David Lucas is Kam Patterson's Translator on Kill Tony

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  • Опубликовано: 28 июн 2024
  • David Lucas serves as Kam Patterson's translator on Kill Tony. David Lucas is one of the guests on this week's episode of Kill Tony.
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    David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!
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  • @thomashaley1036
    @thomashaley1036 9 месяцев назад +734

    Kam is the kinda guy to make everyone in class laugh, and then tell the teacher, "You a bitch" and get sent to the principal with everyone in tears.

    • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
      @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking 9 месяцев назад +13

      Accurate statement 🤣

    • @zack2thafuture
      @zack2thafuture 7 месяцев назад +8

      I miss that kid

    • @boxhead444
      @boxhead444 5 месяцев назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is an underrated comment

    • @user-wk2ry9wi5l
      @user-wk2ry9wi5l 5 месяцев назад

      Wow but no....

    • @Tmac_305
      @Tmac_305 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@user-wk2ry9wi5l just found that kid in the class that would snitch on the funny kid right here...👀🚩🚩

  • @EasyBakinX
    @EasyBakinX 9 месяцев назад +563

    “You’ve called me a gay, everything!” Lmao he isn’t lying. The best ever was “a gay gallon of milk” 😂

    • @a-my9ql
      @a-my9ql 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah but cmon bro David was high probably on under the influence, who gives a f, he was just askin.

    • @fateisnotthesameforall4811
      @fateisnotthesameforall4811 9 месяцев назад +22

      my favorite was "what did you do for the holidays Tony... Sit under the mistletoe with yo ass out?" xD

    • @DeanM0riarty
      @DeanM0riarty 9 месяцев назад +3

      Nah the gay tube sock is undefeated 🤣

    • @nononono12345
      @nononono12345 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@fateisnotthesameforall4811LMAOOOO

    • @TomboyCEO
      @TomboyCEO 7 месяцев назад +1

      Gay Bottle of Mustard went pretty hard too.

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 9 месяцев назад +834

    Kam and David is the duo we need

    • @caring-assoul_
      @caring-assoul_ 9 месяцев назад +12

      Nah playa’ Kam is good all by himself.

    • @user-jk1ru8jq8d
      @user-jk1ru8jq8d 9 месяцев назад +12

      Of course its the blacks carrying and saving this god awful show

    • @vcvortex6356
      @vcvortex6356 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@user-jk1ru8jq8d Yet here you are...

    • @user-jk1ru8jq8d
      @user-jk1ru8jq8d 9 месяцев назад

      @@vcvortex6356 ofc I am these niggas funny as hell but they are literally it for Tony this mans scouting team is weak as fuck and this shows been diving for a min. Ijs lil bro

    • @nathanieledwards7150
      @nathanieledwards7150 9 месяцев назад +2

      You must be a blast at parties!

  • @DreadfulNW
    @DreadfulNW 9 месяцев назад +297

    "Taking up Space-y Chapman" 😂

    • @JackMeHoff-wc8id
      @JackMeHoff-wc8id 9 месяцев назад

      I don't get that one

    • @maxmotors9497
      @maxmotors9497 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@JackMeHoff-wc8idyou’re very young

    • @Dragonpixilll.
      @Dragonpixilll. 9 месяцев назад +4

      One of the best quotes of all time in my book was when someone gave my dad shit about having a gut he would say, “ that’s not a gut is a ball bearing on a sex machine.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sweetea3272
      @sweetea3272 9 месяцев назад

      I gotta deal with both you bitches tonight?? 😂😂😂😂 lmfao

    • @sbakernyc5761
      @sbakernyc5761 9 месяцев назад

      ​😊

  • @sharttank5999
    @sharttank5999 9 месяцев назад +192

    Drunk David and regular Kam is a duo.

