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I hate how the first toy had a plastic wrapper cover around it that needs to be removed, then you smash the whole plastic egg exterior into useless bits, then out comes a plastic bag/balloon that you have to rip open which contains multiple smaller plastic toys contained in more plastic wrappings. No wonder the ocean is filled with garbage, this should legitimately be illegal.
Unfortunately these "surprise" toys are getting very popular. They are all packaging, very little substance. It's literally just a scam to sell you less product for more money but the surprise factor excites kids.
I looked up some other reviews of it and you can reassemble the big plastic egg, but it's pointless anyway since almost everything in it is for a single use only
I’m not sure if anyone has ever heard of these, but when I was a kid the coolest toy that we had was called Verticon; basically it was a “zero gravity gladiator arena” where you turned on a sort of blow dryer-like arena and put in styrofoam balls that were covered with different weapons, and the goal was to knock the other team out of the arena. Each of the balls had different stats and factions that were represented with different colours. It was super fun
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Literally me playing with my kids when they were little. Like no joke. Those "imaginext" toys (the batman car) are the coolest toys on the market. They have a super cool castle one. We still have it lol.
This video just confirms to me that Matt is Charlie's mom. This is kinda dumb but in the BWW challenge Matt said "I do feel like your mom sometimes" while Charlie is suffering eating the wings and it gave me the goofiest idea to draw La Pietá but Charlie as Jesus and Matt as Mary but I don't have access to particularly good art mediums or anything.
We really needed some more of Charlie forcing a smile and saying "I'm so excited" In order to recreate the feel of a toy channel you want to get the idea that the person reviewing the toys is being held hostage and if they don't give the highest of praise to the toys their next gift will be a agonizing death.
Aww, this is so wholesome! It was so generous of Matt to take this 9 year-old John Wick clone shopping for toys and making him the next manipulated/emotionally abused toy review sensation who doesn't get a penny of what he earns from his channel despite that he's the star! Truly a heartwarming thing to see.
hey charlie, my mom put this on for my little brother (7).. She thought it was an actual toy review. Now he's walking around the house swearing, it's great!
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The way it is filmed makes Charlie look like an actual child and makes matt look like the manipulating parent
This reflects their actual relationship
The way his shorts fall I actually thought he lost his legs for a moment lol
i cant believe matt amputated charlie's both legs 😭😭😭😭
Like real toy review channels.
He was acting too
It's so nice to see Matt taking his son to the store with him.
wher comnt
true 🥰
I never thought a toddler can hit their puberty at such a early stage.
I never thought that toddlers were that short
i never thought toddlers can talk without studdering
Let alone have tatoos. Such a brave boy
It’s all these additives in the food, I swear
@@kedskiesand luscious, gorgeous hair
Matt and his friends bought toys for a 9 year old homeless Jesus, what a wholesome content. Hope they adopt him ❤️
Wtf r these bots
@jenny fu*k off bots
@@DeeGamers that's kind of what they are
Stolen
Rip comment section, raided by bots
I can now proudly say I watch toy reviews without getting bullied
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@P Wi and?
Lmao
@P Wi so?
I low key actually want more of this.
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Whenever I see your profile pic I always initially think you're wearing your headphones over your eyes.
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yello watching maxmoefoe and charlie is the best thing ive seen all week
im high key then
Charlie's deadpan, 'Thats because it's not in Sport Mode, Matt.' is incredible. How did he not laugh.
Because he was serious.
@@agama__ the period at the end of this comment makes it so much better lmao
He wasn’t sitting on his knees, it was just his true height
They taped on some manequin legs to make it seem like he wasnt standing
Let's be real, Charlie didn't need to kneel to portray his 10 year old self
here before bots invade you
@@kenkaneki1911 same
@@kenkaneki1911 CLICK HERE TO….just kidding
Who said he's kneeling
He knelt down and no one noticed any change in his height
At first I thought he was going to play with the cars he found in his storage unit
@YeaMan you got no vids
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Lmaoooo
oh hey FeelsDankMan
i like how charlie is into role of the child, he even amputated his own legs
The smashers toy is what you buy when you are pressured into buying a gift for children of people you don't like.
brilliant
In that case, I know what everyone is going to get for your children this year.
