Metal Gear Survive Angry Review

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @attilavrana4590
    @attilavrana4590 5 лет назад +5216

    The metal gear series used to be solid, now it’s just trying to survive.

    • @dragonbornexpress5650
      @dragonbornexpress5650 5 лет назад +159

      How fitting....

    • @raiyaadkhaled1940
      @raiyaadkhaled1940 4 года назад +48

      Where have I heard that before?

    • @dragongodtaios1897
      @dragongodtaios1897 4 года назад +79

      Attila Vrana as palpatine would say: ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

    • @darknessbr3209
      @darknessbr3209 4 года назад +10

      this remember me the time that time when the power scale of this universe was sudently rising

    • @jacobsaks5891
      @jacobsaks5891 4 года назад +6

      Lol obviously they’re inspired title

  • @parkerhix1057
    @parkerhix1057 6 лет назад +4820

    Angry Joe:
    2 guys, cheesy editing, cringeworthy and hilarious acting, and a good ol truthful review.
    One of the best on YT.

    • @theul6775
      @theul6775 5 лет назад +255

      His reviewing ability really shines when he is angry and heavily critiques games

    • @phantomslay5612
      @phantomslay5612 5 лет назад +244

      @@theul6775 And yet, he's actually a pretty smart and well spoken guy when he wants to be.

    • @slaymyface1357
      @slaymyface1357 5 лет назад +34

      Boi he deserves an oscar award for every skit hes in

    • @sallgoodman2323
      @sallgoodman2323 5 лет назад +9

      A cardboard booooooooox!!!!!

    • @James-gj8rn
      @James-gj8rn 5 лет назад +11

      all the elements that make it a classic angry review :)

  • @user-fu4lx5fo9s
    @user-fu4lx5fo9s 6 лет назад +2712

    11:20 , in case you came back for the kuban dance :)

  • @miyuruify
    @miyuruify 2 года назад +525

    Joe dressed as kazuma kiryu and doing the Cuban energy is one of best things ever happened in this channel

    • @bxile730
      @bxile730 2 года назад +54

      It was hilarious 😂😂 i think he was dressed as Tony Montana from Scarface tho, and tony montana is cuban as well

    • @Awwscrewit
      @Awwscrewit Год назад +22

      It was so out of the blue I almost did a spit take.

    • @SquilliamNigwardicus
      @SquilliamNigwardicus Год назад +10

      Tony Montana*

    • @nullcoreproject
      @nullcoreproject Год назад +13

      @@bxile730 Nah it's the outfit he bought/used for his Yakuza 0 review, but yes probably not the intention ofc.

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 Год назад +6

      BREAKING ZA WOORRRRLD

  • @kalo47powercore
    @kalo47powercore 6 лет назад +2573

    Snakes like, “Oh hell no! I’m going back to Smash Bros. They’ll at least treat me better there.”

    • @METALGEARMATRIX
      @METALGEARMATRIX 6 лет назад +56

      Kalo47 Wrong Snake
      Not even a snake, technically

    • @kalo47powercore
      @kalo47powercore 6 лет назад +23

      WarMachineBrony I know but still.

    • @jacobbarnes70
      @jacobbarnes70 6 лет назад +15

      That was naked snake, i zoomed in and there were no scars on horns on his head.

    • @Gustavo-pc6wc
      @Gustavo-pc6wc 6 лет назад +35

      @Web Head Naked Snake and Big Boss are both spy names to the same person

    • @AxioProductions
      @AxioProductions 6 лет назад +6

      C0B Productions That’s Poison Snake, you’ll know how and why when you get a completionist ending. It’s not half bad and better explanation why Big Boss appears in Metal Gear 1-2 when he should’ve been dead. The normal ending isn’t that good

  • @Furanao
    @Furanao 6 лет назад +578

    in fact, that cardboard box was actually a loot crate.

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 6 лет назад +7

      Fura Nao Then Joe was right: it IS the actual bad guy!

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 6 лет назад +5

      nono, you don't understand... That was snake. xD

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 6 лет назад +12

      Madao Poor Snake; he tried to sneak his way out of this game. But unfortunately the box he used wasn't actually a cardboard box, but a lootbox. Now he can only be free if someone purchases the box he is in for $20.

    • @rahkiel1774
      @rahkiel1774 6 лет назад

      Are actually the same as chest in Diablo 3 -> Loot box too ?

    • @nilrc4254
      @nilrc4254 6 лет назад +3

      Nekhet LMAO. I would love to see konami try to bait us into buying snake like that. That happens in mobile games. 😂

  • @GeneralLegoshi
    @GeneralLegoshi 6 лет назад +3496

    *Metal Gear Fans:* Why won't you die!?
    *Konami:* PACHINKO MACHINES SON. They harden in response to financial trauma.

    • @fgr7002
      @fgr7002 6 лет назад +151

      -LIIQQQUIIIIDDDDD-
      PACCCCHINKKKKOOSSSSS

    • @MultiGG2
      @MultiGG2 6 лет назад +26

      XD

    • @balfanghellfire
      @balfanghellfire 6 лет назад +80

      All Konami has for money makers are Pachinko machines and Yu-Gi-Oh!

    • @PandaPandaFullify
      @PandaPandaFullify 6 лет назад +34

      goddamnit I love this comment way too much lol

    • @DjTittySprinklez
      @DjTittySprinklez 6 лет назад +21

      Damn I fucking love this comment. I laughed so hard 😁😁

  • @luvstagrind
    @luvstagrind 5 лет назад +916

    For those wondering why the music cuts out. Well my guess is joe doesn't want to get hit with ANOTHER copyright strike

    • @TheAlex4905
      @TheAlex4905 4 года назад +70

      The music used to be there

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 4 года назад +78

      @@TheAlex4905 too bad RUclips said "nope, no more song for you Joe."

    • @TheAlex4905
      @TheAlex4905 4 года назад +7

      @@IR-Fan Ya

    • @ashaman7653
      @ashaman7653 4 года назад +29

      Intro ruined :( was amazing too. It's fair use you assholes.

    • @theslasherof78
      @theslasherof78 4 года назад +58

      @@ashaman7653 Not to mention, John Carpenter probably doesn't give two shits about people using his iconic Halloween theme.

  • @xzenox7156
    @xzenox7156 6 лет назад +597

    When the Angry Review is 100x more entertaining than the game...

    • @palpablehen65
      @palpablehen65 6 лет назад +9

      Xzenox7 I was hyped for this bcuz of the review

  • @louiscorbett3278
    @louiscorbett3278 6 лет назад +546

    I remember making a game on gamemaker, and I was really proud about making the enemies go round walls to get to the player... I was 14 years old.

    • @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
      @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 5 лет назад +122

      Konami: So what special attributes do you have to contribute to our company?
      You: Well once, when i was 14, i made my own game.
      Konami: °_°
      You: And the AI could go around walls
      Konami: You're hired...

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 5 лет назад +22

      Louis Corbett
      Fuck it, I’m done : Is the game available online ? Can you upload gameplay on your channel ? And what is it ?

