Umbrella Corps Angry Review

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @fateofdestiny1474
    @fateofdestiny1474 8 лет назад +5352

    Godzilla is approaching the generator, which is losing power because the sample was obtained by a man, not a god, who started to fly off to the right and explode.

    • @dio3027
      @dio3027 8 лет назад +109

      Man of Illusions Yes, Yes!

    • @DRH-yh9wm
      @DRH-yh9wm 8 лет назад +238

      ...And I don't know what is happen, the smoke, the guns, the whole world is explode. So we just running, running very fast.
      (Should be tagged onto this comment)

    • @PikminAnd
      @PikminAnd 7 лет назад +148

      All of that done in only four hours.
      FFFOOOUUURRR HHHOOOUUURRRSSS

    • @JotaroPowered
      @JotaroPowered 7 лет назад +10

      Man of Illusions Best Epic Comment

    • @diehardmanhuntfan524
      @diehardmanhuntfan524 7 лет назад +100

      Man of Illusions He's a man, not a god who is approaching the generator which is losing power because the sample has been obtained, he then flies off to the right and explodes because he don't know what is happen.

  • @antoniooyarzun2622
    @antoniooyarzun2622 8 лет назад +866

    2013: Fly off to the rigth and explode!!!
    2014: He's a man, not a god. Come on comerades
    2015: Godzilla is aproaching the generator, the generator is losing power
    2016: Sample obtained

    • @amatsu5781
      @amatsu5781 8 лет назад

      which games were 2013 and 2014

    • @EternalSharanga
      @EternalSharanga 8 лет назад +7

      +Joshua Centeno Ride to Hell and Rambo.

    • @amatsu5781
      @amatsu5781 8 лет назад

      Superior Ascension oh thanks

    • @windhamslegs7084
      @windhamslegs7084 8 лет назад +23

      Underrated comment.

    • @HeliosKafar
      @HeliosKafar 8 лет назад +4

      Isn't it actually "Come on comerades he's a man not a god"?

  • @revenantofblood627
    @revenantofblood627 8 лет назад +1826

    If a person holds a pistol like that and fires that's a good way of never hearing from that ear again

    • @legendoflink5882
      @legendoflink5882 8 лет назад +165

      One way ticket to Earape City, only one shot away!

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 8 лет назад +5

      Lol yep

    • @BigBoi653
      @BigBoi653 8 лет назад +7

      Frank West FTW

    • @Ducaso
      @Ducaso 8 лет назад +52

      It's obviously a cry for help! Poor guy :(

    • @ConnorNotyerbidness
      @ConnorNotyerbidness 8 лет назад +42

      Metallica Fox obviously never been next to a gun thats firing. That close to your ear the earmuffs will do little. At some shooting ranges, your ears will start ringing if you step outa the car without protection on.

  • @mikeluna2026
    @mikeluna2026 5 лет назад +619

    As an Indie Dev, the idea I get from watching this is that someone at Capcom had the great idea to release a project proposal as a retail game... The trailer video at the end specially makes me think that. Basically, it feels like some devs made the project as a Vertical slice, or game concept, to show to a publisher, which is something you usually do to convince a publisher (or a higher up) to get funds to make the rest of the game. I can just imagine the guy in charge just saying, "whatever, it's good enough as it is, let's just publish it." and the devs going "...wait, what?"...

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 5 лет назад +90

      That actually makes too much sense

    • @memebuster3126
      @memebuster3126 4 года назад +42

      This is probably what happened, but a part of me thinks that this is the completed product....

    • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
      @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 3 года назад +25

      Was it the MADE WITH UNITY screen that gave it away that it wasn't gonna be a great project?

    • @stagger9660
      @stagger9660 3 года назад +11

      Yeah. Like they thought the proof of concept was the complete game

  • @mikeymod3665
    @mikeymod3665 8 лет назад +1994

    I can't tell which is more sad; the fact that Capcom sold this game or that there are players in the multiplayer who have reached ranks 50 and above.

    • @Reacher6969
      @Reacher6969 8 лет назад +249

      By far the fact that people have spent time on this game to reach rank 50 and above in the multiplayer is more sad. Capcom selling this game is a disgrace, but to spend that amount of time on such a piece-of-shit game is sad beyond comprehension.

    • @lozkel
      @lozkel 8 лет назад +126

      +Mikey Mod one answer: hacks it's the ONLY way

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 8 лет назад +47

      Frostdog DUBSTEP Must be. I don't think there are enough people actually playing this POS to be able level up at all lol

    • @lozkel
      @lozkel 8 лет назад +7

      Lucaz99 yeah they probably put A.I in there to make up for actual players

    • @AliBazz
      @AliBazz 8 лет назад +2

      this game is fun if it was fraa

  • @bosswavegaming8536
    @bosswavegaming8536 7 лет назад +2185

    id rather buy this video than the game

    • @nickabbott319
      @nickabbott319 6 лет назад +64

      Bosswave Gaming that’s gonna be RUclips in about 10 years anyways,you just predicted the future.
      12/5/18

    • @etherious5957
      @etherious5957 6 лет назад +4

      Soul Glo I don’t think that’s true

    • @BoeJiden500
      @BoeJiden500 6 лет назад +2

      👍🏾

    • @nickabbott319
      @nickabbott319 6 лет назад

      EtheriousKami lol

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 лет назад +2

      @@nickabbott319 oh fuck!!!

  • @EthanSchmethan
    @EthanSchmethan 8 лет назад +5622

    Godzilla is approaching the generator. He's a man, not a god. Sample obtained. Godzilla is approaching the man, not a sample. He's a generator, not a sample obtained. Generator obtained. Sample is approaching the man, not a Godzilla.
    *T H E R E I T I S*

  • @directentertainmentaplacef8630
    @directentertainmentaplacef8630 7 лет назад +473

    I feel the guy holds the pistol like that to escape the repeated noises and his own "sample obtained" dialogue... what little there is.

    • @Tom--pf8ub
      @Tom--pf8ub 5 лет назад +17

      Actually i have deciphered the mistery of the gun. His left forearm has a faceshield of sorts, and his right hand is beside that "shield". i guess he uses that firing tactic to avoid getting hit by zombies? stupid regardless

    • @stygian5309
      @stygian5309 5 лет назад +19

      @@Tom--pf8ub Lmao. There is no point in that tiny shield to cover his face when zombies bite and his entire body is exposed … the dude already has a helmet on anyway, and zombies don't shoot guns. This game is just plain stupid and the concept of that face shield is just a waste of resource and pointless. xD

    • @Tom--pf8ub
      @Tom--pf8ub 5 лет назад +14

      @@stygian5309 Exactly. At LEAST make the dude maskless so it makes sense he'd need to cover his face from fluids!

  • @lukeburdon2930
    @lukeburdon2930 7 лет назад +656

    Tbh you do the same mission again and again because your character has blown his ear drums after firing guns next to his ears and you can't hear your commander calling you an idiot

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 5 лет назад +62

      that....actually makes sense

    • @sabbathb6548
      @sabbathb6548 4 года назад +28

      I got to collect these samples! This is taking forever, but I got to complete the mission.
      Commander: Abraham! You’re done already pull out!

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 7 лет назад +1344

    Hey...
    There it is. Sample obtained.

  • @thepikagamer
    @thepikagamer 8 лет назад +2736

    I don't know about you guys, but the Angry Reviews I like the most are the ones from bad games. They are the most funny to watch! Just seeing Joe rage like this is beautiful and entertaining!
    But hey, this is only an honest man's opinion.

    • @thepikagamer
      @thepikagamer 8 лет назад +16

      You can't edit your own comments on the phone? Fucking stupid man...

