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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Crash_Tv.
    @Crash_Tv. 7 месяцев назад +2670

    Tony looks like he drinks his morning coffee with both hands

    • @danielyitzhari7400
      @danielyitzhari7400 7 месяцев назад +40

      I’m crying. This one’s hilarious.

    • @s8nTheGawd
      @s8nTheGawd 7 месяцев назад +48

      Inna robe looking out tha window 💀

    • @mustaphanachar4624
      @mustaphanachar4624 7 месяцев назад +8

      come on guys give this one some love

    • @dablo420
      @dablo420 7 месяцев назад

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅yyyyyoooooooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      @david lucas

    • @AbdirasaqAwcali
      @AbdirasaqAwcali 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂 hilarious

  • @JasonLavoie-p6w
    @JasonLavoie-p6w 7 месяцев назад +5199

    Tony looks like a mechanic who only works on Mazda Miatas

  • @lebronjames4705
    @lebronjames4705 7 месяцев назад +3307

    I know Tony was swinging his feet in that chair the whole podcast 😂

    • @DigitalDivotGolf
      @DigitalDivotGolf 7 месяцев назад +23

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @jessetufano6748
      @jessetufano6748 7 месяцев назад +19

      Hungover and a little nervous don't mix lol

    • @lolomelon528
      @lolomelon528 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@jessetufano6748bro wtf are you saying, no sense

    • @aaronsmith4806
      @aaronsmith4806 7 месяцев назад +20

      It makes perfect sense, just not so much to the context of original comment. Hungover and nervous certainly doesn’t mix

    • @CHXFIT95
      @CHXFIT95 7 месяцев назад +7

      Damn now I can’t unsee that while watching right now 😂😂😂😂

  • @lb3ezy
    @lb3ezy 6 месяцев назад +758

    “How far are we off another JFK situation?” Turns out not far at all holyyyy

    • @jormandiaz269
      @jormandiaz269 6 месяцев назад +46

      I came here for this exactly didnt age well 😂

    • @AM-ry8is
      @AM-ry8is 6 месяцев назад +14

      called it

    • @darbyohara
      @darbyohara 6 месяцев назад +4

      I thought the same thing when he said that

    • @bosssaucenation
      @bosssaucenation 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yea uhm woah

    • @matthewgrear3260
      @matthewgrear3260 6 месяцев назад +8

      Very scary they called that!

  • @dammitbobbi_
    @dammitbobbi_ 7 месяцев назад +972

    Tony the type to say “cha cha cha” when singing happy birthday to the homies

    • @LORDGRIM1OF1
      @LORDGRIM1OF1 7 месяцев назад +7

      Lol

    • @LarryGoggins000
      @LarryGoggins000 7 месяцев назад +2

      Fuck 😂

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 7 месяцев назад +1

      That is funny

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 7 месяцев назад +10

      I picture him saying “ and maaaaany mooooooore” at the end

    • @dablo420
      @dablo420 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @popefrancis1629
    @popefrancis1629 7 месяцев назад +1041

    Tony is the type of guy to open his chips with scissors

    • @faciality
      @faciality 7 месяцев назад +10

      LMAOOOOO

    • @arlen1630
      @arlen1630 7 месяцев назад +8

      I've opened my share of bags of cereal with scissors 😅

    • @TangoReynolds
      @TangoReynolds 7 месяцев назад +7

      Clean and precise, yo chips be stale

    • @roycedot
      @roycedot 7 месяцев назад

      daaaamnnnn

    • @acarroll6842
      @acarroll6842 7 месяцев назад +8

      Wait, sometimes those packets are sealed together with industrial strength glue. And when you finallly get it open the packet rips fully apart

  • @3longatedMuskr4t
    @3longatedMuskr4t 7 месяцев назад +5101

    Tony is the type of guy to shut the fridge door with his hip.

    • @Kumatetsu-77
      @Kumatetsu-77 7 месяцев назад +39

      That's funny

    • @scummydummy
      @scummydummy 7 месяцев назад

      Listen I dunno what you're tryin to say but ur not funny I don't do that its not gay whatever ur gay

    • @nothin9891
      @nothin9891 7 месяцев назад +19

      Hhaaaaa good one

    • @lowek7773
      @lowek7773 7 месяцев назад

      why the fuck does everyone repeat the same stupid lines shits watered down

    • @PapaDoc215
      @PapaDoc215 7 месяцев назад +24

      *boop*

  • @Algerian-Boucif
    @Algerian-Boucif 7 месяцев назад +601

    Tony is the type of guy to raise a leg when he gives you a hug

  • @shaheena.3803
    @shaheena.3803 7 месяцев назад +1031

    Tony looks like the type of guy to say “now a silly one” after taking a pic with his friends

    • @Blizznor
      @Blizznor 7 месяцев назад +15

      I totally read that in his voice

    • @music-kv2sx
      @music-kv2sx 7 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/TsRqF4no1nk/видео.html

    • @shpingshpong
      @shpingshpong 7 месяцев назад +8

      Very underrated comment. I can even hear his laugh after this being told to him. Well done.

    • @707jr
      @707jr 7 месяцев назад +2

      Now a silly one😂 bro he FOR SURE does that! 😂

    • @antonypost19
      @antonypost19 7 месяцев назад +1

      Are we really rehashing old drake meme quotes from like 5 years ago 🤦

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore 7 месяцев назад +9197

    When Netflix finds out Tony isnt gay it’s over for him
    Edit: fuck dude it’s going to be the Puerto Rico joke that does it

    • @Zeldawrld
      @Zeldawrld 7 месяцев назад +68

      You corny

    • @eddieru
      @eddieru 7 месяцев назад +809

      @@Zeldawrldall your comments on this channel is calling people corny. that’s corny bro

    • @jackashmore
      @jackashmore 7 месяцев назад

      @@Zeldawrld ain’t you got some cotton ready for picking?

