The jokes they come up on the spot is better than most comedians written material. It’s insane how they can come up with these right on the spot. That is true skill and talent.
““nah it probably makes you want to be straight” is the funniest shit I have ever heard 😂 I got a guy like Tony at work and I can’t wait to use this line on him lmfao 😂
Yo, no bull, his comedy is getting better and better. Been watching David Lucas for a little over a month now and he's gotten better every week. Definitely seems a lot more comfortable on the mic now and getting quicker with the witty responses.
This was the funniest roast battle I’ve ever seen in my COT DAMN llfe. Holy fuck David could be this generations greatest comedian. cant wait for his first JRE episode
@@direwolfbear6357 If Schaub opens, the audience would leave before David even got on stage. At least this way they get some comedy before being disappointed
Keep up??? Tony is probably the best roaster of all time. Watch him on ADD its funny as hell. Also he wrote a whole lot of roast jokes for other comedians in the comedy central roasts.
Me and my best call each other a few times a week. Why? Just to talk shit to each other. This friendship between David and Tony reminds me of us. REAL friends talk "shit' in your face but cut for you no matter what. Thank you for the laughs.
Just wanna say man.. recently discovered kill tony.. really enjoy you and Tony bustin balls... especially Tony.... ya know what I mean.. 😂thanks for the laughs!
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Detroit????
are you coming to North Korea? please?
Hear me out: Branson
I get it, but they'll NEVER see it coming 👀
Tony is looking more unhealthy then usual. Is he doing hard drugs now? He looks like complete crap.
Bring that funny to NC man👈🏽 love your act👈🏽👍🏽🇺🇸🦅💪🏽
Every week, I patiently wait in hopes to see David battle Tony. That is true friendship.
Bro I totally agree with you this is gold
Can you imagine boo capone murders lucas on every episode. I wonder how the roast me crew would do on kill tony
You and tony could do an entire show of just roasting each other.
Would love some sort podcast with these two
yeah it’s called KT 😂
Its best not to over do a show like this
Truth
Ye that wouldn't get boring
“You look like if Run the Jewels walked”🤣😭😭
You two roasting each other is prime time every time
That shit was funny as hell
Killer Mike is probably bigger lol..
That was so fkn good
That 7 piece slow combo was epic 😂
Oh yeah referencing a movie and then quoting it and rhyming some random words at the end. Very impressive 🙄🙄🙄
“Booty cheeks clinched. Can’t take another inch” is so funny 😂
Bro imagine being this funny and opening for Brendan Schaub 🤣
I'd leave after the opening act. Lol
omega lul
Does he really?! That is WILD!
There’s literally nothing funny about Brendan besides the fact he’s surrounded by real talent all the time but is still garbage.
Like eating Ice Cream then eating lettuce directly after
"You look like Run the Jewels if they walked everywhere" 🤣🤣🤣 bruhhh
Loved that one🤣
☠️
“Tony smokes with cigarettes!” That’s a goated reference 😂
Is that from the kid stealing his grandma's car?
@@thefreshwes yea, also might be a Boondocks reference
The jokes they come up on the spot is better than most comedians written material. It’s insane how they can come up with these right on the spot. That is true skill and talent.
seriously blows my mind. we're witnessing true talent.
I cant comprehend how unfunny people like Amy Schumer have sold out arenas
You and Tony need a podcast or a show together. They way you guys feed off each other is great
““nah it probably makes you want to be straight” is the funniest shit I have ever heard 😂 I got a guy like Tony at work and I can’t wait to use this line on him lmfao 😂
David and Tony need their own show. That line cook at Applebees joke was hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂
Tony had me dying! " you better fondon't ask me about this again"
“ like we ain’t even did shit who wanna shower already????” 😂😂😂😂
This was one of the best roasts ever. You were on fire dude! 🔥
I love you guys the chemistry is off the charts absolutely hilarious
Yo, no bull, his comedy is getting better and better. Been watching David Lucas for a little over a month now and he's gotten better every week. Definitely seems a lot more comfortable on the mic now and getting quicker with the witty responses.
I love the constant roasts between them two because they CUT DEEP. But it's still all in fun and respect at the end. Big ups to the KILL TONY Show
I love how they don't step on each others jokes and just take the roast.
The fact you let him get the first one in, then came back w an epic counter was so good. You 2 are so good together
one of the best roast sessions you two have had in a while. Amazing.
Hahahah my guilty pleasure is looking up you and Tony roasting each other.
Keep it up brother your blowing up
Dude David's laugh is infectious 😂
Podcast with you and Tony is the move David!
I Swear!!💯💯💯 make that happen David
"That must be the diabetes coat you've got on"
-Low key the best roast by Tony
I think he said quilt, but I could be wrong. Quilt implying stitched together and larger.
@@onedayatatime007 correct.
The hat to the back joke was golden 🤣😂🤣
This was the funniest roast battle I’ve ever seen in my COT DAMN llfe.
Holy fuck David could be this generations greatest comedian. cant wait for his first JRE episode
watch the show roast me on all def digital, he isn't even top 3 on the show
You know the world isn’t fucked up when David is opening for Brendan Schaub.
