The Babes Do EDIBLES! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 64
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
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Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
THE BABES are on edibles!!!! This is from @chrisdcomedy patreon where we do edibles once a week and check in with the fans. This was filmed on the BABEFEST tour! The babes gossip about life on the road with the No Presh crew. THE BABES ARE DRUNK LETS GO! YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS SWAY!!! Women stops robbery of gas station with a good ole BJ. Alzheimer's is so weird. Sal is scared of death. How do you want to die? What do you want your kids to look like in the future? Comedian Chris Johnston joins the program! Lice all over a H & M in nyc. Lice SUCK. Teachers used to hit people. The babes share a few insane stories with teachers that were SUS to them. Apple Cider vinegar is FIRE. Chris J shares stories from his day as a graffiti artist. Are we living in a simulation? What is dark matter? Do we even know anything about space?!?! A man jumped from outer space.....WTF. Redbull has people doing insane things.
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“To be honest, I’m going to smoke a little as well” - Sal gets it.
right? love those vibes.
Just a real strapped in kid
Yeeeeeeep!
@@andrewtruex He's pretty screwed in as well
Two hours is a long time to wait.
At the beginning there, Sal was so high he forgot about his fear of pillow corners.
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@AgendaInMind I’ll smoke what this man is on
@@IvanR395 lmao
@@AgendaInMind no one cares.... haha
@@AgendaInMind so you can cough out a steak? i don't feel confident of your analysis of whatever you think the problem is.
I love how they’re always like: “Can we get them on the show?”
“We can 1000% get them on the show.”
But it’s always just them lol
Sal: *tells super detailed story*
*pauses*
“What were we talking about again?”
I do that all the time
@@Tommybouy666I do that completely sober😂 I'll walk from my room into the living room and forgot in 10 seconds what I even walked into the room for and have to back track.
I legit love when Sal breaks out into random song during a conversation and Chris tries to sing the words right along and usually does not know them. Makes my heart smile
1000% 😂😂😂
1:21 Sal almost drinks the mic hahah, you know he’s “feelin it”
Lol, nice catch
Good catch lmao
LOL
Hahahahahahaha
@@Daisy31833 how do you know?
This pod is utterly addictive. I feel like we’re all best friends LOL
I can’t stop laughing at Sal’s immediate face change at 17:05 when Chris talks about the wiffle ball bats omg
Youre soooooo right
had to go back 🤣 hysterical
Best part lol
Sal forgetting what he was talking about mid-sentence is so fucking funny
Sal interrupting with songs is killing me 😂
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@AgendaInMind This game you play gets boring no ?
@@AgendaInMind Get help.
@@limjahey5528 I wonder what he said
Two minutes in and Sal is like my uncle when he takes THC 😂🤣 Gonna sing EVERY song
Pretty magical that my best friend and I were juniors in high school when we watched the Impractical Jokers pilot air, and we fell in love with the show and all four guys; and now we're 28 and we can get high and laugh at a high Sal together 🤣❤️
The babes being blasted and reading facts about lettuce and cabbage is just what I needed today.
😁👍
For real!!
“We were walking on North High Street today”
“Ok”
“I mean you were with me…”
“Yep”
“Yeah”
Higher words have never been spoken 😂
Sallys face at 33:23 when Chrissy makes a remarkable statement 😂😂😂
Sal: “Take me through it”
“I came out of the closet on my way to heaven” made me C A C K L E 🤣🤣🤣 Best day of the week ~ Happy Thursday, babes!!! 💃🏻👯
I like that Chrissy thinks that closet isn’t 360 degree clear glass - we all knew what kinda babe he is
YES!!! also king and the sting at midnight eastern time, which i guess thats friday.. but as long as Theo Von is on there it doesn't matter what time... Theo and Chrissy are my top 2 favorites... They have EPIC clips and podcasts with each other
THE GAGA SHIRT I CANNOT!!!! i do love me a sal but chris, you just stole my heart! and i need more High Babe. i cant smoke right now and i need to live vicariously through you 2.🤣✌🏻❤🍃🌱
Sal asking "what were we talking about again" during the tinsel conversation 🤣
I've gone bak to it like 10 times!
