Shooting A Potato At A Tennis Racket To Make French Fries

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  • @offcourse8233
    @offcourse8233 3 года назад +12238

    This is gonna be in one of those vids that appears in everyone’s recommended in 7-13 years

    • @minifridge6512
      @minifridge6512 3 года назад +40

      Lmao

    • @cock263
      @cock263 3 года назад +99

      I hope it does

    • @brandondrake4609
      @brandondrake4609 3 года назад +36

      I was think about this about 5 minutes before I read this comment

    • @Rare.99
      @Rare.99 3 года назад +16

      Whats that supposed to mean? Its on mine right now and it already has 2m views

    • @lucahensel4761
      @lucahensel4761 3 года назад +31

      We will see us again in 2030 i guess

  • @superfinevids
    @superfinevids 3 года назад +15264

    "Safety is the enemy of progress" spoken like a true Floridian

  • @bunniteeth7155
    @bunniteeth7155 2 года назад +960

    Often forgotten, but Charlie is as odd and crazy as every other Florida resident. He just has more charisma than most

  • @mcsquared5005
    @mcsquared5005 11 месяцев назад +259

    "safety is the enemy of progress" charlie sounds like he could be the CEO of a experimental commercial submersible business.

    • @Crsan-ow2qg
      @Crsan-ow2qg 2 месяца назад +4

      This comment has been severely underrated my guy😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @parthapartha834
      @parthapartha834 Месяц назад

      ​@@Crsan-ow2qglooks complicated a bit for the masses to put it together. That's why

    • @No.Good.Nickname
      @No.Good.Nickname 9 дней назад

      Or of Boeing

  • @rottenapple6531
    @rottenapple6531 3 года назад +12524

    Charlie is slowly becoming the sole thing he wanted to destroy, a Florida man

    • @canadiangoose3598
      @canadiangoose3598 3 года назад +622

      Florida man kills citizen with pbc potatoe launcher

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 3 года назад +215

      A Turtle approves of his transformation

    • @marshy5816
      @marshy5816 3 года назад +47

      @@just_a_turtle_chad TURTLE

    • @marshy5816
      @marshy5816 3 года назад +27

      @@just_a_turtle_chad YOURE EVERYWHRRE

    • @zach7372
      @zach7372 3 года назад +209

      You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a florida man.

  • @Assassinboy8084fun
    @Assassinboy8084fun 3 года назад +10049

    With each upload, Charlie becomes a more definitive Florida man

    • @SalamiHoopz
      @SalamiHoopz 3 года назад +3

      “To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️
      My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support plzz

    • @quagmiretoiletgaming
      @quagmiretoiletgaming 3 года назад +116

      Wtf this thread

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 3 года назад +23

      @@quagmiretoiletgaming I don’t know

    • @jessecanfly9976
      @jessecanfly9976 3 года назад +1

      👁👄👁

    • @Immor7alBG
      @Immor7alBG 3 года назад +25

      Florida man who's watched waay too many reruns of MythBusters.

  • @purnasaimadala
    @purnasaimadala 2 года назад +2823

    “Safety is the enemy of progress” truer words have never been spoken

    • @a-creative-somebody3540
      @a-creative-somebody3540 2 года назад +6

      this is the truth

    • @giorgoschatzinikolaou8285
      @giorgoschatzinikolaou8285 Год назад +4

      Considering how much destructively capable things exist everywhere around us, this cant be closer to the truth

    • @VerbenaIDK
      @VerbenaIDK Год назад +2

      till you get your eyes sprayed by NaOH but no one's gonna talk about that

    • @AuTo69420
      @AuTo69420 Год назад +3

      Safety is the enemy of corporate profits

    • @jacobtirk6438
      @jacobtirk6438 11 месяцев назад +31

      The words of the Ocean Gate CEO

  • @cursedcrusader5487
    @cursedcrusader5487 2 года назад +672

    It's so nice to see a dad and his son doing a science project together

  • @skyz369
    @skyz369 3 года назад +6324

    I like how Matt is the voice of reason and safety while Charles just wants to cut fries

    • @realanimegirl777
      @realanimegirl777 3 года назад +163

      Safety is the biggest roadblock on succees of course.

    • @wellatleastimhere1974
      @wellatleastimhere1974 3 года назад +15

      They are all participating in making tennis fries

    • @SnoopyWizard
      @SnoopyWizard 3 года назад +20

      it was Dani..

    • @bigmansmallboy
      @bigmansmallboy 3 года назад +27

      Neutral Good vs Chaotic Good.

    • @pacobell97
      @pacobell97 3 года назад +16

      Well to be fair there is little to no danger with a potato cannon unless you are Darwin award to stupid so the fries should have taken priority over safety lol.

  • @godspd7775
    @godspd7775 3 года назад +2440

    United States: Inches, Feet, Miles.
    Europe: Centimeters, Meters, Kilometers.
    Charlie: Squirrel length, Monkeys Fists.

  • @e.h.3002
    @e.h.3002 11 месяцев назад +129

    "Safety is the enemy of progress"
    - OceanGate CEO

  • @JesusChrist-gi2ib
    @JesusChrist-gi2ib 2 года назад +1281

    it's a little terrifying that two guys can make a cannon strong enough to break bones out of PVC and hair spray

    • @cuteygooki
      @cuteygooki Год назад +96

      The fact that they were using hair spray was cracking me up

    • @motorbreathjz
      @motorbreathjz Год назад +87

      this system has been out for decades... everyone did it when they were kids back in the day you can do the same thing with a medicine bottle and a straw that shoots q tips..

