A congressman accidentally made me his right hand man
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- Опубликовано: 24 апр 2024
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The restraint required not to post this for 4 years is insane
Why 4 years tho? Wouldn't the politician lobby hard to extend?
How are you everywhere I watch
That’s a shame, I feel like this should’ve seen the light sooner.
It would have more influence in a election year if he was thinking to run again would make sense to hold off. If that was the goal?
mfw my favorite funny horror video guy is watching the random video I'm watching
Your face when he admits, on the record, to lying to congress.
10/10
Uncoereced confession of lying to Congress, that's a pretty big deal.
The "WE GOT 'EM" at 5:06 too lol
he probably said "no comment" before that, so all good...
Really drives home the fact that politicians lie as easily as they breathe
@@AlsandoGames😂😂😂
Appeals to God DURING a lie in congress. Classic.
Never expected to see you here. Keep up the good work.
I love ur channel pls marry me
Not that I care about the actual “sin” of it, but that’s taking the name of God in vain, the first commandment. Like, man, you couldn’t even keep the first one? Oof
these people dont actually believe in God, they just use it as a way of tricking those who do
What "ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra" said ^ @@mbsiii
Ben knows exactly when to get a lawyer. That’s why he’s a professional.
The man is several lawyers. He’s much professional.
you mess with ben, you get the jones. and if you mess with the jones, you get the jones.
@@apollosperineum there is also a backup jones incase the first two miss so you are under 3FA
This is satire gold. How has this not been reported on??? 🤣🤣🤣
ppl are too embarrasses 'bout it
It's about to be. Ben needs to make a few hard hitting shorts and it'll be the viral video of 2024
@@SomethingUnique404 this is like the 12th video of the exact same thing he's posted now... so maybe people just don't care?
Because all the politicians involved are has beens. I love it, but they’re fringe unfortunately.
Because all media is controlled
Incredible. Ted accuses you of assaulting him, and the cops want to investigate. But when you show the cops the actual evidence of Ted assaulting more than one of you, then the cops drop it?
Amazing.
'Merica
back the blue, till it happens to you.
They asked if we wanted to press charges. I didn’t want to be there any longer and nobody was hurt so we declined.
@@palmertrolls Okay, that makes sense. You're doing this for the trolling and entertainment, not to make money and sue politicians.
Keep up the good work.
I showed this to my lifelong Conservative father, and even he liked it.
they can still enforce the law, even if you don't want to be there. they have the evidence. They don't need you. Your opinion literally doesn't count, if they have the evidence.
Love the solidarity from Sasha Baron Cohen's lawyers, the fact that they sent you the exact contract is amazing
His website is still up! hahahaha.
Ben's own website is up, but I think it's a troll too.
Of course it is, Ted doesn't know how to take it down
It’s linked in the description
Noooo
“Man accidentally becomes investigative journalist” is starting to become my new favorite form of media, and you NAILED it.
Never apologize for your passion, damnit, and family
"G0D damnit" 😂
I really hope AOC sees this.
She already knows she's an F'in B.
She definitely will
AOC isn't some saint either I hope she gets trolled too.
Id much rather her look at ways to prevent the ongoing genocide but I forget that she's an elected official, so the best interests of anyone but her lobbyists are unimportant.
Lol, of course you guys are hamas supporters.
This is your best story. How you can keep a straight face for months is incredible.
Probably a lot of practice from being in those judge TV shows
clearly he wasn't keeping a straight face, the dimwit he was with just couldn't interpret it
Mess with the Jones....and you get the Jones!
You can’t handle the Jones!!
This is hilarious but also very scary and sad. These people control our past, present, and future.. And this guy is confiding in you, Ben Palmer, about a lie he illegally said in front of Congress. 🤦
And yet nothing will happen to him. But heaven forbid you have unpaid parking tickets.
@@Abuqital2000 country is run by thugs
They don’t have as much power or control as you think they do
@@Kryptomithey literally break the law and get away with it
@@Kryptomi bruh
Hollywood needs to get this man a movie contract because this was hilarious.
