Jeff Goldblum Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED
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- 'Isle of Dogs' star Jeff Goldblum takes the WIRED Autocomplete Interview and answers the internet's most searched questions about himself. Does Jeff Goldblum have a stutter? Where is Jeff Goldblum from? Is 'Isle of Dogs' claymation? Jeff answers all these questions and more!
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Now I am convinced, Jeff Goldblum is not a person. It's a state of mind.
He is an existence
You’ve been #goldblumed
Like Yorkshire?
Lol
"I'm an idea... a state of mind"
- the Joker's least charismatic version ever
I think his IQ constantly shifts between 30 and 197.
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Lol...love thid comment
100%
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Cast of Thor: Ragnarok :
Chris Hemsworth - Thor
Tom Hiddleston - Loki
*Jeff Goldblum - Himself*
Yes
Surtur - Mr. Krabs
tom hiddleston plays himself as well
Yep, Jeff has THE GRAND MASTER on his I.D.
Or ELse
Jurassic Park
Sam Neill: Dr. Alan Grant
Laura Dern: Dr. Ellie Sattler
Jeff Goldblum: Himself
Jeff Goldblum: *rich actor*
Jeff Goldblum: I’m driving a Prius. I like the colors.
You have 69 likes I don't wanna ruin it...
what ? Thank you, good fellow
Now it's 169 likes
Now 296
I love that he drives a regular car.
Dude, he songs really good.
He plays the piano professionally...
Hi music is great! His stuff is on spotify too..Super soothing jazz piano lounge music.
Jokes aside, he actually does have a good songing voice.
Manga Jesus *sings
i just realized your name its sacrcasm isnt it sry
Does Jeff Goldblum do audiobook narration? I just want him to read a novel but as himself and occasionally get distracted by remembering an anecdote.
If anyone's listening, PLEASE make this happen
I did not know I needed this until now.
If he filmed an ASMR video, it would be instant hit
That is such a great idea
Mikeado66
Make sure christopher walken is helping!😂
Jeff Goldblum looks like he does math for fun because he finds its intricacies beautiful
I thought this said meth first and honestly I just figured "yeah fair enough"
My grandad used to set himself maths problems 'for fun'. Maniac.
Probably has a thing for Chaos theory
Ian Malcolm... 😁😁😁😁😁
As do I, no joke. I find it meditative and incredibly poetic; however, I tend to romanticize all the of the abstractions that people dismiss swiftly. 🤷🏽♀️
He has that chaotic maternal uncle vibe
So an Aunt then?
He is a chaotician so the word "chaos" goes with him well lol
@EMILY GRAY explain the difference. If someone is a paternal Uncle, are you saying they don't possess the same parenting qualities and nurturing side that a maternal Aunt would? Sounds a bit sexist there. Lots of single parent fathers wouldn't be too pleased with that old fashioned gender stereotyping.
It's the chaos effect
Uh chaos theory
Goldblum finds away
Jeff Goldblum is that uncle everyone needs.
Dam right
Agreed
YES
I try to be a Jeff Goldblum kind of uncle but, man it's hard to be as talented and unhinged. One tries...
Oh yep
I would've preferred this to be 6 hours instead of 6 minutes.
I agree
We all would prefer that…
iT's oNly 5 mInUtEs aNd 54 sEcoNdS u duM dUm
@Samara Hamilton Jeff Goldblum is actually the only reason I think about getting Disney+. :D
@@edwardjaydonh2984 true
I love Goldblum...he is the human version of green tea spiked with catnip.
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣 that's it!
Best fricking comment on this whole platform
@@thatbitchnoemie 💗💗💗
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I just want a never ending recording of Jeff talking. Just talking, and rambling and telling funny little anecdotes to fall asleep to.
For Real though!!!!! Ahhh he's so soothing!!!
Good job you have just identified a new SCP.
I know right lol
Haha dam right. Yes he can make you like listen to him so easy
ikr!!!
“Mr. Google” I want him to be my dad
MelonDew *daddy 😏
Jonathan Joestar with Pluck lol
Jonathan Joestar with Pluck Jesus is watching
@Maribor Forest are you Jeff goldblum?
MR, GOOGLE
A universe without Jeff goldblum is a universe that I will not be going anywhere near
Ian malcolm walks into a bar.
Ian: ah, ehm do me a, eh mhh...
Grandmaster: ok, i've waited long enough, where is the melt stick ?
lol! @ the 9th planet - Seth Brundle; You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects... don't have politics. They're very... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first... insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but... I'm afraid, uh...
Same
Sounds scary
Wait a minute... Jeff Goldblum plays a character in the MCU, therefore he cannot exist in the MCU...
