Fast & Furious Crossroads Angry Review

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2020
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @Lazer-bp9lf
    @Lazer-bp9lf 3 года назад +2802

    *The game has a short story because they want you to finish the game quickly so that you can spend time with your family.*

    • @adnanasif9538
      @adnanasif9538 3 года назад +127

      What about players who have no family. 😢

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf 3 года назад +111

      Adnan Asif Then they have to spend time with your pets.

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 3 года назад +92

      Adnan Asif they need to make a family

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 3 года назад +1

      It's because of the season pass.

    • @artificial_S
      @artificial_S 3 года назад +18

      Adnan Asif they’re part of a family, no matter if they don’t have parents or related by blood

  • @ObiJakobe
    @ObiJakobe 3 года назад +3596

    "we don't need physics, we got family"

    • @leetsUpr3m3
      @leetsUpr3m3 3 года назад +82

      @Rocky Montana "we dont need family, we got breadsticks"

    • @isacctavares1368
      @isacctavares1368 3 года назад +19

      Well said sir. Im surprised that line hasn't been said in any of those movies.

    • @Leon-mv1bn
      @Leon-mv1bn 3 года назад +10

      💀💀

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 3 года назад +12

      Physics at home:

    • @jalisabrown8486
      @jalisabrown8486 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

  • @leo1
    @leo1 3 года назад +1959

    Remember guys: It`s not about quality, it's about family.

  • @ramanand5187
    @ramanand5187 3 года назад +809

    Aj and oj : Uncontrollable laughter
    Alex: Why are we here? Just to suffer?

    • @ElTequilla
      @ElTequilla 3 года назад +83

      To be fair to Alex, the amount of experience in terrible games these two have is on another level

    • @Xander_P.G.K
      @Xander_P.G.K 3 года назад +52

      Every night... I feel my wallet, when it was full, but now it's empty. You feel it too, don't you??

    • @dolabala1755
      @dolabala1755 Год назад +2

      @@Xander_P.G.K thats why im a pirate

  • @Kaunte
    @Kaunte 3 года назад +2618

    "I don't even think this game bothered with physics."
    So it's a faithful adaptation of Fast & Furious then?

    • @user-gn6jc2yn9c
      @user-gn6jc2yn9c 3 года назад +46

      Ride to Hell, you mean?

    • @acreppinstp
      @acreppinstp 3 года назад +77

      @@user-gn6jc2yn9c no he means fast and furious cars falling out of airplanes and landing with no damage

    • @palanch89
      @palanch89 3 года назад +10

      Tableaux dont compare this trash to the holy grail of all games...

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 3 года назад +13

      palanch89 Ride To Hell or Fast And Furious? Lmao cuz I think we found a new Holy Grail here

    • @palanch89
      @palanch89 3 года назад +1

      Bobby Shewan all praise to the tru lord n savior ride to hell with cutting edge technology and graphics mechanics and gameplay ❤️😻😩

  • @noice7381
    @noice7381 3 года назад +8229

    Some gold old-school Angry Review ingredients here: Movie license game, 4 hours long, and corporate commander. New studio looks great, Joe!

    • @OutwardLyric
      @OutwardLyric 3 года назад +127

      He didn't do the deep voice edit though lol

    • @Spengey
      @Spengey 3 года назад +257

      FOOUUURRR HOOOUUURS
      Fly off to the right and EXPLODE
      Ah, brings me back

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 3 года назад +91

      We haven’t seen Demon Joe in a while

    • @johncam8420
      @johncam8420 3 года назад +55

      Kinda sad tho an era of the old home is over :(

    • @criznittle968
      @criznittle968 3 года назад +7

      all it's missing is LJN

  • @RaiderReid
    @RaiderReid 3 года назад +1206

    2/10....wow you are generous.

    • @ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog
      @ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog 3 года назад +65

      1/10 like it's cousin ride to hell

    • @someclevername8167
      @someclevername8167 3 года назад +35

      @@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog I still go back and watch that review sometimes. It’s just a work of art, that one

    • @ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog
      @ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog 3 года назад +12

      @@someclevername8167 this should have gotten a 1 out of 10 not a 2

    • @dorothymartinez2592
      @dorothymartinez2592 3 года назад +1

      I love this it's hilarious!!:-):-D^3^;^)

    • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 3 года назад +13

      He gave it a 2 out of 10 because of the music that made him dance.

  • @achaerna.6662
    @achaerna.6662 3 года назад +468

    "A couple months ago, he had a slip and fall in a Olive Garden...."
    Shit, this channel has better writers than most shows on TV. I certainly smile and laugh more often.

    • @jeffreygamer32
      @jeffreygamer32 3 года назад +22

      Yeah it really does! I wish I started watching Joe's videos a long time ago he is funny as hell especially reviewing bad games like this!

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 года назад +3

      i know right ?
      also i do miss the days when he was slim and he had a moustache than a beard
      but i still love his videos and content as always

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 года назад +2

      @@jeffreygamer32 i wish too
      only discovered him in 2016 or 2017
      but, hey, better late than never

    • @jeffreygamer32
      @jeffreygamer32 2 года назад +1

      @@OperatorMax1993 yup definitely lol

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 года назад

      @@jeffreygamer32 lol

  • @matthewcampos2208
    @matthewcampos2208 3 года назад +681

    “Fly off to the left and explode”
    ...
    _Vietnam flashbacks to Ride To Hell:Retribution_

  • @johnwick3715
    @johnwick3715 3 года назад +2754

    Vin Diesel: How much money can i expect at the end of this?
    The Company: 5% of the outcome...
    *Month after the release*
    The Company: Here you go, the 5% we promised...
    Vin Diesel: $100?

