World Record Babes | Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! | EP 12
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk Chris had the best tuna melt of his life, weight loss problems, Sal and Chris do some calorie calculations, SNOW DAYS are BRUTES, TruTV told Chris to lose weight for his pilot, Chris teaches Sal a trick on how to order fast food without looking like a fatty, Chris shaved his eyebrows off by accident, snow day stories, snow days are the Super Bowl for kids, Chris is in the hall of fame at his college, Sal was on a basketball team that lost a game 44 to 0, shout out Yolanda Vega, when Sal was a kid he threw a rock at a girl for not giving him a cookie, soda road rage, birds pooping on you, walking on hot coals, how long does it take to count to a million?, the babes find a world record they were born to destory! THE BABES RUN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!!! YAASSSSS! HEY BABE!
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Chris is def a guy who says “food’s here” when he orders two pizzas for himself
And that’s why we love him
yup!
I did that once forgetting I had the curtains open and went into my empty tv room and the delivery driver watched me tucking to my two pizzas. So embarrassing
44 zip zip 44 zip 😂😂😂😂
THIS
The “44 zip zip” had me in tears 🤣
IT WILL HAUNT MY MIND!!!
Hahahahah!!!
@@NoPreshNetwork fohty foh ziup ziep . . . fohty foh zip!
it shall haunt the mind of Sal, and so too should it haunt the body of ya'lls fans
in the form of a t-shirt
I'd buy fucking 44 of em, just let me send you my zip code
Lol sports parents are so ridiculous. I would know. I’m one of them
I would love a whole episode dedicated to Sal and Chris attempting to break world records
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THESE BABES
Ahuuuundred percent
Patreon... when we get it
@@NoPreshNetwork YOU CAN DO-IT!
Same
Pimpy killing it EPISODE AFTER EPISODE with the effects. First camera zooms, rotates, etc. now the snowman? get this guy a damn medal
The Power of the Youth
YAASSSSSSS
I didn't like it very much. It was kinda distracting
@@calebgigachad6705 À chacun ses goûts
Good Luck, Fellas. We wish you well!
Good luck with what george or fancy b
**The big dogs have entered the chat **
Good luck fellas !
Let the comedy war begin
West coast here! Fuck the east!
I love how he’s trying to beat a record and held the 9 like “niiiiine” each time
I miss them just saying “Hey Babe” together
petition to bring back the old intro
@@megano9598 signed
Sameeeee
@@megano9598 signed
Signed.
Idk why chris counting had me laughing my ass off. The way he emphasized the nine every time lmao
Ninety NINE!!
The fact that Chris said “I love you too” when sal said “I love you” to the bobble head killed me.
“We’re not even gonna practice. Don- don’t even practice. But listen to me...don’t screw this up... jus- Just make sure ya DICTION is good.” - Sal. 👌
I think I speak for everyone when I say it’s about time Chris sat on Sal’s shoulders, and counted to 100 as fast as possible. I’m glad you guys didn’t leave America hanging any longer. 😂
yo i DIED when sal said he ran to the top of his building like he was in the wire... all because of some COOKIE
I almost choked on my Cocoa Pebbles over Chris saying "niiiiiine" every time, and watching Sal laughing at that (I assumed he was laughing at that). I couldn't swallow for at least half a minute for fear of sucking it in
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I literally can’t get enough of Chris and Sal...at first my favorite comedy duo was king and the sting with Theo and Brendan, then it turned into bad friends with Andrew and Bobby, and now it’s hey babe with Chris and Sal, and I’m here to stay babes...
WOW SAME ORDER!
After Theo and Brendan threw D’elia under the bus I haven’t watched anything they’ve done tbh. Same goes for Callen. Bad Friends and Hey Babe actually stood up for Chris so they’re still favs tho
@@Gen7486 threw him under the bus... lol wut?
@@Gen7486 everyone was so happy to throw him under the bus but the views started going down cuz he made the podcasts more entertaining
@@Gen7486 callen was just on fighter and the kid
"I took that girl out. Then I took to the skies."
- Sal Vulcano
🤣🤣
LMAAAOOO
Okay guess I’m not gonna go back to sleep on this snow day, gotta get high and hang with my fave babes
Pimp has the best job ever wtf
The zooms are perfectly timed Eric Andre Show levels of funny
I laughed STRAIGHT through every single 45 seconds of the world record attempt LMAO
The quick evolution of editing on this pod is SO SO GOOD!!!! 😂
i caught on to sal's version of "hallelujah" so quick I DIED LAUGHINGgg that's how you know you're a true catholic lmaooo
“You seen a black squirrel? They’re rare”
*Midwest has entered the chat
This killed me lol
They errywhere
In nyc, it's rare. They are all gray.
The only time I saw a black squirrel (rare here) was sitting on a wooden fence, exactly next to a Hawk perched there. Don't know what that means- but memorable.
I have never related to Sal so hard as when he became a human calorie calculator
This is the only podcast where I will listen to the promo's in their entirety!