    • @IIOver9000
      @IIOver9000 7 месяцев назад +33

      lmfao

    • @IIOver9000
      @IIOver9000 7 месяцев назад

      @@eddieruthats a corny ass mf 😂

  • @Stranger_In_The_Alps
    @Stranger_In_The_Alps 7 месяцев назад +1617

    Tony the type of guy to sigh and say ‘home’ after the taxi driver asks him where he’s going

  • @WDB662
    @WDB662 7 месяцев назад +337

    Tony the type of guy to grab the straw in his drink with his tongue

    • @messagefamilystyled1101
      @messagefamilystyled1101 7 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao

    • @ProfoundPodcasts
      @ProfoundPodcasts 7 месяцев назад +1

      Underrated comment😅😅😅

    • @scifirose
      @scifirose 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @LoriCollis
      @LoriCollis 4 месяца назад

      I can see him staring at me but grouping for his straw with his tongue.
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jasonmagana9730
      @jasonmagana9730 5 дней назад

      All jokes aside from all the other hilarious comments but I think this one is true

  • @hondamotorsrider
    @hondamotorsrider 7 месяцев назад +2767

    tony eats snickers upside down so he can feel the chocolate veins on his tongue

  • @Niko-9888
    @Niko-9888 7 месяцев назад +473

    Tony the type of guy to come on jre during pride month

    • @thepsychedeliccartographer5765
      @thepsychedeliccartographer5765 7 месяцев назад +11

      Way underrated comment😂

    • @ChrisTopher-vh8tu
      @ChrisTopher-vh8tu 7 месяцев назад +12

      Joe said “oh it IS pride month… I know who I’m bringing on”

    • @Majornumnum
      @Majornumnum 7 месяцев назад

      This 😂

    • @Azriel884
      @Azriel884 7 месяцев назад

      Your comment popped up in the comment preview while i was watching, and i scoured the comments to give it a like and a few😂😂😂😂😅😅😅's.

    • @music-kv2sx
      @music-kv2sx 7 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/TsRqF4no1nk/видео.html

  • @bryane154
    @bryane154 7 месяцев назад +687

    Tony looks like he snores "bibibibibi" when sleeping

    • @AveOuttaTX
      @AveOuttaTX 7 месяцев назад +4

      lmaoooooo

    • @hiandrewfisher
      @hiandrewfisher 7 месяцев назад +7

      That's a good one, you come up with that?

    • @inmortal009
      @inmortal009 7 месяцев назад +2

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Jaketsnake87
      @Jaketsnake87 7 месяцев назад

      LMFAO haha send that to David 😝

    • @fwright22
      @fwright22 7 месяцев назад

      This is the best one

  • @NotAlwaysBilly
    @NotAlwaysBilly 7 месяцев назад +167

    Tony is the type of guy to sneak up behind you, cover your eyes with his hands and say "guess who!"

  • @morganrichardson1645
    @morganrichardson1645 7 месяцев назад +1334

    Tony looks like a drunk PE teacher smoking on his lunch break

    • @Zeldawrld
      @Zeldawrld 7 месяцев назад +3

      You corny

    • @MommaLousKitchen
      @MommaLousKitchen 7 месяцев назад +12

      Nailed it, IDGAF.

    • @phuckyou6314
      @phuckyou6314 7 месяцев назад

      @@ZeldawrldYou scrawny

    • @joshbehehe
      @joshbehehe 7 месяцев назад

      @@Zeldawrldyou commenting corny on every comment makes you the corny one black ass lmao

    • @psyched.shelby5391
      @psyched.shelby5391 7 месяцев назад +32

      @@Zeldawrldyou really going to every comment to call people corny? ironic

  • @Stranger_In_The_Alps
    @Stranger_In_The_Alps 7 месяцев назад +1981

    Tony’s the type of guy to spray cologne in the air and shimmy through the mist

    • @eazzyblue3755
      @eazzyblue3755 7 месяцев назад +63

      I just pictured that 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Zeldawrld
      @Zeldawrld 7 месяцев назад +14

      So corny

    • @MD_Goose7
      @MD_Goose7 7 месяцев назад +23

      Best one I've read so far

    • @tendaloin
      @tendaloin 7 месяцев назад +16

      Haha shimmy sounds perfectly flamboyant!😂

    • @iVETAnsolini
      @iVETAnsolini 7 месяцев назад +5

      So what your trying to say is he puts cologne on like females put perfume on?

  • @NaTe.oo7
    @NaTe.oo7 7 месяцев назад +706

    Tony is the type of guy who sneezes and whispers to himself
    *”Bless Me”*

    • @N.E.TGaming
      @N.E.TGaming 7 месяцев назад +6

      Lmao this one deserves more likes

    • @abelmartinez9732
      @abelmartinez9732 7 месяцев назад +1

      🤣

    • @craigdemko7976
      @craigdemko7976 7 месяцев назад

      Lobodimy Guy was like kovivian Guy in a Van back then

    • @JacobCampbell-s9c
      @JacobCampbell-s9c 7 месяцев назад +6

      Fuck. I do that

    • @justinTime077
      @justinTime077 7 месяцев назад

      Whoa, that’s either pimpin’ or totally douchey

  • @ivoxavier9211
    @ivoxavier9211 6 месяцев назад +18

    Rogan and Tony are like those uncles you always wanted!! Hugs from Amsterdam

  • @high.tened_sense5966
    @high.tened_sense5966 7 месяцев назад +1187

    Tony looks like he crosses his legs to put his shoes on

    • @summerbaby21
      @summerbaby21 7 месяцев назад +13

      With a giant smile on his face

    • @devinsmith5926
      @devinsmith5926 7 месяцев назад +21

      I don't even know what that means but I laughed 😂

    • @InspectorButters4
      @InspectorButters4 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂 That's a good one

    • @MazelTAVO
      @MazelTAVO 7 месяцев назад +4

      David Lucas type burn, well done

    • @CHXFIT95
      @CHXFIT95 7 месяцев назад +2

      Dude I died reading this bc I can actually see it 😂😂😂

  • @RealPhilipLee
    @RealPhilipLee 7 месяцев назад +574

    You KNOW David Lucas combing these comments for ammo 😂😆

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 7 месяцев назад +2

      And the twitter comments about this appearance

    • @kylewallace1420
      @kylewallace1420 7 месяцев назад +8

      He’s so lame with his insults fr he could use the help

    • @Merman642
      @Merman642 7 месяцев назад +6

      David Lucas was funny for a bit, until you realize it's the same jokes every time.