The fact that he's wearing a ring on every finger except his ring finger says a lot about him
Er… he wears a wedding ring here. It is worn on the lefy hand, not the right.
No. No, it doesn't
He talks about his wife all the time, and the ring finger is on the left hand, idiot. JFC over 300 people liked this 💀
This is the second time i hear Jeff Goldblum say. 'Kssksksksk'
Its hilarious😂😂😂😂
😂😂😅 I thought I was hearing things!!
Jeff Goldblum is like a fine wine that gets better with age
Micah Loftis I agree!
Just like RDJ
Micah Loftis LMAO YA
Your so right I thought I was the only one who thought he was hot lol
@@loboguara7887 Hes hawt
"Isle of dogs, I love dogs. Isle of dogs. Isle of dogs. I....love dogs!"
He's amazing
"It is not a question, it is not even a statement, but it is a riddle!"
I think Wired failed to realise Isle of dogs is a place in London Docklands, hence the questions where is it and is it in the (London) congestion zone
jeff goldblum sksksksks timestamps for your needs
0:58
1:20
4:41
He is the god of visco girls
Daleksavar+ oh no
I need nothing more than this comment
Agreed. And I love your name, 'red lobster cheese biscuits'!
Cats must love him
6'4"??? 6 foot 4???? He's taller than Chris Hemsworth???
Yes.(i am using Meters) Chris is 1.9 m and Jeff is 1.94 (ol)
And more handsome
@@zeenzones6928 ewww
yes he isss
If CH is less than 6'4" and a scosh, then yes.
“I drive a Prius. I like the colors!”
That made me laugh
I hate prius but the colors are cute af
I can’t believe Jeff Goldblum drives a Prius. That’s the most Jeff Goldblum thing I’ve ever heard.
Stormzy and Jeff Goldblum can bond over Prius
Don't like this comment anymore, it's at 420
he lives in hollywood
How does he fit? Those things are tiny lol
If you watch this dude at half speed, not only does he sound drunk AF, but it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while...
I have a theory he is always blackout drunk but snorts cocaine every hour consistently.
I watched this at fastest speed and he sound like he's on coke
@@aidanhammer6968 I need a good laugh. I hope this is legit :D
@@aidanhammer6968 BAILEY CREAMS..MMMMM
@@aidanhammer6968 BAILEY CREAMS..MMMMM
I was this many days old when "Isle of Dogs" made sense as "I love dogs"
Me, too.
Ohhhhhhhh
He he 69
i just learned now.....
Goldblum being Goldblum? *Perfection.*
That's, uh, chaos theory.
True
Emmanuel Alejandro He's such a babe
It's incredible how lucid and procacious he can be at the same time. He comes off as your bumbling uncle, but his shred acuity shines though more often than not.
5 Goldblums out of a possible 5 Goldblums.
"Well I've never had it tested, but it's somewhere between 30 and 197."
Gabriel [REDACTED] SCP fan? 😃
Q Lawrence yes
SCP stands for Scorpion?
85 Jerry 85 iq 😡
@@pollol945 it stands for [DATA EXPUNGED]
Nobody:
Jeff Goldblum: IsleofdogsisleofdogsISLEOFDOGSISLEOFDOGS
ILOVEDOGS
Jeff: *exists*
*Everyone liked that*
HOW! HOW IS HE 65?!?!?
CButtonshaw....66 now
I'd rather he be 69ing but maybe that's just me
He looks so young wth
I know!
Samuel L Jackson is 70 and he looks like early 50
Sooo I've seen this man here and there during my years but after seen Thor Ragnarok I understand why they say he's just playing himself in that movie.
Yeah
This man is walking, breathing ASMR.
Have you ever heard Chad Michael Murray talking?? He's the definition of asmr
@@jealousycant7218 your name fits you
@@nickpenaranda725 ?
@@jealousycant7218it means your just jealous
Whoever casted him as The Grandmaster, was simply genius.
"What character are ya talkin' about, Mr. Google?" He's too cute I can't 😭😭😭
Goldblum is always awesome
Klayton Fioriti ayyeeee, love your videos dude 👌👍
Klayton!!!!!!
hey!
Klayton Fioriti YES KLAYTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOUR CHANNEL!!!! I'M ALSO SUBSCRIBED!!!!!!!
Klayton Fioriti And he's in the Menu-log ads in Australia. 😎
He needs to be interviewed on 100 question about Emilie. His whole demeanor changes. Love that he's in love.
0:23 ahhhhhhh, the iconic Jurassic park laugh, best laugh in history...
Jeff Goldblum seems like the type of guy that can make a party out of a hellish situation.
Dead Edits Your comment reeks* of truth.
