Roast Charlie Sheen - Anthony Jeselnik

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @tapiopelkonen2981
    @tapiopelkonen2981 9 лет назад +2326

    Anthony dropped these jokes like an executioner.

    • @betaboog
      @betaboog 8 лет назад +12

      and u dropped your homemade nachos on your new target shirt after you typed that

    • @betaboog
      @betaboog 8 лет назад

      +Kristian Brandt i was describing myself

    • @ryanrodriguez1817
      @ryanrodriguez1817 3 года назад +2

      The michael j fox one was disgusting.

    • @rishabchaudhary4489
      @rishabchaudhary4489 3 года назад

      achtung!

    • @imeddiewilson1572
      @imeddiewilson1572 3 года назад +1

      You think skinned pansies, what's wrong with a burn here n there "as a joke/punchline"? You've never done something stoopid or had a medical issue? Well, let life happen still, it will happen

  • @jaysmith8505
    @jaysmith8505 Год назад +123

    "They say you only roast the ones you love... so this is gonna be short." is still one of the funniest and best line deliveries at ANY of these roasts.

  • @horntj77
    @horntj77 3 года назад +412

    7 years later and this is still incredible. He fucking killed.

    • @stevenfernandez4845
      @stevenfernandez4845 3 года назад +1

      He sucks, actually. What in this clip was actually funny? He goes for shock value cause he's got no humor to him at all

    • @uNhlanhlakaSithole
      @uNhlanhlakaSithole 3 года назад +1

      @@stevenfernandez4845 Facts

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 2 года назад

      @@uNhlanhlakaSithole ,,

    • @counterfeitclone
      @counterfeitclone 7 месяцев назад +3

      This was aired in 2011. A little longer, more like 11 years from the date of your comment

    • @ryandunn2930
      @ryandunn2930 4 месяца назад

      @@counterfeitcloneand then here we are….commenting on a comment commenting. How esteemed we are.

  • @RThockey437
    @RThockey437 9 лет назад +2633

    To get respect from Patrice O Neal like that, you can tell Jeselnik is a true talent. RIP to one of the legends.

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 3 года назад +268

      That Richard Pryor joke was amazing. Anthony probably only cared that Patrice laughed.

    • @brandoncole2639
      @brandoncole2639 3 года назад +54

      @@kylemcgill2966 rightfully so... that would be MY litmus test

    • @lenhudson8194
      @lenhudson8194 3 года назад +42

      Patrice is a legend.

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 3 года назад +42

      @@lenhudson8194 and when you say Legend you mean a myth LOL

    • @ericl9781
      @ericl9781 3 года назад +18

      @@kylemcgill2966 it was his only real laugh of the night

  • @Wilcox3
    @Wilcox3 3 года назад +60

    3:13 When Patrice O'Neal gave him props for the Richard Pryor joke, and the Too Few black people comeback line was great. Rest in Peace Patrice O'neal.

  • @canucan
    @canucan 9 лет назад +4715

    The too few black people comeback is seriously fucking genius.

    • @bryanmannoia7561
      @bryanmannoia7561 9 лет назад +167

      +canucan mean as hell but for an on the spot joke, classic.

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 8 лет назад +11

      +canucan hiLARious

    • @luhed
      @luhed 8 лет назад +65

      +bryan mannoia mean as hell or unfortunately the truth in most cases?

    • @maxstone9780
      @maxstone9780 5 лет назад +6

      Steve johnson Three years later but I had to. Steve Johnson and your Asian. What’s you mothers name? Ho go smith....

    • @thomasmartin6299
      @thomasmartin6299 5 лет назад +13

      10/10

  • @TonyPerez816
    @TonyPerez816 3 года назад +251

    Jeselnik is all about timing. He tells his Jokes so slowly, but that's where the effect is. Some of these would still be funny on paper, but my god, the delivery is what makes him so good!

    • @powerpc127
      @powerpc127 Год назад +5

      One of his best lines, in my opinion, is to follow up a joke with:
      "What an important joke...
      "I want you to go home tonight... tell that joke to your loved ones...
      "And then apologize... because you don't have my timing."

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 3 года назад +87

    Jeselnik was smart. He decided to create a comedy persona that he could leave on stage, where virtually no one would expect him to be that way in real life.

    • @paulgreengod
      @paulgreengod 2 года назад

      What do you mean

    • @christophercollins3632
      @christophercollins3632 2 года назад +2

      @@paulgreengod Some people believe the way people are on stage is the way they are in real life. No one will expect Anthony to be like his stage persona. Some comedians have suffered because people expect them to be who they are on stage.

    • @paulgreengod
      @paulgreengod 2 года назад

      @@christophercollins3632 why wouldn't they expect him to be like that in real life? He seems normal enough.

    • @christophercollins3632
      @christophercollins3632 2 года назад +3

      @@paulgreengod Well, I did say originally, that virtually no one would expect him to be that way in real life.

