You better get started enjoying weird things in life cause when your in your death bed you'll regret not being a goofball and not enjoying things. We are watching instant videos that fly thru the air to your phone and know anything we want by simply asking your phone
The man is fantastic. The way he presents himself is just out of this world. Just like his Jeff goldblum show on Disney plus a very good presenter with a lot of humor.
The first time he said it I was like okay you would have thought the camera crew would have let him know the lowest rating was one star but no they let him go on and continue to say why not give them zero stars
The essence of Jeff Goldblum is displaying righteous indignation that Amazon’s rating system is nonsenses while simultaneously giving every product 10 Goldblums.
@@Jay-ate-a-bug Well, maybe a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I don't think he's always playing a character, but I do believe he exagerates his traits when he's on camera.
I've found out that it doesn't really matter what he's actually talking about, Jeff Goldblum never fails to be an absolute delight to watch! ☺️ By the way, his Spanish pronunciation is really spot on!
How to be the best Wired "guest" correspondent Step 1: What the Heck is this!? Step 2: Be charming and hysterical Step 3: I love it! 10 Jeff Goldblums out of 10 Jeff Golfblums
"Uh, hi, hi, this is Google assistant, what can I do for you today?" "Oh, yes, I see, that's very, hmmm, okay, just let me look that up for a moment... looking, loooooking... Aha! I believe I have found what you requested!"
I don't know, a few of these (especially the camera, because who doesnt already have a phone) seemed to be made by people preoccupied with whether they could and they didn't stop to think if they should.
I think it's pretty obviously for little ones. They can take pictures and not have to use their parent's phone. Evidently, they can even drop it in the toilet. 😆
@@julilla1 The way it was talked about here is that it was for that "real camera feel" though maybe I missed something. I am also definitely not sold on the story glasses
I didn't expect the guy who got high and dropped his camera into the toilet to be the only person featured in this video to rate the product with nuance.
After listening to Jeff breakdown his characters, not skipping all his Raid Shadow Legend ads when they come up and now this it is clear I would watch Jeff do absolutely anything, the mans a treasure.
@Jeff Goldblum Thank you so much for responding. I am gonna print this out and frame it for my bedroom wall. I hope your day has been amazing because you deserve nothing less! ❤️
this man is a national treasure Edit: I just noticed that many commenters are also using the word "treasure" to describe him. Makes me wonder what exactly about JG's personality causes so many of us to describe him in that way.
Every time Jeff is on one of these videos where he's rating things, be it devices, tattoos, or impressions of him, he always rates things on a one to ten scale of possible Goldblums. I love it.
About 2 years ago at Wizard world Comic Con in Chicago. It was a photo op and I only had a little time to talk to him. He radiated positive energy the whole time and other people I knew who also did the photo op only had good things to say. His genuine kindness is up there with Steve Whitmire to I also had the pleasure of meeting in person.
I'm jealous of this man's ability to enjoy things
He seems to find the joy in everything. He’s my new role model
@@jasonb9562 And you will keep no other .. .. before him!
Mr Ghost, you too can enjoy. It just takes a little practice. I believe in you! Genuinely.
If you enjoy Jeff Goldblum, you are vicariously enjoying all these things.
You better get started enjoying weird things in life cause when your in your death bed you'll regret not being a goofball and not enjoying things. We are watching instant videos that fly thru the air to your phone and know anything we want by simply asking your phone
The man is fantastic. The way he presents himself is just out of this world. Just like his Jeff goldblum show on Disney plus a very good presenter with a lot of humor.
bit narcistic
He the man for sure, love it
That's because he's an Alien. How else do you think he can hack alien spaceships and save the world...lol
His sense of exactness makes me chuckle
@@MrPDawes he isn't -_-
I wish this man had a podcast
I'd hear him talk for hours
He has a tv show. It's basically this. People show him cool things and he acts like himself.
