Skyrim, but if ANYONE is unhappy then 5 bears spawn
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Stay positive today. Otherwise 5 bears will spawn.
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Bayonetta 2 - A Present From Rodin (A)
Skullgirls - Pedestrians Crossing
Metal Gear Solid 3 - Alert
Astral Chain - Emergency
Mario Kart 8 - Grand Prix Recap (SFX)
Astral Chain - Maison Forest Midnight
Sly Cooper 3 - Venice Theme
Sly Cooper 2 - Episode Select
Super Mario Odyssey - The Odyssey's First Takeoff
Super Mario 3D World - The Great Tower Showdown 2
Classical - Also Sprach Zarathustra
Guilty Gear Strive - Chase
Mass Effect - Extended Galaxy Map Theme
Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity - Astor, Prophet of Doom (Phase 2)
Mario Kart 8 - GCN Baby Park
Super Mario Galaxy - Final Bowser Battle
Remdog - Elevator Masterpiece
Sly Cooper 2 - Wine Cellar
Psychonauts 2 - Casino Monorail
Super Mario Odyssey - Staff Roll
Arthur Benson - It's Not Me (sneaky & bekannte Hintergrundmusik)
Mario Golf Super Rush - Win
Astral Chain - Jena Anderson
Bayonetta 2 - Glamor In Charm And Allure
Fire Emblem Fates - Alight (Storm)
Divinity Original Sin 2 - Mead Gold and Blood
Punch-Out!! - Main Theme
Into the Breach - Zenith
Smash Bros. Brawl - Battle in the Base
Super Mario 3D World - Bowser's Lava Lake Keep
De Blob - Blissful
Arthur Benson - I Have a Plan
Bayonetta - Sexy Battle
FE Three Houses - A World for Humanity
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This is so sad. Alexa, spawn 5 bears
“5 bears appear all singing despacito”
Indeed
Now Alexa is unhappy. Hey Siri, spawn 5 bears.
This is so neutral. Alexa, spawn 5 chickens
Bearspacito
Literally avoided battle born dude who says “i say well met friend i knew you were a sharp one the moment i laid eyes on you”
@@titanicgaming1148 Doesn't he also talk a lot about how pointless the war is and how Skyrim's obsessed with death
@@gwest3644 that’s Jon, Idolaf is the guy who says you’re sharp
@@2HandHangerDunksOnlyIdolaf gets pretty mad if you say the wrong thing to him
OLFRIC... PATRON OF THE GREAT CLAN BATTLEBORN
@@gwest3644 then don't say the wrong thing to him
Imagine sitting on an operating table describing your pain to anyone who’ll listen and 5 bears teleport next to you to help you with your big ol’ frown
American healthcare at its finest
@@DumpsterBongo
Depending on the type of bears, could go either way.
This commenter is... UNHAPPY
@@danielflanard8274the gay hairy kind 😩
They're the bearers of bad news
3:05 “Ok so… do do not talk to children is what we’ve learned” yeah, too many people have been doing that recently
On god frfr
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@@FormerlyKnownAsYTdoescoolstf chris tyson💀
Ava Kris Tyson, DrDisrespect, Drake… yeah I’m gonna agree with you
Ooffft 😂
it’s always great when Doug beats the challenge and then you have to think to yourself, “what’s the other half of this video going to be”
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“Video games wouldn’t be Interesting if it was just a bunch of happy people sitting around peacefully” that’s literally just animal crossing
And he is correct. it isn't interesting.
@@becksheffield interesting, no. Fun, maybe. So he isn't wrong
One of the best-selling games of all time lol
That's mostly a more recent problem, in the ones for the Gamecube or DS, villagers can get really pissed off for minutes at a time over a single conversation
@@becksheffield Don't you end up in debt to a conartist raccoon?
"This is so complex and smart for such a dumb premise" - doug doug's motto probably
“I am not a lawyer” - parkzer’s motto probably
This commenter is... NEUTRAL!
Hate ur pfp by the way🥰🥰
@@godcat_thing I hope this means you dont hate undertale or smth, please tell me it doesnt
@@TheOnly2nd the game itself is mediocre, but the fandom is absolutely horrid. Especially the fanart and AUs. Also the game is way overrated
Dislexic angel : Man, people are so unhappy, what would cheer them up?
God : i dunno, give 'em like, 5 beer when they are feeling down.
Dislexic angel : oh yeah, good idea.
