Kim Congdon Roasted David Lucas

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2023
  • David Lucas on the latest Kill Tony with Kim Congdon roasting back and forth.
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    David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!
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  • @DavidLucasComedian
    @DavidLucasComedian  Год назад +261

    Come see me on Tour
    Feb 2nd-San Jose
    Feb 24-25th- Detroit
    March 9th- Raleigh, NC
    March 12th- Pittsburgh, PA
    Tickets at Davidlucascomedy.com

    • @briangranger1741
      @briangranger1741 Год назад +8

      your costco card got declined 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jrentas215
      @jrentas215 Год назад +2

      When you coming to Philly bro

    • @jwd215
      @jwd215 Год назад

      ​@@jrentas215 I'm from Philly too. I was just about to ask him. GO BIRDS!!!

    • @jordanmiller8097
      @jordanmiller8097 Год назад

      Can't wait to see you in Pittsburgh!

    • @tritan74
      @tritan74 Год назад

      Houston

  • @kawikak.1657
    @kawikak.1657 Год назад +2289

    “You wish you was in cancer shape” was the best fat joke/comeback ever

  • @stilltrill198
    @stilltrill198 Год назад +1360

    “Vaping powdered sugar” nah she violated 😭😭

    • @aggrosaxon459
      @aggrosaxon459 Год назад

      You talk stupid!! You just got violated

    • @christianperalta3226
      @christianperalta3226 Год назад +14

      💀🤣

    • @bardinkurtis
      @bardinkurtis Год назад +28

      Nah Costco card declined was better

    • @PepsiFuture
      @PepsiFuture Год назад +33

      @@bardinkurtis nah vaping powdered syugar was better

    • @sirbrownguy6040
      @sirbrownguy6040 Год назад +11

      @@bardinkurtis true but the timing on the powder sugar one was perfect lmao. Was such a sucker punch

  • @Boygonebad
    @Boygonebad Год назад +601

    Nobody laughs harder at David Lucas getting roasted than David Lucas.😂😂

    • @justinmichel1840
      @justinmichel1840 5 месяцев назад +4

      I have noticed this makes him much more likable to me, crazy how some comedians can’t laugh at themselves.

    • @Avigar1
      @Avigar1 5 месяцев назад +3

      No one laughs at their own jokes more than David Lucas

    • @tomheille5444
      @tomheille5444 4 месяца назад +4

      He makes it funnier for me. The stavro guy I hate his laugh

    • @justinmichel1840
      @justinmichel1840 4 месяца назад +5

      @@tomheille5444 no stavros slander will be tolerated move along

    • @tomheille5444
      @tomheille5444 4 месяца назад

      @@justinmichel1840 apologies 🙏

  • @stonersparky
    @stonersparky Год назад +868

    The fact that he put this on his channel shows he isn't insecure cause he got his ass roasted that episode lol. Mad respect for this. Hope we get more roast sessions with all the guests participating more often.

    • @Yhoshua_B
      @Yhoshua_B Год назад +53

      He even goes to say how much he loves roasting and being roasted. They were both traded punches and were good sports about it. She was roasting EVERYONE that night.

    • @briccs3830
      @briccs3830 Год назад +13

      You win some you lose some. DL huge knee is a good sport

    • @briccs3830
      @briccs3830 Год назад +7

      @@Yhoshua_B it’s good to see some absolute legends trading blows and no one getting upset🤘

    • @Yhoshua_B
      @Yhoshua_B Год назад +6

      @@briccs3830 absolutely! You need to have tough skin to make it in comedy.

    • @Jhovswer
      @Jhovswer Год назад +5

      every good roaster has been severely roasted lol

  • @nomadlufc6996
    @nomadlufc6996 Год назад +1713

    Kim killed it. Was refreshing for you to go back and fourth with a guest and not just Tony. I love this show.

