MARCH
      EVERYTHING BEGINS
      WITH (A) HER(O)

    • @drunkhaus6961
      @drunkhaus6961 5 лет назад +10

      Ya da real MVP.

    • @jg321321
      @jg321321 5 лет назад +32

      Yeah, thought this was a movie review.

  • @jmjedi923
    @jmjedi923 3 года назад +267

    I'm here after after resetera started having a meltdown even though this video is over a year old
    Anybody else hear to rewatch this?

    • @namsivad
      @namsivad 3 года назад +2

      Second!☝️🤣

    • @YouTubePublisherorPlatform
      @YouTubePublisherorPlatform 3 года назад +6

      You guys aren't being very nice. RedLetterMedia could benefit from historically marginalized voices.

    • @HeroQuestFans
      @HeroQuestFans 3 года назад +13

      cancel cancel culture

    • @Udgrasil13
      @Udgrasil13 3 года назад +13

      @@ZacharyCusanelli YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!! I would give you my entire "Nukie"-Collection to have that experience again.

    • @chandler224
      @chandler224 3 года назад +3

      Yeah it was recommended after YellowFlash2's video lmao

  • @seth3708
    @seth3708 5 лет назад +246

    can't believe these hacks sold out to the Milwaukee tourism dept

    • @petesandwich3246
      @petesandwich3246 5 лет назад +23

      No gonna lie, the Bronze Fonz sold me

    • @jsc315
      @jsc315 5 лет назад +11

      Trust me they did a better job selling Milwaukee then that shit hole ever could.

    • @lostapostle76
      @lostapostle76 5 лет назад +9

      and they had the gall to spend the bribe money on beer not even made in Milwaukee any more.

    • @joewalter7523
      @joewalter7523 5 лет назад +7

      They gave them beer, man! BEER!!! They're not made of stone!{:(

    • @duckrutt
      @duckrutt 5 лет назад

      @@nickbooze9766 Is that a step up or a step down from Tim Allen?

  • @Werekoala1066
    @Werekoala1066 5 лет назад +560

    I've actually been to Milwaukee and I have to say... it exists.

  • @mediocreboi
    @mediocreboi 5 лет назад +165

    A bug crawled on my screen and i thought it was part of the milwaukee add

    • @dismissing
      @dismissing 5 лет назад +3

      Milwaukee, Australia

  • @Kragar01
    @Kragar01 4 года назад +89

    She stood up everytime, how heroic!
    You know every person would get up as well right? The alternative is to just lie on the ground....at some point you still need to get up.

    • @Gordy3000
      @Gordy3000 3 года назад +8

      They're mocking it because it's a tired motivational cliche, not because it doesn't make literal sense.

  • @Fadzi2342
    @Fadzi2342 5 лет назад +398

    On behalf of all Indonesians, I thank you for supporting the Indonesian economy by using our cheap labor force.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 5 лет назад

      @@RedgraveGilver
      Ain't you tube great!

  • @ikenosis8160
    @ikenosis8160 5 лет назад +141

    “Spider-Man turned to dust, just like Kurt Cobain.”
    -Mike Stoklasa

  • @jbmcb
    @jbmcb 5 лет назад +230

    Here I was hoping the promo for Milwaukee would be 99% of the video, and the review would be "Eh it was OK." fade to black.

    • @pyro380
      @pyro380 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, I was more engaged in that segment.

    • @ericv00
      @ericv00 5 лет назад +4

      "Hoping"? I full-on expected that to be the video.

  • @onlyrevolutions2010
    @onlyrevolutions2010 3 года назад +78

    Even thought it was quickly squandered, I think Richard Donner managed to make Superman interesting using the precise method the guys mention here - they showed his upbringing, what grounded him to Earth, and what he was powerless to stop despite his abilities (John Kent's heart attack). By the time we see him in action as Superman, we know Clark Kent and we want good things for him.
    I gave Captain Marvel a chance and it was just...meh. Like, Iron Man II, Thor I and II levels of yawnage. I just didn't care what was happening or who was involved.

  • @creepycrunch1789
    @creepycrunch1789 5 лет назад +2270

    Remember when none of this controversy happened when Wonder Woman came out? I miss those days...

    • @UmTois
      @UmTois 5 лет назад +176

      Yeah, gender messages were subtle and it was a reasonably good movie nonetheless.
      I really feel she shouldn't have gone full controversal mode in that interview (unless it's was on self defence).