LMAO
THIS THREAD OMG
I'm pretty sure "Jeff Goldblum makes a party out of a hellish situation" is the entire script to _Jurassic Park._
Even a funeral? Wait, put the knife down. C-come one we can talk about this.. It was a joke- *gets stabbed*
This video deserves 10 out of 10 Goldblums.
Why so few??
Cuz nothing's unworthy to have an infinite amount of Goldblums
"Which is my highest rating"
Is that a reference?
Yes. You can watch it here:
ruclips.net/video/E6PsttriaFE/видео.html
Jeff is one of my favorite people in the whole world. I love how unafraid he is to be totally weird and he also seems to be really kind and down to earth. A rarity amount celebrities.
I am very ashamed to say that I ONLY JUST jumped on the Jeff Goldblum love train after Thor: Ragnarok. He's so hilarious, adorable, just makes up the most random phrases, and his suit and shirt game is the strongest I have ever seen!
Kinda same w me here???😅😅😅well do you know that he started off as Freak #1 in 1974's Death Wish movie... that movie was real dope... ofc, same goes to the Jurassic Park movies but yeah he's a chill actor😊😊👍👍so far, those are just the movies he acted in that I ever watched.. need to find more😅😅
You should watch Independence Day.
Welcome, my sister.
That’s tragic
Check him out in the old will and grace .. so hilarious
You can film Jeff Goldblum doing his taxes and it will be entertaining.
Jeff Goldblum doesn’t play the Grand Master. The Grand Master plays Jeff Goldblum.
Ummm... I thought that those are two names for the same person...
Enjoy your 600th like. 🙂
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
True Shae
I want to watch Jeff Goldbloom and Christopher Walken have a deep conversation.😀 LOL
Can Aubrey Plaza be a part of it?
Let's get Matthew McConaughey and Keanu Reeves in on this!
She would be out of her depth
I'm crying i thought he was going to say a really nice expensive car and he just went 'i drive a prius; i like the colours!' what a cutie
He’s 65 years old. I hope I look and feel that good when I’m that age. lol.
Sometimes I think the idea of getting old is frightening and maybe it's better to die at 50.
But if there is a small chance I'll age like him, it might be worth it.
Goals man goals hahaha
I would have guessed early 50s.
hes so strange and flamboyant its great
2:47
"When did Jeff Goldblum... Went to Ja-
...Oh Get married"
This man is on a higher plain than everyone else....he knows something we don’t and I love it
Jeff Goldblum singing En Vogue is everything I never knew I needed.
SemySemySemy what's the name of the song ?
Adam II free your mind?
I was looking for this comment. As if I couldn't like him anymore...
I said the same exact thing!
If ever there were an American actor cast as The Doctor in Doctor Who, it should 100% be Jeff Goldblum.
david's head Absolutely.
YES, i agree wholeheartedly!!
Oh man, I think I would die.
ohh I want to watch this so bad
david's head lol yass
1:26 "if you dont know me, then I'm not famous for anything" that is....strangely motivational
I can’t get enough of Jeff Goldblum.
The man’s a human sunset.
"That's, uh, an affectation of my own making." Well, there we have it, folks. 😁
(Never stop, Jeff.)
"Life... uh... finds a way"
Jeff Goldblum acting as Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park 1983~
Is it just me or does Jeff's charisma make the world so radiant and carefree. I Can't imagine a world without you, Jeff.
only Jeff Goldblum can make the word "uh" sound cool.
When Goldblum speaks, you never know which way the conversation is headed. It is an adventure, through and through.
I love Jeff Goldblum with a “I love him so much I want to keep him in a jar” kinda love.
Well don't keep your love bottled in even if you wish you had a jar for it. You ARE NOT alone in your love of Jeff Goldblum.
I guess that would make him a bottled up artist though, so it would be quite poetic and syncronistic with the universe and all. 🤔😘 Go for it or I will.
I will beat you to it
jeff goldblum does the perfect "ha ha"
pls someone make a compilation
Goldblum: *exists*
Me: Oops where on EARTH did my shirt go?
”that‘s the sound of my panties hitting the floor“
*unzips pants*
Jeff Goldblum: *exists*
Jeff Goldblum: Oops where on EARTH did the buttons on my shirt go?
Oh my
Are you implying he stole your shirt?
"it'll knock your eyes out" -Jeff Goldblum on Isle Of Dogs
Cassandra Anne I love dogs **
"What is Goldblum famous for"
The Fly
That's when I first saw him in the movies as a kid
@@40EntrepreneurDrive They let you see that movie when you were a kid? =D
Hmm
@@40EntrepreneurDrive I saw the trailer for it as a kid on a vhs of spider man I was terrified so much that I never want to see anything about this movie ever again
He is way more famous for Jurassic park
I love how weird he is, so charming 😊.