  • @crazyguy12u
    @crazyguy12u 6 лет назад +225

    "Pay attention to your stamina" = "Godzilla is approaching the generator"

  • @supergirlvideoclips894
    @supergirlvideoclips894 4 года назад +533

    Angry Joe's Cuban dance is the best thing ever to do anything with metal gear survive.

    • @ECG3485
      @ECG3485 2 года назад +20

      It's the best part of this video🕺🕺🕺🤣

    • @Koldybay
      @Koldybay 2 года назад +21

      "bring me yayo" lmao

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 6 лет назад +348

    We're going to build a fence and make Konami pay for it.

    • @iseeallforme
      @iseeallforme 6 лет назад +8

      "We as the Konami will not pay for any decent game"
      or
      "We're going to build save slots and make the gamers pay for it"

  • @majb4737
    @majb4737 6 лет назад +297

    Metal gear: Why are we still here?
    Konami: *Just to suffer*

  • @turgunculis
    @turgunculis 6 лет назад +320

    The cardboard box was the weapon to surpass metal gear.

    • @turgunculis
      @turgunculis 6 лет назад +2

      :O

    • @TengokuEXE
      @TengokuEXE 6 лет назад +3

      Cardboard box?

    • @delsin1126
      @delsin1126 6 лет назад +1

      Autismo it’s what sold Phantom Pain

    • @dlericx1876
      @dlericx1876 6 лет назад +1

      Nintendo LABO ??? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 6 лет назад +1

      Autismo Metal Box!?

  • @knightslayer6161
    @knightslayer6161 5 лет назад +559

    It breaks my heart everytime a content creator has to come back and change the music and sound for an entire vid, clip, bit, sketch etc. RUclips and their stupid copyright system that just take the magic out of editing, creativity RUclips as a whole.

    • @kingtoon22
      @kingtoon22 5 лет назад +47

      It’s not RUclips’s fault, they have to abide by copyright law, if you want to blame someone, blame the government and intellectual property laws.

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 4 года назад +59

      @@kingtoon22 or you could blame the company who called a strike like the greedy fucks they are

    • @jamiengo2343
      @jamiengo2343 4 года назад +5

      alex scott how should copyright laws be implemented in the future?

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 года назад +27

      @@jamiengo2343 well the government needs to catch up with how far technology had changed how copyright works...... We still have laws that were established in the fucking 1800s.

    • @graphkid
      @graphkid 3 года назад +8

      Look I agree there should be a simple rule as long as the creator announces in credits or early in video they “don’t own the song or music playing” they should be good but RUclips won’t think that way

  • @sage-ry9dp
    @sage-ry9dp 6 лет назад +541

    2014: "He's a man, not a god"
    2015: "Godzilla is approaching the generator"
    2016: "Sample obtained"
    2017: "Put your joycon down on its side"
    2018: "Pay attention to your stamina"

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 6 лет назад +2682

    2013 - Fly off to the right and explode!
    2014 - HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD! COME ON COMRADES! HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD!
    2015 - GODZILLA APPROACHING THE GENERATOR! THE GENERATOR IS LOOSING POWER!
    2016 - COLLECT THE INFECTED DNA! or SAMPLE OBTAINED!
    2017 - Set your Joycon down on its side.
    2018 - Pay attention to your stamina.

    • @miravets3229
      @miravets3229 6 лет назад +25

      A

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 6 лет назад +134

      ComiXProvider FTW_02
      Your Mind has been Jacked.

    • @straydog91
      @straydog91 6 лет назад +71

      2013 - Fly off to the right and explode!

    • @BachBreaker8
      @BachBreaker8 6 лет назад +163

      2011 - "I don't know what is happen! Smoke, guns, the whole world is explode, so we just running, running very fast..."

    • @jonrojero6478
      @jonrojero6478 6 лет назад +10

      ComiXProvider FTW_02 2014 is still my favorite

  • @Evasius
    @Evasius 6 лет назад +304

    This game exists solely for Joe's Cuban Energy dance.

  • @peterdanklage6286
    @peterdanklage6286 5 лет назад +385

    The dirty water part killed me 😂🤣😂🤣
    “What are you stupid? That’s not a pot. It’s a pan!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @redlord5892
    @redlord5892 6 лет назад +647

    They didn't run out of money, they ran out of Kojima.

    • @strifera
      @strifera 6 лет назад +65

      They didn't run out of Kojima. They ran Kojima out.

    • @nobodys_winds6580
      @nobodys_winds6580 6 лет назад +8

      They didn't run Kojima out, they out-ran Kojima

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 лет назад +11

      They didn't run Kojima out, they unrk mioja otu.

    • @loveisthewae3745
      @loveisthewae3745 6 лет назад +1

      they didnt run out kojima, it just sucks

    • @Alexisthewolfy
      @Alexisthewolfy 6 лет назад

      There's an Armored Core NEXT joke in all of this.... I can feel it in my veins.

  • @jackmeriustacktheritrix
    @jackmeriustacktheritrix 6 лет назад +725

    EA: We've milked every cent out of microtransactions and shown gamers we don't give a shit about them or general morality.
    KONAMI: Hold my beer

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 6 лет назад +1

      its optional af, not needed at all

    • @teamatfort444
      @teamatfort444 6 лет назад +17

      rail gun we shouldn’t think like that. That’s how micro transactions get worse. You know that saying with turning up temperature on a frog and it will never know

    • @user-dr1bj1bq2e
      @user-dr1bj1bq2e 6 лет назад +2

      😂🤣😄😂😆

    • @GenderIsAConstruct
      @GenderIsAConstruct 6 лет назад +1

      Blizzard: Hold MY beer!

    • @emmanuelflores4854
      @emmanuelflores4854 6 лет назад

      Nice

  • @cronquist09
    @cronquist09 6 лет назад +658

    Lol, I love how Joe is in bed with his jacket like a cartoon character always in costume.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 лет назад +14

      Or like any video game character, really. JRPG heroes go to sleep in the outfit they started with. Star Ocean: Till the End of Time's Fayt Leingod, for example, stays in that outfit for the entire game.
      THE ENTIRE GAME.
      The man spent what must have been months in the same clothes he had doodled on in the beginning of the game. He just straps on some new gear over it and never changes.

    • @xenonsha3324
      @xenonsha3324 6 лет назад

      that was a great game though. Roger was my main just because. lol.

  • @ieuanhunt552
    @ieuanhunt552 4 года назад +100

    11:20 I think I speak for everyone when I say we all want more dancing Cuban Joe.

  • @paulocao572
    @paulocao572 6 лет назад +1892

    I'm Cuban and Holy Shit man I cracked my self with the Cuban Energy part...

    • @mightytaco123
      @mightytaco123 5 лет назад +46

      Paulo Cao hey everyone I’m also Cuban. Notice me too.

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah, Cuban but with "k". You can guest the Mortal Kombat gigs here!

    • @GoklasM
      @GoklasM 5 лет назад +15

      @@garibaldibritann1240, actually, it's in Russia. Kuban region.

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 5 лет назад

      @@GoklasM oh, thanks!