    • @reviewmegamind6154
      @reviewmegamind6154 5 лет назад +137

      @Munición de Sobra you're*. Also no there wasnt nearly as much to this degree

    • @Tomgd420
      @Tomgd420 5 лет назад +18

      Yea I think once people seen her in bvs most said at worst the scenes weren't needed but as far as she went the best part of the movie for many more? It's kind of funny the way bvs was received and the narrative being pushed does not match up. Most looked at WW as hope for the dceu.

    • @PhazonOmega
      @PhazonOmega 5 лет назад +9

      Reason #4 for why I like DC films better than Marvel.

    • @Paul91-
      @Paul91- 5 лет назад +65

      That's because WonderWoman was a way better made film and it's main star was way more likeable and charming than Brie what's her face?

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 5 лет назад +572

    Captain Marvel power was established, in that she is powerful enough to kill Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @TheHillbillyHybrid
      @TheHillbillyHybrid 5 лет назад +6

      Andrew Hershberger too funny

    • @erikskole7669
      @erikskole7669 5 лет назад +4

      But rotten tomatoes are so squishy not to much power needed to defeat them. Just decent footwear. Squish

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 5 лет назад +10

      Too be fair they have been screwing themselves for years. Remember the ghost busters remake?

    • @AHersheyHere
      @AHersheyHere 5 лет назад +7

      @Arjuna Brooklyn With the power of melting snowflakes in a single retort and head bobble!

    • @AHersheyHere
      @AHersheyHere 5 лет назад +17

      @Arjuna Brooklyn I'm also laughing at all the women who are embracing this corporate hogswallow as if it a powerful and well designed movie.

  • @erikmoe4767
    @erikmoe4767 5 лет назад +620

    Mike's alternate script for Captain Marvel:
    "I want to bring along my friend... black lady!"

    • @cameronroy2129
      @cameronroy2129 5 лет назад +20

      Nope I think thats the actual line

    • @spcsongparodycentral4612
      @spcsongparodycentral4612 5 лет назад +3

      @@superdooper50 i didn't 100% hate the movie i was just bored. I mostly hate SNEEZE-Larson. She's disgraced my hometown by being from there. Disgusting!

  • @StarsMarsRadio
    @StarsMarsRadio 4 года назад +522

    Casting a woman who treats her audience with contempt. Solid.

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 4 года назад +14

      She treats white dudes with contempt, and the movie wasn't made for them.

    • @nopatiencejoe6376
      @nopatiencejoe6376 4 года назад +119

      @@alesin1992 Cool! So she apparently threat people badly based solely on things that a person is born with and has no control over.
      How progressive!

    • @eefthebeef3047
      @eefthebeef3047 4 года назад +70

      @@nopatiencejoe6376 Not to mention inclusive!

    • @Gordy3000
      @Gordy3000 3 года назад +6

      didn't RLM make fun of the same people? Why is it bad when she does it?

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 3 года назад +2

      I didn't know Brie Larson was based

  • @Wuropl
    @Wuropl 5 лет назад +319

    I was expecting you to pull another Star Wars Christmas Special review that never starts.

    • @CPKerney
      @CPKerney 5 лет назад +3

      I went 5 minutes and then I was like are they doing that shit again? Wtf are they talking about? Lol

  • @deathwithin
    @deathwithin 5 лет назад +290

    I want the last thing i every hear to be "That's Right Jay".

    • @CLfreaksho
      @CLfreaksho 5 лет назад +13

      so, Jay, what did *you* think of deathwithin's funeral?

    • @simonbelanger3923
      @simonbelanger3923 5 лет назад +3

      ...and then a mumbled, semi-sarcastic, gameshow-style description of what Heaven will be like.

    • @deathwithin
      @deathwithin 5 лет назад +1

      @Alex M tru

    • @Lauv
      @Lauv 5 лет назад +3

      -Oh my god Mike! Are you choking deathwithin to death with your bare hands?
      -Thats right, Jay

  • @Nubbiecakes
    @Nubbiecakes 5 лет назад +190

    She said she was a girl... and I CLAPPED.

    • @interdictr3657
      @interdictr3657 5 лет назад +20

      such strength!

    • @JonaOrange
      @JonaOrange 5 лет назад +4

      that is offensive, you're meant to click or else you will trigger their ptsd with all that clapping.

  • @HayabusaPaul
    @HayabusaPaul 3 года назад +160

    The crazies over at Reeeeesetera just saw this and of course are losing their minds.
    Keep up the good work guys 😂

    • @nour2146
      @nour2146 3 года назад +26

      Those weirdos are nearly 2 years too late to lose their minds on this video

    • @ammosophobia
      @ammosophobia 3 года назад +3

      @@nour2146 They just did!