Babecitos!! Did you see that your Tubberware convo was a trending audio on tiktok 😂 Love you babes 🧡
Old but okay 😂
I hope you babes know that your 'tupperware' sound is trending on TikTok! The Gen Zs love you!!!
Probably explains why their following has gone up by 20k in the last week!!
Fuck TikTok
vinny and delila told him
Gen Z's are tik tok'd
Awwww wish u were gen z lol young af and i laugh
Cuz, make no mistake... Texas restored power this morning so I can hang out with the babes
3 days no power. Im gonna have to throw all the shit in my fridge
Bro I just got power after almost 3 days of no power and now I have a new hey babe episode!? Let’s gooooo!
@@nitro-verse5311 put that shit in the snow!!!
@@brookeb452 I wasnt even lucky enough to get snow brownsville even sucks when it comes to disaters
Same, cuz. My junk smells because I haven’t showered in 4 days - it’s what it is. I’m putting Centerpoint Energy on fucking NOTICEEEE!
Fo-ty Fo zip zip!
Shits gonna be stuck in my head all day😂
Been stuck in my head for years. What Say You Pod.
@@DefinitelyNotMyRealName a fellow nuggalo
#IfYouKnowYouKnow
Homeless Pimp's editing = GOAT
“Whatever the opposite of undefeated is” defeated?? LOL I love Sal 😭😭
“44 ZIP ZIP, 44 ZIP!!”😂😂😂
Even after hearing the story on What Say You, you still had me in tears Sal😂
I can honestly say, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder then when you guys SHATTERED that little boys world record. Still am wiping the tears off my face.
Sal looks like if Kenny Powers had one too many ayahuasca trips.
Make no mistake, you are one SCREWED IN KID if you can spell "ayahuasca" correctly.
Lol this is hilarious
you guys can never stop this podcast!!!
We need more Basketball stories. Chrissy D3 Comedy
HEY BABE those zoom ins on their faces you’ve been doing since day one son are ON POINT!
Sal might be the most naturally funny guy he don't even be trying I swear
The zoom ins during the counting questions 😂
Absolutely been loving the 'No Presh Network' it has become an absolute front runner in my quick clicks
appreciate you!!!
Sal with a swaggy Nike hoodie, Chrissy wearing a cinder block
Taking a dump at 11AM and watching Hey Babe
Prayers to you that its not a cactus dook
Same
Love from Glasgow, Scotland babes! Just discovered the podcast - best one at the moment
I’ve ordered multiple drinks to make it seem like a large amount of food isn’t just for me 😂
Hahaha “so what do you weigh??” - straight to commercial lol
This time will be The first and last time that I will actually pay for a patreon, and I couldn’t be more excited to give these 2 grown men my money
hahhahahah love ya babe!!!
Hi my love, I'm thinking the same thing 🤣🤣 what is the content of the patreon? I've never paid for one before 🤣🤣❤️❤️ thanks babes! 😘
@@emilycromarty they’re going to pst exclusive content on the patreon, no one knows what since it hasn’t started yet, but I’m so excited! I just love sal and Chris
@@mylifeinaburger9556 thanks babes! Me too!!! Nothing but Impractical Jokers makes me laugh as much as this poddy! Xxx
@@emilycromarty same babe I loveeeeeeee impractical jokers
That priest singing in the beginning was gorgeous
What’s that song called?
They both said “with mild!?” Like any form of exercise just sounded ridiculous bahahahaha
Whenever Sal retells stories from What Say You it makes me feel kinda nostalgic
This is my new fave podcast
The rapid fire conversation and topic between these two is an accurate representation of my brain when I try to sleep. It’s so familiar it’s comforting.
You two, are Bad Friends. Something special is coming babes.
Make no mistake babe... I'm watching calories too rn, and we in in this together!!! CHRISSY CALORIES
YAASSSSSS BABE!!! COUNT THEM CALZZZZZZZZ
I love Hey Babe I laugh every damn time on each episode
Chrissy - I used to do the same thing! I'd order food and pretend it was for more people 😂
This podcast is really moving up on my favorites list
I’m so sad I’m just finding this podcast recently. I am binge watching and never laughed so hard 😭😂 this is the best duo to ever happen
🎵heeEEAAYEE baaayybe.. heeeeEAAAYY BAAAYBE-! 🎵
I always come back to rewatch the classics when I need to end the week on a positive ❤ Love you babes! Never stop never stopping
I remember on a school field trip, this kid threw an apple out of the back of the bus, and it somehow hit the freeway with the most perfect of rolls, then somehow bounced up mid roll off the ground and slammed into the windshield of a car behind our bus...everyone was watching and we all lost our fucking minds....it was the perfect toss. I don't think anyone could've replicated that no matter how hard they tried....
I’ve never been able to listen to a podcast until now. I love these guys!
Sal, still looking like a Jedi Master working for Complex.
omg when they talked about the “snow superstitions” i always called them “snow rituals” cuz you do all that stuff to make it snow and i’m not even kidding it ALWAYS works. when i was in school we would do all the stuff they listed and then run outside and scream “LET IT SNOW” and it worked!
Elsa: Do you want to build a Snow Man?!?!