    • @noeantoniosierraortega5923
      @noeantoniosierraortega5923 8 лет назад +10

      +Kaiser indeed

    • @THE_BIGGEST_HATER
      @THE_BIGGEST_HATER 8 лет назад

      ikr

    • @Blinkster93
      @Blinkster93 8 лет назад +46

      Of course! Thats what I love about angrey joe. Shity games for us to skip soo that we dont suffer the same fate XD "cough" "cough" ride to hell

    • @morsalo123
      @morsalo123 8 лет назад +11

      Hence the name Angry Joe :)

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix 4 года назад +261

    I had the code for this game from Humble Bundle and I didn't know it was a bad game, and I gave it to someone that was doing a Hurricane Relief stream. It is my greatest regret that I unleashed this game upon an innocent soul.

    • @maiseree1511
      @maiseree1511 4 года назад +55

      At least you spared your own life.

  • @suokkis
    @suokkis 8 лет назад +520

    Level 1 : collect samples
    Level 2 : collect samples
    Level 3: collect samples
    Level 8: COLLECT SAMPLES
    Level 17: COOOOLLEECT SAAAMPLEEEEES!!!
    i dont know what is happen, the whole world is explode!

    • @carbonbasedlifeform6693
      @carbonbasedlifeform6693 7 лет назад +11

      Don Haka LEVEL 20:Godzilla Is Attacking The Generator

    • @Sheamuscz
      @Sheamuscz 7 лет назад +11

      Level 26: He's Joe, not a man!

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 6 лет назад +1

      Even Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker has more objectives, as well as around triple the amount of levels, and gameplay that actually makes sense with the game.
      In short, when it comes to making a spin-off, Capcom can learn a thing or two from Nintendo.

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 6 лет назад +1

      Hey Don, wanna go collect samples?

    • @rancor2004
      @rancor2004 6 лет назад

      Don Haka a

  • @leeragdoll3458
    @leeragdoll3458 7 лет назад +656

    If we start forcing prisoners to play these games non stop, maybe we can solve a lot of problems

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 лет назад +54

      Can go two ways, either enraged them into psychos or they will regret everything they ever done and will never dare to hurt a fly anymore

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 5 лет назад +2

      Lee Ragdoll or a mental asylum

    • @ronipletikosa
      @ronipletikosa 5 лет назад +6

      but what about the steam reviewers that recommend the game?we could just put the old school stlye, make them watch a nyan cat gif for 61 hours STRAIGHT

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 5 лет назад +12

      I'm pretty sure people have been saying stuff like this for years. But you know what, let's expand on that idea.
      First off..... Oh God I almost threw up from even thinking about this shit....
      First off, you take every movie from the search for the worst from IHE (I hate Everything for those who don't know), and you have them playing nonstop on every television in each prison around the country. Then if a prisoner acts up or breaks a prison rule or something else, the guards sit them in a chair and force them to play a horrible game that Angry Joe reviewed. And for each infraction that's another game and an additional hour they have to play. And if they reach a total of 10 infractions within the timeframe of a month they are put in solitary confinement for two weeks and for a looping period 22 and a half hours being forced to watch the not DreamWorks and Not Disney collections for IHE and then they have to beat 5 of the WORST GAMES IMAGINABLE that AVGN(Angry Video Game Need) has played. But I'm not done yet. While they are forced to do all this, you put headsets on them so they have to listen to the sounds of squeakers from MW2 lobbies. And if they still resist, now they have to listen to the soundtrack of CRAZYBUS for a looping 10hrs.
      Jesus..... With this level of torture I just conjured up, I should probably send in my application for the CIA as an interrogation specialist.
      Fucking hell, I think some of what I described goes over the line of Cruel and Unusual Punishment. But if we do all that then bright side is, well I'm like 90 percent sure no one will be inclined to ever break a law as long as they live.
      And I say 90 percent because I estimate that around 10 percent of the population is either crazy, stupid, or just think they are tough enough to survive that shit I just described and come out unscathed.

    • @Valleyraven007
      @Valleyraven007 5 лет назад +5

      That would be cruel and unusual punishment

  • @SaltyBoy25
    @SaltyBoy25 8 лет назад +779

    Godzilla is approaching the samples.

  • @johnnyzero8853
    @johnnyzero8853 5 лет назад +1641

    Thank god for Resident Evil 7 and Resident Evil 2 Remake.

    • @Vegeta68041
      @Vegeta68041 5 лет назад +39

      Erm RE7s first half was great and the second half sucked really bad. RE2Remake had less enemies and around the same amount of content as a game made 21 years ago. Why do people suck off those titles so hard?

    • @Vegeta68041
      @Vegeta68041 5 лет назад +27

      Oh yeah because titles like this just make you expect NOTHING from capcom and when you get anything decent it looks like pure fucking gold. Imagine RE1 remake in 2002 not having crimson heads, lisa trevor, or any of the cool new shit they added just changing it to 3rd person shooter, adding a couple new areas and bit of a twist to the story. Then it would of sucked and people would of hated the game but now in 2019 our expectations are soooo fucking low.

    • @Cund
      @Cund 5 лет назад +196

      Wild edge lord spotted.

    • @phuct4980
      @phuct4980 5 лет назад +41

      Wrist Is Frogs edge lord why they just give us a good game and a remake that even better.

    • @Vegeta68041
      @Vegeta68041 5 лет назад +9

      @@Cund Oops sorry I gave a well detailed description on why RE2remake isn't that great of a game. You mad?

  • @texd.g.682
    @texd.g.682 8 лет назад +590

    18:43 expected "3 HOURS?!?!?!???" slomo...was disappointed :/

    • @maxinator317
      @maxinator317 8 лет назад +78

      expected review score pop up was dissapointing

    • @Berried_Alive
      @Berried_Alive 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @patrickcampbell45
      @patrickcampbell45 8 лет назад

      true

    • @dansemannse1
      @dansemannse1 8 лет назад +2

      U Guys should totally review some Porn :) I bet Delrith has a lot more comment then to add to the Discussion

    • @MuthaFuckaJones.
      @MuthaFuckaJones. 8 лет назад +1

      Not gonna lie, I did the slomo expecting him to say it and was just like “oh...." when he didn't

  • @bryanhernandez2364
    @bryanhernandez2364 7 лет назад +1760

    Who else comes by every now and then to laugh at the birds part?

    • @rich20010
      @rich20010 6 лет назад +45

      Still watching it to this day lol 12/2018

    • @nightfire43
      @nightfire43 6 лет назад +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 still watching it in 2019🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @cookingsauce8274
      @cookingsauce8274 5 лет назад +27

      Lmao the bird puppet part fucking gets me laughing hard.

    • @nightfire43
      @nightfire43 5 лет назад +22

      @@cookingsauce8274 FUCKING!!! BIRDS IN THIS GOD DAME GAME!!!!!!

    • @Darkhound1116
      @Darkhound1116 5 лет назад +28

      @@MrBillyidolfan Oh get the fk out! everybody knows you don't just watch Angry Joe reviewing shitty games just so you can make a purchase decision, there is no way in hell that this video would have 3 Million+ views, if that was the case. Everybody watches it for having a good time and see Joe ripping apart a shitty game and then shoving it back up the developers ass....and that is why me and rest of the people come here from time to time.

  • @ytlittlepur7276
    @ytlittlepur7276 7 лет назад +460

    Seeing this makes my Mind go off to the right and explode

    • @justzack641
      @justzack641 5 лет назад +16

      Man I was drinking when I read your comment and now my shirt's soaked

  • @Berserk2099
    @Berserk2099 2 года назад +61

    The bird puppet part always puts a smile on my face when I’m down

  • @Raptor3698
    @Raptor3698 8 лет назад +237

    Umbrella Corps, Rambo, Ride to Hell, Mindjack, Ghostbusters 2016, Sonic Free Riders, Godzilla. Pick one if you had no other choice

    • @MrManueldx
      @MrManueldx 8 лет назад +26

      Raptor 3698 I choose suicide*

    • @thattypicalslimy8548
      @thattypicalslimy8548 8 лет назад +26

      Raptor 3698 "RAMBO! THE MISSION IS OVER"

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 8 лет назад +5

      Raptor 3698 I'd pick Godzilla. Because I enjoyed it.

