ChatGPT Writes Jokes!! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 117
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
- THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! Today the babes are joined by ChatGPT. Will AI replace the babes?!?! Listen to the Jokes they ask the robot AKA ChatGPT and tell us if you think it sounds like Sal and Chris?! Chrissy tells us about his wild week and how he was on Joe Rogan, Tom Segura and Jimmy Kimmel Show!!
The boys are looking fresh today, Chris' color story is a 10 but is his sweater too short and do we love Sal's soft hairdo today? We learn that Sal LOVEs a good ear cleaning but apparently ears are self cleaning. We also learn that having protein after a work out is not true! Be careful when you travel on Air Canada because you may not get Wifi but ultimately nothing matters as long as you have a cute day hanging with your Babes in New York!
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00:00 Babes are Live
2:00 Voice Note Sal
2:44 Pro Ukraine
3:21 Who Did Sal’s Hair?
5:15 Paul Walter Hauser Shout OUT
6:05 Q-Tips Sal!
9:23 Protein Shake Myth
11:36 A.I Anxiety
12:47 Back to the Myth
14:18 Ask ChatGPT
18:03 Sweater Too Short?
19:39 Not Sal’s Merch
20:03 Chris on Jimmy Kimmel
26:19 Smelling Salts on Joe Rogan
27:14 Chrissy’s Crazy Week
29:58 Better Help and More!
32:56 Mushrooms Babes
36:17 Air Canada - WTF No WIFI?!
39:27 Broads and Punani
41:45 Butcher Box and More!!
43:16 Rude Servers
44:26 Fuddy Duddy
45:22 Crazy Week Continued!!
50:39 Cute NY Moments
51:47 Dinner with Jimmy Kimmel
52:35 Bad Rain Road Trip
56:26 Blacked out on Joe Rogan
58:44 Hydrated Chrissy
59:45 No Rest Babe! 
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This the actual new studio setup?
BTW it's ok to clean ears out with q-tips, just do it in a circular motion cleaning the inner wall sides in like a scooping motion. Just don't touch your eardrum, especially hard.
I have better than normal hearing, been using q-tips 3-4 x a week my whole life
The air Canada not having wifi is 100 percent in whoever booked your flight Chrissy. They cheaper out.
[😮😢😢😢😢
Chrissy threw that leg up so quick I was not prepared but I was impressed
I too was Not ready for Chrissy Contortion.
I used to think Chris was doing a bit when he's so nervous and unhinged on other people's podcasts or shows, but now I think he is genuinely struggling with true anxiety and the juggling act he does to make this show happen, on his part, really proves how good of a friend Sal is to him.
He genuinely seemed nervous when I saw him live last year. Then as he went more and more into his set he seemed calmer and relaxed. Amazing show!
Nothing better than a Hey Babe before noon
facts!
YASSSSS
World peace is better
@@BerdFly MDE presents : World Peace
I love getting my breakfast together and enjoying a good ole Hey Babe as I eat and finish my morning routine.
Yay I'm so happy it's just the 2 babes! That's when the show is the best!
Chris is going to have a panic attack when he realizes he did this whole episode with mismatching jewelry.
Or rewatch his Rogan pod
@@leftjab6145 he was all over the place on that pod 😂 he and Joe have very different, but very funny senses of humor
@@EddieHalifax I honestly felt bad for him watching it. He was acting like an insecure school girl lol
@@EddieHalifax also politics. Joe probably doesnt like TT Jerry much. Kinda awkward for Chrissy
Is it just me this is a horrible rushed episodes just promote there crap. It feels like middle aged men trying to stay young
13:50 I love when sal laughs like that 😂😂😂
Gahhh they need to switch sides I need Sally babe on the right ! Lol
But Chris is more yellow vibes 😩
@@lo7173 trueeee
💙 Hey Babes! 💙
Hey babe!