David is a legend in the making
Wtf? Brendan should be opening for David
@@direwolfbear6357 ……Brendan shouldn’t be doing Comedy..
@@direwolfbear6357 If Schaub opens, the audience would leave before David even got on stage. At least this way they get some comedy before being disappointed
@@thepoeticbutcher3370 1000% agree but then again neither should Rogan. Greatest UFC commentary and good pod caster but terrible stand up.
😂 surely you meant the opposite
8:04 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LATEX FLAVORED 😭😭
"Tony smokes with cigarettes"🤣
Bruh u killed me with the bully shit 😂😂
As funny as David’s jokes are, he laughs hardest at the dumbest jokes.
“Fondon”t” 😂😂😂
Man them two is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Pile of tarantulas on your head was tooo on point lolol maybe even more than the 4th grade bully line🤣
Tony telling David he picks up the soap with his toes 😂😂😂
Greatest moments of the shows is David and Tony roasting each other
🤣😂 THE ONLY person that buys his vaps at Trojan 😂🤣
The calories vape joke was one of my favorite between these two
Tony looks like he normally crosses the street when he sees a black man. I think these exchanges are good for him.
Bhahahaha. The nasal tone says it all. Consider it exposure therapy
The way they insult each other but it makes them love each other more is the best
David Lucas is a veteran of ADD’s “Roast Me” so he can do this all day. Good to see Tony able to keep up!
Keep up??? Tony is probably the best roaster of all time. Watch him on ADD its funny as hell. Also he wrote a whole lot of roast jokes for other comedians in the comedy central roasts.
David and Tony in love. This is just banter 🤣
Always! I wait every ep for this interaction.
Best back and forth between David and Tony in awhile!
David and Tony the best thing to ever happen.
This was a good one 😂
Dude that smokes with cigarettes line killed me
GREAT LAUGH 😂😂
"What vape is that? Does it have calories????"😭😭😂😂😂😂😂Dynamic duo for sure
Man I wish I can roast people like that. This is friendly roast love it
Attend public school in NYC. You’ll meet eighth graders harder than these two.
Tony's hat is backwards so his boyfriend can grab it like a handle while he's drilling him out.
Is that how your boyfriend likes it?
Ew
The trojan joke 🤣
First you grab a piece of meat then you boil it in some heat,then u shove it in a bun,David lucas having fun😂
Me and my best call each other a few times a week. Why? Just to talk shit to each other. This friendship between David and Tony reminds me of us. REAL friends talk "shit' in your face but cut for you no matter what. Thank you for the laughs.
Trojan vape..... Lmao thats fighting words
These roast sessions are hilarious!!!
It is so awesome when two humans can rip on each other and grow closer as a community.
"How many sleeping bags..." Damn!
“Tony the only person that buy his vapes from Troooojan” 🗣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄
Never ever gets old 👊👊
“Not all of us are line cooks at applebees” 🤣🤣🤣
Only David could say a joke twice and it still be funny
Got in trouble for laughing so loud. Tony vs David needs to hit the road
BRUH!!! I straight died though this entire thing! Both of yall ROASTED each other!
This is pure gold 🤣🤣
This was HILARIOUS David! First found you in Roast me!! Love you❤️❤️❤️👍🏾💯
so glad i discovered this
Just wanna say man.. recently discovered kill tony.. really enjoy you and Tony bustin balls... especially Tony.... ya know what I mean.. 😂thanks for the laughs!
He said dude buys vapes from Trojan. Lmao
"1ST U GRAB A PIECE UH MEAT, THEN U BOIL IT N SOME HEAT... THEN U PUT IT N UH BUN, NOW DAVID LUCAS HAVIN FUN"!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
David is on FIRE! 🔥 🔥
Crushed it once again 🔥
😂😂😂 kill tony got me weak
"that's what the kids at school say" 🤣
If there is a world record for who has roasted each other the most in life. It’s definitely David and Tony
Never gets old!! Love this
Bruh, y’all were ON FIRE this night! This was like Rocky and Apollo in the first movie!
Same spray bottle that you spray butter on all your dishes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
could watch these two go back and forth all day
When you say badder, do you mean like cake?? 😂😂😂😂 that was some clever shit
Tony invites comedians to hit the showers before and after every show 😂
You post the best clips you always know what your subscribers and fans like 👍
Oh and your set was perfect
Lmao that was good 🤙🏽
David and Tony make this show what it is
You may have my virtual change I have laying around... 💰
All gas no brake.
Killed it again.
Lol.. to good 🤯 both the laughs!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 “ABBA⬆️⬆️⬅️⬅️➡️➡️➡️⬅️⬅️” 🤣🤣🤣
public school baddies did indeed have the cake lol uniform girls was less boujie thoo 😂
One of the best, David Lucas!
David is a beast! A comedy God!
"Senior obesity correspondent" 🤣
Yoooo this is so good!! 😂😂
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 y’all are amazing
Buys his vapes from Trojan 😂😂😂
I ❤️you guys!!!
David Lucas doesn't open for Brendan Schaub.
Brendan Schaub closes for David Lucas.
Bro “locker time” I’m weak
Happy to see David getting all these oppertunities. Get em mane.