    • @sharttank5999
      @sharttank5999 9 месяцев назад

      Don't want dabid to go kriescher though, that guy needs to live so i can laughi

  • @mhug86
    @mhug86 9 месяцев назад +91

    David translating for Kam should be a regular act! 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @kindacolt
    @kindacolt 9 месяцев назад +313

    Kam just has that funny in him, he's so hilarious 😂

    • @blakestanley9515
      @blakestanley9515 9 месяцев назад +12

      na he just goofy! he aint say one funny thing

    • @twodumbgamers9285
      @twodumbgamers9285 9 месяцев назад

      ​​@@blakestanley9515I guess you didn't get the memo that comedy....
      Is subjective. Dumb***

    • @JamesDouse-xm8nd
      @JamesDouse-xm8nd 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@blakestanley9515you really saying outta all he’s jokes he ain’t said one thing funny bro ? Your humour must be hella old school like early 70s type shit 😂

    • @JohnPulliam82
      @JohnPulliam82 9 месяцев назад

      Came to Dave's place to praise the new kid on the chopping block 🤣
      Ballzy

    • @atm6870
      @atm6870 9 месяцев назад

      nah he sucks@@JamesDouse-xm8nd

  • @tylerbergen1440
    @tylerbergen1440 9 месяцев назад +53

    The "2 bears 2 caves" and " do you think Gay is the worst thinG you've said on here" had me dyinG!!!😂😂😂

  • @liiljay11
    @liiljay11 9 месяцев назад +23

    “Hell yea hell yea”
    “I believe that was a yes”
    “Hell yea”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vibes24osrs
    @vibes24osrs 9 месяцев назад +58

    Kam and David are both dope glad they are embracing each other instead of being pitted against one another

  • @Human-ll5yv
    @Human-ll5yv 9 месяцев назад +65

    David is the goat translator 😂

  • @SMGxEnWHYc46
    @SMGxEnWHYc46 9 месяцев назад +38

    Deadaz, we need to give Tony his flowers now. He's helping these new comics breakout of thier shells and shine, and of course the chemistry from David and Tony is remarkable

    • @PauseModerator
      @PauseModerator 7 месяцев назад

      This is facts

    • @jimlahey3919
      @jimlahey3919 5 месяцев назад

      Who is Deadaz?

    • @BigH4PPY
      @BigH4PPY 3 месяца назад

      Breaking out of shells is what turtle neck Tony does best

  • @_Roasted_Marshmallow
    @_Roasted_Marshmallow 9 месяцев назад +35

    David Lucas is one of the best imo. Dude is just naturally funny and you can tell he is a good hearted dude! One of my favorites!

  • @jondaboss47
    @jondaboss47 9 месяцев назад +92

    6:15 tony put down the mic and sat back like a true proud dad watching his sons do what they love

  • @bolognabowl
    @bolognabowl 9 месяцев назад +200

    Pretty awesome to see 2 new amazing stand up comedians. I can’t wait to see these guys in 2 years man it’s gunna be crazy.

    • @user-cg1oh4iw4g
      @user-cg1oh4iw4g 9 месяцев назад +2

      Joe derosa is pretty funny

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@user-cg1oh4iw4gI think they mean David and Kam

    • @Etk333
      @Etk333 9 месяцев назад +10

      David been in the comedy game for 15 years loll

  • @jclark21218
    @jclark21218 9 месяцев назад +28

    Kam is like both members of Outkast combined; looks like 3 stacks, speaks and moves like Big Boi.

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 9 месяцев назад +9

      And David Lucas weighs as much as both members of Outkast combined.

    • @dirtballmcnasty3582
      @dirtballmcnasty3582 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@peytonalexander5300............ David L.... David Lucas looks like he takes Kam to Waffle House to watch him eat.

  • @TheAaron3dg
    @TheAaron3dg 9 месяцев назад +10

    1:24 that JFK line was unhinged. David the GOAT

  • @Mp-jw1qg
    @Mp-jw1qg 9 месяцев назад +20

    my two favorite current comedians, they feed off each others energy. they bring a new twist to standup and a new method of delivery that gets me every time.

  • @StevenLeeStudios
    @StevenLeeStudios 9 месяцев назад +55

    Dying the whole damn time. Glad for your success! Knew you were gonna be big when you were roastin fools on def. Now you passin down the knowledge. Bro good for you my dude.