@@st4rk1113r Dyslexic*
@@theholydoggo6378 he's the example
@@foxyy2048 lmfao
Literally nothing to do with dyslexia I don’t think you know what that word means
@@Zebcaramel that depends on if the conversation was text or not
Haven't heard that "Hey, this is DougDoug, where we solve problems that no-one has" intro in forever. This can only mean one thing.
This video is going to be pure, unfiltered gold.
@@powder479 I was so hype when the old intro came back
Sammeeee!!!
It came back for his ai makes a video game video too, I'm thinking it's because these videos actually work with "I solve problems no one has"
This commenter is: HAPPY! 😃
@NotSnak🎉🎉🎉🎉
> Needs to have a positive conversation
> Runs straight to firebrand preacher
To be fair, every time I run past him, he's screaming "I LOVE YOU"
@@Maddy-bc5op
He doesn't love the elves tho
Surely spawning 25 cheese wheels every second will increase their happiness...
Dang, I called him spawning cheese at the end in the name of happiness.
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Its you
Spawning Cheese
The real Skyrim was the cheese we made along the way
just hope that your luggage is also happy with all that cheese lol
Whiterun Guard: "They say Helgen got hit by a dragon. One of those horrors come here, we'll be ready."
Sentiment Analysis Machine: This person is feeling *HAPPY!*
I love irony.
0:01 Hi dougdoug!
I wonder if he will respond lol
Hi!
@@itzharpsichord “where we solve problems that no one has”
Like are the people of Skyrim actually happy
Hello there DougDoug
Just realize that this is the only time period we'll ever get to experience something like this. The technology is good enough that this stuff is possible, but not good enough to perfect
Yeah Doug has actually said something about this on a stream once. We’re in the perfect sweet spot for it to be just batshit funny. I think he also said that some bots don’t even work anymore because they’ve become too good and can’t do what made them funny anymore.
I love how the AI considered the sound of a bear mauling as a happy conversation.
Well it did bring happiness to the bear . . . and least some of the viewers. I was certainly entertained.
Makes sense if it was trained on Twitter conversations.
Well obviously.
The Bear: "Hey! Dinner's finally here!"
To be fair, the bear was pretty happy
You mean neutraul ? :p
25:41 you can also do the whole thing and destroy the brotherhood with only happiness… by twitter rules, and drunk incarnate I guess.
As someone who watched Any Austin, the enumerator for the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Skyrim is about to become the Land of Bears.
@@redundantfridge9764 love that guy, also Hyrule is screwed in terms of lake hylia
Especially with those unemployment rates
I think it's safe to assume anybody who works for anything with "Bureau" in their title is going to be swimming in bears.
But are the bears employed by the Bearau of Public Sadness?
@@noellesato311 "Yeah, Baloo, I'm going to need you to head out to Whiterun with your team. We've had reports of unhappy citizens, and since Paddington is away on sick leave, you and your team are the best bear huggers we have. Go out there and spread some love, and leave the report on my desk."
I respect the Sly Cooper music in the background. Of course, only his editors would have such good taste. Doug listens to "Metal Pipe Falling Sound Effect 10 Hours."
I’m glad someone else noticed, such an underrated series/OST
The nostalgia was real
I’m so glad someone else heard it! What a blast from the past
This commentator is: HAPPY! 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
Imagine this but it judges Chat’s mental health every minute
Edit: Newest video is literally this
Unhappy chat messages get the person banned for 12 days
Millions of bears…
The cheese fights the bears and its like tabs all over again
This commenter is.... NEUTRAL!
Can AI k*ll itself? If it could, it would after the first minute
Doug's ability to create gaming challenges based on random, nonsensical, and arbitrary goals is astonishing. As is his ability to complete them no matter how long it takes
The way the bot says “happy” gives me massive “Yippee” vibes, just in a way deeper voice
"I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed" followed by bears spawning is so funny.
Depression is at an all time high? What can we do?
Doug: I might not have a brain, gentlemen... but I have an idea
And a whole lot of bears
MvA reference, well done
19:38 that dialogue of Runa is insane lol
Hearing "Hey, this is DougDoug, where we solve problems no one has" again literally cured my depression
that great, otherwise you'd have five bears spawn.
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This person is feeling... HAPPY!
Introverted stealth mission:
Avoid people just because you don't want to talk to them.
They become more and more unpleased, and are slowly crushed by bears and then they become more unhappy because of the bears...