    • @paulgreengod
      @paulgreengod 2 года назад

      @@christophercollins3632 I'm not following, sorry.

  • @MikeDunn
    @MikeDunn 9 лет назад +808

    Damn, this is so dark, I had to turn up the brightness on my screen.

    • @JazzKeyboardist1
      @JazzKeyboardist1 9 лет назад +27

      Charlie put some of his tiger blood in everybody's drinks that night. They are all HIV positively funny

    • @madbackwardscunt3469
      @madbackwardscunt3469 9 лет назад +3

      +Paul Michael stooooid

    • @skylarmontgomery3190
      @skylarmontgomery3190 8 лет назад +13

      Death himself came to earth to tell Anthony to chill out.

    • @TheGreatAlan75
      @TheGreatAlan75 5 лет назад +1

      @Paul noneofyabusiness I agree. I've been saying this forever

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material 4 года назад

      @@TheGreatAlan75 I had a teacher once who gave me a very compelling argument as to why HIV was never real.

  • @DerpASherpa117
    @DerpASherpa117 Год назад +11

    3:39 = the Pryor album name drop that only Patrice got followed by the "too few Black people" joke that got Patrice to do the "well played" clap is still my favorite moment on this roast. Out of all the comedians on stage, I think Patrice respected Jeselnik the most.

  • @irollerblade13
    @irollerblade13 10 лет назад +1264

    My favorite part of this is watching the great Patrice O'neal starring and congratulating anthonys jokes. If Patrice likes your jokes... YOUR FUNNY!

    • @malinko35
      @malinko35 10 лет назад +18

      i miss him so!

    • @davidlopes334
      @davidlopes334 4 года назад +21

      I totally agree with you.
      Patrice was the real deal

    • @cainpoe
      @cainpoe 3 года назад +20

      You're but I'm no English teacher

    • @chaotixboy
      @chaotixboy 3 года назад +1

      I loved him on web junk 20!!!

    • @hiddeenfreek
      @hiddeenfreek 3 года назад +8

      He was being sarcastic as fuck lol. Moron

  • @andrewvelba9888
    @andrewvelba9888 10 лет назад +2744

    I love how Patrice laughs and goes, "Thats a good joke"

    • @chillingguy8386
      @chillingguy8386 3 года назад +156

      It was a good joke ,the crowd just didn’t get it and Patience knew it was

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 3 года назад +55

      @@chillingguy8386 a comedian should know Pryor’s 1974 Grammy winning album, but it’s otherwise going to be too obscure for most non-comedians.

    • @jorgemontes5949
      @jorgemontes5949 3 года назад

      @@chillingguy8386 morning kl

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 3 года назад +29

      It’s like when Ben Bailey went off at his roast and Patrice was losing it cuz he just didn’t expect the brilliance

    • @rodwortham3711
      @rodwortham3711 3 года назад

      @@chillingguy8386 0

  • @FINfinFINfinFINfin
    @FINfinFINfinFINfin 3 года назад +137

    AJ's smile after he says "too few black people" kills me.

    • @nickyjames1985
      @nickyjames1985 3 года назад +7

      It's just this twisted evil smile 😂😂

  • @fercho2040
    @fercho2040 3 года назад +21

    Getting Patrice's approval mut have felt fantastic for a young comedian as Jeselnik was back then.

  • @mattthecreator5172
    @mattthecreator5172 9 лет назад +763

    "the only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J Fox"
    -Jeselnik killed it

    • @flybriur
      @flybriur 3 года назад +38

      What's hilarious is that right after this joke the camera cuts to Richard Kind laughing in the audience, who was on the show Spin City with Michael J. Fox, and then later Charlie Sheen after he took over from Michael J. Fox after Fox left due to his Parkinson's.

    • @keith00032
      @keith00032 3 года назад +1

      Killed it like a prenatal test for down syndrome

    • @newfic2290
      @newfic2290 2 года назад +1

      Это адская шутка

    • @tarikdebarge
      @tarikdebarge 5 месяцев назад

      Classic!

  • @macdara77
    @macdara77 6 месяцев назад +63

    That Richard Pryor joke is so under-rated. The Michael J. Fox line however, was next level.

    • @zacharias7284
      @zacharias7284 4 месяца назад +2

      And for anyone who doesn’t get it… Google richard Pryor discography. It’s the best joke of the set. And I’m 99% sure he threw it in there for Patrice and only for Patrice.

    • @doctaflo
      @doctaflo 2 месяца назад +1

      @@zacharias7284 i googled the discography-still not sure which one he’s talking about

    • @simonscott1121
      @simonscott1121 26 дней назад

      @@doctaflo "That Nigger's Crazy" - 1974

  • @PrinceRonnieJR848
    @PrinceRonnieJR848 8 лет назад +50

    Jesilnik is hilarious and he completely overshadows how funny Seth's introduction for him was. The delivery was fantastic.

