You know, as a valefisk viewer, I couldn't miss the opportunity to promise my friend 50$ for completing the game. And god was that a good idea. He has already spent 15 hours on it, and didn't even figure out the order of collecting keys. And the best part about this is that he doesn't know a single english word and can't just watch this vid without translating, which hes too lazy to do.
I swear if Vale intentionally didn't normalize his movement vectors in order to make this game beatable, he is officially a genius of torture above all others
Seems like the real key to winning this game is to look in the options and enable “can win game” because the last thing anyone would expect is to find a prerequisite to winning the game in the options!
There is a trick for the bridges, the sound for "extending bridge" and "retracting bridge" is slightly different. There also seems to be one lever that only has the "bridge retracting" and from what I have seen this one extends and retracts 2 bridges in a way that only 1 can be extended at any give time In the maze you can use the trick to just hug the right wall, at some point you reach everything
Actually Valefisk can't do anything with Trading Cards because the game is free and doesn't have microtransactions. Gonna copy-paste what he said about it below: "I am an idiot. I have been informed that Valve will simply not give access to trading cards for a completely free game, it either has to cost money or have micro transactions in it. Very sad. One option then is to make a dumb little paid DLC that, say, puts a hat on Greg - but I'm not willing to do that. Crypt is an absolute steaming pile of manure and I will never directly charge for anything relating to it, even to get access to the trading cards. I guess we'll all just have to wait for Crypt II :)"
While i may not be a huge fan of puzzle games like this. The game really does impressive me in a level designer perspective. It takes a person with a lot of brain to beat this game, and it's kinda cool.
the two velocity zoom bug is a simple oversight caused by not normalizing the movement vector before applying the velocity, normalizing is when you take a direction, and restrict it so that the magnitude is always 1, so if you have a velocity for forward, 0,0,1, and one for sideways, 1,0,0, and add them, you get 1,0,1, now this would yield a magnitude of 2, 1 forward and one sideways, so the distance from the origin is 2, meaning if you were just going forward, 0,0,1, you would be going half the speed (magnitude of 1) than going diagonally (magnitude of 2), to fix this you can normalize the vector 1,0,1 to make the magnitude 1, simply changing it to 0.5,0,0.5, which would give you a magnitude of 1, meaning using normalization, you will be going at a speed of 1 no matter which direction you are going
The funny thing is, is that I was imagining you saying the monster was called Greg the moment to coffin started banging and then you just called the monster Greg because he's jealous that you have more content then he does
I was one of the first people to write a (non troll) guide for the game. It's actually pretty easy to play when you have it down. The problem is that the game is heavily reliant on RNG to get a good run.
YOOOO I was playing this game last week!!! took me ages! i looked it up and I couldn't find any RUclips vids on it other than from him. so I think it's cool you made a video on it!!
The levers puzzle is easy. The levers have 2 states. Bridge out/Bridge in. The Bridge out state has a higher pitched lever sound than the bridge in, so you can just listen and easily do it in 2-4 mins.
I watched original video on Crypt from the creator and I'm AMAZED by you, Pixels! You beat the game with sole purpose of torturing you, you outtortured it
Unfortunately he actually can't get steam community items because as he said in a community post the game needs to either cost money or have microtransactions which is really dumb
The game requirements are hilarious too OS: Windows 38 Processor: Intel i3 or AMD Equivalent Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia 960 Storage: 582 MB available space Sound Card: Do people even still have these? RECOMMENDED: OS: Windows 7 Ultimate Processor: AMD Threadripper 2990WX Memory: 128 GB RAM Graphics: Quadro GV100 Storage: 100 GB available space Sound Card: Yes
4:16 I think this might be an error? Because the original had that kind of face for the third pillar, not a dupe. Not like it matters those hints aren’t even right, lol.