    • @thattypicalslimy8548
      @thattypicalslimy8548 8 лет назад +2

      シンゴジラ GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENORATOR.

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 8 лет назад +1

      Slimy the upopular gamer I voted Godzilla best game of 2015.

  • @heroofkvatch5878
    @heroofkvatch5878 8 лет назад +1009

    Loving these reviews. Calling out developers for their shitty, half-baked games. Now that's what Angry Joe is really about!

    • @agentnebraska4515
      @agentnebraska4515 8 лет назад +25

      HeroOfKvatch stop you've violated the law pay your fine or do your time your choice....lol

    • @heroofkvatch5878
      @heroofkvatch5878 8 лет назад +30

      Imperial criminal scum like me give the Empire a bad name, you see.

    • @Mari-1031
      @Mari-1031 7 лет назад +5

      AND calling out dumb reviewers that can't properly review a game and it's obviously good or bad.

    • @wozhendeaa
      @wozhendeaa 7 лет назад +12

      Bad games are usually a result if bad management, developers aren’t to be blamed 9 our of ten times

  • @CNRhKXtreme
    @CNRhKXtreme 8 лет назад +265

    Wow, I wasn't looking at the screen when he said "I hate him and his stupid nose" and assumed he was just saying that for effect. That's ACTUALLY in the game?

    • @huhuhuhuh-t2q
      @huhuhuhuh-t2q 7 лет назад +15

      Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo yep

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 6 лет назад +9

      Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo Why do you think his name is Honker?

  • @thecommentsguy7871
    @thecommentsguy7871 5 лет назад +416

    Survivors: *trying to survive the zombies*
    Umbrella Soldiers: *COLLECT SAMPLES*
    Zombies: *TRYING TO SURVIVE THE SOLDIERS*

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 лет назад +47

      Players: TRYING TO SAVE THEIR SANITY

    • @Krcun774
      @Krcun774 3 года назад +22

      Generators: TRYING TO SAVE THEMSELFS

  • @AlexJ0203
    @AlexJ0203 8 лет назад +314

    Bet the Developers are like, "at least it's better than nothing."

    • @jarix1670
      @jarix1670 8 лет назад +66

      Nothing would have been so much better than this.

    • @rectaalborween8471
      @rectaalborween8471 8 лет назад +4

      If it was nothing then there wouldnt be time wasted.But thou time has been wasted upon thy lives of many...

    • @charlesbanks498
      @charlesbanks498 8 лет назад +2

      Sweet sweet nothing.

    • @shpladau
      @shpladau 8 лет назад

      Lol Inafune apparently never said that.

    • @Linkman247
      @Linkman247 8 лет назад +6

      "Cry like an anime fan on prom night."

  • @FatedCb
    @FatedCb 8 лет назад +447

    GODZILLA is approaching the generator!

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 8 лет назад +117

    Capcom: "You have taught me well, my master. I am ready to do thy bidding."
    Konami: *twirling villainous mustache* "Goood. Good!"

    • @imthinkinwacky2859
      @imthinkinwacky2859 7 лет назад +18

      And then Capcom realizes the consequences of their dark path and then turns against their master.

  • @pear-head
    @pear-head Год назад +34

    I was gonna buy this game at a Gamestop back in the day, but the dude wouldn't sell it to me. He told me to get another game. A true homie

  • @gabrieljakob2001
    @gabrieljakob2001 8 лет назад +176

    "Fuck this game!"
    "Error"
    "It said fuck you too!" God i love OJ

  • @akiraguy
    @akiraguy 8 лет назад +126

    "hey joe, you wanna play a zombie game?"
    "hey joe, you wanna get dna samples over and over again?"

    • @pharrohdabest242
      @pharrohdabest242 8 лет назад +6

      Godzilla's approaching the generator!

    • @sikax13
      @sikax13 8 лет назад +1

      he's a man not a God come on comrades he's a man not a god

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 8 лет назад

      +sikax13 say it with me, it was like an episode of Dora the explorer

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 8 лет назад

      +sikax13 *goat

    • @scoutdy6547
      @scoutdy6547 8 лет назад +1

      +Lost King the generator is losing power.

  • @KoolKeithProductions
    @KoolKeithProductions 8 лет назад +212

    Um... did AJ forget to do the slow motion "THREE HOURS?????" @ 18:43? I've never seen him discuss gametime and NOT do it.

    • @Deviantidol
      @Deviantidol 8 лет назад

      In all honesty I was expecting it as well, and was a little disappointed for some reason.

    • @kevin8280
      @kevin8280 8 лет назад +3

      I'm glad he didn't do the slow motion when he said three hours. It's not necessary because we can see how disappointed he was with the game.

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 8 лет назад

      look who it is

    • @KoolKeithProductions
      @KoolKeithProductions 8 лет назад

      CJAdams97
      lol Hey bro :3

    • @andrewsciacca3016
      @andrewsciacca3016 8 лет назад

      I think he just rushed to get the review out

  • @billymays5175
    @billymays5175 7 лет назад +416

    *W O U L D Y O U L I K E A F R E E S A M P L E?*

  • @djmocok
    @djmocok 8 лет назад +162

    Joe, you took one for the team, us gamers. Thank you.

    • @katytis2012
      @katytis2012 8 лет назад +8

      He did. Oh, I aspire to have the patience of ours truly Joe.

    • @katytis2012
      @katytis2012 8 лет назад

      Pegbïaz Mob Missed? Did he went somewhere?

    • @djmocok
      @djmocok 8 лет назад

      I know Joe gave up on humanity long long time ago

    • @djmocok
      @djmocok 8 лет назад +6

      If Angry Joe was a religion, I'd convert.

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 8 лет назад +1

      Yes! Joe is our prophet!

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 8 лет назад +227

    Resident Evil: Birdemic

  • @pr1meofbushm4n
    @pr1meofbushm4n 8 лет назад +257

    Reasons this review was longer than the overwatch and uncharted videos:
    - there is often more to tell about a bad game than about a good game
    - no E3 ahead (more time)
    - his channel is called ANGRYjoe...and when he gets the feeling that a particular company is destroying a popular and loved franchise, you can't blame him for telling his opinion about it -> that's actually the reason I subscribed him
    Sorry if I made some mistakes. I'm not a native speaker.

    • @DarkLord3709
      @DarkLord3709 8 лет назад +6

      Well not all of his reviews are about bad games. He also covers great game like Red Dead Redemption, Skyrim, and The Last Of Us..

    • @pr1meofbushm4n
      @pr1meofbushm4n 8 лет назад +2

      +DarkLord3709 Yep that's completely true.

    • @jasss8921
      @jasss8921 8 лет назад

      +pr1meofbushm4n are you Canadian?

    • @pr1meofbushm4n
      @pr1meofbushm4n 8 лет назад

      Nein

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 8 лет назад +6

      You speak (write) better English than most native speakers do. :)

  • @Jehtblu
    @Jehtblu 4 года назад +82

    Cracks me the fuck up when he asks Oj if he wrote part of the dialog. Oj's denial is hilarious. 7:23

    • @mydemon
      @mydemon 3 года назад +5

      Best part of the video :)

  • @BlueLighteningGojo
    @BlueLighteningGojo 7 лет назад +677

    And then came Resident Evil 7 for the rescue...