  • @dennisdesanctis2567
    @dennisdesanctis2567 3 года назад +49

    Patrice was such a lover of jokes and comedy, he always understood where the humor came from. RIP Mr. P

  • @nicebars
    @nicebars 9 лет назад +197

    3:44 UNREAL improv..

    • @DerpASherpa117
      @DerpASherpa117 3 года назад +12

      Even Patrice respected it. His expression as he's clapping is "that was racist as hell, but funny as fuck".

  • @lizardmandx
    @lizardmandx 3 года назад +115

    Damn Patrice telling you it's a good joke is the highest honor one can receive in comedy RIP to an absolute legend

  • @babylonkid
    @babylonkid 8 лет назад +48

    Jeselnik's one of the best in a long long time.

  • @jeremybennett2188
    @jeremybennett2188 9 лет назад +73

    I love the respect that Patrice O'Neal shows for a well crafted joke. I think Patrice and Amy are the only ones who got the "Richard Pryor" joke, on the whole dais. Is it a racist joke? Absolutely. But let's not forget the most important word, there. Joke. Well done, Anthony. The world needs all the smart comics that it can get. And RIP Patrice. May your hands forever be deep fried.

    • @Boygonebad
      @Boygonebad 3 года назад +8

      Well Patrice got it first then Amy copied it and got it after.

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko 2 года назад +4

      Nobody brought up racism just you. Tyson said that’s racist thinking there was a fried chicken joke. And Amy was dating Anthony so guaranteed he explained it to her prior to Pryor. She’s just not that witty.

    • @MakeSomeNoisePlaylists
      @MakeSomeNoisePlaylists 2 года назад

      Who?

    • @el_mal_de_ojo
      @el_mal_de_ojo 2 года назад

      @@aelechko I'm the first to say that Schumer is the antithesis of 'funny', but there's no wit required to understand that joke, you just need to know the history of comedy and Pryor's album titles. That's down to memory, not wit.

  • @parthBhattdoeswhateverhelikes
    @parthBhattdoeswhateverhelikes 9 лет назад +400

    fuckkkkk,,,too few black people, shit this guy is a fucking genius ..that come back! sick

    • @justherefortheviolence
      @justherefortheviolence 8 лет назад +7

      Check out his special on Netflix

    • @taveontimmons5284
      @taveontimmons5284 8 лет назад +1

      +John Rutherford it's amazing

    • @chrismorgan7234
      @chrismorgan7234 8 лет назад +7

      +parth Bhatt Hell, he got Patrice's approval. Respect.

    • @JessRodriguez1111
      @JessRodriguez1111 8 лет назад +1

      +Chris Morgan I think that was a sarcastic clap, but yea

    • @cncmover
      @cncmover 8 лет назад +5

      best comeback ever, not even a retort, just added to it. amazing

  • @goodfella2400
    @goodfella2400 3 года назад +67

    Holy shit this was the most savage roasting I think I have ever seen. The way it’s meant to be done. Fuckin hilarious.

    • @zombi3907
      @zombi3907 3 года назад +1

      watch a clip of JImmy Carr roasting Ann Coulter. It's brutal and merciless.

    • @43captrexkramer
      @43captrexkramer 3 года назад

      Nick DePaulo on the Denis Leary roast is one for the ages, he destroys everyone. Also the late, great Greg Geraldo was always hilarious. But, Jesilnek and O'neal were both great.

  • @dfernand101
    @dfernand101 8 лет назад +79

    2:55 Patrice O'Neal really miss him. Apparently he was a last minute stand in for this one and he was revising/amending his jokes on the plane on the way there. RIP a great man.

  • @DylanFromAZ
    @DylanFromAZ 10 лет назад +82

    Bring back The Jeselnik Offensive!

  • @KingOfKingz819
    @KingOfKingz819 8 лет назад +379

    The Richard Pryor joke was amazing.

    • @NoShit-Sherlock
      @NoShit-Sherlock 4 года назад +9

      I don't get it

    • @MannyFlanders
      @MannyFlanders 3 года назад +7

      Live and smoking?

    • @Conspiracy515
      @Conspiracy515 3 года назад +59

      I lost my shit 🤣🤣🤣. The fact Anthony had THE BALLS to even make that connection is awesome lol

    • @firstofall8639
      @firstofall8639 3 года назад +1

      Indeed

    • @surf101-
      @surf101- 3 года назад +2

      Can someone please explain what this joke meant?!
      I don't get the connection between Tyson and R.P. Albums.

  • @bkr1895
    @bkr1895 9 лет назад +611

    "Because God hates Michael J Fox" That's fucking terrible but so funny

    • @SwamiBastard
      @SwamiBastard 9 лет назад

      +Thomas C u didnt get the joke did you?

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 9 лет назад +3

      +Vladimir Lenin Then they cut to the show's co star in audience laughing his ass off. Whoa.