    • @hungereats6721
      @hungereats6721 Год назад +24

      I hate how tony told him to cool it on the guest

    • @andreaedgecliff4977
      @andreaedgecliff4977 Год назад +15

      Not an easy feet!! On fire Kim

    • @jorgegracia2656
      @jorgegracia2656 Год назад +3

      @@hungereats6721 I agree

    • @InfamousCue
      @InfamousCue Год назад +1

      @@hungereats6721 I understand what you mean, but it’s business and a fun time. Kill Tony, not the guest…

    • @hungereats6721
      @hungereats6721 Год назад +6

      @@InfamousCue roasting the guest is a fun time they're most likely a comedian so they should have thick skin and they roast the newbies all the time plus the best clips come from when david lucas was roasting the guest

  • @brandongibson5640
    @brandongibson5640 Год назад +884

    One of the better ones. Seeing Santino constantly sipping on his drink knowing he didn't want the smoke haha

    • @jordanowens6253
      @jordanowens6253 Год назад +74

      Absolutely he was thinking, "please not me. please not me. please not me".

    • @wes7949
      @wes7949 Год назад +63

      Santino is amazing at riffing, but maybe not roasting. Still would have been a good battle if they did go at eachother lol

    • @brandongibson5640
      @brandongibson5640 Год назад +46

      @@wes7949 Santino can come off the dome. I was actually hoping he’d at least have a little go like Ian did.

    • @YEEYEE-dy8tk
      @YEEYEE-dy8tk Год назад +17

      @@brandongibson5640 He sipped on that water the entire show lol. I thought he would be the one talking the most but the black guy buried him.

    • @Laughing_Buddha_Tattoo
      @Laughing_Buddha_Tattoo Год назад +21

      He was to afraid to even laugh 😂😂

  • @zacharylala5566
    @zacharylala5566 Год назад +27

    “N*gga you wish you were in cancer shap” 😭😭
    I laughed so hard everyone in my house made sure I was ok

  • @BrokeTheSeal
    @BrokeTheSeal Год назад +258

    “You wish you were in cancer shape.” Might be the greatest roast joke on David Lucas of all time. Per me.

    • @endingcreation5568
      @endingcreation5568 Год назад +6

      Hahahah it was all great roasts from Kim but when I heard Ian say that I lost it

    • @AW-mz6ml
      @AW-mz6ml 3 месяца назад

      Did your gym burn down?

    • @bobbobertbobberton1073
      @bobbobertbobberton1073 15 дней назад

      It was quick but it was ultimately bad, he pussied out and softened it. "you wish you were a cancer patient." would have been the best joke.

    • @melancholymoshpit
      @melancholymoshpit 13 дней назад

      @@bobbobertbobberton1073 This makes no sense. 😂

  • @Mikeymike301
    @Mikeymike301 Год назад +489

    Kim had comebacks but Ian dropped a Nuke with that cancer shape comeback

    • @adrianbiber5340
      @adrianbiber5340 Год назад +7

      "a strong cancer patient" was better

    • @redonut
      @redonut Год назад +5

      Yeah that was legitimately one of the best roasts I’ve heard against David Lucas

    • @CharifRocka
      @CharifRocka Год назад +1

      Love Ian. I could see his mind preparing to drop that bomb.

    • @RodZilla843
      @RodZilla843 Год назад +1

      Yeah that shit was a haymaker for real. 😂😂😂

    • @jonathancastillo3156
      @jonathancastillo3156 Год назад

      Lol

  • @gbajer7880
    @gbajer7880 Год назад +1841

    You lost this one big dawg lol

    • @theovstheo
      @theovstheo Год назад +71

      Damnit I think he did! 😅😅

    • @TFBx
      @TFBx Год назад +47

      He needs some milk

    • @trevmason2352
      @trevmason2352 Год назад +66

      Nah he didn’t wanna go too hard on that girl

    • @trevmason2352
      @trevmason2352 Год назад +64

      Whenever she said the husband under Tony thing he just stood there looking he coulda said some nasty shit back but he didn’t

    • @TFBx
      @TFBx Год назад +46

      @@trevmason2352 if it were anyone else I’d believe you but no way Lucas would let that slide unless he had something back 😂😂

  • @ClintByrne
    @ClintByrne Год назад +196

    Unexpected. I thought she was about to get rolled but she nailed it.
    Great job by both of you

  • @ortega9156
    @ortega9156 Год назад +55

    "You wish you were in cancer shape" made me cry when I watched it live.

