Build Ideas: Sword of Relent - Non lethal combatant, for a pacifist run. Staff of Invisible Enemies - Become a Blind Fighter without being blind, so you can detect your enemies and still fight them effectively. Sword of Lightning - Be healed by lightning damage are manage to absorbe it so your attacks do lightning damage. Dove - Is actually hidden weapon that evolves if you 'raise' it during your adventures. Deaths Door - Explosion immunity or regeneration, so your doing AoE damage the entire time while you're fighting. This assumes the game isnt a shitshoe that actively hates the player.
Yeah some of this immediately came to mind, but nonetheless creative because my God those are some unorthodox builds. It's probably something you would see in POE 2
I wonder if the Staff of Invisible Enemies can work on a character in the game that's planning to betray you and your party (if you can have one) later.
You think of this but then realize that the only versions of these weapons in the game are low level and the "drawbacks" you're building around don't scale late into the game, so by the time you get the items to make the build work, it becomes useless again.
@@456death654It detects malice. If they are in the middle of attempting any form of action with mal-intent, such as trying to lead you astray, why would it not work? Of course, it would probably not work when they’re just standing there. It would require finagling and he would have to keep the staff’s senses under wraps.
And what's crazy when you buy the weapon or armor from the store, minutes later you kill a enemy and then they drop the same item if not a better version of the item making you look even more stupider
Actually, an RPG about having to take a cursed item and build around its limitations would actually be pretty sick. "So the sword strikes me with lightning? So if I can find lightning immunity, I just need to get really, REALLY melee with my enemies? Might pair well with the Shield of Getting Jumped."
This is basically Noita. There are plenty of spells, and plenty of environmental hazards, that make a shitton of fire and/or explosions. If you can manage to get perks to be immune to both of those... well, you basically just go around nonstop *FIREBALL!* everything around you and don't get hurt by your own chaos
This is why pickpocketing is the OP strategy in this game. Sneak these anti-weapons into the pockets of your enemies, provoke them to attack you, and then they kill themselves without you lifting a finger against them.
The Copper Axe intended for tree chopping warding off the undead and eyes of demons while the actual Shortsword can barely handle the first slime you come across.
The invisibility sword is actually good if it detects malice. You could just touch anyone you're suspicious about to see if they're secretly plotting against you.
They call me the Ghost Warrior. I've been assaulted by ghosts my whole life. Ever since I picked up this cool looking rod from a strange merchant, I've only ever had conversations with pleasant people... and I've been attacked by ghosts ever since. Imagine: fighting hordes of the unseen undead, with only your fists and your bonking stick. That is my life. And this is my tale. Everyone calls me crazy, they say I was attacked by people, but I don't see 'em. They're ghosts.
Probably the most normal RPG tools they had was the PK. Psychic elemental attacks pretty much just heir apparent to magic. So it's 3 psychic children, one of them a trained prince-warrior, and the prodigal son of a great inventor, fighting the incarnation of evil with household objects and kid's toys... and the occasional bazooka and ray gun.
@@IcespherePlaysGames But why would you use that as your primary weapon? Even if the explosion damages nearby enemies, shouldn't it be your last resort? Like I can understand using it to escape a dragon, demon, or something. I can even understand using it as a distraction. But as far as regular enemies go, I wouldn't recommend it.
That just sounds like the backstory of an anime assassin low-key. Like, imagine if the last step of your assassin training involved killing a set number of people (whether they're actual targets or just former students of your master who dropped out and became their own assassins or whatever) and you were specifically instructed to murder them with just a toothpick. Don't get me wrong, Bullseye is one of my favorite Daredevil villains. But last time I checked, unless I've got some sort of Isekai power-up BS, I will *never* be Bullseye. Bare minimum, I'd barely make it to John Wick status.
If you don’t want any of the weapons, that’s fine. What about a shield? The Un-shield! Any time you use this shield to block an attack a small portion of the shield will break off into splinters that damage you for the same amount you blocked! On sale for 3 gold.