    • @bilodolo11
      @bilodolo11 9 лет назад +2

      +Vladimir Lenin I don't understand it?? Yes I'm dumb but can you explain please?

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 9 лет назад +21

      Hina A
      Charlie took over MJF's position on "Spin City" after parkinsons cut his career short.

    • @kgsolomanfivethousan
      @kgsolomanfivethousan 9 лет назад +18

      +elvis316 What's funny is that MJF most likely thought that joke was funny as shit, he has a great sense of humor about the whole situation. His role on Curb Your Enthusiasm is proof of that.

  • @miralabualjadail4206
    @miralabualjadail4206 10 лет назад +571

    God hates Michael J. Fox ..god damn that was brutal !

    • @miralabualjadail4206
      @miralabualjadail4206 9 лет назад +84

      @110335761962785539583 Jeselnik says " The only reason you got on tv in the first place is because God hates Michael J Fox ". Michael J Fox was replaced by Charlie sheen in the series "Spin city" when he was diagnosed with Parkinon's disease, kick-starting Charlie's tv career.

    • @hatcher92zdh
      @hatcher92zdh 9 лет назад +34

      Imo telling Stevo-O, "Don't give up your suicide" was probably the most brutal

    • @miralabualjadail4206
      @miralabualjadail4206 9 лет назад +2

      hatcher92zdh yeah that too and cutting off the feet from diabetes ..a lot of them were pretty cruel

    • @highfunctioningsociopath4761
      @highfunctioningsociopath4761 8 лет назад +4

      +Miro aj Actually he had a pretty high-profile movie career in the late 80's to early 90's. Wall Street, Platoon, Hot Shots etc. But then his movie career tanked, and he went to TV.

    • @miralabualjadail4206
      @miralabualjadail4206 8 лет назад +5

      HighFunctioning Sociopath I mean his TV career.

  • @saintconnnor
    @saintconnnor 9 лет назад +66

    that mj fox punchline, i watched it like 50 times, and its still so savage, i laugh when he says it.

  • @niptuck117
    @niptuck117 8 лет назад +555

    Mike Tyson (uncomfortably): "That's a good one..."

    • @russellnotestine6436
      @russellnotestine6436 3 года назад +43

      It was irresponsible of the producers to have Mike on the panel

    • @virtualrenegade440
      @virtualrenegade440 3 года назад +17

      @@russellnotestine6436 its ok they had muhamed ali backstage with a pepper grinder in case mike got out of hand

    • @jayjayjay365
      @jayjayjay365 3 года назад +2

      yup i am guessing security on site were making plans after that gag

    • @niptuck117
      @niptuck117 3 года назад +8

      @@virtualrenegade440 I laughed real hard at this.

    • @ChaolaoFueChi
      @ChaolaoFueChi 3 года назад +1

      Mike had that look on his face that he wanted to suckered punch em.

  • @Adam27X
    @Adam27X 8 лет назад +176

    Evander Holyfield was supposed to show up to this roast. I guess he didn't hear about it.

    • @robert4039
      @robert4039 3 года назад +6

      If only one could have lent him an ear.

    • @raimundoj888
      @raimundoj888 3 года назад +2

      @@robert4039 maybe mike could have spit it back out

    • @willkoestner4159
      @willkoestner4159 3 года назад +1

      You know how he is. It's all, "In one ear, out the other gaping hole", with that guy.

    • @RelentlessOhiox
      @RelentlessOhiox 3 года назад +2

      Omg. You win.

    • @rasheedahkeshwah39
      @rasheedahkeshwah39 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @ilmalocchio
    @ilmalocchio 3 года назад +12

    3:17 Jon Lovitz in the back clearly pissed off that Jeselnik stole his Mike Tyson joke before he could say it.

    • @Boygonebad
      @Boygonebad 3 года назад +1

      He thought Anthony was letting Mike go and he was throwing a tantrum 😂

  • @31-trantuong55
    @31-trantuong55 3 года назад +21

    Imagine Giraldo, D.Rickles, Jeselnik and Jeff Ross being on the same roast

  • @KrimsonVagus
    @KrimsonVagus 10 лет назад +44

    This guy keeps you on the edge of your seat!

    • @TheSassycatfilms
      @TheSassycatfilms 10 лет назад +5

      watch jim norton if ur hymen can take it u muffin

  • @timeb4ndit
    @timeb4ndit 8 лет назад +24

    Jeselnik's set is legendary.

  • @greenghost2008
    @greenghost2008 9 лет назад +32

    I love Jeselnik's jokes because it represents what I myself wish I could say to people all the time without them wanting to fight me.

    • @06_Gucci_Mane
      @06_Gucci_Mane 2 года назад

      Fight them

    • @LateLastNight
      @LateLastNight 2 года назад +2

      Can’t believe you just said that, I’ll fight you rn

    • @06_Gucci_Mane
      @06_Gucci_Mane 2 года назад

      @@LateLastNight he won't. He's scared.