I died laughing when Chrissy goes “he says Theo Von does it religiously” and Sally goes “hmmm, interesting” 😂💀
I just saw that and came to search for a comment about it😂 I think he just did it it a bunch on that episode. Now word around town is ya boys a smelling salt fiend
I smoke weed regularly
Theo Von.... The Chronic Liar Theo Von... Nothing comes out of his mouth That is true ever. Theo's accent slips up a lot in the past, and somehow seems to be getting thicker in newer stuff.
Warms my heart when Chris compliments Sal with such love and precision❤❤❤ God bless!
Hearing Chrissy call Joe Rogan ‘babe’ on his podcast instantly got me wishing Sal was right there with him amongst the chaos of him being blackout 😂
If I'm being honest babes, one episode a week is not enough.
Patreon babe.
Kimmel is gay
@@fixed4816 do they have a no presh Patreon?
I’d say an episode every week is the perfect wait! It’s worth it
@@scubadoc9730 they really do that 😂 I thought they were joking
20:03 Chrissy "sleeves" Distefano is his mafia name.
Hahahahaha yes!!!
Hey babes!! Needed this today! Love you guys
Hey babes! I just wanted to say I watched Chris on Kimmel and he did great! So proud of our babe!
He looked great too didn’t he?
@@wateronfeathers that was my first thought!! I was like the Babe FOR SURE got that suit just for this interview, and it looked great. The glasses were a nice touch as well
This is my favorite friendship in Hollywood
Bro I love how Chrissy says his dad told him to not add a show and enjoy the moment on joe Rogan and then on here he goes maybe adding a second show 😂 😂
Yaaaay back to the couch and anti corner pillow format 🥹😍
right?! thought I was the only one who missed that haha
I love the hey babe intro but the best one was the first one when sal and Chris just said hey babe and turned to camera
I'm with Sal on the qtip thing..I have to clean my ears with a qtip 🙃
It feels so good!
Dude I know how bad it is, but I literally did it less than 15 minutes ago
Yeah we know it’s bad, but it’s the only way sometimes
This is perfect timing! Love you babes!
10 minutes in and this ep is an instant classic! Balls? Blown off.
Tits? Next universe, BLOWN.
AUWF😆🤣😅
I’d just want to smoke a backwood with Pimpy, while they’re riffin the entire time!
Poor Sal 😂 “Hell Yeah! But no…” I feel you dude, fascinating and terrifying in equal measure.
Q tip to the ears is just contagious. I agree with Sal, I'm just use to it daily. 🤷🏾♂️
Been waiting all week love you babes 💕
Both dreading and excited for the day these two run off to Tuscany together.
Cuzzies, make no mistake, hearing Queen V laugh in the background makes me go peeyoing
Protect our parks episode 7 and Chris's appearance on Joe Rogan or the two most shared on Spotify podcast right now! Congratulations I'm so excited to listen to the Rogan episode after this I love you guys!
Love ya babes, appreciate the content. Hopefully get to see a “No PRESH standup tour” one day with the babes and Derosa. Seeing Bobo and Santino in April think about it babes I need to see you guys live 👏🏻
“Did you just have a stroke?” I love Sal so much.
the "you're gonna like the way you look" line killed me!! 👏
LETS GO BABES!!!!
The penetration talk definitely is one for the record books
Omg me and Sal are the same with our Q tips! I HAVE to clean my ears and it feels amazing😅
Hey babes! Another fantastic episode. Chris, you were phenomenal on Jimmy Kimmel! Have a great weekend babes! 💙💙
What are you guys serial killers switch seats immediately!
Where's my babe Cardboard Sal at?! Btw new studio looks amazing ❤️
"That was a unique comparison" LOL!
This show has become one of my favorite podcasts. You guys remind me of me and one of my childhood friends.
That is the new intro!!!!! And Joes creepy lullaby voicemail for taste buds!
I like how Chris is dressed business, Hey Babe casual and then you pan down to the true New Yorker wearing Tims with the outfit
Chris with the thumbs up was hilarious!!