The bears will spawn until morale improves
It’s like having a nickel for every time you’re confused
It's just like antidepressants!
@@Nightdreamr real.
The struggle itself towards the Cloud District is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Nazeem happy.
1:02 this is literally the motive of a Doctor Who villain
Smile?
At least 2 Doctor Who villains, even
The Cybermen?
The happiness patrol?
@@AbnormalNormality I mean if the alternative is 5 angry bears spawning in and killing you anyway… Steven moffat needs to remake smile with this premise
So Nice of Doug to employ the help of the Care Bears to spread happiness and cheer in the world of Skyrim.
Thank you for letting them express their emotions and bringing awareness to the sadness of whiterun.
"What does this have to do with dragons?" Makes Farengar happiest, I believe.
Hey, this is DougDoug, where we solve problems no one has.
Hi, me dog, I do problem.
Dog, i problem
D, prlm
Cat, solution.?
Bye, you cat, you destroy solution
12:50 "Everybody is being negative everywhere I go." That pretty much sums up the Internet.
me unhappy, 5 bears spawn, me happy cuz bears, bears attack me, me unhappy, 5 more bears, repeat
0:33 pawsitive thinking 😭😭
7:38 "The sip was shinking"
😂😂
The Sly Cooper stealth music for the stealth mission brings me great nostalgia joy.
Same man, I’m pretty sure it was the venice theme too
bot: "This person is feeling..... Happy!"
Doug: "God damn it."
Bot: "This streamer is feeling..... unhappy!" *bear roars*
Imagine an unhappy guy, then 5 bears spawn then another guy isn’t happy about this, then 5 more bears appears, then more and more bears spawn for eternity until the world implose.
I can’t believe how nostalgic that opening has become now
This is like that Doctor Who episode “Smile” where anyone unhappy gets brutally murdered
Happiness is subjective Doug. For example, you derive your happiness from chugging gallons of STAR olive oil. I derive happiness from the suffering of Skyrim NPCs.
he also thinks bowser jr farting on his mouth is a positive thing
This video reminds me of trying to get the most social points in Persona games by picking the best dialogue options during Social Links.
That feeling of relief when 3 music notes appear
Sentiment Analysis Machine...... SAM?! OH GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?
No sacrifice too great, the brainpower of 29 children was completely necessary and not dougdoug being a murderer
The lore keeps getting deeper
Doug could've talked to the guy yelling about the blacksmith about swords afterwards. if you say you side with the battleborns he'll call you a friend and treat you like a bro forever afterwards.
If Doug ran for president, the law enforcement would be replaced by bears.
Might be an improvement for all we know.
I would love to see people arm bears instead of bear arms
Never mess with a skyrim NPC or else Akatosh will summon 5 bears to maul you.
Sun tzu, The art of not getting mauled
11:58 The skeleton is offended by you breathing
it *_was_* trained on twitter conversations, and Doug *_was_* being mighty abelist by breathing in front of the skeleton like that.
3:05 "Ok, so, do not talk to children. That's what we're learned" Could honestly be a moto for this year...
Doug please stop the code, the bears keep appearing in my room and I don’t know how many more I can deal with
Based on this comment, this person is feeling... UNHAPPY 😤
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I’m sorry to hear that.
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Dude I thought this was gonna be if dougdoug got unhappy, 5 bears spawn, and he has to stay positive whenever the bears are fighting him since that causes another 5 bears to spawn, which honestly might be a good sequel to this video
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE READY TO SEE PEOPLE SAD
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The bear-ings will continue until morale improves
8:53 His wife prefers bears over him
That was clever
"hey this is dougdoug where we solve problems no one has" jumpscare
Dug I was unhappy when I started this vid and now my house is overflowing with bears
Did you survive?
Have you thought of being happy, you can heal with the cheese
@@WhatIsTheHeat I became happy 😃 me and the bears are friends now!
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I cant see the word skyrim without the words "It HAS to boil" ringing in my ears. Thank you Blurbs.
1:25 bears screaming in pain and soldiers screaming in fear sounds very neutral to me!
"This model recognises emotions"
Oh! :D
"It was trained on Twitter posts"
Oh no! D:
This comment seems UNHAPPY 😤😤
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This is so cookie crazy, I can't believe we get to watch Dougdoug talk to depressed NPC's
Ok siri, spawn in 5 unhappy bears
4:04 Incredible Sly Cooper cue
Human talking to Human : *Unhappy*
Human being mauled by bear : 👍
As someone who watched Any Austin, the enumerator for the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Skyrim is about to become the Land of Bears..