    • @Udgrasil13
      @Udgrasil13 3 года назад +8

      And the next video, they release is a BOTW Episode, where they review "The Suckling" XD

    • @L0U_ZER
      @L0U_ZER 3 года назад +3

      What is Reeesetera?

    • @its1899
      @its1899 3 года назад +28

      @@L0U_ZER you don't need to know

  • @Kladyos
    @Kladyos 5 лет назад +256

    I cannot wait til the X-Men reboot has Rogue take all Capt. Marvel's powers so we don't have to see her anymore.

    • @stepitup25
      @stepitup25 5 лет назад +8

      Yes! 😂

    • @TheHillbillyHybrid
      @TheHillbillyHybrid 5 лет назад +5

      We can only hope

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz 5 лет назад +1

      @@RRRRRRRRR33 I liked the newer Miss Marvel issue where Carol asks a fangirling Kamala to pre-imprison a bunch of people Minority Report style, actually evil actual hero is an interesting tack.
      But really, just pick a character and stick to it, so I'm hopeful MCU can do something with her.

    • @NZealand
      @NZealand 5 лет назад

      You’re fuckn pathetic

    • @ivanb4681
      @ivanb4681 5 лет назад +1

      @The Duke I would say she'd be Charlene Xavier haha

  • @ztoxtube
    @ztoxtube 5 лет назад +264

    Loved the whole Milwaukee tourism promo. Surprised you didn't mention the roughly 400 corporate sub shops in the downtown area.

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 5 лет назад +7

      Will be cut in half when Milwaukee passes *$15.00 p/h minium wage.*

    • @mankor76
      @mankor76 5 лет назад +5

      Don't forget our blooming food truck industry and shiny new electric train

    • @stupendous7848
      @stupendous7848 5 лет назад

      how can a sandwich be corporate?

  • @TheCarlsusiemshow
    @TheCarlsusiemshow 5 лет назад +122

    FINALLY a video with some REAL Wisconsin representation...this place is a real marvel

    • @fads90
      @fads90 5 лет назад +3

      You mean this place is a real Mar-Vel

    • @TheYoungPanda
      @TheYoungPanda 5 лет назад

      Speaking of marvel...

  • @jordyboy321
    @jordyboy321 2 года назад +448

    Jay nailed it on the head. "What she was trying to say was probably a good thing. The way she expressed it was just horrible in every way"

    • @brandonlink6568
      @brandonlink6568 2 года назад +27

      She explained it just fine to the audience in the room because that's what they were there to hear. The problem was more than just that room was listening and that's where she got in to trouble.

    • @TheSolidSnakeOil
      @TheSolidSnakeOil 2 года назад +30

      Was it?

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 года назад +1

      She's a privileged fraud, like most people in Hollywood. She probably doesn't care enough about minorities to risk anything, and words are cheap so she's got plenty to say. But she's too stupid to say anything of consequence or even know how to be diplomatic.
      Once Hollywood relearns that the awful white men have money, and recognise how Chinese peasants feel about woke politics, the fake corporate social justice will end, if it hasn't already.

    • @mikehunt1924
      @mikehunt1924 2 года назад +43

      Judging people by the color of their skin and their gender is a good thing?

    • @TK2692
      @TK2692 2 года назад +54

      Yeah. It sounds like she was trying to say including perspectives that have previously been underrepresented is a good thing, but she said it in such an unnecessarily confrontational and condescending way it just came across as disingenuous and cynical. It just came across as very self-serving on her part.

  • @lonewolfgamingplus379
    @lonewolfgamingplus379 5 лет назад +799

    “Get rid of that White Dude !”
    The most hilarious line in the video, how the camera zooms into his face

    • @niemanickurwa
      @niemanickurwa 2 года назад +9

      Yeah I laughed.
      Also, you can film in 8 or 16k, then add the zoom in editing after. Then you can do shit like that, that looks spur of the moment, without the apperance of a drop in quality.

    • @RochesFan
      @RochesFan 2 года назад +10

      26:56

    • @Brogan_Balfour_Crescent
      @Brogan_Balfour_Crescent 2 года назад +1

      His delivery and the pan in fucking sent me. Had to pause it to catch my breath 😭

  • @void6661
    @void6661 5 лет назад +488

    The first female captain marvel was a black woman. How ironic...

