Roast Charlie Sheen - Jeff Ross

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  • @jacquesMgt
    @jacquesMgt 9 лет назад +903

    Jeff is the fucking king of roasters...

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 9 лет назад +32

      Jeff Ross is very funny with a kind heart. That is what makes him one of the best people ever to walk this planet. He is the complete opposite of Al Queda and Donald Trump

    • @lennylenn4009
      @lennylenn4009 9 лет назад +4

      Agreed!! 100% he always cracks me up..😂😂😂

    • @gravewalker_0125
      @gravewalker_0125 9 лет назад +6

      Him and Seth Are Hilarious

    • @dogwood178
      @dogwood178 9 лет назад +12

      Don Rickles is the king of roasters. Back when roasting was not based on shock factor but true humor.

    • @Dane_Youssef
      @Dane_Youssef 9 лет назад +1

      John Doe Well, now it's Jeff. The torch has been passed to the next generation...

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 8 лет назад +4785

    It should be a requirement to have Jeff Ross on roasts.

    • @devanshsharma160
      @devanshsharma160 8 лет назад +231

      It is. HE IS A GENIUS.

    • @patrickgallehugh
      @patrickgallehugh 4 года назад +254

      It pretty much is

    • @AndroidGamingApps
      @AndroidGamingApps 4 года назад +22

      fuck yeah

    • @rykerhayward8606
      @rykerhayward8606 3 года назад +72

      He has no other notable talents, so yes.

    • @mikes3827
      @mikes3827 3 года назад +98

      Only one other person was as good (or better) at roasts than Jeff Ross: Greg Giraldo. Hard to believe it's been over 10 years since he died.

  • @claymathewselevator8121
    @claymathewselevator8121 8 месяцев назад +52

    We didn’t even invite him, He called into a radio station and won tickets 😂

  • @TotsNater
    @TotsNater 2 года назад +131

    "Sickle sellout" was a great line. 😂

    • @ChunkyLosAngeles
      @ChunkyLosAngeles 2 года назад +1

      it really was! lol

    • @Sm00th89
      @Sm00th89 17 дней назад

      He didn't even get it at first 😂

    • @RebelRebel420
      @RebelRebel420 14 дней назад

      fatty mcgoo.. i mean Patrice ONeals laughing .. in the afterlife

  • @virajabeysekera2721
    @virajabeysekera2721 9 лет назад +1156

    I'll never get tired of watching Jeff Ross roast. He roasts like he was born to do it!

    • @marcuslarwa9098
      @marcuslarwa9098 Год назад +5

      Sometimes it’s so bad it hard to watch loll

    • @codyschale263
      @codyschale263 Год назад

      @@marcuslarwa9098 lol

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 Год назад

      He's living every bullied ugly kid's dream.

    • @RebelRebel420
      @RebelRebel420 5 месяцев назад

      Jeff Ross is to roasts as Weird Al is to parodies... A genius

    • @bakkels
      @bakkels 4 месяца назад +2

      And this one of his best. Hit after hit after hit. And @2:56 you see he actually feels bad for telling that joke 😆

  • @TheHappyHuntsman
    @TheHappyHuntsman 8 лет назад +889

    "Only time your kids see you in are in re runs" lmao

  • @erniereyes1994
    @erniereyes1994 2 года назад +316

    I love how Jeff Ross goes from saying “I’m not going to make fun of Mike Tyson”-then gets told by Tyson-and proceeds to make fun of him for a minute 😂

    • @magneto44
      @magneto44 2 года назад +12

      guy has no fear

    • @deputyduffy
      @deputyduffy 2 года назад +2

      I was going to say the same thing.....

    • @mrspitterofthefire6836
      @mrspitterofthefire6836 2 года назад +4

      @@magneto44 everybody likes him

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 Год назад

      @@magneto44 Wtf is Tyson gonna do about it?

    • @DontKnowHowToTypeIn2
      @DontKnowHowToTypeIn2 Год назад +7

      @@CheerfullyCynical829 you remember that time when will smith slapped the fuck out of the whatshisname, the moderator?
      imagine that but with tyson.

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 2 года назад +114

    "She isn't really bright unless Charlie is throwing a lamp at her" I literally spit out my water hearing that, definitely one of the best roasts if not the best roast ever!

  • @TheRacingMonkey
    @TheRacingMonkey 6 лет назад +2716

    It's just a constant stream of savage and funny roasts...best one I've ever seen 😂

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 3 года назад +22

      It’s not on tv... but check out Ben Bailey at Patrice O’Neils roast... The guy fucking tore the roof off the place and no one was expecting it..

