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  • @jeanthemachine007
    @jeanthemachine007 7 месяцев назад +29253

    Unironically paying $18,000 to become a "Alpha Male" is the saddest shit ever

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 7 месяцев назад +973

      Even ironically doing it is sad

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture 7 месяцев назад +7

      don't read my name!!

    • @solereeper3955
      @solereeper3955 7 месяцев назад +359

      ​@@tweenytwinkiesi think itd be kind of funny to do it ironically if you had the money. The 18,000 is really the only part thats NOT funny

    • @Pack_Watch
      @Pack_Watch 7 месяцев назад +276

      Yeah, a REAL man would pay a billion 😎

    • @snail_stuff
      @snail_stuff 7 месяцев назад +114

      @@Pack_Watch I hope this is satire

  • @deathmetalsl
    @deathmetalsl 7 месяцев назад +23784

    Paying someone to abuse you physically and mentally is the most subordinate trait one can possess.

    • @TADCSVCKS
      @TADCSVCKS 7 месяцев назад +38

      Didn't ask. My content is superior 🎉

    • @relykremok1225
      @relykremok1225 7 месяцев назад +910

      what's worse is they're paying these people abuse them and make them bullies, imagine the mindset they're instilling in them "oh this is how alpha male does you should always YELL at them pick a fight for no reason" 🤣

    • @amechanicalsoul
      @amechanicalsoul 7 месяцев назад +600

      There's a funny irony to it. I'll never get over how so many people's definition of "toughness" is in reality supreme ego-tickling weakness. People paying out of the nose because they have some kind of FOMO, to be abused in the hopes of one day becoming an abuser (presumably that's the end game, to also become a screaming maniac that hoses other people down) isn't any kind of real strength of character, it's fragility.

    • @AADP
      @AADP 7 месяцев назад

      ah but when one goes to germany and ask for a big tittie blond to fill you with a strap on who throw milk and hit you with a riding whip, then you are not judge

    • @Ollybollyk
      @Ollybollyk 7 месяцев назад +90

      sounds like marriage

  • @JimWallace311
    @JimWallace311 6 месяцев назад +1812

    If I wanted someone to yell at me, I'd hold the flashlight for my dad.

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 6 месяцев назад +15

      lol

    • @miguelpadilla31
      @miguelpadilla31 4 месяца назад +131

      "A little to the right....no...up, left...hold it there.....no down....i said DOWN!"

    • @brunoqnzbk7891
      @brunoqnzbk7891 3 месяца назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheGdog472
      @TheGdog472 3 месяца назад +8

      Hahahahhaha so good.

    • @Davidvanzutphen
      @Davidvanzutphen 2 месяца назад

      *fleshlight

  • @Big3DREAMER
    @Big3DREAMER 6 месяцев назад +1846

    “Just because something is hard and you do it, doesn’t mean you benefited from it”
    -Moist

    • @devildog2378
      @devildog2378 3 месяца назад +6

      Parris island would differ

    • @vicrattlehead5051
      @vicrattlehead5051 2 месяца назад +16

      Not true, Dark souls hardened me, it changed me... 😔

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 2 месяца назад

      @@devildog2378lemme kick you in the nuts and see if you gain anything.

    • @brianmcdonald7017
      @brianmcdonald7017 2 месяца назад

      That's some real wisdom.

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 2 месяца назад

      the same peopel they made a father son bootcamp where they make sons go blindoflded and have to wlak across like a bride with sharp stuff udnernearth FOR BONDING and peopel in the comments supprot it saying oh i wish my father was still alive we could of bonded so well with this.... like bru hwhattttt if u have to go to a father son bootcam pwhere dnagerous stuff happens u not a good dad

  • @Mrincrediblebot
    @Mrincrediblebot 7 месяцев назад +17641

    It's so wild how this whole "alpha male" grift has basically become a thriving industry dedicated to separating insecure men from their money.

    • @mace5725
      @mace5725 7 месяцев назад +893

      A fool and his money are easily parted

    • @MasterCat8533
      @MasterCat8533 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@OfficerBMT your content is trash and disappointing

    • @Selkiexo
      @Selkiexo 7 месяцев назад +529

      ​@@OfficerBMTbut is your social life?

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 7 месяцев назад +578

      fuck that “alpha male” grindset. we all about that googoo gaga mindset ong fr ☝️☝️🔥

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 7 месяцев назад

      Basically, red pill culture is in a nut shell. Half of them don't believe in what they say. Look at sneako he flat said that he was done with red pill content because it was on the decline

  • @clarisrichter7966
    @clarisrichter7966 7 месяцев назад +5139

    The fact that you can literally go to military bootcamp for free and get much better "Toughness" training is hilarious

    • @mongocom1735
      @mongocom1735 7 месяцев назад +871

      "free" actually EARN MONEY while doing it. imaging paying for that?

    • @citizenofcorona8783
      @citizenofcorona8783 7 месяцев назад +518

      Not only for free, but they pay you to be there AND pay for your college among other things.

    • @paulbarclay4114
      @paulbarclay4114 7 месяцев назад +82

      to be fair the military these days isnt going to be better than this
      maybe the marine corps still is but even that has been taken over by wokeness ive heard

    • @citizenofcorona8783
      @citizenofcorona8783 7 месяцев назад +23

      @@paulbarclay4114 what about the navy seals?

    • @alexc9434
      @alexc9434 7 месяцев назад +358

      @@paulbarclay4114I did ten years active duty and even the newest recruits I saw in 2020 are still tougher and generally more prepared for any situation than any civilians I meet now that I’m out. There is very little wokeness in the military from my personal experience. Unless it changed in the last two years I’ve been out

  • @Anthony4949
    @Anthony4949 6 месяцев назад +3308

    Former Marine here and couldn’t agree more. These weak minded men are being taken advantage of out of desperation. We all have despair and hard times. It’s called life. It’s not what defines you. Do your best to provide and just be there for your family the best you can. Seeing a therapist doesn’t make you weak either. It means you have the balls to fight whatever demons haunt you.

    • @RediTtora-sx1hb
      @RediTtora-sx1hb 6 месяцев назад +23

      Stolen valor

    • @pestilentsleeper9152
      @pestilentsleeper9152 6 месяцев назад +55

      What do you mean by former?

    • @mousepad2675
      @mousepad2675 6 месяцев назад

      hes not a marine anymore, so veteran marine or sum like dat
      @@pestilentsleeper9152

    • @healthyliam6803
      @healthyliam6803 6 месяцев назад +27

      Sure you are.

    • @thomasbigatti7983
      @thomasbigatti7983 6 месяцев назад

      Weak minded men won’t put themselves in these situations 💀

  • @Arctrooper2091
    @Arctrooper2091 6 месяцев назад +1239

    Imagine how much better you could improve yourself and defend your family with $18,000 if you didn't take this course. Pay for therapy, gym membership, martial arts classes, guns, home security system, learning a skill or trade... there's so many things you can do with $18,000.

    • @dohboy88
      @dohboy88 5 месяцев назад +120

      Should be a top comment right here. If you have $18k sitting around that you can use for self improvement, there is literally an endless list of actual training courses you can take that teach you real skills you can use.

    • @roh41l_vfx
      @roh41l_vfx 5 месяцев назад +16

      I really want a personal trainer since I can’t do exercises correctly myself but I’m too broke to afford one. This makes me blood boil

    • @8ollo_302
      @8ollo_302 5 месяцев назад

      ask someone at the gym? it sounds like an excuse@@roh41l_vfx

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 5 месяцев назад +1

      Start a business probably

    • @JamesWhite-th5vk
      @JamesWhite-th5vk 5 месяцев назад +8

      Or, to put it succinctly, join the military.

  • @user-fe9dj6wq8e
    @user-fe9dj6wq8e 7 месяцев назад +3142

    If you really want to push these guys to their limit, make them read a book.

    • @nathanfesnic9901
      @nathanfesnic9901 7 месяцев назад +57

      This is a good one 😂

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 7 месяцев назад +186

      Bro thinks they can read 🤣🤣
      Seriously though, for a bunch of so-called tough guys who allegedly push boundaries…they’re just reinforcing the most toxic and harmful stereotypes of “masculinity.” They’re about as revolutionary as your average earthworm

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle 7 месяцев назад +34

      @@warlordofbritannia I am SHOCKED to see insightful commentary preceded by a “bro thinks X 💀” comment. Well said!

    • @snazzyjovialwyrm3314
      @snazzyjovialwyrm3314 7 месяцев назад +45

      @@warlordofbritannia Hey now, don't drag them down to that level. I'll have you know that earth worms are far more revolutionary and important than these "alpha males" will ever be.

    • @quekumber
      @quekumber 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@warlordofbritannia lol at seeing a few clips and commentary and think anything is being reinforced. Bedros, who is the main guy, literally advocates numerous books and he does breakdowns of them FYI .