Ironically would ruin his whole bit if people knew about him.
100% he's going to start getting recognized
@@nope53926 didn’t hurt Sacha for a while
@@nope53926do you not realize how well known he was
Does Hollywood need to give him a contract or does he need to give Hollywood a contract😎
Greatest reporter of all time. What a scoop.
He's even better than Jackie Jones!
He says "don't post anything i didn't agree to online. I'll sue you."
The catch? He did agree. Contractually.
oh my god. Ben's FACE when Ted straight up admits to what he said about AOC.
Good. AOC is a toxic trash loser
I love Ben Palmer - he's so funny, but he also laughs and smiles at his own jokes! I love that he looks so proud of his work - as he should be! It's my favorite type of comedy!
He’s always genuinely surprised how other people reveal themselves to him.
Do you not laugh when you tell jokes???
@@Wisteria337 yeah right?? i always laugh at my own jokes
Dude is the God of trolling. My hero
The amount of self control it takes to prank someone like you did on those calls is incredible. To then meet in person and be so dead pan is god level comedic control. Thanks so much for putting in the time to waste his. 👍
This is sooo good. I’m a veterinarian in Florida and knew him as a fellow DVM who practiced in the same county. I’ll just say I was horrified when he was elected.
"Wait you mean the crazy horse balls guy? Ah shit we're in for a wild ride"
@@TheWaffleRadio Yep. He was/is a large animal vet. I don’t know if he’s kept up and renewed his license, but I haven’t seen or heard about him at any veterinary meetings. Also, he’s a “Good Christian.” 🙄
@@Debbie338 😂
The degree of incompetence exposed is jaw dropping
Business as usual, sadly.
@@disguysn¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My cousin lives in the district he used to represent and she was PISSED while laughing hysterically that this didn’t make the news. Gainesville would’ve dragged him but he got out of dodge. Thank you for trolling of a true dirtbag.
“I better not see any of this stuff I didn’t agree to on social media”
Well good, because we have this contract you signed that says you agreed to it, so… 🤷🏻♂️
It's fucking crazy how when they think you assaulted him, they're ready to arrest you, but when it's confirmed that he assaulted y'all. You're just free to go, and nothing happens to the congressman...
Edit: I was informed below that someone else commented that the cops asked them if they wanted to press charges and they declined.
In a comment above, he said the cops asked if they wanted to press charges and they declined.
@@CromulentKajiggers Thank you for this.
@@CromulentKajiggersthere is no “press charges” for assault. Pressing charges doesn’t even exist how you think it does. They should’ve arrested him.
Amazing. Someone send this to Jon Oliver and let's get this thing VIRAL
Great idea. And get him as a guest on John Stewart Daily show
You do it.
Why dont you send it?
@@jamviatorI see what you did there 😂
it would be HILARIOUS to see John Oliver talk about this 😭
This is one of my favorite stories I've ever heard, and there have been a lot of them 🤣 I can't believe you were able to carry on like this for 3 MONTHS, that's ridiculous. Coolest thing ever.
This guy gets stories
Incredible work!!!! This isn’t just comedy, it’s impeccable journalism. Satire for the win!
"NO FACTS.
NO CHECKERS."
I watched the whole thing two days ago but it won't stop me for watching it again
Damn, the mind games and effort that all of this takes. Also, the courage. Social anxiety fears this man.
Man went from Facebook trolling to Sacha Baron Cohen.
Congratulations on your success.
Also we need link for that Walter-MTG-Matt clip 😂
I would pay to see him reacting to this!
This man is single handedly keeping the internet alive by buying all of the websites lol!
Ben, this is absolutely next level amazing, I thought the Facebook stuff was crazy but this is absolutely the best troll I’ve ever seen, PLEASE keep doing this, as long as you can stay under their radar, you can keep doing great things. I just can’t believe what you’ve accomplished!! You’ve got a fan for life❤
* also please upload his “podcast” episode, you got the SBC contract, let’s see all of it!!