Hi Jeremy I thought your picture was of Gandalf from lord of the rings at first glance.
@@Angeltitsss nice username
YES
Charlie riding in the target cart is something I didn’t know I needed to see.
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those are all the reasons, thx for reading
it brings back memories of when i did that
Whats with all the bots 💀
how tf u watched the vid so fast
It’s nice to see people like Matt helping out 6 year old, homeless jesus
@jenny me plz mommy
@jenny I
@@theamazingmigs2247 IT WAS SATIRE IM SO SORRY HELP
@z0mbifide thank u LOL
@Sean Robison no i want milkie
Charlie looks genuinely disappointed when the volcano didn't did what it was advertised to do😂😂
I mean, who wouldn’t be??
I feel like charlie was disappointed when the fizzy lava wasn’t edible
Imagine going to target and seeing Matt push around Charlie in a cart
@jenny what does this even mean anymore
my day would be made lol
This man can truly make anything into watchable content
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Don't read my name;"-*#;*;#;"
This is what happens when your job is basically doing whatever you want lol
I get that small feeling Charlie has done so many things at this point he is going to have no regrets or bucket list
I love the first "real" thumbnail Charlie uses is a terrible version that probably actively works against the algorithm
I'm so glad Matt finally took his son Charlie out toy shopping. He's been a good boy, he deserves it.
@Made Parana Adi Swara *child Jesus
Watch out RyansToyReview, Charlie is coming for you
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Hi nate
LMAOOOO
Oh noes
Charlie’s looking a lot taller than I remember
He’s growing up soo much!
Charlie is such a good actor he even matches the height of a child for this role. Incredible.
This is the greatest family friendly toy review of all time
I miss when u had a moustache
:/
Better than fgteev
Hi without a mustache!
Oh hi there 2021 Justin Y
I love how much plastic waste goes into the smasher egg.
I think we own the same cat
"Its for ages 4 and up, i fit into that catagory." Barely charlie, just barely.... 😂😂
The serious “Well that’s cause I’m not in Sport mode, Matt.” Really got me 😂
At the first 20 seconds I genuinely believed that Charlie's early Christmas gift to us was him without any legs
ME TOO HAHAHAH
I had to do a double take, I was terrified where his legs went 😭
Hahahahah I thought it was jus me thinking he didnt have legs at first
XDDD
Charlie really went: “If an 8 year old could do this then I can too”
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They do have the same height
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Don't read my name;*-$-;$#!;"
He sure has the height for it.
So kind. Giving a kid a happy Christmas. Gives me faith in humanity
3:04 "that's a cool one" sounded like a dad talking to his son
Ryan's toy review has been awfully quiet since this dropped
69 likes. nice.
I think this is the hardest he's ever worked on a thumbnail, or whoever did it lol
@YeaMan What does that even mean
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@YeaMan i'm your new hater
Yeah
@@boop99 it obviously means he has heat on his paige
Such a wholesome channel, people at any age will find something to watch here.
10:14 watching a tiny ass robot knock the fuck out another tiny robot with so much force is hilarious
"There's been a lot of controversy over child labor and stuff, but other than that I think it's pretty solid"
child labor is cool
Heavy Metal is playing as Charlie walks through target, we don't know where its coming from but just his presence is enough for it to start playing.
10:00 how that one kid walked the school halls in year 6
I love how devoted Charlie is to his role as a kid to the point where he's kneeling in almost the whole video
I know he's just kneeling but it really looks like his body merged with the floor completely and is an emerging entity
He was summoned by a summon sign.
It kinda just looks like Charlie’s friends are a gay couple taking their adopted child toy shopping
"So how old is your kid?"