  • @sunlightsage2982
    @sunlightsage2982 7 месяцев назад +3131

    My dad used to tell me this:
    Being strong isn’t about making life harder to prove you can face it’s challenge.
    It’s about making the challenges life does throw at you bearable.

    • @yakovgulyy6931
      @yakovgulyy6931 7 месяцев назад +157

      1000% facts your dad preaching fr.

    • @arathsg9824
      @arathsg9824 7 месяцев назад +141

      W father moment

    • @coroner2141
      @coroner2141 7 месяцев назад +43

      your dad sounds like he grew up during the leaded fuel era

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc 7 месяцев назад +54

      Bruce Lee had a similar qoute that I always really admired. It's not what happens to you in life It's how you deal with it.

    • @angryturtle7436
      @angryturtle7436 7 месяцев назад +17

      my dude's dad is probably solaire god damn

  • @AA-yl9so
    @AA-yl9so 6 месяцев назад +149

    My trade school was 13k for a 15 week program. Paid it back within a year of working. You can’t put this goofy course on a resume.

    • @not-him-I-swear
      @not-him-I-swear 2 месяца назад +8

      “Ah yes I payed 15k to become an alpha…”

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 Месяц назад +7

      "I attended Hustle University and Alpha Camp"

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 12 дней назад

      I see on your resume that you learned excel "on the streets G"

    • @josephpe90
      @josephpe90 14 часов назад

      What did you go for bro? Just curious

  • @americandissident9062
    @americandissident9062 Месяц назад +111

    Something I noticed during military training (Basic training, SERE, etc.) is that the harder the training program was, the less yelling the instructors did.

    • @davidlilly1000
      @davidlilly1000 Месяц назад +1

      I wish they did another season, but the show "The Selection Special Operations Program" the most motivating and soft-spoken people, were the 2 Tier-one operators.

    • @weirdo1060
      @weirdo1060 Месяц назад +15

      Military training is about skill learning. This just seems to be harassment without any benefits.

    • @danielrn133
      @danielrn133 Месяц назад +7

      I was Army 22 years. Retired in 2022. Agree. 99.999% of military training people are not screaming and yelling. This is what idiots think "military training" is. If they wanted a real experience have them pull duty all weekend and then field day the barracks.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops Месяц назад +7

      These guys just watched Full Metal Jacket too much. Which don't get me wrong was a great movie. But their takeaway is dumb.

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 Месяц назад +3

      @@NLTops Nah, they watched the documentary about Hell Week. This is a HW knockoff.

  • @annavictrix
    @annavictrix 7 месяцев назад +4156

    I'm still blown away that anyone thinks it's "alpha" to blindly follow another man who tells them what to do.

    • @Pikajio
      @Pikajio 7 месяцев назад +73

      I'm saying like what? How can you ever be an Alpha like that? First of all, Alpha males don't know that are alpha lol

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 7 месяцев назад +156

      @@Pikajio Yo exactly. "I'm the alpha male! Here's $18k," says the remora clinging to the shark's fin.
      Meanwhile, what's the shark thinking? "Hunt. Kill. Eat. Yum."

    • @absolutelyfookinnobody2843
      @absolutelyfookinnobody2843 7 месяцев назад

      Bro these people are just just the righty version of leftoids

    • @vp_-ld4bz
      @vp_-ld4bz 7 месяцев назад +61

      @@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese Based shark.

    • @JimmyNuisance
      @JimmyNuisance 7 месяцев назад

      And they’re following a man who most definitely sells and promotes "male enhancement supplements" while raging at trans stuff… it’s crazy how much body dysmorphia exists in the alpha-sphere. Everyone is running around feeling less of a man than they imagine themselves to be… so they need to take supplements and hang out at the gym all day so they can bulk up and be the men they truly think they are….
      It’s super weird.. bunch of malnourished nerds who are shocked every time they see their own reflection and are reminded that they’re just a dude.. not a chad, not an alpha.. just a chud named Ralph. How do you turn a chud into a chad? Self help books and supplements baby!

  • @andrewbryant4259
    @andrewbryant4259 7 месяцев назад +4051

    Man, you could just join the military, get paid, get fit, and have a career and a better experience. This is wild

    • @HushPuppy-sz4dp
      @HushPuppy-sz4dp 7 месяцев назад

      @brissett.lucea.hanover.jamaica first of thanks to @pinguins, now listen up, there's a small restaurant name charmaine at keep-left brissett that has some disgusting pathetic workers who is spiting and blowing mucus in customer food and trying to blame spirituality for there repulsive action I got the same complaint from 4 person now and there could be more, for all the person who lives in that area or anyone who consume from that restaurant I urge you to Keep a weapon close for self-defence against these disgusting lucea restaurants

    • @FantomPhoenix
      @FantomPhoenix 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@Eldritch-1My guy, while it's true the military is trying to get with the times, it's still full of members who despise woke propaganda. Who do you think the military appeals to most?

    • @Regu269
      @Regu269 7 месяцев назад

      "Why don't you just join the military and either get killed in a trivial dispute between countries or survive with a new debilitating mental illness or injury and get abandoned by your government when your done" yup great choice

    • @Regu269
      @Regu269 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Eldritch-1Lmao. Stop. You've unironically called the US government woke. You need to clean the rot off your brain

    • @owensomers8572
      @owensomers8572 7 месяцев назад +328

      @@Eldritch-1 Because you know? 😆

  • @AwkwarddFoxx
    @AwkwarddFoxx 3 месяца назад +250

    My dad’s a former SEAL and had to go through intense training. He was a SEAL for 4 years as part of a college scholarship deal. It was only when I was like 20 did i woman up and have the courage to tell him to tell his inner drill instructor to take a hike. I genuinely wish he was more emotionally available when I was growing up because our relationship absolutely sucks as of now. I take after him in a lot of ways, and I cant explain just how frustrating it was that I would set aside my pride long enough to have a conversation with him and open up to him only for him to turn around and mock me. Maybe thats just my first-born daughter energy kicking in, feeling like I have to hold it together because no one else will. It really sucks.
    My advice to parents is: Don’t mock your children when they pour their heart out to you, and certainly don’t subject them to 75 hours of torture. Hell, don’t even subject them to 1 hour of torture. You’ll mess up as a parent, because we all mess up as people. Tell your ego and pride to take a long walk off a short pier, get your head out of your ass, and *apologize.* Apologize when you mess up. My dad’s hardly apologized for anything, I can only think of one instance off the top of my head, and my mind can’t even humanize him if I tried. He seems more like a robotic drill instructor.

    • @aidanfaller5855
      @aidanfaller5855 3 месяца назад +14

      Damn I'm sorry that sounds awful. Its really important for parents to be understanding of their kids and support them emotionally. Growing up with a parent like that sounds really rough I hope you're doing better now

    • @AwkwarddFoxx
      @AwkwarddFoxx 3 месяца назад

      @@aidanfaller5855 I wish my relationship with my father was better, but after being ridiculed and mocked so often when I tried to have heart to heart conversations with him as a teenager, it just became pointless to even try. Of course, the wish for his approval still remains because :) of course it does.

    • @ratful6789
      @ratful6789 3 месяца назад +2

      There is a reason why your father is like this, also since its your father and your own blood you should love him despite what he is especially if hes not doing something really bad to you and enjoy the little you can get from him.
      Do not hold any grudge and learn from his ""mistakes"" , but do not become a soy dad too

    • @Bruh-vf8np
      @Bruh-vf8np 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@ratful6789 my father's mother would parent my father too strictly, almost close to abuse but what hurts him the most was how emotionally distant his own mother was.
      He has never done the same for us, He is a good father that is present emotionally and is there for us even when things gets rough.
      There's a good reason why he didn't do the same parenting and treatment as my grandmother, go figure.

    • @ratful6789
      @ratful6789 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Bruh-vf8np That is the advice i was giving to the other comment, learn from your predecessor's mistakes and adapt but at the same time you should forgive and still love them if they arent the best parents because they are your own blood and only family but as well because people rarelly born as devil

  • @rossgadsby9663
    @rossgadsby9663 6 месяцев назад +150

    Paying to do this is like the most "I almost joined but..." energy

  • @kingdomkrook
    @kingdomkrook 7 месяцев назад +2484

    They could have joined a military reserves program and got this treatment for free, while actually learning something.

    • @daslynnter9841
      @daslynnter9841 7 месяцев назад +259

      But that's a commitment and these guys only want to get all those lessons for minimal effort then return to their lazy lifestyle.
      I'm sorry but I have no sympathy for people with $18,000 to not only throw away, but pay for torture. Military pays you, and dominatrices are probably cheaper. And if they actually need help, therapy is way cheaper, and has a small perk of no torture involved.

    • @misalignedmisanthropist
      @misalignedmisanthropist 7 месяцев назад +87

      Exactly, thats the stupidest part. At least in military the treatment there makes sense. Here some guys just shout at you for no reason

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 7 месяцев назад +37

      Question is if the military would take them at all. Despite everything the army has the luxury of choice and that wont change until theres a draft.