  • @rooskadoodle5952
    @rooskadoodle5952 9 месяцев назад +27

    the up and coming comedians of the past few years are literally becoming my favorites of all time

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 9 месяцев назад

      Yea these 2 and Matt and Shane and ect. It's like now we can just move past the generation before them that became nothing but redundant podcasts. There all the same with the same people who just play musical chairs by also just going on each other's podcasts. The only one I can stand from that generation right before these guys is Theo's. That generation became nothing but a circle jerk. And just had to deal with the mundane Berts and the other bald guys because they were the only thing out and especially for "new guys" at the time. It was just Joe Rogan circle of people and that's it. This new generation is refreshing and bringing back actual insult and making fun of stereotype comedy. That the middle generation became too safe and scared to do in fear of losing sponsors and ect.

    • @navinthehouse4710
      @navinthehouse4710 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@mojojojo6400Joe and his circle are literally supporting these guys that's the irony

  • @kv3226
    @kv3226 9 месяцев назад +6

    “5 dollar footlong headass” 💀😂

  • @justchilling771
    @justchilling771 9 месяцев назад +12

    "David lucas sit here all the food disappears" - Brent Taylor

  • @LilRedd615
    @LilRedd615 9 месяцев назад +3

    “Why’d you have to bring up roots then” 😂😂

  • @stevecass
    @stevecass 9 месяцев назад +8

    Drunk David Lucas is the Ultimate Form of David Lucas.

  • @zachcouture5654
    @zachcouture5654 9 месяцев назад +4

    “I’m an eagle scout” hit harder than it got any credit for 😂😂

  • @iTsGonzo
    @iTsGonzo 9 месяцев назад +3

    The cam & David duo is the collab we need 😂🤣

  • @kameronmyles2013
    @kameronmyles2013 9 месяцев назад +5

    Kam and david should do a show together. Kam tellin random ass stories and david translating and roasting everyone😂

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 9 месяцев назад +3

    This was fantastic and so funny to watch. The comedy that I love to see.

  • @jayr2138
    @jayr2138 9 месяцев назад

    Been waiting for this one

  • @robertguard8038
    @robertguard8038 Месяц назад

    Tony truly has a talent for mentoring these young comedians. I've had a similar experience in academia and they'll remember Tony for the rest of their career. It's special to see happen

  • @michaels_madness
    @michaels_madness 9 месяцев назад +40

    David is about to take over the game. I'm glad I get to witness it.

  • @ianray8823
    @ianray8823 8 месяцев назад +1

    That David Lucas machine gun fire burst of a laugh is the best

  • @ram-ham
    @ram-ham 9 месяцев назад

    The commitment to the bit is awesome!

  • @Derr1ck_yt
    @Derr1ck_yt 9 месяцев назад +6

    I like how for Kam Tony and David made it into a funny ass convo so Kam can save his material for the shows

  • @ballgms308
    @ballgms308 9 месяцев назад +5

    I couldn’t be happier that all this is happening in comedy now, the world really needs it

  • @colinrich7493
    @colinrich7493 9 месяцев назад

    Nah that David Lucas jam Patterson combo would kill on stage i mean hell it already did amazing video

  • @CompleteProducer84
    @CompleteProducer84 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is the moden day "Jive" from Airplane!

  • @ThereminElectro
    @ThereminElectro 9 месяцев назад +2

    God this good every time. It's so awesome to see an Orlando boy blowin up. When people say "he's from Florida" about famous people, it's always Miami and South Florida. Dope to see a central jit getting big

  • @thatdudekyle5690
    @thatdudekyle5690 9 месяцев назад +3

    David built like he would fight to the death over the last McNugget

  • @davidbarnes4742
    @davidbarnes4742 9 месяцев назад +1

    You made your way to the table . Let’s go!

  • @JediMentat
    @JediMentat 9 месяцев назад +3

    "they don't like identifying as what they is" was hilarious

  • @beatems
    @beatems 9 месяцев назад +4

    David and kam as a team would be the beast

  • @robertoc.480
    @robertoc.480 9 месяцев назад +2

    2 bears 2 caves fucking sent me 😂😂😂

  • @coilockerfpv
    @coilockerfpv 9 месяцев назад +20

    Bro that shit had me rolling last night 😂😂

    • @julianmeza8061
      @julianmeza8061 9 месяцев назад

      I’m from Austin, where can I go see this live?