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 7 лет назад +4

      The Unstoppable Isaac no then re7 came to bring this shitty formula to the main series :l

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 лет назад +94

      The ANIME MUSIC VIDEO GEEK GOD
      The classic resident evil formula but in first person??

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 лет назад +17

      The Unstoppable Isaac Ethan winters to the rescue!

    • @LutherKujo
      @LutherKujo 6 лет назад +28

      And soon RE:2 Remake as well

    • @Daniel-Rain-YT
      @Daniel-Rain-YT 6 лет назад +5

      Ethan one of the worst characters in videogames history... lol RE7 chainsaw massacre.

  • @cokeMONSTERps3
    @cokeMONSTERps3 8 лет назад +391

    He's a man, not a Godzilla is appraoching the sample obtained. :^(

    • @kharnthecuddly3483
      @kharnthecuddly3483 8 лет назад +52

      While riding to hell on one of those free-boards and getting his mind hacked

    • @Fatalis690
      @Fatalis690 8 лет назад +4

      +The Llama King not to mention charging his ki like he's taking a shit.

    • @marcyong9736
      @marcyong9736 8 лет назад +21

      No!!! Charging his Ki like he's dropping a DOOKIE!! Only to have him FLY OFF INTO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE!!

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 8 лет назад +2

      excellent

    • @FR2T
      @FR2T 8 лет назад

      Epic

  • @matthewwiseman1016
    @matthewwiseman1016 5 лет назад +236

    Came back to explain why Abe holds his gun like that...
    It is a CQC technique used for room clearing, and clearing blind corners. bringing your weapon close to your body protects you from being disarmed or someone grabbing your weapon.
    In this game, however, it’s dumb

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 4 года назад +59

      Yeah isn't it they usually hold the gun closer to their chest? I know its not near the ears ffs

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 4 года назад +4

      I found out about Angry Joe through Channel Awesome

    • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 4 года назад +15

      @King Greed Dude, no zombie would disarm you just to use your own gun against you in a CQC situation.

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 3 года назад +10

      Even with that explanation it still looks off.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +1

      @@pretzelstick320 And, if it is a CQC technique, why didn't Naked Snake use it during MGS3 Snake Eater?

  • @Horrorman95
    @Horrorman95 5 лет назад +182

    16:53 to 17:03 funny as hell Joe just freaking out about the birds

    • @Ariadni_Heart
      @Ariadni_Heart 4 года назад +15

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @BaconSenpai
      @BaconSenpai 3 года назад +27

      Precisely why I fucking love this guy. No fake bullshit reactions like a vast majority of youtubers. Moments like when his games crash etc kill me.

  • @RothurThePaladin
    @RothurThePaladin 8 лет назад +844

    Godzilla is approaching the sample is obtained

    • @tdasblinda9222
      @tdasblinda9222 8 лет назад +58

      The sample is losing power

    • @zangster4708
      @zangster4708 8 лет назад +16

      This one's my Godzilla sample generator contained which is losing power

    • @teamKiAs123
      @teamKiAs123 8 лет назад

      L

    • @jagannathbarman6712
      @jagannathbarman6712 8 лет назад +5

      itdon't know what happen.... sample lose power

    • @ViceN53X
      @ViceN53X 8 лет назад +14

      Godzilla is approaching the sample, not a god!

  • @LunchBXcrue
    @LunchBXcrue 8 лет назад +253

    I go to gameranx to laugh, I come to angryjoe to hear honesty, and laugh

    • @LunchBXcrue
      @LunchBXcrue 8 лет назад +3

      And also cause joe has good taste in music

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 8 лет назад

      +Bring me Peter pan PREACH!!

    • @88ights
      @88ights 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @ktdpfnetwork9630
      @ktdpfnetwork9630 8 лет назад +1

      Gameranx and Jake baldino sucks

    • @devinhandy7457
      @devinhandy7457 8 лет назад

      +Bring me Peter pan Ikr, love his music

  • @copyrightclaim3541
    @copyrightclaim3541 8 лет назад +188

    "Better then No Mans Sky" - IGN
    "Would play this over NMS" - Gamespot
    "Waste money on Umbrella Corp not NMS" - PCgamer
    "No Mans Sky < Umbrella Corp" - PaperRockShotgun
    PFS (p.f*cking.s) I DO NOT ADVOCATE FOR UMBRELLA CORP BOTH GAMES ARE CRAP.

    • @JokersPalace3384
      @JokersPalace3384 7 лет назад +4

      Copyrighted Those people CLEARLY know how to rate good games.

    • @maken15
      @maken15 7 лет назад +2

      Than*

    • @aitokoojii1462
      @aitokoojii1462 7 лет назад +6

      Well, No Man's Sky is at least fucking trying.

    • @filthycasualevan15234
      @filthycasualevan15234 7 лет назад

      No mans sky isn't that bad, it's just not as good as it promised to be. I'll take a game that was at least trying over this shit any day

  • @wolfgod6443
    @wolfgod6443 6 лет назад +183

    This is the ultimate "play as a grunt" game ever made.
    Think about it. His name is Abraham Jackson, the most random name ever made, he's a faceless soldier for Umbrella, he has a pathetic personality that makes him as unlikable as possible, and he has nothing going on in his life besides doing the exact same task forever.
    If any indie developer tries to tell you they made a game where you play as the faceless grunts and it's fun, they've failed, because the true sign of a faceless, unimportant guy's life is how much you don't want to do it in a videogame. That's why he's the grunt you shoot instead of the main character.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 5 лет назад +13

      I think the best Grunt characters is either Point Man from FEAR (and only FEAR) and HUNK from RE2. You don't know much about them, but only by what they've accomplished, a clear and precise mind of their objectives, able to take on everything to the kitchen, bathroom and Scullery Sinks, and are revered for their completed tasks that would seem to be just mook fodder in the meat grinder.

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 лет назад +13

      @@battlion507 I disagree, Point Man could literally fucking slaughter hordes of highly intelligent super soldiers using his wits and intelligence (the player), he wasn't the grunt by any means

    • @ventexovakon2178
      @ventexovakon2178 5 лет назад +4

      I'd rather play as a grunt then some snowflake.

    • @wolfgod6443
      @wolfgod6443 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@valen9835​ To be a true "grunt" game, you have to act like a grunt. You simply shouldn't meet the criteria to be the main character...but are anyways. Not to say it's impossible to make a good game out of that (I'm sure many would love to play as a totally regular Grunt enemy in Halo). I haven't played Halo 3: ODST but I'll go out on a limb and say the characters are a bit more endearing.

    • @neo-didact9285
      @neo-didact9285 3 года назад

      @@valen9835 ODSTs were the best non-SPARTAN infantry the UNSC had. Hardly grunts.

  • @TwwIX
    @TwwIX 8 лет назад +792

    Remember when this used to be a slow paced and suspenseful horror franchise? Capcom clearly fucking doesn't.
    They should join Konami and stick to the Pachinko market.

    • @IJJoshOld
      @IJJoshOld 8 лет назад +66

      umm... Resident Evil 7? Remaking Resident Evil 2...

    • @TheMasterLHeart
      @TheMasterLHeart 8 лет назад +69

      If RE7 is trash, the series is offically done.

    • @Sunshine-vw4xx
      @Sunshine-vw4xx 8 лет назад +2

      How the fuck is it trash it hasn't even fucking came out yet

    • @TheMasterLHeart
      @TheMasterLHeart 8 лет назад +46

      I said IF RE7 is trash.

    • @aeon44
      @aeon44 8 лет назад +2

      Not to mention their outdated engine. lol.
      Those animations look shit, literally. That's one thing they'll never update, the animations.

