Why Is Jussie Smollett Scared Of Going To Jail? 😂 | Kill Tony Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

Комментарии • 233

  • @TacticalCanner
    @TacticalCanner 2 года назад +212

    What a great event. Everyone having fun and taking jokes for what they are! This is what America is suppose to be about. Good times.

    • @alexanderhanksx
      @alexanderhanksx 2 года назад +3

      Too right you are

    • @jimmymadeit.1992
      @jimmymadeit.1992 2 года назад

      Amen

    • @jaredgilmore5792
      @jaredgilmore5792 2 года назад +8

      Life is fucking rough, let’s all laugh a bit at ourselves for all the dumb shit we do. God bless USA

    • @Mr_Facts
      @Mr_Facts 2 года назад

      @@jaredgilmore5792 100%

    • @Yomommahouse
      @Yomommahouse 2 года назад +1

      As good as it is I’m sure David had some gay jokes that he had to hold back or else.

  • @S7320
    @S7320 2 года назад +73

    David is funny as hell on his own. One of the best comics in my book. But there's something special about him and Tony going back and forth. It's always pure gold.

    • @jayz4385
      @jayz4385 5 месяцев назад

      WHAT KIND OF SHOES IS DAVID WEARING - SOMEONE PLEASE TELL I LOVE THEM

  • @alexanderhanksx
    @alexanderhanksx 2 года назад +164

    Seeing David try to figure out his place on RUclips made me realize... This dude is gonna be fucking huge, man. I've always considered him one of my favorite comedians because he just has his own lane and he's naturally hilarious, but just wait... He's gonna be top-tier in like 5 years max

    • @rektralph6778
      @rektralph6778 2 года назад +15

      He's already pretty big

    • @317Beastmode
      @317Beastmode 2 года назад +8

      Lmfao @ "gonna be huge"

    • @317Beastmode
      @317Beastmode 2 года назад

      Bill Burr
      Louis CK
      Andrew Schulz
      Stavo Halvrias
      Anthony Jeselnik
      ......nah...he wont be top 5

    • @317Beastmode
      @317Beastmode 2 года назад +1

      And I didn't even name any black comedians...which there's plenty funnier than him. He's only good when he's roasting. His "observations" are halfway borrowed. 90% of that Jussie shit he said, Chappelle said alrdy

    • @rektralph6778
      @rektralph6778 2 года назад +7

      @@317Beastmode man, who pissed in your Cheerios? 😂😂

  • @97VobraOwner
    @97VobraOwner 2 года назад +29

    When David Laughs... I laugh... Jesus I needed this today.

  • @Thraydin
    @Thraydin 2 года назад +34

    Ask for a roast, you shall receiveth the roast.

  • @joerizk1731
    @joerizk1731 2 года назад +7

    The fact that everyone can take a joke and not cry is priceless. You can feel the love in the room.

  • @nonoahhh
    @nonoahhh 2 года назад +11

    I like the way Dave navigates through the crowd
    He ain't fkin around

  • @matthewperrin4819
    @matthewperrin4819 2 года назад +57

    David Lucas, check your health please, we need you around for a long time. 🙏🏿

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 2 года назад +4

      He reminds me of Patrice. Can't lose another

  • @adrianbiersack8544
    @adrianbiersack8544 2 года назад +5

    braaah that boyz in the hood joke almost Broke me! geniuuuuuus and on the spot proooops😂😂🎉🎉

  • @deplorusbrownjr.8387
    @deplorusbrownjr.8387 2 года назад +82

    Tony's cotton comeback was too quick.. deadly much

    • @maxh4651
      @maxh4651 2 года назад +13

      Thats potentially the funniest thing he’s ever said

    • @apteryx7080
      @apteryx7080 2 года назад +7

      @@maxh4651 it took me a moment to "click" (I'm not American) and i almost wet my pants when I did. That was an outrageously funny comeback.. and the cotton candy was the icing on the cake.
      Bless all the folks in the room that appreciate great comedy !

    • @sethgyan
      @sethgyan 2 года назад

      Didn't register until the next joke 🤣

    • @ymb3858
      @ymb3858 2 года назад

      He should’ve pointed at the kill tony sign under him after he said that… talk about on brand

  • @painandpyro
    @painandpyro 2 года назад +14

    That one lady at the table is doing exactly what I would do if I was there: beg to get roasted 😄

    • @jayz4385
      @jayz4385 5 месяцев назад

      WHAT KIND OF SHOES IS DAVID WEARING - SOMEONE PLEASE TELL I LOVE THEM

  • @onyx9857
    @onyx9857 2 года назад +16

    David looks like he dates the shift manager at Lane Bryant.