    • @annavictrix
      @annavictrix 7 месяцев назад +27

      AND getting benefits like mortgages and school loans from the government.

    • @cjbartolotta4743
      @cjbartolotta4743 7 месяцев назад +24

      First thought in my head too. Any reserve and a therapist, solid combo that will actually deliver results.

  • @KoenRH2803
    @KoenRH2803 7 месяцев назад +3972

    This man is a genius, fixing trauma and insecurities by replacing them with new ones during the camp. Amazing

    • @Jumpyj3st3r150
      @Jumpyj3st3r150 7 месяцев назад +140

      Like getting off of beer to get addicted to crack

    • @chickengod9885
      @chickengod9885 7 месяцев назад +63

      "The Best way to forget an old wound is to open a new one!" -Jack Krauser resident evil 4

    • @GRedb
      @GRedb 7 месяцев назад +5

      that was the gayest statement ever. You are not gonna get new insecurities and trauma from that camp bruv maybe you but a regural man wouldn't what are you on about?

    • @KoenRH2803
      @KoenRH2803 7 месяцев назад +108

      @@GRedb it’s okay man, you don’t have to display your insecurity in your masculinity in a comment section and get all offended. Go enjoy life

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 7 месяцев назад +6

      The technique worked for Major Payne when he wanted to get people to stop focusing on their injuries lol.

  • @ParanoidAndroid91
    @ParanoidAndroid91 5 месяцев назад +75

    "Stop asking for electrolytes!" 😂

    • @helloitsme9604
      @helloitsme9604 Месяц назад +1

      That part cracked me up lmao! 🤣🤣

    • @jphansen5299
      @jphansen5299 23 дня назад

      Was he just like “so do we get electrolytes before or after we dig our graves?”

  • @jalonwilson5096
    @jalonwilson5096 6 месяцев назад +84

    this whole program sounds like a PTSD speedrun to me

  • @devouredremains
    @devouredremains 7 месяцев назад +1553

    Imagine being a "straight as an arrow alpha male" but deep down your top priority is impressing other "alpha males". 🤔😂

    • @Albert_7
      @Albert_7 7 месяцев назад +192

      I just realized how gay this is

    • @K.2.K
      @K.2.K 7 месяцев назад

      That’s the irony. All these alpha redpill conservative dudes cry about & make fun of lgbt men & liberal men, but in reality it’s them who are weak & insecure in their masculinity

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 7 месяцев назад

      It's all one huge circle jerk

    • @nirochan4591
      @nirochan4591 7 месяцев назад +15

      When was impressing someone is gay ? 😂

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere 7 месяцев назад +145

      @@nirochan4591 You're right. It could be closet bi

  • @saltyrobot5549
    @saltyrobot5549 7 месяцев назад +4131

    What's insane to me is that they could've spent that 18k on therapy and achieved far better results

    • @lifeofjeffrey2447
      @lifeofjeffrey2447 7 месяцев назад +533

      Or if they want to get into boot camp, they could’ve just gone to the US military and as a matter of fact, YOU GET PAID for it

    • @dragoon9382
      @dragoon9382 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@lifeofjeffrey2447 lmao

    • @bluebloo9955
      @bluebloo9955 7 месяцев назад +28

      Or they can just not and you know be a regular human being amongst society

    • @Resolver101
      @Resolver101 7 месяцев назад +316

      @@bluebloo9955”Don’t go to therapy. Just be normal”
      Amazing advice

    • @Jestrath
      @Jestrath 7 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@lifeofjeffrey2447my thought exactly. If I wanted to be treated like shot like that i would just go to to real boot camp.

  • @user-pc3hd6ok6r
    @user-pc3hd6ok6r 3 месяца назад +28

    As a member of the United States Army seeing these clips of getting yelled at really brought me back to my basic training days. Only instead of just being screamed for no reason, it actually served a purpose. We were disciplined through relentless physical and mental training and were ACTUALLY taught how to become a leader. All of it was free as well.

    • @weirdo1060
      @weirdo1060 Месяц назад +6

      Basic training also involved learning new skills. This group is not learning weapons, land navigation, first aid, etc. They are simply being harassed.

  • @anthonyjames4319
    @anthonyjames4319 6 месяцев назад +50

    Imagine paying 18k and saying “yes instructor” to some dude yelling at you.

  • @erockromulan9329
    @erockromulan9329 7 месяцев назад +433

    Honey, I just paid $18,000 to become the alpha male in this house. Please don't leave me.

    • @mirivmd
      @mirivmd 7 месяцев назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @user-dp9xj6eg2i
      @user-dp9xj6eg2i 7 месяцев назад +8

      First Trump/Crypto Zoo NFTs NOW THIS?!

    • @JEvans-wy9ln
      @JEvans-wy9ln 7 месяцев назад +40

      Aint no way any of these guys are actually married and if they were their wives would immediately leave them after hearing where their 18k went

    • @totempolejoe1
      @totempolejoe1 7 месяцев назад +4

      Funniest comment here

    • @lukaspumo3498
      @lukaspumo3498 7 месяцев назад

      Wife was probably banging the neighbor while he's at alpha camp lmao

  • @jesseteixeira6284
    @jesseteixeira6284 7 месяцев назад +3581

    How insecure does an entire society have to be about its masculinity for an entire industry like this to thrive?

    • @somebodyoncetoldme2664
      @somebodyoncetoldme2664 7 месяцев назад +278

      Maybe if people didn't kick a dead horse when it's already dead then there wouldn't be an entire market of sad men there.....when yall still make fun of them for being so sad and desperate they'll spend all their money just to find a purpose in life and keep living.

    • @CarlosSpicyWang
      @CarlosSpicyWang 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@somebodyoncetoldme2664Lefties: RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEN ARE BAD REEEEEEEEEE

    • @nocaptainmatt3771
      @nocaptainmatt3771 7 месяцев назад

      You can thank the ultimate matriarchy that the US has become

    • @genericscottishchannel1603
      @genericscottishchannel1603 7 месяцев назад +1

      yes

    • @Pack_Watch
      @Pack_Watch 7 месяцев назад +5

      Make my sandwich 🥪

  • @wisdomwendigo
    @wisdomwendigo 6 месяцев назад +122

    I just graduated from Marine bootcamp and I can say that I hate the idea of this project with a passion. This project has you pay to suffer whereas in bootcamp, you suffer to get paid. There is literally nothing to gain from this other than low-self esteem, bankruptcy, and a miserable public image. The transformation from civilian to Marine is hard to explain for me, personally, but bootcamp teaches you to appreciate the shit that you take for granted, to struggle through the physical and mental turmoil, to help your fellow recruits/Marines/teammates/etc., to be more courteous, and to be the best version of yourself. Alpha Male Bootcamp vs Marine Corps bootcamp is a fucking joke. Marine Bootcamp wins, easily

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 3 месяца назад +12

      Plus paying to suffer is weird and feels like a kink, suffering to pay is just what most guys gotta do.

    • @devildog2378
      @devildog2378 2 месяца назад +2

      I leave March 12th goddamn I’m gonna love being a marine

    • @wisdomwendigo
      @wisdomwendigo 2 месяца назад +1

      @@devildog2378 You won't regret it in the long run. It will suck, but at the end of the day it'll be second-hand fun, you'll see

    • @devildog2378
      @devildog2378 2 месяца назад +2

      @@wisdomwendigo Rah and at age 20

    • @SamuelDiaz21
      @SamuelDiaz21 Месяц назад

      @@devildog2378I don’t regret serving in the Corps. It definitely helped me become the man I am today and I’m exponentially better for having served. With that said, there were many days that I did NOT love being a Marine 😂 however, I don’t regret the decision at all! Semper Fi brother and best of luck to you and your career.

  • @TheUnbiasedQuincy
    @TheUnbiasedQuincy Месяц назад +17

    Just enlist into the army if you want to be yelled at 💀

    • @weirdo1060
      @weirdo1060 Месяц назад

      Army boot camp will also teach skills (e.g. weapons, land navigation, first aid, etc) while being paid. MDK is just about paying others to harass you.

  • @imperialtutor8687
    @imperialtutor8687 7 месяцев назад +2243

    It’s terrible how mentally broken men are taken advantage off. You can obviously make fun of them but at the core of the issue these people feel so desperate to search for some meaning in their lives.

    • @emers0n507
      @emers0n507 7 месяцев назад

      and it’s crazy once you start really looking into it the highest rate of suicide is male military men. so even with pushing this whole “alpha” and hyper masculine culture men’s mental health is still on the back burner further forcing this idea that men have no feelings and should just always take what’s thrown at them 😂

    • @prettyokandy230
      @prettyokandy230 7 месяцев назад +78

      if they're down this bad they probably deserve it tbh

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 7 месяцев назад +46

      ​@@prettyokandy230it depends on some of them

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om 7 месяцев назад

      @@prettyokandy230if they have 18k in expendable income they’re doing better than me. I’m stressing about student loan payments starting again. I don’t know what they need to learn about financial freedom if they can just p*ss away 18 grand no sweat.

