Shane Gillis VS David Lucas on KILL TONY

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Shane Gillis, David Lucas, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - 07/12/2021
    Full clip here: • KILL TONY #515 - SHANE...
    @davidlucasfunny

Комментарии • 687

  • @blestwynnz6634
    @blestwynnz6634 2 года назад +343

    "I like to bring shows to a screeching halt."
    Shane is the best

    • @DJ_Skeet
      @DJ_Skeet 10 месяцев назад +1

      Dude this agged so well... When he did it sorta recently on Rogan I shit my self

  • @nathanielkeane8462
    @nathanielkeane8462 2 года назад +448

    David Lucas is what I imagine Derrick Lewis doing stand up would be like

    • @metalassassin8841
      @metalassassin8841 2 года назад +12

      Lmao, I was wondering who's reminding me of and the obvious answer was Derrick for sure

    • @ETS186
      @ETS186 2 года назад +1

      Yes! Hahaha

    • @andyta614
      @andyta614 2 года назад +4

      omg wtf soo trueee

    • @Breadlywins
      @Breadlywins 2 года назад

      Racist !

    • @austinjones5870
      @austinjones5870 2 года назад

      Except he’s extremely obese and not intimidating at all

  • @TheWitchesHat
    @TheWitchesHat Год назад +166

    “You didn’t do arm day. You did leg, breast and thigh day” 😂

  • @jtrahan6062
    @jtrahan6062 3 года назад +131

    “I did arms today”. Best joke of the night

  • @white6delta
    @white6delta 3 года назад +323

    I feel like Tony Hinchcliffe is what Montgomery Burns looked like in college.

  • @NPC-XmNrL
    @NPC-XmNrL 2 года назад +232

    David calling Shane a racist then Shane doubling down saying “you guys are alright”👌

    • @MediocreTCG
      @MediocreTCG Год назад +19

      It's the best brand of racial humor.

    • @randymarsh9488
      @randymarsh9488 Год назад

      ​​@@MediocreTCGyeah unlike Hans Kim who sucks usually.

    • @user-fx4hc3zd1v
      @user-fx4hc3zd1v 8 месяцев назад +2

      Why did Tony freak out tho? 😂 He wasn’t too happy about David’s joke even before Shane said anything 😂

    • @sydneyshaw6781
      @sydneyshaw6781 Месяц назад +1

      I was looking for this comment lol

  • @tradauthoritarian5458
    @tradauthoritarian5458 Год назад +41

    I love how Tony shoots redban down every time

  • @retroape
    @retroape 2 года назад +506

    Shane hyping up his hometown was the funniest part precisely because nobody laughed

    • @Rizza.
      @Rizza. 2 года назад +11

      LMAO i love him

    • @A-Kings-Cut
      @A-Kings-Cut Год назад +5

      Stand up!lol

    • @codydaigle4354
      @codydaigle4354 Год назад +1

      I laughed

    • @beegee8418
      @beegee8418 Год назад +1

      The more I see Shane the more I realize that he is just one of those light hearted guy with a sense of humor that says funny shit once in awhile, but as a comedian he just isn’t that funny.

    • @Couch346
      @Couch346 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@beegee8418his comedy is great what are you talking about he doesn’t have to think of a great or written joke on a kill Tony epidsode or a podcast 🤣

  • @terrymay3620
    @terrymay3620 3 года назад +106

    Love how hinchcliffe tells redban to shut up.

    • @liamflan9553
      @liamflan9553 10 месяцев назад +2

      What did redban say

    • @kevinhart3371
      @kevinhart3371 2 месяца назад

      @@liamflan95533:39 he makes a shitty quip and Tony instantly turns and says something to him off mic lmao

    • @GrinningAries
      @GrinningAries 2 месяца назад

      @@kevinhart3371 sounds/looks like he says "don't...don't, that doesn't make sense" lol.

  • @HintOfLogic
    @HintOfLogic 2 года назад +248

    David's one about shane looking like the Family Guy dog was GOAT level roastery.

