Why Would Anyone Want to Become a Police Officer Today? - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- Jeff Ross admits the Boston Police Department was the only police force willing to get roasted and chats with graduates from the Boston Police Academy.
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Where are my undercover cops?
Over here.
You're fired.
That was a good one.
I saw that coming though lol
*Ghuuud vhan*
I like what Jeff Ross said, “Hating all cops for what some cops have done, that’s also prejudice.”
6⁶6
i revisit this video and skip right to the joke
“You’re old enough to be a member of both Tea Parties.” Gold
Well, the having given Paul Revere a speeding ticket joke also has the potential for a classic, I say.
Which tea party is second
When he said: _"you're fired!"_ to the undercover agents after they had revealed themselves was hysterical. XD
@@999titu The Republican Tea Party that was around for a few years during Obama’s Presidency.
"Where my undercovers at"...
"WHOOO"
Wow
lmao
You're fired
That was a good joke and the timing was perfect cuz if you give the audience enough time to think then they might see it coming. And no matter how funny the joke, if they predict it and the delivery isn’t special then it’ll fall totally flat.
ed h “you’re fired!” lol
Lol I had to rewind that one that shit was hilarious
I respect Jeff Ross as a comedian a lot. He’s been into doing sets like this his entire career, for charities and to spread awareness and a message he feels compelled to speak. As he’s become Roastmaster he’s done it even more rather than chasing more money and expanding his career. He seems perfectly happy doing stand up and only stand up until he dies. That’s a real pro; in any occupation.
Zebulous well said 💯
Inebriatd Truth, my friend. But do those guys smash sets at charities like Ross? Maybe a little. Lord knows I share a similar background. Saw people killed in front of my eyes and been shot at more times than I wanna remember. Too bad I’m only kinda funny. But I did give a lot of money from my very thin wallet to a village in Sudan once every 2 wks for several years. Eventually I decided i was too poor for charity. But if I could? I might be more inclined this time to donate to more domestic charities. Lots of people here in the US need real empathy and help. Dog eat dog my ass. Fuck that. Help a brotha/sista out; be of service. Then watch your life get better like magic. I’m so full of shit. Lol
Dude. Your photo is possibly the funniest episode of Always Sunny and that is probably the funniest face ever when he's eating the popcorn and laughing!!
He's worked hard for so many years
Salem Keizer school food share not biasing canon through his law of gravity balling my spheres
Jeff is the goat man for real. Quick with the roasts. Cops and bottoms
Alex Ortiz one of the most quick witted comedians of all time for sure.
Gayest of all time
Goat is an insult in Spanish
Haut Strange slow your roll lmao
He’s the goat man?
Jeff is TRUE JERSEY, and he spent hours with us wounded Marines in Bethesda, MD. He gave us all his DVD, but more importantly, he spent hours making us laugh. I'm so thankful for his kindness... Semper Fidelis, Captain T, U.S.M.C.
havingfun1968 that’s awesome!!
Thank you for all your kindness. Jeff really does care about the police and the Veterans. This may be the MOST selfless man I’ve ever met. God bless him...
Semper Fi, thanks for your service
"Captain T, U.S.M.C."
Hey, that rhymes well. You've got some skills. ;-)
Thank you for your service! & Jeff is hilarious 😂
If the cops weren't there he would have gone harder on the roast
What are you talking about? Nobody goes harder on roasted pork than Jeff Ross. ;)
Who else would be at a cop roast? LOL
Let's do a cop roast with no cops
Know your audience.
He didn't hold back. Those are actually good cops.
"Do you guys play 'Cops N' Bottoms?'"
Hahahaha
Yes
I nearly passed out.
The best line 😂😂
Best joke he told in this video because he said it to the cops face.
He’s so poorly animated. They totally forgot to ink his eyebrows in.
🤣🤣🤣
I feel like I’ve seen this joke more than a few times already. Still hilarious
a ha😭
Could've used some motion capture tech too
DKGifford19608 they tried and it ended up turning into a creepy uncle’s mustache
Dude said cops and bottoms and the cop said hahaha that's... Awful lol
Uhh... Made me want to date a cop.
He probably told his boyfriend later that night and laughed hysterically. Then played cops and bottoms.
Luis Cortez guns on the right side, he pushed up on the chair
That joke went over like a lead dildo
@@elvalle89 I would bet money, you are correct. LOL
"do you guys play cops and bottoms?"