  • @flangecorp9789
    @flangecorp9789 2 года назад +14

    You da best regular on Kill Tony, it’s just a fact ❤️

  • @Jay.isaiah
    @Jay.isaiah 4 месяца назад +1

    “Wait give me more!”
    Yo wtf 🤣

  • @jordybeans2392
    @jordybeans2392 2 года назад +15

    This guy is so talented! Dude makes me laugh on a daily & it’s seriously appreciated!👊🏻

  • @Secretdawg925
    @Secretdawg925 2 года назад +13

    Damn that service dog joke was fucking mint 👌

  • @lz_377
    @lz_377 2 года назад +14

    8:15 “Biden stopped all that shit” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @10oner
      @10oner 2 года назад

      Crazy how dumb or brain washed people are

    • @sethralavode9146
      @sethralavode9146 Год назад +1

      Funniest joke in the clip.

  • @gilloglya
    @gilloglya 2 года назад +22

    Fucking hilarious, David. You are by far my favorite new comedian. Will definitely see you if you come out to the midwest. Also been enjoying your pseudo podcast bits. Keep expanding and reaching for the stars!

  • @shostoppah111
    @shostoppah111 2 года назад +11

    This was hilarious the picking cotton candy tho😭😂

    • @CorridorJ
      @CorridorJ Год назад

      Definitely a Patrice joke

  • @StevenLeeStudios
    @StevenLeeStudios 2 года назад +19

    This is comedy, unobstructed. Dying the whole time

  • @darthtalon2155
    @darthtalon2155 2 года назад +3

    David and Tony roasting eachother is the best

  • @cfv704
    @cfv704 2 года назад +7

    Gotta love how outspoken and brave Tony's jokes are. Dude is a machine. Mr.Lucas is just pure class. Gunna be on Netflix soon

  • @bw398
    @bw398 2 года назад +2

    He should have said looks like you do wet tshirt contest at wing stop😂😂😂

  • @edwingarcia02151
    @edwingarcia02151 Год назад

    This dude is a beast!! I mean the quickness is pure TALENT! Imagine being so good at roasting that people ask to get roasted....i remember seein an episode with bert kreishner also wanting to get roasted lol haha

  • @MrRillaDutch
    @MrRillaDutch 2 года назад +7

    “ you look like the nigga that shot Ricky “ boy I fell out

  • @danebeee1
    @danebeee1 2 года назад +7

    Legendary shit as always brother 👊👊

  • @8ohvibesrecords811
    @8ohvibesrecords811 Год назад +1

    “You’re fat”😂😂tonys joke are so simple but his delivery is untouchable

  • @GothboyKurt
    @GothboyKurt 2 года назад +2

    3:24 lmfao 😂😂

  • @simplygreysoul4849
    @simplygreysoul4849 2 года назад +2

    Damm the connection these two😂😂😂💯👍

  • @brentlyons6866
    @brentlyons6866 2 года назад +1

    i like how the "nigga in the snow" joke reminded me of a Richard Pryor joke but he added his own twist to it.

  • @The__Gent
    @The__Gent 2 года назад +3

    David Lucas and Tony were meant to be.

  • @Jamesp0nd
    @Jamesp0nd 2 года назад +9

    We love this guy! Keep up the funny comedy

  • @hubakun3721
    @hubakun3721 2 года назад

    This guy is an amazing comedian his crowd work his off the cuffs jokes this man David Lucas is might be my favorite of the modern day era

  • @obiwontrice
    @obiwontrice 2 года назад +1

    Is it me or does he remind anyone else of a black big jay oakerson? Great stuff, super authentic and great crowd work!

  • @JRMarksChamps
    @JRMarksChamps 2 года назад +7

    love this upcoming, soon to be legendary comedian david lucas, i see some patrice o'neal in him but hes a real fresh authentic stand up professional

    • @Mojo_Dojo333
      @Mojo_Dojo333 2 года назад +1

      What you see that looks like Patrice is all that fat. Hahaha! Forreal, the dudes great and hilarious, fresh.

  • @matty4natty
    @matty4natty Год назад +1

    I love David Lucas- his delivery is next level 😂

  • @sammontiforte7472
    @sammontiforte7472 2 года назад +4

    David, you got the juice now.