    • @Korgull6669
      @Korgull6669 5 лет назад +11

      @@trentn1127 Laura Bush and company tried to use the plight of women in Afghanistan to justify the invasion of Afghanistan, which was widely criticized by women's movements in Afghanistan because, y'know, they want to live and create a better world, not be bombed to death by the American Empire. Legitimizing the warmongering of an imperialist entity is peak "white feminism"

    • @Gyohdon
      @Gyohdon 5 лет назад +1

      not to mention this movie only covers her Ms Marvel storyline while giving her Binary powers at the end

    • @beatrixerika3540
      @beatrixerika3540 5 лет назад +1

      @Arjuna Brooklyn Makes sense. Minorities can't seem to handle whites at all. rofl

    • @TheShadowofDormin
      @TheShadowofDormin 5 лет назад

      Yeah and before that it he was a white guy and now she technically is a muslim girl. Sorry I just don't see the irony

    • @JonaOrange
      @JonaOrange 5 лет назад +1

      @Arjuna Brooklyn bs, blade was awesome.

  • @Ionicblood666
    @Ionicblood666 5 лет назад +320

    Superman weakness is the vulnerability of the people he loves. Captain Marvel loves nothing 🤷‍♂️

    • @Ranchor489
      @Ranchor489 5 лет назад +36

      This.
      People who abjectly claim that Superman has no weakness are talking out of their ass.
      The man time and time again shows himself as a paragon of there is more to being a hero than your superhero abilities.

    • @FoeApple
      @FoeApple 5 лет назад +12

      As a superman fan i'm shocked none of your are mentioning the big weakness other then Kryptonite. He's extremely weak to magic. Do you have any idea how many people in the DC universe know magic!? Its alot.

    • @Ranchor489
      @Ranchor489 5 лет назад +17

      @@FoeApple He's not WEAK to magic.
      He just has no specific resistances to it.
      A magical blade will cut him like any other person, that is not entirely a "weakness" but more of a vulnerability.
      A magical hex will affect him like any other human would.

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 5 лет назад +9

      his greatest strength is also his greatest weakness. his super hearing senses can be also used against him, like disrupting his equilibrium. over charging from the sun can give him cancer (superman all star) or it will make him explode (justice league: tower of babel - batman created an artificial kryptonite that made superman skin intangible so that his body can't control his absorption of the sun's ray until he blows up).

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ranchor489 that's still a weakness.

  • @Hanky.SSCorp
    @Hanky.SSCorp 2 года назад +23

    Gosh darn this review is forever a classic. The intro remains one of the finest pieces of travel advertisement ever made.

  • @MrDe4dGuy34
    @MrDe4dGuy34 5 лет назад +155

    I came for a review of Captain Marvel and instead my knowledge of this nation’s geography was called into question. They got me again.

    • @w0mblemania
      @w0mblemania 5 лет назад +4

      You're American. You don't have a knowledge of geography.
      Thank you, thank you, I'll be here 'til Thursday.

    • @fenriz218
      @fenriz218 5 лет назад +2

      As a foreigner, I deduct that this place must be somewhere between New York and Los Angeles? Funny, how it's named after an English football team... XD

    • @simonbelanger3923
      @simonbelanger3923 5 лет назад +2

      As a non-American, that random list of cities vs. states that Jay listed off is *exactly* how I feel about all the less-often-mentioned locations in the United States.

  • @TriggerHappyJim2
    @TriggerHappyJim2 5 лет назад +411

    The important question is; Can we merchandise the outrage?

  • @emilypeplinski2378
    @emilypeplinski2378 5 лет назад +156

    That was a 10/10, 6minute Milwaukee love letter. Bravo 👏

  • @ThePenguinOfMadness
    @ThePenguinOfMadness 3 года назад +267

    It's hilarious for an attractive white woman (from America, and one of the richer states no less) to talk about privilege.

    • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
      @Ammoniumbicarbonat 3 года назад +79

      She’s literally living life on easy mode

    • @zachkh
      @zachkh 3 года назад +44

      It doesn’t exclude her from talking about it. But pretending she has none is stupid.

    • @wataki2
      @wataki2 3 года назад +6

      Definitely not ugly, But absolutely definitely nothing to write home about. Anywho, can't wait for her to have a kid and 20 years from now that kid, Surprise! Surprise!, becomes an A-lister. See, Hollywood don't like talking about the privilege of Nepotism. They forget all about that. Funny that.

    • @PyrokineticFire1
      @PyrokineticFire1 3 года назад +10

      she's aware of her diminishing privileges associated with youth & beauty (she's 32)
      she should continue to capitalize on it before she loses it entirely. she's in a fickle, immoral industry that will toss her aside if she can't attract audiences.
      I think that's why she seems to try to be known for her moral opinions, so she can continue when youth fades... but they'll ignore her to support a younger woman that says the same things (because it puts a better "face" on the issues)

    • @cool_sword
      @cool_sword 3 года назад +3

      @@PyrokineticFire1 diminishing privileges due to youth and beauty are completely outweighed by the fact that white women go off and marry white men and get access to all of their wealth with a fraction of the effort, then that wealth is further multiplied when their parents die. This idea that their lives just become a living hell after like 27 is an incel fantasy. White feminism is entirely constructed around obscuring this, and white anti-feminists love to ignore it too because you're both just playing oppression Olympics.