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 2 года назад

      Don’t say it your boss, won’t get your job back

  • @matt_canon
    @matt_canon 9 лет назад +804

    Mike Tyson's facial expressions seem to go back n forth between being amused and ready to kick Anthony's ass. Its like he would smile, then the smile would fade and he looked pissed, then smile again, fade... might just be me.

    • @Broteese
      @Broteese 9 лет назад +92

      I dont think Mr Tyson has a great sense of humor, to be honest he seems too dimwitted to have self irony..

    • @ronaldmcreynolds7345
      @ronaldmcreynolds7345 9 лет назад +16

      +Cory Jones Give me a break. Mike was born stupid. The only thing he gets are drugs and someone smarter has to buy and administer them so he won't shoot ammonia up his arm.

    • @parkerpeters535
      @parkerpeters535 8 лет назад +10

      +Matt Canon The Iron in Mike is still dormant within his body.

    • @thdoom81
      @thdoom81 8 лет назад +25

      +Ronald McReynolds the internet is a wonderful place..punks like you can say whatever they want..please say this to mike tyson's face...please

    • @ronaldmcreynolds7345
      @ronaldmcreynolds7345 8 лет назад +7

      Thulsa Doom The internet IS a wonderful place. I can say for example that you have little imagination to the point where you take some Hollywood macho symbol and attach it loosely to your fantasy life in comments as if you really are a 'macho man'.

  • @sccitylhh
    @sccitylhh 9 лет назад +97

    His transition into 'Mike Tyson' was beautiful. Jeselnik is fucking evil.

    • @nathansiegel6799
      @nathansiegel6799 3 года назад

      I feel that the worst offender in Purgatory (if it exists) is next in line to be the Grim Reaper and Anthony would be one of the Reapers.

  • @johnholmeswebb8162
    @johnholmeswebb8162 9 лет назад +544

    His delivery can make the simplest punchline seem golden. Like: "I'm still looking for my ex girlfriends killer, but I can't find anyone to do it". Reading it it's just "meh", but to hear his voice say it was funny as hell.

    • @sybotrybo1609
      @sybotrybo1609 4 года назад +28

      Especially with that psycho smile of his - that's fitting. Great act

    • @CraigMcGuinn
      @CraigMcGuinn 3 года назад

      If he “can find anyone” to kill his ex-girlfriend, why would he still be looking for her killer?

    • @DerpASherpa117
      @DerpASherpa117 3 года назад +15

      He is the absolute master of the bait-and-switch and deadpan delivery.

    • @antoniocaballero3976
      @antoniocaballero3976 3 года назад +7

      @@CraigMcGuinn
      Hes saying he wants someone to kill her

    • @kingdingaling2469
      @kingdingaling2469 3 года назад +1

      @@DerpASherpa117 %💯

  • @TheChristopher717
    @TheChristopher717 9 лет назад +105

    He's like the Terminator of stand-up comedy

  • @evalex71
    @evalex71 10 лет назад +439

    I improved my Portuguese a shitload watching this

  • @caseylevins7216
    @caseylevins7216 3 года назад +10

    Charlie Sheen really was the most gracious Roastee. He geniunely enjoyed getting roasted.

  • @GuitarPassion1995
    @GuitarPassion1995 9 лет назад +4

    I haven't heard of Anthony Jeselnick, but he seems to be coming up with the most intelligible yet intricate ditches from all the other comedians. And he's the only one who's courteous at the end. Love this guy!

  • @unusuario5173
    @unusuario5173 3 года назад +7

    I'm glad Patrice O'Neal clapped at the Richard Pryor reference. I went to look up the names of the albums, and.... damn, that was brutal.

  • @bashbrannigan
    @bashbrannigan 9 лет назад +21

    This might be the first time I've seen the complete uncensored version!

  • @MrChicotg
    @MrChicotg 8 лет назад +34

    Patrice just watching and judging everybody's routine lmao

  • @ScinLaeca358
    @ScinLaeca358 9 лет назад +163

    His killer smile at the end of a lot of his jokes, as audience members reel and cut themselves and assume the fetal, makes them 100 times funnier.

  • @BretHart049
    @BretHart049 9 лет назад +354

    Damn they spend more time roasting each other than the actual person they're supposed to be.

    • @dougmurraydrumsred
      @dougmurraydrumsred 9 лет назад +71

      zero49 thats the point of a roast

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 9 лет назад +36

      zero49 You clearly don't know how roasts work.

    • @BretHart049
      @BretHart049 9 лет назад +5

      I know how they work and I didn't say they shouldn't roast one another. I said they spend MORE time roasting people than the person they're supposed to be roasting. I don't mind them going through every guest and roasting them. But they spend most of the time on that part and less time on the person the show is dedicated to.