  • @pubendr4208
    @pubendr4208 2 года назад +250

    “Take it easy on the M word” lmfaooo
    Shayne is so hilarious Idk if he sensed Tony’s insecurity but he knew something was off lmfaooo

    • @milwaukeebrewers6337
      @milwaukeebrewers6337 2 года назад +2

      Yes we'll read

    • @GriseldaBSF410
      @GriseldaBSF410 2 года назад +3

      @@milwaukeebrewers6337 say what?

    • @GriseldaBSF410
      @GriseldaBSF410 2 года назад +1

      I know! Hilarious

    • @JackieChan02
      @JackieChan02 2 года назад

      Nah that Nigga was acting scary to get joked ion at a comedy show …

    • @biggiesmalls7939
      @biggiesmalls7939 2 года назад +13

      I'm sure anybody up there can sense Tony's insecurity. I don't understand how he's had a show about roasting other people yet he's afraid of getting roasted himself.

  • @sampowers6733
    @sampowers6733 2 года назад +524

    When do you ever see Shane without at least 7 empty beers in front of him?

    • @barthensley8582
      @barthensley8582 2 года назад +37

      Wouldn’t have him any other way.

    • @JoseRodriguezFrio
      @JoseRodriguezFrio 2 года назад +4

      Life goals

    • @christianolson8543
      @christianolson8543 2 года назад

      Sleeping. Wait, no there’s definitely 5 or 6 on his night stand and few more empty cans spread throughout his bed.

    • @bobbymoji2239
      @bobbymoji2239 Год назад +23

      Drinking is awesome. It's so tight. Who else is with me?

    • @redbeard8913
      @redbeard8913 Год назад +6

      I wanna see if he can do that with real beer and not bud lights! Try drinking 15 pints of real ale, that's a real drinker!

  • @retrobluemusic
    @retrobluemusic Год назад +80

    i like how shane, tries to do dad jokes and no one laugh which makes it even funnier! 😂

    • @4btguy945
      @4btguy945 Год назад +1

      I don’t think he tries..

  • @jonathanalessandrini5621
    @jonathanalessandrini5621 Год назад +17

    Tony was sincerely hurt that everyone thought he weighed less than Cody 🤣🤣

  • @mateo77ish
    @mateo77ish 3 года назад +65

    “They’re both built like rotisserie chickens.” 😂

  • @imemberberry
    @imemberberry 3 года назад +101

    "Think about killin my mom cuz my skateboard wheels are broke" bahaha David's material is getting better

    • @NormBash
      @NormBash 2 года назад

      Mike Epps has a great joke about it. I think that's where he got it from. It's different but similar.

    • @NormBash
      @NormBash 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/sHt9_gSLO64/видео.html
      Here ya go.

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 года назад +17

    I like that Tony has to tell redban to quiet down

  • @bestdampersoneva
    @bestdampersoneva 3 года назад +197

    Shane is a real bully 😂😂😂😂 “Is that’s funny to you”

    • @joeyg29jgjg
      @joeyg29jgjg 2 года назад +4

      I loved that shit he says "no don't don't do me." Mofo is mean hahahahaha

    • @JoseRodriguezFrio
      @JoseRodriguezFrio 2 года назад +1

      Eh

    • @yourmother3207
      @yourmother3207 2 года назад +1

      Yeah hea just drunk af lol

    • @dr3693
      @dr3693 Год назад +2

      “you’re gonna pass away soon”🤣🤣🤣

  • @JonJacks
    @JonJacks 2 года назад +7

    Tony to Redman..."Don't don't just *inaudible* makes sense." lol

  • @PlightOfAMan
    @PlightOfAMan 3 года назад +111

    Shane drinking all that beer because of the experience he had with Joe

    • @koopakid715
      @koopakid715 3 года назад +50

      "If i get fired, I'll just go do joe rogan next week and I'll be fine 😄..."