    • @coilockerfpv
      @coilockerfpv 9 месяцев назад

      @@julianmeza8061 I'm in L.A. and watched it on RUclips but it's at Rogan's new comedy club The Mothership 🙌

  • @90sumbeats7
    @90sumbeats7 9 месяцев назад +1

    When he translated for jolly I lost it David takes over when he’s there

  • @HillcrestGames
    @HillcrestGames 9 месяцев назад +25

    That was one of the best Kill Tony episodes last night.
    My buddy and I just got tickets to the arena show, your ass better show up for that David.

  • @Pmadams5506
    @Pmadams5506 7 месяцев назад

    David and Cam it's great to see y'all taking off!

  • @Taqtik1992
    @Taqtik1992 9 месяцев назад +4

    the spacey chapman is crazy

  • @zachofall
    @zachofall 9 месяцев назад +4

    The David lucas translator is the kill tony addition we need

  • @paquitojhs
    @paquitojhs 9 месяцев назад +1

    David Lucas laughing like that Hanna Barbera ending credits screen lmao. Good stuff.

  • @POTATOEMPN
    @POTATOEMPN 5 месяцев назад

    Damnit, David, I knew you didn't have the follow-through LOLOL.
    Y'all are hillarious.

  • @anthonythompsons1204
    @anthonythompsons1204 5 месяцев назад +1

    " 5 dollar foot long head ahh " killt me 😅😅😅😅

  • @joeycrawford5645
    @joeycrawford5645 9 месяцев назад +3

    Tony is so quick on the mental draw😂

  • @adrianlindsay3194
    @adrianlindsay3194 Месяц назад

    Tony with the killer line 2 Bears 2 Caves! Thanks for all the laughs DL!

  • @christopherholley3820
    @christopherholley3820 9 месяцев назад

    Im so happy for cam mab God bless him

  • @CATNIPDEALER77
    @CATNIPDEALER77 4 месяца назад

    David kills so hard, he's hilarious! Keep doing your thang man.

  • @anthonysellsit
    @anthonysellsit 9 месяцев назад +11

    David drunk AF hahaha

  • @willyp22
    @willyp22 9 месяцев назад +1

    Translating section 😂😂😂

  • @DoTheTechnique
    @DoTheTechnique 9 месяцев назад

    That ceiling fan coming down hahahahaha

  • @shoutnba
    @shoutnba 9 месяцев назад

    Waiting on December impatiently

  • @stevevenn1
    @stevevenn1 9 месяцев назад +1

    David you are so naturally fuckin funny man... and just keep getting funnier.

  • @matthernandez5676
    @matthernandez5676 9 месяцев назад +1

    David you're a legend I've been following you since the beginning you roasted me once on your insta live. Happy for your success 🙌

  • @jerseysowavy1568
    @jerseysowavy1568 9 месяцев назад

    I believe that was a yes “elll yeaa 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobcoughlin1822
    @jacobcoughlin1822 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is literally one of my favorite moments on KT of all time🤣

  • @thedude7726
    @thedude7726 9 месяцев назад +1

    God i love these 2 guys. Wish yall the best and consider starting a podcast please

  • @deadshot4245
    @deadshot4245 9 месяцев назад

    Bro you are the greatest you and cam need to do some comedy skits too acting out a translator too

  • @ejgrass04
    @ejgrass04 9 месяцев назад +1

    This shit is hilarious Lucas was having fun up there. Cant wait to see the show in Tulsa

  • @JJetpack
    @JJetpack 9 месяцев назад

    Y’all have some comedic chemistry fs

  • @stephenflanagan1177
    @stephenflanagan1177 4 месяца назад

    David translating for Kam was same energy as the old lady in Airplane that spoke “jive”

  • @lonewolf7704
    @lonewolf7704 9 месяцев назад

    "on this Monday" 🤣

  • @nillyboomer345
    @nillyboomer345 9 месяцев назад +1

    "you've called me a gay everything" 😂

  • @kaileymarie2251
    @kaileymarie2251 9 месяцев назад

    David is awesome.