  • @sayfirenix9354
    @sayfirenix9354 Год назад

    Of course he is the king of roasting ! He trained with the best 😂😂😂love what you doing !

  • @EmoEmu
    @EmoEmu Год назад

    David hanging out with Jelly Roll is one of the best setups for Tony ever.

  • @robertcummingsjr3771
    @robertcummingsjr3771 2 года назад +2

    The great David Lucas 👈🏽no doubt I love his Material 👈🏽🤣😂🇺🇸🦅💪🏽

  • @kristianbraun5604
    @kristianbraun5604 Год назад

    In the beginning it almost sounds like Tony was high and he was still killing. You guys are awesome

  • @lrd_flacko3017
    @lrd_flacko3017 2 года назад

    Bruh absolutely love y'all's banter

  • @musbycrazy6499
    @musbycrazy6499 2 года назад +1

    Idc who you are, that's shits funny as fuck!!! You've got Great Positivity, Funny as Fuck, and a Laugh that's Infectious!!! Amazing Work Bro!!!

  • @adriand8035
    @adriand8035 2 года назад

    so glad to see these in my recommendations had no idea this man did stand up, mans hilarious.

  • @salvadorricardojimenez5401
    @salvadorricardojimenez5401 2 года назад +3

    Exactly what David said, COVID-19 mandates are for poor people, or at least not the rich.

  • @DekkarJr
    @DekkarJr Год назад

    I love the back and forth between u guys

  • @kinglee111
    @kinglee111 2 года назад

    This was so awesome!

  • @ZuDega
    @ZuDega 2 года назад +2

    Damn b...your hilarious! Keep up the good work...u think like this u can go all the way! Live on! Live long!

  • @jimmymadeit.1992
    @jimmymadeit.1992 2 года назад +2

    That Boyz in Tha hood ref was perfect

  • @Killshotkev
    @Killshotkev 2 года назад +2

    Your a legend David 👌

  • @yeedbottomtext7563
    @yeedbottomtext7563 2 года назад +2

    I was hype af when you came out on that last episode fam

  • @sethgyan
    @sethgyan 2 года назад +2

    That was great. Love your comedy straight from l'Afrique

  • @squeento
    @squeento 2 года назад +3

    You & Stavros need to do a collab show or sketch 🙏

  • @tech1238
    @tech1238 2 года назад +2

    imma jump on the patreon bro 👍

  • @davidmreyes77
    @davidmreyes77 Год назад

    That cotton candy burn was so good.

  • @pauljoneseyboy9615
    @pauljoneseyboy9615 Год назад

    Redban cut the song on Ebony when he was roasting the black lady in the orange hat. Was not lost on me 😊

  • @Fragniac
    @Fragniac 2 года назад +1

    David Lucas goes hard

  • @Agent_Sparkle
    @Agent_Sparkle 2 года назад +3

    Saw you at the BS laugh factory and you killed BTW. Love my shirt

  • @americasangel1497
    @americasangel1497 2 года назад +1

    I would kill to see David and Jelly Roll in one show. Amazing music and comedy would be the best night ever!

  • @sopranofanpageKRRC
    @sopranofanpageKRRC 2 года назад +1

    David bodied this set!

  • @alistairclifton1286
    @alistairclifton1286 2 года назад +3

    Goddamn I love Juicy's laugh lol

  • @anthonysanchez4402
    @anthonysanchez4402 Год назад

    Bro ive been binging these and they are all so fucking good have me in tears

  • @alicemiriah
    @alicemiriah 2 года назад

    The cotton candy and comfort girl jokes. Omg 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @michaelcal10
    @michaelcal10 2 года назад +2

    Lol cotton candy

  • @samesmeee530
    @samesmeee530 2 года назад

    David & Tony 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nononono12345
    @nononono12345 2 года назад

    DAVID LUCAS IS HERE!

  • @sirianfelixbrightonesquire3247
    @sirianfelixbrightonesquire3247 2 года назад

    I discovered David a couple months ago. I enjoy when his stuff shows up on the feed.
    I want his level of no fucks given

  • @isaidwhatwhat5276
    @isaidwhatwhat5276 2 года назад +2

    David your shit is good.
    Come to the Fort Worth area sometime, we would love to have you.