  • @jamessawley213
    @jamessawley213 8 лет назад +252

    Let me quote a cop from Payday 2, "This is a colossal GOATFUCK!"

    • @jamessawley213
      @jamessawley213 8 лет назад +9

      "oh yeah" "Baa"

    • @2011nphelps
      @2011nphelps 8 лет назад +7

      ***** lol who thought that was a good idea for a line in this game?

    • @isakscherlund
      @isakscherlund 7 лет назад +1

      "Someone tell command we're *not prepared* for this kind of engagement!"

    • @chilling5858
      @chilling5858 6 лет назад

      James Sawley said everyone when crimefest 2015 happened.
      shudder

  • @BlackPantherFTW
    @BlackPantherFTW 8 лет назад +167

    Generic Umbrella guy is approaching the sample, the sample is losing power!

  • @LeaElfArt
    @LeaElfArt 6 лет назад +224

    *claps hands to together * FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE !

    • @silentphotographer117
      @silentphotographer117 6 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @nightfire43
      @nightfire43 6 лет назад +2

      Whyyy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KawiMusician
      @KawiMusician 5 лет назад +3

      RETRIBUTION!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 7 месяцев назад +1

      GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR. THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER.

  • @thedidact07
    @thedidact07 8 лет назад +714

    Now THIS is the angry joe I know and love!

    • @davidharding542
      @davidharding542 8 лет назад +12

      Agree with you there.

    • @jacovanderschaaf3044
      @jacovanderschaaf3044 8 лет назад +20

      best part 16:50 - 17:05

    • @gorkaaustin5306
      @gorkaaustin5306 8 лет назад +2

      +jaco vander schaaf 9:29 - 9:54

    • @thedidact07
      @thedidact07 8 лет назад +7

      jaco vander schaaf The whole video is the best part.

    • @zachhhhh.z
      @zachhhhh.z 8 лет назад +1

      love this version of aj but still for some unknown reason Im still playing umbrella corps

  • @UltraBatshift
    @UltraBatshift 8 лет назад +157

    13:12 "Shhh...just leave him alone. He's special." - I'm dying xD

    • @MrJAG
      @MrJAG 8 лет назад +25

      he's dreaming of running free in the wild

  • @kopro2428
    @kopro2428 8 лет назад +128

    They put more effort making the trailer than making the game

    • @GoldInk-ds5up
      @GoldInk-ds5up 6 лет назад

      Dank Vader Like in Sonic Riders for Kinect

    • @IamaDinosaur
      @IamaDinosaur 6 лет назад

      The Super Mario World Warrior Dony you ever....EVER! Speak about that hell spawn!

    • @stitchedbyiron
      @stitchedbyiron 6 лет назад

      Trailers are decieving

    • @socaltrojan286
      @socaltrojan286 6 лет назад

      Like when the movie Lady in the Water almost looked good. Well they showed us. Damn trailer lied.

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 6 лет назад +118

    What if I told you
    That you can collect samples in this game

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 5 лет назад +8

      Now *that* is a plot twist

    • @slapstickcomedy2.061
      @slapstickcomedy2.061 5 лет назад +4

      What if I told you *I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE*

    • @Nottyastro
      @Nottyastro 5 лет назад +5

      Fuck you for the spoiler

    • @KawiMusician
      @KawiMusician 5 лет назад +5

      Thanks a lot...fucktard...I was gonna play this game and try to figure out what to do on my own but you just spoiled it...so,are you saying there's one time in the game u have to do this?? Well..dont tell me when it happens,I want it to be a surprise..glad I only spent $130 on this game for the extra plastic colors and skins....

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 3 года назад

      Shut up M.night!

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 7 лет назад +77

    Sample obtained by a man, not a god cause Godzilla is flying off to the right and exploding near the generators

  • @thezachvolt6883
    @thezachvolt6883 8 лет назад +2065

    I hate this game and it's stupid nose.

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943 8 лет назад +159

      sample obtained

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 8 лет назад +78

      There it is.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 8 лет назад +63

      this ones mine

    • @zagrozaslan
      @zagrozaslan 8 лет назад +65

      *grabs camera*
      SAMPLE OBTAINED,
      OBTAINED
      SAMPLE OBTAINED
      *jump cut*
      SAMPLE OBTAIIINED
      *grabs beer from fridge then shuts the fridge door*
      SAMPLE OBTAINED!!!!!@

    • @zylothecat7449
      @zylothecat7449 8 лет назад +19

      it is as good as rambo the video game and it is better than ride to hell by deep silver according to angryjoe that is.

  • @zendayafan6665
    @zendayafan6665 8 лет назад +144

    I just noticed someone was planking at GameStop

    • @StephenxTehxLefty
      @StephenxTehxLefty 8 лет назад

      I saw that and am wondering why lol

    • @jaystarr6571
      @jaystarr6571 8 лет назад +1

      I forgot it was called that.

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 8 лет назад +2

      You mean dead fish syndrome

    • @jaystarr6571
      @jaystarr6571 8 лет назад +1

      Lacorey Anger So gorillas think planking is dumb too...Makes sense.

    • @legendoflink5882
      @legendoflink5882 8 лет назад +3

      Jay Starr Lol ikr

  • @confidential5743
    @confidential5743 5 лет назад +145

    From the ashes of Umbrella Corps rose RE7 and RE2, reborn

    • @jeremyzak654
      @jeremyzak654 4 года назад +12

      Went right back to the ashes with RE3 Remake.

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 года назад +1

      @@jeremyzak654 Not really lol

    • @yuuhyakuya3863
      @yuuhyakuya3863 4 года назад +3

      @@CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi maybe not ashes, but it's starting to come apart

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 года назад +1

      @@yuuhyakuya3863 I have faith that Capcom will rectify it in some way shape or form.

    • @TrenElZombie
      @TrenElZombie 4 года назад

      RE2 was a cut mess

  • @ItsGriim
    @ItsGriim 8 лет назад +78

    "Godzilla's approaching the generator" lol

    • @GreatfulGert
      @GreatfulGert 8 лет назад

      the generator is losing power

    • @ItsGriim
      @ItsGriim 8 лет назад +2

      +GreatfulGert Godzilla's approaching the generator

    • @ottovonbismarck9026
      @ottovonbismarck9026 8 лет назад +2

      +Krem bro The generator is losing power.

    • @BNGClash
      @BNGClash 8 лет назад +1

      +I used to play COD Godzillas approaching the generator XD

    • @GreatfulGert
      @GreatfulGert 8 лет назад

      Bryant Guidry THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER

  • @John-rn1nm
    @John-rn1nm 8 лет назад +490

    And you guys thought that Operation Raccoon City was a pile of goat shit.

    • @John-rn1nm
      @John-rn1nm 8 лет назад +42

      meh meh actually i liked the story of raccoon city. gameplay was crap though. umbrella corps doesnt even have that.

    • @Avy__
      @Avy__ 8 лет назад +14

      John Vincent Olmos actually I liked it a lot, I liked the characters and just wish it was done a lot better. The game is old but if it had the movement of resident evil 6 and the story of... resident evil 4, it would be great.