  • @lordtennysonspipe1239
    @lordtennysonspipe1239 5 лет назад +500

    "Well, Jay, it's almost summer. What are you gonna do with those six days?"

    • @lamalien2276
      @lamalien2276 5 лет назад +2

      I'm Canadian, that makes me laugh. You do know the snow outside hasn't melted here?

    • @lordtennysonspipe1239
      @lordtennysonspipe1239 5 лет назад

      @@lamalien2276 I live in Indiana, and we're still getting cold temps and the occasional snowfall, lol

    • @amirite
      @amirite 5 лет назад

      Even as the third rated this comment is underrated and very RLM.

  • @atomiswave2
    @atomiswave2 5 лет назад +534

    Eat the corporate slop and pretend its social justice. Hilarious.

    • @Erreul
      @Erreul 5 лет назад +1

      HILARIOUS

    • @EndsleyIV
      @EndsleyIV 5 лет назад +8

      2+2=5 dear comrades, consume your daily media rations and get to bed before glorious labour in the morning.

  • @dholmestar
    @dholmestar 5 лет назад +1285

    "I want to know what Wrinkle in Time meant to teenage girls"
    Currently a 5.2/10 in that demo on IMDb.
    ....Oh....

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 4 года назад +104

      They usually refer to the rotten tomatoes critic reviews of movies that are terrible but get good reviews since they have particular political messages and/or are paid off by the studios. IMDb scores are as true to audience scores as you can get

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 4 года назад +24

      All I know is that any interest I would have had was due to the book. Weird how suddenly it’s not a movie for me. Kinda makes one wonder if the name is appropriate. Last I checked, a movie based off a book typically means at least something to those who liked the book.

    • @zcritten
      @zcritten 4 года назад +7

      When you think about IMDb tbh it's actually in favour of the film because your average viewer won't see an average movie or just kind of bad movie they won't care and move on

    • @TheCoffeeNut711
      @TheCoffeeNut711 4 года назад +7

      Is there website that is like rotten tomatoes but isn't shit?

    • @KhaaahM
      @KhaaahM 4 года назад +9

      *slide whistle*
      How embarrassing

  • @unexpecteditem7919
    @unexpecteditem7919 4 года назад +100

    "I don't hate white dudes" - Brie Larson, for some reason.

    • @SanguineUltima
      @SanguineUltima 2 года назад

      She hates white dudes

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus Год назад +6

      When you have to specify you don't hate a group of people you probably shouldn't be talking in the first place.

  • @roshieifra
    @roshieifra 5 лет назад +415

    "Despite being the blandest movie ever", truer words have never been spoken.

  • @nicholasleon7819
    @nicholasleon7819 5 лет назад +180

    five minutes in i thought it was just a milwaukee tourism shill and they were trolling us by not actually reviewing captain mavel

    • @derschriev5771
      @derschriev5771 5 лет назад +5

      If you've seen enough of their reviews, the opener basically gives away their view on the movie...but this one went on for ages

    • @mistertagomago7974
      @mistertagomago7974 5 лет назад +7

      I thought it was gonna be like what they did with Maze runner

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 5 лет назад +1

      it would have been plausible.

    • @theguardian8317
      @theguardian8317 5 лет назад

      They should have stick to it. It would have been more interesting.

  • @temmaxtemma9570
    @temmaxtemma9570 4 года назад +1802

    Oh Brie, making enemies doesn't make you the hero.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +43

      temma XtemmA Damn, that’s a good quote

    • @ekshalibur
      @ekshalibur 4 года назад +41

      @@sharppieces4482 xd

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 4 года назад +60

      Villains have armies, too.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 4 года назад +140

      @@sharppieces4482 Adolph Hitler also had a lot of followers. 😁

    • @footsoldier857
      @footsoldier857 4 года назад +4

      A furry, white and mouldy organism. 🤢

  • @tbxvividos
    @tbxvividos Год назад +13

    As someone who is new to the channel, I had no idea what was happening when I clicked on this captain marvel review and spent 6 minutes hearing you utterly tear apart Milwaukee.
    But I live in Minnesota and thought it was hilarious.
    Also, I hate living in the northern Midwest

  • @ROEnetwork
    @ROEnetwork 5 лет назад +595

    I am from Wisconsin and have been to Milwaukee countless times. I can confirm this Milwaukee review is 100% accurate 😆👍🏻

    • @3AHoles
      @3AHoles 5 лет назад +21

      It's almost as good as Racoon City circa 1998.