    • @chrisxvalle9294
      @chrisxvalle9294 5 лет назад +1

      Lol 😂

  • @jmantime
    @jmantime 6 лет назад +1008

    Well can they atleast make a Metal Gear Porn / Hentai Game with Quiet and the other girls , the franchise is basically finished without kojima.

    • @MJR_heyfunny
      @MJR_heyfunny 6 лет назад +134

      jmantime sfm masters already beat Konami to that lol

    • @jackmoody3341
      @jackmoody3341 6 лет назад +116

      Brazzers has Metal Rear SOlid The phantom Peen... Shes a real SNake Eater LMAO

    • @osobori
      @osobori 6 лет назад +38

      I NEED THAT LINK...

    • @jackmoody3341
      @jackmoody3341 6 лет назад +22

      I think its on pornhub or something lol, gota see the preview its funny as fuck

    • @saadhero9107
      @saadhero9107 6 лет назад +16

      thats pefect name lol

  • @ZolidSnakeSS4
    @ZolidSnakeSS4 6 лет назад +567

    they cancelled silent hills to make this crap. smh

    • @ironkevman1513
      @ironkevman1513 6 лет назад +10

      ZolidSnake gotta have those microtransactions though. Please tell me Kojima was not involved in this and facepalmed the game.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 6 лет назад +5

      globalicon2012
      Which one?

    • @buddhamack1491
      @buddhamack1491 6 лет назад +8

      To be fair Kojima has taken silent hills and turned it into Death stranding, which looks very interesting

    • @roadside360
      @roadside360 6 лет назад +1

      At least Kojima went and made his own company starting with Death Stranding

    • @assman7218
      @assman7218 6 лет назад +8

      globalicon2012 So you prefer crap like Metal Gear Survive?

  • @eloyevd
    @eloyevd 4 года назад +181

    2020 and this is still one of his funniest review😭 “Hey joe you wanna play a zombie game” “Kuban energy”🤣

  • @wratched
    @wratched 6 лет назад +520

    Question: Why would the company that owns the rights to both Castlevania and Silent Hill choose Metal Gear as the property to make a zombie survival game out of?

    • @silent_jav
      @silent_jav 6 лет назад +16

      wratched I don’t know but it sure did turn out better than that ps vita silent hill game lmfao!

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 6 лет назад +123

      Because they needed Cuban energy.

    • @Twinleaf_2623
      @Twinleaf_2623 6 лет назад +3

      Because Top Gun.

    • @oaedeoi
      @oaedeoi 6 лет назад +73

      They want to destroy Kojimas legacy

    • @deviljho374
      @deviljho374 6 лет назад +10

      wratched maybe it was one of those things were it sounded better in their head 😂

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 6 лет назад +163

    Did I just see a loot box take out the main character?

  • @Megelos
    @Megelos 6 лет назад +3386

    you know the game is going to be bad when you see the ''umbrella corps review'' in the recommended tab...

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 лет назад +142

      Miguel Medeiros at least umbrella corps has zombies since it's resident evil. What does zombies have to so with metal gear solid, or shit konami never even used zombies.

    • @Midwestern85
      @Midwestern85 6 лет назад +6

      Miguel Medeiros mine was risen 2 lol

    • @melkyman11
      @melkyman11 6 лет назад +3

      Miguel Medeiros well I don’t have it....oh yup you’re right lol

    • @Megelos
      @Megelos 6 лет назад +16

      I feel Bad for Kojima, i like the idea of him alone now, the only problem is that he cant make games about Metal gear and silent Hill, i was overhyped for silent hills

    • @turbotrup96
      @turbotrup96 6 лет назад +1

      Miguel Medeiros So it wasn't just my case, huh.

  • @SauceManePlays
    @SauceManePlays 5 лет назад +243

    0:37 It makes me so frustrated having to listen to that silence. I'm so sorry Joes

    • @TheAlex4905
      @TheAlex4905 4 года назад +37

      I fuckin hate copyright

    • @rockyoliver3933
      @rockyoliver3933 4 года назад +28

      Damn! So that's what happened.
      Worst part is I've found up to 10 videos that had music removed out of it.
      Make's me rage every time.

    • @moxxiiscarlett7141
      @moxxiiscarlett7141 4 года назад +7

      and the duck dynasty review got taken down. RIP RUclips man.

    • @Gamessy
      @Gamessy 3 года назад +4

      @@moxxiiscarlett7141 there was a duck dynasty review? I didnt know that

  • @AirwarpGaming
    @AirwarpGaming 6 лет назад +154

    The year is 2070 Joe is in a retirement home and is on the brink of death when all of a sudden
    ‘You wanna play a zombie game?’

  • @Mt.Berry-o7
    @Mt.Berry-o7 6 лет назад +198

    This review is probably the most entertaining thing that will ever come out of MG survive

    • @sanitynotincluded4837
      @sanitynotincluded4837 6 лет назад

      iñaki Mendiberri please, please play it. I cant bear to watch people be so blindly hating on a good game. Not great, but definately fun after the first 3 missions

    • @Mt.Berry-o7
      @Mt.Berry-o7 6 лет назад +4

      No way in hell. If you like it that's perfectly fine and dandy, but never in life will I support a game that tries to charge you for a save slot. Reviewers say it's shite, but even if it was classified as a masterpiece I would never let my money support such a low practice

    • @hvn_gng
      @hvn_gng 3 месяца назад

      @@Mt.Berry-o7 man necro from 6 years but Jeez literally EVERYONE in this comment section was mislead with this bs save slot stuff. play for a month you get a new character, but why even do that when you can new game plus with a new avatar. game has blunt weapons, lacerating weapons, bows, guns, and etc many gadgets etc.
      asset flip maybe? but who cares when at its core the game loop is fun. SURVIVE. Healing and Stamina and Hunger were all in MGS3. and everyone loves that game, they brought it back nicely. the tower defense aspect is satiating, put up walls and place gadgets, win.

  • @chileanguyfleegman
    @chileanguyfleegman 6 лет назад +114

    Joe. You killed the review with the cuban dance. greatest thing I've seen in a long time.

  • @Dead_Weight21
    @Dead_Weight21 4 года назад +260

    In the intro sequence, it was so dead quiet that I thought that my speakers were broken, or that it was very quiet. So I maxed out my volume. Big mistake there

    • @keepcoolgames5896
      @keepcoolgames5896 4 года назад

      Truth

    • @lunarecklipse
      @lunarecklipse 4 года назад +31

      I think the audio may have been copyright struck.

    • @paulshawn3345
      @paulshawn3345 4 года назад +12

      The audio at the beginning was originally the Halloween theme.

    • @gkdunch
      @gkdunch 4 года назад +7

      copyright go brr brr

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 3 года назад

      Same

  • @bkboggy
    @bkboggy 6 лет назад +114

    That wasn't just any cardboard box.... it was a... LOOT BOX!!!!!!!

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 6 лет назад +831

    Can we all agree that more Cuban Joe can only be a good thing?