    • @alphaturtle3806
      @alphaturtle3806 2 года назад +7

      On live air date, yes. In retrospect, Trumps roast has gained the honor of “best”

    • @alphaturtle3806
      @alphaturtle3806 2 года назад +3

      @@AttilatheThrilla gonna watch, but your description remains me of Marlee matlin

    • @jvm-tv
      @jvm-tv 2 года назад +9

      This is the best roast set I've ever seen. It's 9 mins of top quality jokes.

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 2 года назад +2

      @@alphaturtle3806 Why?.. 🤨

  • @christineplymouth3271
    @christineplymouth3271 8 лет назад +1434

    Charlie, if you're winning then this must NOT be a child custody hearing !

    • @anthonybaruch8618
      @anthonybaruch8618 8 лет назад +22

      +Christine Plymouth To Soon To Soon? To Real To Real?

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 3 года назад +15

      The something's wrong with the scoreboard joke is funnier

    • @nataliep6385
      @nataliep6385 3 года назад +2

      @@Talisman09 I never understood that joke, can you please explain it to me? I love these roast videos :D

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 3 года назад +3

      ​@@nataliep6385 It's very simple. - just means the scoreboard is broken. I thought the you lose child custody hearings joke was too try hard - the type of joke a kid trying to be edgy comes up with. Inorganic and desperate

    • @nataliep6385
      @nataliep6385 3 года назад +8

      @@Talisman09 You have no humour

  • @jasonmorrell301
    @jasonmorrell301 3 года назад +152

    Jeff Ross is a legit comedic genius, he's hilarious.

    • @RebelRebel420
      @RebelRebel420 4 месяца назад

      If he writes his own jokes... Hope hes not like Amy Shumer

  • @stanleyshady9465
    @stanleyshady9465 3 года назад +158

    Honestly I think Charlie Sheen really has been the best sport throughout Roast history.. He also seemed like he was having a good time up there.. genuinely.. Bob Saget too..

    • @ericwilder8409
      @ericwilder8409 2 года назад +7

      Actually, Shatner "busted-up" from start to finish also Stanley!!.....

    • @f1skunkde4
      @f1skunkde4 2 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @MegaMissAmina
      @MegaMissAmina Год назад +2

      What about Rob Lowe?

    • @stanleyshady9465
      @stanleyshady9465 Год назад +2

      @@MegaMissAmina Rob Lowe's wasn't funny so it was a forgettable one for me.. once they slowly got rid of the actual good comedians, it slowly started to suck.. IMO

    • @morecowbell235
      @morecowbell235 Год назад

      What's funny is that Bob Saget was not having a good time. He talks about it in the documentary about Greg Giraldo :)

  • @ughmarly
    @ughmarly 8 лет назад +950

    "She isn't really bright unless Charles is throwing a lamp at her" LMAO

    • @darkenedpsynoid
      @darkenedpsynoid 5 лет назад +19

      That was the best throughout this video...

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 3 года назад +12

      Charlie said juuuuust a bit too soon 😂

    • @donrane
      @donrane 3 года назад +12

      "Charlie don´t you wanna life to see their first 12 steps ?? Harsh

    • @jasonprice5307
      @jasonprice5307 3 года назад +2

      **live @@donrane

    • @baron873
      @baron873 3 года назад +1

      @@donrane i dont get that one
      Mind explaining it plz ?

  • @VinnyLations
    @VinnyLations 3 года назад +470

    “It’s nice to see you taking a break from taking a break”...
    Jon Lovitz laugh was undeniably genuine lol.

  • @jeffmcnasty8038
    @jeffmcnasty8038 8 месяцев назад +15

    Greg Giraldo and Jeff Ross were the best insult comics. Now that Greg is dead, Jeff is the last of the Roast Masters. I bow to thee, Jeff.

  • @Evil_Befall
    @Evil_Befall 8 лет назад +2235

    best part is 'She's not very bright unless Charlie's throwing a lamp at her 🤣

  • @mrxxbrian
    @mrxxbrian 9 лет назад +2051

    Jeff Ross, the most brutal, honest, and hilarious insult comedian.