Hey man, you should take a look back at beloved juice now that it has been almost a year since the first video. Although really no pressure or anything, just throwing it out there, good video tho, I'm new and have been enjoying the channel lately
damn, when was the actual end was added to this game? i have seen this game when developer created this game and invited his friends in game to complete it and he will give them money and give them riddles for clues! lol then after a girl struggle for like more then 40 mins he finally stop her and said he never added end to the game!
Quick question PAD, but can you change your channel description to something eerie, cryptic and creepy? I mean, you're a channel that talks about spooky things so why not?
The character was probably a crab holding a torch, which explains why the character moves faster when walking sideways
diagonal, the character moves faster by combining the spedd of running front and sideways
@@fakeletobr730 no it crab
@@fakeletobr730 🦀
@@k.4rmad a diagonal crab then
@@apparitiions now rotate it diagonal
Greg: appears
Player: _crabwalks_
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i find it really funny that he turned on all of the settings which means on his first playthrough he turned on nightmare mode
You know, as a valefisk viewer, I couldn't miss the opportunity to promise my friend 50$ for completing the game. And god was that a good idea. He has already spent 15 hours on it, and didn't even figure out the order of collecting keys. And the best part about this is that he doesn't know a single english word and can't just watch this vid without translating, which hes too lazy to do.
You ingenious fiend
update: he hasn't beaten it.
@@Satoshi_Yume Is he still trying?
@@kingvulcoon1752
from time to time, he's real close to beating it but rng always screws him over
@@Satoshi_Yume6 months later, did he beat it? Did he give up?
Maybe the real Greg was actually the friends we made along the way
LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD ROFLXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHHAHALELELL
@@KidzX_Offical you good?
@@archangelgabriel8614 no ive been laughing for HHAHAHHAHA years please send help at HHHHAAAHAHA XD
@@KidzX_Offical change your name yo kidz XD
@@sand2159 but that ROFL AHHAHAH ALOLO WHAT HEHEHEHAHHAHAHAN AMONGUs
I swear if Vale intentionally didn't normalize his movement vectors in order to make this game beatable, he is officially a genius of torture above all others
Seems like the real key to winning this game is to look in the options and enable “can win game” because the last thing anyone would expect is to find a prerequisite to winning the game in the options!
Dude your commentary is hilarious, woke my cat up laughing and now she hates me slightly more
Thank you!
Don't worry. It despised you with all its heart already.
i can say for sure that this game has a broad player base.
Finally some crypt love! It's a great play
It's easy until you realize that the exit didn't spawn in the stone room.
Great video. Can’t wait to see you play crypt 2 in 2025 when vale gets it done
this guy smells like shit
Wait what are you doing here aren’t you being tortured in a genius frightening creation from vale?
@@catman404 he’s in his videos regularly, he gets the most torture bro. Hi, I’m an avid Valefisk enjoyer and bro makes the funniest torture devices
I saw the development of Crypt and Crypt V2 and honestly I'm glad to see someone playing it on my timeline months later!!
There is a trick for the bridges, the sound for "extending bridge" and "retracting bridge" is slightly different.
There also seems to be one lever that only has the "bridge retracting" and from what I have seen this one extends and retracts 2 bridges in a way that only 1 can be extended at any give time
In the maze you can use the trick to just hug the right wall, at some point you reach everything
Awesome of you to shout out Valefisk’s game. It’s great.
title sounded like a mobile game ad
edit: he changed it this comment has no relevance now
-sherlock holmes
Hides from raid
Only 0% get beaches
Nice pfp
True
I HAVE THIS GAME! I JUST DOWNLOADED IT AND THIS VIDEO MADE ME WANT TO PLAY IT EVEN MORE! Thank u for recording this!! Amazing as always!
I misread it as hate
@@Chiroptophobia the same for me
Actually Valefisk can't do anything with Trading Cards because the game is free and doesn't have microtransactions.
Gonna copy-paste what he said about it below:
"I am an idiot.