  • @mexicancactus2078
    @mexicancactus2078 6 лет назад +911

    You have to admit it did live up to the "Survive" part, you're surviving the gameplay.

    • @daniellu1321
      @daniellu1321 5 лет назад +9

      Zackary DeCorte lol

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 5 лет назад +28

      Can you Survive Konami's greed? Play MGS and find out!

    • @darthderp8066
      @darthderp8066 4 года назад +5

      10:38 😂

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +8

      I'm not.
      Cause I wasn't stupid enough to give Konami money for it. 😂👌

    • @XvlerLorenzo
      @XvlerLorenzo 3 года назад +1

      I never knew Konami or Metal Gear excisted until I saw this review

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings 4 года назад +158

    "How do make a good game engine bad!?"
    *Laughs in Hunt Down the Freeman*

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 6 лет назад +66

    Synopsis: After being knocked into another world by a cardboard box, a random guy nobody cares about stabs a few million totally not zombies through hundreds of fences while eating wild animals and vomiting up poop water before finally having an epic showdown with a multiple assed centipede made of NANOMACHINES SON while stabbing totally not zombies through fences.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 6 лет назад +5

      DGneoseeker1
      But where's the pseudo political intrigue? Where's the main character's will or reason for why he/she fights? Where's the silly moments that are sprinkled around? AND why is there a portal? The Metal Gear-verse hasn't made the tech to do interplanetary or interdimensional travel from this game to frickin Revengeance: Nanomechanical ninja Raiden!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +3415

    "Hey Joe. Wanna play another zombie game?"

    • @KKKuma
      @KKKuma 6 лет назад +54

      LUL that was in Dying Light review, wasn't it?

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 лет назад +39

      Yeah it was

    • @HakaMataFaka
      @HakaMataFaka 6 лет назад +10

      Stoop it

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 6 лет назад +17

      At this point I want to play as a zombie with a bunch of dialogue trees

    • @rogermoss5754
      @rogermoss5754 6 лет назад +26

      Justin Y. Hey Justin, wanna make more bots to like your comments?

  • @Heaven_Angel52
    @Heaven_Angel52 5 лет назад +2415

    This review is much more enjoyable than the game.

    • @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
      @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 5 лет назад +53

      And ironically its free

    • @IbadGrammarX
      @IbadGrammarX 4 года назад +19

      @@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 i let ads play to suport angryjoe

    • @crazygamer4260
      @crazygamer4260 4 года назад +6

      I disagree because all of his points are wrong, you can easily tell where to go in the fog if you use the compass and beacons shining in the distance

    • @ElMafioso21
      @ElMafioso21 4 года назад +35

      @@crazygamer4260 U seriously defending this peace of garbage of a game ?

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 4 года назад +34

      @@crazygamer4260 "all of his points are wrong" there is no way you said that lmao

  • @The_Conflicted_Boulder
    @The_Conflicted_Boulder 4 года назад +78

    Joe looks pretty damn good in that suit. The best part of this game is the fact that Joe wore the suit for the review.

  • @AvengerAtIlipa
    @AvengerAtIlipa 6 лет назад +1388

    When you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and moans:
    *PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR STAMINA*

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 5 лет назад +69

      There you go, you both just got a like from me.

    • @noahgray543
      @noahgray543 5 лет назад +84

      My girlfriend read this comment and then did this. I started laughing so hard we ended up stopping.

    • @blazine1596
      @blazine1596 5 лет назад +46

      I DID *NOT* need to know that...

    • @askamikaze3936
      @askamikaze3936 5 лет назад +25

      @@noahgray543 id say shes cute because of that care

    • @jackietang3789
      @jackietang3789 5 лет назад +20

      He's a man not a god

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +2700

    "cuban energy"

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland 6 лет назад +365

    I was just now thinking about how I would love to see this video - And wouldn't you know it when I checked, here it is! Glorious timing!

    • @theleviathan2627
      @theleviathan2627 6 лет назад +11

      Lathland wtf are u doing? Stop slacking and go make some god damn from the depth videos! Btw keep up the good work

    • @BigSky5578
      @BigSky5578 6 лет назад +4

      TIL Lathland is actually human and does something other than make glorious videos

    • @Sporkyyyyyy
      @Sporkyyyyyy 6 лет назад +1

      Guess Joe read your mind

    • @RandemFellow
      @RandemFellow 6 лет назад +1

      You r my spirit senpai

    • @evillaughinthebackground5732
      @evillaughinthebackground5732 6 лет назад

      Greetings, sir & sirettes. And welcome back to AVORION!!!! PLEASE BRING BACK AVORION!!! Greetings from Venezuekla :'D

  • @chrisstixx2278
    @chrisstixx2278 2 года назад +33

    AJ-“Can’t the zombies go over or around the fence”
    OJ what was that? Get him out of here”
    This part always freakin gets me, I freakin love both of them

  • @jimmyrose7843
    @jimmyrose7843 6 лет назад +601

    Maybe it's symbolism. Mgs died when kojima left, and now it's rotting corpse has come back from the grave to feed off of it's fans.

    • @dionl4292
      @dionl4292 6 лет назад +15

      Jimmy Rose Holy Shit, now that was a lol comment! 👍

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 6 лет назад +10

      The kuban bs is konami's hive mind brain like the marker in Dead Space.

    • @midnightdragon67
      @midnightdragon67 6 лет назад +1

      Yaaa .. probably

    • @SolidusRay
      @SolidusRay 6 лет назад +1

      I fully agree. Like, this is the embodiment of how I feel.

    • @crimsonsea3447
      @crimsonsea3447 6 лет назад +1

      and Death Stranding is coming

  • @counterfett
    @counterfett 6 лет назад +73

    I love the implication that Joe sleeps in his review jacket. Lol.

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 6 лет назад

      counterfett did you notice that he has a mirror as the backboard of his bed.

  • @OptimisticSociopath
    @OptimisticSociopath 6 лет назад +207

    Metal Gear Survive in nutshell:
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *SET YOUR JOYCON DOWN ON IT'S SIDE!*
    *THE GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR!*
    *HE IS A MAN, NO A GOD!*
    *COLLECT THE INFECTED DNA SAMPLES!*
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!! *Never ending Downward Spiral*

  • @Nickfdz95
    @Nickfdz95 2 года назад +121

    Angry Joe is the perfect example of what every RUclipsr should be:
    -Reliable
    -Funny
    -Low budget but creative

    • @HULK-HOGAN1
      @HULK-HOGAN1 Год назад +1

      Reliable? Nah. Joe delivers on 1 of 5 promised reviews and constantly makes up BS excuses. He was reliable back in 2015.

    • @-Markus-
      @-Markus- Год назад +8

      @@HULK-HOGAN1 Doesnt matter, every time he puts something up its great!