    • @petersullivan5702
      @petersullivan5702 9 лет назад +2

      zero49 It's because there's more people who are not the roastee that he's roasting (7 others) than the number of people who are the roastee (1 person), so it takes more time, you know?

    • @petersullivan5702
      @petersullivan5702 9 лет назад +9

      Peter Sullivan And if you mean the time for each individual, here's the breakdown:
      mcfarlane 0:40 - 1:00 20 seconds
      jeff ross 1:00 - 1:27 27 seconds
      kate walsh 1:27 - 1:49 22 seconds
      shatner 1:49 - 2:16 27 seconds
      steve-o 2:16 - 2:50 34 seconds
      patrice o'neal 2:50 - 3:13 23 seconds
      mike tyson 3:13 - 4:56 103 seconds
      charlie sheen 4:56 - 6:37 101 seconds.
      Other than Mr. tyson, he spends a significantly longer time on the roastee than anyone else.

  • @s10eagles
    @s10eagles 9 лет назад +65

    Why wasn't this guy on the Bieber roast?! Hes too good.

    • @georgedroy
      @georgedroy 9 лет назад

      Agreed !

    • @shaunrodgers7207
      @shaunrodgers7207 9 лет назад +16

      JuventusFC05 my memory is a little spotty but he isn't ever going to be on Comedy Central anymore. He had a TV show on the network but after the Boston Marathon bombing, he tweeted a really offensive joke (as is his style). The president of Comedy Central is from Boston and told him to take it down. When Jeselnik refused, he was banned from Comedy Central.

    • @Campy_Camel
      @Campy_Camel 9 лет назад +17

      I'm pretty sure it was before he got banned. But he said he didn't want to be known as a roast guy. Like Ross or Giraldo. And apparently if he got signed to do a roast he would have to do 3 of them, not just one.

    • @milesfinnch7348
      @milesfinnch7348 9 лет назад +1

      +Shaun Rodgers If you watched his standup special he said his biggest regret was actually having to delete that tweet because of the # of people whose jobs would of been lost with the shows cancellation just because he had a "sweet tweet." It was eventually cancelled because of the low ratings and I'm guessing his relationship with cc is strained.

    • @chingaemos
      @chingaemos 5 лет назад +3

      Sucks to not see him on roasts but personally the roasts are hacky as fuck just putting celebs and promoting their new projects and "redeming" them thru these faux roasts. Roasts were to celebrate. And roasts were usually done by comedians. Anyways. Im glad he has specials up on netflix. Id rather watch an hour of good content from 1 comedian than 1 or two good sets and a bunch of actors read from a prompter for far too long

  • @wyattbiggar7460
    @wyattbiggar7460 3 года назад +18

    One of the best joke writers in comedy

  • @jesseholywood1161
    @jesseholywood1161 8 лет назад +22

    First comes the highly offensive joke that alone is amazing, but that evil grin of his that follows, that's such brilliant. He gives no fucks about anything, and that's why I love him!

  • @raypowers8083
    @raypowers8083 3 года назад +13

    He has such an icy, calculated delivery.

    • @bradwest4821
      @bradwest4821 3 года назад +2

      He's certainly mastered that. lol. Brilliant

  • @keithkoenig5320
    @keithkoenig5320 3 года назад +7

    Always dug Anthony and he killed it during this roast. Also saw him do a great live shoe at a large theater here a decade or so ago, then he just sort of vanished from the mainstream. Loved his timing, his delivery, and damn, he is funny!

  • @Mind69420
    @Mind69420 2 года назад +11

    Man, this is the 6th time I've watched this roast segment and I'm still crying laughing. Comedy legend!

  • @DarthwRath
    @DarthwRath Год назад +6

    Probably the best roast by comedy central. Everyone killed hard (except Shoemer) and by default, having Patrice on just elevates things.
    Jeselnik delivery is one of the best. Dark, demented and hillarious. That deep fried finger joke was so stupid and good and it's not even his best joke here.

  • @frankmacs9379
    @frankmacs9379 3 года назад +5

    'Charlie, you are a monster'
    What a line, and so true!!!

  • @VasCorpBetMani
    @VasCorpBetMani 8 лет назад +7

    First time watching Anthony. Wish that had gone on for an hour.

  • @moomen100
    @moomen100 10 лет назад +30

    Honestly Anthony has to be one of if not the best comedian of this era. He's fucking awesome.

    • @BGambino1215
      @BGambino1215 9 лет назад +1

      What the guy is a sqaure .... He said testicales ...how do you make jokes and talk like a English teacher at the same time

    • @zackk3322
      @zackk3322 9 лет назад +5

      Sosa gambino I've never heard any teachers talk like this guy. He's funny as hell and performs great "nothing is sacred" comedy.

    • @BGambino1215
      @BGambino1215 9 лет назад

      Look this dude is stiff and a sqaure lool

  • @Aj-qb3pr
    @Aj-qb3pr 2 месяца назад +1

    That Michael J Fox joke was brutal and possibly true.