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 3 года назад +45

      Greg Geraldo was worse.
      Jeff Ross says stuff because it's a laugh; he's roasting you because you're famous, not because it's personal. Just like Don Rickles, he kicks you around for a bit, then kisses your ass at the end because it's his job. You wouldn't be here if you weren't able to draw a crowd. Ross and his tour support probably write the celebrity's material to make them look good in the rebuttal. Jeff Ross knows that work is more important than pissing somebody off. It's a paycheck, not a prizefight.
      Geraldo meant everything mean he ever said to anybody. I saw roast battles against other comedians where he brought up messed up stuff or made very shitty personal remarks. He took on Dennis Leary on _Tough Crowd_ and got Leary so mad they stopped filming. He took no prisoners because he wanted to win.

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 3 года назад +8

      @@SidneyBroadshead If he was winning, something was wrong with the scoreboard

    • @splatterfodderinc
      @splatterfodderinc 2 года назад +1

      @@SidneyBroadshead i second this

    • @thefivepoints
      @thefivepoints 2 года назад +7

      Ricky Gervais does this every time he hosts the Golden Globes.

    • @vvthetalentlessduo6976
      @vvthetalentlessduo6976 2 года назад +1

      Yep

  • @juliandavidson2409
    @juliandavidson2409 8 месяцев назад +19

    She’s not very bright unless Charlie’s throwing a lamp at her is a classic 😂

  • @brandonsmith6056
    @brandonsmith6056 2 года назад +71

    The fluidity and how fast he dishes out these jokes is crazy. Jeff Ross will always be the Roastmaster Goat long love Jeff Ross!!

  • @tomkts07
    @tomkts07 9 лет назад +1164

    "Anthony Jeselnik, some say you're the next Greg Giraldo.. Let's hope so"
    Of course Jeselnik's twisted ass sense of humor loved that one lmao

    • @MultiMemich
      @MultiMemich 9 лет назад +258

      That was revenge for What Anthony said on roast of Donald Trump:
      "Its been a rough year for comedy, not only did did the world lose Greg Giraldo but it kept Jeff Ross"

    • @mezganyadgari4898
      @mezganyadgari4898 9 лет назад +1

      P unls89

    • @tomkts07
      @tomkts07 8 лет назад +25

      +MultiMemich Yes I know lol twas just pointing out how funny it was that the darkest of jokes would appeal to Jeselnik

    • @The_Big_Dawg
      @The_Big_Dawg 8 лет назад +14

      +tom kotas - yeah, Jeselnik's response was pure joy to that one :)

    • @JazzKeyboardist1
      @JazzKeyboardist1 8 лет назад

      +tom kotas ..Maybe Charlie Sheen is the next Greg Giraldo?

  • @3Ggian
    @3Ggian 3 года назад +849

    Lmao I love how he even roasted the shit out of people in the audience

    • @coolpersonimcool1351
      @coolpersonimcool1351 3 года назад +4

      Except Amy schumer and seth macfarlane

    • @goat504
      @goat504 2 года назад +49

      @@coolpersonimcool1351 Amy Schumer did it to herself also her career is already a joke

    • @pista_kk
      @pista_kk 2 года назад +3

      @@goat504 exactly

    • @dr.aisaitl7439
      @dr.aisaitl7439 2 года назад +8

      That Slash Abraham Lincoln joke is one of my favourites of all time

    • @VintageMovieChannel
      @VintageMovieChannel Год назад +1

      @@coolpersonimcool1351 there is nothing funny about those two

  • @LandOfTheFree1776
    @LandOfTheFree1776 2 года назад +62

    I met Jeff once a while back holy shit watching him perform in person is crazy you can see his confidence body language and no hesitation when it comes to critical thinking.

  • @boredinabunkerwithjoekozak512
    @boredinabunkerwithjoekozak512 2 года назад +41

    Jeff Ross has an amazing ability for genuinely complimenting the other roasters before cutting them down with brutal quips. Top effort.

  • @AJ-Channel
    @AJ-Channel 9 лет назад +56

    Jeff Ross was the only one who wasn't afraid to roast Mike Tyson haha. Love you Jeff!