    • @reskepa7028
      @reskepa7028 7 месяцев назад +13

      He sitting down writing them on a paper laughing like …” HAHA… HAHAHAHA… HAHAHAHA..”

    • @Bran_Flakesx7
      @Bran_Flakesx7 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@Merman642 he thinks he's quicker than he is and it's at the point of throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks

  • @brut1ful828
    @brut1ful828 7 месяцев назад +921

    Tony the type of guy to flush a fart

  • @BaronVonNapalm
    @BaronVonNapalm 7 месяцев назад +163

    I got hired to drive Tony for a night and he was super nice. You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat service workers around them. Tony was genuinely funny and super kind. As a native Austinite, we love having you guys.

    • @DrLuke49
      @DrLuke49 5 месяцев назад +4

      As a fellow native Texan I am thrilled to have Joe and Tony living here in the Lone Star State

    • @Inprincible
      @Inprincible 5 месяцев назад +1

      "As a" 😂 Y'all chill.

    • @DrLuke49
      @DrLuke49 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Inprincible we already are

    • @utubeutubeutubeutube12
      @utubeutubeutubeutube12 4 месяца назад +1

      You sound gay like Tony

    • @alanross2482
      @alanross2482 4 месяца назад

      Bullshiiiiiit

  • @alexd2555
    @alexd2555 7 месяцев назад +240

    Tony looks like the kind of guy that puts decorative sweaters on his dog

  • @timothythomas5814
    @timothythomas5814 7 месяцев назад +420

    Tony looks like a kid in the 80's who is going to Space Camp.

    • @bossmartins9505
      @bossmartins9505 7 месяцев назад +7

      Joe looks like the Astronaut teaching him how to get there 😂

    • @danfontaine8179
      @danfontaine8179 7 месяцев назад +5

      Perfect

    • @southport65
      @southport65 7 месяцев назад +5

      too accurate

    • @Nopityforthemajority
      @Nopityforthemajority 7 месяцев назад +2

      Accurate

    • @sirsillybilly
      @sirsillybilly 7 месяцев назад +3

      During final scene he breaks the fourth wall with a wink and smile

  • @RickC-lv2ob
    @RickC-lv2ob 7 месяцев назад +616

    Why is the whole comment section just a roast of Tony 🤣😭💀

    • @jdvan216
      @jdvan216 7 месяцев назад +37

      idk buts its hilarious

    • @TheGreyGhost_of43rd
      @TheGreyGhost_of43rd 7 месяцев назад +21

      People finally on point

    • @bigduphusaj162
      @bigduphusaj162 7 месяцев назад

      coz hes a nobody and nobody cares about him or JRE anymore considering the abysmal level of guests hes had on for months now. Nobody in the UK or anywhere else knows who any of these guys are. Might aswell just come on to mock

    • @Chillthough3
      @Chillthough3 7 месяцев назад +46

      He’d be proud lol

    • @jeantourage420
      @jeantourage420 7 месяцев назад +27

      Because that’s Tony’s style of comedy … he is currently holding world championship belts in pretty much every weight division. Pound for pound goat in my book

  • @DanielCecil-is4di
    @DanielCecil-is4di 3 месяца назад +12

    I was a soldier I did three tours both theaters. I was a combat engineer and got the full combat experience. No one has darker humor than combat troops. Humor becomes the way to compartmentalize and cope with the horror of war. We need to be able to laugh at reality sometimes rather than dwell on it. Laughter allows us to accept the tragedy and move onto our next mission. Keep allowing us to laugh at each other and ourselves. Thank you for what you do! Keep doing for us what very few can’t or don’t have the courage to do! God Bless you!

    • @diluted8
      @diluted8 2 месяца назад +3

      Thank you for your service.

  • @randomfrankp
    @randomfrankp 7 месяцев назад +2466

    Why Tony dressed like a gay gas station attendant? "Only $4.99 to top you off 😘"

    • @dominiklewis4564
      @dominiklewis4564 7 месяцев назад +54

      @LesMacias0502I think it’s a joke dude

    • @magvs_mæstro216
      @magvs_mæstro216 7 месяцев назад +27

      ...and closes the refrigerator door with the side of his bottom, and says, "BOOP!"

    • @StaceyJensenn
      @StaceyJensenn 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@dominiklewis4564 when its nothing funny ,its not a joke. its pathetic take.

    • @dominiklewis4564
      @dominiklewis4564 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@StaceyJensenn I thought it was funny

    • @pdg90
      @pdg90 7 месяцев назад +1

      Did you get hacked or something?

  • @encompassthyeclipse7278
    @encompassthyeclipse7278 7 месяцев назад +391

    The jokes in the comments are the best thing about this episode.

    • @keycommander971
      @keycommander971 7 месяцев назад +10

      Ppl think Tony’s going to give them a Golden ticket for their roast jokes in the comment section

    • @jamesf4423
      @jamesf4423 7 месяцев назад +4

      Ah yes hack jokes are the best thing about this episode

    • @danfontaine8179
      @danfontaine8179 7 месяцев назад +5

      Nah these comments suck

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 7 месяцев назад

      Well that's not hard considering the majority of the episode was the usual, "watch Joe parrot the most low IQ far right propaganda memes and generic lies" like most of his other episodes.
      And all that trump glazing was especially pathetic. Imagine simping for a deplorable grifter and smoothbrain cult leader and oh right, convicted felon like trump, lmao

    • @jeridswanson1486
      @jeridswanson1486 7 месяцев назад +6

      This comment thread might be the best in RUclips history

  • @keithoconnor1533
    @keithoconnor1533 7 месяцев назад +165

    Tony looks like the kinda guy to say “thanks fellas, I really needed this” after catching up with the homies after a stressful week.