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om 7 месяцев назад +130

      @@prettyokandy230not that money is everything. But if they have wives and kids and all of their material needs are taken care of, they’re not “down bad” just extremely insecure.

  • @Grace-tg4oy
    @Grace-tg4oy 7 месяцев назад +424

    This is the most "Men will do [blank] before going to therapy." Thing in existence.

    • @Paulkotsu
      @Paulkotsu 7 месяцев назад +14

      Therapy is not a cure-all lil bro

    • @toat_
      @toat_ 7 месяцев назад +91

      ​@@PaulkotsuIt sure as sh!t is more helpful than whatever grift you keep buying is though.

    • @lynnespinoza4736
      @lynnespinoza4736 7 месяцев назад +59

      ​@@PaulkotsuEven so, Therapy > Copium

    • @evolalienn
      @evolalienn 7 месяцев назад +50

      @@Paulkotsunobody said it was lol. *nothing* is a cure all.
      You have to want to get better and actively try to reach a better version of yourself with habits, mentality, perseverance, and kindness brick by brick.
      Therapy is by far a better tool than wasting money with grifters.

    • @AnkaaAvarshina
      @AnkaaAvarshina 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@Paulkotsu yeah sure and I'm sure that money that could've been spent on therapy is better spent on a stupid excuse of a "boot camp" just so you can get physically, verbally, and emotionally abused by some douchebag who thinks he's better than you? Cool.

  • @bighoss8793
    @bighoss8793 6 месяцев назад +58

    Never under any circumstance underestimate the power of stupidity.

  • @Wyatt1314.
    @Wyatt1314. 6 месяцев назад +35

    You could do extreme hiking, camping, workouts, all that by yourself. A person should not need such extra motivation.

    • @devildog2378
      @devildog2378 2 месяца назад +1

      Go to MCRD Parris island and you get to do all of those things plus weapons training and pay💰 . Think bro think 🧠

    • @Wyatt1314.
      @Wyatt1314. 2 месяца назад

      @@devildog2378 I will consider your points👉🤔💥👈.. o fuk yeeaaa-

    • @devildog2378
      @devildog2378 2 месяца назад

      @@Wyatt1314. RAHH DEVIL

  • @ElectricFire9000
    @ElectricFire9000 7 месяцев назад +758

    Imagine paying 18,000 to roleplay amateur navy seals

    • @ryliebrown5925
      @ryliebrown5925 7 месяцев назад +44

      Amateur is a insult to the navy seals that fact this would even be considered related to them on a scale 😂

    • @deathbydeviceable
      @deathbydeviceable 7 месяцев назад +16

      No, these people paid $18k to be bullied 😂

    • @tedragus3351
      @tedragus3351 7 месяцев назад +4

      Navy Seal training is a much preferable experience then this

    • @clonecommandermike332
      @clonecommandermike332 7 месяцев назад +6

      Me and my buddies can do it in the woods behind my house for free. And have a lot more fun.

    • @solitude4evr
      @solitude4evr 7 месяцев назад +4

      *prepubescent* navy seals

  • @Lehnerd
    @Lehnerd 7 месяцев назад +592

    This is literally like hell week in the military, but instead of becoming a navy seal afterwards, you become a slightly traumatized man that is down 18k and will have all sorts of pain for the next two weeks minimum.

    • @mikewatkinson1996
      @mikewatkinson1996 7 месяцев назад +9

      Found the comment i was gonna make. Nice.

    • @axtondragunov1784
      @axtondragunov1784 7 месяцев назад

      Don't forget instead of having a stable career for the next 4 years where the government pays you you instead get no useful skills or job after and I guess "bragging rights"

    • @jimbo2947
      @jimbo2947 7 месяцев назад +27

      for real, at what point do you just conscript yourself instead.

    • @johnnyenglish6751
      @johnnyenglish6751 7 месяцев назад

      %100! 🤣😂🤣

    • @sdawg58
      @sdawg58 7 месяцев назад +1

      Imagine knowing someone that went to Alpha boot camp. They'd never shut up about it... Like they're some badass.

  • @THEmfGOBLIN
    @THEmfGOBLIN Месяц назад +9

    18k for an unregulated military bootcamp

    • @AmericanUNCENSORED
      @AmericanUNCENSORED Месяц назад +1

      Yes

    • @weirdo1060
      @weirdo1060 Месяц назад +2

      A real military boot camp also teaches combat skills (Weapons, first aid, etc). Trainees get paid instead of paying others.

  • @salvatoredanunciacao7770
    @salvatoredanunciacao7770 Месяц назад +10

    These instructors clearly went to BUDS probably washed out or never actually got to operate and are now taking that frustration out on dudes just to make a quick buck.

  • @PerryKhensing
    @PerryKhensing 7 месяцев назад +1334

    Amazing experiences you get at Alpha Male camp:
    • Getting yelled at
    • Being waterboarded while being yelled at
    • Digging holes
    • Being in a body bag because... uh...
    • Getting yelled at
    • Being insulted by someone who's acting like they're tough
    • Normal experiences in life being re-explained in ways that make them sound psuedo-deep
    • Laying in water
    • Getting yelled at

    • @GuilhermeMetz
      @GuilhermeMetz 7 месяцев назад +23

      to be fair, getting yelled at for a while helps you learn to think and react under pressure, all the other shit was nuts. 18k for being soaked for a weekend is definitely the dumbest possible use of money and time

    • @ziadaly2115
      @ziadaly2115 7 месяцев назад +71

      I think you forgot about the part where they get yelled at

    • @quantumhawk806
      @quantumhawk806 7 месяцев назад +75

      ​@@GuilhermeMetzah yes please tell that to the many children that have faced this abuse and are now struggling. Getting screamed at for no reason while learning/doing something is not useful. It will just teach them to freeze under pressure.

    • @jamesdoakes4956
      @jamesdoakes4956 7 месяцев назад

      @@GuilhermeMetzthat’s so not true. The yelling is purely for theatrics for the video, and a fetish for the people paying to be yelled at. That’s literally all this is. These men are cucks who wanna be dominated. But they hate women so instead of paying for a dominatrix they’d rather get their rocks off to a muscular man yelling at them

    • @metalogic1580
      @metalogic1580 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@quantumhawk806we are talking about adults here, not children, innit?

  • @TheMrAllam
    @TheMrAllam 7 месяцев назад +2627

    They paid $18,000 for some SEALS Boot Camp LARP. You could have had the same experience by just trying to legitimately join the SEALS for almost nothing.

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 7 месяцев назад +296

      Plus they put you through normal boot camp on top of that and actually teach you useful shit sometimes. Best part government pays for it and give you money to be part of it. I don't understand where you would even try to get the dough to pay for all this shit.

    • @Jamienicholas02
      @Jamienicholas02 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yes

    • @ryanakers
      @ryanakers 7 месяцев назад +23

      Why is it when it comes to military u civilians think u know what u are talking about u don’t bcz it ain’t that simple to just join the seals u have to join the navy then try to be the 3 percent out of 100 that actually pass through

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 7 месяцев назад +172

      @@ryanakers I'm in the Navy goofball. Also my point still stands.

    • @TheMrAllam
      @TheMrAllam 7 месяцев назад +102

      @ryanakers Civilians? Like the guy who replied to you, I'm also a veteran, so don't always assume, and second, the Navy SEAL point was for comedic effect and also to explain what training these idiots were trying to emulate. Just the regular basic training of the Air Force would break those losers.

  • @Ginger-.._
    @Ginger-.._ 3 месяца назад +13

    18k to pretend to be Mark Wahlberg in Lone Survivor

  • @instagramcraker3816
    @instagramcraker3816 5 месяцев назад +10

    Please leave your mic on more often. The giggles were gold.😂

  • @BecauseYNotYT
    @BecauseYNotYT 7 месяцев назад +1150

    I'll be an asshole for a minute and say that I love this videos because they remind me that even at my lowest points, I am not as dumb as some people are daily

    • @UnicornsExist17
      @UnicornsExist17 7 месяцев назад +60

      Not an asshole. Appropriate social comparison.

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight 7 месяцев назад +1

      Not really dumb nikocado can afford this and should avocado in this

    • @TheBronzeTurkey
      @TheBronzeTurkey 7 месяцев назад +13

      If only you knew proper grammar

    • @ShreddedSteel
      @ShreddedSteel 7 месяцев назад +10

      missed the mark when you could barely string a sentence together

    • @d.optional3381
      @d.optional3381 7 месяцев назад +2

      Thats such an inferior sentiment

  • @tylerscott3979
    @tylerscott3979 7 месяцев назад +4224

    Honestly, if you have 18k to blow on a 3 day bullshit camp, I feel like you have already achieved a higher level of success than many

    • @mattwong5403
      @mattwong5403 7 месяцев назад +263

      If they want to play weekend warrior without the risk of combat, they can join the reserves as an Air Force Officer (if they have a BA) and choose a non-combat job. Or join law enforcement, or spend $200 on an airsoft milsim event so they get the actual infantry experience for 2 to 3 days. It's a lot more fun than spending $18k to do fake basic training

    • @Pedro-uk2vf
      @Pedro-uk2vf 7 месяцев назад +55

      The comment no one wants to like because that would mean they’d have to accept this.