    • @chrisgb4645
      @chrisgb4645 8 лет назад +4

      Alan Jay Seth Macfarlane said Mike Tyson had beaten every opponent hes gone up against, apart from the letter "S" thats also roasting

    • @GrumpyPenguin1
      @GrumpyPenguin1 8 лет назад +31

      Alan Jay what? anthony jeselnik and amy schumer roasted the fuck out of mike tyson

  • @niceguywillis9711
    @niceguywillis9711 8 лет назад +183

    My favorite line from any comedy show I have seen to date is "The last time I saw that many guys coming out of the same hole I was watching the rescue of the Chilean miners." That line is just fucking genius xD

    • @0223aldeek
      @0223aldeek 8 лет назад

      explain it plz

    • @martianshoes
      @martianshoes 8 лет назад

      +NiceGuyWillis I wonder of Bree Olson passed all her HIV tests....the adult studios test their people all the time

    • @rahkinrah1963
      @rahkinrah1963 8 лет назад

      +‫عمر الشنقيطي‬‎ that was from the Pam Anderson roast

    • @rahkinrah1963
      @rahkinrah1963 8 лет назад

      +rahkin rah oh, oops, sorry

    • @johnhouston3767
      @johnhouston3767 8 лет назад +8

      "how is it possible that courtney love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?" -Jeff Ross, Roast of Pamela Anderson (2005)

  • @marioarias1899
    @marioarias1899 3 года назад +89

    "She's not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her" Best line of the roast

  • @user-user-user-user.
    @user-user-user-user. 7 месяцев назад +11

    Between Greg Geraldo and Jeff Ross, no celebrity was left unscathed.

  • @AlpacaGamer98
    @AlpacaGamer98 8 лет назад +327

    "Too soon, too soon?
    Too true, too true?"
    My new favourite line. 😂

    • @Krezo200
      @Krezo200 3 года назад +31

      Too real, too real

    • @akshaynatu6568
      @akshaynatu6568 3 года назад +5

      He said TOO REAL, TOO REAL?

  • @MultiMemich
    @MultiMemich 9 лет назад +520

    What is that on your face, a target for pepper spray?
    Beast one. LMAO

    • @harimrockstar
      @harimrockstar 8 лет назад +4

      rape joke

    • @TheSwedishDude101
      @TheSwedishDude101 8 лет назад +13

      +Harim Robls we got it

    • @PSYCHOV3N0M
      @PSYCHOV3N0M 3 года назад +3

      @@harimrockstar Captain Obvious.....

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 3 года назад +2

      @@PSYCHOV3N0M I was thinking police.. Then again I don't live in the wild west, I live in the sane west

    • @joegatton6717
      @joegatton6717 3 года назад

      @@Talisman09 same we’re just slow

  • @johnathanalvarez7907
    @johnathanalvarez7907 2 года назад +39

    His transitions into different jokes is what makes him stand out, he jumps to the next joke not pause unlike other comedians

  • @newaccount1268
    @newaccount1268 3 года назад +30

    “You say you’re a Warlock from mars maybe you are but I’ll tell you what you’re not...a comedian from earth” 😂

  • @camq-py7bs
    @camq-py7bs 8 лет назад +833

    RIP Patrice O'Neal

    • @THE-UNRAVELING-
      @THE-UNRAVELING- 3 года назад +9

      I know bro he got him the deepest even Patrice face........ sellout bruhhhhh. But thats why you never say your not gonna do something and then do it especially around your Comedian friends if he did indeed say that he Deserved it. Shit id call him out on it too.

    • @PistolWhippinPete
      @PistolWhippinPete 3 года назад +11

      Miss him bro ....the man is pure greatness he said nothing but hits

    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump 3 года назад +7

      I love introducing his O&A interviews to people and telling them he died. I need other people to feel my pain

    • @sandragrant6907
      @sandragrant6907 3 года назад +1

      I didn't see what was funny in Ross's dig at Patrice. What did I miss?

    • @rafalIL29
      @rafalIL29 3 года назад

      🐐

  • @mikeyj.3605
    @mikeyj.3605 3 года назад +104

    "Patrice, why are you dressed like a gay umpire?"
    Jeff Ross is freakin' hilarious.

    • @smashitupkcco9073
      @smashitupkcco9073 5 месяцев назад

      HUGE patrice fan! But that umpire joke was too accurate 😂

  • @samuelramsumair520
    @samuelramsumair520 3 года назад +46

    Jeff Ross is fucking hilarious! That one about Mike Tyson fucking up his own face more than any of his opponents is hysterical!

  • @LupusNoir
    @LupusNoir Год назад +10

    That Larry Flynt joke was murder, holy sh*t 😆🤣

  • @omairsheikh3982
    @omairsheikh3982 2 года назад +24

    "Charlie Sheen is to stand up, what Larry Flynt is to standing up"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @DoughMissile
    @DoughMissile 8 лет назад +268

    I love how Jeff Ross finishes off on a positive note

  • @Tim_Raths
    @Tim_Raths 8 лет назад +195

    "Charlie, if you're winning then there's something wrong with the fucking scoreboard." lol

  • @SevenDeMagnus
    @SevenDeMagnus Год назад +64

    Jeff Ross is a very good comedian.
    God bless.