The man's a political comedic mastermind
The website is in description, I'm sure the podcast is there
I want this to be an entire movie, someone please adapt this quickly into a mockumentary.
That guy used intelligence as a dump stat, put everything into charisma, and still ended up with a 12
Ben Palmer is a certified legend. You cannot make this stuff up.
he hit 'em with the 'no comment' at 100 miles an hour damn lmao
You guys should make a movie about this. With the actual footage. It's insane.
a good ethical activism is very important and this is what being a proud member of community is. You're right
Please! That would be awesome!
what's so telling is, with prompt video evidence that yoho assaulted the journalists/comedian crew, the police didn't charge him.
Maybe they were Liberty U campus officers, with strict orders to only arrest "TikTok disruptors" who don't believe in dammit values.
Because Ben Palmer didn't want to pursue it. He and his crew just wanted to leave.
@@arcticcircle9178 (ianal) mostly irrelevant here - clearly assault and battery, but can be both a criminal and civil process
officer sees clear evidence of intimidation, intent, and physical violence. the state can/should file criminal charges on that person. in fact, *only* the state can file criminal charges
if ben et al didn't want to 'file charges' that's a separate thing entirely, bringing a civil suit to recover damages
the officer should have acted in accordance with the law to address a willfully malicious person who committed violent acts. instead, he acted 'using his discretion' to sweep everything under the rug and just move everyone along. it's clearly in the interest of protecting a legislator from repercussions, either out of fear or of solidarity
that's messed up any which way. our public officials should be the best of us, not above us
@@Soleniae But if the officer couldn't get access to the evidence for prosecutoon and trial, they couldn't do anything.
@@arcticcircle9178 sure they can, court has subpoena powers
if they notify him to retain/produce that video evidence, he must do so, regardless of whether he wants to file a civil suit separately
Imagine finding out your entire fucking retinue is fucking with you
Ben, you are absolutely killing it, we knew each other when you still lived in Akron, and I just want to say that I’m proud of you.
Ben Palmer, This is perfect! I subscribed right away!
03:36 That is flawless deadpan while Walter is talking to/about him.
Walter's huge grin at 7:50 is so precious, haha. You two are truly amazing, what an incredible operation you pulled off.
This needs mainstream attention
Ben, I was literally thinking early in the video how much this reminded me of Sacha’s work over the years, especially Who Is America. Some of your best work over the years fr.
This was a front to back, no skip 14 minute RUclips video. Hard to come across. Hilarious.
Dude, this was absolutely beautifully done.
I'm from Ghana and that's John Dramani Mahama in the video 😂 wow
The lawyers saying you've got yourself into quite the pickle had me laughing so hard!
You are an absolute hero and legend to me Sir! Absolute genius
Real missed opportunity to put "Vasectomy survivor: No foaling around" or "No foaling you" on the mug 🤣
This is the best. You actually inspired me to troll businesses myself I’ve been getting calls all week and been messing with them 🤣
Wait, are you just indiscriminately trolling businesses? That is really not what Ben does. I really hope that you just left context out of your original comment and that you are actually targeting folks that deserve to be fucked with.
Thanks! That was awesome. Keep doing what you are doing Ben. I pitched in $2 to help you keep doing this. It's not much itself but it others pitch in a little as well we can all help you bring top notch pranks. Wow what a great feeling.
This Man is a Menace, and I love it! We need more of this.
Massive Cohen troll would have been his lawyer giving you a bogus contract
Ben was genuinely shocked. 😂
This is amazing!.... Soooo, it appears what we need, is just a VAST army of COMEDIANS, that can perpetually troll the actual lives of shithead politicians, in order to openly mock, and expose their ignorance, hypocrisy and lack of scruples. Boom..democracy fixed, and with a side of giggles as a bonus....😂
Dude you're such a legend lol.
Man, i've been seeing your videos on youtube and you are always funny...but this is like Sasha Baron Cohen level of shenanigans, and I wa legit thinking this and writing the comment when you brought him up on screen, lol.