    • @tb-xy7lg
      @tb-xy7lg 7 месяцев назад +9

      Recycled Drake joke.

    • @Michael-fs1cw
      @Michael-fs1cw 7 месяцев назад +2

      This Drakes account, trying to rewrite the narrative smh

    • @mjolnir9160
      @mjolnir9160 7 месяцев назад +3

      What’s wrong with that?

    • @alanross2482
      @alanross2482 4 месяца назад

      Mmm nah he doesn't lol

  • @anthonytrevino3191
    @anthonytrevino3191 7 месяцев назад +45

    Tony the type of guy to say “these are dangerous” when he cracks open a bag of chips.

  • @robertvultaggio9561
    @robertvultaggio9561 7 месяцев назад +309

    Tony looks like the type of guy who wraps a towel around his head and his waist after a shower

    • @TheVerucAssault
      @TheVerucAssault 7 месяцев назад +3

      Reminded me of Men at Work. Freaking movie is a classic.

    • @coffeebotography
      @coffeebotography 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ferris style?

    • @Azriel884
      @Azriel884 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ClipAlien
      @ClipAlien 7 месяцев назад +1

      Damn, that's me lmao

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 7 месяцев назад +1

      Pretty sure he’s got a chic robe and slippers- and face mask

  • @mikerogers1984
    @mikerogers1984 7 месяцев назад +161

    Tony holds his toothbrush against the wall to brush his teeth....

    • @xUNKN0WNS0LDIER
      @xUNKN0WNS0LDIER 7 месяцев назад +4

      His toothbrush probably has a suction cup on the end

    • @holysmolyo_o9828
      @holysmolyo_o9828 7 месяцев назад

      "Bit bigger is just convenient"

    • @RanchBlessingsz
      @RanchBlessingsz 7 месяцев назад

      Bravo

    • @sensibilities1
      @sensibilities1 7 месяцев назад

      LOL

    • @mikerogers1984
      @mikerogers1984 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@IAintNevaGonStop I mean it has 79 likes, so I’m pretty much famous now. What have you done queefer? 😂🤣

  • @shaheena.3803
    @shaheena.3803 7 месяцев назад +588

    Tony looks like the type of guy who surprises his homies with a visit from the tickle monster

  • @EH-ro8dn
    @EH-ro8dn 7 месяцев назад +233

    Rogan: “Jamie pull up Tony’s skirt.”

  • @laxbeastmode
    @laxbeastmode 7 месяцев назад +292

    Tony the type of guy to check his nails like 🖐🏼 instead of ✊🏼

    • @Snipey1904
      @Snipey1904 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici
      @ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici 7 месяцев назад +3

      ✊ = 🌈

    • @thxdxn
      @thxdxn 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici closed hand straight fingers = 🌈, not ✊

    • @skrolreapr
      @skrolreapr 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@thxdxn how would you know hmmmmm?

    • @thxdxn
      @thxdxn 7 месяцев назад

      @@skrolreapr logic

  • @waltp.7632
    @waltp.7632 7 месяцев назад +800

    Tony looks like he started a homosexual bowling league 😂

    • @AllFlimmits
      @AllFlimmits 7 месяцев назад +12

      Specifically a bottom bowling league

    • @riz7032
      @riz7032 7 месяцев назад +4

      With bumpers?

    • @pokerips6241
      @pokerips6241 7 месяцев назад +11

      There’s no such thing as a straight one

    • @BigTerpz
      @BigTerpz 7 месяцев назад +6

      Bowling leagues are inherently "all gay"

    • @traceysundberg1940
      @traceysundberg1940 7 месяцев назад

      😂

  • @billscribner4987
    @billscribner4987 7 месяцев назад +25

    Tony looks like the guy who tells you his dad is the strongest person he knows

  • @Davesv
    @Davesv 7 месяцев назад +248

    Tony the type of guy that hugs a pillow while watching a movie

    • @Azriel884
      @Azriel884 7 месяцев назад +5

      While watching the sad part of a romantic movie😂

    • @christiannilsen2835
      @christiannilsen2835 7 месяцев назад

      I do that too 😂

    • @messagefamilystyled1101
      @messagefamilystyled1101 7 месяцев назад

      Me af and I hug my dog

    • @PERIL_66
      @PERIL_66 4 месяца назад

      doesnt count if youre watching private ryan 😂 unless its ryans privates

  • @Jiraiyasama11
    @Jiraiyasama11 7 месяцев назад +101

    tony looks like he spins in circles, smiling with his head back whenever it rains

    • @thelonewrangler1008
      @thelonewrangler1008 7 месяцев назад

      I bet he spins in circles before he takes a sh1t too

  • @the_hmw
    @the_hmw 7 месяцев назад +1030

    Tony the type of guy to eat a hot dog with his ass

  • @crispcusp
    @crispcusp 6 месяцев назад +77

    Watching @8:15 after yesterday hits different

  • @mikebrennan1161
    @mikebrennan1161 7 месяцев назад +458

    Tony is the guy who says “I’ll have my usual” the first time at a restaurant

    • @Queenkam796
      @Queenkam796 7 месяцев назад +1

      “I want the BEST pizza and I want someone from your club to go get it for me”
      ‘We make pizza at the club we can make 1 of each”
      “Ok I’ll take one of each

    • @MADXpertsMobileAutoDetailing
      @MADXpertsMobileAutoDetailing 2 месяца назад

      ✅💀💀💀💀💀

  • @tidepride86
    @tidepride86 7 месяцев назад +828

    Tony looks like the first gay NASCAR crew member from 1974.