    • @matijabjelic4538
      @matijabjelic4538 3 года назад +207

      Thats generous

    • @danielsan9850
      @danielsan9850 3 года назад +89

      Why did this comment make me laugh so hard lol

    • @Jay9966
      @Jay9966 3 года назад +43

      @Брандон Кeллeр ikr 5% at this point is probably -2000 or something

    • @megayikes9716
      @megayikes9716 3 года назад +159

      *Reality*
      *moth after the release*
      The Company: Here is the $20000 bill
      Vin Diesel: Oh I expected a little more than $20000...
      *looks that it is him having to pay them $20000*
      Vin Diesel: wtf?
      The Company: you getting 5% of our loses.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 года назад +7

      Be seeing you, John.

  • @jbark678
    @jbark678 3 года назад +125

    This review is the best possible outcome for this game.

  • @Jm-ki4su
    @Jm-ki4su 3 года назад +124

    vin diesel is so good at communication, that he's able to jump between two rockets without falling

    • @SuperMisteryMan01
      @SuperMisteryMan01 3 года назад +8

      Vin diesel is stronger than the earth’s own gravitational pull

    • @alphatrion4365
      @alphatrion4365 3 года назад +13

      Vin Diesel can do anything, cause it's about family.

  • @AE-su4wq
    @AE-su4wq 3 года назад +446

    “The game doesn’t even bother with physics”
    So it’s very faithful to the films.

    • @osman_0394
      @osman_0394 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @laszlodajka9914
      @laszlodajka9914 3 года назад +3

      It is stupid at that. So the same goes in that regard.

    • @sidtion
      @sidtion 3 года назад +1

      😂Lol

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 3 года назад

      A Fast and Furious game with no explosions.....sounds logical🤔

    • @a.h4224
      @a.h4224 3 года назад

      @@CrazyCracka831 they need micheal bay for that🤣

  • @absence9443
    @absence9443 3 года назад +734

    Why does Alex always look like the parent caring for their little Joes?

    • @nilugi2556
      @nilugi2556 3 года назад +28

      Do you think if he has a child he will name it Joe? so we have manys OJ

    • @maddragon3076
      @maddragon3076 3 года назад +17

      @@nilugi2556 little Joe.

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 3 года назад +25

      Because
      He big 😁

    • @TheNateaudio
      @TheNateaudio 3 года назад +64

      Someone has to be the straight man. I love Joe and OJs antics, but Alex brings a much needed "adult in the room" vibe when they are going off the rails.

    • @hamsters7760
      @hamsters7760 3 года назад +53

      ... man, personally I find Alex frequently the most insightful and reasonable of the three. I love his addition. It's more noticable when they're covering movies though.

  • @varialles2164
    @varialles2164 3 года назад +52

    22:25 "the visual diarrhea" Is that an "Angry Video Game Nerd" reference?

    • @alexeyeliseev6322
      @alexeyeliseev6322 3 года назад +2

      @BlackWatchAmbush actually, there was a Board James (another one of James Rolfe characters) episode called "Loopin' Louie" where they play that game at E3, and Angry Joe makes an appearance at one point.
      ...I know it's not much, but it's something.

  • @Connor.trashy
    @Connor.trashy 3 года назад +166

    Who would've guessed the ending was foreshadowing Fast and the Furious 9

    • @notkimpine
      @notkimpine 3 года назад +12

      spoiler alert: roman and tej launched into space in f9!

    • @ethanedwards3357
      @ethanedwards3357 2 года назад

      Do I wanna know where that profile picture's from?

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 2 года назад

      @@ethanedwards3357 So you're in the rabbit hole as well? :3

    • @brysonkuervers2570
      @brysonkuervers2570 Год назад

      What are you talking about. Man was just weary to ask the furry where that pfp was from

  • @potawatadingdong
    @potawatadingdong 3 года назад +1894

    This is the most 2002 game I've seen in 18 years.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +70

      I'm surprised it didn't come out in 2002... that's probably how long it's been in production. And how bad this franchise has been since then.

    • @TangerineWallaby343
      @TangerineWallaby343 3 года назад +46

      @@shawnfields2369 And there is a 2003 Fast & Furious game developed by Genki for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox, but sadly it was cancelled.

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 3 года назад +17

      @@TangerineWallaby343 I remember seeing that short trailer back when I had the 2 Fast 2 Furious DVD.
      Shame that it was cancelled, because that would've been fun to play.

    • @xcelron1580
      @xcelron1580 3 года назад +6

      Probably is from 02 that was in a time capsule and just got minor quality updates.

    • @datcat3390
      @datcat3390 3 года назад +9

      More like 2011 because it tried to be a NFS The Run Killer.

  • @beetee3278
    @beetee3278 3 года назад +1930

    It has been a while we've got a proper Angry "ANGRY" review

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 3 года назад +72

      We did get Predator a few months ago

    • @bigzachful
      @bigzachful 3 года назад +35

      I guess thats technically a good thing.

    • @bigzachful
      @bigzachful 3 года назад +39

      Predator is actually fun. Just not worth the price tag.

    • @raidengoodman8754
      @raidengoodman8754 3 года назад +9

      bigzachful predator lost it’s steam after a few hours of playing

    • @ZanmeksArchives
      @ZanmeksArchives 3 года назад +52

      you forgot TLOU2

  • @SirBumRush
    @SirBumRush 3 года назад +124

    I look forward to shitty games like this. Not to play them of course but to watch a absolute gold mine review from Joe lmao.

  • @mike353
    @mike353 3 года назад +70

    This game was actually fantastic, the best end credits I’ve ever seen.