  • @Akilroth234
    @Akilroth234 10 лет назад +403

    I think the suicide joke directed towards Steve-O hit him hard xD

    • @Snuggleumpakis
      @Snuggleumpakis 10 лет назад +40

      spearofconquest
      At least it wasn't about Ryan Dunn. Amy Schumer did that on a previous roast and apparently he was pissed.

    • @PianomanMNL
      @PianomanMNL 10 лет назад +10

      Snuggleumpakis It was actually on the same roast Snuggle. Also editing has a lot to do with it too. She said on Stern that his face reaction WAS NOt the same as what actually happened.

    • @FairsleyDifference
      @FairsleyDifference 10 лет назад +7

      PianomanMNL Yeah, it's not live so you have to be wary of reaction shots that don't get the whole dais or don't include the audio of the punchline. Frequently after something particularly racist they'll immediately cut to a black guy in the audience laughing at a different joke.

    • @jolyoncm
      @jolyoncm 9 лет назад +18

      He was pissed at every joke. Shouldn't have been there. Amy Schumers joke wa funny tbh

    • @jolyoncm
      @jolyoncm 9 лет назад

      danny dorito agree!

  • @mikeklug3369
    @mikeklug3369 3 года назад +4

    I love how I watch an Anthony jeselnik bit and come to read comments here and you tube reminds me to keep comments respectful and to follow guidelines 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 3 года назад +1

      Yeah if your comment gets reported for being racist or whatever just one time then YT will put that at the top of the comments section whenever you use the site. Happened to me lol

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 8 лет назад +107

    Holy shit. That's savage. Dude goes for the throat. That was hilarious.

    • @SirQuantization
      @SirQuantization 8 лет назад +18

      He has a fucking amazing comedy special on Netflix, 100% check it out so fuckin good.

    • @bproc4483
      @bproc4483 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah if you like dark humor, it's a great special. I loved it.

    • @kingdingaling2469
      @kingdingaling2469 3 года назад

      I love Jeselnik’s comedy.

  • @jonw3462
    @jonw3462 3 года назад +2

    His set was pure fire and the cherry on top was the late great Patrice O'Neal's approval.

  • @tberman2386
    @tberman2386 3 года назад +22

    "God hates Michael J. Fox," made me piss my pants laughing!

  • @ChrisYoungGunn
    @ChrisYoungGunn 10 лет назад +53

    "despite everything I just said" I love that line

    • @ChrisYoungGunn
      @ChrisYoungGunn 9 лет назад +2

      ***** true, that's why it's so funny

  • @L0cK3D0wN14
    @L0cK3D0wN14 9 лет назад +18

    Richard Pryar joke was funny as fuck

  • @CIF-pm7tk
    @CIF-pm7tk 5 месяцев назад +1

    He never EVER LETS YOU DOWN! 10/10

  • @brandoncinpubadj
    @brandoncinpubadj 3 года назад +3

    That Michael J. Fox line might be the funniest and most ruthless shit I have ever heard! haha.

  • @unholychunk
    @unholychunk 9 лет назад +99

    at 3:18 i think john lovitz is like fuck i had that joke

    • @wishiwasfrank4541
      @wishiwasfrank4541 3 года назад +9

      Nah, I think he was just disappointed it was a shit joke compared to the rest. Too easy.

    • @russellnotestine6436
      @russellnotestine6436 3 года назад +1

      I thought the same thing

    • @daddydoza5164
      @daddydoza5164 3 года назад +4

      Yeah he butchered the joke there he was expecting something better. A comedian always picks these things out

    • @kylelenertz9731
      @kylelenertz9731 3 года назад +2

      I don't think he butchered it I think he ad libbed going to tyson there. I think he was gonna hit the other people, but Tyson started butting in and I think it was probably a lot more than this edited version.

  • @JSteph70
    @JSteph70 9 лет назад +11

    Count on Anthony to say it, no matter how twisted.

  • @Calilou52
    @Calilou52 5 лет назад +25

    Patrice knows a good joke when he hears one

  • @imhellag
    @imhellag 9 лет назад +186

    When Patrice O'Neil laughs at your joke singularly, you know it's great.
    Edit: Not that I think O'Neal was particularly funny but lots of other comedians respect him so I should too. RIP.

    • @explosivefreak666
      @explosivefreak666 9 лет назад +3

      ..?. By Thàt definition one could say,: " If the other commedians, jumped off a bridge...", ( fill in the rest yourself...).! Just saying.

    • @imhellag
      @imhellag 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Yeah logically. That's also logically like saying O'Neal is like jumping off a bridge. Not so cool.

    • @malinko35
      @malinko35 9 лет назад +22

      Nah, patrice would have been one of the greats. Up there with Eddie murphy, dave chapelle, chris rock, luis ck, he was one the real deals in comedy and i still miss that son of a bitch. Damn you patrice, why didnt you take care of yourself better...