@@supervegeta101 I watched it already
here’s him purring for 10 hours: ruclips.net/video/ilSyBSY7MF0/видео.html
His episode on Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend is one of the best.
He have a show on Disney+ called "The World according to Jeff"
Someone tell Jeff that the lowest rating you can give on Amazon is 1 star.
Let’s not. Let’s let him be happy
OMG Yes! This was giving me anxiety ahahahhaha
Amazon is positive too. Just like Jeff.
According to himself, it seems the lowest rating you can give is 10 out of 10 Goldblums
The first time he said it I was like okay you would have thought the camera crew would have let him know the lowest rating was one star but no they let him go on and continue to say why not give them zero stars
The essence of Jeff Goldblum is displaying righteous indignation that Amazon’s rating system is nonsenses while simultaneously giving every product 10 Goldblums.
correction; 10 out of a possible 10 goldblums
extremely well said, haha xD
Here's a petition to make "Goldblums" an official rating system.
I’ll sign this right away
i agree, only thing is you can only give out ten of them
I'm sure they'll take it along with the metric system, which is centered on the number 10.
And 1 Goldblum = 11/10 or 6/5 in all other rating systems
I always rate things in Goldblums
Jeff Goldblum is literally one of my favorite people ever
Absolutly agree. Have you seen his show on disiney plus?
@@purplesparklefelicity5731 what's the show called? I don't have Disney+ but would like to give it a watch
@@Kholaslittlespot1 'The World According to Jeff Goldblum'
Have you heard about Bitcoin
@@creditplug9416 what is that? can you give me one?
This man is so genuine, he's HIMSELF all the time, and that's why he's so fantastically relatable and I love him.
Is he though? Or is he just always playing that character when he is on camera?
@@Jay-ate-a-bug Well, maybe a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I don't think he's always playing a character, but I do believe he exagerates his traits when he's on camera.
@@Jay-ate-a-bug i think he plays a character a bit on camera, but his non camera persona is probably roughly same like this.
@@KoeSeer Pretty sure that was exactly what I said.
@@Jay-ate-a-bug i mean you're asking, so i answered my opinion.
I could listen to this man talking all day long! Such a nice energy he s so entertaining
He has a great show on Disney plus, I watch it and rewatch it haha
That classic vacuuming test - wet meat on a shag rug
I'm not even going to say what that brings to mind :/
HAHAHAHA
Why those things, could have been anything like macaroni on a pillow but noo 😭
I think he is genuinely funny. Loved his portrayel of Grandmaster and wish to see more.
He was awesome as the Grandmaster. I would definitely watch a standalone Grandmaster movie.
Go watch ‘The Fly’
@@crystalm4324 ooo a classic really love the body horror in that film
Loved how Grandmaster was basically just Jeff on a different planet
I love him so much lol
Most people: "I saw that"
Jeff: "my eye fell upon that"
Jeff Goldblum is a perfect mix of grace, charisma and whimsy. Love that he rated these in Goldblums.
I've found out that it doesn't really matter what he's actually talking about, Jeff Goldblum never fails to be an absolute delight to watch! ☺️ By the way, his Spanish pronunciation is really spot on!
Let's be honest, most if not all of us would happily watch this as a weekly show
"Megapixel? Did everybody else know that too?"
I love this man
Cosmic treasure!!!
Thanks so much for including us! We're so happy you like our cameras and appreciate the 10/10 Goldblums 📷😎
How to be the best Wired "guest" correspondent
Step 1: What the Heck is this!?
Step 2: Be charming and hysterical
Step 3: I love it! 10 Jeff Goldblums out of 10 Jeff Golfblums
Hey, it works for him, it works for me.
Love the way he sees everything in positive light...and turn unpleasant ones to fun.
I can't imagine anyone not loving Jeff Goldblum. I do! He's just such a cool guy!
Why is it only recently we've had Jeff Goldblum madness? He's been around for years and only now we appreciate!