  • @kozmnavt5158
    @kozmnavt5158 3 года назад +360

    9:32 “Physics, I don’t even think this game bothered with physics”
    Well atleast they got that accurate to the movies

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 3 года назад +5

      Ha!!

    • @edgekorn3398
      @edgekorn3398 3 года назад

      F A X

    • @spadezap9728
      @spadezap9728 3 года назад

      That’s what I thought

    • @goldjellyfish2452
      @goldjellyfish2452 3 года назад +6

      Physics:
      Dom: I don't need physics , I've got family!

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf 3 года назад +3

      Apparently things like physics don't exist in the F&F universe.
      *But who the fuck needs that, we have FAMILY.*

  • @theinsurance2450
    @theinsurance2450 3 года назад +460

    Joe: the game completely ignores physics.
    Me: well at least the game is accurate to the movies.

  • @adventurerretro3766
    @adventurerretro3766 3 года назад +60

    It's been nearly 10 years and AngryJoe is stil talking about how awful Sonic free riders is. lol

  • @tiffanypascual3952
    @tiffanypascual3952 3 года назад +31

    I missed the Joe Raging 4 HOURSSSS!!!! so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PatSr205
    @PatSr205 3 года назад +803

    I'm actually impressed Joe got Vin Diesel to come play himself in the skits. That was really cool to see👍

    • @Zay-wt6yk
      @Zay-wt6yk 3 года назад +51

      *B I G G E R*

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable 3 года назад +20

      @@Zay-wt6yk His character model in The Wheelman was better.....ish.

    • @chadcooley7994
      @chadcooley7994 3 года назад +11

      jbiehlable I love Vin diesel wheelman. A lot more enjoyable than this game

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable 3 года назад

      @@chadcooley7994 And man is that sad....not for you of course.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, Joe's budget is crazy!

  • @jschools1392
    @jschools1392 3 года назад +1017

    “Physics? I don’t think this game bothered with physics”
    In the games defense, neither did the movies haha

    • @LeoHeist03
      @LeoHeist03 3 года назад +18

      Soo true

    • @aliasno.4andover644
      @aliasno.4andover644 3 года назад +3

      The Movies were Better?

    • @Jargon.5
      @Jargon.5 3 года назад +11

      @@aliasno.4andover644 not really

    • @HeatherJWilburn
      @HeatherJWilburn 3 года назад +1

      @WiiManElite I don’t know man that yacht from 2 was pretty sketchy it actually makes the new movies look normal

    • @MegaBYSON
      @MegaBYSON 2 года назад

      XD

  • @nathanielhoban5235
    @nathanielhoban5235 3 года назад +11

    26:30 AngryJoe got copyrighted thanks a lot RUclips

  • @weebvoiceguy474
    @weebvoiceguy474 3 года назад +49

    "It makes Lawbreakers seem like the most popular game of the year"
    I'm wheezing xD

  • @therealMrA
    @therealMrA 3 года назад +1809

    "Well, this game certainly lives up to its name. It was over fast and left me furious."
    - A legend during a Steam review

    • @waifutrap6236
      @waifutrap6236 3 года назад +52

      Lmao 🤣 such a Underrated comment

    • @aszneehitme8691
      @aszneehitme8691 3 года назад +24

      I am i the only one who thinks this game looks like asphalt 8

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 3 года назад +16

      One of the best brief reviews of all time.

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 3 года назад +7

      @@waifutrap6236 Hi Astolfo.....My mind could never make up it's mind about you. One of Japan's most successful creations.

    • @waifutrap6236
      @waifutrap6236 3 года назад +1

      @@soldatdaniels8738 😍❣️

  • @lewisjasonroxas632
    @lewisjasonroxas632 3 года назад +1287

    "You parked in wrong direction!"
    "Shoot him!"
    LOL.

    • @agrey832
      @agrey832 3 года назад +19

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabrieltorres7596
      @gabrieltorres7596 3 года назад +60

      That's a line that I can imagine hearing it from South Park 🤣

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 3 года назад +22

      @@gabrieltorres7596 In todays madhouse world, I can imagine that even from the cops.

    • @adamsnell2088
      @adamsnell2088 3 года назад +12

      @@Angyali Yeah, maybe if you park in the wrong direction pointing a firearm at the cops they'll shoot you. Idiot.

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 3 года назад +2

      In the words of Daffy Duck shoot t h e m now shoot t h e m now but

  • @colemims6977
    @colemims6977 3 года назад +11

    It's 2021. A new year will make everything better right?
    2021: 19:06

  • @hackingmongoose
    @hackingmongoose 3 года назад +37

    “This car has four slap chops”
    Im dead 😂

    • @swagit4174
      @swagit4174 2 года назад +1

      This car has FOUR!! SLAP CHOPS!!. *slow mo* FOOOOOOUR SLAAAP CHOOOPS!!

  • @edgekorn3398
    @edgekorn3398 3 года назад +293

    “I don’t even think this game bothered with physics”
    They don’t have physics,they got family

  • @regalxp8868
    @regalxp8868 3 года назад +507

    IGN: *“It Makes You Feel Like Family”*

    • @RGEGaming16
      @RGEGaming16 3 года назад +23

      IGN: "It has a little something for everyone."