    • @George030ful
      @George030ful 8 лет назад +4

      John Vincent Olmos
      Totally agree. OP Racoon City maybe didn't had a solid game-play, but the story and characters where solid and interesting. The ending was a bit lackluster though.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 8 лет назад +4

      If Slant Six at least had to courtesy to release the full game to begin with (especially the far superior Spec Ops campaign) instead of pulling that DLC crap and actually offered a split-screen mode, I actually would have considered Operation Raccoon City a decent game to by at Used Price (maybe 5/10 using Joe's scoring system). However, on top of giving a mediocre game, they had the gall to sell half the game at full price and then demand that people jump through hoops with the DLC just to get basic parts of the game. It still pained me a little when it came out, because I thought it had potential to be one of the best franchise spin-offs ever.
      If you are interested and have a few minutes kill, imagine an alternate universe where Operation Raccoon City had all of these improvements that I once thought up while discussing the game on an online forum:
      10.) Do not turn the main Resident Evil characters like Leon into bullet sponges that can somehow take more bullets and grenades to the face than giant mutant monsters.
      9.) Add more bonus content, such as figurines, single-player minigames, extra lore behind Umbrella and Resident Evil characters, a bestiary, etc.
      8.) Cinematic qualities like cutscenes, music, and voice acting should be enhanced. Think of how epic the Resident Evil Outbreak games were in that regard.
      7.) Graphics should be boosted up to look like a modern game that takes full advantage of the system its on. The visual style and lighting should also be darker, grittier, gorier, and more realistic to suite Resident Evil. When I see a monster transform, I want to see it grotesquely mutate, instead of a red cloud forming around it as it comes out as a new creature.
      6.) Fix partner AI and some bugs/glitches. Maybe the crouching/cover system and dodging could be touched up a little bit too (a lot of people complained about that, but I managed okay for the most part).
      5.) Fix the game's variety of weapons. Sniper rifles are virtually useless because they are underpowered and surprisingly inaccurate. Magnums should be available as a sidearm type. SMGs and machine pistols should be a type of sidearm, instead of regular weapon.They could have more single-use special weapons besides grenade launcher and rocket launcher, such as a Gatling gun and mine thrower. To make the flamethrower more balanced when you find one, they could give it a much longer lasting fuel tank but take away your ability to resupply it using regular ammo piles, so it behaves like another single-use special weapon. As another minor nitpick, I think that when you buy more than one weapon, in addition to customizing your starting primary weapon/sidearm, you should be able to give your other unlocked guns to your AI teammates, that way you have more freedom to customize your team.
      4.) Add more enemy types with unique behaviors/strengths/weaknesses. Like you can add infected crows *(in hindsight I am unsure about adding birds after seeing Angry Joe's meltdown with Umbrella Corps)*, giant spiders, G-Mutants, etc. If they added enemies like Hunter Gammas that dive underwater, Gravediggers tunneling underground, or a new camouflaging B.O.W, that would allow the surveillance class to come in handy more. More bosses are always nice too.
      3.) Make subtle modifications to character classes. All of the characters' abilities should be consistent with the given technology of the Resident Evil universe and its realistic survival horror style. I feel there should be no ability for the Recon to turn invisible or imitate someone like a T-1000, the assault class could maybe have a riot shield to pull out instead of magically being invincible for a few moments, etc. The field scientist's ability to use pheromones to attract zombies to specific targets, turn enemy soldiers into crimson heads, and use a device to drive monsters crazy so they turn on each other, were good examples of what was appropriate. They could also give each class a special item that can allow a player controlled character to access secret rooms/shortcuts with different characters. This would encourage the player to replay levels with different classes. The medic could have a lockpick, the recon a hookshot, surveillance a computer hacking device, the field scientist a V-Jolt chemical syringe, the demolition class some C4, and the assault class a battery to power deactivated doors, elevators, etc.
      2.) Make the campaigns much longer and more involving. Give all the campaigns branching paths, where new missions are unlocked based on your choices, and give the player more choices besides deciding whether or not to kill Leon at the end (maybe like the campaign mode of "Shadow The Hedgehog"). Both USS and Spec Ops should have opportunities to meet all major RE characters. The USS campaign should also have a final boss. Make the stories more interesting and maybe even give the USS hit men their own personalities/backstories that allow them to go through character arcs with the choices you make (again, think of RE Outbreak, which had unique narrative cutscenes for each character you can play as).
      1.) Do not split the game in half with DLC, charge full price even when the full game is starved of content, and give the shaft to people who lack online capabilities! Oh, and offer SPLIT-SCREEN, so you do not need an online connection and friends willing to buy their own copies, just to experience the multiplayer modes and campaign coop, which is what the game was mainly marketing itself on.

    • @peasant9291
      @peasant9291 8 лет назад +12

      raccoon city was fun and playable with FRIENDS, with FRIENDS. but this? fuck this.

  • @4tech69
    @4tech69 8 лет назад +54

    Godzilla is approaching the generator...

  • @CovertPhilosopher
    @CovertPhilosopher 5 лет назад +35

    i think this is the true horror that Alfred Hitchcock was trying to portray in the "The Birds"

  • @chelseal.l.c.2381
    @chelseal.l.c.2381 8 лет назад +271

    lmao, 4:35
    - fuck this game.
    - it said fuck you too!

    • @chelseal.l.c.2381
      @chelseal.l.c.2381 8 лет назад +5

      He read Validity: Vadility!
      right before it's stupid nose. lol.

    • @chelseal.l.c.2381
      @chelseal.l.c.2381 8 лет назад +7

      16:55 rage. Priceless!!!

    • @hudsoneezy
      @hudsoneezy 8 лет назад +3

      +Chelsea L. L. C. Yeah I caught that haha. Vadility

    • @d1rtym1k3y3
      @d1rtym1k3y3 8 лет назад +8

      "Come kill mee I'm heyuhh!"

    • @paulalvinbuquiron5698
      @paulalvinbuquiron5698 8 лет назад

      i just watched the video without even knowing that capcom even created this game
      ULTIMATE LUCK!!

  • @damientalrose553
    @damientalrose553 8 лет назад +388

    This review has likely saved SO many people money and time. I'd rather see a review about a game that I don't know much about than about a game that EVERYONE knows about. Yes, Overwatch is good. Go find another circle-jerk about it.
    Keep up the great work AJ :D

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 8 лет назад +1

      Fuck no it hasn't. Everyone knew this was terrible. This is just Joe shitting out a review as fast as he can, so he can go back to livestreaming and getting his fanboys to give him money for nothing.
      And Overwatch is hot garbage to, and is already dying.

    • @damientalrose553
      @damientalrose553 8 лет назад +29

      Oh, you're one of those people. I'd respond with something like "but no one I know knew anything about this game, whereas I, and everyone I know, know all about Overwatch" but you'd just be a pessimist and complain some more. Respond with a real critique instead of the negativity everyone else is spewing and I'll take you seriously, otherwise you're wasting your words.

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 8 лет назад +2

      Damien Talrose I did, how bout you try?
      From the moment the trailer dropped, everyone knew it'd be awful. And I don't want him to do Overwatch, so, I don't know why you act like I want him to look at that fucking waste of effort.

    • @paulpott261
      @paulpott261 8 лет назад +3

      I don't give 2 shits about Overwatch

    • @apeblackberry3641
      @apeblackberry3641 8 лет назад +12

      "Overwatch is a hot garbage" best joke 2016
      "is already dying" with over 8 million players dying. Yeah sure mate ^^

  • @VIeshPilled
    @VIeshPilled 8 лет назад +169

    Sample Obtained

  • @BigManJev
    @BigManJev 3 года назад +55

    i watch this when im having a bad day

  • @HumanAfterAll123
    @HumanAfterAll123 8 лет назад +40

    Joes freakout about the decals at 17:48 is beyond hilarious

  • @lonedrifter9994
    @lonedrifter9994 8 лет назад +30

    Umbrella Soldier is approaching the dna sample, the sample is losing power, Umbrella Soldier is approaching the dna sample, THE SAMPLE IS LOSING POWER!

    • @blanketcup8327
      @blanketcup8327 8 лет назад +1

      Umbrella Soldier has destroyed the dna sample

    • @jbcpain492
      @jbcpain492 8 лет назад +2

      the memories lol

    • @Rakatan384
      @Rakatan384 8 лет назад +2

      He's an umbrella soldier, not a god!