Jeff goldblum is a gem
This was so entertaining! I give this video 10 Goldblums!! ♥
I give Jeff Goldblum 10 Jeff Goldblums out of a possible 10 Jeff Goldblums
Goldbum is hilarious, I get the feeling you could give him a bag of old rubber bands and he'd love it and give it a 10.
Fun fact "Jeff Goldblum was almost going to be the voice of Google assistant".
Google's the loser.☹
Oh mannn. Maybe people would have actually used it.
"Uh, hi, hi, this is Google assistant, what can I do for you today?" "Oh, yes, I see, that's very, hmmm, okay, just let me look that up for a moment... looking, loooooking... Aha! I believe I have found what you requested!"
Google regretting its choice right now
@@gandalfthegrey370 I would want to ask it stuff just for fun.
11:09 "All of my Goldblum air is in that thing right now." bro 🤣
I give this video 10 goldblum out of a possible 10 goldblum
The way how he takes off his glasses and puts it on the table like when he was interviewed by Conan O'Brien is really sumthin.
He's just here to have fun and hangout, how could anyone hate him? Also Goldblum in the dark sounds like an amazing time
I read this as time travel gadgets with Jeff Goldblum lol.
Omg me too!!
That would be an interesting show. He would explain the history of time travel in movies.
"Life finds a way " I think is one the best line
The lighting demonstration was both entertaining and factual!
Whoever came up with the idea to do this is a genius.
For real
Jeff Goldblum is a living treasure of the world
I don't know, a few of these (especially the camera, because who doesnt already have a phone) seemed to be made by people preoccupied with whether they could and they didn't stop to think if they should.
I think it's pretty obviously for little ones. They can take pictures and not have to use their parent's phone. Evidently, they can even drop it in the toilet. 😆
@@julilla1 The way it was talked about here is that it was for that "real camera feel" though maybe I missed something.
I am also definitely not sold on the story glasses
Besides, that was mostly an excuse to use the reference
@@Deladus yeah, the story glasses should be yeeted out of existence.
I see what you did there.. 😂
I love how scared he was of the tiny vacuum. Couldn’t stop laughing, Jeff Goldblum doing anything is hilarious
I give this video ALL my Goldblums!!! He makes me enjoy how he enjoys everything!!! Give me more Jeff Goldblum!!
I didn't expect the guy who got high and dropped his camera into the toilet to be the only person featured in this video to rate the product with nuance.
that's the only thing i expected 😂
I loved this.. more Golden Goldblum Reviews please! 10/10 Goldblums ✨
What a way to teach. Without being boring.. Thanks i hope all teachers are like this so entertaining
He is a treasure to this world xD So funny
I am Amazed to See that how Jeff is rating Jeff's company...
Me: "How old is Jeff Goldblum?"
Phone: "Jeff Goldblum is 69 years old."
Me: "Cool, thanks. Wait-" >_<
Me: "Nice, thanks."
Ten goldblums out of ten for this video.
After listening to Jeff breakdown his characters, not skipping all his Raid Shadow Legend ads when they come up and now this it is clear I would watch Jeff do absolutely anything, the mans a treasure.
Jeff is such a vibe
5 minutes of JG cures 5 hours of social medial.
"Wet meat on a shag rug"
- Jeff Goldblum, 2022
I have a feeling his sweet soul will love everything that has ever been created 💗
Jeff Goldblum is an International Treasure. ❤️
I give this video a “10 Goldblums out of 10 possible Goldblums”
I love Jeff Goldblum, he said embouchure.
this man's energy is EVERYTHING.
@Jeff Goldblum Thank you so much for responding. I am gonna print this out and frame it for my bedroom wall. I hope your day has been amazing because you deserve nothing less! ❤️
He acts like a typical boomer artist. Which I love it btw. He reminds me of my uncles and aunts.
this man is a national treasure
Edit: I just noticed that many commenters are also using the word "treasure" to describe him. Makes me wonder what exactly about JG's personality causes so many of us to describe him in that way.