  • @claymathewselevator8121
    @claymathewselevator8121 3 года назад +45

    We didn’t even invite him he called into a radio station and won tickets 😂

  • @djuraster
    @djuraster 8 лет назад +187

    best set no doubt...whole roast was good, but Jeff Ross showed them how its done

    • @Kieran.Net_
      @Kieran.Net_ 8 лет назад +16

      Jeff Ross kills it all the time. Most consistently funny roaster on these Comedy Central roasts.

    • @MrBartt9
      @MrBartt9 8 лет назад +1

      +Kieran Black Agreed! Though Greg Giraldo always manages to make me love as well

    • @MrBartt9
      @MrBartt9 8 лет назад

      +MrBartt9 I'm sorry; managed*

    • @Kieran.Net_
      @Kieran.Net_ 8 лет назад +2

      MrBartt9 greg giraldo is actually my favorite comic. RIP

    • @MrBartt9
      @MrBartt9 8 лет назад

      Kieran Black Too sad I'm dutch, so I wasn't familiar with Greg until I saw my first roasts... Which was after he already passed away. RIP

  • @ItingaNicholas
    @ItingaNicholas 8 лет назад +937

    I also agree with Jeff, Charlie was actually a great sport throughout. A lot of roastees actually look offended at times. Hellllooo don't do it in the first places then

    • @danc3693
      @danc3693 3 года назад +80

      Why would he be offended? Sheen has done more real damage to himself with his own words and actions than any comedian at a roast could.

    • @Mfields4517
      @Mfields4517 3 года назад +10

      Easy to be a good sport when youre high off your ass

    • @joegatton6717
      @joegatton6717 3 года назад +11

      @@Mfields4517 not true lol go talk shit to one of your neighborhood tweakers see how friendly they are

    • @joegatton6717
      @joegatton6717 3 года назад

      @Matias Martinez last I heard on jre he wasn’t living w his parents pretty sure he’s broke now

    • @justalonesoul5825
      @justalonesoul5825 2 года назад +24

      @@joegatton6717 As of 2021 his networth is still estimated at minimum $10M, a fairly good distance from broke. He still makes lots of money by doing nothing (royalties etc.), probably far, far more than you and I could dream of making. He's much poorer THAN BEFORE when he was worth over $150M but that's about it...

  • @cryptolights6879
    @cryptolights6879 Год назад +9

    One of the best roasts ever. That show was really strong.

  • @9Lando945
    @9Lando945 2 года назад +6

    Ross kills here. So happy to see this again

  • @neelmoudgil4962
    @neelmoudgil4962 9 лет назад +98

    Jeff Ross is the king of one liners

  • @ItingaNicholas
    @ItingaNicholas 8 лет назад +294

    I freaking love him. He has taken so much shit over the years being on most of the roasts. And I love that he takes it like a boss.

    • @chrisbarr1359
      @chrisbarr1359 2 года назад

      Itinga is a beautiful, sexy lady!

    • @jeffrowisdabest
      @jeffrowisdabest Год назад +4

      It's like a sport to him, and he knows he's the GOAT

  • @jakeschreiber7861
    @jakeschreiber7861 2 года назад +66

    this was before mike really made peace with himself and turned his life around, jeff was being 100% sincere when he said he was scared lmao.

  • @SportsBoss999
    @SportsBoss999 2 года назад +9

    Mike Tyson, Of all the faces you bashed in, the one you fucked up the most was your own." Hilarious!!

  • @nammm3
    @nammm3 8 лет назад +274

    Crap I found myself going through a Jeff Ross roasting marathon on RUclips. And it isn't going to end any sooner now that I have a beer. Jeff Ross is such a natural roaster

  • @mattwilliams4807
    @mattwilliams4807 8 лет назад +443

    Jeff Ross was easily the best of the roasters.

    • @michaelroberts1056
      @michaelroberts1056 8 лет назад +11

      +Matt Williams of course he was. its his actual job to be a comedian specialising in roasts

    • @tomjoad929
      @tomjoad929 3 года назад +20

      Greg Giraldo was just as good

    • @myname9252
      @myname9252 2 года назад +2

      Always is IMO.