Let's go!!! Happens every week still feel like it never gonna show up lmao 🤣🤣😅😅
Air Canada gets slammed by almost every comedian I've seen on tour. Also Sal's South Park reference "Blame Canada"
Omg I forgot about "Tuesday"!! Thank you for reminding me!
GREAT EP🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Feeling like home again
Love the new studio babes!!
Good to see Sal back in control of himself..his appearance on Legion of Skanks was legendary.
Love the room!
nostalgic vibes in this episode !
Shoutout Thursday
shout out!
That is exactly how I sing that song. 😂😂😂. Please 🙏 make that your permanent intro song. I had to replay it.. Sal’s expression sold it 😂😂😂
Such a fun podcast! The babes have such a great rapport. And I love Venetia's (sp?) laugh :)
Chrissy, imma need that AP bro. Always excited for the babes, and chrissy, you were hilarious on kimmel
Happy Thursday Babes! ❤
🎶you’re body is wonderlaAand 😂😂😂
I love you guys. But my ocd was wondering if you can line the couch up with the line of different colors on the wall??! Sal would so understand 😂😂
To whoever aligned the sofa cushion border with the paint line on the wall: Great attention to detail.
classic chrissy right sides... can't help but love his classic look
I LOVE the AEW “scissor me” shirt Sal is rocking lol!
Sal casually describing roko's paradox lol
Chrissssy D - rocking the AP!
It's ALWAYS a good day when The Babes are talking!
I was at that show in Santa Rosa! Absolutely hilarious Sal!
Hell yeah to Santa Rosa! We out here babe! Come back soon!
Whoa nice set guys
Chrissy sporting an AP Royal Oak. Killin it bro 🙏
Anytime homeless Pimp comes on screen 😍
The south park painting. lmao
chrissy killing it
Giovanni Bresciani, Is Italian for "take care brush ya hair"
Yo that intro song was dope lol
Can't believe the only pillow in the new set has a corner facing Sal 😳
Holy shit! His pills must be working
i love being early for my fav babes
This new studio is perfect
Love the Tokyo Biohacks, Sal. I have a pair myself-with the pink laces in em
YES! The Santa Rosa show was the best! The babes are welcome back anytime!
I know the babes are really busy...but I'm going to need eppys to be like 3 hours long.
Good one guys!
I saw you in Sacramento! Bro that was awesome
Dope watch
Chrissy with the AP on wrist?! Wise investment haha
Chrissy babe, I saw your new show on Vice on RUclips yesterday, March 2nd. It's already out there babe and I love it!
38:07... I was about to walk into a customers home, when I noticed they had a Bloom Cafe sticker on the glass of their screen door... & when the customer answered the door, I was still laughing, like a crazy person.
Congrats to Sally on having a personal stylist at home and luscious hair 💁 Congrats to Chrissy on J.K. and to his patience and perseverance because those sleeves would have driven me crazy!! 😂
Make no mistake! This was a wonderful episode 😊❤
Smell each other's hair. Lol
New intros are the only reason I watch
These babes are the best
That Holiday Inn is by the airport. Man I hope you tried Grill Masters right on Clovis. It's fire!
I refer to my husband as only my old man even though hes younger than me.🤣🤣🤣
I love the background babes
Sal got that acclaimed merch ✌️✌️
Love these new walls babes
BABES LOOKING GOOD TODAY!! CAREFUL WITH THAT ROBOT
I really liked the titlesong. I vote yes!
Good to see Sal loves the Acclaimed scissor me babes ✂️✂️✂️✂️
Intro song ? Lemme tell u suttin … AMAZING ‼️ STAMP IT, BLAMP IT, PERMANENT IT ‼️ it’s official 💪🏾😂
Lmao Chrissy had the WORST time to come to california. We’re experiencing our own weather phenomena in every part of the state 😂