    • @Ballsffvvvvvvbnnnnnn
      @Ballsffvvvvvvbnnnnnn Год назад +18

      @@motorbreathjzpotatoes ate stronger than qtips

    • @motorbreathjz
      @motorbreathjz Год назад +9

      @@Ballsffvvvvvvbnnnnnn woosh

    • @Ballsffvvvvvvbnnnnnn
      @Ballsffvvvvvvbnnnnnn Год назад +54

      @@motorbreathjz theres no joke to woosh bozo stop coping

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +15189

    All jokes aside, this is something that you'd see a Florida Man would do in the news.

    • @Jump-Man
      @Jump-Man 3 года назад +36

      I doubt that

    • @thomaswheatley2849
      @thomaswheatley2849 3 года назад +434

      BREAKING NEWS: Florida man dies in tragic potato canon and french fry accident.

    • @genki23
      @genki23 3 года назад +101

      I literally just saw your comment on a learning japanese video and people were asking why they see you everywhere... Now I know😂

    • @Banana-rg9pz
      @Banana-rg9pz 3 года назад +78

      BREAKING!: Florida Men shoots French Fries at the police with a potato canon while wielding fleshlights

    • @blim1370
      @blim1370 3 года назад +7

      Dude

  • @LeeryMuscrat
    @LeeryMuscrat 3 года назад +7955

    Charlie seems like he fell ass backwards into fame and money and just looked back one day , shrugged his shoulders and went "Hmm. I've got a lot of money now. Time to do all the things I dreamed about in middle school" and then just went ahead and did it.

  • @DarknessAmongUs
    @DarknessAmongUs Год назад +161

    "i do think we're a little high" is an understatement for the thought process that went behind making this

    • @Alfred-Neuman
      @Alfred-Neuman Месяц назад

      I don't think this subcategory of people should be allowed to play with dangerous objects like knifes and potato canons.

  • @rylangaither467
    @rylangaither467 11 месяцев назад +38

    "Safety is the enemy of progress" is wild considering what the CEO of oceangate was saying 😭

  • @s0lidus_
    @s0lidus_ 3 года назад +4590

    Charlie needs to collaborate with his dad so that he can add motorized wheels, creating the ultimate Floridian battle tank

  • @haipabli7670
    @haipabli7670 3 года назад +3793

    russian guy on the internet 5 years ago: "safety is the number one priority"
    chad jesus on the internet 5 years later: "safety is the enemy of progress"

    • @sporg_nut__
      @sporg_nut__ 3 года назад +170

      i grew up with crazy russian hacker lmao

    • @diakdiak
      @diakdiak 3 года назад +25

      @@sporg_nut__ same

    • @pmtoam
      @pmtoam 3 года назад +21

      @@sporg_nut__ same pt2

    • @righttriggergaming3786
      @righttriggergaming3786 3 года назад +20

      Same The same returns

    • @JasonsWeirdPizz
      @JasonsWeirdPizz 3 года назад +24

      Same 4: the curse of the mighty same

  • @maxwelljames9151
    @maxwelljames9151 Год назад +220

    Inspired by your video, I have repeated your experiment. It took me two years of sophisticated spud science to finally get to the point I am now. I’m able to launch a potato at 369.72mph from a respectable 4000 feet with enough precision to easily cut the potato into 25 beautiful evenly sliced fries, that lands into my gourmet fry grease. When you eventually revisit this idea, the key is to lube your spuds before throwing them into your launcher and AIM. I cannot stress the importance of this step. Once I shot the potato into the springy part of the racket, in a way that my potato ricocheted back at 200mph and took off my entire arm. Losing my arm sucked, but knowing I wasted one of my precious potatoes to bad aim stung even worse.

    • @hokorigb
      @hokorigb Год назад +23

      I'm sorry for your loss, your wasted potato would not be forgotten

    • @wrenbrunette6023
      @wrenbrunette6023 Год назад +26

      I'm sorry how many squirrel lengths was that?

    • @alyasfukename3355
      @alyasfukename3355 10 месяцев назад +4

      I read that entire thing in Charlie's voice

    • @gangstablook5846
      @gangstablook5846 10 месяцев назад +5

      How Nero *REALLY* lost his arm

    • @MergeManny
      @MergeManny 3 месяца назад +1

      He called the strings the,”Springy part”💀

  • @favoritemustard3542
    @favoritemustard3542 2 года назад +70

    _"I wouldn't be surprised if we got double digit fries."_
    That is not wishful thinking, it's *confidence!*

  • @bloodycoffee9293
    @bloodycoffee9293 3 года назад +1778

    Know it's gonna be good when the experiment starts with, "So what they did in Ed, Edd, n Eddy..."

    • @ugurkaraarslan25
      @ugurkaraarslan25 3 года назад +25

      In that episode Rolf beat them after he find out what they did to the potatoes.

    • @ugurkaraarslan25
      @ugurkaraarslan25 3 года назад +20

      Shit was funny and I hoped someone would tries this. I seriously wanted to try this myself but potatoes are expensive so my parents would beat me like Rolf.