I have been informed that Valve will simply not give access to trading cards for a completely free game, it either has to cost money or have micro transactions in it. Very sad.
One option then is to make a dumb little paid DLC that, say, puts a hat on Greg - but I'm not willing to do that. Crypt is an absolute steaming pile of manure and I will never directly charge for anything relating to it, even to get access to the trading cards.
I guess we'll all just have to wait for Crypt II :)"
pixels after dark playing crypt?! insane
this is why you’re my favorite youtuber lmfao, your commentary is hilarious!
While i may not be a huge fan of puzzle games like this.
The game really does impressive me in a level designer perspective.
It takes a person with a lot of brain to beat this game, and it's kinda cool.
fun fact people have beaten the game with The Greggening turned on
Lies
Making crypt beatable is a way for vale to earn more gift cards to lure his friends to his torture chamber 😂😂
the two velocity zoom bug is a simple oversight caused by not normalizing the movement vector before applying the velocity, normalizing is when you take a direction, and restrict it so that the magnitude is always 1, so if you have a velocity for forward, 0,0,1, and one for sideways, 1,0,0, and add them, you get 1,0,1, now this would yield a magnitude of 2, 1 forward and one sideways, so the distance from the origin is 2, meaning if you were just going forward, 0,0,1, you would be going half the speed (magnitude of 1) than going diagonally (magnitude of 2), to fix this you can normalize the vector 1,0,1 to make the magnitude 1, simply changing it to 0.5,0,0.5, which would give you a magnitude of 1, meaning using normalization, you will be going at a speed of 1 no matter which direction you are going
the distance of (1,0,1) from the origin is the root of 2. Not 2.
I've been trying to make proper bumpers for a pinball thing I"m working on in Unity, and I think you just answered like, 2 of my questions at once. Ty
The funny thing is, is that I was imagining you saying the monster was called Greg the moment to coffin started banging and then you just called the monster Greg because he's jealous that you have more content then he does
It's the actual name of the monster
I forgot that game gave it the name and thing is I said this once he said the monsters name
I love how you have to click a button in settings so you can win is just gold
What an amazing game I'm never going to play because I enjoy having fun.
I was hoping it would end by saying "you are winner" or something
There is something really special about this game. Thanks for the video!
Just found this channel and already started binging
Just as the Scooby Doo game came up I had just opened up a copy of Batman/Scooby Doo Mysteries to read while watching. Talk about timing!
OKAY EVERYONE.
Remember to gaslight everyone in the reviews.
I bet that at least half of the people who have that achievement used steam achievement manager
I was one of the first people to write a (non troll) guide for the game. It's actually pretty easy to play when you have it down. The problem is that the game is heavily reliant on RNG to get a good run.
YOOOO I was playing this game last week!!! took me ages! i looked it up and I couldn't find any RUclips vids on it other than from him. so I think it's cool you made a video on it!!
I love there is like just… italian voice acting
You know shit about to get real when Vivaldi's Four Seasons Winter plays.
Me writing a review of Crypt
"I am a broad player and this game applies to me"
Valefish! Love that channel.
The levers puzzle is easy. The levers have 2 states. Bridge out/Bridge in. The Bridge out state has a higher pitched lever sound than the bridge in, so you can just listen and easily do it in 2-4 mins.
I watched original video on Crypt from the creator and I'm AMAZED by you, Pixels! You beat the game with sole purpose of torturing you, you outtortured it
The monster's name is Greg.
We love Greg.
Unfortunately he actually can't get steam community items because as he said in a community post the game needs to either cost money or have microtransactions which is really dumb
Honestly surprised any one not valefisk making a video on this game
Strategy idea:
Solve bridges, don't pick up keys
Solve cubes, don't pick up key
Solve maze, grab key, then grab other keys.
“Its like grampa’s funeral.” 🤣
I remember the first time I stumbled upon his video on making and subjecting his victims to this
hi i love your channel you make so good videos keep up
Thank you :)
But did you ever find out what the "italian voice acting" setting did?