    • @elidenzel7202
      @elidenzel7202 3 года назад +21

      IGN: "Like Skyrim with cars"

    • @dheemanghoshal2330
      @dheemanghoshal2330 3 года назад +5

      @@RGEGaming16 Rofl the dunkey memes have reached this channel

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 3 года назад +4

      IGN: “the introduction of family in this franchise was amazing”

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 3 года назад +1

      IGN: too many families

  • @nour2146
    @nour2146 3 года назад +13

    23:48 well, they ended up going to space

    • @93MANIAC
      @93MANIAC 3 года назад +1

      In a Pontiac Fiero

  • @kylewhite9383
    @kylewhite9383 3 года назад +16

    6:24
    *Alex facepalms*
    "It ain't that funny guys..."

  • @TNovix
    @TNovix 3 года назад +459

    "They won't see us coming because we aren't professionals"
    Who wrote that garbage logic?

    • @JoseRivera-be3bo
      @JoseRivera-be3bo 3 года назад +40

      An SJW must've written that dumb line

    • @Caderynwolf
      @Caderynwolf 3 года назад +39

      @@JoseRivera-be3bo don't be rediculous.

    • @Caderynwolf
      @Caderynwolf 3 года назад +26

      This game has the worst logic in its plot... and that's even for a fast and furious franchise, an ip not exactly known for cerebral storytelling.

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 3 года назад +6

      Storm Area 51, they can’t stop all of us!

    • @Mikx100
      @Mikx100 3 года назад +5

      @@JoseRivera-be3bo This games smells like diversity hire summer job all around

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 3 года назад +483

    Ride to Hell Retribution: "Fly off to the right and explode!"
    Fast and Furious Crossroads: "Fly off to the LEFT and NOT explode!"
    Guys they're getting it! Game developers are finally learning to innovate!

    • @TheREALHugo4
      @TheREALHugo4 3 года назад +1

      Better companies did better racing games

    • @dr.arkhamplays7209
      @dr.arkhamplays7209 3 года назад +13

      Expectations subverted!

    • @maruanopl8756
      @maruanopl8756 3 года назад

      Sexplode

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 3 года назад

      god, Ride to hell review was definately one of his best lol. It got me into AJS anyway.

    • @Lu-ql
      @Lu-ql 3 года назад +2

      "Fly off to the right and explode!" is actually a quote from his Sonic Free Riders review.
      It's hilarious how many shitty games like that mechanic. XD

  • @grumpycat1178
    @grumpycat1178 3 года назад +90

    0/10
    Not enough explosions.
    -*Michael Bay*

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 3 года назад +7

      and ironically, his trailer of NFS The Run looks more grounded in comparison to this game, in fact that trailer was played against everything that made him being infamous of

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 года назад +3

      That cat picture is more dead than my dog

    • @grumpycat1178
      @grumpycat1178 3 года назад +1

      @@Local_commentor How dare you

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 года назад +1

      @@grumpycat1178 my dog died tho

    • @gabbytimpug8399
      @gabbytimpug8399 3 года назад +1

      @@Local_commentor rip :(

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 3 года назад +54

    I like how everytime joe breaks out laughing, the 3rd guy takes a drink cus he feels awkward not laughing

  • @themagicman6078
    @themagicman6078 3 года назад +311

    "He hit his head in an olive garden and now all he remembers is "when you're here, you're family"" super underrated vin diesel dig 🤣

    • @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299
      @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 3 года назад +27

      Vin Diesel on twitter later: Why is everyone sending me Olive Garden memes? I don't even like bread sticks! :)

    • @_Guts_-ry3pd
      @_Guts_-ry3pd 3 года назад +12

      That clip had me rollllling

  • @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm
    @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm 3 года назад +884

    This game looks pretty accurate to the movies, senseless monotony that's devoid of logic and physics while Vin Diesel growls at you about family

    • @molin1310
      @molin1310 3 года назад +84

      yeah, but at least the movies aren't low budget

    • @THENINJAWARRIOR31
      @THENINJAWARRIOR31 3 года назад +20

      actually made me laugh lol

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 3 года назад +35

      @@molin1310 And each film is cheaper to purchase than this game!

    • @adapalis
      @adapalis 3 года назад +20

      @@molin1310 no the movies are just low quality

    • @wenbjiang9534
      @wenbjiang9534 3 года назад +15

      "cars are faster than missiles"

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 3 года назад +87

    “Is That a foukin’ Dinosaur?! AOH SHEEUT, HIT THE NOS”
    ~Other Joe, 2020

    • @shpongle7322
      @shpongle7322 2 года назад +1

      that shit had me rollin when he starts spinning around lmfao

    • @drifterkidz1714
      @drifterkidz1714 2 года назад +1

      I guess this review is why we would get a Jurassic Park crossover lol

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 года назад +18

    9:08 The second he crashes into that mound the credits for people who made the environments shows up.
    That is the worst first impression I have ever seen in a game.

  • @Morvi
    @Morvi 3 года назад +743

    Vin Diesels head isn't way near shiny enough. Personally I wanted to be able to blind my enemies with that circular orb of raw power.

  • @MenelisiDladla
    @MenelisiDladla 3 года назад +622

    Can’t believe this game and Ghost of Tsushima are the same price

    • @adrianjuarez1162
      @adrianjuarez1162 3 года назад +35

      Explicit Sage would rather get ghost of Tsushima than this garbage.

    • @jackmehoff5541
      @jackmehoff5541 3 года назад +108

      Adrian juarez no shit

    • @lukecasey2830
      @lukecasey2830 3 года назад +78

      @@adrianjuarez1162 Really? I don't know. Havent made my mind up yet

    • @sammckinney7053
      @sammckinney7053 3 года назад +11

      @@adrianjuarez1162 omg no way i think anybody with commob sense wound do the same

    • @HonduranMegatron
      @HonduranMegatron 3 года назад +31

      Adrian juarez That’s like saying you would rather get ice cream than day old flavorless oatmeal
      Of course you would rather get Ghost of Tsushima
      It’s a no brainer at this point

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 3 года назад +16

    6:00 absolutely love this laughing fit

  • @date_vape
    @date_vape 3 года назад +9

    21:45 "see you guys are stupid, they're gonna be lookin for army guys!"