    • @rolexronny
      @rolexronny 3 года назад +6

      @@ugurkaraarslan25 tennis racks are really expensive too

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 3 года назад +2

      The episode where rolf hired ed and called him a nincompoop

    • @bart-stam
      @bart-stam 3 года назад

      But charlie is the tallest of them all and edd is the dumbest that cant be

  • @benrolfe8490
    @benrolfe8490 3 года назад +3599

    “Safety is the enemy of progress”
    this is gonna be a good one I can just tell.

    • @meat3855
      @meat3855 3 года назад +13

      @@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 who tf is Timmy??

    • @SalamiHoopz
      @SalamiHoopz 3 года назад +3

      “To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️
      My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support plzzz.

    • @jamesembrey3100
      @jamesembrey3100 3 года назад +4

      Nietzschean philosophy in a sentence

    • @orimengu
      @orimengu 3 года назад +17

      @@MaximilianMuss ew

    • @williamtrembley974
      @williamtrembley974 3 года назад +7

      Charlie be taking lessons from michael reeves, safety 3rd

  • @TheWigglerKing
    @TheWigglerKing 9 месяцев назад +33

    28:53 seeing Charlie mindlessly hitting a potato with a hairspray bottle like a caveman never fails to make me laugh

  • @CanterlotCrusader
    @CanterlotCrusader Год назад +7

    I swear, his crew is mainly there to stop him from accidently hurting himself every ten seconds.

  • @bruh_momentum1057
    @bruh_momentum1057 3 года назад +2459

    He’s recreating all of the ideas we had as a child

    • @KerioFive
      @KerioFive 3 года назад +57

      @Yeah Yeah find something better to do lolol

    • @amukarna
      @amukarna 3 года назад +12

      He's the same size as one

    • @jimmyseaver3647
      @jimmyseaver3647 3 года назад +15

      Ed, Edd, and Eddy did this exact thing in one episode.

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 3 года назад

      No

    • @Omar-no3vb
      @Omar-no3vb 3 года назад

      Mmmmmm

  • @batappreciation9661
    @batappreciation9661 3 года назад +2704

    If this video was like 45 seconds long it would’ve been on everyone’s recommended in 8 years lol

    • @DooderKing
      @DooderKing 3 года назад +24

      It probably will be...
      I'm looking at you, James.

    • @gregoryjohnson2045
      @gregoryjohnson2045 3 года назад +5

      11 ads tho

    • @walrusboi4204
      @walrusboi4204 3 года назад +8

      @Jakkrarin Luengaroontip no it was wrong but like it dont'snt rly matter

    • @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC
      @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC 3 года назад +19

      Can confirm: This video was in my recommended 8 years after this comment was posted. McDonald's has also formed it's own rogue state within the US and Florida willingly became a province of China.

    • @lilithdoyle5703
      @lilithdoyle5703 3 года назад +7

      @@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC sounds about like florida

  • @bunksrevenge4489
    @bunksrevenge4489 2 года назад +238

    Matt - "it's not our fault. Potato technology just hasn't caught up with us."
    Charlie - "yep, I know - it's a real shame that they're not putting enough research and innovation into the field."

  • @kv7124
    @kv7124 2 года назад +57

    I love how they didn't notice the fry basket flips forward after every impact flinging most everything in the basket out.

  • @jermainechambers6977
    @jermainechambers6977 3 года назад +2954

    Alternative title: *Jesus feeding the 5 thousand, circa 30 A.D. colorized*

    • @vaporwingfauxmcloud1190
      @vaporwingfauxmcloud1190 3 года назад +22

      Underrated comment

    • @Gxlactxc
      @Gxlactxc 3 года назад +8

      The disrespect

    • @pequenoperezoso3743
      @pequenoperezoso3743 3 года назад +44

      @@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190 agreed it made me laugh so hard i just shit myself

    • @bakaproductionschannel661
      @bakaproductionschannel661 3 года назад +20

      @@pequenoperezoso3743 I know nobody cares, but it’s “shat”

    • @X_JagerbomB_X
      @X_JagerbomB_X 3 года назад +11

      @@bakaproductionschannel661 I care and I thank you for pointing this out

  • @marksullivan6319
    @marksullivan6319 3 года назад +4780

    The funniest thing about this is that they line it up before putting the potato in every time. Then proceed to move it around while shoving the potato in the barrel lol.

    • @TheOneWhoGames1
      @TheOneWhoGames1 2 года назад +8

      Bruh that many likes on this comment

    • @TheOneWhoGames1
      @TheOneWhoGames1 2 года назад +4

      And no sub comments?

    • @cameronlamb1869
      @cameronlamb1869 2 года назад +50

      @@TheOneWhoGames1 first time?

    • @ChickenPizza
      @ChickenPizza 2 года назад +24

      @@cameronlamb1869 Forgive him, he's new to RUclips.

    • @CrazyLazyMarie
      @CrazyLazyMarie 2 года назад +9

      @@TheOneWhoGames1 you meant replies?

  • @Theviewer100
    @Theviewer100 2 года назад +50

    I like how matt wears the mitten then puts his bare hand onto the cannon

  • @ThaRogueDingo
    @ThaRogueDingo 11 месяцев назад +9

    “Safety is the enemy is progress” pretty crazy this was two years ago after seeing that titanic situation now 😭

  • @zazaru600
    @zazaru600 3 года назад +1701

    Charlie saying "this is why we use tools" and then bashing the potato with a hair spray bottle has some serious caveman energy.