    • @why-even-try-brotendo
      @why-even-try-brotendo 2 года назад +6

      Jeselnik was the best in this one

    • @wintermute8315
      @wintermute8315 2 года назад +1

      Nope, Jeselnik.

  • @picklepoe4480
    @picklepoe4480 2 года назад +19

    Never a dull moment when Jeff is on the stage! 😆

  • @bawsnitti
    @bawsnitti 8 месяцев назад +6

    Jeff is the goat of roast on the fly

  • @landry2611
    @landry2611 4 года назад +64

    He killed it. He also managed to show his true character at the end with just a few sentences. Awesome job!

  • @hdaaap
    @hdaaap 8 лет назад +139

    ...they should give jeff 15 minutes....he's by far the best

  • @picklepoe4480
    @picklepoe4480 2 года назад +25

    Jeff Ross is funny AF! One of the funniest for sure! He never disappoints, never a dull moment!

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 10 месяцев назад +7

    I love how Charlie just rolls with it, he's still a legend.

  • @matthewmccann9753
    @matthewmccann9753 9 лет назад +200

    Jeff is going to fucking destroy Justin Bieber at the next roast. I can't wait.

    • @why3011
      @why3011 9 лет назад +4

      Is this real?
      Is this a real thing?
      Please let it be real.

    • @MrJames6565
      @MrJames6565 9 лет назад +1

      Goose! yeah bro march 9 i think

    • @cierasus
      @cierasus 9 лет назад +1

      jim bo Goose! its taping on the 14th and it premieres on the 30th

    • @AzsanAk
      @AzsanAk 9 лет назад

      i7fan den kommer vara på tv, annars go till primewire .ag efter en dag :)

    • @miggidymark
      @miggidymark 9 лет назад +4

      Jeff was good.........Martha Stewart killed also, lol.

  • @BiteMyShinyMetal4ss
    @BiteMyShinyMetal4ss 8 лет назад +280

    I nearly mistook this guy for Muammar Al-Gaddafi

    • @packr72
      @packr72 8 лет назад +2

      +Fergus Larter Strange that he never prompted himself to General.

    • @1Phase1
      @1Phase1 8 лет назад +3

      +BiteMyShinyMetal4ss IKR! He looks exactly like Gaddafi in that outfit xD

    • @bichar9282
      @bichar9282 8 лет назад +1

      I was about to say that hahahaha

    • @danijelujcic8644
      @danijelujcic8644 8 лет назад

      +BiteMyShinyMetal4ss Jeff had a laundry day

    • @chiip90
      @chiip90 8 лет назад +8

      +BiteMyShinyMetal4ss ... that's the joke....

  • @wintermute8315
    @wintermute8315 2 года назад +26

    Compare how Patrice reacts to Jeff's jokes about him, to his reactions to Jeselnik's jokes. Gives you a good idea of who actually won the night.

  • @deathwarrent8465
    @deathwarrent8465 7 месяцев назад +4

    The Jeff Ross roast of Jeff Ross. Now that would be something 😂

  • @countwes92
    @countwes92 9 лет назад +800

    We Need Dave Chappelle in a Comedy Central Roast BAD!!!!

    • @huauau
      @huauau 9 лет назад +77

      damn yes but its not his kind of humor tho..if Daves on stage no one should be takin over the mic at all :D
      Dave the best ever

    • @countwes92
      @countwes92 9 лет назад

      AMEN BROTHER!!!

    • @ronburgurdy5226
      @ronburgurdy5226 9 лет назад +21

      Count Wes Jeff will chew him up and spit him out

    • @countwes92
      @countwes92 9 лет назад

      Ron Burgurdy IKR?!

    • @ronburgurdy5226
      @ronburgurdy5226 9 лет назад +3

      Count Wes With the exception of the AMAZING Richard Pryor, black people have always bombed at giving professional roasts. Cedric the Entertainer actually got pity laughs, Patrice O'Neill just stood up there and complained before he did his shitty bit while laughing at his own lame ass jokes. Same with Warren Sap. Snoop Dogg was smart enough to have writers construct his bit, but his delivery suckeddddd. Chapelle wouldn't be an exception. Especially after the dais gets ahold of him. Haha

  • @youkid1991
    @youkid1991 9 лет назад +193

    this guy is like a machine with jokes.

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 3 года назад +22

    I love how one of the few times Jeselnik audibly laughed was when Jeff made a death joke about him. What a gem.