  • @RecreationalUseOnly
    @RecreationalUseOnly 2 года назад

    Lucas is the GOAT 🐐🙌

  • @jarrod1687
    @jarrod1687 2 года назад

    Great energy

  • @nathantorres6240
    @nathantorres6240 Год назад

    That Boyz N da Hood joke was my favorite 😍

  • @yookoke112
    @yookoke112 2 года назад

    That was golden.

  • @kowalskikowalski8080
    @kowalskikowalski8080 2 года назад +1

    Never seen a cute trumpet player before until now

  • @thebargainbin6020
    @thebargainbin6020 2 года назад

    Loving these hi definition videos of kill tony lol

  • @djdannyd816
    @djdannyd816 2 года назад

    David Lucas 🔥

  • @androc5483
    @androc5483 2 года назад +1

    Jelly roll is that dude I met him in SC

  • @bwaller690
    @bwaller690 2 года назад +1

    Bruh they back n forth be having the back of head hurt

  • @kassavianjackson8487
    @kassavianjackson8487 2 года назад +1

    David Lucas is heeeeeeere!!! Brent Taylor voice

  • @ohmytwilight6913M
    @ohmytwilight6913M 2 года назад +1

    4:20 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sunburst6520
    @Sunburst6520 Год назад

    Matthew 13:18-23 18 Hear ye therefore the parable of the sower. 19 When any one heareth the word of the kingdom, and understandeth it not, then cometh the wicked one, and catcheth away that which was sown in his heart. This is he which received seed by the way side. 20 But he that received the seed into stony places, the same is he that heareth the word, and anon with joy receiveth it; 21 Yet hath he not root in himself, but dureth for a while: for when tribulation or persecution ariseth because of the word, by and by he is offended. 22 He also that received seed among the thorns is he that heareth the word; and the care of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches, choke the word, and he becometh unfruitful. 23 But he that received seed into the good ground is he that heareth the word, and understandeth it; which also beareth fruit, and bringeth forth, some an hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty.

  • @SoylentGein
    @SoylentGein 2 года назад

    So good.

  • @illegalciv
    @illegalciv 2 года назад

    😂😂😂 cotton candy

  • @cucuydog6835
    @cucuydog6835 2 года назад

    Real comedy 😂😂

  • @AlldrankAintgooddrank-um5lf
    @AlldrankAintgooddrank-um5lf Год назад

    Picked cotton candy. You dead ☠️ bro 😂

  • @martindominguez1518
    @martindominguez1518 2 года назад

    This is the one clip I’ve seen where Tony doesn’t get a rebuttal, Dave must of been feeling sick still lol

  • @EmoEmu
    @EmoEmu Год назад

    Anyone who's asking to get roasted and having a blast is cool with me. She's the shit.

  • @jtgsr4291
    @jtgsr4291 Год назад

    The legend yes sir

  • @T25de
    @T25de 2 года назад

    The more I see David the more I like em

  • @wolfy7738
    @wolfy7738 2 года назад +1

    Ain’t no way Balenciaga makes a shirt in XXXXL. It should say Bologna. 🥪

  • @nickdurkee45
    @nickdurkee45 2 года назад

    Subscribed

  • @makattak88
    @makattak88 2 года назад

    A legend

  • @jh491
    @jh491 2 года назад +1

    Cotton candy💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️

  • @johncardenas2264
    @johncardenas2264 2 года назад

    Redban looks like frosty the snowmans evil twin. Lucas looks like he ate 9 sigourney weavers with them dreads

  • @lb-yn5tu
    @lb-yn5tu 2 года назад

    Dude killed thats shit like always

  • @AhhhhhDakDak
    @AhhhhhDakDak 2 года назад +2

    Why can I picture this dudes pre vomit face so easily haha

  • @WilliamScott-mq5kv
    @WilliamScott-mq5kv 2 года назад

    That so true…no racism in the snow.

  • @forwarddiscipline
    @forwarddiscipline 2 года назад +1

    The answer: because jussie prefers subways motto of have it your way, not prisons motto of don't drop the soap.

    • @DaveS71
      @DaveS71 2 года назад

      That's not Subway...

  • @AceHole90
    @AceHole90 2 года назад

    This was unbelievably hysterical holy shit. The back of my head hurts from laughing fuuuuuuuck

  • @baller84milw
    @baller84milw 2 года назад +1

    How tf did you not roast her for looking like young ma lol.

  • @vinzetti22
    @vinzetti22 2 года назад

    Hey jetski is in the back. She's awesome