    • @Shogun-x3q
      @Shogun-x3q 7 месяцев назад +14

      44 minutes in and Tony hasn’t said anything. Joe is just talking non stop.

    • @armanromana1580
      @armanromana1580 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@Shogun-x3qits a nice change of pace. easy going vibe this episode.

    • @SteelKicker01
      @SteelKicker01 7 месяцев назад

      hahahhahhaahahahahahhahahhaha

    • @jross2229
      @jross2229 7 месяцев назад

      Fire comment hahahahaha

    • @pizzaninja.
      @pizzaninja. 7 месяцев назад

      😅

  • @Ksmitty101
    @Ksmitty101 7 месяцев назад +492

    Tony’s the type of guy that eats corn the long way

    • @coachfrank1221
      @coachfrank1221 7 месяцев назад +8

      GOLDBERG

    • @fermacht213
      @fermacht213 7 месяцев назад +4

      This legit gave me a good chuckle. A simple LOL! Wasn’t gonna cut it.

    • @Notryanarden12
      @Notryanarden12 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@fermacht213that joke is older than the internet

    • @MichaelKaldorfishing
      @MichaelKaldorfishing 7 месяцев назад +1

      That’s amazing

    • @music-kv2sx
      @music-kv2sx 7 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/TsRqF4no1nk/видео.html

  • @TheMooleytuna
    @TheMooleytuna 6 месяцев назад +20

    Tony's the type of guy to say Haay instead of Hey.

  • @davidsigns711
    @davidsigns711 7 месяцев назад +63

    Tony is the guy who orders a hotdog and asks for “no bun”

  • @Krition09
    @Krition09 7 месяцев назад +299

    Tony looks like he comes home, kicks his shoes off, sighs as he sinks onto the couch and mutters, “all in a days work, Tony. All in a days work.”

    • @GIDAEONGULLY
      @GIDAEONGULLY 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, I can see that.

    • @simpinainteasy9854
      @simpinainteasy9854 7 месяцев назад +9

      Was that a roast attempt? wow what a cute effort

    • @peterbuckley1310
      @peterbuckley1310 7 месяцев назад

      Nah, that was just real shit. We want our aged twink to be happy. Also your username gave me a good chuckle. @simpinainteasy9854

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 7 месяцев назад

      Like that scene from Cat in the Hat.
      ruclips.net/video/yM6G7d867T8/видео.html

    • @glxssyaxbz4384
      @glxssyaxbz4384 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@simpinainteasy9854ikr lmao

  • @jeremychriest6981
    @jeremychriest6981 7 месяцев назад +220

    Tony the type of guy to sing with a wooden spoon microphone when baking cookies with his dog

    • @roberto_camp
      @roberto_camp 7 месяцев назад

      Just take those old records off the shelf

  • @samanthawood9302
    @samanthawood9302 7 месяцев назад +16

    RIP Bill Hicks. We miss him ❤, I was 6 when he died but listening to him growing up and loving tool, learned so much.

    • @diluted8
      @diluted8 2 месяца назад

      His albums are absolute treasures edit: and George Carlin

  • @kevinjay808
    @kevinjay808 7 месяцев назад +411

    This comment section is basically a Tony Roast session 😂

    • @RedonkulousCaptious
      @RedonkulousCaptious 7 месяцев назад +12

      The screwed up part is this is mostly his fans XD You reapeth what you soweth.

    • @Day100
      @Day100 7 месяцев назад +8

      This is the average kill tony comment section. It's nice seeing it moved with him to here.

    • @ChefPremie
      @ChefPremie 7 месяцев назад +6

      Not a Tony roast. Much more of a “Tony is gay” party 😂

    • @ax_ai
      @ax_ai 7 месяцев назад +1

      Always was!

  • @jakrispy3418
    @jakrispy3418 7 месяцев назад +94

    Tony's attempt at getting joe involved in golf is, "tons of vitamin D" 😂

  • @Diegolim
    @Diegolim 7 месяцев назад +108

    Tony looks like he reads his magazines, laying with his stomach on the bed, swinging his legs in the air

  • @ryanrobertson7124
    @ryanrobertson7124 5 месяцев назад +27

    “How close are we to seeing another JFK situation” apparently just a couple weeks, Joe

  • @Biergood-rg1fb
    @Biergood-rg1fb 7 месяцев назад +337

    My dog, who was watching this on the couch with me, thought Tony was gay.

    • @schindlersredemption
      @schindlersredemption 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @sirsillybilly
      @sirsillybilly 7 месяцев назад

      Was he jealous ?

    • @Bran_Flakesx7
      @Bran_Flakesx7 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@sirsillybilly silly billy ahh retort

    • @MrHarlzee
      @MrHarlzee 7 месяцев назад +7

      Just two dogs watching Joe Rogan on the couch together…..6 feet apart because they’re not gay 🎶

    • @jp32123
      @jp32123 7 месяцев назад +1

      Why do u have a dog? Are u that lonely?

  • @FloresG40
    @FloresG40 7 месяцев назад +204

    Tony on a boat listening to drake with another man. Checks out 😂

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 7 месяцев назад

      Surah ch ch

    • @ianhamilton639
      @ianhamilton639 7 месяцев назад +7

      If that's what being gay is, sign me up.

    • @beautifulmind1892
      @beautifulmind1892 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@ianhamilton639that sounds gay wdym

    • @danfontaine8179
      @danfontaine8179 7 месяцев назад

      @@beautifulmind1892listening to drake with Shane Gillis while drinking would be hilarious

    • @RealAmericanStar
      @RealAmericanStar 7 месяцев назад +8

      *cheeks out

  • @SpaceCowboy1220
    @SpaceCowboy1220 7 месяцев назад +856

    Tony looks like he’s on a school field trip

    • @Davidrcobb
      @Davidrcobb 7 месяцев назад +7

      That was separated from his safety buddy.