The first one could be used for acting and pretending you’re weapon is deadly in battle, the lightning one could be spun around and stabbed into enemies- with a little goblin strapped to the handle, and the spear could be thrown at enemies, you tell them “catch!” And grab it, rendering you invisible. When you’re poor you make due with what you got.
Lol in 2023 I played Ninja Gaiden Sigma. Got my ass busted throughout the game almost until the end. Then I found out that the trash wooden sword you get in the beginning can be upgraded to become the most OP weapon in the game. My revenge didn't last long but damn it was fun. 😂
"My father gave me this sword, but he told me to never use it offensively. I never knew why until one day my best friend asked to borrow it for a duel. He won the duel. But lost his life. I tried for years to destroy the sword, but it wouldn't take. Now the only thing I can do is sell but warn people of its curse."
The invisibleness staff is good for fighting enemies that hurt you when you see them. Like a medusa or insanity eyes. striking the user with lightning is very helpful, if the enemy decides to steal your weapon, or it could be used as bait for thieves. it essentially acts as a power source and a lightning rod.
i meannnn, that’s if you can beat a guy who resists all but like 3 damage types and can one shot you, within a pretty tight time limit. you gotta earn that thing, it ain’t just give it to you
Gives?! Its either you kill the dude with the sword (who's eight times stronger than you) or you do some goofy tactics to steal the sword from him. Otherwise, every vendor in the first act of Baldur's Gate 3 is what this skit is about lol
@@auby1212 If u equip the spell that lets u force enemies to drop weapons on shadowheart u can jus steal it and dip, but tbf its a pretty low chance to succeed so you'd prolly have to save scum but yeah
Oh hell yeah, first CalebCity upload of the new year. That's how you know this year is gonna be good. We are all probably screwed and gonna die, but we'll be entertained, at least.
I will 100% add those to my D&D campaign! Alongside the Target Shield, a shield with a bull's eye motif that make it easier for enemies to attack you, and the Mirrored Bow, a magical bow that mirror it shots, every time you shoot an arrow at an enemy, the bow also shoots an arrow at you!
Then after you get your trash equipment, a rare enemy spawns and you are handed to death. Then after you are actually ready to fight it, it never spawns.
You could just hold the sword of relent by the blade and strike with the handle as a sort of bludgeon. The merchant said it would be like striking with a twig, so you would probably get higher damage by striking with the handle instead of the blade
Blade & Sorcery literally gives you rusty, chipped weapons as your first set in Crystal Hunt. Very quickly learned to use my fists only, use weapons exclusively for golems.
1:20 this sword will be good for those who are like the lightning god dragon in fairytale that gets stronger for eating lightning. So by holding it like Zoro, this sword will buff ye hard
*Happy New Year🎉🥳🎊*I'm favoured only God knows how much I praise Him,* $230k every 4weeks! | now have a big mansion and can now afford anything and also support God's work and the church.
Only God knows how much grateful i am. After so much struggles I now own a new house and my family is happy once again everything is finally falling into place!!
I started pretty low, though, $5000 thereabouts. The return came massive. Joey is in school doing well, telling me of new friends he's meeting in school. Thank you Evelyn Vera, you're a miracle.
Wow...I know her too she is a licensed broker and a FINRA agent she is popular in US and Canada she is really amazing woman with good skills and experience.
I bet that shopkeeper's favorite customers are the self-imposed challengers. Doesn't matter if they're overpowered or not, he loves them the most. Heck, I even bet that he tends to get way more money than he asks for from doing business with them!
I remember when he did that one thing at 1:31 it was very ! Thanks for the immense amount of detail in this comment that doesn't leave anything up for interpretation.
The part he didn't mention is that you get a massive debuff you try to play without a weapon. You get forced to collapse onto the ground completely paralyzed after you successfully land any hit on an enemy unarmed.
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In *diverse* ways
in giving you emotional damage in multiple ways more like
"Diversity is our S̵t̵r̵e̵n̵g̵t̵h̵ Weakness"
If nothing else. Literally, nothing else.
Either you’re everywhere or that pfp is just popular
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Happy New Years ❤️‼️
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!
Yuh. You too.
Happy new year!!!
Happy New Year, Caleb 🙏🏿❤️
I got a rusty dagger, a broken spear, or an ogre's toilet plunger. Take your pick.