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jeff Ross is such an unparalleled legend in his milieu. Love this guy’s ability to troll ANY group and still make everyone laugh their asses off.
This went waaaaaay better than when the first time Jeff Ross roasted the Boston Police
Link?
1st try was harsher.. 2nd handcuffed but more funny (more roast than plain insult)
The first time they were also ordered by the police union not to interact with him.
The first time was hilarious they clearly were told or had a stipulation about being friendly with him
I'm Mexican, I approve that chimichanga joke
Jeff Ross is great because he really studies and understands his audience.
damn hats off to boston not capping nobody unarmed
That’s crazy this is something we have to recognize and encourage rather than being the expectation.
Thats the bare minimum, not an accomplishment
@@kensington1199 I agree.
Or so they say….
04:23-"this is like Glee"😂😂😂
Jeff Ross maneuvered his comedic role and the audience very skillfully
Nobody can go harder on roasted pork than Jeff Ross.
Nice!!
...do tell
I laughed my ass off when he said the chimichanga joke, I legit choked on my drink
Jeff looks like the smiley face children draw grew up
"The ladies are gonna like that." "Yeah, no, I have a boyfriend."
What a brilliant comeback!
And what a time to be alive where that guy can say that out loud. I say that's proof that things _can and do_ get better, despite all the drawbacks that happen from time to time.
Once we get past this killing unarmed civilians/blue wall of silence hump it'll be a utopia.
@@thirdbnico
Nah, I think that will still take a little more time and a lot more things to change, but it would be another step of many into the right direction.
@@drops2cents260 I agree with you I was being a tad facetious fam, but yeah it's great he can be who he is openly and it has no bearing on him being a cop.
@@thirdbnico
> I was being a tad facetious
No harm, no foul. :-)
No
Jeff Ross one of the greatest comedians in American history
3:36
“This is the hardest time to be a cop, ever.”
Fast forward to Summer 2020.
yeah...
Heartbreaking stuff. Most cops are good people just trying to get on through one of the hardest job in the world. I feel bad for em man
One of the funniest dudes alive
Cops and bottoms 🤣🤣🤣
Totally caught that officer off guard!!
That was hilarious
“Is it true you have a speeding ticket to Paul Revere?” 😭😭
"screaming at the cops protecting their right to protest" lol ... that aged well
the people: we are here to stop police from using excessive violence
cops: shoot teargas and rubber coated bullets at them
@@Noah-dy8ii Maybe not to you, depending on the opinions presented that conflict with yours. At the end of the day, you saw the video, you clicked on it, and most of the people that did the same clicked "like", meaning you're in the minority.
Interesting time for this to come up in my Recommended's.
I worked in law enforcement. The constant, daily verbal abuse was more difficult for me than the job itself. It just wears on you after years. I admire people who can retain their optimism and positive disposition thru that.
With that mustache, we now know what jeff is doing all year between roasts, chating online with 12 year old girls
Jeff Ross is a National Treasure, God bless that man
We should have the Boston police Department Lead the movement to train cops the right way. Thanks for your services Officers. 🙌🏽
That Mexican joke with the chimichangas....hahahaha!!!!
Jeff Ross is a living Legend!
I waited for it. "Orange Man Bad" at 3:15. Now I don't have to leave disappointed. Such original comedy.
Who’s watching this in their feed right now and feels uncomfortable.
Rick Nash not really, not at all actually. The standards for becoming a police officer vary wildly depending on where you’re applying and law enforcement standards have been getting stricter. College education or military service is now expected. Sure it’s easy to be a cop in a small town in Alabama but LAPD only accepts 1/1000 applicants
Not really. I've been cool with like 95% of cops, and I'm black.
None of this speaks to what's busted about the system, but it is cool to hear that one of the most notoriously racist towns in the north has gone a quarter century without shooting an unarmed person.
@Rick Nash lmao
@@carrotcake6572 you're right, becoming a cop is hard for major cities. Myself and a guy I was stationed with in the Marines both failed the psych portion, he went for Chicago PD and I was disqualified from NYPD.
@Rick Nash Calling someone who works a job to protect people in their city scum is like stabbing yourself in the back and honestly is no better than the racism that people accuse these cops of because turns out, most cops are normal people and most people are not racist. But the BLM activists are very quick to put this in terms of race as if it matters what color my skin is to have an opinion and defend my fellow americans.