  • @skeliskull
    @skeliskull 6 лет назад +517

    I demand more Cuban Joe

    • @ohdogwow2
      @ohdogwow2 6 лет назад +45

      I demand more Other Trump...
      and more Cuban Joe

    • @mercerchristina
      @mercerchristina 6 лет назад +1

      OWL cuban joe!!! :D

    • @arvinnassiri007
      @arvinnassiri007 6 лет назад +7

      A weapon to surpass metal gear

    • @Albumbrella
      @Albumbrella 6 лет назад +1

      Kuban*

    • @SpearDusk
      @SpearDusk 6 лет назад +1

      Cuban Joe and Other Trump together lol

  • @gohan4585
    @gohan4585 6 лет назад +1734

    Cuban Energy was the only reason this game survived without kojima

    • @deadmeat3gaming
      @deadmeat3gaming 6 лет назад +69

      "survive" is putting it nicely, its limping along holding onto what little it has

    • @saylosrelyks8645
      @saylosrelyks8645 6 лет назад +28

      Bro this game is failing miserably, as it should.

    • @stradley_
      @stradley_ 6 лет назад +41

      OH HO HO YOU READY FOR THE CUBAN ENERGY??

    • @ropete33
      @ropete33 6 лет назад +21

      AJ makes a good Cuban too.

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 6 лет назад +13

      AYE I GOT SOME ENERGY RIGHT HERE MANG!

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 6 лет назад +1017

    If they made a sequel, it will probably be "Metal Gear Survive Again, I Dare You".

    • @bently200100
      @bently200100 6 лет назад +33

      The Prepare to Survive edition.

    • @sigzil1985
      @sigzil1985 6 лет назад +12

      The twist would be: Its like Metal Gear, but with zombies. Again.

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 6 лет назад +7

      Metal Duty....eh oh god. We could go on forever: Metal Kombat, God of Gear, Metal of Gearour, Metalfield, Metalmania, The Walking Gear, Breaking Metal, Game of Gears, No Man's Gear etc

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 6 лет назад +2

      Indeed.

    • @wayneteo7871
      @wayneteo7871 6 лет назад

      Jw Nj the name is too long lol

  • @Andrew67911
    @Andrew67911 4 года назад +294

    Angry Joe: This game is so bad I'd rather play on a PACHINKO MACHINE!
    Konami: We hear you Joe. Starting now we shall begin turning our beloved properties into pachinko machines.
    Angry Joe: That's not what I meant!!!

    • @thomasedwardharrison2879
      @thomasedwardharrison2879 3 года назад +19

      F Konami

    • @Alaskanraider2734
      @Alaskanraider2734 3 года назад +9

      Konami what the hell did you do to Silent Hill

    • @Kernnichiwa
      @Kernnichiwa 3 года назад +1

      We have tons of Konami slot machines at the casino I work at lol unfortunately they don't need our gamer money anymore

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 2 года назад

      Well Fuck you too Konami

  • @jh9541
    @jh9541 6 лет назад +1298

    I’m not gonna lie, the game sounds a lot more fun if you imagine it as a border patrol simulator.

    • @palpablehen65
      @palpablehen65 6 лет назад +4

      J H true

    • @tjhunter9787
      @tjhunter9787 6 лет назад +10

      Tower defense game? I like the sound of that.

    • @Shadow62x
      @Shadow62x 6 лет назад +34

      Yep, which proves how sick and screwed up you are. :)
      Edit/Update: This was a response (and the rest of my responses) to a series of comments that are no longer on this thread.

    • @praveenvarma7375
      @praveenvarma7375 6 лет назад +10

      feministpicnicfallsapartafter no1makesanysandwiches you are weird........

    • @Shadow62x
      @Shadow62x 6 лет назад +19

      Yes, because you stating that you'd form an organization to mass murder people you don't like... simply means, "I'm a good person who just doesn't like your opinion."
      Also, of course I'd never admit to wanting to commit mass murder on people I don't like, as I don't entertain the ideas of terrorism and mass murder. Only psychopaths and sociopaths dream of creating an organization to murder people that they don't like.

  • @daiujin
    @daiujin 6 лет назад +1885

    at least this game has brought us a hilarious angry review 😂

    • @kevinsolorzano536
      @kevinsolorzano536 6 лет назад +27

      dai it was such a good review. Joe hasn’t made me laugh this much in a while.

    • @daiujin
      @daiujin 6 лет назад +2

      Kevin Solorzano same dude

    • @kalpeshrawat418
      @kalpeshrawat418 6 лет назад

      dai And his bedroom debut

    • @MyViolador
      @MyViolador 6 лет назад +12

      the dirty water and trump bits killed me

    • @seeknprotect6179
      @seeknprotect6179 6 лет назад

      dai not worth it

  • @WickedRibbon
    @WickedRibbon 6 лет назад +651

    This game is essentially the shambling corpse of Metal Gear. Kind of fitting, really.

    • @mkratos17
      @mkratos17 6 лет назад +4

      Ikr 😅

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 6 лет назад +1

      :(

    • @DartiousEst
      @DartiousEst 6 лет назад +8

      A zombie of a game.

    • @chakir348
      @chakir348 6 лет назад +2

      It will not harm metal gear its a diffrent shity game with diffrent characters if they used the original charecters it cauld be even worst

    • @XellDincht
      @XellDincht 6 лет назад +4

      Metal Gear Didn't Survive

  • @sarahvilardi3071
    @sarahvilardi3071 5 лет назад +50

    That breakdown into laughter at 11:03... Is actually what I live for

  • @Santiago-zc3of
    @Santiago-zc3of 6 лет назад +301

    Fuck this game. We need a Ride to hell remaster.

    • @alvonellos23345
      @alvonellos23345 6 лет назад +4

      Santiago hell no

    • @studloverboy
      @studloverboy 6 лет назад +4

      Santiago hell yeah bro

    • @polverine7491
      @polverine7491 6 лет назад +2

      Santiago Sonic Boom HD remaster

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 6 лет назад

      Polverine74 Sonic 2006 at least had an excuse for the moments considered to be awful as the game was rushed per fan demand.

    • @rashleaf2874
      @rashleaf2874 6 лет назад

      you do know that death would be better right?

  • @chrisdoesthis2
    @chrisdoesthis2 6 лет назад +795

    They should have just called this "Metal Gear Tries To Survive."

  • @AndreB23
    @AndreB23 6 лет назад +207

    HEY JOE DO YOU WANNA PLAY A ZOMBIE GAME?!!

    • @Ohsev
      @Ohsev 6 лет назад +16

      NO JOE I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANOTHER FUCKN ZOMBIE GAME

    • @BigBoss-hp3bq
      @BigBoss-hp3bq 6 лет назад +2

      Andre B (dramatic dying light music playing)

    • @isaachamilton7976
      @isaachamilton7976 6 лет назад +1

      Joe: "....killl meeee...."

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 6 лет назад +1

      One of the action lines of the other Joe doll!