@@SpookyStu the rusty dagger😭
😂😂
Ogre toilet plunger, it's at least likely to inflict poison
Toilet plunger has the best damage, too, deals weak poison
The spear is also rusty. Not the spear head, the wooden part.
1:04 No actually that COULD be useful. Just equip and unequip it for a quick vibe check of everyone in the room.
I was thinking this
Or if you could figure a way to have your enemies equip it.. you gain the advantage
i waited for the shokeep to hold it and teh angry customer/adventurer to disappear.
@@BlackChrishithat would be useful against one enemy but hw we gonna make all of our enemies equip it?
I just thought it would be funny to have that equipped and see someone disappear right as you're talking to them 😂
Build Ideas:
Sword of Relent - Non lethal combatant, for a pacifist run.
Staff of Invisible Enemies - Become a Blind Fighter without being blind, so you can detect your enemies and still fight them effectively.
Sword of Lightning - Be healed by lightning damage are manage to absorbe it so your attacks do lightning damage.
Dove - Is actually hidden weapon that evolves if you 'raise' it during your adventures.
Deaths Door - Explosion immunity or regeneration, so your doing AoE damage the entire time while you're fighting.
This assumes the game isnt a shitshoe that actively hates the player.
Yeah some of this immediately came to mind, but nonetheless creative because my God those are some unorthodox builds. It's probably something you would see in POE 2
I wonder if the Staff of Invisible Enemies can work on a character in the game that's planning to betray you and your party (if you can have one) later.
Sword of invisible enemies doubles as the ultimate anti cyberbullying weapon.
@@timothymcintire5747and just like that, I’m happy again
You think of this but then realize that the only versions of these weapons in the game are low level and the "drawbacks" you're building around don't scale late into the game, so by the time you get the items to make the build work, it becomes useless again.
At this point I’m just gonna have to go bare knuckle
For real🙏🏽😭
the best choice
Glass cannon Monk, who needs armor and weapons? 💪
😂😂
In Skyrim if you play as a Khajiit, your bare hands are unironically better than early game weapons.
Imagine bopping everyone with the stick that makes enemies go away to see if they’re an enemy or not. A king could really use that staff.
I would love to see this trope in an isakai anime
i thought the shopkeep was gonna pick it up to put it away and see that the customer vanished bc he was getting so mad
That's not how it works..
@@456death654It detects malice. If they are in the middle of attempting any form of action with mal-intent, such as trying to lead you astray, why would it not work?
Of course, it would probably not work when they’re just standing there. It would require finagling and he would have to keep the staff’s senses under wraps.
Except that the king would then forward not see their enemy 🧐
And what's crazy when you buy the weapon or armor from the store, minutes later you kill a enemy and then they drop the same item if not a better version of the item making you look even more stupider
Just flashed back to a circle toons animation
you accidentally buy it and it costs 50 gold. you try to resell it and they give you 3 silver.
That doesn't mean you're dumb, the merchant is just that good at their job.
To be fair, you can get that money back by defeating enemies (even though monsters don't really have a need for money, so why do they have it?).
@@MrMegaSuperDuperMe i know the topic is on generic rpg monsters, but
undertale
"Are you impervious to lightning?" The excitement in the shopkeep's voice 😄
I've been wanting to know forever what is the song that plays at
ruclips.net/video/x2Y5-4kLb5I/видео.html
If he WAS impervious to lightning tho, prolly the best option fr
Actually, an RPG about having to take a cursed item and build around its limitations would actually be pretty sick. "So the sword strikes me with lightning? So if I can find lightning immunity, I just need to get really, REALLY melee with my enemies? Might pair well with the Shield of Getting Jumped."
"And this Cuirass of Rubber Entrapment would suffice for defense"
This is basically Noita. There are plenty of spells, and plenty of environmental hazards, that make a shitton of fire and/or explosions. If you can manage to get perks to be immune to both of those... well, you basically just go around nonstop *FIREBALL!* everything around you and don't get hurt by your own chaos
Darkest Dungeon Trinkets: dw, I gotchu
Pretty much Noita
"Reverse enchanted" is going in my vocabulary. I have no idea when I'm ever going to use it, but it'll be there when it's needed.
