Undercover Vegetarian | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 44
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2021
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Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
THE BABES are back on the couch and ready to SNUGGLE!!! FALL VIBES BOO! The babes will be in Baltimore this weekend!!!! COME PARTY WITH US YASSSS! Accents are so strange. Shout out Chet Hanks! The Hanks family is very diverse.....Colin Hanks and Chet Hanks need their own tv show. What was something insane you believed in as a little kid. What really happened to JFK? Chris actually talked to Clint Hill who was there the day JFK died. The Wizard of Oz had a lot of drama on the set. The Babes get to the bottom of it. Shout out the KFC Yum Center! Shout out bitcoin. Sal talks about the worst McDonalds experience he has ever had. We find out that Sal is an undercover vegetarian and we learn a secret about THE HOMELESSPIMP! Chris reveals that he saw Roger Federer NUDE.
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The commitment to the Tom Brady bit is borderline impressive at this point.
literally 😂
Shout out to Tom Brady
We’d be remiss to not mention Paddy M’Homes
I didn't realize this was a bit for the longest time. I thought they were prerecorded while Chris was out in LA.
As a KC fan I love it!
“Your boy just straight palmed chicken out of the fryer” TOOK ME OUT OMG 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Every promo Chris does with his webcam looks like he’s in the nicest Iraqi prison.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died cuz I didn't wanna say it...but it does. He got VIP.
That comment was not only hilarious it was brilliant . If you're not a comedy writer you need to be one ASAP 😉
@@Deebeez716 easy, what r u tryin to get in his pants? It was one comment.
@@christinamanweiler3541 That comment was not only hilarious, it was brilliant. You should be a comedy writer too. 😆
It's fun listening to Chrissy because sometimes he unleashes the most incredible facts and sometimes he unleashes the most incredible facts which it turns out he's just made up.
Am I the only one who checks how much time is left whenever one of them starts telling a long story, so that I don’t get “this has been hey babe” ‘d?
You are not alone
We’re all in this together babes
No, that ruins the fun of it!!!
I love the adhd of the babes. Going from a serious topic like JFK conspiracies to figuring out dorthys name is only found on hey babe
That's why it's one of the only pods I watch great stuff
the ruby bit made me scream, chrissy trying to put ruby and dorothy together
This episode had me in stitches the whole damn time, my neighbors must think I'm nuts. Shout out apartments!!!
Neighbors probably watching too and we now they are. Shout out ur neighbors lol
Shout out noise complaints!
The fact sal hasn’t mentioned being a vegetarian on tastebuds is throwing me for a freaking loop
Not a "strict" vegetarian. He will occasionally eat chicken. And sometimes beef...and pork. Again, not a "strict" vegetarian.
@@luciferigno408 which means he tries to not eat meat until he starts feeling like crap and gives in mid day.
Do you think he would let Derosa know that? Lmao He would get torn a new one
I could tell he has altruistic characteristics and respect that he tried to be a vegetarian out of respect to animals.
I’m a 19 year old college student so unfortunately at this point eating McDonald’s alone in the parking lot is an extremely good day for me 😂
the peace that comes from eating alone in ur car is unmatched lmao
I’ve literally stayed in nice hotel rooms and missed the comfort of my car driver seat and phone on the dash playing Chrissy
Nothing like a good meal in the car with a podcast on just chilling on break!
i am 28 and that is a good day for me too :')
It gets beterr.. who am I kidding, no it doesn't.
35:02-44:15 Sal's bad experience at a Wendy's driv thru
was the highlight of this episode for me. Love how many people here looked up the Wendy's in Monticello, NY afterwards.
Homeless pimps background laughs are an instant burst of serotonin 😂, Keep it up babes !!
I’m alone in my closest watching this so my gf doesn’t think I’m gay
just yell out "Shout out Tom Brady" every few minutes, she'll think your watching sports ;)
@@basketkaes genius!
I mean if you’re in the closet….😂
@@HF1.0 😉 bingo. Halloween gets it ...
be in the fog babe
as a kentucky resident, hearing Chrissy repeat "Yum Yum Center" until he's corrected by Google has me in tears; also yall need to come to the Yum Center together now lmao
Sal, babe, you're a Bonfire alum. How can your B's be blown off by Chester Hanks?!?! C'mon babe...
Yes would love for the guys to come to the city
As a Louisville resident, I'd be more than happy to put Chrissy and Sally Babes up in my 1 bedroom apartment. Shout out to 1 bedroom apartments. Shout out Louisville. Shout out shout outs.
“Shout out people that look slow. Shout out people with an IQ under 100” I literally busted out laughing at my desk jfc
Literally the amount of references to prior episodes, shortening of words/terms, shoutouts, and Tom Brady shoutouts make this the best thing ever
I'd like to try and put into words how much I've been enjoying this podcast during quarantine, but I'm not good with words. But here goes...........
And this has been Hey Babe!!!!
Quarantine?
@@Stbuster31 broken spell check.