I need a Nathan Fielder style show starring you. This is the best one yet.
I bow down to thee!! Don't get too excited, though... It's from laughing so hard at your story and NOT because I'm getting out my kneepads!! THAT was EPIC!!
This is gonna blow up online
This is gold! The only thing that would have made it better is if Ted Yoho got arrested for battery
Fantastic! You and Walter, and Mack, give me hope for the future. You guys are incredible.
This is so incredible. Absolutely amazing work
This really made my day.
Smiles and laughter are in short supply these days.
I can't believe you came to DC and I missed it 😭😭😭
Ben in all seriousness you really need your own lawyers making sure you always know exactly where the line is so your confident you're on the safe side if it. When Cohen does his stuff he always knows where he stands legally and I'm just worried in case 'they' come after you cause it'l be much harder to be in that situation and be on the back foot, compared to already being confident where your 2 feet are placed.
This is the most unnecessary piece of unsolicited advice I have ever seen. You are seemingly making the assumption that Ben is dumb enough to not cover his ass and know where the legalities begin and end, which is very odd. You thinking that he hasn't thought, "Hmmm, maybe I should consult an attorney" is wildly naive. You should work on your naivete and your weird need to offer people unsolicited advice as a way to make you seem smart. It just makes you seem oddly disconnected from reality.
@@Megan-cd6sh That is only what your level of consciousness is allowing you to conclude. Anything higher won't exist to you and when presented with it, won't make sense to you.
@@Megan-cd6sh Who hurt you
This video has it all; friendship, hypocrisy, suspense, legal contacts, threats, love, and most of all loving God, dammit, country.
Please keep sharing. I love watching your stuff
Looooooved hearing this live at Dallas Comedy Club live in 2023. You're amazing!!
9:40 at this point you're no longer a pranker and a legitimate business. Should just run with it and leverage it into a side gig. 😄
WHATTT this is wild, congrats to this guy for his crazy funny life and his courage omg!!!!
No lie, I watched this whole thing while shoveling Chinese food into my face.
THANK YOU CHINA!
I love soda
Good for you Dave, keep your star shining
obamna
not even lying my name's Dave, also love soda. Baja Blast right next to me. lets be bffs
minneSODAAA
love how uncomfortable everyone clearly got everytime he thanked China 😂
👏🏽 That was awesome! Great work brother!
Ok, your social gags have always been funny, but this is hilarious! Shining the light of day on their own bigotry... Brilliant! Also, how can they be so clueless?
They got away with so much for so long they think they're untouchable. That's why Nows the best chance to do stuff 😊
Their own what now? The video didn't do any such thing. If you think it did, see your last sentence.
Absolute legend.
i have not laughed this hard in a longggggggg time!!! this is pure gold lmao
This is absolutely next fucking level
Bravo on playing the long game. This is top class humor.
This whole prank is so incredibly well done! You guys have some serious courage for going to the lengths you did for the bit!
One of the best videos I’ve seen in a while thank you
Oh my gosh yes. I saw a snippet reel of this whole bit on Facebook. So i searched you here in hopes to find the full bit and here it is! This is so amazing. The reel ended with "off we went to liberty university" so im excited to finish it!
this was amazing! thank you
This is your best video. Hell, this might be RUclipss best video as a whole.
Omg watched the vid this is GOLD it is so structured it’s amazing and at the end it all comes together woahhhh!
Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity
Weirdly underated
This is wild. How do we let these idiots get into power? It's like the blackmail cases with MPs in the UK.
This is absolutely brilliant. I think I have a new favorite lol-channel!
This guys whole career is just making extremely elaborate pranks 😂😂 i need more of this
Legendary work
You do such funny pranks, but I was worried you were going to "disappear" and never be heard from again with this one!!!
So much effort into just having a laugh at one man. I take my hat off to you sir.
I kept thinking James O’Keefe was going to join in for some reason. A partnership I never knew I wanted until now ! 🤞