    • @GoldenGod69
      @GoldenGod69 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@mattwong5403If I would have joined the chairforce, TACP would have been the way

    • @jacquesthebeux7212
      @jacquesthebeux7212 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@mattwong5403heard that getting into the Air Force as an Officer is up to a 2 year wait, and EXTREMELY selective

    • @TheRealJoeDirt
      @TheRealJoeDirt 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@ejro2820 TACP is dope but CCT is the Special Ops version, which seems even cooler. Either way dope af

  • @duonghoangminh258
    @duonghoangminh258 5 месяцев назад +9

    You know what else isn't easy? Not laughing while Charlie is laughing about the "significance" of the dash

  • @Kingsman4101
    @Kingsman4101 6 месяцев назад +13

    You can enlist and go through buds and experience the same thing AND get paid to do it. I'd be curious to see these "instructors" qualifications

    • @Nando.M1
      @Nando.M1 5 месяцев назад

      And be stuck for 4 years…

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 3 месяца назад

      @@Nando.M1 I'd say join the TA/reserves (of national equivalent) but that's a bad ideal right now.

  • @Nyromen
    @Nyromen 7 месяцев назад +1028

    The worst thing is, on top of this industry that preys upon the self esteem issues and vulnerability of modern men, there’s a children’s version of this hellish program.
    Edit: It’s called the squire program, run by the same guy.

    • @sashatotinok5615
      @sashatotinok5615 7 месяцев назад +29

      U talking about rotc?

    • @Person0fColor
      @Person0fColor 7 месяцев назад

      Right, this only highlights the degree in which this society has failed men. 😂
      There is no shit millions of men out there who are just playing video game not married not having families and not buying homes. Home ownership is at a 50 year all time low.

    • @Person0fColor
      @Person0fColor 7 месяцев назад

      @@sashatotinok5615ROTC is for f@673+s for sure but probably still too manly for you

    • @lonniecynth2240
      @lonniecynth2240 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@sashatotinok5615alright I’m assuming you mean jrotc unless you’re talking about college aged adults but it can really be helpful at teaching life skills for kids

    • @commanderrex8351
      @commanderrex8351 7 месяцев назад +9

      Jrotc really helped me out it taught me some basic shit and got a promotion in the army for doing it

  • @flannyfizzle9402
    @flannyfizzle9402 7 месяцев назад +1618

    Someone needs to pull these guys aside and say to them, “You know, if you’re into sadomasochism, you can easily find a dominatrix for way less than $18,000.”

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 7 месяцев назад +93

      Genuinely someone tell them I think it would help 😭

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 7 месяцев назад

      What, have a strong willed woman have power over them? Especially sexually? They'd flip their lip

    • @flowerchild8450
      @flowerchild8450 7 месяцев назад +176

      No bro you don’t understand, it’s much more masculine and alpha to have a man do it…..definitely not a gay thing whatsoever

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 7 месяцев назад +73

      i'm beginning to think these guys all just had abusive fathers and they need someone to yell at them so they can be good again in their mid life crisis

    • @dannydanumba2619
      @dannydanumba2619 7 месяцев назад +1

      It seems like these guy prefer a Daddy to do it instead

  • @dexterslaboratory2404
    @dexterslaboratory2404 Месяц назад +3

    This is the Same place where in the video the instructor says this is nothing personal and then gets personal

  • @BakeBMDeezy
    @BakeBMDeezy 2 месяца назад +1

    Reminds me of a meme that read "I ordered a book called 'How to scam people' 3 months ago and it never shipped".

  • @colindoyle2598
    @colindoyle2598 7 месяцев назад +1085

    Alpha male classes prey on the modern issues that a lot of men experience. They are hilariously goofy, but it's so sad to watch guys throw their money away on things like this

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture 7 месяцев назад

      don't read my name!!

    • @DseanSupreme
      @DseanSupreme 7 месяцев назад

      HealthygamerGG nailed it when he spoke on this on his channel: men get their struggles and problems dismissed by the media and everyone in general, especially white men. Alpha male targeted businesses are the only places that validate the feelings of men who have it hard, and feel they can't navigate life, so they manage to build a market for it.
      Unfortunately, they just offer snake oil with tidbits of actually helpful advice and fleece the money and support out of them.

    • @tombowombo-
      @tombowombo- 7 месяцев назад +40

      It seems like these "instructors" watched some bud/s training documentaries and are trying to copy it.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@tombowombo- Honestly, this looks a lot like Fight Club

    • @ianmaidment2258
      @ianmaidment2258 7 месяцев назад +3

      Not confident in your woman abusing, you need this

  • @hug-the-raccoon
    @hug-the-raccoon 7 месяцев назад +609

    Charlie, you need to make your own bootcamp and make us the alpha we're meant to be.

    • @snazzyjovialwyrm3314
      @snazzyjovialwyrm3314 7 месяцев назад +10

      Don't be an alpha. Be a real man.

    • @KennethEnders
      @KennethEnders 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@snazzyjovialwyrm3314yeah… a smigma male😎

    • @_KnownUnknown_
      @_KnownUnknown_ 7 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@KennethEnderssmegma male 🤤

    • @KaroxNightshade
      @KaroxNightshade 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@_KnownUnknown_ Dawg, no. Wash up.

    • @FetusDeletus_E
      @FetusDeletus_E 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@_KnownUnknown_yes please 🤤🤤

  • @max_x4
    @max_x4 4 месяца назад +7

    they say they heal you from trauma…
    but for people that are hypersensitive and got yelled at as a kid, it only makes it worse 😅

  • @LucresntBlade
    @LucresntBlade 5 месяцев назад +5

    Dominatrixes are prolly a better use of funds

  • @MrBallen
    @MrBallen 7 месяцев назад +5899

    this alpha male stuff is literally just knock off special operations military training with former spec ops instructors leading it.... I think this sort of thing works great for ACTUAL special operations training, cause it def weeds out a lot of people who are not cut out for the job.... but to pay $18K as a civilian to go through this, that just seems totally weird and not worth it at all.... to each their own I suppose

    • @Jamienicholas02
      @Jamienicholas02 7 месяцев назад +22

      I see

    • @user-fr2it8wp6y
      @user-fr2it8wp6y 7 месяцев назад +99

      Hi Mr ballen 😊

    • @cambamslam3510
      @cambamslam3510 7 месяцев назад +463

      It's not even special operations military training lol. It's a severely watered down basic training at best.

    • @bradendeifel9263
      @bradendeifel9263 7 месяцев назад +216

      Mrballen commenting on Charlie’s vids is not the crossover I expected to see today.
      Great work on the strange, dark and mysterious delivered in story format!

    • @ronmower
      @ronmower 7 месяцев назад +95

      @@cambamslam3510 WATERED down is right...

  • @JAV82224
    @JAV82224 7 месяцев назад +834

    “Just because something is hard, and you do it, doesn’t mean you benefitted from it” actual poet

    • @yomuin5389
      @yomuin5389 7 месяцев назад +59

      But actually though. I fucking hate when old people call themselves "experienced" even if clearly they're as bigoted and narrow-minded as they could've been as a baby. Just because you're old doesn't mean you went through life becoming all that experienced. I often find it quite likely, instead, that they went through life being a bit too set in their ways to become wise. This is kind of the same. People subject themselves to shit they can later flaunt rather than just going through life and being respectful every day.

    • @Hanzo2024
      @Hanzo2024 7 месяцев назад +10

      panic in David Goggins noises

    • @Sphynra
      @Sphynra 7 месяцев назад +31

      "Don’t fall in love with your suffering. Never presume that your suffering is in itself proof of your authenticity." - Zizek

    • @Mako-rh6tl
      @Mako-rh6tl 7 месяцев назад

      Trying to think up a dick joke right now

    • @layton6202
      @layton6202 7 месяцев назад

      @@yomuin5389babies are bigoted and narrow minded?

  • @user-zx8du3ik2j
    @user-zx8du3ik2j 3 месяца назад +1

    wow those healing words at 04:00 from the bearded dwarf looking guy totally convinced me. . . how are they affording the actual cast from the extended Lord of the Rings movies?

  • @chrisfrank8413
    @chrisfrank8413 6 месяцев назад +5

    Remmeber what Mr. wizard said: Be who you is, not who you is not, those who do this, are the happiest lot!