And I'm gonna keep it. Lol
Pimpys parents allowed him to create his own path and now he's making more than half of college students that graduated. I say they did a good job lol no jail for them.
Cool story man
How much does pimp make per episode?
^^^ Of course the guy who can’t come up with an original comeback would hate on a comment praising homeless pimp’s trail blazing
Very happy outcome for the Pimp
@@d2barbaro pimps a fucking g
Sal”you don’t just go from 0 to Jamaican”💀
Omg as a Chinese West Indian the opening to this was amazing. If Chris and Sal heard my Asian grandma talk their balls would be blown off 😂😂🤣
That throwback intro🔥🔥 Sean Paul is fine, and so is every babe that listens to this pod.
Edit- I had the SAME reaction when I found out Chinese Jamaicans were a thing 😂😂
Some of us are Indian & even white too. “Out of many, one people.”
@@bagjuicemami I knew that cause of Sean Paul and alborosie 😂 but the first time I heard of Chinese Jamaican was when I met them - I was in shock !
Just sat down with my bacon egg and cheese and got notified of the new ep. It's a good morning babes
More importantly, Taco or sandwich?
“There’s no terms applying and nothings changing” The babes have the best ad reads in the game!!
You don’t fast forward through the ads lmao
Wtf is wrong with u. U watch the ads ??? Shits so annoying and long
came to the comments looking for this, i am crying!!
Chris has asked what the gmail is so many times now, I answered him when he said "what's the gmail?"
SAME
I so look forward to see what song they sing "Hey Babe" to In the intros! Hilarious!!!
Sal’s laugh sounds like Curious George 😂😂😭😭
I always thought diddy kong
If they call Dorthy “DARTHy” one more time I’m going to lose my shit
The Wendy’s hand guy reminds me of Scary Movie 3 guy with the fucked up hand that just plows his hand into a bowl of skoopski potatoes.
My Germs!
Scry movie 2 but yes
I live there
YEAH GOT IT. SCARY FUCKING MOVIE 2.
@Cade lmfao my bad hahaha I was having a moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣 someone already corrected me and then you said it and by the time you corrected me, I was already pissed at something else. My apologies, babe. 🤣🤣🥰
First pivot in history from the JFK assas to Wizard of Oz via the word ruby thanks to the wonderful mind of Chrissy Chaos. Tubbaware!
Chrissy: never really did anything gay
Also Chrissy: served an all sport to a naked roger federer
I live by Monticello and can attest it’s the worst Wendy. People normally travel to the one 15 minutes away to avoid it. I’m sharing this with the Wendy lol
Wendy
Lol as a Jamaican… this intro is killing meeeee 😭😭😭😭
Thank you so much for what you do. I recently had a very scary procedure done and I was listening to you guys and was lau
ghing the whole time..you helped me get through! Thank you again!
You guys should mention that the podcast can be watched on RUclips! Or put it in description of podcast on iTunes. I didn’t know until like 3 months later!
This is the BEST INTRO SO FAR 😂😂😂
Man I've got so much anxiety built up this entire month.. one if those months where stuff is piling and piling and you feel you can't get ahead and it's always something .. if I told people what's happened in the last 30 days they'd think I had to be lying...
I swear to God this is the only thing that's made me smile every week . Thank you guys for taking the time to do this podcast
As someone who works in a kitchen, Sal, everyone puts their bare hands on your food.
Not the place I work at bud. Shameful
Pimp's audible groan of utter disappointment sent me at 36:57
First sponsor of the Hey Babe Tour: The Wendy's in Monticello
Caught the Ruby Soho line there Sal, ya mark
The reviews under that Wendy’s are bananas. 😩😩
This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S !
“14 inch sniper rifle bullets” COME ON CHRISSY😂
I thought FOR SURE the tennis story was going to end with “this has been hey babe”
“You don’t just go 0 to Jamaican” 😂 funniest line in the whole podcast. 9:25
Go full Chet Hanks and call someone a bakkalamo in the grocery store, got it.
LOL that spelling is on point
I'm new to this podcast. And I'm in love with the babes!!! They are engaging, funny and the new york accents..."chefs kiss 💋 " all the way from rainy England 🇬🇧
Hey babe!
@@parkerswaxmuseum3746 hey babe 😁
Hey from Australia, oh great and humble ruler! 🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️
@@monsieurdildo 😂😂😂
Welcome to the Hey Babe Family! These guys are my favorite thing about Thursdays! 😊
People in Monticello are just different 😂 I'm in Middletown and would love to bump into the Babes anytime they're in Orange County.
What state? Apparently there are multiple Monticello’s
@@Magnicifent NY lol Sal is up here all the time. Most of the Jokers are, actually.
Facts I’m in beacon ny and go to the casino up there
The anxiety Tuesday pull over?! I need!!
Dark side of the moon you hit play when the MGM Lion roars the 3rd time in the opening credits. 😉 did that alot back in the day lol. 🤣🤣
“Shout out dummies” took me TF OUT 🤣🤣
Babes gone wild 🔥
"shoutout dummies" im weak!!!!
Shoutout Monticello Wendy's!