    • @user-mf1kv4lk2m
      @user-mf1kv4lk2m 5 месяцев назад

      A death joke about his close friend Greg Giraldo....Jeff is a savage lol

  • @bigwillie5717
    @bigwillie5717 3 года назад +46

    My sleeping wife next to me in bed must think there’s an earthquake, I’m silently laughing my ass off so hard...

    • @eds1116
      @eds1116 3 года назад +3

      Hahahah same

    • @f1skunkde4
      @f1skunkde4 2 года назад +1

      Whenever I'm sad i watch this roast lol

  • @The-nz8ui
    @The-nz8ui 8 лет назад +39

    That 12 step joke was so fucking clever lmao

  • @EmeraldSunshine
    @EmeraldSunshine 8 лет назад +49

    Slash joke was great! "Your like the Abe Lincoln of rock and roll, especially since you haven"t had a hit in four score and seven years." " 5:13

  • @VIKING33NY
    @VIKING33NY Год назад +4

    Jeff Ross, is the greatest ball-buster on this planet, hands down!!!

  • @GoddesssofMind
    @GoddesssofMind Год назад +3

    This is comedy gold absolute gold

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv 3 года назад +26

    9 minutes of constant killer jokes. Jeff is the master of this art.

  • @stinianshiznit04
    @stinianshiznit04 8 лет назад +102

    The G.O.A.T of roasters

  • @MJMS88
    @MJMS88 3 года назад +56

    The Bree Olsen miners joke has to be one of the best roast jokes ever.

    • @callumgillies9611
      @callumgillies9611 3 года назад +5

      It was almost perfect, but the phrasing of "...coming out of the same hole..." as opposed to "into" took one small demerit point on my irrelevant comedy scorecard, but the joke wouldn't have worked otherwise.

    • @itzme4007
      @itzme4007 Год назад

      @@callumgillies9611 That's because you misinterpreted cuming as opposed to coming * ...out of the same hole.

    • @callumgillies9611
      @callumgillies9611 Год назад +1

      @@itzme4007 I'm not combing through the footage again, but I think my point was it COULD have been used as a double entrendre, thus utilizing both meanings that you mentioned, in one punch line, and making it an even better joke.

    • @itzme4007
      @itzme4007 Год назад +1

      @@callumgillies9611 Understood, take care.

    • @callumgillies9611
      @callumgillies9611 Год назад

      @@itzme4007 you too!

  • @robertbolton1425
    @robertbolton1425 11 месяцев назад +3

    Who doesn't love Jeff Ross he is definitely the highlight on every roast

  • @miklas-dj9kd
    @miklas-dj9kd 8 лет назад +90

    Last time I saw that many guys coming out of the same hole, I was watching the rescue of the Chilean miners.

    • @woahningenius
      @woahningenius 8 лет назад +9

      I saw this comment when he said it

  • @rosieodonnell665
    @rosieodonnell665 8 лет назад +36

    "I'm fucking scared of that guy." Lol!!!!

  • @josephkelley8641
    @josephkelley8641 3 года назад +15

    "You're the Black Sheep of a Family - RESPONSIBLE for THREE
    'Mighty Duck' movies.

  • @trnharris
    @trnharris 8 лет назад +26

    Jeff Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, Greg Giraldo (RIP) and Snoop - ALWAYS kill it.

  • @SlightyStuupid
    @SlightyStuupid 9 лет назад +152

    "Shes not very bright...unless Charlies throwing a lamp at her"

    • @HotaruKara
      @HotaruKara 8 лет назад +1

      SlightyStuupid
      That burned.

    • @burrob78
      @burrob78 3 года назад +2

      Joke of the night

  • @Buddycoop1
    @Buddycoop1 10 месяцев назад +4

    Love that Charlie truly looks like he's loving the jokes and is a good sport.

  • @m.scottreeder
    @m.scottreeder 9 месяцев назад +1

    Mike Tyson sitting beside William Shatner was cool. Two different icons from two different eras.

  • @kg21mack
    @kg21mack 9 лет назад +81

    "Not very bright unless Charlie's throwing a lamp at her"

  • @Dizzy1980
    @Dizzy1980 3 года назад +19

    4:39 Dammmn, even his dearly departed ol' pal Greg Giraldo isn't safe from the Roastmaster General!