    • @CharlieCoops
      @CharlieCoops 3 года назад +1

      Haha I thought that while watching. Bit of the old Dutch courage

    • @jdtr3759
      @jdtr3759 3 года назад +9

      Weird joe didn’t pick up it was a joke even after he explained it. I saw a podcast after where joe was like “it rubbed me the wrong way Shane thought I was going to save him or something”

    • @PlightOfAMan
      @PlightOfAMan 3 года назад +4

      @@jdtr3759 he was stoned

    • @PlightOfAMan
      @PlightOfAMan 3 года назад

      @@machinegunjo31 it’s a joke dumbass

  • @Bosh718
    @Bosh718 2 года назад +34

    This guy's ability to judge weight based on eye alone is outstanding

    • @akuplease3298
      @akuplease3298 2 месяца назад

      Always bout 60lb off not bad

  • @white6delta
    @white6delta 3 года назад +77

    Shane looks like an assistant T ball coach that doesn't have kids and shows up for practice with twisted tea on his breath.

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 3 года назад +2

      Weak

    • @white6delta
      @white6delta 3 года назад +2

      @@buhshmuh stop it

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад +1

      You look like you think the CIA implanted little satellites dishes in you.

    • @white6delta
      @white6delta 3 года назад +3

      @@seanmatthewkinglol they did bro 😆 You look like you have preferred pronouns

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад +3

      @@white6delta Yes, I prefer me and myself.

  • @snesleywipessqueegeeservices
    @snesleywipessqueegeeservices 3 года назад +19

    Best way to pick up Tony is at the bathhouse yo.

  • @dtps_champion6016
    @dtps_champion6016 8 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly "don't do me" killed me

  • @beaudubay8708
    @beaudubay8708 Год назад +18

    That blindside joke aged like milk 😂😂

  • @fosterflute11
    @fosterflute11 2 года назад +26

    “ I want to Eat casserole every night” is something I think about a lot lmaooooooooo

    • @bushisback112
      @bushisback112 2 года назад

      If the fatty in your profile is you then that makes a lot of sense

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 Год назад

      Casserole is the least trustworthy food lol.

  • @loganpraz2566
    @loganpraz2566 Год назад +4

    David making drunk shane insecure was great to watch

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 3 года назад +12

    they brought that dude on stage three times to get picked up and lap danced on. hero.

  • @jorgecostanza7147
    @jorgecostanza7147 3 года назад +8

    You're the only reason I catch kt clips anymore.
    Congrats on the plug by segura/Schaub btw!

  • @youngfuture4539
    @youngfuture4539 3 года назад +41

    David Lucas roasting on kill tony is absolutely dope af never stop

    • @snesleywipessqueegeeservices
      @snesleywipessqueegeeservices 3 года назад +16

      You can be sure af David ain't never stopping roasting bro...and frying...and broiling...and (etc)

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад +2

      David Lucas doesn’t roast, he deep fries.

  • @cronilogicaly
    @cronilogicaly 3 года назад +6

    That black dude with the orange glasses was having an entire separate conversation with an imaginary podcast the whole time.

  • @donaldcunningham7490
    @donaldcunningham7490 3 года назад +35

    You and William kept the vibes high during the lockdowns, big ups from Melbourne Australia

    • @oldmate99
      @oldmate99 2 года назад

      You put Dan Andrews nuts in your mouth

  • @leviathon18
    @leviathon18 2 года назад +21

    I loved the way shane is scared to be roasted by david trying to dodge them bullets lol

    • @mrshs4332
      @mrshs4332 Год назад +6

      Nah, its just that David isnt funny

    • @juans6984
      @juans6984 Год назад

      Na , shane won most of the exchanges, 12:00

  • @dreday5067
    @dreday5067 3 года назад +16

    Wild video! Funny set, midget lifts, Tony lift, great banter between u and Shane as usually. Great video!

  • @gasmaskestore8018
    @gasmaskestore8018 17 дней назад +1

    This is the moment Shane Gillis became Brian Griffin

  • @shampoable
    @shampoable 3 года назад +15

    Shane using the same shirt on Tony and Rogan lol

  • @vincedawg704
    @vincedawg704 Год назад +4

    The bud lights hit different then lol

  • @micl6562
    @micl6562 2 года назад +14

    Yo you and shane are both people keeping stuff normal right now. Dont even mean that politically. Just on a human level. Thankful for yall.