“Oh, there’s more...”
Jeff and Taika Waititi collaborating in film was honestly a match made in heaven. These guys have transcended our reality.
true
the director of thor ragnarok, or another great dude
they are both aliens and i love it
Well, there he is.
Batman Jr. Well *fumfer* there he is
Goldblum, uhhh... finds a way.
Are you saying a group made exclusively of Goldblums will... breed?
Evolved Turtle Productions I'm saying Goldblum, finds a way...
Scarecrow 1999
I love his speaking voice. I could listen to him all day and it would relax me completely.
Edit: Speaking, singing or SONGing… anything he does 👍👍👍
Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure, we gotta keep this man at all costs!
The phrase you're looking for is we have to protect him at all costs!
Jeff Goldblum really can song.
abrcrmbeetennis Maybe he should make his RUclips channel full of sings? 😉
"When was Jeff Goldblum ever good or funny I believe it- Oh oh no when was I born?" lol the man is a legend I tell you
TopNotschGaming29
“Is Isle of Dogs.. the best movie ever made? Yes.” 😂
He is why the word “fly” and “cool” exists
If any actor deserves to win an Oscar it's Jeff Goldblum.
Everybody needs their own personal jeff goldblum
"Mr. Google"
Gle me a goo
I can only imagine that the original footage was 7 hours long due to his amazing story telling and his digression
RELEASE THE TAPES!!!
It's so sad people dont remember him for an iconic role such as David Levinson in Independence Day.
Chaos theory
Brundlefly!
Omg I thought I was the only one 🤦🏻♀️ That’s literally where I discovered him lol he played the legendary scientist yall cmon now
Yes they do
I love it when Goldblum songs 😂
nae style aniya Yes he is good at songing
He is an absolute hero 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Kremlin bot
i think i have seen u somewhere....i just don't remember...ummmm
you obviously haven't seen Death Wish the 1974 version.
Science with Katie I’m gonna subscribe to your channel because SCIENCE!!!
1:27 Schrodinger's Jeff Goldblum
He’s literally the ONLY person who’s interviews I can actually watch all the way through. That says a lot
65 years old, looks awesome, way to go Jeff
don0giorgio I wouldn't mind being at that condition at 65 years old. I'm 39 now.
wow I thought he was early 50s still looks hot to me , I am 54
Life, *finds a way!*
UH! :)
Alex Goman yes!
Ughhing intensifies
*Life....uhhh....finds a way!
You're welcome!
Alex Goman i get it
This guy needs to have his own podcast!!!
"Is Jeff goldblum my uncle"
If I google it enough maybe it will become true
Jeff goldblum gives me a warm feeling inside
Sebastian Tinajero I'm pretty sure what your feeling is called gas
Jeff goldblum is such a humble and weird guy I am such a fan of him
humble? uhhhh...
Pixode yeah why?
wel... He's uuhh... a.... a..... humble guy....
You Tried It! So true man
Hashim Abdullah And a good sport when his death is prematurely announced in Australia. 🤤🤣
Jeff goldblum seems like that really chill history teacher
This guy is a treasure. Id love to watch him in person interacting with people.
*Goldblum laugh intensifies*
AhaarrrhahahaHAHARHAHAAARRRR!
I would die for this man
Emily Mesa you would say that
I would kill for this man. Let's make an arrangement
#metoo
#metoo
Yeah we should protect him at all cost.
Without his knowledge and not in front of him at least
He's so random. I like him.
He’s just so... calm existence, literally calm existence
One Jeff Goldblum video a day keeps the therapist away
LOL, fantastic comment)
imma try it
steff yep
Jeff Goldblum is my spirit animal
You wish. I wish. WE ALL WISH.
Lucas V. ruclips.net/video/q6z8B7JcYbY/видео.html
He's not an animal.
Abraham Everyone is an animal.
Lucas V. he's a human being but ima guess that you found a way... to make him a spirit animal 🤣
He's so in love with Emilie, he always acts so affectionate when he talks about her.
this video is so all over the place I've forgotten why I'm even here
He's honestly so nice, what an incredible person, also he's adorable
@4.526.433 views what?
@4.526.433 views since when tell us
@4.526.433 views dont believe everything you see on google, Mon now I thought everyone knew that
Jeff Goldblum is my favorite art teacher
“i don’t die i prevail” when i thought i couldn’t love this man more 💛
He's crazy in such a lovable way😁
Yes, I do song.
He's truly a special person. I just love watching him, listening to him, and wondering what he's going to say next.
Jeff Goldblum is a gift to humankind. God Bless this eccentric, sui generis man. He makes me wanna be more
Don’t lie. You came here only for his charisma.