Matt: Oh, over 300 months.
hmmm, i wonder where i've seen this mustache before...
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Don't read my name;"-$$+$;@!
Whatever he is doing, he somehow is doing it in a way that is enjoyable to watch
00:38 rare shot of charlie wearing full length pants
I love how he just yeeted the small egg so violently at the wall without a second thought
I don't get it, do these toys just teach children to break shit and expect a reward?
I hate how the first toy had a plastic wrapper cover around it that needs to be removed, then you smash the whole plastic egg exterior into useless bits, then out comes a plastic bag/balloon that you have to rip open which contains multiple smaller plastic toys contained in more plastic wrappings. No wonder the ocean is filled with garbage, this should legitimately be illegal.
That first toy was disgusting to watch
We play with plastic.
@@evolutionarydeadend6812 yea but toys aren’t produced and discarded at the rate that the plastic covering it is
Cry about it
nothing to worry about friend, Starbucks already saved every living being on earth by banning the plastic straw. that should do the trick
Mathew vs Jesus: defying the Gods (2021 remake) in 4K HD
The fact that Charlie actually fits in the cart
I've never seen a more wholesome sight
it saddens me that kids could end up with such awful, overpriced "toys" like that first one this christmas
frrr
Don't forget fecal toys.
So much plastic that will just end up dumped in the ocean
Unfortunately these "surprise" toys are getting very popular. They are all packaging, very little substance. It's literally just a scam to sell you less product for more money but the surprise factor excites kids.
@@brandyc9645 sounds awfully like lootboxes
Rip to all the kids who thought this was a legit toy review
reasons why i hate penguinz0
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Rip to all the kids who then also proceeded to look into the replies and saw all of the thot bots
i wanted the other kind of toy review. im kinda sad now
@@dkingofpower6430 lol
its fine, this will be their first exposure to Jesus.
Charlie looks like a child in this and it's fucking hilarious
I honestly want that one toy that can transform and deliver bottled liquors and soda, it's a really great gaming asset
The thumbnail and editing has so much effort, this is truly historic
It gives me the urge to commit genocide just by reading these bots comments
Charlie is everybody’s dad but he doesn’t mind playing the kid sometimes
He sure has the right height for the part
@@hollowgod5773 yeah we have eyes
14:07 thats for when you have to give your dad a beer so he stops beating mom at 4pm and then go save gotham at 9pm
Charlie on Christmas as a child: 7:02
I’d never thought I’d never see a montage of Charlie in target while metal music plays in the background
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I would have expected it sooner.
9:23 "You don't want to be on the ground around Bish" well played, matt, well played
Charlie isn’t kneeling, he just took off his platform shoes.
2:25 the way he just slams it at the wall kills me😂
So wait, the "toy" is basically just plastic waste that you have to break and then throw away?
yeah- the first one was ridiculous it was just like a bunch of shit with so much plastic
@@airbornemelody6156 Oh my god it's ridiculous wth
I looked up some other reviews of it and you can reassemble the big plastic egg, but it's pointless anyway since almost everything in it is for a single use only
Would’ve been funny if they made Charlie stay on his knees to look shorter instead of him just standing there.
I'm pissing myself. It's funny but it's not that funny
“You get to play with the sex crimes guy.”
Had me dying
"No no no these are like for ages 4+ I fit in that category"
.... he's not wrong
15:00 that was the coolest “you’re in” I ever heard
How is Matt so great at everything? Even in robot boxing he's just smashing it!
The only thing that was smashing it was bish after he became a convicted sex offender
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It's the spice from Arrakis
He ain't called Super Spicy Matt for nothing
he's actually one of the bioengineered super soldier stolen from area 51 and then raised by normal parents. that explains his multi talent.