  • @boogadoo7040
    @boogadoo7040 Год назад +2

    David’s minutes are decent but his roasts are astronomical

  • @jvb6961
    @jvb6961 3 года назад +32

    6:58 look how quick Tony offers himself up. There’s no way he’s straight

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 2 года назад +14

      Just listen to his voice, it's pretty obvious.

    • @henrycash4567
      @henrycash4567 2 года назад

      Does he have a wife? If so he for sure dabbles it butt plug hardware

    • @_pokies
      @_pokies 2 года назад

      @@henrycash4567 we all do bro..

    • @deshaundozier
      @deshaundozier 2 года назад +3

      We all know

    • @HTSGOSU
      @HTSGOSU 2 года назад +4

      He's not gay. He's deeply closeted.

  • @kevinVersus
    @kevinVersus 2 года назад +12

    12:00 Shane just magically grows to prove a point hahaha

    • @cleech74
      @cleech74 2 года назад +2

      Didn’t realize how big he was until he stood next to DL.

  • @zombygunslinger
    @zombygunslinger 2 года назад +5

    That was a prime mulching reference.

  • @romarioosborne589
    @romarioosborne589 3 года назад +13

    Im lowkey binge watching all David's kill tonys'. They are comedy gold

  • @chriscash782
    @chriscash782 3 года назад +39

    David Lucas is gonna be huge! I mean he already is huge but he is going to be a hugely famous, well known comedian soon. Keep it movin' my guy

    • @ksage81
      @ksage81 3 года назад +2

      I thought this was gonna be a fat joke, but just genuinely wholesome 🤙💯

    • @TL8311-j6x
      @TL8311-j6x 3 года назад +5

      He's not funny. His fat is shaped really weird.

    • @wrdswpns1139
      @wrdswpns1139 3 года назад +6

      He's not gonna be huge what's so ever...all he has is You look like ...he going no where with

    • @JSalonsky
      @JSalonsky 3 года назад +1

      @@ksage81 it is

    • @InnerLuminosity
      @InnerLuminosity Год назад +1

      How is he funny?

  • @goodrobot1
    @goodrobot1 2 года назад +7

    Watching this live had me geeking. One of my fav KT moments!

  • @Tomevanscomedy
    @Tomevanscomedy 2 года назад +9

    Shane went cold blooded 😅

  • @Arcane808
    @Arcane808 Год назад +2

    "Shane you look like a retired PE teacher" F'ing accurate bro

    • @linospaghi4265
      @linospaghi4265 Год назад

      idk if this will make the joke better or worst to you but, he said retarded PE teacher

  • @GrandmasDay32
    @GrandmasDay32 2 месяца назад

    Tony dressing like he’s trying to get me to switch internet providers.

  • @pubendr4208
    @pubendr4208 2 года назад +5

    Tony is definitely not 150 pounds his face looked like he though he was getting launched into the roof lmfao

  • @TheDesertFox_
    @TheDesertFox_ 8 месяцев назад +1

    David is the perfect example of a DEI hire.

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 10 месяцев назад +1

    I always love that Shane doesn’t like roast jokes

  • @shanegooding4839
    @shanegooding4839 Год назад +5

    Getting picked up by David is the only time Tony didn't like being picked up by a man.😂😂😂

  • @chriscedillo9894
    @chriscedillo9894 2 года назад +3

    Never seen David Lucas quiver in his boots till he faced the young bull

  • @lonwon7502
    @lonwon7502 Год назад +1

    “Yeah you guys are alright” 😂

  • @KylieeeP
    @KylieeeP 10 месяцев назад +1

    Shane was NOT OKAY with the m word hahaha 😂

  • @midnightrambler3865
    @midnightrambler3865 2 года назад +2

    "I remember the first time I seen blindside and was like WTF, I could play some football"🤣🤣

  • @rawsonabordo3745
    @rawsonabordo3745 11 месяцев назад

    “He lifts the thing” is craaazy lmfao Tony

  • @despizedicon
    @despizedicon 3 года назад +5

    David ain't strong? He has to be strong to support that much. That is not easy. Great video.