-1 sword
"I'm so unluckyyyyy!"
"I wouldn't call you that. Your fortune's more... reverse-enchanted."
"You're not ugly... Just... reverse-pretty."
"Bro's drip game is *in reverse* "
Some EA exec or live service ahh excuse
This is why pickpocketing is the OP strategy in this game. Sneak these anti-weapons into the pockets of your enemies, provoke them to attack you, and then they kill themselves without you lifting a finger against them.
Genius
putpocketing
“You must be level ______ to use this item”
Final Fantasy IX getting mage masher on the first encounter in nutshell
You can also just trade weapons. They probably have something better after all.
"I do have some other good swords but unfortunately you are.... Not high enough lvl for them..."
You can't handle my potions, traveler. They're too strong for you!
2:27
The bewildered "uh, novelty!" is absolutely hilarious!
The Copper Axe intended for tree chopping warding off the undead and eyes of demons while the actual Shortsword can barely handle the first slime you come across.
The invisibility sword is actually good if it detects malice. You could just touch anyone you're suspicious about to see if they're secretly plotting against you.
but once you expose them u still gotta box em with bare knucks😭😭
I was thinking that'd be the joke at the end
They call me the Ghost Warrior. I've been assaulted by ghosts my whole life. Ever since I picked up this cool looking rod from a strange merchant, I've only ever had conversations with pleasant people... and I've been attacked by ghosts ever since. Imagine: fighting hordes of the unseen undead, with only your fists and your bonking stick. That is my life. And this is my tale. Everyone calls me crazy, they say I was attacked by people, but I don't see 'em. They're ghosts.
@@seekiwanis and theyre invisible too so gl dodging any punches
Yeah, I would have bought it, and used it on the seller, because shit is ridiculous, gotta make sure
Meanwhile, EarthBound characters fighting gods with baseball bats and yo-yos.
They also had frying pans, swords, death rays, and bazookas, too.
@Alphachad0 you forgot they use bottle rockets. Let that sink in. They beat them with homemade rockets made with bottles
@Alphachad0Ah yes, my favorite deadly weapon, the frying pan.
@@CommanderCamo A strong enough blow can cause brain damage though
Probably the most normal RPG tools they had was the PK. Psychic elemental attacks pretty much just heir apparent to magic. So it's 3 psychic children, one of them a trained prince-warrior, and the prodigal son of a great inventor, fighting the incarnation of evil with household objects and kid's toys... and the occasional bazooka and ray gun.
2:20 “Its a 50/50 chance per strike” 😂
I like those odds. Even if I blow up it's AOE damage.
@@IcespherePlaysGamesyeah but i doubt your getting up afterwards so double KO
@@IcespherePlaysGames But why would you use that as your primary weapon? Even if the explosion damages nearby enemies, shouldn't it be your last resort? Like I can understand using it to escape a dragon, demon, or something. I can even understand using it as a distraction. But as far as regular enemies go, I wouldn't recommend it.
Just throw it at your enemies
And then he gets zapped by lightning without even striking 😂
0:13 I own that exact same sword as that Gladius
Brother me too😂
Me too
The fact this is like Caleb’s 3rd video on RPG weapons and every single flaw they have 😭
They gonna have you thugging it out with a toothpick, and then ask you to go slay the Devil in the next 5 minutes 😭
That just sounds like the backstory of an anime assassin low-key. Like, imagine if the last step of your assassin training involved killing a set number of people (whether they're actual targets or just former students of your master who dropped out and became their own assassins or whatever) and you were specifically instructed to murder them with just a toothpick.
Don't get me wrong, Bullseye is one of my favorite Daredevil villains. But last time I checked, unless I've got some sort of Isekai power-up BS, I will *never* be Bullseye. Bare minimum, I'd barely make it to John Wick status.
"it resists combat now" 😂
“Novelty 😏”
Don’t forget about the absolutely busted boss weapons that literally one hit you while you’re basically using the equivalent of a butter knife
@BababooeyGooey fr it's always super nerfed once you get your hands on it 🙄
If you don’t want any of the weapons, that’s fine.