    • @lusca999
      @lusca999 3 года назад +31

      Ooga booga hair spray

    • @CavemanNo.12
      @CavemanNo.12 3 года назад +17

      You called?

    • @MemePulse
      @MemePulse 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/hw54Ztj9rp0/видео.html Lmao.

    • @ananyaupadhya1974
      @ananyaupadhya1974 3 года назад +1

      Fucks sake I'm watching this at 330 am and was hoping not to burst out laughing but your comment sent me 😂😂😂😂

    • @lOI0IOl962
      @lOI0IOl962 2 года назад +2

      Peak Patrick Star energy. "We have the technology"

  • @willowthompson9220
    @willowthompson9220 3 года назад +751

    “Safety is the enemy of progress.” A legendary quote from this legend of a man.

  • @bishopshion1786
    @bishopshion1786 2 года назад +12

    39:19
    "They must of uh... been stolen"
    Gosh dang it the fry bandit strikes again

    • @lvncee
      @lvncee Год назад +1

      Hamburlgar's archnemesis

  • @jamalsdurag599
    @jamalsdurag599 10 месяцев назад +2

    "safety is the enemy of progress" you can tell that to ocean gate

  • @respunculesbruh7498
    @respunculesbruh7498 3 года назад +1584

    I love how they do the most stupid things but have full confidence in what there doing like what tf is a squirl length

    • @karflem5398
      @karflem5398 3 года назад +23

      That’s what men do

    • @huhh4380
      @huhh4380 3 года назад +5

      A meme

    • @MrBingping
      @MrBingping 3 года назад +70

      About 2.5 gerbil lengths, or roughly .3 opossums

    • @goro123451
      @goro123451 3 года назад +46

      Squirrel length is approximately equal to one and a half monkey fists

    • @lostkidaf7952
      @lostkidaf7952 3 года назад +32

      @@goro123451actually its 2 monkey fists per squirrel length

  • @brandons.7056
    @brandons.7056 2 года назад +3496

    the cinematography of this video makes it seem as if it's through the eyes of a far cry protagonist and you just stumbled across two extremely stoned locals doing some crazy god knows what in the middle of the forest or village and for some reason you have to help them, then you get like. a wingsuit or something

    • @spacepidgeon4782
      @spacepidgeon4782 2 года назад +164

      A potato cannon for a heavy weapon

    • @zanechristiansen
      @zanechristiansen 2 года назад +37

      @@robertobrien1069 yea idk why they have that one stationary camera view that's like a snapchat filter over it while the rest is this normal color, it's weird

    • @l.v1473
      @l.v1473 2 года назад +31

      Those 2 stoner brothers in far cry 4 with sangri la tho

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 2 года назад +1

      Paramotor > wingsuit imo

    • @KoalazDank0420
      @KoalazDank0420 2 года назад

      @@l.v1473 immediately thought of this.

  • @joeandkrista1923
    @joeandkrista1923 Год назад +10

    Safety is the enemy of progress. Which is EXACTLY WHY I clicked this video. No idea who you are dude. But I'm subscribed.

  • @braydenwarren3233
    @braydenwarren3233 10 месяцев назад +13

    Safety is the enemy of progress sounds like something a billionaire submarine owner would say

  • @bxx2878
    @bxx2878 3 года назад +3088

    no annoying editing, view grabs, drama, just some dudes doing stuff and i love it

    • @codyfalk2755
      @codyfalk2755 3 года назад +163

      It would of been so cool to be on a picnic at a nearby park just to see this shit going on across the street lmao

    • @anorange7900
      @anorange7900 2 года назад +11

      @@codyfalk2755 LMAO

    • @Riyunai
      @Riyunai 2 года назад +26

      @@codyfalk2755 That would be an ideal date

    • @traviswhisman3231
      @traviswhisman3231 2 года назад +2

      True af except 2 were kinds pussy about it...actin like the fryer is such a danger lmao

    • @nabstablook11
      @nabstablook11 2 года назад +4

      This was literally what Mr beast did. Not trying to say Charlie copied him at all, but they were both just dudes doing stuff.

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock 3 года назад +1609

    "Safety is the enemy of progress"
    Charlie, before shooting a potato at a tennis racket to make french fries.

    • @outmechanicalize
      @outmechanicalize 3 года назад +18

      I felt enlightened when he said that.

    • @sockojr
      @sockojr 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was comfort not safety...guess I was wrong

  • @HardxCorpsxKali
    @HardxCorpsxKali 10 месяцев назад +4

    “Safety is the enemy of progress.” Straight out of OSHA’s mouth. 😂

  • @LocrianDorian
    @LocrianDorian Год назад +13

    I don't think I have ever witnessed a more efficient way to make French fries. Truly a monumental achievement for mankind.

  • @pearseaEe
    @pearseaEe 3 года назад +2176

    The entire world:
    "We use the metric system! an easy system based on 10's"
    Americans:
    "About two monkey fists too high"

    • @didyouseethatshorts3504
      @didyouseethatshorts3504 3 года назад +75

      MONKE fists are the best system prove me wrong

    • @pearseaEe
      @pearseaEe 3 года назад +23

      well you're not wrong so I can't :/

    • @gingergorilla695
      @gingergorilla695 3 года назад +32

      We used our monkey fist units to get to the moon, bow to me metric simps!

