CRAZIEST Things You Didn't Know | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 59
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- Опубликовано: 12 янв 2022
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Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
THE BABES are back on the couch! fresh 2022 content!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Kane Tanaka!!! God SPEED! The fart lady is now in the hospital....lets all pray for her. Certain people just don't age. Hide those nipples! What's your least favorite things in life? Sal hates sweat! The beach sucks! Should Sal and Chris get a dog? What's the best kind of dog? Chris has a very special uncle. Chris' uncle is one of the top Cat Show Judges in the world and also is a cat breeder. Are animal breeders sus? The babes gossip about sports....shout out the Steelers and Tom Brady! Strangest sports in the world. Chess Boxing is insane!!! Extreme Ironing is our new national sport. The babes are coming to your city!!!
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I appreciate that Sal is doing hardcore research into what dog is the best fit. We love an ethical dog owner babe
Yes!
We really do!
Honestly, given his criteria, it sounds like a cat would work out well!
Blown away with the amount of stories Chris still has after 58 episodes.
Babebelishment
That's because the majority of them are made up. Doesn't make him any less funny.
He's a bottomless babe
I know. He makes so much up lol. He said he killed the dalmatian with the bleach but according to this episode,they gave it away hahahaha! Silly Chriss
Young Joey Diaz
Extreme ironing sounds exactly like an idea that Impractical Jokers would pitch for one of their focus group challenges.
I literally thought the same thing!
"My uncle Breeds cats"
Pimpy Zooms in on Sal's face !!!!!!! LMAO😂😂
When Crissy says he’s “almost positive” I’m convinced he has no idea if what he’s saying is true or made up 😂
When he says “I’m 100% positive” I still don’t believe him, to be fair.
Called the pandemic the pandy wandy today out loud and felt the strongest WTF glare from the person I was talking to. It is what it is babes. Shout out pandy
The amount of times I’ve caught myself using that, alongside other little words they use..😅
FOG life babe
😂😂😂😂😂
That’s fine babe it really is truly
Shot out pandas. Shot out fraudulent PCR tests.
I love pimps laugh! Really makes things funnier and when he bursts out laughing I laugh even if I wouldn’t have otherwise. Love it
This podcast always flys by cause it's so much fun. Thanks babes
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it.....
@@AgendaInMind WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
AND THIS HAS BEEN HEY BABE!!!
It really does
@@bori13cua Damn Right!
As a korean, with a dog, that plays chess, has nipple puff, and is named kane… this episode really spoke to me 😂
Please have Uncle Russell Webb on the pod! As a cat lover and cemetery enthusiast, I would love it!
Cemetery enthusiast?
@@Kbwintyy i also would like them to elaborate 😂😂
They should have YOU on
@@Kbwintyy Nah, I can't back that up, I just like taking a stroll through a pioneer cemetery in the summertime. I do think running a cemetery would be an interesting job though.
Sal makes me feel like he would be the cool older cousin, but then goes goofy uncle by the next sentence. What a family man lol
Goofy uncles raise cool cousins
@@AndrewMarinoOfficial If he were a family sitcom he would play the entire family.
100% credit my mental health surviving university right now to this podcast. I appreciate you guys so much :)
Uni is tough but you'll miss it once it's gone babe
This is still the best podcast every week! Keep it up boys, look forward to Thursday because of Hey Babe!
Now get Russell Webb on the Pod
Hey babes! It never ceases to amaze me the mysterious facts about Chris's life, and Sal's reaction....like...how have you never told me this before! 😂🙌 Looking forward to the next one babes...
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it.....
@UC9NTzha1ayUap4EC92Bl9nQ It’s a bot my brother lol I always see them too, it’s annoying as hell but I just report the comment multiple times for spam. Nothing else we could really do.
It’s cause Chris makes a lot of shit up lol. Much like Theo Von. Doesn’t take away from the fact that the stories are hilarious.
I would watch 9 more hours of this conversation
its funny how sometimes they forget they are doing the podcast and just ramble at each other its so funny
I will forever be grateful to Pimp for enlightening us about chess boxing. What a world.
$33,000 “you can’t live on that”
Me a teacher, with that exact starting salary:
👁👄👁
Lmfao same
Scrolling looking for this comment …
These episodes are perfect for people that don’t have much friends to talk to… yes I AM THAT PERSON
I can't believe the absolute, randomness that I learn watching this. You guys are awesome!
The intro remixes are legit my favorite part of hey babe. A future album would fly off the shelves like gangbusters. Do it babe!
I think Sal would love a beagle. Ours is so chill and loyal and wasn't too hard to train. He only howls when he's playing rough with our other dog, so since it would be alone I doubt it would be loud. He's the perfect cuddle buddy, definitely the best dog I've ever owned.