Hey babe literally cures my anxiety, idk why because I’ve never attached to 2 people I’ve never meet before. 3rd run through the entire pod.
Great show guys! That Wendys story... wow. Good on you Sal for keeping your composure throughout that experience.
This is my life! Googling as I'm talking to someone or watching someone, going down a rabbit hole and trying to make connections.
I swear I live for pimpy's laugh🥰🤣🤣🤣💗
Thank you Babes for getting me through every week❤️
When Sal and Chris started sharing stories I kept checking the time left. I didn’t wanna be hit with the “and this has been hey babe”
You guys friendship is sustaining me as a person, best pod around stay golden babes
Shoutout pimps parents. If you’re watching, and we know you are.
"Shout out dummies." -Chrissy Chaos shouting himself out.
"Roger Federer's D&B" killed me... Thanks for the fun, babes!
37:38 It’s so funny when Sal says “sheen” 😂
Sal and Chris have become two of my favorite people
tears are about to stream down my face at work at this wendy’s story 😂😂
I NEED THAT YELLOW SWEATSHIRT CHRIS, GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME NOW
I used to live near Monticello NY, can confirm that place is quite gross
Lots of Hasidic’s that area. I was from north Jersey on the border of Rockland County, I always remember hearing of Monsey and Monticello having a large population there
Yep!! I’m about 45min from there..... and it’s HORRIBLE!!!!!
46:44 Chris thinks he's quoting Sean Paul but pretty sure it was Daddy Yankee lmao!
Sal not being able to understand a 4for4 is hilarious! 🤣
“Shout out Shit Queen” LMAOOOO
I walked through a drive through a few months ago. And it was a Wendy's. And I loved Every, Fuckin, Bite. 😂
I love watching the babes watch pimp google things.. so pure
Being from louisville hearing y’all shout out the YUM center made me lol so hard
The Monticello McDonald’s is my local McDonald’s and I would not put that past them lol omg
Love the throw pillows
A lot of Chinese/Asians migrate to places in the Caribbean esp Jamaica. I think Jamaica now has up to 2nd generation Asians. Actually common now
Also through indentured servitude after slavery was outlawed back in the 1800s.
@@bagjuicemami in Caribbean history I learnt that indentured slaves mostly came from India. I could be wrong in terms of Jamaica specifically though. But I’m aware of Chinese recently (20 yr) migrating to Caribbean countries for a better life and to escape the one child per couple laws, esp as their country is overpopulated
@@Angellaye Now you’re aware that some have been in Jamaica much longer than that (since 1854, specifically)!
You’re right about indentured servants also having been taken from India too, though.
Colin Hanks best role is in Freddy Got Fingered. The most underrated movie on rotten tomatoes.
When Chris said 12 to 14 inch sniper rounds I knew the man has never owned or shot a gun😂😂
The only reason why I would want to be famous is to google events in my life to refresh my memory like sal and Chris did! 🤣
The jack ruby bit was the funniest and dumbest 3 minutes ever
The line of reasoning they coursed through made my adhd feel so good
@@elianamanriquez4122 SAME
Literally the greatest pod of all time
I live 20 min from Monticello and let me tell you 1.5 stars is generous
That Sean Paul intro lodged that song in my head for the whole ass day
"shoutout looking like your slow but your not" lmaoo
At 18:20 Chrissy sounded a bit like the infamous "What does that mean" guy from the Impractical Jokers episode where Q was trying to shake a stranger's hand. 😂
I love hey babe "hey babes"
Yesss shout out more Rhode Island stuff, Chrissy! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Gotta thank Doug Bell for introducing the world to Sal Vulcano (and ultimately Chrissy D and everyone from impractical jokers). If it wasn’t for Doug I wouldn’t enjoy so much of life. Thanks Doug Bell 🔔.
“Fly high and stay golden”
Fawk yeah homerun
BUGGY DELL
"the muchkins were getting ripped on set" i fucking died hahahahaha
Commenting to get the algorithm up. Keep up the great work fellas! 👍😎
I only have one question for Sal and its... what happened to the "What say you?" Podcast with Q? If it was a personal thing then don't mind this, just a curious fan. Love u, Chris, Joe, and all the jokers, much love.
46:15 silly geesi'' Reminds me of that one helixsleep ad on hyenas were he says baby gorgi 😂
Bbygorgeous
Thanks for the laughs babes!!! 😂❤️
Inside alone!!! Eating in a car with my man no matter what it is.. it’s a vibe.
So excited for Baltimore tomorrow babe!!
My favorite poddy woddy 🥰🥰🥰
love ya babes!! the Lyric show was great!
Great Episode Sal’s drive thru story is so funny
"I don't eat a lot, but when I eat I eat a lot"
I have a bad habit of this too. Some days I will work so much that I forget to eat, but the next day I will have a feast. It's probably really unhealthy.
Homeless Pimp drops out of school in 7th grade and still manages to be more worldly, wise and successful than me and everyone
I know with ..even with our bachelors and masters degrees. Iconic Pimp 😊