    • @stef88sf
      @stef88sf 9 лет назад +21

      ***** to me Patrice is the best comedian EVER.. period. He was just not into selling out.. he was too real.

    • @TheImmortalLowlife
      @TheImmortalLowlife 9 лет назад +7

      imhellag When they zoom in on Trice, you already know it's funny.

  • @bettersteps
    @bettersteps 4 месяца назад +1

    How Anthony smiles after every very offensive joke makes it even funnier.

  • @justinmurray8500
    @justinmurray8500 9 лет назад +32

    the look on sheens face when anthony gets to him after destroying everyone is like oh fuck why did i do this?

  • @TheGaryHogue
    @TheGaryHogue 3 года назад +3

    I love Reading these comments about the Patrice acknowledging Jeselnik. A legend - acknowledging greatness is a beautiful thing and keep those comments, coming please.

  • @guruuDev
    @guruuDev 9 лет назад +22

    I like Mike Tyson's response: "I'll regret it later."

  • @TheRustedShackleford
    @TheRustedShackleford 3 года назад +6

    That Michael J Fox joke was brutally funny

  • @LegacyKnight-zm6vz
    @LegacyKnight-zm6vz 8 лет назад +55

    I'd love to see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson on a roast

  • @shammaboy
    @shammaboy 2 года назад +2

    For everyone else this is a break from their standard material, but this is jeselnicks standard material. Just about every joke could be a part of a comedy special for him, which makes this more impressive.

  • @bonethugsfiend
    @bonethugsfiend 3 года назад +5

    I think this was most people’s introduction to Anthony Jeselnik, and this probably catapulted his career because he became really famous not long after this.

  • @johnmason1648
    @johnmason1648 3 года назад +2

    Jeselnik jumpstarted his career in 5 min here. He got his primetime 5 minutes and used it. think about this people, he secured his future 250k fees right here by delivering in front of that audience.respect.

  • @ChrisWolff2013
    @ChrisWolff2013 10 лет назад +23

    Kate Walsh, marry me please.

  • @Jo-id9zm
    @Jo-id9zm 3 года назад +2

    For anyone who's wondering, the Richard Pryor album her referred to is called "That Nigga's Crazy"

    • @Hobiexoxo
      @Hobiexoxo 2 года назад +1

      But with a hard R.

  • @Skedooosh
    @Skedooosh 3 года назад +3

    Patrice clapping at your jokes is the highest compliment you can get as a comedian.

  • @brassattacks2411
    @brassattacks2411 2 года назад +4

    The most confident ruthless male comic alive today

  • @artienp2
    @artienp2 8 лет назад +22

    You'll regret it...
    "I will later"
    Lol

    • @kingdingaling2469
      @kingdingaling2469 3 года назад

      Yea I caught that. Lol. He was like after I bust yo head open. Lol.
      Jeselnik is the F’n Man though. Funniest dude. Love it.

  • @Wikingking
    @Wikingking 3 года назад +1

    The "too few black people" joke is probably my favorite of all the roast jokes history. If not, then it is a top10 at least.

  • @KillswitchSoldier88
    @KillswitchSoldier88 3 года назад +3

    10 years later and this is still ruthless as fuck. Holy shit 😂

  • @ekirby89
    @ekirby89 2 месяца назад +1

    You can tell around half way through that he knows he’s slaying it.

  • @Tobbedans
    @Tobbedans 3 года назад +6

    Anthony's smile is fantastic, it is diabolic, naugthy, and enchanting at the same time.

  • @Nikdohc
    @Nikdohc 9 месяцев назад

    the fact that Patrice loved this as much as i do is enough, cheers!

  • @ImFunnyNiceToMeetYa
    @ImFunnyNiceToMeetYa 2 года назад +3

    My favorite comedian lol dude has no boundaries lol

  • @earlnation720
    @earlnation720 2 года назад +2

    The way he smiles after his delivery is perfect. He says the darkest sh@t, and then smiles, like, "I'm not REALLY an a$$hole...."

  • @TurkeysLeg
    @TurkeysLeg 2 года назад +3

    Honestly when you google Richard prior albums you realize that joke is genius af

  • @TheDrakenZ
    @TheDrakenZ 2 года назад +1

    3:30 - I looked up richard pryor albums, and then gut laughed for the next few minutes.

  • @ShietEverywhere
    @ShietEverywhere 9 лет назад +14

    this guy is a stud.

  • @masiyafuentez6378
    @masiyafuentez6378 8 лет назад +6

    I fucking love Anthony Jeselnik

  • @jaycobdelacruz5605
    @jaycobdelacruz5605 3 года назад +6

    Patrice appreciating good comedy.

  • @ericross441
    @ericross441 3 года назад +1

    One of the best roast sets, ever. Period