11:00 Big Hero 6 deleted scenes
I lost it when he said "it's not in sport mode matt" he was so serious
I hope the random kids who find this by accident are gonna have a good time watching Charlie
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I’m not sure if anyone has ever heard of these, but when I was a kid the coolest toy that we had was called Verticon; basically it was a “zero gravity gladiator arena” where you turned on a sort of blow dryer-like arena and put in styrofoam balls that were covered with different weapons, and the goal was to knock the other team out of the arena. Each of the balls had different stats and factions that were represented with different colours. It was super fun
Yoooo you just unlocked an elbow deep memory of mine holy shit I couldnt ever remember the names
Dude, thank you, I've been trying to remember the name of that for a decade. We had all the add on packs and shit, it was wild.
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ok
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Literally me playing with my kids when they were little. Like no joke. Those "imaginext" toys (the batman car) are the coolest toys on the market. They have a super cool castle one. We still have it lol.
Same dude the imaginext toys were a blast.
You know, It’s very extremely rare seeing Charlie put a thumbnail on his vids.
Almost inhaled my french fry after seeing Charlie in the cart set to heavy metal music. I love this channel.
SAME- i don’t know what i was expecting but it caught me so off guard and i was dying
This video just confirms to me that Matt is Charlie's mom. This is kinda dumb but in the BWW challenge Matt said "I do feel like your mom sometimes" while Charlie is suffering eating the wings and it gave me the goofiest idea to draw La Pietá but Charlie as Jesus and Matt as Mary but I don't have access to particularly good art mediums or anything.
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It's an awesome idea tho.
I love that Charlie is wearing like sketcher shape ups while playing with toys almost like a real child
I never thought I would hear royalty free music in Charlie's videos
I didnt know Charlie was competing with Ryans toy reviews he must be a big shot XDDD
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We really needed some more of Charlie forcing a smile and saying "I'm so excited"
In order to recreate the feel of a toy channel you want to get the idea that the person reviewing the toys is being held hostage and if they don't give the highest of praise to the toys their next gift will be a agonizing death.
@ 9:47 *where spongebob got his walking sound from* lol
I have absolutely no clue as to how Ryan's Toy Review is still a thing that exists. The amount of merch is baffling.
Kids mindlessly being given an iPad and having autoplay on to distract them
Finally some good quality on the thumbnails in 2021
Aww, hes like a little boy playing with his toys!
Aww, this is so wholesome! It was so generous of Matt to take this 9 year-old John Wick clone shopping for toys and making him the next manipulated/emotionally abused toy review sensation who doesn't get a penny of what he earns from his channel despite that he's the star! Truly a heartwarming thing to see.
Ohhh those kind of toys… my expectations were diverted
reasons why i hate penguinz0
those are all the reasons, thx for reading
@MARSYA 💋 stop existing
Only 10 seconds in and this is the most editing I've seen in one of Charlies videos in almost 6 months lmao
Not only in months, but quite sure in years.
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RUclips still doesn’t deserve the greatness of Charles
There's not more of an iconic scene than watching Charlie walk through a Target with a cart.
the thumbnail alone put a massive smile on my face
“Remember Ryan’s toys reviews? This is him now.”
2:16 watch out Charlie
If only this existed when I was younger
Why are the bots so bad on Charlie’s channel? It’s not like that with any other comment sections I see.
I was fine with my megablocks and transformers until I got an old ps2. I still have it.
matt and charlie finally embracing their father-son dynamic lol
Charlie's toy review: "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."
hey charlie, my mom put this on for my little brother (7).. She thought it was an actual toy review. Now he's walking around the house swearing, it's great!
Thats fucking hilarious
It's amazing how well Charlie fits in that cart
This is literally 15 minutes of tge big man himself just playing with children's toys, and I fucking love it 😭💫💙
The dinosaur toy is literally an IRL loot box.
The egg is a parents nightmare. Sand, slime, foam, all the things you don’t want on your carpet.
I would watch and like this if Charlie kept doing this every now and again
He looked like an actual child in the shopping cart