  • @Judokast36
    @Judokast36 3 года назад +319

    Poor Alex, He so often looks like they are holding him hostage and forcing him to play these games, lol.

    • @RazielTheUnborn
      @RazielTheUnborn 3 года назад +45

      I'm positive that is the case. If it wasn't for the fact he gets paid it is kidnapping.

    • @Frank7G
      @Frank7G 3 года назад +1

      LOL 😆 🤣 Facts

    • @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy
      @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy 3 года назад +3

      Pretty sure he has depression he

    • @phillyotaku2583
      @phillyotaku2583 3 года назад +6

      MrOrigamitsunami takes one to know one I noticed but I love how he still tries I hope they notice and help him

    • @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy
      @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy 3 года назад +3

      @@phillyotaku2583 ur rihht I have it aswell its kind of torture when ur the odd one out, another clue is that he has a lot of philosophys that don't tie in with Joe and Joe its weird but I can tell that way too

  • @nplittle7827
    @nplittle7827 3 года назад +532

    Moral of the story: Never park in the wrong direction folks, offenders will be penalized! If you park in the correct direction? You're family.

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 3 года назад +19

      And DEFINITELY don't fly off to the right, as you will explode.

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 3 года назад +4

      His laughter was cracking me up! 😂🤣

    • @neon_one_neo3317
      @neon_one_neo3317 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

  • @esukyd2328
    @esukyd2328 3 года назад +23

    "When you're here, you're family" lolololol

    • @762x69
      @762x69 3 года назад +3

      Breadstick?

  • @DerAnanasKing
    @DerAnanasKing 3 года назад +233

    with a price of 90$, they only need to sell one game to break even.

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 3 года назад +18

      I think the hole budget is going to Vin diesel
      Sow there was nothing left for the game

  • @ElliYeetYT
    @ElliYeetYT 3 года назад +549

    Looks like Ride To Hell: Retribution had a baby.

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 3 года назад +6

      A hellspawn

    • @sanken21
      @sanken21 3 года назад +4

      @GamerCalledBen MMPR MEGA BATTLE also

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 3 года назад +2

      Theres gonna be so many sequels how much money can they get out of this series

    • @Thrakus
      @Thrakus 3 года назад +4

      It is the cancelled unreleased Ride To Hell 2 they just added the Fast & Furious name to it.

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 3 года назад +1

      @@Thrakus it's the trailer to the new movie and just wait till they make a sequel to the game they really know how to milk a series

  • @JOSHCHIMICH
    @JOSHCHIMICH 2 года назад +18

    6:48 the timing of that cutscene was fucking beautiful 😆

  • @notkimpine
    @notkimpine 3 года назад +20

    12:11 my reaction to ellie and dina in the last of us...

  • @Aixalld
    @Aixalld 3 года назад +426

    ""It's sad this game got delayed so much it was supposed to come out on the ps2 but was delayed until now"" lol

    • @762x69
      @762x69 3 года назад +15

      Some Duke Nukem forever development right there 😂😂

    • @vegasthunder4208
      @vegasthunder4208 3 года назад +8

      @@762x69 Duke Nukem Forever is game of the year compared to this absolute dumpster fire 🔥 🔥

    • @Waarghh100
      @Waarghh100 3 года назад +3

      much or match?

    • @Aixalld
      @Aixalld 3 года назад +1

      @@Waarghh100 lol its my dyslexia

    • @Waarghh100
      @Waarghh100 3 года назад +1

      @@Aixalld LMAO Ikr.🤣

  • @ThePike220
    @ThePike220 3 года назад +738

    this review will generate more revenue than the PC sales of this game lmao.

    • @VaidasMaldzius
      @VaidasMaldzius 3 года назад +5

      its true lmao :D

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 3 года назад +38

      There's far better stuff to spend money on, like hentai, or waiting for Re-Reckoning. Just a couple of weeks to go. Maybe Joe will cover it since he liked the original. In the new year it even gets new content.

    • @rhodes9169
      @rhodes9169 3 года назад +7

      I dunno mate there's some pretty stupid people out there

    • @TheWolfDude91
      @TheWolfDude91 3 года назад

      Trust me, there are enough morons in this world on wich u can make money on... they will buy it

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 3 года назад +5

      @@Japaneseanimeguy Y-you pay for hentai? Oh, the games. Nevermind.

  • @LeoHeist03
    @LeoHeist03 3 года назад +11

    5:48 OJ sounds so innocent there "what happened?!"

  • @MissNeonNyx
    @MissNeonNyx 3 года назад +34

    I love Corporate Commander. That character makes me laugh every time.

    • @HBKshowstopper
      @HBKshowstopper 2 года назад +1

      I wish Corporate Commander was my friend. What a swell guy he is!

  • @Ivanus59
    @Ivanus59 3 года назад +248

    "They are prepared to defend versus highly trained professionals, BUT they're NOT prepared against idiots!" LMAOOOO HAHAHAHAH

    • @shawneastridge8180
      @shawneastridge8180 3 года назад +22

      Area 51 raid logic.

    • @cylthean
      @cylthean 3 года назад +5

      I thought it may of had to do with how the antagonist weren't expecting such a small scale attempt. It sounds like the protagonist are unknown strangers. In regards to that, the protagonist may have a chance at engaging under the radar? Idk, this game is definitely not something I want to give a chance of reasoning to.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 года назад +1

      😂

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp 3 года назад +369

    "When you hitch a rocket into space you don't need oxygen, we got family."