    • @LateNightRewrites
      @LateNightRewrites 7 месяцев назад +9

      He looks like he'd get lost for 5 minutes and start crying and asking every man he sees if they're his new dad

    • @SpaceCowboy1220
      @SpaceCowboy1220 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@LateNightRewrites daddy*

    • @seanfnmichael
      @seanfnmichael 7 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe Tony knows where my daddy is

    • @SpaceCowboy1220
      @SpaceCowboy1220 7 месяцев назад +1

      All he needs is a 🍭

  • @investorbettor505
    @investorbettor505 7 месяцев назад +6

    This is the most Rogan + Kill Tony podcast of all time. They spend 3 hours together and talk
    About comedy for 15 minutes

  • @philmccrakin9782
    @philmccrakin9782 7 месяцев назад +374

    The queen has arrived off of an impeccable roast performance.

    • @Rocky_Burrito
      @Rocky_Burrito 7 месяцев назад +2

      Did you thank you’re favorite comedian today?

    • @DG-kr8pt
      @DG-kr8pt 7 месяцев назад +2

      the sip at 0:21 tho. Super gheeyy

    • @aeHyde
      @aeHyde 7 месяцев назад +1

      last Mondays show was brutal. Bad LA crowd in a coliseum. Felt so bad for the guys. tuff luck.

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman 7 месяцев назад +2

      The only thing he’s funny at. Since moving to Mothership his ego has been out of control.

    • @Rocky_Burrito
      @Rocky_Burrito 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@aeHyde it’s because they suck

  • @mattdupont1548
    @mattdupont1548 7 месяцев назад +154

    Tony looks like the type of guy who says whoopsie daisy

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 7 месяцев назад +7

      Funny thing is that he is, and has, many times on KT 😂

    • @shinjicarter
      @shinjicarter 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah he does say that. Was there a point to that? Would you like to point out that he also has to breathe or eat food?

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@shinjicarter or that he's gay?

    • @Lydiaohlydiaa
      @Lydiaohlydiaa 26 дней назад

      He actually always says okie dokie

  • @nedkelly5688
    @nedkelly5688 7 месяцев назад +214

    Tony gives off the same vibe as that alien from American dad

    • @naznad1733
      @naznad1733 7 месяцев назад +3

      For real !!

    • @xDre4Real
      @xDre4Real 7 месяцев назад

      This the one. This is the most accurate depiction of Tony. He acts and sounds just like Roger

    • @loganlockhart7800
      @loganlockhart7800 7 месяцев назад +4

      He always be wanting pecan sandies

    • @johnstephens8815
      @johnstephens8815 7 месяцев назад +1

      Not a bad thing lol

    • @RockoRocko-rz7kx
      @RockoRocko-rz7kx 7 месяцев назад +3

      Bullseye 🎯 bro

  • @eram92
    @eram92 7 месяцев назад +12

    Tony looks like he takes pictures jumping in the air

  • @blessembreaks
    @blessembreaks 7 месяцев назад +213

    In honor of pride month, Tony is changing the name of his show to Fill Tony

    • @segamegadrive3903
      @segamegadrive3903 7 месяцев назад +7

      This is a banger of a comment man 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamesf4423
      @jamesf4423 7 месяцев назад

      @@segamegadrive3903bot ass comment

    • @blessembreaks
      @blessembreaks 7 месяцев назад

      @@segamegadrive3903 appreciate it. i hope it blows up lol

    • @Elite02k
      @Elite02k 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Shiggystardust
      @Shiggystardust 7 месяцев назад +1

      Golden

  • @mp7vidz-700
    @mp7vidz-700 7 месяцев назад +173

    I’m already straight but Tony makes me FEEL straight

  • @youngjackieboy
    @youngjackieboy 7 месяцев назад +600

    Tony looks like he plays the flute

  • @monkevip
    @monkevip 6 месяцев назад +9

    After July 13th, hearing 8:23 sent shivers 🥶🇺🇲

  • @sirsillybilly
    @sirsillybilly 7 месяцев назад +245

    Tony looks like a guy that took a job at a bowling alley, just so he could sniff the shoes.

    • @Rick_James
      @Rick_James 7 месяцев назад

      I’d like your comment but 69. Noice

    • @GeorgeKuntz-s1h
      @GeorgeKuntz-s1h 7 месяцев назад

      Bowling balls *

    • @thailandretromods
      @thailandretromods 7 месяцев назад

      Best! @sirsilly

    • @thailandretromods
      @thailandretromods 7 месяцев назад

      Wow less than 10 minutes in and Joe is already gargling Trumps shriveled raisins...

    • @zoebella314
      @zoebella314 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@thailandretromodswhy do ppl in Thailand like Democrats so much? Damn son hate to tell you but don't believe all of the Government ran news Media, they aren't very well liked

  • @lancefann22
    @lancefann22 7 месяцев назад +214

    Tony looks like the dad at a little league game that always yells "good eye" except he's gay

    • @gfunk1386
      @gfunk1386 7 месяцев назад +16

      Just had to throw that in at the end 😂

    • @BossHogg81
      @BossHogg81 7 месяцев назад +1

      Dam🤣🤣🤣

    • @JS-jf7gv
      @JS-jf7gv 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo 7 месяцев назад +2

      Lol the end got me 😂

    • @russroy4369
      @russroy4369 7 месяцев назад +1

      He actually yells “good brown eye”

  • @mikebrennan1161
    @mikebrennan1161 7 месяцев назад +72

    Tony’s the type of guy to flip a barstool over and invite 3 other guys to sit with him

    • @joshbuie
      @joshbuie 7 месяцев назад +6

      Underrated asf ^

    • @TRUEROOTS2022
      @TRUEROOTS2022 7 месяцев назад +3

      Na this classic right here 💥💥

  • @noh5746
    @noh5746 12 дней назад +2

    Tony is the type of guy to eat popcorn at the cinema one kernel at a time

  • @Coinmancer
    @Coinmancer 7 месяцев назад +5

    As someone who won’t ever trust right or left, I am so thankful for these two being brave enough to publicly make sense in 2024, such a dangerous time for free speech.