    • @nickk8054
      @nickk8054 3 года назад +28

      Americans when you don’t use cheeseburgers to square bald eagle

    • @mohamedbenlashher4510
      @mohamedbenlashher4510 3 года назад +3

      @@gingergorilla695 no you didn’t lol, science even in the states uses metric such as chemistry and physics, so you’re completely wrong lol

  • @kyrptic9549
    @kyrptic9549 2 года назад +2319

    I put the quality to 144p to match the aesthetic, it now looks like something horribly wrong is going to happen like some Blair witch typa shit

    • @thegoogoleverplex2911
      @thegoogoleverplex2911 2 года назад +106

      same but its my shiternet instead

    • @graegoles8382
      @graegoles8382 2 года назад +93

      holy shit actually better this way what the fuck

    • @adamrobinson4982
      @adamrobinson4982 2 года назад +20

      No data on my phone so I'm running 144p and that's so true

    • @aryakomal7622
      @aryakomal7622 2 года назад +6

      Dayyuummmm I felt that too

    • @SparkofGeniusKTP
      @SparkofGeniusKTP 2 года назад +8

      @@aryakomal7622 It does make it better

  • @leoguida9409
    @leoguida9409 Год назад +12

    If Keanu Reeves and Andrew Garfield were friends in an alternate universe this is what it would be.

    • @WorldSlash_
      @WorldSlash_ 5 месяцев назад

      John Wick and Spiderman

  • @ventured4979
    @ventured4979 2 года назад +5

    28:48 “This is why we use tools” *proceeds to beat potato with a can of hairspray*😭

  • @KinglySHORTS
    @KinglySHORTS 3 года назад +1698

    Charlie is like that one guy in a group project who does one thing and then doesn't help with literally anything else but still gets a good grade

    • @stupidthefish4981
      @stupidthefish4981 3 года назад +118

      And everyone’s fine with it

    • @KinglySHORTS
      @KinglySHORTS 3 года назад +35

      @@stupidthefish4981 indeed we are

    • @nibbax7772
      @nibbax7772 3 года назад +25

      @@KinglySHORTS yup they bring the entertainment 😂

    • @___pollene2534
      @___pollene2534 3 года назад +53

      as long as he presents the project

    • @egg7165
      @egg7165 3 года назад +2

      @@stupidthefish4981 Hello There

  • @betterideas
    @betterideas 3 года назад +9654

    Damn the John Wick franchise has taken an unexpected but welcome turn
    Edit: Ahahaha the salt

    • @OGComputerTitus
      @OGComputerTitus 3 года назад +189

      Another verified ytuber

    • @OGComputerTitus
      @OGComputerTitus 3 года назад +358

      And.... Another bot above me smh

    • @lukeberko701
      @lukeberko701 3 года назад +142

      Ooh a Keanu joke this is original comedy

    • @meat3855
      @meat3855 3 года назад +82

      ANOTHER KEANU REEVES JOKE ASHJDVJSJJSHISIAJHAHHKDLAMBSJ

    • @meat3855
      @meat3855 3 года назад +68

      Seriously, this is getting old.

  • @projectonyx6491
    @projectonyx6491 Год назад +16

    I love how Danny gets them more and more paranoid of the canon exploding

  • @TheOnlyUniqueIllusions
    @TheOnlyUniqueIllusions 11 месяцев назад +10

    "Safety is the enemy of progress"
    Said some CEO from a submarine expadition company

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 3 года назад +806

    I love how Charlie's so disinterested in the process and just wanted the fries.

    • @ajtheaj8266
      @ajtheaj8266 3 года назад +9

      I’m pretty sure he’s American, i can blame him, it’s instinct

    • @another3166
      @another3166 3 года назад +1

      @@ajtheaj8266 what are you talking about

    • @playerbruv9329
      @playerbruv9329 3 года назад +16

      @@ajtheaj8266 charlie is american, its been known since the fall of constantinople

    • @melaniecelaya546
      @melaniecelaya546 3 года назад +6

      @data you need to look up the definition of racism

    • @melaniecelaya546
      @melaniecelaya546 3 года назад +17

      @data wow bro you're so funny haha 😐

  • @Krystinelle
    @Krystinelle 3 года назад +1619

    Charlie’s like a toddler who, is super excited to do something initially but when it’s time to actually do it, sits in the corner and sulks the whole time.

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 3 года назад +26

      Sounds like an early sign of depression in toddlers

    • @realanimegirl777
      @realanimegirl777 3 года назад +75

      @awesomo9 I don't think that's a good sign in toddlers. Their expectations may be getting too high, which means their normal lives aren't reaching the common expectations.
      Don't quote me, I'm only a high school graduate."

    • @okiedokie7282
      @okiedokie7282 3 года назад +7

      Its cuz his buddy Matt was being a total pussy every step of the way and was waiting way too long to press the ignition

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 года назад +37

      @awesomo9
      "I don't think that's a good sign in toddlers. Their expectations may be getting too high, which means their normal lives aren't reaching the common expections
      Don't quote me, I'm only a high school graduate."
      -awesomeo9 the High School Graduate, 2021

    • @stealtho
      @stealtho 3 года назад

      ok

  • @abgmurrell4074
    @abgmurrell4074 Год назад +4

    "you'll never be able to game again" "alright" there is nothing more accurate than this

    • @abgmurrell4074
      @abgmurrell4074 Год назад +1

      also, "3 squirrel lengths" american measurement system

  • @EDDeath_
    @EDDeath_ 11 месяцев назад +5

    "safety is the enemy of progress" and oceangate really took that to heart

  • @mazza420
    @mazza420 3 года назад +1468

    “the tennis community had to make a tennis ball that stopped french frying”
    pure poetry

    • @GoogleAccount-pi9ct
      @GoogleAccount-pi9ct 3 года назад +13

      Shakespeare is jealous

    • @edtoon9927
      @edtoon9927 3 года назад +13

      I wonder how many frenches were fried before the tennis community became aware of it

  • @thecandybarbandit6887
    @thecandybarbandit6887 3 года назад +1250

    Mom:
    Your friends are a bad influence on you
    Me and the boys:

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 3 года назад +40

      If this is what you do with the boys, I have no clue why she says they are bad.