    • @LuisPerez-kr3kj
      @LuisPerez-kr3kj 6 лет назад

      You beat me to it dang

  • @anoobisshenanigans4800
    @anoobisshenanigans4800 5 лет назад +40

    I thought my Bluetooth headset wasn’t on so when joe finally spoke I went deaf for a fat minute

  • @huskytzu7709
    @huskytzu7709 6 лет назад +1321

    Kojima is probably laughing his ass off now

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 6 лет назад +157

      I would be extremely sad and depressed. It's his life's work. Guy has been making metal gear games for like 25 years. I would be sad as fuck that my life's work, the culmination of decades of story telling got flushed down the toilet in one felt swoop. The one thing he truly loves was taken from him and turned into a turd. I would be crying.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 лет назад +7

      huskytzu who isn't

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 лет назад +4

      Fedorable the Horrible aw

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 лет назад +4

      thefatman69fude amen

    • @Bentley109
      @Bentley109 6 лет назад +56

      Kojima has been wanting to move on from Metal Gear for a long time now. MGS on PS1 was actually intended to be the last MG game. He didn't expect it to achieve the success it did and for it to become a huge series. He's probably happy to be moving on to new, original projects and knows that MGSV is going to be considered the final game by all the fans. Hell, Big Bosses speech during The Truth mission was essentially Kojima speaking directly to the players and thanking them for all of their support, and that he was now going to move on and do better things.

  • @xDarkAngelxc
    @xDarkAngelxc 6 лет назад +400

    Lost it at the cuban part 😂

    • @kolz4ever1980
      @kolz4ever1980 6 лет назад +11

      Me too and I been trying to recover from this soar throat I caught last week. Cuban joe needs to be part of more videos. Pure comedy gold right there.

    • @FrazKing
      @FrazKing 6 лет назад +1

      dajam9035 I’m dying 😂

    • @xDarkAngelxc
      @xDarkAngelxc 6 лет назад

      FrazKing Hahaha

    • @xDarkAngelxc
      @xDarkAngelxc 6 лет назад

      MrFlipperInvader782 Lol I watched the hell out that show. I probably saw every ep.

    • @N3ZYorK
      @N3ZYorK 6 лет назад

      I lost it right after when he threw his hand in the air and said "WELL FUCK!!" XD

  • @Survivor976
    @Survivor976 6 лет назад +452

    Don't you guys think Other Joe tortures Angry Joe with zombie games because of the amount of movie licensed games Angry Joe tortured OJ with years ago?

    • @Excalibur-je5pk
      @Excalibur-je5pk 6 лет назад +34

      Survivor 976 omg yes I just realize...

    • @jack90054
      @jack90054 6 лет назад +23

      Wow then OJ's being really nice. Zombie games are at least kinda "fun" (Until umbrella corp and this POS came out) and much more fun than fuckin thor the video game...

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 6 лет назад

      state of decay 1 and 2 are fun

    • @CorkScrewDood
      @CorkScrewDood 6 лет назад +2

      Survivor 976 The lore expands...

    • @tristancurrie7876
      @tristancurrie7876 6 лет назад

      How did i never think that, mind blown

  • @haroeneissa790
    @haroeneissa790 4 года назад +51

    The metal gear series lived for almost 18 years under the lead of Kojima, but the series died like a week after he left. That is really Saying something.

    • @Alexander-nr5tt
      @Alexander-nr5tt 4 года назад +3

      The first Metal Gear released in 1987.

    • @NoName-st2jl
      @NoName-st2jl 3 года назад +9

      @@Alexander-nr5tt that makes it worst lmao.

    • @thanatos425
      @thanatos425 3 года назад

      Kojima had one good story and it was MGS1 and after that it was just awful. Thry should have fired him while he was making MGS3

    • @R3in_Ch
      @R3in_Ch 2 года назад +1

      @@thanatos425 all of the game under him sell really well lmao

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 Год назад +2

      @@thanatos425 someone’s mad

  • @mrgreytea2598
    @mrgreytea2598 6 лет назад +65

    In the Box's defence. The box was held hostage after Kojima was fired. Tortured and battered for time to come. This all happened because it refused to become a microtransaction, once Konami noticed the life fading from the cardboard they threw it into a realm where it may never escape Into a game nobody will remember along with the tragic story of a cardboard box who worked minimum wage at Konami.

    • @EmberBright2077
      @EmberBright2077 6 лет назад +11

      Mr Grey Tea honestly this story of the cardboard box is more interesting than the game

    • @boredomprovides1460
      @boredomprovides1460 6 лет назад +2

      James Fisher True.

  • @lambda494
    @lambda494 6 лет назад +462

    The intro is much more fun and creative than the game.

    • @haloepic3092
      @haloepic3092 6 лет назад

      Ganymede, Jupiter III what is the music ?

    • @BigBoi237
      @BigBoi237 6 лет назад +6

      Kamak Mama Mike Myers' Halloween Movie theme.

    • @heyjoji1954
      @heyjoji1954 6 лет назад +1

      Kamak Mama surprised you didn't know

    • @-m.d.n-9019
      @-m.d.n-9019 6 лет назад

      Hey Joji me too.

    • @frostb1041
      @frostb1041 6 лет назад

      Too true

  • @JokersPalace3384
    @JokersPalace3384 6 лет назад +332

    Wow, these companies are really counting on loot boxes to make their comeback in these games more acceptable. The only problem is Battlefront 2 proves that it wasn’t meant to be. Especially when you force the player to spend real money in the hopes of getting a fucking SAVE SLOT.
    SAVE SLOTS. APPARENTLY, THIS IS HOW DESPERATE THEY’RE GETTING, PEOPLE.

    • @prod_yasha
      @prod_yasha 6 лет назад +17

      I doubt others will copy this practice obviously it results in backlash.
      Battlefron by EA was never truly a battlefront game in my opinion just star wars call of duty but maybe that's just what was expected

    • @JokersPalace3384
      @JokersPalace3384 6 лет назад +2

      For. Eighn That’s what I thought about the Battlefront games too.

    • @noobbotgaming2173
      @noobbotgaming2173 6 лет назад +3

      If EA's in need of cash then it should start making movies. Battlefield is perfect for a cinematic universe that connects the movies and games. A Battlefield 1 movie would be a rival to Dunkirk.

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 6 лет назад +4

      ReportThemAll not really video game movies are always trash and war movies don't sell well Dunkirk was the exception not the rule

    • @y1d2a3f4
      @y1d2a3f4 6 лет назад +1

      I think i’m going to just stop playing newer games, stick with the old ones that is guaranteed to stay fun for a looong time

  • @The-Big-Boss
    @The-Big-Boss 4 года назад +48

    the salt in the wound is the remastered cutscenes of mgs3
    KONAMI COULD LITERALLY PRINT MONEY BY REMAKING IT IN THE FOX ENGINE

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 3 года назад +5

      to bad theyd rather make PACHINKO machibes

    • @jethropalillo1746
      @jethropalillo1746 2 года назад

      That's A Stupid Thing And You Know it HAHAHAHA😂😂😅😅

  • @WackyJack322
    @WackyJack322 6 лет назад +202

    This review should be just 5 seconds:
    Puts game in console
    Plays game
    Sees $10 save slot
    Pulls out game
    Destroys game with flamethrower

    • @sanitynotincluded4837
      @sanitynotincluded4837 6 лет назад +1

      JustJohn realise that no metal gear game before this has save slots
      Realise it doesnt actually cost $10, it costs virtual currency
      Realise you get enough virtual currency to buy the save slot if you beat story mode
      Understand that you're a sheep and that every negative video you've seen is false and doesnt say anything about the game past the intentionally easy levels and they dont talk about classes and traps and weapons, only the fence and pike, which doesnt even work past the beginner stages

    • @josefortun6688
      @josefortun6688 6 лет назад +2

      A Boring Company Flamethrower.