I love when people treat tiny edibles with the same energy as people dropping tabs 😂
From my experience edibles hit people so differently depending on who takes them. I smoke a ton of bud and I have a buddy that never smokes it but does edibles, whenever he gives me one I always have at most half of what he does but if he tried to keep up with me smoking it he'd turn pale and have lay down. I did DMT a few days ago for the first time but I didn't think it was that heavy compared to acid or a big dose of shrooms.
To conclude everyone's built different. I think 5mg of weed edibles is about as much as I'd want to do if I had to hold a podcast together. I think maybe my buddy would do at least 20 or more but he wouldn't do more than maybe a couple of toots on a vape.
@@chucknutly3290 wow y’all some fucking light weights
Chrissy Cannabis is 🔥. Sal looks like poetry and “…there’s no Hey anymore it’s just Babe!” 🤣🤣
I enjoy watching them on edibles while on edibles 😂
Same
I was SO unprepared for Sal ROLLING DOWN the staircase oh my GOD 😂😂😂 my forever love. I know it was planned but yeah it just doesn't change at all how hilarious and personally iconic it was for me
Already know this will be an episode I rewatch several times 😂
Sals thinking his teacher was teaching him the strength of tinsel instead of "tensile strength" 🤣
Must have been covered the first 2 weeks of class lol
Ah ha ha ha good call
"He consumes lettuce like a mufugger" had me dying
Pimpy tryna sneak a Patreon episode past us like we would forget. I’ll watch the whole thing again…but I’m on to you Mike
Hahaha exactly!
My thoughts exactly! I was looking forward to a new ep
Oh ok that’s why I was confused about that Derek jeter story and hearing the same exact words I thought I was going insane
Omg thank you I was reading through comments trying to figure out why this was all so familiar 🤭
Binky strikes again.
I love the Giddy look in sal's eyes when he said he was gonna smoke some too, 😂
YASSSS MY BAKED BABES 💯💜
Babes intro with a blunt in my grip
👌🏽
I love how sal just keeps adjusting himself i feel that shit in my core!
I'm absolutely losing it at Pimp "betterhelp" in the background after Sal says he talks about death in therapy 😭😭😭
I thought I was the only one who noticed lmfaooo
Three minutes in and I’m already laughing 😂 this is gonna be a good one
Never have I clicked so fast. Happy Thursday, babes!
Shoutout to pimpy for the consistent upload times lol
No but this was exactly what I needed today!!! Had a case of the Sads® this morning, but you two turned that around for me 😌 and for many others I imagine!!! Thank you guys for being you!
I was a little down today but finding this podcast really cheered me up too. I hit subscribe about ten minutes into it. I love sal from impractical Jokers but I'm gonna look into the others' stand up and other podcasts they've done. Hope you feel better Cierra, nice name by the way. And thanks so much too guys for putting a smile on my face. Much love from the U.K.
Don't be sad...be glad! It ain't that bad!
I'd love to see them try to do a show after smoking some dabs. I bet things would be completely off the rails.🤣
Chrissy would be throwing up and calling for his mommy.
@@JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS. If that's not patreon worthy idk what is.
Ya, the difference between a 5mg edible and a dab is MASSIVE lol
So I ate 200mg and listened to this and let me tell you. Tell you
Sound like my buddy Ryan Onions lol 🤙🍻
“lechuga you think you are” was 🔥
I was sold on this ep. as soon as Chris said and I’m going to smoke a little as well and then it cuts to them singing and I was in love 😂😍💯🙌🏻💚
How much do y’all wanna bet that Sal’s math problem was actually a “tensile strength” not tinsel strength😂😂
Its N U - C L E A R
not
N U K E U L L A R.