    • @squealingsalamander6546
      @squealingsalamander6546 3 года назад +30

      @@heathjake25 just scared of him being too epic to go to school

    • @zackblade3856
      @zackblade3856 3 года назад +8

      @@squealingsalamander6546 worried that he’ll be just too popular with the ladies

    • @that1dude704
      @that1dude704 3 года назад +5

      @@zackblade3856 And the other boys too

    • @MemePulse
      @MemePulse 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/hw54Ztj9rp0/видео.html Lmao.

  • @friendlydonut8026
    @friendlydonut8026 7 месяцев назад +4

    Fun fact this was the first moist video I ever watched and now I have watched almost every video since

  • @possiblepurecontent8433
    @possiblepurecontent8433 2 года назад +9

    This video was so entertaining that completely forgot I had a zoom meeting. I don’t know what I’m gonna tell my teacher.

  • @username110893
    @username110893 3 года назад +630

    "Roger Federer is somewhere between 40 and 90"
    -Roger Federer, 39 years old

    • @lych2102
      @lych2102 3 года назад +26

      I broke down in laughter holy shit

    • @Leofossi
      @Leofossi 3 года назад +6

      the only inaccuracy in this video

    • @theprincipalityofbelka111
      @theprincipalityofbelka111 3 года назад +1

      He was technically close

    • @wanky1123
      @wanky1123 3 года назад

      Sad federer noises

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES Год назад +1

      So a year+ later they’re not wrong

  • @DedikateSSB
    @DedikateSSB 2 года назад +2937

    My favorite thing is that everytime it zooms in on charlie the camera is angled slightly downwards because he's 3 feet tall.

    • @shirogane7106
      @shirogane7106 2 года назад +66

      and yet hes 3 inches taller than me :’)

    • @tim34
      @tim34 2 года назад +70

      @@shirogane7106 you’re probably like 12 tho

    • @shirogane7106
      @shirogane7106 2 года назад +25

      @@tim34 nah man ur way off 😭 i guess im just short

    • @tim34
      @tim34 2 года назад +64

      @@shirogane7106 damn I didnt think people could be that short, that's tough

    • @karlmarxsteingoldberg-kike4046
      @karlmarxsteingoldberg-kike4046 2 года назад +16

      a man named kaitlyn?

  • @calebabrams9393
    @calebabrams9393 Год назад +5

    The fact that this is nearly an hour long makes it a lot better

  • @egerthainla9392
    @egerthainla9392 10 месяцев назад +3

    "Safety is the enemy of progress" This sounds alot like the Oceangate guy

  • @Toersk1
    @Toersk1 3 года назад +678

    “Three squirrels length” and “two monkey fits” as a European this is basically how I see the imperial system.

    • @HashiNuke
      @HashiNuke 3 года назад +19

      A boatload of bullshit

    • @AGripOBabys
      @AGripOBabys 3 года назад +5

      No one cares

    • @HashiNuke
      @HashiNuke 3 года назад +55

      @@AGripOBabys
      about you that is

    • @dustbunny6381
      @dustbunny6381 3 года назад +10

      I am about 80% sure "squirrel lengths" is a warrior cats reference to make us suffer but I could easily be wrong.

    • @lowrider69yearsago58
      @lowrider69yearsago58 3 года назад

      Fr

  • @madboy_tb
    @madboy_tb 3 месяца назад +2

    hand held camera: slightly better than the newest phone camera
    tripod camera: marvel movie

  • @chrisjay5127
    @chrisjay5127 Год назад +4

    any time i see charlie outside he looks like he is counting the seconds until he can go back in

  • @TheController500
    @TheController500 3 года назад +441

    You know you have found the right friends when you are shooting potatoes at tennis rackets with them, but they insist on your safety.

    • @utr2684
      @utr2684 3 года назад +3

      I intentionally didn’t like this comment because I didn’t want it to change from 69
      Noice

    • @Leo-mh5mf
      @Leo-mh5mf 3 года назад

      @@utr2684 k

    • @Aikisbest
      @Aikisbest 3 года назад

      And Im glad they did, just in case, and glad he did.