What about a shield?
The Un-shield!
Any time you use this shield to block an attack a small portion of the shield will break off into splinters that damage you for the same amount you blocked!
On sale for 3 gold.
Or the Stun Shield!
A shield that paralyzes you, leaving you a sitting duck because you can't even raise it up to protect yourself. 2 Gold.
@@MrMegaSuperDuperMe Shield that blocks all healing done to you at the expense of enemies dealing twice the damage to you.
Shield that makes all damage you take a critical hit.
I'm not even meming at this point that one's just a real example.
The first one could be used for acting and pretending you’re weapon is deadly in battle, the lightning one could be spun around and stabbed into enemies- with a little goblin strapped to the handle, and the spear could be thrown at enemies, you tell them “catch!” And grab it, rendering you invisible.
When you’re poor you make due with what you got.
2:01 that sounds like a pokedex entry.
1:44 you mean?
Reminds me of that one item in FF6 where it's complete trash for legit 1000 fights then it becomes the best equipment in the game, evil design
Lol in 2023 I played Ninja Gaiden Sigma. Got my ass busted throughout the game almost until the end. Then I found out that the trash wooden sword you get in the beginning can be upgraded to become the most OP weapon in the game. My revenge didn't last long but damn it was fun. 😂
Same thing in ff7 DoC. You found a toy gun in the game, but later it upgrade into ultima weapon. My senses blew up
Cursed Shield was certainly an item.
Lemme Guess, The Salesman secretly had an Op One hit kill weapon that that kills the user of the sword too.. One use, Two deaths
"My father gave me this sword, but he told me to never use it offensively. I never knew why until one day my best friend asked to borrow it for a duel. He won the duel. But lost his life. I tried for years to destroy the sword, but it wouldn't take. Now the only thing I can do is sell but warn people of its curse."
Regular swords are also typically one hit kill
Very efficient.
@@sparrow_solas Depends on where the person is hit, though.
The sword that strikes you with lightning is the kind of thing that would be meta with a build that reflects lightning.
The invisibleness staff is good for fighting enemies that hurt you when you see them. Like a medusa or insanity eyes.
striking the user with lightning is very helpful, if the enemy decides to steal your weapon, or it could be used as bait for thieves.
it essentially acts as a power source and a lightning rod.
Lightning absorb = free healing
01:14 is the average Noita weapon
I once made a wand so powerful it wiped out everything on screen. Unfortunately, I was on screen too…
evil ass name
That f**king lighting spell man :(
mark of the beast ahh name
Rpgs will have you go from a half naked person beating a crab with a stick, to fighting god.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally
Elden Ring
And then on second playthrough you go for a challenge run and become a half naked person beating god with a stick.
Early Elden Ring merchants giving you actual sticks and rocks with the worst scaling possible:
Bloodhounds fang💀
And your starting weapon is usually better anyway
Now you buy the armor that makes you invulnerable to lightning but saps your strength
Man I’m so glad you’re still here making videos and killing it. Happy new year!
The monthly upload arrives for the new year
2:36 the way he got hit by lightning 😭😭
Getting hit by sound is crazy
🎉🎉🎉🎉
By the WHAT? 👀
You mean the way he got hit by lightning. 😅
@@Queeze101 bro you understand
When Caleb does the merchant voice, it always gets me. 🤣
0:30 thought he was gonna say “no, cursed weapons are very useful. this is reverse enchanted.”
These RPG sketches are insanely funny. They're always some of my favorite content from you. This one was no exception.
"how does that even determine what an enemy is" is wild 😂
Best skits on youtube, Happy new year everyone ❤
Then don’t watch
I've been wanting to know forever what is the song that plays at
ruclips.net/video/x2Y5-4kLb5I/видео.html
woahh can i have sum money im broke😭😭
0:49 I need the name of this music/sound effect 😭
@@JetPackDiddybro was born in frown town
@JetPackDiddy The context of their crying face means they really need the music/sound effect
Same😂
@@JetPackDiddy buddy you have Diddy in your name you can NOT be talking 😭😭😭😭😭
@@MichZilla90 the context of the 😭 face means you really need something... some Diddy? Well... here i am 😌
Bro went in the wrong door and found the cursed weapons dealer.