    • @skullcrackers187
      @skullcrackers187 3 года назад +5

      500 lbs squats just getting off the toilet

    • @noicemate9111
      @noicemate9111 2 года назад

      Any obese person basically has mega strength calves

  • @dadmobile960
    @dadmobile960 6 месяцев назад

    Cody had the best line “he’d be the lifeguard” 😂😂. Nobody caught lil man’s joke.

  • @LuisHernandez-sf5hf
    @LuisHernandez-sf5hf Год назад +1

    Every time Lightning strike at your house someone turns gay 😂😂😂😂

  • @sackjon1295
    @sackjon1295 3 месяца назад +1

    “I did arms today” means used his arms to take ice cream out of the freezer.

  • @damondriver6363
    @damondriver6363 2 года назад +2

    "N*gguh you lookin' like uh uhh, Marcus Luttrell"
    "..Why yes, yes I *do* look like a Navy Seal.."
    😂😂 gotta work on those roasts

  • @danlucas213
    @danlucas213 Год назад +1

    “I weigh 20 pounds more than that midget”. Gold

  • @datmeme8967
    @datmeme8967 2 года назад +3

    When Gillis said he "Yeah, I look like a Navy Seal" how did you miss, "Navy Seal, you look more like an Army Walrus!"

  • @ZombieGameAreMe
    @ZombieGameAreMe 3 года назад +6

    If they never said his name i wouldnt know that was redban

  • @wolftone69
    @wolftone69 3 года назад +17

    Red ban killing as usual lol

    • @headdog
      @headdog 3 года назад +5

      What is he killing? The vibe? Tony’s will to live?

    • @brianpacheco1927
      @brianpacheco1927 3 года назад +4

      Killing those blood pressure levels

  • @illuminati5160
    @illuminati5160 Год назад +2

    The only thing david wrestled with in high school and college is type 2 diabetes

  • @Imwithtiti
    @Imwithtiti 3 года назад +148

    Shane said “you’ve gained weight” that was a roast but also facts, David needs to figure it out health wise

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 3 года назад +29

      Yeah, David doesn’t need to end up dead early like Patrice. He’s got kids too

    • @followdanger890
      @followdanger890 2 года назад +2

      @@Sprite_525 I fucking hope not

    • @krotchlickmeugh627
      @krotchlickmeugh627 2 года назад +1

      @@followdanger890 he keeps going like he is.
      You can gurangoddamntee it

    • @FIGHT101TV
      @FIGHT101TV 2 года назад +2

      Bro he's been that size ..thats his happy weight lol i love my weight too!

    • @krotchlickmeugh627
      @krotchlickmeugh627 2 года назад +25

      @@FIGHT101TV till your right arm starts to feel numb

  • @vinzetti22
    @vinzetti22 Год назад +1

    Hahahhah Shane's rotisserie chicken line was the best

  • @stevencosta7248
    @stevencosta7248 8 месяцев назад

    "he lifts the thing" LOL

  • @e559
    @e559 2 года назад +1

    Bro said "he got rocks in his shoes" 😂😂

  • @Eyeriz96
    @Eyeriz96 3 года назад +7

    damn redban, take care of yourself man

  • @deadrafa333
    @deadrafa333 2 года назад +2

    Redban looks like a Bollywood uncle

  • @GrungeRevival101
    @GrungeRevival101 Год назад +11

    Shane is just unroastable lmao. I felt like anything David threw at him just became awkward, and I love David’s humor btw. But Shane’s a bully in a hilarious way lmfao.

    • @benjamindurand8254
      @benjamindurand8254 11 месяцев назад +1

      Shane is one of the people who just accept who they are. It doesn't matter. Love this mentality

    • @TrillMurray
      @TrillMurray 9 месяцев назад

      Old Navy seal is funny af tho. That deserved a bigger laugh

  • @Jiff321
    @Jiff321 2 года назад +3

    This guy got funnier as the video went on. Shane is the goat obviously

  • @dreadedkitty980
    @dreadedkitty980 Год назад +1

    Shane is the best when he's not even trying.