    • @lonedrifter9994
      @lonedrifter9994 8 лет назад +3

      the DNA sample is gonna veer off to the right and EXPLODE?

  • @caseywinter5252
    @caseywinter5252 8 лет назад +159

    Sad thing...this could've actually been a unique experience, but zero effort made toward this.

    • @caseywinter5252
      @caseywinter5252 8 лет назад +35

      Doesnt mean the concept is doomed to just suck, its that capcom sucks

    • @revolverjesuschrist1967
      @revolverjesuschrist1967 7 лет назад +5

      The only thing prove useful is hacking the Mindless Umbrella Corp Models and used them for GMod than this. even OP Raccoon City or better yet Gaiden is way better than this shit.

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 лет назад

      UNIQUE. HOW? ESSPLAIN!

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 6 лет назад

      right?you know its bad when joe would rather play a pachienko machine rather then metal gear survive

  • @SinCity2100
    @SinCity2100 6 лет назад +50

    Should have released a sequel called "Umbrella Corps : Sample Obtained Edition."

  • @TheJuhana
    @TheJuhana 8 лет назад +202

    Last time I was this early Joe uploaded reviews regularly.

    • @fredhards3529
      @fredhards3529 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @Scarfaceman77
      @Scarfaceman77 8 лет назад +14

      Come on, let these "Last time I was this early" spam comments die already.

    • @Healthwise.
      @Healthwise. 8 лет назад

      +Scarfaceman77 can you like my comment please

    • @Healthwise.
      @Healthwise. 8 лет назад

      +Scarfaceman77 i made a last time comment go like it pls

    • @seraphiim444
      @seraphiim444 8 лет назад

      that's cold...

  • @cybercoldymcphearson7338
    @cybercoldymcphearson7338 8 лет назад +110

    The Hell? At 17:00, it looked like that thing was twerking at his dead body...

  • @Crossxfighter
    @Crossxfighter 7 лет назад +89

    13:55 My favorite part. I died laughing when he's angry at the birds. Man, those are some "angry birds." XD

  • @dhughesy2023
    @dhughesy2023 5 лет назад +84

    If this is the price we had to pay to get Resident Evil 7 and 2. Worth it

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 года назад +4

      Couldn't agree more. If this was also the price we paid to get the new RE3 remake, also worth it, dude/lady.

    • @dnblegend280
      @dnblegend280 4 года назад +4

      Shawn Fields its a shame that re3 is a fucking fail

    • @OhSaucy
      @OhSaucy 4 года назад +6

      Shawn Fields damn this comment aged poorly

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад

      Memz Gaming resident evil 3 with more of the resident evil 6 than 3
      Rip

    • @dnblegend280
      @dnblegend280 4 года назад

      The Looinrims lmaoooo

  • @vevans0009
    @vevans0009 8 лет назад +83

    16:50 to 17:11 is pure classic angry joe rage. XD

    • @A.R.T.4
      @A.R.T.4 8 лет назад +21

      It brought many tears to my eyes, mainly due to laughter

    • @vevans0009
      @vevans0009 8 лет назад +19

      Plus, his pants was falling off.

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 8 лет назад +2

      22:35 as well

  • @burgerkingfootlettuce3751
    @burgerkingfootlettuce3751 8 лет назад +172

    I just can't wait for his Doom review.

    • @drewhammond5203
      @drewhammond5203 8 лет назад +13

      Yeah, that's never coming. The biggest positive gaming surprise of the summer and he let it slip under the radar.

    • @DrDanik
      @DrDanik 8 лет назад +4

      3 months later.......

    • @charleslocke2092
      @charleslocke2092 8 лет назад +1

      No he bought the props for the DOOM review and everything. It was in the video where he was talking about E3.

    • @doncheto4825
      @doncheto4825 8 лет назад +2

      nah get ready for a rapid fire review

    • @raidengoodman8754
      @raidengoodman8754 8 лет назад

      +Patrick Bateman look at his twitter dumbass

  • @imthinkinwacky2859
    @imthinkinwacky2859 8 лет назад +33

    16:51 to 17:05 How most people felt when playing Mighty No. 9.

  • @goodfellownotrealy1506
    @goodfellownotrealy1506 4 года назад +13

    this continues to be my favorite angry Joe opening video

  • @aceclover758
    @aceclover758 8 лет назад +136

    You are approaching the generator, which is losing power before flying off to the right and exploding after being told a zombie game you played obtaining samples said "Karate is mythical bullshit" while these fucking birds, this guy and his stupid nose sing into your ear "OHHH SONIC FREE IN THE WIND…IN THE WIND"

    • @CNRhKXtreme
      @CNRhKXtreme 8 лет назад +11

      While looking at this fucking lamp!

    • @billyjoe3864
      @billyjoe3864 8 лет назад +7

      Activision, the con artists if people don't understand, have mercy, He's a man not a God

    • @SaikoRhythm
      @SaikoRhythm 8 лет назад +13

      For FOUR HOURS?

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 8 лет назад

      Billy Joe But we won't be holding our breaths or anything.

    • @godzillawithanm1680
      @godzillawithanm1680 7 лет назад

      Activision, the con artists DAT LOOK GOOD!

  • @nagakechi
    @nagakechi 7 лет назад +129

    16:54 Angry Joe at his best lol

  • @thealphatheist3781
    @thealphatheist3781 8 лет назад +90

    They spelled "Mediterranean" wrong in the mission briefing at 7:48

    • @FinalBoss27
      @FinalBoss27 8 лет назад +53

      I guess they didn't want to spend money on editors.

    • @Carcaroff87
      @Carcaroff87 8 лет назад +1

      Spent quite sometime to arrange an answer thinking that you were referring to Joe's pronunciation...

    • @thealphatheist3781
      @thealphatheist3781 8 лет назад

      Haha! Joe may not have even noticed, like how one speaks a misspelled word correctly or skips redundant words without thinking about it.

    • @skullcrusher701
      @skullcrusher701 8 лет назад +2

      +JeanBaptisteGrenouille
      Lol i feel

    • @fireknight187
      @fireknight187 8 лет назад +1

      Hahaha!!

  • @SpectreManz
    @SpectreManz 5 лет назад +45

    Watching this after playing the amazing Resi 2 remake is surreal

  • @GraveRoda
    @GraveRoda 8 лет назад +32

    Why does the concept of Joe being terrorized by birds sound so entertaining?

  • @peefmcgoose2908
    @peefmcgoose2908 8 лет назад +140

    to all of those people who are saying " why fully review this fuckin diarrhea when uncharted and overwatch were rapid fire????" well everyone already knows those games are great, so why completely cover them? It's like those stupid fucking word limit essays that you do in high school, eventually run out of shit to say.

    • @peefmcgoose2908
      @peefmcgoose2908 8 лет назад +6

      Also sample obtained

    • @Raider8784
      @Raider8784 8 лет назад +6

      And everybody knew this game would be shit... those who had even heard about it in the first place.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 8 лет назад

      There it is

    • @barrypilon168
      @barrypilon168 8 лет назад +4

      Over watch is trash

    • @peefmcgoose2908
      @peefmcgoose2908 8 лет назад +7

      Barry Pilon Nah just cancerous and overpriced...but not trash

  • @bookroach6742
    @bookroach6742 8 лет назад +26

    Thank you for finally making an angry review after about 4 weeks. This video was hilarious, and I'm grateful you finally got around to it.

    • @bookroach6742
      @bookroach6742 8 лет назад +3

      And that ending was badass!

    • @Deuce972
      @Deuce972 8 лет назад

      He's doing a DOOM review next, check his twitter :)

  • @27bixler
    @27bixler 3 года назад +11

    Still one of the most entertaining reviews of Joe in 2021. Came back after all of these years.