😂😂seen this before, but I could watch Jeff all day!!
How?He looks like a whole maggot in the face.
@@longdirtytoenails1076 Not the point douche☝🏽
There’s always a jealous ignorant person making comments, and for attention.
All day everyday 🤩💪🏾
When I was in Boston and needed help with directions the city and state police were very nice
Jeff Ross great job! He always does great crowd work. U had boston pd cracking up .
Shout out to Boston PD for not having a an unarmed shooting in 25 years! 💪🏾
That gay cop looks genuinely nice
Auntie Jane we need more gay cops
Hail for diversity!
Agreed
You like him.
Auntie Jane you must be lesbian.
Jeff Ross and Chris Rock I would say are the most fearless, talented, intelligent comedians of my generation. They both bring me a lot of joy and teach me. Brilliant mother fu$%ers. Edited to say one more thing: I've given up on joy from most parts of my life, these guys bringing me laughs is something I really need and look forward to. They're like miracle fu$%ing workers.
This dude is funny af...shout out to Boston this just broke my stereotype or idea of how Boston might be. 🇲🇽🇺🇸✌️
Two types of Boston. The yuppies and students who move here from other places. And The natives who do NOTHING except break each other's balls. I'm the second part. And yes we all vote Democrat.
Yeah Boston! I grew up in a suburb of Boston and was moved to the Midwest by my former husband. I am 71 and wish that I had the energy to move back because I miss the ocean and the people. When I lived in Boston 100 years ago the Boston cops were great to me. Apparently they are still pretty great!
Been watching Jeff Ross for years he funny as hell what a great comedian
the roast master, ladies and gentlemen
This guy is a legend 👏
"Hating all cops for what some cops have done, that's also prejudice."
It's also safe. Dead rats dont squeak.
If only cops had a governing body that could stop this terrible group of "some cops" instead of letting literal murder happen!
Can’t like cops if all you have is bad experiences. One threatened to take my 12 year old sister to jail because she wouldn’t stop crying she he tried to talk to her. She was crying because her sister had just gone to the hospital.
There’s 3 cops in Minneapolis that may have been good cops, but not one of them lived up to that title by not stopping the senseless killing of George Floyd by a cop that everyone in the department knew was bad
Jeff Ross. Proving why he's called The Roastmaster General.
Imagine that. No one in that room got offended.
PowdaToastFace Killah “They lack humor”, huh?
PowdaToastFace Killah trust you?
PowdaToastFace Killah huh? Do or do not what? R u ok?
They were in a previous roast
Some of them looked pretty tight what were you watching?
Where my undercover cops at?
THEY MAKE NOISE!
YOU'RE FIRED! 😆😅😂😂😂😂
I always love anyone who does good stand up....Chapelle, CK, Macdonald (RIP), but everytime I hear Jeff Ross, he just buts a big smile on my face.
If the "good cops" don't call out the "bad cops" what's the difference?
Exactly
Truth is hard
Still no reason to hate them all
Who do you dipshits think arrest and charge the bad cops...
4:25 "You guys play cops and bottoms?" 💀💀💀
This is an amazing performance I love his insight on today’s world on police violence
“This is like Glee” 😂😂😂😂😂
1:43 Anyone gonna mention how the commissioner... Definitely has to smoke meth?
LAIDBACKMANNER that’s how all of us Irish look when we get older in Boston ,
Takes a meth head to know a meth head and he’s just old .... pos
John Scroggins why are you so heated about a joke
Themostamazinguy I’m hip lol angry ass baby boomer @ john scroggins
It’s not about a Few Bad Apples it’s about the state and their role in it
I'm not a huge police fan but this was well done.
It's only because THAT community of cops actually have a sense of humor.
athews1976 most do
Do you like any of Sting's solo work?
@@danjwalker
😂😂😂😂😂
I get it because I'm old school.
@@athews1976 If one person gets it, that's all that matters : )
What a great idea to roast a PD. Cheers to Boston for stepping up and even putting out the recording
Just checked the website and literally every, single, solitary district commander is Irish. Will join you guys in the streets for St Patty's Day for the annual "Reinforcin' O' the Stereotypes", hahahha
Dude looks like Vin Diesel in the before picture
... while Jeff looks like Vin Diesel "the day after" the place got nuked...lol
"Cops and bottoms" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
this was good thing. I'm all about protesting violence against black people from police but I am also all for good cops. I give kudos to this department for having the balls to get roasted.