    • @ShizzyMcCreepy
      @ShizzyMcCreepy 6 лет назад

      Jose Fortun totally not for zombies

    • @mariuscatalin5982
      @mariuscatalin5982 6 лет назад +3

      you realize that you are forced to buy save slots on a 40 $ game ? when some F2P games don't pull this crap? do you realize that was a greedy move just to squeeze money but anyway

  • @EvilNoodlz
    @EvilNoodlz 6 лет назад +259

    The second they kicked Kojima I knew they were fucked.

    • @STOPPEDINCOLORADO
      @STOPPEDINCOLORADO 6 лет назад +16

      He was basically about to pay the house bills for them for years with Silent Hills, that rumored Castlevania game he was gonna direct, and MGSV.

    • @najib9093
      @najib9093 6 лет назад +1

      No he quit

    • @arami187
      @arami187 6 лет назад +3

      Kojima was Metal Gear's Heart and Soul.

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 лет назад +1

      V HAS COME TO wait hold the fuck up a castlevania game?

    • @KnightofDark00180
      @KnightofDark00180 6 лет назад +19

      Kojima didn't quit.
      He was fired, outright.
      How do I know this?
      Why does a fucking company suddenly decide to lie and say kojima is on a "VACATION", and only after a few months(when people already know he's been fired), it is announced he was fired.
      Not to mention the fact they publicly said, and I quote "we have no record of any Hideo Kojima as an employee of konami."
      They literally fired, disowned, and disemboweled his fucking masterpiece of a franchise, and him.

  • @nahuelleandroarroyo
    @nahuelleandroarroyo 6 лет назад +139

    Cuban Joe, 10/10 salsa

  • @qqq386
    @qqq386 4 года назад +35

    RIP Castlevania, Contra, Silent Hill and Metal Gear series...

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 3 года назад +4

      lets hope a good dev aquires the ips along with the fear franchise

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 3 года назад

      Come on Sony buy some IP!

  • @Aymannnnnnnn
    @Aymannnnnnnn 6 лет назад +434

    Hey Joe wanna play another zombie game ?

  • @SSJPrinceItachi
    @SSJPrinceItachi 6 лет назад +564

    You should make Cuban Joe as a recurring character like Corporate Comamnder and Demon Joe :)

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 6 лет назад +2

      SSJPrinceItachi I agree!

    • @queek5389
      @queek5389 6 лет назад +2

      SSJPrinceItachi what happened to corporate commander?

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 6 лет назад +1

      And Linksano!

    • @tomahzo
      @tomahzo 6 лет назад

      Fuck YES! :D

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 6 лет назад

      Prepare for a new age of "sitting Joe and his friends".

  • @andreaskurniawanwinata3961
    @andreaskurniawanwinata3961 6 лет назад +407

    *You wanna play a ZOMBIE GAME?*

  • @loclactien
    @loclactien 4 года назад +41

    I really have to give credits to OJ's acting.. well done

  • @alrun1836
    @alrun1836 6 лет назад +182

    Cuban joe is great. He needs to make more appearances.

  • @browntaxi7158
    @browntaxi7158 6 лет назад +74

    “AngryJoe deported for being Hispanic” I laughed at that headline a bit harder than I should have

    • @viscoselight23
      @viscoselight23 6 лет назад +2

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

    • @hotman718
      @hotman718 6 лет назад +1

      Lmfao wtf

    • @outlawstar9947
      @outlawstar9947 6 лет назад +2

      Where would you deport an American citizen with Hispanic ancestry?

    • @pizzas4breakfast
      @pizzas4breakfast 6 лет назад +5

      Jay Tumacder Spain.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад +1

      If Joe is having fun with that bullshit, then so can i. Lol

  • @ChiefBaummer1
    @ChiefBaummer1 6 лет назад +249

    His reviews are awesome. He puts more work into these than companies do into their games

    • @craigkuhlman6869
      @craigkuhlman6869 6 лет назад +12

      And with next to nothing of a budget

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 6 лет назад +1

      Watch his last two reviews. Something is wrong with Joe

    • @AnakinFury
      @AnakinFury 6 лет назад +3

      Correction. His videos are at times *better* than these companies's games.

    • @wullahblack6452
      @wullahblack6452 6 лет назад

      Just another fat youtube moron jumping on the bandwagon of hate rather than being objective.

    • @SSJ9001
      @SSJ9001 6 лет назад +2

      @@wullahblack6452 .....Listen, I think joe is toxic, hateful, has no sense in humor, and hasn't increased the quality of his videos in years (they aren't very good) but I will defend him about just jumping on a bandwagon. That's like saying that everyone who says racism is bad is just jumping on a bandwagon. He a passionate man with incredibly high blood pressure. The only times I watch is stuff is when I see he is talking about something I hate already because I like watching other people get mad about the same things I do.

  • @mihirlavande
    @mihirlavande 3 года назад +75

    Turns out the real phantom pain was the pain of knowing this is what killed the Metal Gear franchise.

    • @vladimirlestrad3120
      @vladimirlestrad3120 3 года назад

      Amen to that.

    • @rileymachelle4088
      @rileymachelle4088 3 года назад +7

      But maybe the real Metal Gear, was the friends made along the way 🥲

    • @Slavic_Snake
      @Slavic_Snake 3 года назад +1

      @@rileymachelle4088 wasn't that said for destiny 2?

  • @Soter94
    @Soter94 6 лет назад +86

    Btw that's not a normal cardboard box, it's a nintendo labo. That shit is tough man!

  • @r0ninKai
    @r0ninKai 5 лет назад +701

    11:23 What makes this even more hilarious is that Joe actually looks like a Cuban Drug Lord

  • @Mike_the_Enigma
    @Mike_the_Enigma 6 лет назад +483

    This review was more fun then the actual game itself.

    • @callmetravesty8762
      @callmetravesty8762 6 лет назад +3

      Mike the Enigma Truth.

    • @lildaffy1695
      @lildaffy1695 6 лет назад +4

      CUBAN ENERGY

    • @RedBloodGAMING
      @RedBloodGAMING 6 лет назад +2

      Mike the Enigma the game is actually fairly fun, Joe played in the most boring way he could have possibly played by using the spear and seemingly not actually understanding some of the game mechanics.

    • @tobznoobs
      @tobznoobs 6 лет назад

      kuban Energy

    • @isabellerenfield9342
      @isabellerenfield9342 6 лет назад +1

      RedBlood GAMING it looked completely empty the entire review. A dead open world. It's what people are afraid of with open world games

  • @Dannwond
    @Dannwond 4 года назад +17

    "You are above even The Box... I hereby award you the title of Big Box".