  • @Logger1010
    @Logger1010 7 месяцев назад +343

    if you feel like you have to go to an Alpha Male bootcamp then you have already failed

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 7 месяцев назад +15

      That’s kinda the point, isn’t it? If these poor suckers ever became secure, then the grifters wouldn’t be able to milk them any further

    • @FirstLast-yr9kx
      @FirstLast-yr9kx 7 месяцев назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @glitchmob1497
      @glitchmob1497 7 месяцев назад

      @OfficerBMT tf?!

    • @Bhamofficer328
      @Bhamofficer328 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Bhamofficer328
      @Bhamofficer328 7 месяцев назад

      @@glitchmob1497His profile says UTUBETROLLPOLICE so he’s a troll.

  • @Renflower24
    @Renflower24 7 месяцев назад +693

    When I was 14, going through the most insecure part of my life where I felt fat for just breathing, I bought a course that cost $60. My mom said that she’d let me buy it to let me learn a lesson, but I was so sure back then that I’d show her and everyone else. The course included a 15-30 minute long 'thank you' and 'you won't regret this' video, and a link for pre-recorded daily videos of follow-along exercises. No meal plan, no personal trainer, and no results, which the advertisement promised over and over, stressing how different it was. I dropped it within a month even after trying to give it my all. Now I’m 19, and though I always figured I knew better because I never came from a rich family, I can appreciate that I paid $60 I couldn’t afford instead of $18k. It’s easy to laugh at these kinds of videos now, but I really appreciate my mom for letting me experience that.

    • @Freddles780
      @Freddles780 7 месяцев назад +69

      W ASF mother tbh glad you learned an important lesson and keep on keeping on my fren!

    • @chriswilliams4575
      @chriswilliams4575 7 месяцев назад +49

      Mama is the real top g

    • @conorjamieson7963
      @conorjamieson7963 7 месяцев назад +61

      Mom game strong as fuck for real. You gotta let your kids fail sometimes, its probably hard to know when though as a parent.

    • @jochenkraus7016
      @jochenkraus7016 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​​​@@conorjamieson7963Sometimes you have to actually do things that might work or not.
      And it's a difference between getting something explained and agree or seeing the light by yourself.
      So in a way the course worked :-D
      BTW when watching the boot camp stuff in this video: Looks like military without the sometimes useful (e.g. learning first aid) and the cool things (weapons you don'thave to pay for. And of course getting paid for all that).

    • @andrewcheng1998
      @andrewcheng1998 7 месяцев назад +1

      Tbh can’t really expect for coaching at that price but if one does biology/science well enough there are definitely ways to get reasonably fit from free online info only.

  • @skyhorizon517
    @skyhorizon517 Месяц назад +1

    "That dash is the only thing that matters."
    That got me 😢

  • @j.h.5277
    @j.h.5277 7 месяцев назад +879

    Never underestimate the ability of a Navy SEAL to cash in on being a Navy SEAL.

    • @hypsin
      @hypsin 7 месяцев назад +251

      Never underestimate the ability of someone claiming to be a Navy SEAL to cash in on claiming to be a Navy SEAL

    • @joshmacattack3328
      @joshmacattack3328 7 месяцев назад +16

      Sael

    • @Xan1011
      @Xan1011 7 месяцев назад +32

      Spheal

    • @eduardopereira6698
      @eduardopereira6698 7 месяцев назад +11

      Sil

    • @acuilnos
      @acuilnos 7 месяцев назад +10

      Sail

  • @b-ner2616
    @b-ner2616 7 месяцев назад +145

    “You’re born, you die, and in between you live” truly awe inspiring words that have never been said before

  • @SteppingRazor762
    @SteppingRazor762 Месяц назад +2

    18k to spray someone with water? Turns out I’ve been qualified to be the instructor since I was 7 years old 🤣

  • @redryan20000
    @redryan20000 Месяц назад +4

    The way they said "yes instructor" was so ironically fucking submissive it's downright sad.

  • @lubtv8792
    @lubtv8792 7 месяцев назад +246

    Damn, I got to experience this shit for 12 years from my step dad. I must be king alpha male with all the trauma I got.

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle 7 месяцев назад +29

      Right? The years of bullying and emotional abuse from peers and family must’ve made me a fucking gigachad.
      Vaguely related: believe it or not, there is actually some link between childhood stress and physical maturity. Observable in city kids vs country kids, minor environmental stressors throughout childhood lead city kids to develop and grow slightly faster. Something to do with the endocrine system working harder and more growth hormone being produced, can’t recall the details atm.

    • @doomstan
      @doomstan 7 месяцев назад +13

      I like how the logic is "we're gonna cure your trauma with more trauma"

    • @lubtv8792
      @lubtv8792 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@doomstan it’s weird cause it’s almost getting the point of what I actually believe helps. Exposure. But this isn’t exposing traumatized men to their triggers and helping them redirect their feelings or even process them. It’s just some dude adding some more trauma into whatever you already had. Unless your fear is joining the military in the 50’s then I don’t get what the point is.

    • @marhen4497
      @marhen4497 7 месяцев назад +4

      Wait til he shows you the bill for those 12 years. Beeing an alpha male doesn't come cheap

    • @SumiEwiets-idgaf
      @SumiEwiets-idgaf 7 месяцев назад

      The 13 years of bullying and getting yelled at trauma must've made me into a fucking sigma dripking by that logic. Nah but that tramas has made me mentally fortified atleast.

  • @D3P.17
    @D3P.17 7 месяцев назад +518

    You really need to interview a guy that actually decided to pay for this using their own money

    • @h.t.8812
      @h.t.8812 7 месяцев назад +10

      Great idea!

    • @pattyrik6845
      @pattyrik6845 7 месяцев назад +9

      I’m the VICE Andrew state documentary, all of those customers hid their faces. ALL of them.

    • @Aeduo
      @Aeduo 7 месяцев назад +7

      Probably wouldn't get much other than meaningless delusion that sadly, many would probably take to heart because of how fucked our culture is.

    • @PlasticDoll.
      @PlasticDoll. 7 месяцев назад +21

      probably same shit "our society is falling apart, men becoming women blah blah, men should be blah blah, no one helped me blah blah" bs like that

    • @ZombieMadeIt
      @ZombieMadeIt 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@PlasticDoll. they always say that lmao its so predictable its not even super popular for a man to be trans so i dont get why they bring that up

  • @styx953
    @styx953 5 месяцев назад +7

    Feel like they took only the breaking down part of army training and forgot to add the building up part, also you don't get paid for being there and it cost 18k. Join the army instead.

  • @bradydavis5791
    @bradydavis5791 3 месяца назад +3

    These men are broken and are being paid to basically be used up and thrown out when they're broke.
    If any man in these comments resorted to this, I want you to know, I feel incredibly sorry for you.

  • @theantitroll
    @theantitroll 7 месяцев назад +130

    “Being uncomfortable just for the sake of being uncomfortable doesn’t improve you’re life.” I want that shit written on my tomb stone

    • @jotade2098
      @jotade2098 7 месяцев назад +4

      But engrave "your".

    • @massojupiter3436
      @massojupiter3436 7 месяцев назад

      Discomfort teaches you about yourself and someone can use that to better their life. So that quote is lying

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@massojupiter3436no, that's "learning from discomfort", not "discomfort just for discomfort"

    • @massojupiter3436
      @massojupiter3436 7 месяцев назад

      @@crowdemon_archives but that goes without saying. The human mind is always on learning mode whether someone likes it or not. Doesn't matter what it is that you do, even if you're on your phone just for being on your phone, you will still learn something.
      I just learned that this type of thing (alpha male bootcamp) is real and I'm on my phone just because

    • @bradygd6431
      @bradygd6431 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@massojupiter3436 if you go stub your toe on purpose right now I doubt you'll learn a valuable life lesson from it

  • @Cerulium
    @Cerulium 7 месяцев назад +632

    As a hose gunner in the local water gun battle of '09, I can attest that these men are enduring the toughest training imaginable.

    • @WD_724
      @WD_724 7 месяцев назад +34

      I agree. I was in the mud trenches of ‘94 and this shit sounds hard.

    • @bigdapramirez6157
      @bigdapramirez6157 7 месяцев назад +31

      Thank you for your service

    • @Foxtrot_Alpha
      @Foxtrot_Alpha 7 месяцев назад +21

      Oh, those were nothing to the snow trenches of '73

    • @LonzoZoty
      @LonzoZoty 7 месяцев назад +10

      I agree I was a hail hurler who served in the battle of Poseidons palace

    • @davidtalavera9138
      @davidtalavera9138 7 месяцев назад +5

      We all appreciate your service soldier 🇺🇲

  • @Jinjon-de2rj
    @Jinjon-de2rj Месяц назад

    The last minute really hit Charlie you taught me something today

  • @hepkil8370
    @hepkil8370 3 месяца назад +3

    looks like they watched one minute of a david goggins vid

  • @kuragedaisuki244
    @kuragedaisuki244 7 месяцев назад +602

    It’s absolutely mind blowing that we live in a world where this really happens and is successful.