Pimp's laugh though!! So funny!
How can Sal say that cats don’t respect personal space… have you ever met a dog… like ever??? 😂 ♥️
Sal your hair is GLORIOUS here
hey babes is literally the highlight of my week, i’m here every Thursday waiting for the ep to drop 😂
Yeah, anything Chrissy Qanon. Taste buds has taken a dip for me ever since Derosa just HAD to be the proprietor of a new bar/sandwich shop. Hey Babe and Chaos Baby!
Sitting here in Gloucester laughing at Sal's pronunciation of Glou-chester 😂and the fact we sit around with goats and shit 😆 do in fact have sheep roaming outside but there's a lot to do here..you guys should definitely come and try cheese rolling
GIVE US AN HOUR AND A HALF NO MORE 1 HOUR WE NEED MORE BABES IN THE WEEK PLZZZZZZ
Cats are so misunderstood 😩 if you had one of your own I swear you’d ‘get it’. They are so hysterical and loving to their owners!! (I just adopted 2 kitten brothers) best decision EVERR.
I love how Sal is educating himself correctly on breeds!!!!!!!
Happy birthday Kane Tanaka
I was totally against cats. They scared the hell out of me for a while, but I'm telling you if you have the right cats they are great. I have to of the coolest cats ever.
No such thing as a cool cat. At the end of the day NO cat WANTS to be living in your house. I can prove it…open your door and see what happens. The next time you see that cat you’ll be peeling it off the road! Cats are stupid and pointless. THEY DO NOTHING, change my mind.
@@Whatarewetalkingabouthere well I opened my door and my cat just stared at me and meowed then went and laid on the couch he couldn’t care less about the outdoors
@@DocEdits_ hey everyone it’s literal Larry! As if I actually thought a cat would run while you stand over it. Leave the door open and leave the cat alone
@@chillinwithchris1536 I have but I’ve never seen a lost car poster CUZ WHO FUCKING CARES!
Cats do protect your property from from bugs and pests, no dog is capable of catching a rat, although I’d rather have a dog myself
Friday-eve? Nah the new phrase is “Thursday is for the babes” ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Lmao "Chess boxing, is that like Wutang?" Sally babes with the sneaks
Sal's description of cat sensuality killed me!
As a hometown yinzer and Steelers fan, I loved the breakdown of the Steelers playoff game chances 😂💛🖤
Sal, you should get a mutt from the pound they’re always the best dogs
Chris, we NEED uncle Russell on the show asap
as soon as I realized what day it was I did not hesitate to open yt and come here immediately.. babes = highlight of my week. also best intro song so far imo, thank you for brightening my day @ sal + chris. (:
Hey Babes! Love you guys so much!!! We need merch though!! I want a babe hoodie it’s getting cold!!!
The golden child references had Chris lost but I remember that part so vividly and i was dying laughing
Ughhhhh the INTRO 😭❤️ chefs kiss! HEY BABESSSSS! TGIT🙌🏻
People hate cats until they get a cat 😂😂 I love both but my cat is cute and knows when to invade personal space haha Pls get uncle Webb on the pod 😭🙌🏻
1st. This show/podcast gives me an unreasonable amount of joy every week!!!!! 2nd. If you do ever get dogs, PLEASE consider adopting.
Every dog is adopted
Now Chris is making points that Karl Pilkington made ages ago. They should meet.
Thursdays are my day off and I wake up early to watch hey babes!!! Absolutely excited for this week's episode.
YASSSS BABES! Bought ticky wickys to the Nashville show this morning as soon a pre sale opened. Can’t wait! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
Sal: if you want to own a dog with zero health issues, adopt a mutt. Been in the veterinary field for over two decades . TRUST. also I have chihuahuas and yeah they will attack anything and anyone most of the time.
My chi is has always been very timid and shy. The only time she ever barks is if she’s sitting on the couch or bed and sees someone walk by the window lol. She was a mill breeder when I rescued her, though, so that may have affected her socialization and confidence. Chi’s are my favorite breed for sure 🖤
SAL!!!!!!! Look at Soft Coated Wheaten Terriers, they don't shed, they're the perfect size, they love to play but also definitely knows how to chill out and take a good nap. AND they're so cute! Like a living stuffed animal
WHAT if you think St. Louis is boring, then you didn’t even look around lol. there’s so much more than meets the eye. tons of fun activities, cool sights, and great food. you guys should definitely give it another chance if you ever have the opportunity.
One episode Chris’ Dalmatian got into Clorox and died in the basement , this episode he gave it away 😂
23 mins in and that cushion is starting to look like a very normal piece of Chris's wardrobe.
Love this 💜
Woah what the f***, 10 minutes in.... and I just realized Chrissy has a pillow in his hood lmao
Thank you Pimp! Can't wait to see the doc!