    • @sunfix991
      @sunfix991 3 месяца назад

      But he flamed him back to his hospital bed

  • @eastsidepicasso
    @eastsidepicasso Год назад +225

    😂😂😂 I'm in my garage, dying of laughter. This may be my favorite one yet. I definitely need to see David Lucas in person..

  • @angelchavez271
    @angelchavez271 Год назад +124

    Bro she flamed his ass! I have never seen him get stuck ! She had the last laugh 😂 lol

  • @migeruudesu
    @migeruudesu Год назад +91

    I was wishing this segment wouldn't end, my jaw hurts watching this.🤣

  • @kirktown2046
    @kirktown2046 Год назад +48

    So much respect for Kim Congdon after this. She should be putting out specials.

    • @v1llian30
      @v1llian30 8 месяцев назад +6

      no lol

    • @michaelhauser6440
      @michaelhauser6440 7 месяцев назад +1

      Being good at roasting hardly makes you a good standup. Does this show teach you nothing about all the acts we've seen on here?

    • @crucifire9224
      @crucifire9224 Месяц назад

      @@michaelhauser6440
      I ain’t ever gonna learn!!!

  • @barryholiday8998
    @barryholiday8998 Год назад +66

    I love how right after tony compliments David’s set he starts roasting tony.

  • @timwinchester2366
    @timwinchester2366 Год назад +162

    Bro! Kim is not to be taken lightly, shes a roast legend! Lol! This was a great show!💯💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesmartin2740
    @jamesmartin2740 Год назад +46

    David is the man. Love that he puts up a video where he is clearly the loser of a roast battle, although he almost undefeated.

    • @StanleyKubick1
      @StanleyKubick1 11 дней назад

      he don't bring his ego into this. super important for comedy

  • @julianrichigiddyup
    @julianrichigiddyup Год назад +114

    Jesus Christ that Costco card joke was legitimately brilliant

  • @mindyourbuisness8104
    @mindyourbuisness8104 Год назад +101

    Kim is the only woman Ive ever seen be able to keep up in the moment. She was hilarious here and on all her LOS appearances

  • @th1s1guysays1
    @th1s1guysays1 Год назад +52

    David caught an L on this one. When she said is he vaping powdered sugar I lost it.

  • @theirishbear_osrs
    @theirishbear_osrs Год назад +32

    "you wish you were in cancer shape" Ian put em all to rest with that one

    • @vversusv1364
      @vversusv1364 Год назад

      One of the best roasts in the clip

  • @crispy9377
    @crispy9377 Год назад +45

    Hell of a man and a scholar to put his own ass whooping out and giving her her roses 🌹. David easily enjoyed this as much as we did. Thing is it's only making him sharper

  • @Jack-km7qz
    @Jack-km7qz Год назад +152

    Props to David for trying to roast 5 comedians. Kim & Ian handed you an L but you're still the best to do it 🔥

    • @hungereats6721
      @hungereats6721 Год назад +7

      naw just kim

    • @vversusv1364
      @vversusv1364 Год назад

      @@hungereats6721 The "you wish you were in cancer shape" was nice

    • @hungereats6721
      @hungereats6721 Год назад +3

      @@vversusv1364 yeah that was good but they really didn't go at each other like how kim and david went at each other

    • @buktomsin
      @buktomsin Год назад +12

      Ian dropped a bomb with "cancer shape" come on now.

    • @Jack-km7qz
      @Jack-km7qz Год назад +3

      @@buktomsin by far the best off the cuff roast of David. Everybody sleepin

  • @wolfonevictor4611
    @wolfonevictor4611 Год назад +28

    Best one yet, love how David can take a joke and I think he gave some good ones on this one. He's the man!!