    • @richard-df2xo
      @richard-df2xo 3 года назад +1

      cringekid

    • @Leo-mh5mf
      @Leo-mh5mf 3 года назад

      @@richard-df2xo shut up

  • @elmacho0982
    @elmacho0982 3 года назад +594

    Charlie talking about something more serious: video length ~5 minutes
    Charlie shooting potatoes at tennis rackets: almost an hour long

  • @bird8847
    @bird8847 Год назад +4

    Every restaurant: Buy pre-cut frozen fries.
    Charlie: *N o*

  • @bennymartin5374
    @bennymartin5374 11 месяцев назад +2

    “Safety is the enemy of progress” pretty sure that was the slogan used to build a sub

  • @SeriousBusinessman.
    @SeriousBusinessman. 3 года назад +818

    It's always so funny that due to Charlie not wearing a shirt mic, he just gets cut off in the middle of monologues by the camera moving to someone else doing something stupid.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @realanimegirl777
      @realanimegirl777 3 года назад +5

      It is said that ordinary people cannot hear the gob slopster moister talking

    • @FloridaWeed
      @FloridaWeed 3 года назад +4

      Some office type shi 😭

  • @SDT_4
    @SDT_4 3 года назад +1758

    The sentence "I'd say about 3 squirrel lengths" is the most god damn American thing I've ever heard
    *IVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER*

    • @your_dad_on_vacation
      @your_dad_on_vacation 3 года назад +81

      We will use ANYTHING but the metric system

    • @your_dad_on_vacation
      @your_dad_on_vacation 3 года назад +50

      @Ecard Ecardian cuz we're just so ✨quirky✨ and ✨different✨

    • @your_dad_on_vacation
      @your_dad_on_vacation 3 года назад +44

      @Ecard Ecardian we're not like other countries we're ✨spiteful in the most inconvenient way for no reason✨

    • @natefnbr8494
      @natefnbr8494 3 года назад +51

      @Ecard Ecardian bruh its literally a joke how are you taking him serious? chill.

    • @edwardthegoat2025
      @edwardthegoat2025 3 года назад +21

      @Ecard Ecardian r/wooooosh

  • @WickedTeaBag
    @WickedTeaBag Год назад +2

    I know it's just because they're in Florida, but this videos reeks of summer and it's comforting.

  • @SarcasticCupcake223
    @SarcasticCupcake223 10 месяцев назад +3

    "Safety is the enemy of progress" the guy who made the Titan took that a bit too seriously

  • @nathanlloyd7206
    @nathanlloyd7206 2 года назад +1989

    I am astonished at how accurate all of their measurements were.. I didn't realize it was possible to get to the hundreths place in squirrels lenghts! amazing

    • @tezvi6225
      @tezvi6225 2 года назад +52

      Charlie IS a scientist

    • @quitegreebay5474
      @quitegreebay5474 2 года назад +58

      @@tezvi6225 correction: Charlie Is science

    • @chonko4252
      @chonko4252 2 года назад +11

      @@quitegreebay5474 Carlie is scince

    • @dontaskme7004
      @dontaskme7004 2 года назад +5

      They would've been better off working to tenths of an acorn, but this was just a test run.

    • @SnazASMR
      @SnazASMR Год назад

      Americans will use anything except for the metric system

  • @thedude3140
    @thedude3140 3 года назад +401

    Charlie is like the little cousin that isn’t old enough or have enough experience to do stuff on his own but his big cousin still lets him watch and acts like he does something to help

    • @matthewking1227
      @matthewking1227 3 года назад +5

      I feel like Matt and Charlie were getting a lil salty too each other Bc of it ngl😬

    • @casual1118
      @casual1118 3 года назад +12

      @@matthewking1227 no shot that means nothing, they been friends since like middle school or something

    • @MemePulse
      @MemePulse 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/hw54Ztj9rp0/видео.html Lmao.

  • @koro6230
    @koro6230 11 месяцев назад +5

    "safety is the enemy of progress" sure aged well

  • @TheLetter9
    @TheLetter9 10 месяцев назад +2

    "safety is the enemy of progress"
    just like the ocean gate ceo said

  • @fatalerror6469
    @fatalerror6469 3 года назад +1298

    There's cops over there.
    Charlie: Yeah, what are they gonna do, stop us?

    • @kshitijbachhav5332
      @kshitijbachhav5332 3 года назад +50

      Missed the chance to say, "What do you wanna do shut it down?"

    • @cogcog5264
      @cogcog5264 2 года назад

      @@kshitijbachhav5332 even then there is no saving this shit comment. It's bad and you should feel bad

    • @thesimiccombine3192
      @thesimiccombine3192 2 года назад +1

      Its florida, why would they?

  • @franciamejia8343
    @franciamejia8343 3 года назад +2977

    I like how the sentence that got Charlie to use safety goggles was “you will never be able to game again”
    Edit: tbh I would too

    • @slyfrailzz
      @slyfrailzz 3 года назад +43

      I dunno, lot of blind ocarina and punch out runs

    • @croc6198
      @croc6198 3 года назад +22

      Only True Gamers take Precautions for when they're Necessary:GAMING.

    • @zixter4756
      @zixter4756 3 года назад +7

      Priorities

    • @OneDeaged
      @OneDeaged 3 года назад +2

      I noticed that too lmao

    • @zachbowen687
      @zachbowen687 3 года назад

      hOlY sHiT tHaNkS fOr ThE lIkEs

  • @theisleloreconnoisseur6749
    @theisleloreconnoisseur6749 18 дней назад +2

    I like how they had like 4 cameras set up with different angles and we only see their view once

  • @beatfromjetsetradio8239
    @beatfromjetsetradio8239 2 года назад +18

    Alternate Title:
    Two Americans use everything but the Metric system to express units of length for almost an hour

  • @mason8010
    @mason8010 3 года назад +731

    Breaking News:
    2 Florida men arrested for attempting to make french fries with homemade bazooka.