    • @stacyhamilton2619
      @stacyhamilton2619 5 лет назад +4

      thanks, Chachi.

    • @vngeance2425
      @vngeance2425 5 лет назад

      2nd, milwaukee is pretty great

    • @MrRwk314
      @MrRwk314 5 лет назад

      Did you see the tumor?

    • @robfalgiano
      @robfalgiano 3 года назад

      As a Buffalonian I am so glad to hear Wisconsin described as our alcoholic cousins to the Midwest. We too have one bar for each person, especially children.

  • @KingdomQuesting
    @KingdomQuesting 5 лет назад +613

    Finally. A city where my alcoholism is considered quaint.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 5 лет назад +9

      In Ireland, alcohol is considered quaint in every city!

    • @derkatwork33
      @derkatwork33 5 лет назад +1

      GWG Gaming it truly is a great land.

    • @dinosaurspy7096
      @dinosaurspy7096 5 лет назад +2

      @@NexusKin - A nation where alcoholism is quaint.

    • @factotums
      @factotums 5 лет назад +1

      You should try San Francisco, or really the whole Bay Area. And yeah, Europe is great for alcoholics. Subsidized beer and wine, and bread, and spirits. It's a hedonist's treadmill.

    • @ddlk9913
      @ddlk9913 5 лет назад +1

      Wisconsin is the hardest drinking state.. If you want to see hard drinking you need to go to Fargo North Dakota.

  • @BloodfelX
    @BloodfelX 5 лет назад +440

    12:54 "I want to know what that film mean't to women of colour."
    -So that I can better exploit that market-

    • @iGabenewell
      @iGabenewell 5 лет назад +20

      Oh, Disney!....

    • @Persephone01
      @Persephone01 5 лет назад +4

      Your picture makes me laughed with the comment :)

    • @joshuabrayman4029
      @joshuabrayman4029 5 лет назад +18

      Here's an anecdote for you: my wife is bi-racial (black/white). She grew up reading the whole Wrinke in Time series and was excited to see that movie because of it. There was a big piece for her that I certainly experienced differently than her and that was that when she read wrinkle in time, the protagonist was a white girl in her head. For my wife, and seemingly many people of color, it's safe to assume and is a default to characterize book characters as white people even when that's not explicit. I did not particularly care for the movie for many of the reasons most people did not. My wife loved it despite these flaws because the core message was of self worth and belonging for a mixed race girl. As a "white dude", I don't have to worry about fitting into white spaces most of the time. My wife doesn't feel like she comfortably fits in white or black spaces because both are skeptical of her in the way casual discrimination often works, despite good intentions. That's not baggage I and, I assume, many people carried into a Wrinkle in Time, but that movie absolutely addresses it and my wife connected to it in a way that really moved her. Part of that was because it asked her to wrestle with why she had been inadvertently taught by our society to assume that fictional characters were white when they weren't given that delineation.
      On another point, to paraphrase my wife, "You have a thousand movies to choose from where the protagonist is relatable to you. Some are great, some a good, some are okay, and some are absolute trash. If all I have is trash to speak to certain experiences I have had, I'll take what I can get and hope that better things come along." I guess the point here is this: there are absolutely universal human experiences, but there are also specific experiences that many people do not share. It's an argument for more diverse settings, people, experiences, because it increases the chances that a Wrinkle in Time isn't the only film to get made that addresses what it's like to be a pre-teen mixed race girl trying to find belonging. Food for thought.

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb 5 лет назад +13

      @@joshuabrayman4029 if iam not mistaken the girl in the book is a read head. so yes, she is white

    • @joshuabrayman4029
      @joshuabrayman4029 5 лет назад +2

      @@Revan-eb1wb The Mother is a redhead, which is admittedly not her depiction in the film. Meg is described as having mousy, brown hair. Also, if Meg is allowed to be bi-racial in context of the fact that her skin color is not described, she would also have a white parent who could have red hair.