  • @coreylew6842
    @coreylew6842 Год назад +1

    9 was a little ambitious lol

  • @jacobcole7023
    @jacobcole7023 Год назад +1

    Someone needs to do Redband the way Joe did Bert.
    "Shut the f*** up for a second."

  • @bigdaddy4197
    @bigdaddy4197 3 месяца назад

    Gillis on his phone during his monologue

  • @brendanriley1968
    @brendanriley1968 2 года назад +4

    Marcus Luttrell reference is hilarious AF.👏🇺🇸❤️‍🔥🤘🤣
    One of my favorite retired Navy Seals

  • @datmeme8967
    @datmeme8967 2 года назад +1

    When you were trying to explain how heavy little dude was, how did you miss, "Astronomers refer to him as a white dwarf!"

  • @iBranddon49
    @iBranddon49 Год назад +2

    What did Redband mean when he said “btw that’s Ari” and Tony looks at him and tells him something to stop him.

  • @fastender7880
    @fastender7880 Год назад +1

    3:40 is he telling him off the mike "Dont say stuff that doesnt make sense"? :D :D :D

    • @SupremeOracle
      @SupremeOracle Год назад

      I guess David Lucas copied an Ari Shaffir joke & Tony asked him to don't do ..... I guess not stir the pot?

  • @cyphert9085
    @cyphert9085 2 года назад +2

    Oh shit I’m sitting in Mechanicsburg rn 😂😂😂

  • @taylorsampey-commissionart2207
    @taylorsampey-commissionart2207 8 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that Gillis identifies so hard with the gay jokes speaks volumes. Hahaha. What a lesbian.

  • @chrism3351
    @chrism3351 3 года назад +3

    Redban looks like an older heavier Tom Segura

  • @Calilou52
    @Calilou52 2 года назад +21

    Jesus christ what happened to Redban lmao I havent watched Kill Tony in about a year and a half and he looks like he aged 40 years since then

    • @BK-ks2sf
      @BK-ks2sf 2 года назад +4

      Metaverse

    • @Shiggystardust
      @Shiggystardust 2 года назад

      Was it when he was wearing a cap? Cause that cap takes off 30 years

  • @baller84milw
    @baller84milw 2 года назад +6

    I like how that one black dude in back only laughs at David's jokes but then immediately goes stone-faced when Shane says anything 🤣

  • @KyngKy502
    @KyngKy502 3 года назад +1

    “David Lucas is here” 😂

    • @iconmfb
      @iconmfb 3 года назад

      “All the food disappears “😂

  • @let_ben_beat7725
    @let_ben_beat7725 Год назад +1

    Take it easy on the M word😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wrthrash
    @wrthrash 3 месяца назад

    Great as always, but PIONEERING... as they silenced the "bleeps" as every one should (my dog freaks on every bleep sound), thanks man.

  • @bakspace123
    @bakspace123 3 года назад +1

    Bro I love your shit and I’m a huge fan of the Kill Tony Show but fuuuuuuck, the editing throws your set off. Who’s decision was that?? Is there gonna be an uncensored version released too?

  • @nlammers
    @nlammers Год назад

    His first joke is a great one for this particular day.

  • @Bogey-beauties
    @Bogey-beauties 2 года назад +2

    does anyone know what Tony told redban when he brought up ari

  • @ghwtggtv1853
    @ghwtggtv1853 3 года назад +4

    Redban got shot down of tony hard on this 🤣

  • @allenpeterson6451
    @allenpeterson6451 7 месяцев назад

    Shane always gets butthurt, he doesn’t roast he just gets mad.

  • @DC-wo2yb
    @DC-wo2yb 2 года назад +2

    Holy shit I’m dead on that last joke

  • @austinjones5870
    @austinjones5870 2 года назад +1

    They say the heat from radioactive processes within the planet's interior causes the tectonic plates to move but really it’s just David lucas walking around

  • @lorenzonapturna58
    @lorenzonapturna58 2 года назад

    🤣🤣 Tony got scared while he was in the air like David eas going to drop him 🤣🤣

  • @colemedeiros1
    @colemedeiros1 3 года назад +2

    Redban looks like woogie from There Something About Mary.