  • @halfassedhero500
    @halfassedhero500 6 лет назад +305

    The Real Victims are the Poor Programmers, artist, music team, ect who mostly likely knew this was a bad Game, but was forced to make it out of Fear of Konami's Underhanded and despicable Business Practices.

    • @verifeli
      @verifeli 6 лет назад +9

      Finally, a wise comment.

    • @kakuri8585
      @kakuri8585 6 лет назад +21

      Forced to make it out of fear? Uhh, no. You do realise Konami is a business that pays their employees. They're doing it because they get paid to do it, not because evil Mr Konami is gonna put them in the stocks if the programmers don't get that microtransaction page working.

    • @kelvin9906
      @kelvin9906 6 лет назад +21

      Kakuri. That's the issue. This is their life and they are forced to sell shit or have to get new jobs.

    • @kakuri8585
      @kakuri8585 6 лет назад +4

      I would be willing to bet a very high amount that the Konami employees could not give less of a shit about what they're making. This is their job that they applied for, and they would 100% not quit over the fact that their boss wants them to make a game that many players would not approve of.
      I get it, Konami's made a really stupid decision in terms of public opinion by making this game. But people need to get their facts straight and remember that Konami is a business, not some force of evil. Same with EA. Yeah, the employees might not like what they're working on, but that's life.

    • @kakuri8585
      @kakuri8585 6 лет назад +3

      Not soul destroying, just boring. Like most work, trust me.
      And financially, this game isn't a dud. It's trending on Steam with mostly positive reviews and because of the fairly low costs this game probably has (I don't know this, but there's a lot of reused assets so we can assume this) they're going to be making a profit. Guess who likes profits? Everyone working at Konami. It means potential raises, bonuses, higher stock prices etc.
      I doubt many people at Konami enjoyed making Survive, but what they will enjoy is the fact that it is indeed selling well. Not incredibly well, but it certainly hasn't bombed like many people hoped it would.

  • @LKCxSUBZEROx
    @LKCxSUBZEROx 6 лет назад +673

    That wasnt' a Cardbox... That was a *LOOTBOX* !!! **loooooooooooooooool** >.

  • @doctor7752
    @doctor7752 5 лет назад +1096

    "Was this made by Kojima?"
    "No."
    "😢"
    Lmao exactly.

    • @jspantonio8807
      @jspantonio8807 5 лет назад +33

      @@druidofthefang i bet you haven't played the game

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 5 лет назад +4

      @@druidofthefang bro relax we all secretly wish all games were good and have ocelot

    • @Pink-Computer
      @Pink-Computer 5 лет назад +25

      I'm glad this wasn't made by Kojima. That would've made him associated with the worst Metal Gear game to ever exist

    • @jebbroham1776
      @jebbroham1776 4 года назад +11

      @@Pink-Computer but he did make Death Stranding and it's fucking trash.

    • @safetydoggo2721
      @safetydoggo2721 4 года назад +3

      @@deadprank947 oh shit, look out! A person with a diffirent opinion from mine!!!!

  • @box-7188
    @box-7188 5 лет назад +35

    I’m really sorry joe it was an accident

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 2 года назад +2

      It's not your fault. It's Konami's fault for forcing you to do it.

  • @juvenescent7468
    @juvenescent7468 6 лет назад +174

    That kuban energy skit fucking killed me

    • @Reverendshot777
      @Reverendshot777 6 лет назад

      Juvenescent Pretty sure that's Kiryu's suit from Yakuza!

    • @JeremyArchie
      @JeremyArchie 6 лет назад

      Same, I'm still rolling. 🤣

  • @RicardoSegarra
    @RicardoSegarra 6 лет назад +66

    The Cuban energy spot was hilarious. LMAO

  • @RetroGamePlayers
    @RetroGamePlayers 6 лет назад +350

    Solid Snake just went LIMP

    • @tmerchead1
      @tmerchead1 6 лет назад +10

      Retro Game Players Limp snake.

    • @jackfrosthashadenough6375
      @jackfrosthashadenough6375 6 лет назад

      Aku Hell, snake BRIEFLY appeared in this game!

    • @Malouco
      @Malouco 6 лет назад

      Retro Game Players your my favorite utuber.

    • @FoxyChariot
      @FoxyChariot 6 лет назад

      How is MGS 2's gameplay better than Survive's.

  • @jeongminkim4409
    @jeongminkim4409 4 года назад +91

    23:03 “and the next zombie game I review better not be this bad.”
    You were right. RE2 arrived to help you

    • @ianalicando3548
      @ianalicando3548 4 года назад +5

      And then RE3 comes out like a train wreck

    • @jeongminkim4409
      @jeongminkim4409 4 года назад +13

      @@ianalicando3548 But not as disappointing as the Last of Us 2

    • @n124ajdx
      @n124ajdx 4 года назад +4

      The last of trash 2 will always be the worst zombie game of all time.

    • @BrendanJSmith
      @BrendanJSmith 4 года назад

      SVISSMAIL dotnet no it fucking isn’t.

    • @firstlast6437
      @firstlast6437 3 года назад +8

      @@n124ajdx the actual gameplay against zombies in lou2 is amazing, and I have felt like going back and replaying for that alone.
      But then I remember about the plot and terrible characters making terrible decisions so I never do.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +2126

    This looks like an awful dlc for MSGV rather than a true game

    • @Jackson-ez8xr
      @Jackson-ez8xr 6 лет назад +36

      Justin Y. Why do you comment on all the stuff I watch lol

    • @purgatoriprytania5382
      @purgatoriprytania5382 6 лет назад +19

      Awful being the operative term there.

    • @lucasmorandini7566
      @lucasmorandini7566 6 лет назад +14

      Jackson3547 hahahahahah. I thought i was the only one who sees this guy everywhere.

    • @andreiiiksavvv6054
      @andreiiiksavvv6054 6 лет назад +17

      Justin Y. Not dlc this is a shitty mod

    • @nobel11
      @nobel11 6 лет назад +5

      It basically is.

  • @foofoo3344
    @foofoo3344 6 лет назад +133

    This game was such an insult to both the series and Kojima. It sucked so bad that even Skidrow sites don't upload the torrent. It's so bad that no game pirates even bothered to crack them. It's ranked lower than shitty indie games.

    • @richardrichardhaleysguitar8810
      @richardrichardhaleysguitar8810 5 лет назад +11

      Ya the pirates had attempted to crack the code of why it's so bad and explained how horrible it was....They words that could not come out.

    • @rolan5948
      @rolan5948 5 лет назад +1

      Zarni Maung hahahahahaha

    • @watchulookinat271
      @watchulookinat271 5 лет назад +2

      It's that fucking bad huh? XD

    • @mayankkumartarai8565
      @mayankkumartarai8565 5 лет назад

      Bruh it's online only and is not possible to crack nonetheless

  • @MrDrProfessor4
    @MrDrProfessor4 6 лет назад +68

    Best thing to come out of this game:
    The reviews for it.

  • @mikekin8305
    @mikekin8305 Год назад +7

    the muted music scared me with joe screaming suddenly jesus lol