We all know you're just going to pick up a broken dagger from a fallen foe.
And on the other hand, Baldur’s Gate 3 gives you a flaming greatsword in the first 5 mins that can carry you to the very end of the game
i meannnn, that’s if you can beat a guy who resists all but like 3 damage types and can one shot you, within a pretty tight time limit. you gotta earn that thing, it ain’t just give it to you
@@auby1212 or just swap spells on shadowheart to give Command and use Command: Drop, take the sword and run away
very true
Gives?! Its either you kill the dude with the sword (who's eight times stronger than you) or you do some goofy tactics to steal the sword from him. Otherwise, every vendor in the first act of Baldur's Gate 3 is what this skit is about lol
@@auby1212 If u equip the spell that lets u force enemies to drop weapons on shadowheart u can jus steal it and dip, but tbf its a pretty low chance to succeed so you'd prolly have to save scum but yeah
It’s always a sword. Could be iron, steel, or wood but it’s always a sword.
Happy New Year, everyone 🎉
Oh hell yeah, first CalebCity upload of the new year. That's how you know this year is gonna be good.
We are all probably screwed and gonna die, but we'll be entertained, at least.
I will 100% add those to my D&D campaign! Alongside the Target Shield, a shield with a bull's eye motif that make it easier for enemies to attack you, and the Mirrored Bow, a magical bow that mirror it shots, every time you shoot an arrow at an enemy, the bow also shoots an arrow at you!
Then after you get your trash equipment, a rare enemy spawns and you are handed to death. Then after you are actually ready to fight it, it never spawns.
The Staff Of Invisible Enemies would be an S-Tier support weapon, as it would allow you to reveal any traitors in your party
"Reveal"
@@Quizzicalotl Perhaps, "reverse-reveal"?
@@Quizzicalotl WELL, as stated by the merchant, they only disappear TO YOU, so if you brought a friend along then you would be fine
You could just hold the sword of relent by the blade and strike with the handle as a sort of bludgeon. The merchant said it would be like striking with a twig, so you would probably get higher damage by striking with the handle instead of the blade
Well sword do cut by slashing, and there's a whole technique of grabbing the blade and hitting people with the hilt.
Pass the blunt bro
“It looks so equiptable” for those who know
*phases through it and touches wall*
Atleast he’s high enough level to get these… useful weapons
atleast this time he's high enough level 😂
Maaan, you had me laughing so hard, I stayed for the whole ad, fam😂
I love how expressive and animated the shop keeper is calebcity has truly mastered the art of acting
1:32 to be honest, you can just raise the sword and basically redirected to your enemy that actually can be good
Caleb only comes back when he needs more money to game and binge anime istg
Blade & Sorcery literally gives you rusty, chipped weapons as your first set in Crystal Hunt. Very quickly learned to use my fists only, use weapons exclusively for golems.
I would need that staff of invisible enemies to check out staff on a full day at work, to spot friendly coworker that are actually evil.
Prince of Persia: Here’s a stick! Here have a butter knife!
The way he said "hgh hng" after he said "strikes it's user with lightening" was 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Why are you selling this to people"
"Novelty"
Hmmm understandable have a nice day
2:21 “WHY ARE YOU SELLING THIS TO PEOPLE?” 😂😂😂😂😂
"No no no, a curse is when you CAN'T unequip it even though you want to."
0:25 its not cursed if its from the reverse enchanted region of France
1:20 this sword will be good for those who are like the lightning god dragon in fairytale that gets stronger for eating lightning. So by holding it like Zoro, this sword will buff ye hard
Happy New year Caleb بحييك من مصر
“I’m a merchant in enemy territory, what did you expect?”
Wait, enemy territory? *pokes merchant with the Sword of Invisible enemies*
“That was a joke! Why are you selling this to people?” 😂😂
Being a Caleb fan that doesn't game at all means I only understand like 1 out of 5 videos but i stick around because that 1 video is always fire.