  • @WilliamSGe1228
    @WilliamSGe1228 2 года назад +36

    The thing I love about these guys is that they give off a look and vibe of not really giving a shit about anything, but also hitting u with some really good points about the movie they’re covering. And of course they’re also really funny

    • @blessingomebari1547
      @blessingomebari1547 2 года назад

      Christian Bale has put himself on record as believing that American culture would be 'much richer' if the people in power weren't mostly white men.
      The actor made the comments during an interview with AOL Build this past Monday as he sat with Rosamund Pike and Wes Studi to promote the upcoming Wild West drama film Hostiles.
      "Our culture will be so much richer the day that we stop saying, 'Hey, it's all white dudes who are running things," Bale said. "Whether that be Hollywood, whether that be Washington, you know?"
      "We're going to get, in Hollywood, so much better films and so much more interesting stories being told, and America will become the America that the rest of the world sees it as, that makes it unique... that we recognise makes this such a beautiful, brilliant country."
      Bale went on to call the US a 'country of inclusion', explaining that he moved his family to the States because he fell in love with the country.
      Bale, who has two young children Emmaline and Joseph with the American make-up artist Sandra 'Sibi' Blažić, applied for US citizenship in 2010.
      "It's the reason why I moved here," he said. "It's the reason why my kids have American accents."

    • @herrtrigger7220
      @herrtrigger7220 Год назад

      They are AI generated deep fakes, replaced the actual guys when they sold the rights a year ago.

    • @nickcarter4006
      @nickcarter4006 Год назад

      Too bad they’re white guys. :slide whistle:

  • @ScorchedPainter
    @ScorchedPainter 5 лет назад +245

    How the hell have you guys not broken 1 million yet?

    • @w0mblemania
      @w0mblemania 5 лет назад +75

      They only appeal to 40 year old white dudes. Who are a minority group.

    • @gundamnduke0
      @gundamnduke0 5 лет назад +14

      same reason Alita Battle Angel flopped. I'm depressed as fuck

    • @PK-MegaLolCaT
      @PK-MegaLolCaT 5 лет назад +1

      i think it the new youtube algorithm they made to protect the movie.

    • @obscure4847
      @obscure4847 5 лет назад +1

      @@w0mblemania that is a lie

    • @ShamliseG
      @ShamliseG 5 лет назад +2

      They also don't release videos at a consistently fast pace, which RUclips's algorithm highly favors.

  • @keeleon
    @keeleon 5 лет назад +375

    Everything I know about Milwaukee I learned from Alice Cooper in Waynes World.

  • @ErnestsLacis
    @ErnestsLacis 5 лет назад +144

    This is like reverse psychology, now I only want to visit Milwaukee more.

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 5 лет назад +1

      What was the purpose of that bullshit? I didn't even make it to the review because of it.

    • @JonnyHyperbole2090
      @JonnyHyperbole2090 5 лет назад +12

      I've already booked my flight and packed my Kevlar.

    • @jaredbrinkman3343
      @jaredbrinkman3343 5 лет назад +1

      John Brown it’s funny af

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 5 лет назад

      @@jaredbrinkman3343
      Some people are hard to please.

    • @jaredbrinkman3343
      @jaredbrinkman3343 5 лет назад +1

      Alan Pennie ig so. Tbh I’m from wisco and Milwaukee is shit, madison is nice tho!!

  • @robovampire
    @robovampire 3 года назад +46

    Cancerous tumor? Dustin Diamond?? RLMs most accurate prediction video ever

  • @mattychristian
    @mattychristian 5 лет назад +84

    Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
    Wayne Campbell: I was not aware of that.

    • @LeSensuel
      @LeSensuel 5 лет назад +10

      Gold Pager Does this guy know how to party or what?!

    • @MarkKlingman
      @MarkKlingman 5 лет назад +3

      I feel one if the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is it’s the only major American city to have elected three socialist mayors

    • @EndsleyIV
      @EndsleyIV 5 лет назад

      @@MarkKlingman well that explains why the Democrats are rushing there for 2020.

  • @obliviouz
    @obliviouz 5 лет назад +363

    "This wasn't made for ______" - isn't this classic gate-keeping?

    • @themarkktv
      @themarkktv 5 лет назад +132

      Yeah but it's ok when made against white men, because revenge

    • @ramiemontgomery
      @ramiemontgomery 5 лет назад +7

      it's fascinating how the same people who demand everything be inclusive can easily turn around and say not everyone should be included

  • @nrqed
    @nrqed 5 лет назад +1538

    Why didn't she refuse the role to demand that a woman of color be hired instead of her??? Oh wait...it's because....money!!!