  • @almartin6824
    @almartin6824 2 года назад +14

    Straight savagery from Jeff , even the audience attendees get roasted ! Legend status

  • @miskatonic3197
    @miskatonic3197 2 года назад +13

    Can't wait for the roast of will smith

    • @HP-gi3tn
      @HP-gi3tn 2 года назад

      they should invite mike tyson

    • @brocklanders3616
      @brocklanders3616 Год назад +3

      Great idea. Crazy thing is, it would probably resurrect his career. As long as his wife is no where around, and he can take the jokes without slapping anyone.

    • @ohhellyeah2878
      @ohhellyeah2878 17 дней назад

      That l 0 s e r doesn't deserve one.

    • @aspenrosen3457
      @aspenrosen3457 День назад

      Yes!

  • @MrAndrewmar10
    @MrAndrewmar10 8 лет назад +53

    Charlie is definitely going to get his career back on track. I've even heard he's in line for a real-life production of "Philadelphia" next.

  • @carbonara2144
    @carbonara2144 8 лет назад +44

    Masterful! Lines with great insight, impeccable timing and a suitably funny voice. This was cut above the rest in Sheens roast - by a mile!

  • @ordinarypete
    @ordinarypete 2 года назад +7

    “She’s not very bright unless Charlie’s throwing a lamp at her.” 😂 daaaammmn

  • @ogmiki666
    @ogmiki666 9 месяцев назад +2

    "target for pepper spray" 😂nahh

  • @spencerj4677
    @spencerj4677 9 лет назад +47

    The steve-o joke... Ouch.

  • @topgkayani5124
    @topgkayani5124 9 лет назад +21

    Jeff Ross is a straight killa

  • @plutosorbitoutthere
    @plutosorbitoutthere 3 года назад +16

    The way he trails off a “yeah” when doing the end of the Lincoln joke on Slash is epic. I opened for Slash’s Snakepit back in ‘98. Watching this in 2021. This is the epitome of a side-bar Roast joke. Perfectly hilarious and perfectly untrue. That “Yeah” made me laugh for hours. Constant playback action. Sincerely hilarious. The “yeah” was almost like amusement that the crowd laughed and then steered into it.
    Pure beauty delivered

  • @eliasj7672
    @eliasj7672 7 месяцев назад +2

    Charlie sheen is a beast. Dude took those jokes like a man and a half

  • @rurhieyoung9860
    @rurhieyoung9860 9 лет назад +232

    I love Charlie. And, when they fired him from 2.5 men; and hired Ashton, that was the biggest mistake they could've made; because Ashton was boring as he--!!!!!

    • @rurhieyoung9860
      @rurhieyoung9860 9 лет назад +11

      When you get thru: Yes! The Hell He Is; in general.. Ashton's comedy is sick and bizarre. While on the other hand; Charlie's comedy is actually, gut-wrenching; raw, and funny!

    • @JustOzzy82
      @JustOzzy82 9 лет назад +21

      Rurhie Young Yup, I stopped watching after they fired Sheen. He was the reason why I tuned in.

    • @rurhieyoung9860
      @rurhieyoung9860 8 лет назад +1

      Me too!

    • @pattigholland7500
      @pattigholland7500 8 лет назад

      yea your right.

    • @rurhieyoung9860
      @rurhieyoung9860 8 лет назад

      Who is Charlie Harper? Lol!

  • @JnFrnCo
    @JnFrnCo 9 лет назад +14

    Jeff Ross: Mike the ironic thing is that after all the faces you've bashed in the one you fucked up the most is your own HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @AllenHanPR
    @AllenHanPR 3 года назад +8

    The roast is so good, everyone is starting to be silent. Cause they don't want to be the next victim.

  • @waleah4855
    @waleah4855 2 года назад +2

    Jeff Ross is king of roasts.

  • @cmendoza9255
    @cmendoza9255 3 года назад +11

    "Charlie is the king of all comebacks....and come on more backs than any one in Hollywood" ...LMFAO

  • @sillynelson1
    @sillynelson1 9 лет назад +31

    Jeff's only real competition was greg giraldo

  • @icalexander
    @icalexander 2 года назад +4

    Jeff Ross, Brutal, honest and funny as hell. Keep on roasting everyone you absolute legend

  • @SamStern-ih4dy
    @SamStern-ih4dy 3 месяца назад

    This showed how Ross is the true king of roasts. Watched this full episode with my Mom tonight and she was laughing her ass off at this asking how she never heard of Ross before. Jeff's the man.

  • @michaelgreen5206
    @michaelgreen5206 3 года назад +5

    Jeff Ross& Don Rickles are the BEST ROASTING comedians EVER!!!! Love your demented humor, always makes me laugh!!!