  • @icepickman1614
    @icepickman1614 7 лет назад +74

    I imagine 16:58 is where Joe becomes a bird hunter.

  • @XThexXTank
    @XThexXTank 8 лет назад +95

    Mercenaries mode in RE4 for the GC is a million times better. I still play that shit!

    • @oldgoodrandomroutine
      @oldgoodrandomroutine 8 лет назад +8

      PS2 version kicks ass

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 8 лет назад +3

      RE6 Mercenaries and Revelations 2 Raid Mode was better than the entirety of Umbrella Corps.

    • @alliancegaming8835
      @alliancegaming8835 8 лет назад +3

      Matthew Cool operation raccoon city was better then this

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 8 лет назад +3

      +Curtis Showers That is also true. And I don't even like Operation Raccoon City that much.

    • @benrussell5070
      @benrussell5070 7 лет назад

      1MoreRep mercenaries mode in RE3 was better than this lol

  • @ChickenExotic
    @ChickenExotic 8 лет назад +163

    I lost my shit at 16:55!!!!

    • @ZolidSnakeSS4
      @ZolidSnakeSS4 8 лет назад +18

      best part of the review! xD

    • @ZomIIXC
      @ZomIIXC 8 лет назад +4

      what did he even say?

    • @PsGamer-ye6vo
      @PsGamer-ye6vo 8 лет назад +2

      haha best part

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 8 лет назад +16

      WHAT THE FUCK!!! WITH THE FUCKING BIRDS!!!! ALRIGHT FUCK THE BIRDS I HATE THAT GOD DAMN GAME!! FUUUUUCCKKKK!!!!
      LMAO

    • @1mrbremos
      @1mrbremos 8 лет назад +1

      IKR LMAO

  • @HULK-HOGAN1
    @HULK-HOGAN1 7 лет назад +14

    That punch from Corporate Commander had me in stitches!

  • @hythamm7md298
    @hythamm7md298 8 лет назад +122

    angry joe is back!! been a while since i saw a REAL honest game review

  • @No-1.In.Particular
    @No-1.In.Particular 8 лет назад +112

    17:00 holy shit Joe! That's the angriest Ive seen you!

  • @Harddiskfail
    @Harddiskfail 8 лет назад +220

    Hey Joe Wanna Play A Zombie Game?

    • @marioacevedo6453
      @marioacevedo6453 8 лет назад +15

      NO I DONT WANTA PLAY ANOTHER MOTHERFUKIN ZOMBIE GAME

    • @Shadowiff
      @Shadowiff 8 лет назад +3

      STOP IT....STAHHHHHH

    • @AcerSense
      @AcerSense 8 лет назад +3

      Hey Joe. You wanna play a motherfucking zombie game?
      xD

    • @aziz6039
      @aziz6039 8 лет назад +4

      KILL ME...

    • @Mi2Lethal
      @Mi2Lethal 8 лет назад +1

      Why Do You Type Like This?

  • @JustSomeDinosaurPerson
    @JustSomeDinosaurPerson 4 года назад +20

    Watching AJ punch and then proceed to rob himself is prolly one of the guiltiest laughs I have had in a long time. Love you AJ

    • @veryadequateconsultation4952
      @veryadequateconsultation4952 4 года назад +2

      What happened to that scene? It’s edited now because I remember AJ gets punched by C.C, but now it’s just him recoiling & then talking.

    • @JustSomeDinosaurPerson
      @JustSomeDinosaurPerson 3 года назад +4

      @@veryadequateconsultation4952 It starts 2:17 and then picks up again at 3:32

  • @groteonbekende8702
    @groteonbekende8702 8 лет назад +78

    Birdemic the game

    • @shrub241
      @shrub241 7 лет назад +2

      SRSLY?

    • @riley5722
      @riley5722 6 лет назад +1

      Awesome man! **high-fives**

  • @TheRealdealdude2
    @TheRealdealdude2 8 лет назад +187

    So here I thought Joe's fans would stop complaining... I was terribly wrong.

    • @RynKen
      @RynKen 8 лет назад +15

      They've been doing it for too long. I don't think they can even remember how to do anything else.

    • @FourNamesFourEyes
      @FourNamesFourEyes 8 лет назад +2

      It's always something. That's the only way they can communicate apparently.

    • @jamespiper8064
      @jamespiper8064 8 лет назад +7

      +RynKen They should save time complaining and just unsub. I don't pay for Joe's content so whatever he puts out I'm grateful for.

    • @Blusmj
      @Blusmj 8 лет назад

      This channel with no bitching in the comments? Please.

    • @CULIKITRAKA
      @CULIKITRAKA 8 лет назад

      I know right

  • @hunterdavis2143
    @hunterdavis2143 8 лет назад +287

    how many games IN A ROW has capcom fucked our nostaglia and wallets

    • @bulink5087
      @bulink5087 8 лет назад +4

      all the games.

    • @aquabreeze7612
      @aquabreeze7612 8 лет назад +14

      Everything except the Ace Attorney series imho

    • @joeyghostx
      @joeyghostx 8 лет назад +7

      They even made a good anime of Ace Attorney!

    • @cummywummiez
      @cummywummiez 8 лет назад

      nobody if people stopped bitching about nostalgia like a resident evil genwunner and if you didn't like it don't buy it!

    • @bulink5087
      @bulink5087 8 лет назад +5

      Leigh Peterson how would you know you don't like a game if you have not bought it yet? I mean I get it and all, but A if its a bad game or a game made to make money off nostalgia then there is a right to say something about it. now I get that you are trying to troll here, and all but I mean at least bring up a kind of good point well doing it.

  • @DNyCe36
    @DNyCe36 3 года назад +13

    15:16 is PURE GOLD. Amazing LMFAO. Demon Joe rules

  • @mickdanger1434
    @mickdanger1434 8 лет назад +313

    Comment section: 50% people bitching, 49% people bitching about the bitchy people. 1% people making percentage charts about the comments

    • @juliank6793
      @juliank6793 8 лет назад +11

      Well that was a hell of a comment to pay attention to.

    • @SuperHns
      @SuperHns 8 лет назад +9

      And you are part of all 3 percentages.

    • @adoptedaiden7382
      @adoptedaiden7382 8 лет назад

      0.1 maybe you are definitely not one percent though.

    • @theanimationguy9844
      @theanimationguy9844 8 лет назад

      Well played good sir.

    • @ventussilver
      @ventussilver 8 лет назад +1

      You must be the 1%

  • @bigbowss9817
    @bigbowss9817 8 лет назад +54

    I was gonna complain about you doing RF reviews for Uncharted and Overwatch to make for this, but this was actually pretty good and the intro won me over lol. Well done, looking forward to your Big Fucking Review of Doom ;)

    • @bigbowss9817
      @bigbowss9817 8 лет назад +1

      *to make room for

    • @AxecellhaxenL
      @AxecellhaxenL 8 лет назад +3

      +Big Bowss DOOM DOOM

    • @reviewgodusa9613
      @reviewgodusa9613 8 лет назад +1

      lol no one cares about overwatch

    • @Sojo214
      @Sojo214 8 лет назад +1

      This was basically a trailer for the DOOM review, and in such a great way xD

    • @AxecellhaxenL
      @AxecellhaxenL 8 лет назад +1

      In a good way with HELL 💪💀

  • @bigbluehodor7973
    @bigbluehodor7973 8 лет назад +44

    After seeing this, I finally get why people hate capcom

    • @MegaBunso123
      @MegaBunso123 6 лет назад

      Big Blue Hodor joe called them cashwhores at one point

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 6 лет назад +15

    I hold my pistol like that, I do it mostly for the hearing damage; the rest of the reason is for the street cred.