  • @stephanc197
    @stephanc197 Год назад +7

    Dude, this is an amazing clip , so much fire packed in a 10 min video, everyone was good , and the minute at the start had me rollin'

  • @MrCleansweep
    @MrCleansweep 11 месяцев назад +41

    That Vaping powder sugar line though….😂

  • @wontstopk3yz575
    @wontstopk3yz575 Год назад +72

    It took David 10 seconds to get on stage 😂😂😂

  • @sethauld6708
    @sethauld6708 Год назад +105

    Damn even Tony was feeling bad for him after her second joke 😂

  • @zekegaeta9169
    @zekegaeta9169 Год назад +63

    Kim was the only person so far to make David pause😂

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Год назад +8

      Few people get the last word against David. She done good.

    • @calivisionmedia
      @calivisionmedia Год назад

      Twice!

    • @Jearbearjenkins
      @Jearbearjenkins 8 месяцев назад +1

      Kim did super well. But that cancer joke killed man 😂😂😂

    • @jamriv8964
      @jamriv8964 7 месяцев назад +1

      Jim Norton did it too.

  • @MehrdadParthian
    @MehrdadParthian Год назад +8

    "ian we haven't been able to handle lucas, would you take him out ?" made me bust out of my chair laughing lmfao

  • @oliv3r33
    @oliv3r33 Год назад +26

    "You wish you was in cancer shape" 👊🏽

  • @mrfreeze730
    @mrfreeze730 Год назад +3

    One of the best back n forths i've heard in a while, amazing stuff from everyone.

  • @ILLeeT36
    @ILLeeT36 Год назад +8

    “What’re you vaping, powdered sugar?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @igormarques3994
    @igormarques3994 Год назад +17

    One of the best roast's videos since I started watching your videos, David. That was insane and that girl killed it ! This is the first time I saw you roasting someone that can do the same hilarious jokes !

    • @goodvibesonlyshow1209
      @goodvibesonlyshow1209 Год назад

      Look up Roast Me. It's a class setup full of comedians who roast a person coming into the class. David was a regular on there!

  • @kollatt
    @kollatt Год назад +15

    respect for posting this. you had top competition that night.

  • @rupe8060
    @rupe8060 Год назад +12

    Bruh, I was dying 🤣 she hit you hard a few times and then landed the Costco card for the win.
    It was so bad, you moved on to Ian and he hit you with the grandfather then the cancer shape...BOOM BOOM.
    Love ya man! You're awesome 🙏 keep doing you!

  • @coffeeabuse
    @coffeeabuse 20 дней назад

    This is from one of the first Kill Tony episodes I had ever seen. Thanks for putting this up here David. You are a Roast Beast!

  • @tomhancock
    @tomhancock 7 месяцев назад +1

    Great vid, David always kills it and the panel actually had great comebacks and roasts of their own. Keep doing your thing man. So funny

  • @TheLifeOfJBrab
    @TheLifeOfJBrab Год назад +3

    This was the best roast so far on kill Tony. I had tears rolling down my ryes

  • @andreaedgecliff4977
    @andreaedgecliff4977 Год назад

    We need more of this!!

  • @kidcudi908
    @kidcudi908 Год назад +5

    “You wish you were in cancer shape” that’s a a+++ comeback 😂

  • @stephenkolman5727
    @stephenkolman5727 Год назад +38

    At first it looked like none of the four of them wanted anything to do with getting roasted. Then all of the sudden she went ham on him.

    • @joshschutz7731
      @joshschutz7731 Год назад +3

      I think she was just waiting to see if Ian was gonna go for it

    • @AcidSh33tz
      @AcidSh33tz Год назад +4

      I thought the same thing too but if you noticed Kim was arming up ready to go in, and than Sara Weinershank gave the okay you should tear him a new one whisper, it was all over for our boys David Lucas 😂

    • @seanmetro3496
      @seanmetro3496 Год назад

      They turned into a firing squad...and lit him up!

    • @vversusv1364
      @vversusv1364 Год назад +2

      Kim Longdon doesn't look like she shoots but she does

  • @jamesream198
    @jamesream198 Год назад +15

    David Lucas has an amazing future ahead of him. Love this guy.

  • @myst8217
    @myst8217 Год назад

    I just recently started watching these, this one's the best yet.