7:35 someone’s phone is vibrating 😂
LMFAO "I'll get you yet. I'll get you yet"
That solar lantern dim the light whoever is charge we need a goldblum story now 🤣
I imagine this is exactly how the Grand Master talks about his prisoners with jobs haha! "Fantastic! Fantastic."
Was looking for this reply
"megaPIXEL? Did everybody else know that too?"
How could you not love this dude.
Every time Jeff is on one of these videos where he's rating things, be it devices, tattoos, or impressions of him, he always rates things on a one to ten scale of possible Goldblums. I love it.
Mr. Goldblum has perfect dad energy.
I would die for this man
Somebody already did: THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. HE died for our sins on The Cross, was buried for three days & rose again. 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4.
Man, I'd buy anything Jeff Goldblum wanted to sell me. What a lovely human being.
4:30 made my day...
Any man willing to start a family in his 60's automatically gets into heaven in my book!
Love you JG! 🥰😘
This is in my top 3 RUclips videos.
What could be better?
I love the music, the gadgets, the Goldblum, is there anything else we need for a video??
He was hilarious on Thor Ragnarok. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff Goldblum should start his own gadget review channel.
About 2 years ago at Wizard world Comic Con in Chicago. It was a photo op and I only had a little time to talk to him. He radiated positive energy the whole time and other people I knew who also did the photo op only had good things to say. His genuine kindness is up there with Steve Whitmire to I also had the pleasure of meeting in person.
Luci (pronounced LUCY) lights are old school, but it never seen the mini before.
10 Goldblums merited if it holds a charge.
Nah, darling. The Italians say loo-tchy.. 😘
He pronounced it correctly, "Luci" is an Italian word - it means "lights" - and it's pronounced loo-chee (Italian is my first language).
Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure
8:42 Now that was some real Goldblum right there😄😎. Next mr Goldblum should try RGB PC Gaming🤩. Amazing👏
JEFF GOLDBLUM IS A SUCH A GREAT ACTOR SOMETHING I THINK THAT HE PLAYED HIMSELF IN HIS MOVIES
I NEED HIM TO REVIEW MORE TECH!!!!!
The 5 gadgets were fine. I'll definitely keep them in mind until the moment arises.
The salesman is fantastic.
Oh my! Why did no one tell me he was this iconic? 10 goldblums out of 10! 😻😻
I need this as weekly segment… please and thank you.
Proud to share a celebrity birthday with him 😭💗
“It’s completely solar, just add sun” 😹😹😹 idk why that threw me lool
Love this men, i could listen to him the whole day 😂😊
Jeff Goldblum inspires me to enjoy everything I can in life
My favorite is how he always rates with “Goldblums” 💀
I shall now and forever refer to him as “Goldie”. He is honestly one of my favorite actors
OMG! Goldie replied to my comment! I can now die happy. 😍😍😍
Jeff Goldblum is my pick for “if you could spend a day with anyone alive or dead who would it be”. I adore him!
Jeff goldblum: Does nobody have the courage to give it no stars?
Also jeff goldblum in every gadget: 10/10 goldblum
You could have him reviewing toilet brushes and I would still watch...
I could watch this man for hours.
The Solar lantern segment was pure "Gold".
I give this WIRED "correspondent" 10 out of 10✨
*I really hope to see Jeff in the next Jurassic World movie.*
I'd rather he stared in an original movie instead of another stupid creature feature.
We need to preserve this man!
- “mega..pixel - did everyone else know that too? “ I love him CTFU
Ugh, I could listen to him talk aallllll day ❤️
Need more Jeff Goldblum reviews 🤩
I love Jeff Goldblum such a character
I love that he called himself Goldie
Jeff Goldblum is a whole mood! I just love him!
The high guy in the toilet gave Jeff a warm and bubbly satisfaction.