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 3 года назад +6

      You NEVER cross the streams!

    • @OverLorD768
      @OverLorD768 3 года назад +10

      Oh, boy, this aged well now that F&F9 is out.

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 3 года назад +5

      And then question why is there so many Fast and Furious movies now

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 2 года назад +3

      @@jaygooese4242 because family

  • @daveelsass3020
    @daveelsass3020 3 года назад +48

    Avengers: "I will go down as the worst game ever"
    F&FXR: "Hold my beer.."

    • @georgethemando378
      @georgethemando378 3 года назад +8

      There are so many worse games than Avengers lmao

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 3 года назад +2

      Dom: "Hold my family"

    • @glenwarne6492
      @glenwarne6492 2 года назад +3

      Avengers is not a good game but it's not worst games of all time level bad

    • @itsnumber232
      @itsnumber232 2 года назад

      Hold my family

  • @ProfessorGopher2030
    @ProfessorGopher2030 3 года назад +12

    Based on what I saw here, I can conclude that the devs were:
    -Completely incompetent at everything ever.
    -Entirely indifferent to the final product.
    -Scamming the HELL out of their investors and doing an INSANELY good job at it.
    Or all three.

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 2 года назад +1

      I'll pick the 2nd one because believe me or not these we're the same guys behind Project Cars and NFS Shift series, and how tf this game being such a pile of garbage is still a mystery

    • @verifeli
      @verifeli Год назад

      @@adlibbed2138 Whaaaatt???

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 Год назад

      @@verifeli I wasn't even making this up when I'm saying this, and what's even more ironic the fact that the developers we're also made NFS Shift games, which ironically enough, they're saying that this game was gonna kill NFS
      which ended up so badly they eventually returned to the EA's slave pit they're belong during the Codemasters buyout, and the game gets delisted 2 years later lol

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 3 года назад +425

    Friendly reminder: This was the game that capped off the VGAs last year. The last "Big reveal" of the night.

    • @kanon951
      @kanon951 3 года назад +33

      They paid some good money for it.

    • @thatmotivatedchris6749
      @thatmotivatedchris6749 3 года назад +23

      What a total scam

    • @TheGloriousLeader
      @TheGloriousLeader 3 года назад +2

      😂🤣

    • @Alex_Logan22
      @Alex_Logan22 3 года назад +14

      mas8705
      Yea all I can think about is how poorly it reflects on Game Awards and Keighley’s disappointment/shame. He probably thought the game might shake out good since it’s from the devs of Project Cars, didn’t realize it was just a cash-in.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 3 года назад +5

      Like nearly all award shows, they're total jokes.

  • @NebLleb
    @NebLleb 3 года назад +585

    Sonic Fast & Furious Free Riders to Hell Part II: Mindjack Sample edition.

    • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 3 года назад +50

      More like Sonic's Fast and Furious Free Riders to Hell: Crossroads Retribution.

    • @KawaiiKing64
      @KawaiiKing64 3 года назад +28

      A racing-shooting game that mixes racing concepts from Sonic Free Riders, Fast & Furious Crossroads, and Ride To Hell, mixed with shooting concepts from Mindjack and the combat sections of Ride to Hell
      Holy mother of god

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 3 года назад +11

      Playing that would put Joe into a coma.

    • @stupidragerantroastoftakes2981
      @stupidragerantroastoftakes2981 3 года назад +4

      Gameplay like this can make Joe Crash and Burn Like Richard Petty at the Super Speedway.

    • @rpgamezzz270
      @rpgamezzz270 3 года назад +4

      Oh god please no! That would kill him immediately. And i love Angry Joe

  • @MoonTiger88
    @MoonTiger88 3 года назад +14

    26:05 were you dmca-d here, needed to cut audio for some reason, Joe?

    • @evinbraley
      @evinbraley 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, what the hell happened? Does anyone what they said?

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 2 года назад

      @@evinbraley It was the music. RUclips is super douchy when it comes to using licensed music.

  • @BioTechEntertainment
    @BioTechEntertainment 3 года назад +3

    7:45 aww I was expecting the pitch down lol

  • @MenelisiDladla
    @MenelisiDladla 3 года назад +202

    This game makes you want to stop playing it and spend time with your family

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 3 года назад

      Heah spend time buy all the movies and watch with the family

    • @AlphaladZXA
      @AlphaladZXA 3 года назад

      I think people already have been for like 8 months

    • @sobari745
      @sobari745 3 года назад

      The most evil sin a game can commit.

    • @alberik666
      @alberik666 3 года назад

      Omg!!!

  • @jacklarsen4
    @jacklarsen4 3 года назад +301

    Corporate commander is back from hell just in time for the avengers game.

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer 3 года назад +22

      I bet that’s what they were alluding to in the video. Good catch.

    • @leeviheiskanen1271
      @leeviheiskanen1271 3 года назад +16

      Gotta love Spider-Man coming to that game exclusively to PS consoles...
      6 months after game is released

    • @Uldihaa
      @Uldihaa 3 года назад +3

      And I can just imagine the commander's gloating when that game is released. Being able to finally get his hands firmly on the biggest franchise in recent history must be a dream come true for him.

    • @Alex_Logan22
      @Alex_Logan22 3 года назад +1

      Uldihaa
      Fast & Furious has been up there as one of the biggest franchises too, yet there’s a tall difference between this quick cash-in and Avengers.