  • @ace5150_
    @ace5150_ 9 месяцев назад

    David Lucas one of the few guests chilling on their phone on stage lol

  • @jeffisaliar
    @jeffisaliar Месяц назад

    It's even better when Kam says something that makes perfect sense in spite of the slang and David proceeds to elaborate with more depth. Lol

  • @G7Supreme
    @G7Supreme 9 месяцев назад

    Bro i love your comedy, is there anyway I can catch a special on the website?

  • @jp-qc5ii
    @jp-qc5ii 9 месяцев назад

    The funniest dudes 🤣😅💯

  • @drayemoneyable
    @drayemoneyable 9 месяцев назад +1

    Strawberry short cake sweet potato pie fist full of fries. Now Davis Lucus is ready to ride. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @officiallaw2369
    @officiallaw2369 7 месяцев назад

    “So El Yeah means they’re really excited?.” Tony gotta be careful with those they questions lmao

  • @Anyhunnidit
    @Anyhunnidit 9 месяцев назад +1

    Ian gon lie tony was roastin david this time😂😂

  • @wickitklown90
    @wickitklown90 9 месяцев назад

    I saw this at work and stopped my music to hear this.

  • @alwayzchillin0714
    @alwayzchillin0714 9 месяцев назад

    The modern Penn and Teller, Penny and Terrell. 😂

  • @geee114321
    @geee114321 9 месяцев назад +1

    EL YEA EL YEA!!! 🤣😂

  • @RagnarLoudpak
    @RagnarLoudpak 9 месяцев назад

    “So ell yea means they’re very excited.”
    Why he say “they” lmfao

  • @ok-pops9769
    @ok-pops9769 9 месяцев назад +4

    Kam jumping on bits & David already paying it foward 👏🏽💪❤

    • @marlinsmith-dennis1177
      @marlinsmith-dennis1177 9 месяцев назад

      David Lucas jokes “ you lookin like a _ with a_.” Or “_ lookin mf.” Only a thousand of these comedy philosophers

  • @EternalChamp
    @EternalChamp 9 месяцев назад

    “That was wrong” 😂😅❤
    7:05

  • @sever427
    @sever427 6 месяцев назад

    Legendary

  • @wTwig
    @wTwig 9 месяцев назад +4

    "Go ahead say it white man"
    "Hell ya!"
    "That was wrong"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the delivery is unmatched

  • @JohnWayneStraightcy
    @JohnWayneStraightcy 9 месяцев назад

    Finally this match up happened!

  • @Karithekidd999
    @Karithekidd999 9 месяцев назад

    “Im not fucking yhu boy”😭

  • @sacredtitan5484
    @sacredtitan5484 9 месяцев назад

    taking up spacey chapman is wild AF lmao

  • @daxtonlarson879
    @daxtonlarson879 9 месяцев назад +1

    if ur coming to spokane i’m def buying tickets

  • @degenerate8252
    @degenerate8252 9 месяцев назад +1

    Kam Patterson is gon a become one of the goats

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 9 месяцев назад

      Lol no. He's not even good, just being pushed by Tony.

  • @Phillip-py7pc
    @Phillip-py7pc 9 месяцев назад

    He said if he would’ve been in front of John F Kennedy he’d still be love😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ichaos754
    @ichaos754 9 месяцев назад

    Kam immediately knew the assignment

  • @MickLoud999
    @MickLoud999 5 месяцев назад

    David Lucas' Kam translation is the funniest shit he's ever done!!!

  • @Pabloeskiibra22
    @Pabloeskiibra22 9 месяцев назад

    Bruh I need to go to one of theses

  • @DanielHidalgo9560
    @DanielHidalgo9560 9 месяцев назад

    saw David Lucas and Kam Patterson in the title and instantly clicked

  • @r3drumevo9
    @r3drumevo9 9 месяцев назад +2

    Joe Derosa be lookin like Jared Derosa

  • @junkieyard2109
    @junkieyard2109 7 месяцев назад

    This guys sitting down are ruthless

  • @potvalar6564
    @potvalar6564 9 месяцев назад

    My homie haze do this shi for me all the time ima sit there smiling then look right at him like "yo what did bro just say"