Godlike intro song on this one hahahahaha
I don’t trust men that don’t like cats lol cats are so awesome. Low maintenance, cuddly, hilarious, chill and go off by themselves sometimes. My cat laid on me once and tapped my face to wake up and two second later I was dying in severe pain and rushed to the ER. It was a kidney stone and my kidney was was swollen and infected and I needed emergency surgery. My sweet boy woke me up I think because he knew something wasn’t right. Little angels
🤣👌🏼 I’m getting to Sal’s reason…LOL my Mom’s dog has an obsession with licking feet. Get! Scram! Hahaha
Love these Babes
YAAASSSS this intro song is most def a hit! Nailed it babes. I love it! You guys rock my world! Love you babes! #GreenDay #HeyBabeDay
Lmaaooo the Green Day intro was too good!
English Bulldogs are the best. Grew up with them & they will make you laugh everyday. 💋🐶⭐️
Great Show! Love you guys!
I am now convinced bc of uncle russel level of importance and power, chrissys whole family is illuminati
“I don’t want to kill cats”
sir nobody thought that, now we do. Wtf man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this shit killed me
My three favorite babes back again (Including ze Pimp, of course)!!
I could listen to hey babe 25/8
Love ya babes
First time watching anything Sal does.
Just saw Sal in Cleveland! Amazing show. BEWARE THE RHYTHM!!
6:43 Chris has had a tough time deciphering fact from fiction. Lmao. Unreal.
54:35 is the fact of the century. I’ve been preaching how bad United is since my first flight when I was 13
On god the babes have made me smile more than anything ever
Sweatshirts are awesome !!! 😂 Also love learning all this new stuff!!!
Listen to me right now the opening hey babe songs are what I live for♥️♥️🤣
Love you babes!
i always fly Southwest babes !!! it’s the best!! any time i’ve ever taken another airline (twice) both my flights got effed up
That Gene Wilder picture from Young Frankenstein is so cool! One of my desert island movies
I have been so busy I haven't been able to spam the comments, but I LOVE YOU BABES! NOPRESH IS THE BEE'S KNEES !!! Thank you for the dope ass content that makes my Monday's & Thursday's the BEST days of the week!❣
I had been sleeping on this pod for way too long, great camaraderie...bc they are just 2 Staten island boooiiissss
I've been listening to History Hyenas a lot lately, and things are just so different now.. RIP. I still cant believe they left eachother.😪
I get to see Sal on Saturday! I wish it was the two of the babes, but it’ll still be good
reading the description made me feel at home in my chaotic brain. keep up the good work you beauties!
I always forget you post on Thursday and then it’s like a surprise to myself every week🥳
hey babe!!!! let’s goooooo
Great job babes now I have green day stuck in my head 🥲😂
Omg Chrissy, my choir director in high school was one of those cat judges. If the cat shows were nearby he'd have us volunteering
Loving the Stiller Love
YAYY FOR NASHVILLE!!!!
21:36 Shout out Cafe Baci!! My go-to birthday dinner spot
Guess my go-to cemetery is gonna have to be Cemetery of the Holy Rood
That pillow head dress is phenomenal
The Green Day Hey Babe song made my whole year
💋 Love it all!
Omg the cheese rolling about killed me. I have Covid and I started laughing so hard that I was coughing so hard I thought I was going to throw up.
Woooooo!
I was screeeeeaaming "DATA!!!" at my computer.
u babes have my heart
man, i wish i was homies with you guys so bad. you legendary people.
Didnt know I needed Green Day to open for Sal and Chris until now
I have a basenji and he is a great dog. Very smart and loves to set on your lap and chill. They are very territorial towards new people, but they adore their owners.
Hey babe podcast was the best birthday present yet!
Half my family is buried at Holy Rood! Beautiful cemetery.
The hey babe algorithm has consumed all my socials and now all I can say is “7 with Warts!”
Yasss babes. Its my favorite day of the week with my favorite guys.. Other than my dogs... And Mondays Tuesdays Fridays. I have 3rd degree burnt arms so this is much needed. Cant believe you forgot kanes birthday shes gonna come see you in a different way beings she is still sexually active. 😅💛
Hope ur burns get better !
@@JonNewman25 slowly but surely. They suck.. But better when i burnt my entire back and asscrack. That was not good.
@@kyleerosee3 I'm sincerely concerned about your relationship with fire after this second admission haha. No but I hope you're truly ok
@@andrestein6022 hahaha this is from my wood stove. Im all alone now since last week. All good in my hood. Well other than the burns.
@@kyleerosee3 Holy shit, my heart hurts now. I hope you are able to enjoy the solitude and not be in that situation very long! You'll be killing it in no time!