    • @Uldihaa
      @Uldihaa 3 года назад +1

      @@Alex_Logan22 You mean the game that has already gotten a mixed response to its "beta" (really just paid-for early access)? The one that locked a major character to a specific console? You know, the character that won't even be in the game until six months after launch (and likely into the first month or so of the PS5's launch).
      Are you talking about the game that has already sold itself to Verizon and Virgin?

  • @johnpoggers6353
    @johnpoggers6353 3 года назад +7

    31:30 OJ was trying to warn us about Ark 2

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 года назад +12

    I'm happy that the developers behind Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing finally got together again to produce a legitimate sequel to their first gem.

  • @acidsugarz
    @acidsugarz 3 года назад +253

    "A couple years ago, he had a slip and fall in Olive Garden and all he remembers is 'When you're here, you're family'." oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DarkkingForever
      @DarkkingForever 3 года назад

      I almost choked on my sandwich when I heard that. Lmfaoo

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 3 года назад +370

    Corporate Commander is just like my dad, he only comes into my life when he needs money,

  • @ZeroResonancy
    @ZeroResonancy 3 года назад +11

    33:35 OJ doesn't even bother checking to see if Joe is okay xD

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 3 года назад +6

    The guys that make Hitman or Rockstar should make a Fast & Furious game. Driving mechanics, open option heists that involve cars & a little shooting & fisticuffs. It could actually be fckn good.

  • @sands201
    @sands201 3 года назад +607

    This is the best game since Ride to Hell: Retribution

  • @kachowski7081
    @kachowski7081 3 года назад +452

    “I don’t think this game bothered with physics” ah yes just like the movies

    • @aleksandarsavevski377
      @aleksandarsavevski377 3 года назад +20

      Yeah cause "Family"

    • @MegaBYSON
      @MegaBYSON 3 года назад +2

      And the movies are great

    • @Pwnstared
      @Pwnstared 3 года назад +3

      @@MegaBYSON They are, but he's right that they aren't exactly accurate to real life.

    • @Diablotiamo88
      @Diablotiamo88 3 года назад +11

      Pwnstar your joking about the movies being great right?

    • @Pwnstared
      @Pwnstared 3 года назад +8

      @@Diablotiamo88 well, great for what they are: dumb action flicks

  • @mravg79
    @mravg79 3 года назад +21

    I watched number of reviews of this abomination.
    But this one convinced me - good laughter has multiple positive effects on your body.
    So I will definitely buy it..... when it is in bundle in a 1$ tier.
    :)
    have a nice time gaming!

  • @matthewostry9339
    @matthewostry9339 3 года назад +7

    Seeing all these fast and furious “we got family” memes popping up makes me think Joe invented the meme.

  • @GameRiot
    @GameRiot 3 года назад +704

    Ahh I can hear myself

  • @Darkgun231
    @Darkgun231 3 года назад +468

    "The game ain't worth even $20."
    That's how I feel about most Triple A games these days.

    • @djcogdill9263
      @djcogdill9263 3 года назад +30

      It's sad what the state of gaming has become.

    • @Darkgun231
      @Darkgun231 3 года назад +14

      @The Legend 27 Returns to RUclips I've just been disappointed by the games being offered by Triple A these past could years.

    • @djcogdill9263
      @djcogdill9263 3 года назад +24

      @The Legend 27 Returns to RUclips The amount of game content locked behind paid dlc, especially with companies like Capcom last gen with on disc dlc, and how broken games like Fallout 76 and Anthem are when they come out as well as the increased focus on microtransactions with most, if not all sports games, and Fortnite is inspiring more and more games to do battle passes and seasons with their online content which I personally hate. There's also companies like EA purchasing companies like Bioware and completely running them into the ground then closing them destroying any hope of a resurgence of those companies. I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

    • @IlDeimos
      @IlDeimos 3 года назад +2

      Your not wrong.

    • @DeathCluntch
      @DeathCluntch 3 года назад +2

      Bro NOT even for a dollar... it should be for free on the internet lol

  • @ygolight392
    @ygolight392 3 года назад +6

    10:45
    “WTF!! Ninety Dollars!? Are you- ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND!??????”

  • @amirhaziq7247
    @amirhaziq7247 3 года назад +2

    13:13 OMG THE NOSTALGIA HITS HARD
    " *Flyyy off to the right and EXPLODEE* "

  • @Darksky1001able
    @Darksky1001able 3 года назад +335

    "16 times the muscles!"
    Me: 16 TIMES THE FAMILY!!!!

    • @creationsmaxo
      @creationsmaxo 3 года назад +19

      16 times the price it's actually worth.

    • @Jargon.5
      @Jargon.5 3 года назад +9

      16 times the detail.

    • @greenghost2212
      @greenghost2212 3 года назад +4

      @@creationsmaxo 😂

  • @RazielIgor
    @RazielIgor 3 года назад +375

    "Too much family, 7.8/10" -IGN

    • @beavisbonce
      @beavisbonce 3 года назад +4

      Raziel Igor that joke has been done to death

    • @OmarAlikaj
      @OmarAlikaj 3 года назад +2

      Too little Minions.

    • @YakAlmighty
      @YakAlmighty 3 года назад +2

      This game really makes you feel like you're in a family

    • @sho9585
      @sho9585 3 года назад

      that's too low for IGN standard should be an 8.5/10 or 9/10 at least

    • @RazielIgor
      @RazielIgor 3 года назад

      @@sho9585 /watch?v=QZIR-eZdvGk

  • @joshuasaunders7260
    @joshuasaunders7260 2 года назад +3

    OJ parks wrong and dies "YOU PARKED WRONG" 🤣
    OJ flies past a checkpoint at high speed unknowingly "Oh"

  • @toatakanuva4846
    @toatakanuva4846 3 года назад +26

    I can already see this in top 5 in Joe’s list of top 10 worst games of 2020

  • @Thorin7
    @Thorin7 3 года назад +299

    Remember folks: It's all about family.