  • @producedbyAntonio
    @producedbyAntonio 22 дня назад +1

    David Lucas begging the guests to be roasted is something I look forward to every set

  • @RetrospectWindow
    @RetrospectWindow Год назад +3

    I love that one of David’s FEW worthy roast rivals was one of his predecessors of Kill Tony regulardom. No show is as amazing as this one

  • @somebb
    @somebb Год назад +9

    Her superpower was not letting the jokes affect her emotions, which kept her focused.

  • @Kcets
    @Kcets Год назад

    This was the best panel we've had in a minute! Those two were going IN!

  • @ShakiraTwittersonn
    @ShakiraTwittersonn Год назад +40

    You lost this one in decision but you ended with a strong combo. You almost set them up every time too lol

  • @antimuseee
    @antimuseee Год назад +4

    Love the humility and admirable character of great comedians and this a prime example 💯 💪

  • @billypike3797
    @billypike3797 Год назад

    Best one yet!!! This was hilarious

  • @kingman1330
    @kingman1330 Год назад +10

    This was funny asf!!!🤣😂🤣

  • @bobby_pilgrim4528
    @bobby_pilgrim4528 Год назад +4

    The King didnt stand a chance! Hilarious when Tony called out the panel w/ their mics down

  • @uh0hstinky
    @uh0hstinky Год назад

    This has had some of the best back and forths so far. Hilarious 😆

  • @homersimpson5964
    @homersimpson5964 Год назад +2

    My boy got ko'd twice by two different people and still posted this, much respect.

  • @tix3pc
    @tix3pc Год назад +4

    I comment every week on KT that you're the best regular. This was my favorite roast ever between you and a guest, had me in tears! You and Kim were amazing and Ian came in great at the end, absolute gold

  • @onemansyn
    @onemansyn 4 месяца назад +3

    How does no one roast for sweating while his only activity is talking

  • @The__Gent
    @The__Gent Год назад

    This was golden! One of the best ones!

  • @JustMe-ty2rp
    @JustMe-ty2rp Год назад

    😂I'm not sure how I managed to miss this but it was ab-so-fucking-lutely amazing lmao. I hurt my back last night and now I have to try not to laugh so hard I hurt it more, you're too wonderful David. 😊😊

  • @sonsolespath7968
    @sonsolespath7968 Год назад +4

    When the Camera pans down to his pants 👖 😂🤣

  • @henri1298
    @henri1298 Год назад +6

    "You wish you were in cancer shape" UNREAL

  • @RuinedItRandy
    @RuinedItRandy Год назад

    😂😂😂murder! y’all are awesome. Saw you at Side Splitters in Tampa. So damn funny man cheers

  • @suj1201
    @suj1201 7 дней назад +2

    "you made it that dry." 💀

  • @MegaBadgerdude
    @MegaBadgerdude Год назад +3

    You can see Ian think of the joke and immediately wonder if he should even say it😂

  • @zeal426
    @zeal426 9 месяцев назад

    i love that someone finnaly going back and forth with david. she seems like hella fun!

  • @RokDAWG1
    @RokDAWG1 7 месяцев назад

    Brutally awesome! I’m laughing so hard!

  • @itsthebats
    @itsthebats Год назад +6

    Ian's cancer joke was comedy Gold. But Lucas is still the Goat 🐐

  • @mikelac2
    @mikelac2 Год назад +12

    David Lucas is legit one of the funniest dudes ever, I can't wait to see him In a couple more years

  • @ctrlartdel
    @ctrlartdel Год назад

    She might of been prepped for this! So good! Going to binge her after I finish all of Davids content!

  • @adrian350z1
    @adrian350z1 Год назад

    This was amazing 😂😂😂

  • @avocadobeets7855
    @avocadobeets7855 Год назад +5

    Real housewives of Panama City!!! 💀💀😂😂

  • @YoungAbel15
    @YoungAbel15 Год назад +13

    David please get this lady on the next season of Roast Me! She can hold her own!!