I am happy at the return of "solve problems that no one has". I really like that intro for some reason and it has been a while since you used it.
03:23 That Sly 3 venice theme music made me so nostalgic
Every time a new video shows up with the “problems no one has” I cry tears of joy
Dougdoug casually makes the most advanced AI you have seen and then uses it only once and never again
I think the funniest part about this is that Doug managed to somehow spawn cheese that counts as stealing as a reward.
So what if the people of skyrim are in endless despair? Alexa spawn 5 bears
You seem a little unhappy doug...
- spawning 5 bears -
That chicken is feeling NEUTRALized
Hey Doug thanks for being a refuge of levity when my household feels doesn’t feel like a home.
I'm really tempted to write out the verdict from the video in all caps...
Sorry to hear you have trouble at home, I hope it will get better for you.
SPAWNING BEARS
UNHAPPY!
I hope that you find your home soon, my friend. My prayers will be with you. As dark as it is now, have hope that the light will come. ❤ :)
I completely understand you there im having problems with people who i live with,none the less my prayers are with you and what ever problems you are having.
7:44 hearing Doug saying edging feels wrong
Can't believe they cut out the part where Doug talked about peeing in a child's toilet costume. This is censorship!
fr. He cut out the best part!
#neverforget
The Piss Saga was the best
doug is hiding the truth, this cannot stand
chat is this real
Doug: Jumps off a cliff and starts immediately talking to someone.
Also Doug in a surprised tone: It seems like she didn't like the way I approached the conversation.
17:45
Toxic optimism, I love it.
you: *Smashes Grelod's face in with punches in front of many witnesses*
the dark brotherhood: It was a good kill.
Bear attacks will continue until moral improves ;)
Doug: "Generally video games wouldn't be very interesting if it's just a bunch of super happy people sitting around peacefully"
Pokémon: "I take offense to that"
Doug in a black shirt looks like a floating balled head like Hollie from Red Dwarf, and im all for it
20:21 Hey, that's Into the Breach soundtrack! Such a great game.
I literally checked if Doug posted another video today, said nothing, me sad, spawn 5 bears. But now he actually did so spawn cheese wheels
Wow! This is a classic old school DougDoug video! Really brings back memories! What a nice treat!
Doug just has 5 bear friends who really like happy vibes. But they get angry when they don’t get their cheese from happy conversations. It isn’t Doug’s fault that those bears only like happy people.
After watching how silly the vod of this was i did not expect this to make a video and im so glad it did
9:01: "Video games wouldn't be very interesting if it's just a bunch of super happy people."
We Happy Few and its citizens on 'Joy' pills, permanently happy: 🙃
Fun run & analysis video! Thanks for uploading!
Here's looking forward to more like this from you in the near future!
9:06 Douglas Douglas has never played Animal Crossing, even the grumpy people there are happy.
He in fact, did, his animal crossing video is one of the best on the channel
Moral of the story the key to happiness is to join a cult that venerates death destruction darkness and entropy
Douglas Douglas, we are unhappy with your treatment of the unhappy Skyrim people
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Doug, this is one hell of a way to force people to enjoy the video
as someone who recently got attacked by 5 bears i can confirm,
they do reinforce positive thinking. 👌👌
This is a very interesting idea for the world as we can make them all lose a few hundred pounds from a bear
8:10 I'm really digging that mass effect music. Didn't think I would ever hear the ME soundtrack in your videos. Instant 2 thumbs up
This is a really fun game to play, I'd enjoy seeing this in different video games and things like that, being in a dark and dreary setting and trying your absolute best to be positive is very funny. I remember watching a couple playing RDR2 and they were like "today we're just gonna be chill, be happy, have a self care day. Yay!" and then a bunch of people jumped out at Arthur and tried to kill him and they were like "bang bang bang murder! Self care!"
HE SAID THE THING
I learnt a lesson today, don’t talk to anyone who’s having a bad day or bears may suddenly claw me to death.
DOUG UPLOADS AT THE PERFECT TIMES I SWEAR
YES,
A great idea, not even the greatest of psychologists could think of it.
Patient: “I just don’t think I think positively enough.”
Psychologist: “Release the bears.”
*2 awkward minutes of a hidden door slowly creeping open as the sound of scraping metal and screws coming loose reveals a horde of starving bears*