  • @timanctil8225
    @timanctil8225 7 месяцев назад +130

    Tony seems like the kind of guy that brings vasoline to a cookout...

    • @williamslater-vf5ym
      @williamslater-vf5ym 7 месяцев назад +3

      That's not a bad idea, actually.

    • @timanctil8225
      @timanctil8225 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@williamslater-vf5ym what kinda cookouts do you go to?!?
      Never mind, I don't want to know...

  • @Fbxoutdoor
    @Fbxoutdoor 7 месяцев назад +99

    Tony looks like the kind of guy who adjusts his mirror every time he backs out of a parking spot

    • @caseyhenshaw
      @caseyhenshaw 7 месяцев назад

      I reckon he seems more like the guy who thinks hes superior cos he backs into parking spots ahahah

    • @roberto_camp
      @roberto_camp 7 месяцев назад

      Underrated

  • @edwardricci1051
    @edwardricci1051 7 месяцев назад +135

    Tony deserves an academy nominee for the number of times he's pretended like it's his first time hearing Joe scream mimic Sam Kinison.

    • @renDerde
      @renDerde 7 месяцев назад +2

      Lol

    • @burntvirtue
      @burntvirtue 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's a bit at this point

    • @heteroerectus
      @heteroerectus 7 месяцев назад

      Maybe he could win a Tony for that

  • @itsthebats
    @itsthebats 7 месяцев назад +7

    Wherever Tony goes the money will follow. He has slowly become a KEY in “stand up comedians” journey too expressing themselves in front of the world. The Comedy Mother Ship has became the new Comedy Store. Joe Rogan put his money where his mouth is, and helped house comedy’s future. Respect to both these men. Hold up let me go wipe my mouth.

    • @PublicFreakout
      @PublicFreakout 6 месяцев назад

      If Tony Hinchcliffe is the future of comedy, we’re in bad shape folks

    • @Averagebro306
      @Averagebro306 5 месяцев назад

      @@PublicFreakoutwhy

    • @PublicFreakout
      @PublicFreakout 5 месяцев назад

      @@Averagebro306 he’s cringey and hack af and so are all his friends. Did you see their fake Trump Biden debate? You really thought that was hilarious…?

    • @itsthebats
      @itsthebats 4 месяца назад

      @@PublicFreakout his platform is the future of comedy as in a platform for comedians to showcase their skills

  • @kodaction6511
    @kodaction6511 7 месяцев назад +141

    I AINT EVAH GONNA STOP CLICKING ANY VIDEO WITH TONY

    • @highrollaz1000
      @highrollaz1000 7 месяцев назад +7

      Oodleloodleloooo

    • @keycommander971
      @keycommander971 7 месяцев назад +3

      I ain’t never gunna stop

    • @AaronFree03
      @AaronFree03 7 месяцев назад

      why do you talk like this?

    • @conduitstreams
      @conduitstreams 7 месяцев назад +2

      lmao yessss 🙋‍♀🙋‍♀

    • @gb747gb
      @gb747gb 7 месяцев назад +1

      Click a Tony video made by Redbar Radio

  • @taylorheckers8327
    @taylorheckers8327 7 месяцев назад +118

    Tony the type of guy to wipe his ass without even taking a shit.

    • @backwardthoughts1022
      @backwardthoughts1022 7 месяцев назад

      joe: guy alive missing almost his whole brain challenging theories of consciousness
      tony:

  • @bugworld_
    @bugworld_ 7 месяцев назад +195

    Out of almost 3 hour long podcast, I feel like I heard Tony talk for 20 min total

    • @lxxvx
      @lxxvx 7 месяцев назад +35

      Joe never let him speak.

    • @billybobmonroe3166
      @billybobmonroe3166 7 месяцев назад +30

      Thats every podcast he does with Joe, he's being submissive to him because Joe partially made his career.

    • @hcr32slider
      @hcr32slider 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@billybobmonroe3166 this reminds me of when Tony has the regulars on the panel

    • @TonyMarselle
      @TonyMarselle 7 месяцев назад +6

      But joe sure did have alot to say about his love for trump.

    • @bcorey19
      @bcorey19 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah

  • @grantg4138
    @grantg4138 5 месяцев назад +8

    Scary how accurate Rogan was about possible assassinations coming

  • @Boykot1
    @Boykot1 7 месяцев назад +225

    This comment section is a perfect example why Tony got the mouth he has got

    • @scott_himself
      @scott_himself 7 месяцев назад +28

      It’s “the mouth” he got is why the comment section is what it is

    • @BelroseYT
      @BelroseYT 7 месяцев назад +9

      That mouth knows more then words buddy

    • @kicrocks
      @kicrocks 7 месяцев назад +7

      That mouth DO

    • @MikeyOMillaMane
      @MikeyOMillaMane 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@scott_himselfI like to think of it like the joker needing Batman..it’s a beautiful dance. The person needs a person to hate to fulfill their destiny. Tony is the witty person people love to hate. He’s brilliant.

    • @DaniGerman1499
      @DaniGerman1499 7 месяцев назад +2

      I love his mouth

  • @micahwest2793
    @micahwest2793 7 месяцев назад +112

    Tony looks like he eats corn the long way.

  • @anthonymichaels257
    @anthonymichaels257 7 месяцев назад +313

    Tony looks like the guy who changes your engine oil at Wal-Mart

    • @scummydummy
      @scummydummy 7 месяцев назад

      Crazy cause realistically you're probably the guy that changes his 😂

    • @DG-ee9hi
      @DG-ee9hi 7 месяцев назад +4

      Is this a euphemism?