Bros rent is due😂
it really is 😂😂
For a trash RUclipsr maybe. But seeing how all his videos are funny nah. But I do know you, your mom and dad (if he hasn't left) is struggling 🤣😂😂🤣
@@kotoamatsukami9230bros mad at a yt comment 😭🙏
@@kotoamatsukami9230 Wuh duh fuh was that about☹️
@@kotoamatsukami9230 he's funny, but he does upload very, very rarely. And they're all sponsored.
Rent is due
When u defeat a low level enemy and they drop used tissue paper
I think I'll just keep using the paper bag shoes that give me 0.5% accuracy bonus and punch my enemies to death.
Dude has been uploading for more than 8 years, and he's still releasing bangers. the quality seriously never goes down.
*Happy New Year🎉🥳🎊*I'm favoured only God knows how much I praise Him,* $230k every 4weeks! | now have a big mansion and can now afford anything and also support God's work and the church.
Only God knows how much grateful i am. After so much struggles I now own a new house and my family is happy once again everything is finally falling into place!!
Wow that's huge, how do you make that much monthly?.. I have been looking for ways to be successful, please how??
It's Ms. Evelyn Vera doing, she's changed my life.
I started pretty low, though, $5000 thereabouts. The return came massive. Joey is in school doing well, telling me of new friends he's meeting in school. Thank you Evelyn Vera, you're a miracle.
Wow...I know her too she is a licensed broker and a FINRA agent she is popular in
US and Canada she is really amazing woman with good skills and experience.
+7 damage my beloved
PoE players on their way to make all these weapons viable:
It's dangerous to go alone, and even more dangerous to take these swords
Bro should have gone back to the other merchant and got the boxing glove.
“Reverse enchantment”😂
I didn't know "recognition" 3:20 was pronounced like that 🤣🤣
Just peeped that too😂
Came to the comments to say this 😅 "recogg-nishen"
What’s the name of this music? 0:12
I've figured a few of his picks out previously but I can't get this one. Commenting to learn when you do.
@@RickDooblart-c3i Okay thanks 🙏🏾
omar came up - outta my mind
I bet that shopkeeper's favorite customers are the self-imposed challengers. Doesn't matter if they're overpowered or not, he loves them the most. Heck, I even bet that he tends to get way more money than he asks for from doing business with them!
Honestly these weapons would make a good challenge run.
The Sequel, at last!
SO TRUE! Trash rgp weapons are garbage! I know right? I love this video, especially at 1:31 when he did that thing!
I remember when he did that one thing at 1:31 it was very ! Thanks for the immense amount of detail in this comment that doesn't leave anything up for interpretation.
dead internet theory
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Those are some nice swords tho. Anyone know what this one at 1:39 is?
It's Aragorn's ranger sword from Lord of the rings
He explained it, didn't he?
Its called dove
Thats Strider
The staff could be useful just to detect malice outside of combat and the first one would be a good sparring sword.
2:36 literally most perfectly edited and timed scream, caught me off guard
2:52 you can easily do that with window keys+ arrow keys.
0:40 actually this genuinley good weapon, since you could use it to detect who is going to betray you
okay you've detected them, now you can't see them and they're deffo gonna betray you now with this new power, ggs
Yeah... You'll never see em coming 🙃
Use it on yourself and see how you betray the world 🍉
This makes zero sense
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1:25 Omg 😂
Plot twist: The Shop Owner has secretly been hired by the main villain to sell bad items so that no adventurer ever reaches them.
I would have bought the Staff of Invisible Enemies to see if the shopkeeper disappeared.
“reverse enchant” reminds me of EA calling lootboxes “surprise mechanics” 😂
Dude made a skit but brought out real dope looking weapons. This is really just to show off and it worked.
The part he didn't mention is that you get a massive debuff you try to play without a weapon.
You get forced to collapse onto the ground completely paralyzed after you successfully land any hit on an enemy unarmed.
facts bro early game weapons take like 10 hits to kill an enemy and break in 3
So nice of the shopkeeper to appraise weapons for free, otherwise your death the moment you use them would be a surprise