  • @chrisloboda7331
    @chrisloboda7331 Год назад +1

    This was legendary 👏👏

  • @avi3020
    @avi3020 Год назад +3

    Kim and Ian went in 🤭🤭..no worries..you win or you learn 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @mrclean2022
    @mrclean2022 5 месяцев назад +4

    David Lucas is a beast 😂 funny as hell and such a positive attitude, love to see it

  • @BobSmith-xc8kw
    @BobSmith-xc8kw 9 месяцев назад +1

    The short vid of this doesn't do it justice.. This one was epic

  • @derrickcancel1698
    @derrickcancel1698 Год назад +6

    He never disappoints even David Lucas needs his own show w tony

  • @mrrah5388
    @mrrah5388 Год назад +5

    Good show last night...she definitely gave you some competition kinda remind me of Roast Me

    • @lattrelbia2527
      @lattrelbia2527 Год назад +2

      CP told David he was up there looking like a parking space

  • @PsychoticEntertain
    @PsychoticEntertain 21 день назад

    This one had me rolling!!

  • @ewalksemporium6408
    @ewalksemporium6408 Год назад

    I fell in love this episode 😂❤

  • @ScottyBeen1000
    @ScottyBeen1000 Год назад +7

    The first female comedian to ever make me laugh! WOW👌

    • @ronburgandy7571
      @ronburgandy7571 Год назад

      Agreed they mostly are awful.

    • @oscarrod96
      @oscarrod96 Год назад

      Kim generally kills in LoS

    • @ronburgandy7571
      @ronburgandy7571 Год назад

      @@oscarrod96 she has a sweet ass and a nice set of taters too. So that doesn’t hurt.

  • @bt1235
    @bt1235 Год назад

    This was the best kill Tony clip I’ve seen!

  • @hanami917
    @hanami917 Год назад

    This was one of the best in delivery, laughed so hard!

  • @narcostarko
    @narcostarko Год назад +5

    He didn’t even lose to Kim, he lost to Ian saying he wishes he was in cancer shape😂😂

    • @krazyskill5422
      @krazyskill5422 9 месяцев назад

      He lost to both, kim manhandled him

  • @davidkniseley4314
    @davidkniseley4314 Год назад +1

    Bruh that is the first time I’ve ever seen David Lucas stunned. That was a solid joke from Congdon at the end.

  • @cannachrissd
    @cannachrissd 9 месяцев назад

    Bro, this reminds me of the homies when we used to base on each other. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @TehBigMoose
    @TehBigMoose Год назад +3

    My favorite part was Santini acting like the nerd he truly is and not saying a damn thing

    • @Shiggystardust
      @Shiggystardust Год назад +1

      It’s almost like he’s not funny in the least.

    • @tlz124
      @tlz124 Год назад

      The only thing he's ever said that made me laugh was his Indian guy impression

    • @acutecloudd7970
      @acutecloudd7970 9 месяцев назад

      How is that being a nerd? lol

  • @ryannewman9759
    @ryannewman9759 Год назад

    Best damn roast ever on Kill Tony what a panel and David killed it as usual

  • @jcrizzle
    @jcrizzle Год назад

    Coming up with the surprise attack. Really funny

  • @ee89199
    @ee89199 Год назад

    I loved this part I was crying laughing on Monday. Are you going to do any shows in Vancouver Canada?

  • @PODYUKEN
    @PODYUKEN Год назад

    Best roast. Watched it 4 times. David deserves the shine.

  • @jasonmusic9938
    @jasonmusic9938 14 дней назад +1

    how have i not seen this

  • @TMKFilmsCH
    @TMKFilmsCH 3 месяца назад

    10 minutes of straight gold!

  • @dawidvanstraaten
    @dawidvanstraaten 4 дня назад

    "You made it that dry"... he set that one up on himself 😂😂😂

  • @Melantho
    @Melantho 29 дней назад

    I never seen the panel fight back like this before.. freaking legend battle

  • @mauriciogarcia2188
    @mauriciogarcia2188 Месяц назад

    Thanks for uploading, hadnt seen this, what a fucking amazing back and forth. This needs to be repeated

  • @wazzamoe1796
    @wazzamoe1796 Год назад

    One of the classics!