    • @ren2871
      @ren2871 7 месяцев назад

      Yes and you'd be surprised this happens across the board. Most people are stupid and easy to manipulate.

    • @dorkydragon5055
      @dorkydragon5055 7 месяцев назад +9

      Is it really that surprising though? Really?

    • @theforrest
      @theforrest 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@dorkydragon5055disappointing, yes. surprising, not as much

    • @lifeiswonderful22
      @lifeiswonderful22 7 месяцев назад +6

      This is what rich people spend their money on when they have everything else in the world.

    • @tyronestrydom1
      @tyronestrydom1 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ozpeter_69*smegma

  • @ivansyomkin2156
    @ivansyomkin2156 7 месяцев назад +199

    I did this in the army while getting paid and I still hated it 😂

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 7 месяцев назад +2

      You made me laugh, thank you! 😋

    • @N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo
      @N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo 7 месяцев назад

      You got buried in a bodybag?

    • @dragoon9382
      @dragoon9382 7 месяцев назад

      @@N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo yes

    • @livewire42
      @livewire42 7 месяцев назад +13

      That's exactly what I thought watching this... this is the shit we did in bootcamp except they gave us a few bucks while doing it. At least in the military, you were probably going to go to war instead of paying 18k to pretend lmao

    • @Ameritard
      @Ameritard 7 месяцев назад +3

      Same, did this in the Marines and got paid what, like 3 or 4k?

  • @iiwi758
    @iiwi758 5 месяцев назад +6

    There are courses that teach you how to be handy around the house, where the person learns DIY stuff, general plumbing, how to fix things, etc. That could actually be profitable for people who didn't have a father figure growing up who taught those things, and it doesn't cost anywhere near $18,000. They could pair such a course up with some books or even other courses on economics and money management. Maybe learn how to cook and how to do all the other little things that make someone self-sufficient. That should cover the superficial part of being the "man of the house". But, obviously, being a man/husband/father is much more than that. You need to be reliable with everything. This "program" looks like a grift that doesn't teach anything meaningful and long-lasting.
    Frankly, one of the best investments you can make if you are not confident in your abilities in being a reliable adult is buying a book on critical thinking. At first blush it doesn't seem like it has a direct connection with the subject in question, but if you're kind of lost right now, it might lay a solid foundation for you to take steps into the right direction. Just "trust me bro" on this one and buy a book on critical thinking.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Месяц назад +3

    A program that claims to try and make you more independent by making you follow orders without question is like going to rehab and the doctor gives you drugs to help with your drug addiction.

  • @fomorians
    @fomorians 7 месяцев назад +1176

    "Don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel. Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don’t hate. Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural." - Charlie Chaplin

    • @crono3339
      @crono3339 7 месяцев назад +42

      Thanks for the reminder of that talk, I used to listen to it often until it made me cry. I was a former soldier and then a psychedelic dude so I'm much more into love and growth but both helped me see how people are easily led astray by con artists. I was too. Charlie Chaplin really had something important to say there.

    • @clairecordell2461
      @clairecordell2461 7 месяцев назад +25

      Men care about other men - they have love in thier hearts for men, women and children. Men love and protect. That'll be 18grand please.

    • @manden6652
      @manden6652 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's a really funny take with the machines xDDD@@TheNickkm

    • @razacosmicapilled
      @razacosmicapilled 7 месяцев назад +3

      Charlie Copelin

    • @marine47ncaa25
      @marine47ncaa25 7 месяцев назад +5

      You’re the comment who deserves 25K + likes bro. Excellent comment👍

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 7 месяцев назад +1248

    What makes this extra sad and depressing is that, according to some of the other videos covering this that I’ve seen, most of the guys at these camps are there because their dads, uncles or other male guardians sent them there. They were so afraid that their kids would grow up to be nerdy, gay/trans, whatever that they paid $18,000 to send them to some wannabe boot camp that doesn’t teach them anything except what it’s like to be wet in different places at different times of day

    • @manwiththeredface7821
      @manwiththeredface7821 7 месяцев назад +268

      So they're outsourcing fatherhood (along with all the responsibility that comes with it), how masculine...

    • @orugacrest
      @orugacrest 7 месяцев назад +42

      better to be a brainless outcast than a plaguebearer

    • @reshie
      @reshie 7 месяцев назад +5

      Sending your kid away to learn how to be "masculine" from another man for 18 000$ probably is one of the most BETA things anyone can do

    • @Ilivedbih
      @Ilivedbih 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@orugacrest Just be hygienic (which also isn't really considered manly by many..) and you won't be a plaguebearer ✌

    • @Thomk121
      @Thomk121 7 месяцев назад +26

      Idk, the clips I saw of those dudes they all looked over 18. At that point no one is sending you anywhere against your will. And if you allow that then maybe you do need the "alpha" training. Lol 😂

  • @MigattenoBlakae
    @MigattenoBlakae 5 месяцев назад +13

    3:40
    I love that the guy getting yelled at is actually *significantly bigger* than the guy who’s yelling.
    I would love to live in a world where the guy getting yelled at was a real alpha male, and just kicked the crap out of that wannabe drill-sergeant.

  • @MrSocomDude
    @MrSocomDude Месяц назад +5

    Just enlist. Don’t put money into these scams.

  • @Idk-wg9gl
    @Idk-wg9gl 7 месяцев назад +900

    Anyone who refers to themself an "alpha male" or "sigma male" is even sadder than them tbh

    • @Whyareuhere_1847
      @Whyareuhere_1847 7 месяцев назад +28

      Fr tho

    • @RealOkverty
      @RealOkverty 7 месяцев назад +2

      no it just means that they are more discipline you

    • @MasterCat8533
      @MasterCat8533 7 месяцев назад +60

      @OfficerBMTwho asked for your input?

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 7 месяцев назад +106

      ​@@RealOkvertythat's not gonna convince anyone goober

    • @snuffle2405
      @snuffle2405 7 месяцев назад +10

      That's why I'm a gamma male 💜

  • @thevagabond3181
    @thevagabond3181 7 месяцев назад +117

    Wait. You mean I can pay a bunch of grifters to bully and emasculate me? How have my enemies hidden this gem from me?!

    • @Shigzmi
      @Shigzmi 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@SyakirinTheStickManbro you’re pathetic

    • @TheBlahblah86
      @TheBlahblah86 7 месяцев назад +6

      I love your use of the word emasculate in this example. It's so perfect.

    • @eileenwellings
      @eileenwellings 7 месяцев назад +1

      Love natural immunity to bs

  • @EE-iv5ej
    @EE-iv5ej 3 месяца назад +2

    I'm 5'2" and have some deep insecurities regarding my image, 'masculinity' and all that. But I am glad that I have something else that these Alpha Male followers seem to lack: common sense.

    • @S.T.-hj7xn
      @S.T.-hj7xn 3 месяца назад +1

      Levi Ackermann is like 5'3 and hes a chad. Well hes also fictional but ignore that

  • @moth2019
    @moth2019 5 месяцев назад

    I want more of charlie chuckling during the video snippets lmao

  • @lordchaa1598
    @lordchaa1598 7 месяцев назад +73

    So a group of bullies have found a way to monetize the bullying of insecure men. How revolutionary😂

    • @kool-aiddealer6268
      @kool-aiddealer6268 7 месяцев назад

      These insecure men do deserve to be ridiculed for even deciding to spend 18,000 over a watered down military boot camp

    • @2bb334
      @2bb334 7 месяцев назад +10

      putting it this way just deepens my empathy towards these men that got shamelessly exploited. what a f-ed up world we live in

    • @abeldnite
      @abeldnite 7 месяцев назад +1

      Big brain move if you ask me

  • @xdashx4962
    @xdashx4962 7 месяцев назад +126

    I love the quote “What happens if your wife or kids needs you” well for starters $18,000 would go a long way

  • @21kjoshua
    @21kjoshua 25 дней назад +1

    I spent 4 years getting this kinda treatment in the actual military. Oh I also got paid to go through it lol...if you pay 18k to get yelled at, you deserve to get scammed.

  • @zero-21
    @zero-21 Месяц назад +3

    the fact that you could just do non watered down army training for free and not 18000 dollars if you join the army

  • @kagami27
    @kagami27 7 месяцев назад +1261

    I used to make fun of desperate men being taken advantage of by 'alpha male gurus'. Now I just feel bad for them and I hope they get all the help they need. This is just sad

    • @JimmyNuisance
      @JimmyNuisance 7 месяцев назад +77

      I always felt bad for them, I always mocked them, and I always will.

    • @Kitsuragi556
      @Kitsuragi556 7 месяцев назад +47

      @@JimmyNuisance You're a true hero. Really out here making a difference, bud.