    • @benderbendingrodriguez6375
      @benderbendingrodriguez6375 5 лет назад +122

      What's hilarious is that one of the Captain Marvel's actually was a black woman.
      Also Phyla-Vell the Original Captain Marvel's daughter that took both her father and Quasar's responsibility's was a lesbian.
      To bad Brie doesn't practice what she preaches.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 лет назад +79

      @@benderbendingrodriguez6375 And they butchered Monica,a strong,independent black woman and reduced her to being in the shadow of Carol Danvers. Hypocrisy is intense here.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 лет назад +15

      I mean if someone offers for you to be a lead in a Marvel movie, you accept it. You gain billions of dollars and fame (which helps you to be in more movies after that) and you become known for that role in the MCU above anything else.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 лет назад +14

      @@WiloPolis03 You're right. Brie Larson has irritated many people by what she says irl but she didn't write this shit.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 лет назад +2

      @@tiaaaron3278 I mean I enjoyed the movie a lot but that's irrelevant

  • @samalton5837
    @samalton5837 3 года назад +86

    Came here thanks to REEEEEEEsetEra; left an upvote, RLM are awesome, ignore the trash reblog repository that is ResetEra and their nobodies, they really are worthless and complain about literally EVERYTHING! Keep doing the awesome reviews (the WW84 one was hilarious)!!

  • @DMDthe3
    @DMDthe3 5 лет назад +89

    Legit 3 minutes in I forgot I was watching a review for captain marvel. Then they started talking about it and I was like “oh”

  • @flusterdouglas9326
    @flusterdouglas9326 5 лет назад +1619

    "I'm a MAAAAAAN!"
    *crashes into manure truck*

    • @propheci
      @propheci 5 лет назад +89

      "You can't do better than meeeeee!!!"

    • @PoorStargazer
      @PoorStargazer 5 лет назад +47

      I hate manure!

    • @nicholasspecialmusic
      @nicholasspecialmusic 5 лет назад +24

      Icebrand Music I JUST watched the Back to the Future trilogy for the first time last weekend. So, I understood that reference.

    • @PawsleyDirt
      @PawsleyDirt 4 года назад +15

      Welcome to the party, pal!

    • @theeoddments960
      @theeoddments960 4 года назад

      Nicholas Bradley I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

  • @MajorFret
    @MajorFret 5 лет назад +309

    This is the best Marvel massacre since Avengers: Infinity War

  • @blakeadams965
    @blakeadams965 4 года назад +680

    "They're so scared for people calling this movie out for what it is - feminist propaganda. Now, I haven't seen it."
    Lol

    • @AnnaMarianne
      @AnnaMarianne 4 года назад +27

      I had heard RLM and Jeremy of Geeks & Gamers aren't buddies, but hadn't seen it in any of their videos. Well, there it is.

    • @Peter_Parker361
      @Peter_Parker361 4 года назад +40

      Well, it is though and that's kinda obvious to almost anyone who has really seen it ^^

    • @blakeadams965
      @blakeadams965 4 года назад +138

      @@Peter_Parker361 sure if that's how you took it that's your opinion to cherish, but the idea of a dude making a whole video on it prefacing it with "Now, I haven't seen it." is fucking funny.

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 4 года назад +29

      He's not wrong, though.

    • @BockwinkleB
      @BockwinkleB 4 года назад +19

      Yet the first half of this video parrots everything Jeremy has said about the movie.

  • @delinquencypunch9905
    @delinquencypunch9905 5 лет назад +119

    Fifteen minutes in and they've barely talked about the movie. I love it!

    • @fenriz218
      @fenriz218 5 лет назад +3

      What is there to talk about? We have all read the reviews - those from bots and those from angry customers - and we all know the memes, so what's left to say? "Hey, that's a cute cat, innit...?", or "...anyway... how's your sex life...?"

  • @staglomagnifico5711
    @staglomagnifico5711 5 лет назад +120

    I wish Miss Captain Marvel Girl was played by a black person, specifically Samuel L. Jackson

    • @remembertotakeshowerspleas355
      @remembertotakeshowerspleas355 5 лет назад +18

      Literally a third of the MCU would be better if all the main character were played Samuel L. Jackson.

  • @mkx1985
    @mkx1985 5 лет назад +233

    When you warned about spoilers, I didn't realize it was SPACE COP SPOILERS. You jerks, now what am I going to do with the 15 blu ray copies that are en route to my house?

    • @CykoruKun
      @CykoruKun 5 лет назад +19

      Send them to underpriviledged girls maybe, that will change their lives

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 5 лет назад

      they have holes so , gg@BONESAW IS READY

  • @theillusivefan3046
    @theillusivefan3046 3 года назад +121

    ResetEra IS STILL not over being assblasted about this review.

    • @pippi5000
      @pippi5000 3 года назад +14

      That’s why I rewatching this right now