To my knowledge… nothing
A shitty mario impression in an illumination movie
Maybe you should make a video on Slendytubbies?? Like the easter eggs and other stuff. Lore and canceled games aswell!
did
did you fill your PC with coffee beans?
or did they come with the system?
The pc is running java
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_OH I UNDERSTAND THE UNIVERSE_
@@JJschannel255 💀
@@LangstonDev 💀💀
moral of the story: always walk diagonally
The best part about watcning the bridge sequence is knowing the solution is so simple once you turn your brain kff
Now I wanted to try this game.
Congrats on 100k!
Congrats on 100k bro
Retrieve my Prize, Pixels After Dark.
Congrats on 100k subs!
Question: Did you get the $50.00 Steam card for beating the game called CRYPT 🤔? I mean, Valefisk did promise you that if you win the game, right?
he prolly wasnt the first person
i love that this game did a 007 golden eye for the movement (rookie mistake, as if i could make a game lmfaooo)
ah, beans. excellent.
A fellow man of culture, who despises seinfield I see.
@@whosflair3716 Some people just dont like it
CONGRATS ON 100K!!!!!!!!!!
I swear to god if Greg is based of that one minecraft mod with similar goals to make the most annoying thing possible...I cant blame the dev
First time on this channel, your accent is lovely
5:29 GOD that scared me
Man was training gregs
I'm about your channel dude. Great content.
Love, another Italian American
I feel proud for guessing what the game's gonna be
They indeed are the fastest growing army on RUclips
Congratulations on 100k Subs
that game is spooky.
Absolutely halarious
"So lets just enable everything" he has no idea about greggening
I loved the og vid, so I immediately went and played Crypt
i can always appreciate comedic ad placement
The game requirements are hilarious too
OS: Windows 38
Processor: Intel i3 or AMD Equivalent
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Nvidia 960
Storage: 582 MB available space
Sound Card: Do people even still have these?
RECOMMENDED:
OS: Windows 7 Ultimate
Processor: AMD Threadripper 2990WX
Memory: 128 GB RAM
Graphics: Quadro GV100
Storage: 100 GB available space
Sound Card: Yes
This guy made a whole documentary
Before 100k club!
Almost there!
I love valefisk
It's honestly weird. Cause I've been watching Valefisk since his most watched video was a random PUBG challenge and he had 200K subs
I have one of the world records for this game, it was in the release before this one!
Bridges Tip! The levels need to be flicked in a checkerboard pattern.
I don't know how the Greg AI works, but I think Vale explained it in his video.
The books name translations are killer
6:38 This sound familiar but i can't remember when...
my right ear loved your voice
sneaky snitch, it works perfect used it for terrifier 2 last week.
I bet that the dev will fix the diagonal sprint lol.
4:16 I think this might be an error? Because the original had that kind of face for the third pillar, not a dupe. Not like it matters those hints aren’t even right, lol.
It's funny because he didn't think of the pythagorean theorem where you get the square root of c and for an example speed of 1 it becomes 1.41 lol
And I thought Uncharted 3's light puzzle was difficult.
Hey man, you should take a look back at beloved juice now that it has been almost a year since the first video. Although really no pressure or anything, just throwing it out there, good video tho, I'm new and have been enjoying the channel lately
You make me everytime nightmares... Thanks
This was made yesterday?? Cool
damn, when was the actual end was added to this game?
i have seen this game when developer created this game and invited his friends in game to complete it and he will give them money and give them riddles for clues!
lol then after a girl struggle for like more then 40 mins he finally stop her and said he never added end to the game!
wow the legend beat it
5:29
hello there!
Yep just like grandpas funeral
This game reminds me of another game called one more dungeon
Quick question PAD, but can you change your channel description to something eerie, cryptic and creepy? I mean, you're a channel that talks about spooky things so why not?
So the books are necessary? Or are they just a red herring?