Will you protest violence against white people from police or are you racist? Look at actual stats. 2 yrs ago. I know. Just sayin.
" You guys play cops and bottoms?"....I died...ya need anything from heaven?
Where is the full version of this?
Police archives
Ugh..i used to hate all things Boston. For a long long time. But mad props to the force for being the only ones to be roasted. Great stats and seems like a great group of people.
He even made himself look like a cop
The ball sack on The Shield
Bruhhhhh lol
Jeff Ross is so good!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
shoutout that gay cop, respect bruh
Asa Witte “what the hell is even that!?”
@@AW-gi3qf what chill hes speaking facts
"Is it true you gave a speeding ticket to Paul Revere?" XD
Great to see these cops have a sense of humor. Despite what the media says, cops are not the enemy
Well some of them are the enemy.
Daris Hopkins - when someone has a problem, they call the cops. When you are the problem, you blame the cops
Cops and bottoms was some
Of the funniest shit I ever heard.
Where’s my undercover cops at🤣💀🤣💀
Well this aged like wine.
Taco Bell is like a training camp to become a Lord Of The Rim.
"This is like Glee"
Looks like the cops penciled Jeff's eyebrows in 😂
"Hating all cops for what some cops have done, that's also prejudice." Jeff Ross, could not have said it better myself. I'm a Democrat, I obviously lean left, and I'm Latino; supporting the police doesn't have to be about race. You cannot lump any one demographic into one description or assumption: blacks, whites, lations, muslims, and yes, cops. It's all equally ignorant, and in reality, it's a case by case basis. Saying all cops are bad just causes resentment among the (many) good ones, and we may lose them too.
I agree with everything you said but the good ones need to be the driving force in weeding out the bad ones. Police culture seems to lean towards silence or lies to protect the bad ones which doesn't make them much better if they're doing so.
@@thirdbnico I agree with that as well ;-)
There are extremely way way way too many police in America. If one disagrees, please remove your head from your anus. If one is not aware of our odd policing practices, put your pornos on hold,
men too, and look around. Sniveling seems to be a great prerequisite for that job choice.
Bro a legend
Dont ask, DO TELL
Nice to see them have a sense of humor.
Jeff Ross looks like Max Cady after the fire.
Cops and bottoms 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah but "good cops" stay quiet and look the other way cuz they're to scared to say anything cuz they'll get in trouble. That make them just as bad
Starts from the top
That can apply to most people, not just cops.
@Jeremy Backman or murdered and made to look like a "suicide" or a random homicide
You’d prolly live in crippling fear and depression if you ever made an attempt to do what they do
Jeff great in historical roasts program😅
Why Jeff Ross look like he taped a couple of caterpillars to his head
Why tape tho? 😁😁😁😁
💀☠
You play cops and bottoms 😂
C.O.P.S. (Community Oriented Policing Service)
Is that what it stands for? Either way it sounds nice 💕💓
@@carmen3091 It has different meanings nowadays, but it was originally Civilians On Patrol.
@@kkjannah Getting very warm 👍
The more likely explanation is that it comes from the dialect verb "cop," meaning "seize," which ultimately comes from the Latin capere, meaning "to capture." Police officers capture criminals.
@@Littlej117 ....cold again....
Jeff- "This is the hardest time to be a cop."
Gay cop- "You ever hear of 'stop and frisk'??"
🤣🤣🤣
Something tells me the editor confiscated the good stuff and kept it -for himself- “as evidence.”
This comment is 🔥🔥
@@ayandey137 Thank you, Officer.
Him making out to seem that cops have it bad🤣🤣 nah they are just starting to be held accountable for their actions instead of being protected by their friends.
Anyone else watching this while the riots are going on?
Yuppppp. Not a big fan of cops anymore to say the least....
cerebralpr0n Branded it seems, did you even watch the video?
@cerebralpr0n The citizens burning things or the cos showing restraint?
Definitely a better crowd than the first time
Ol boy looking like Homer Simpson... I was waiting for him to say D’oh!
This went way better than the first time
Is no one going to mention bagpipes is a Scottish thing?
You know what time it is Jeff!!!!
This is good comedy everything is on the table for jokes but even if it’s directed at you you’re still laughing because it’s never that serious
Jeff Ross is a goddamn national treasure!!!!
Now THIS cop community has a sense of humor!