  • @gagecameron5672
    @gagecameron5672 3 года назад +276

    My expectations for this game were low, but holy shit...

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 3 года назад +12

      That's exactly what I was thinking

    • @onwonaameyaw9148
      @onwonaameyaw9148 3 года назад +23

      shit was lower than my self esteem

    • @viimii2370
      @viimii2370 3 года назад +1

      Wait a minute? I remember hearing people being EXCITED for this game. What happened?

    • @solitary2
      @solitary2 3 года назад +7

      Vii Mii WHO?! WHO WAS EXCITED?! 😂😂😂

    • @leoaltivez7161
      @leoaltivez7161 3 года назад +1

      @@viimii2370 excited to thrash

  • @TrekoMundo
    @TrekoMundo 3 года назад +16

    from the moment that he said "Oh hey mister diesel" i was cracking up.

  • @chrismccabe1795
    @chrismccabe1795 3 года назад +9

    i was crying when alex said " he had a slip at an olive garden a couple years back and all he remembers is when your here your family" lol old school angry joe, havent laughed at one of these in a while.

    •  2 года назад

      *you're

    • @R3in_Ch
      @R3in_Ch Год назад

      @ ok teacher

  • @JamesPrime1
    @JamesPrime1 3 года назад +221

    “Physics. I don’t even think this game bothered with physics.”
    Well, at least the game stuck to the source material.

    • @carolprice1389
      @carolprice1389 3 года назад +3

      I know of a racing game with glitches even funnier than this one and that is wear you have fun the glitches.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 года назад

      @@carolprice1389 "Racing" is put loosely

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад +4

      Honestly those aren't glitches, they're on-brand, in-universe Stand Abilities

    • @vladthe3rd414
      @vladthe3rd414 3 года назад +4

      Physics? Who needs physics when you have ... family!

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 года назад

      @@carolprice1389 Is it over the road by any chance?

  • @KEYTV13
    @KEYTV13 3 года назад +319

    This game reminds me of a ps2 driving game. Can’t go over curbs, driving looks stiff, just overall everything.

    • @theoriginalmedzgaming476
      @theoriginalmedzgaming476 3 года назад +10

      @WarScorn Tokyo drift. Underrated gem

    • @David-nq8cv
      @David-nq8cv 3 года назад +4

      And the fact it's a current gen and released this year, that's honestly a pathetic game

    • @shanewhittier7438
      @shanewhittier7438 3 года назад +3

      Driver You Are The Wheelman for ps1

    • @AlexSchwartzATV
      @AlexSchwartzATV 3 года назад +2

      for real, the stiff driving and stiff camera angles are sooooo fucking amateur

    • @gurjindersingh3843
      @gurjindersingh3843 3 года назад +2

      Are you saying the Best NFS, GT, Twisted Metal and Burnout Games are Trash?

  • @Vursector
    @Vursector 3 года назад +44

    This, and fallout 76 reviews are the best videos on RUclips. Good job joe. We love you

  • @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565
    @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 3 года назад +9

    I don't know anything about this game, but whoever thought that having a constant blinking red and blue light at the bottom of the screen should be fired.

  • @nomissiontodifficult3054
    @nomissiontodifficult3054 3 года назад +226

    Ride to hell retribution: Finally a worthy oppenent our battle will be legendary

    • @Sn0w_Official
      @Sn0w_Official 3 года назад +3

      Gold

    • @someguy8951
      @someguy8951 3 года назад +1

      I expect to see a fight like endgame

    • @villager01x12
      @villager01x12 3 года назад +2

      God. Angry Joe’s Ride To Hell review was funniest shit out there

    • @bludfire01
      @bludfire01 3 года назад

      I knew i would find a comment about that game 😂

    • @wacky-physics7506
      @wacky-physics7506 3 года назад

      why always the driving games?

  • @UnicornByDefault
    @UnicornByDefault 3 года назад +174

    This game did ONE thing right and that was letting us witness genuine laughter from the angry bois

  • @LTJfan
    @LTJfan 3 года назад +19

    This game makes Big Rigs Racing a masterpiece

  • @StoneColdza
    @StoneColdza 3 года назад +26

    Man, this review was pure comedy gold. I can keep watching this and LMAO each time. Awesome stuff Joe, keep it up :D

  • @RaPtOr9600
    @RaPtOr9600 3 года назад +360

    Vin Diesel is better modeled in Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay.
    Game from 2004.

    • @Arksel06
      @Arksel06 3 года назад +26

      That game was awesome.

    • @war10zx98
      @war10zx98 3 года назад +34

      I would burn a pile of shitty games to have a new riddick game.

    • @RaPtOr9600
      @RaPtOr9600 3 года назад +24

      @@war10zx98
      Yeah me too, Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena was great too.

    • @Mr_T_Badger
      @Mr_T_Badger 3 года назад +17

      And had Vin Diesel’s games company made this game it might have been good.

    • @lando17809
      @lando17809 3 года назад +7

      I had never played, but looked up the gameplay. And HOLY SHIT you weren't kidding!! Like this game and that game are right about on Par with each other in their models. That is the most telling thing. The company who developed this should have their entire careers revoked, and banned from ever making another game. That is truly despicable. Obviously a case of what is least amount of work and money they could put in to get this crap somewhat playable and sold for $60. There are not enough adjectives to describe how garbage that is.