    • @parithian8462
      @parithian8462 7 месяцев назад +3

      I've seen a couple mexican tony hinchcliffs in there if that's what you mean

    • @notstretch
      @notstretch 7 месяцев назад

      or at a glory hole

    • @sweettea7779
      @sweettea7779 7 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t know what that means

  • @DanielCecil-is4di
    @DanielCecil-is4di 3 месяца назад +1

    Im an Austin unicorn, born and raised here. Glad your group is here and recruiting more talent to come. Austin needed yall and the energy you bring. Love the comedy and your ability to stand up for what you believe. That is what Texas is about. I dont always agree with your opinions but admire the ideas, perspective, and conversations you give us. I believe that is your point. As you say, we need more conversations and different perspectives so we can understand each other and find healthy compromises. Please both of you keep doing what you’re doing. All of us need more laughter, and more conversation. Thank you!

  • @rifferton
    @rifferton 7 месяцев назад +168

    Tony looks like the #1 prospect for professional laser tag

  • @ethanmckee5001
    @ethanmckee5001 7 месяцев назад +96

    Tony the type of guy to whistle while he’s pooping

    • @music-kv2sx
      @music-kv2sx 7 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/TsRqF4no1nk/видео.html

    • @JohnSmith33333
      @JohnSmith33333 7 месяцев назад +4

      Nah he’s the type to moan while he’s pooping.

    • @keithbarlow9701
      @keithbarlow9701 6 месяцев назад

      Hahaha. Underated comment.
      🎶 Whistle while you -work- poop 😙😙😙 🎶

  • @DatDudeDrey
    @DatDudeDrey 7 месяцев назад +216

    Tony smokes that cigarette the same way I would expect him to 😂

    • @daxk3385
      @daxk3385 7 месяцев назад

      ..like he's sucking on a baby carrot for fun...

    • @TheOriginalArchie
      @TheOriginalArchie 7 месяцев назад +1

      I've been saying the same thing for almost 20 years now.

    • @ryang4059
      @ryang4059 7 месяцев назад +2

      Like a teenage girl

    • @benkelly7182
      @benkelly7182 7 месяцев назад +1

      I haven’t seen it yet and I already know 😂
      Does he smoke Virginia slims?

    • @TekkenBenzo
      @TekkenBenzo 7 месяцев назад

      @@benkelly7182he smokes vagina slims,it’s his way to cope😂😂

  • @Baitfinessesystem
    @Baitfinessesystem 6 месяцев назад +6

    Just watching this now…
    That JFK assassination talk hit…

  • @RyanWallace-h9k
    @RyanWallace-h9k 7 месяцев назад +72

    Tony looks like the kind of guy that's going to ask your mom if he can have some more spaghetti while he holds the bowl out straight with both arms.

  • @SirPalsrok
    @SirPalsrok 7 месяцев назад +130

    Tony looks like he's silently thinking for three hours how to ask Joe out on a rollerskate date.

  • @coloradoshades5302
    @coloradoshades5302 7 месяцев назад +74

    Tiny looks like a professional dog walker... but only walks chihuahuas.

    • @ChrisTopher-vh8tu
      @ChrisTopher-vh8tu 7 месяцев назад +1

      He looks like he carries his teacup dog in a LV “bag” 😅… it’s a purse bro

    • @messagefamilystyled1101
      @messagefamilystyled1101 7 месяцев назад

      Tony looks like a dog groomer that specializes in poodles

  • @AyeIMadeThis
    @AyeIMadeThis 7 месяцев назад +16

    Tony is the type of guy who cant get the commercial for Venus razor blades out his head, just walking around humming "I'm your venus, I'm your goddess"

  • @BarryDuttonSellsHomes
    @BarryDuttonSellsHomes 7 месяцев назад +148

    This comment section was epic.

    • @ADPax10
      @ADPax10 7 месяцев назад +1

      My chest hurts after just going over the first 10 Jesus Christ

  • @chicomata9103
    @chicomata9103 7 месяцев назад +157

    Tony looks like he just finished selling all his Boy Scout cookies 😂

  • @billybobmonroe3166
    @billybobmonroe3166 7 месяцев назад +86

    Tony the type of guy to call his bubble baths his "me time".

  • @jacobl485
    @jacobl485 5 месяцев назад +4

    The Assasination talk is so wild - they basically called it.

  • @youtubecontent6394
    @youtubecontent6394 7 месяцев назад +113

    Tony looks like a Chuck E Cheese animatronics mechanic

    • @wilsondrew68
      @wilsondrew68 7 месяцев назад +8

      Underrated comment

    • @mariamaria2751
      @mariamaria2751 7 месяцев назад +4

      I feel like this one is accurate lolol. .. the rest of the comments in this section didnt even come close , great one ..

    • @ryanvee570
      @ryanvee570 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂

    • @StealthMode90
      @StealthMode90 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂

  • @dominickhead1238
    @dominickhead1238 7 месяцев назад +80

    Tony the type of guy to ride a horse with both legs on one side

  • @tazzdagoer
    @tazzdagoer 7 месяцев назад +834

    If you’re reading this, may God bless you and your family.

    • @StevenLeeStudios
      @StevenLeeStudios 7 месяцев назад +38

      May God bless you and your family as well broski

    • @j.f.kenedie9512
      @j.f.kenedie9512 7 месяцев назад +40

      CHRIST IS KING 🙏🏻✝️

    • @d1boundkj
      @d1boundkj 7 месяцев назад +4

      It’s finally completed: ruclips.net/video/MNjgkcdflzA/видео.htmlsi=-Mj1ML829b2GE9jw

    • @vladimirsokolovic3
      @vladimirsokolovic3 7 месяцев назад +8

      imagine comming here to give this kind of comment. haahaha ur life must be awesome

    • @DREbd
      @DREbd 7 месяцев назад +14

      @ciarroamthere is one god and only one god if you can’t understand that then i guess it’s your loss

  • @egguw
    @egguw 5 месяцев назад +9

    Tony looks like the kind of guy to sit on a popsicle and tell you the flavor