    • @theDuckysaurus
      @theDuckysaurus 3 года назад +23

      Seriously though, potato cannons are a FELONY in Florida. I almost got arrested for having one as a kid. It’s dumb but very serious.

    • @ashbysuan5529
      @ashbysuan5529 3 года назад +3

      Yep, that sounds about right

    • @utr2684
      @utr2684 3 года назад

      Noice

    • @saulgoodman7509
      @saulgoodman7509 3 года назад +17

      @@theDuckysaurus potato canons area felony? What about your 2nd amendment rights? They can take my potato canon from my cold dead hands

    • @theDuckysaurus
      @theDuckysaurus 3 года назад +4

      @@saulgoodman7509 yup, in many places they are classified as “missile launchers” and given that they’re improvised from stuff at a hardware store, they don’t exactly fall under the same legal safeguards as something you might get from a licensed manufacturer.

  • @hectoradriano3814
    @hectoradriano3814 3 года назад +514

    “Three squirrel-lengths to the right”
    That’s the most Florida thing I’ve ever heard

    • @aidannobbs3969
      @aidannobbs3969 3 года назад +3

      Also illinois. My entirely family has some weird obsession with squirrels and rabbits

    • @melflint2157
      @melflint2157 3 года назад +7

      American measurements

    • @scareddoge9942
      @scareddoge9942 3 года назад

      @@aidannobbs3969 I’m also from Illinois and can confirm.

    • @goat6467
      @goat6467 3 года назад

      @Fire Dude 57 go to school.

    • @goat6467
      @goat6467 3 года назад

      @Fire Dude 57 I’m not 12 I’m out of school.

  • @geloboyiscool
    @geloboyiscool Год назад +1

    I have gone down a rabbit hole of episodes, where Charlie does some random stuff with his friends

  • @eliwab22
    @eliwab22 2 года назад +7

    Having cooked in deep fryers for the last 8 years, I love everything about this video.

  • @slinoha
    @slinoha 3 года назад +495

    "He's gone mad, he's not even using the cannon!"
    A sentence I didn't think I'd hear today.

  • @ferretpills
    @ferretpills 3 года назад +1239

    As a physics student i am utterly inspired by their courage

  • @dysfunctionalaf
    @dysfunctionalaf 2 года назад +6

    yeah. i could’ve watched a movie… maybe even a couple episodes of a tv show
    but no, i think i’ll watch 4 grown adults play with a potato rocket
    yeah, i see a therapist.
    no, it’s not working.

  • @luingis2790
    @luingis2790 2 года назад +2

    "I think thats about three squirrel lengths" Charlie will do anything to not use the metric system

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine 3 года назад +901

    This is the kind of stuff that people are doing when doctors ask "How did this happen?"

  • @sean361
    @sean361 3 года назад +1228

    "Is it air tight?"
    "Idk, lemme see if there's light coming through."

    • @drakulxch
      @drakulxch 2 года назад +101

      *ISS crew begins to panic because of the multiple windows on the station*

    • @TheKingOfBeans
      @TheKingOfBeans 2 года назад +16

      Air tight and light tight are literally the same thing

    • @kwoni3337
      @kwoni3337 2 года назад

      I mean.. Yea. Makes sense

    • @flintspike307
      @flintspike307 2 года назад +26

      @@TheKingOfBeans glass would beg to differ.

    • @SeaCowsBeatLobsters
      @SeaCowsBeatLobsters 2 года назад

      A I R T I G H T

  • @cum_as_you_are
    @cum_as_you_are Год назад +14

    I love how charlie is afraid of firing the cannon and that nobody said how the fries will taste like hair spray

  • @entitled86
    @entitled86 2 года назад +4

    28:50 IS THE EXACT SAME SCREAM AS DEATHGRIPS GUILLOTINE LMAO

  • @jimfrank8015
    @jimfrank8015 3 года назад +453

    “Try a new potato.”
    “Ohhhh TWO potatoes.”
    “No that’s not what I said.”
    Im dying😂

  • @saavanv
    @saavanv 3 года назад +352

    If you slow-mo it, you can actually see the potatoes split into fries, and disintegrate into thin air

  • @Bobby.lemonade
    @Bobby.lemonade 11 месяцев назад +2

    safety is the enemy of progress, sound like the titan sub dude

  • @CalippoYT
    @CalippoYT 2 года назад +3

    charlie looks like an evil villain watching his henchmen test his new superweapon

  • @Rqket
    @Rqket 3 года назад +871

    I just watched 3 men and 1 woman trying to make french fries by shooting potatoes into a fryer with a shotgun for 50 minutes. I'm at the peak of humanity.

    • @skinisdelicious3365
      @skinisdelicious3365 3 года назад +15

      Thanks for telling me what i also just watched

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 года назад +16

      “i just watched the video, im at the peak of humanity”
      absolute comedy fucking gold right here, this dude should really consider a career as a professional clown.

    • @uhohmemebiggestboy212
      @uhohmemebiggestboy212 3 года назад +44

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 "this guy got a hundred and fifty likes and I'm salty"

    • @richraichu1370
      @richraichu1370 3 года назад +12

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 absolute comedy fucking gold right here, this dude really should consider a career as professional comedian

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 года назад +4

      @@richraichu1370 i wasn’t trying to be funny, also damn you real creative huh.