Chris: No.
Whenever my friend goes to McDonalds and she orders a bunch of food for herself, when she gets to the second window where you pick up your food she asks for another bag. She said getting the second bag makes people think that she got food for someone else and is going to separate it. Lol
Intro music is what plays thru Chrissy Whitney’s head 24/7
It is what it issssssss
BIG FACTS HUGE
Definitely my favorite episode! 😅 I've replayed the "Forty four Zip zip" way to many times! You guys are just great!!
I really want Q, Joe, or Murr to come on the show and hang out with Chris and Sal. Imagine the laughs....
Man these guys are Talkin about tuna melts at 10 am for me and im hallucinating the smell of one UGHHH do want
How many first bites of Derosa’s sandwiches is Sal having?
Maybe only the first bite is good 😂
Sal counts calories like a person with an ED. Why is this making me so comfy lmfao at least I’m not the only one who talks like that
i skipped that part :/ very triggering
@@drewpy-uy5dh I’m sorry :/ I can see how it could be triggering. I’m quite far into recovery so I had a different reaction. Good job skipping it to reduce triggers. Wishing you well ❤️
I have officially caught up to all the podcasts and i feel very proud of myself because this is some dope content so please dont stop, thanks :)
9:45 did this yesterday 😂... ordered 2 small sodas
38:22 if ya wana skip an hour of ad reads
Sal is genuinely one of the best listeners in the podcast world
As if they told Chris to lose weight for his new series 🤯! The world of tv is so fickle man. Chrissy Calories FTW all day babes!!
Not shocking. Ditch your sketchy ass pod HH, lose weight and pretend to listen to Sal's stories and you're in.
Hey if I'm not a total FF then I think Pimp is editing these. And to that I say HATS OFF because the editing is hilarious 🙌🤠
It’s homelesspimp cuz!!! YAAASSSSSS 🔥🔥🔥
Best show on the internet...that being said..I haven't listened to this episode yet.
Sal's hoody is fire 🙌🏾💥💥💥
Love how the end was just googling random facts lmao
I grew up in Nova Scotia and we would get New York's cable stations. I sooo remember Yolanda Vega!!!!!
am I the only one who is wondering why this video can only go to 360P?
Yeah same here
It happens a lot on RUclips, I think it has something to do with how long the video has been posted. It usually fixes. Itself after 10-30 min
They’re using Vinnys phone to record so she can have access to the raw footage. Protecting her investment.
The High Def versions of YT videos take time to process after uploading.
so weird! sorry guys I filmed and published it in 4k not sure why
I’ve just watched all 12 episodes in 2 days. First podcast I’ve watched - TikTok brought me here. I’m really loving it.
Please bring back the OG music/intro, LOVE YA BABESS
44 zip zip is one of my favorite Sal stories!!!
When I found out that my little brother has to do virtual school instead of having a snow day I almost blew my back out! How ridiculous, they take away the one exciting thing about winter as a child.
Can I just say, toasted English muffin, Nutella, microwave for ten seconds 👌👌👌 best
Only here for Pimpy da Loaf's random zoom in close-ups. Kid's on fire.
appreciate you CUZ!
Chrissy! Just wanna say that you should hold that D3 title with pride ! I know some phenomenal D2 AND D3 Basketball players! As a coach myself it is a privilege to go to college and play ball let alone be a record holder! Just wanted to say congrats on that ! Don't be embarrassed ! ChrissyHOFs !
The editing on these videos is perfect.
I love the quick cuts
When I get that notification I turn into a telescope
you melt me like hot chocolate candy do, but not with hot breath, but with cooool
This poddy woddy gonna make ya sleep for three days my babeey!
@@williammcglone3539 Jus lemme eatcha, one tiiiiime
Oh my baaaaaybee another mommy in the comments
@@jakemedeiros3929 Good to see friends in a strange place! Keep em high and tight Chomo 💯🤘
Good luck boys. (Gonna need it) #BadFriendsPod
Straight to the back. Here for the content.
You guys are great.love your chemistry.you just crack me up
jus rolled a joint beatiful timing pa
Same 🙏🏼
i truly do not think i’ve ever laughed harder at a video, show or podcast than i did just now watching chris trying to beat the record for counting to 100 😭 hands down my favourite podcast i love y’all
ive developed podcast commitment issues
WOW BABE YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT HEADSPACE.COM/HEYBABE HAHAHHAHAHA LOVE YA
The Hellotushy part had me dying!!!!!😂
Make no mistake, a tuna melt is a tuna salad sandwich and grilled cheese in one
Ha yes and that’s what makes it glorious 😂
As long as they don't put any goddamn onions in it! NASTY!!! As if it wasn't pungeant enough.
@@davidperez5089 raw onions or grilled? I feel that's a very important distinction here.
@@davidperez5089 Word! 🧅s are my arch nemesis- ruiner of many a tuna & chicken salad 💀
@@therealunicornselene so true, no these are unfavorable childhood memories where some mothers just made sandwiches. Take it or suffer!
26:00 took 2 years, but finally got her on the pod, and it was amazing!