    • @JimmyNuisance
      @JimmyNuisance 7 месяцев назад

      @@Kitsuragi556 Who said anything about making a difference? We’re laughing at lesser men who are aware they’re lesser… nothing about that smacks of me making an effort to help.
      Besides, these guys PAID 18k to be ridiculed. I offer that service free of charge, you should be joining me in pointing and laughing if you REALLY want to help these pathetic losers.

    • @danielhicks1824
      @danielhicks1824 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Kitsuragi556tbf, it's in the name

    • @looklook478
      @looklook478 7 месяцев назад +4

      Don't tell me you're one of those dudes.
      Do dumb shit and get made fun of lmao, these teases are the wars y'all talk about

  • @Alloccer
    @Alloccer 7 месяцев назад +1266

    As someone who served in military, this is both sad and laughable. I get what they are trying to do, and I can say that army training turned me into a different man. But it took 9 months, not 3 days, and those super intensive moments were thinly spread. They were not what really mold us, it's the discipline, the responsibility over long time what changed us, not that one time our sergeant made us to present him our equipment (which took 6 hours, and we were sweating buckets and bleeding from knees and elbows by the end). Thats a cool/funny story to tell afterwards, but no more than that in long term.
    Sorry for broken English, my third language.

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle 7 месяцев назад +233

      Very solid English first of all, and second, you’re spot on. To change, you need DISCIPLINE, not short lived abject misery.

    • @simonpack1941
      @simonpack1941 7 месяцев назад +29

      Thanks for your service 👌

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 7 месяцев назад +21

      Damn 9 months for bootcamp? What country was that?

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@xxxxxx5868its common across europe

    • @abigslimjim
      @abigslimjim 7 месяцев назад +33

      @@xxxxxx5868maybe he’s talking about basic and ait combined

  • @few-sea360
    @few-sea360 Месяц назад +2

    8:46 pov: you need more words for your essay

  • @ivanstayner8818
    @ivanstayner8818 Месяц назад +5

    A true alpha male would see this and think what a waste of money.

  • @user-gj4bc5xr4z
    @user-gj4bc5xr4z 7 месяцев назад +421

    So let me get this straight. You pay 18k to go to military bootcamp for 3days. Guys its called the army and you can join for free. Its just that you can't leave after 3 days and if you do pull threw you are guaranteed to see results.

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 7 месяцев назад +98

      And you will get paid

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 7 месяцев назад +45

      Youre assuming the army would want these rejects ,the standards are pretty low in the US but I think these guys wouldnt meet any.

    • @fpedrosa2076
      @fpedrosa2076 7 месяцев назад +50

      @@Eldritch-1 The US army is not really in a position to reject recruits. Of course, on the other hand the army is pretty good at putting new recruits through the ringer and turning them into soldiers... Y'know. Some get permanently hurt or die along the way, but that's a sacrifice the army instructors are willing to make.

    • @bingbongdingdong867
      @bingbongdingdong867 7 месяцев назад +9

      You're not guaranteed to see results.

    • @ThePhrog714
      @ThePhrog714 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@fpedrosa2076wym pretty much nobody is dying in basic army training unless it’s a freak accident

  • @IvanskiYakinovski
    @IvanskiYakinovski 7 месяцев назад +549

    What men need are friends. What makes friendships are common experiences. Sharing the shame of wasting money to pretend to be a commando with your new bros is priceless.

    • @user-rx7uh9mg4f
      @user-rx7uh9mg4f 7 месяцев назад

      Men don't want to put their egos aside to build friendships. Their ego is too big so they thing "Why should I go up to another man and try to get him to like me?". That's what happens when males grow up in a sheltered environment and their ego is never challenged so they think the world should come to them easily.
      Also, they aren't willing to resolve conflict after it happens. I'm talking real conflict not play teasing.

    • @danielmorton9956
      @danielmorton9956 7 месяцев назад +4

      Imagine if it was a survival camp or something.

    • @Blackelk1996
      @Blackelk1996 7 месяцев назад +10

      What some men need to be strong are other strong men that share common goals and ideals. Iron Sharpens Iron.

    • @Drheals-db3pm
      @Drheals-db3pm 7 месяцев назад +1

      well said

    • @thewatcher7940
      @thewatcher7940 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@northstar2850 Not just brotherhood, but they also need to learn to be friends with women and view them as equals like they would their guy friends, instead of just potential partners.

  • @SummonerX8
    @SummonerX8 2 месяца назад +2

    They market the program like they're trying to market an MLM

  • @Im-called-NickGurr
    @Im-called-NickGurr Месяц назад +2

    My wife actually suggested that I consider this course but I think she just wants me out of the house so her and her friend Robert can hang out but idk

  • @History_Coffee
    @History_Coffee 7 месяцев назад +182

    This has big "I would join the military but if a drill sgt got in my face I'd knock him out" energy

    • @razzberry4756
      @razzberry4756 7 месяцев назад

      id get kicked out of the military very quickly, i fucking hate screaming, id probably tell the drill instructor to go fuck himself, then just refuse any punishment he gave me, wanna scream in my face, fuck you, again, they’d definitely kick me out but i don’t care

    • @captainmycaptain8334
      @captainmycaptain8334 7 месяцев назад +30

      careful, the cosplaytriots will hear you

    • @flipperbooch2194
      @flipperbooch2194 7 месяцев назад +17

      I heard of a USMC recruit that did that and got his face slammed on the hot hood of the MP’s squad car.
      You won’t win

    • @StereotypicalShea
      @StereotypicalShea 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think it's an even larger concern when you realize all the instructors are not only prior service, but prior special operators just as well.

    • @Julian-4
      @Julian-4 Месяц назад

      @@StereotypicalSheaGuaranteed some of them are lying about it. And they’d fold if they were led by a cadre of Navy Seal operators. These “instructors” look like overcompensating douch*canoes

  • @goopbloop8823
    @goopbloop8823 7 месяцев назад +1092

    I feel so bad for these guys. You've got to have some next-level deep-seeded issues to go into a program like this. Wish them the best to get the help they need. Also, screw everyone on board doing this thing that's got to project their insecurities and be total gross weirdos just to exploit vulnerable men. Absolutely disgusting

    • @daslynnter9841
      @daslynnter9841 7 месяцев назад +26

      I would feel bad if this was a cheap thing that targeted poor people, like the military but without the lifelong perks, or like chiropracty, or churches.
      But these guys have $18,000 to throw away. Let them throw it away and let some guy who wouldn't have that money otherwise beat the shit out of them for 3 days.
      The assailant here could make this available to everyone and he'd make more money. He's choosing to target a demographic: rich people. Specifically rich people who feel like they need to prove themselves but are too scared to actually do anything. I hope the best for him.

    • @friend2194
      @friend2194 7 месяцев назад +55

      ​@@daslynnter9841Now imagine some of these dudes are fatherless, flipping burger at MCD for a living and it's pretty much their life saving. Suddenly these people don't deserve to be kicked anymore right?
      I dont deny there are some stupid extreme incels who are actively seeking an echo chamber in this crowd, but it's easier to lump they all together to a crowd that's we can hate.
      And why does wealth make this exploitative situation less sad?

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 7 месяцев назад

      Or they have a homosexual humiliation fetish but are deep in the closet lmao

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@daslynnter9841 The military pays you, not the other way around, and you get experience that's actually useful in society. Basic and 4+ years as a Supply Corps Officer is infinitely more valuable than this nonsense

    • @littlegiantj8761
      @littlegiantj8761 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@friend2194because "rich people bad, hate those above you, they aren't hooman and should be on the dinner table"

  • @Rodak-TV
    @Rodak-TV 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bruh, they're charging for this crap?
    Couldn't be me. I at least got paid pennies on the for my boot camp.

  • @GoodBoiStuff
    @GoodBoiStuff 3 месяца назад +1

    Imagine you paid $18,000 and you guys in home on the first day because one of them didn’t like the way you were looking

  • @MoA-Reload...
    @MoA-Reload... 7 месяцев назад +246

    This is genius. School yard bullies used to have to gamble if their victim actually has enough money in their pockets. Now they get the victim to hand the money over in advance and then STILL get their rocks off bullying their victim to innflate their little ego and cover their own insecurity 😂

    • @zippedmouthgaming5637
      @zippedmouthgaming5637 7 месяцев назад +3

      Oh yeah, it was a huge thing when I was growing up. The "bully friend." The guy who does awful stuff and then says "I'm just doing this to make you prepared for the real world."

    • @MoA-Reload...
      @MoA-Reload... 7 месяцев назад

      @@zippedmouthgaming5637 so next level genius bullies? Convince the victim it's for their own benifit to reduce risk of that person turning round one day and laying them out AND make sure they're loaded before wasting time on empty pockets.
      Also the "bully friend" is a thing. Dangerous, manipulative little smegs too and far harder to spot than the stereotypical tough kid. Instead of beating 7 bells of crap out of someone, they'll go after the self esteem and confidence in the same way as abusive partners/spouses do. Humans are basically arseholes, even the little humans.