😁😁
100000% I was dying when he said "strength of a piece of tinsel"
Came here for this comment 😆
I am so totally sure that Q is the friend Sal is referring to who brought drugs in the club Babes
Doubt it… I would think it would be Ari, Big Jay, or like Sam Morril
At 17:05 Sal's face changing listing to the bat shoving incident.
Someone should tell Chris about bidets; I think that would be a good investment for him
Right? Now I’m afraid to use hotel washcloths to wash my face!
Paul’s boutique one of the best albums ever
Just do this every episode your guys's vibes are so pure I love y'all
That title just got me so hyped. This is gonna be a wild one, Babes!
i clicked so fast
Excpept the edibles they eat wouldnt get a 10 year old high
@@GriseldaBSF410 5mg is absolutely enough to get some people a nice daytime buzz
@@GriseldaBSF410 that's not true If you have no tolerance. Armchair experts. pff.
The cut off to them singing after taking the edibles was genuinely hilarious 😂
I've had such a rough week. I already listened and now I must watch. This was a great ep! Happy Thursday babes! Have a good weekend.
me too :/
No presh always manages to cheer me up!
this brings me a ridiculous amount of serotonin.💛
The tri screen of everyone is such a big brain editing move. You're the man pimp! #ART
I’ve watched this ep probably 20 times. Love the content, love the babes!!! S/O Eddie’s 😮💨♥️
the funniest part is how hard sal laugh when buddy goes, "what that says" cant believe he didnt comment ahahaha the control 52:34
I swear my grandfather is in the running with sals dad for most shots of apple cider vinegar 😂😂
Sal getting hit with the eraser had me dying😂😂😂
Awww… I already saw this one on Chris’s Patreon. But… I’m going to watch again 😂
Me too! 😂 can never get enough of them right 💖😎
Omg I thought I was in the matrix when Chrissy told the joke about his daughters being fat happy lesbians 😂😂 glad I’m not losing my grip on reality!
I thought I was having a deja vu experience
Me too i thought I was losing it which I tend to do sometimes 😂😂 @@TrashParadiseKing
Why? Watch other podcast
LACHUGA YOU THINK YOU ARE HAS ME CRYING OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😭😭😭
This reminds of the time me and cousin got high off nail polish we could not stop laughing
Lol 5mg eddies is like taking flinstones vitamins
Right!? I was like what the fuck!? That's literally like taking nothing hahaha 😂
I desperately want to hear them start the show with Hillary Duff's "Hey Now" verse...It's a must.
Bruh 5 mg…. I’d take that and go visit my grandparents…
They sparked up a blunt too
This has got to be my favorite episode ever!
Gotta catch the episode while it’s up 😂
“nailed it” is my fav sound bite
They already did this on the Chaos Patreon… I was really looking forward to this weeks episode
Yeah I’m pissed tbh because it was the only reason I signed up for his Patreon.
Yeah facts. Kinda bullshit and lazy of them.
I thought I was going crazy because I swore I saw this already.
I’m genuinely sorry for all the patreon subs that have to watch this again but I’m so glad I get to see it 😂
Yeaahh, not a fan of the weed bit. Also, why are they so far apart?? Genuinely curious
The Chris and Eddie show comes to Hey Babe! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Chris and Sal and Eddie Show
Omg in 4th grade my teacher lost it over me & my smart mouth cracking everyone up, and whipped a piece of chalk at me and nailed me on top of my head ...I'll never forget it. Lol
I live right outside of Albany and have heard all of the “Egg” jokes and they still make me laugh lol
This was one of my favorite episodes soo far I love it babes you guys made my morning
5 milligram babies should be the name of this episode. I hope they up the game.
I snort 10-15 5 mg gummies for breakfast, nerds..
5mg? What are you 4? Lol 🤣
43:00 Sal's newest fear generating before our eyes... buying clothing with lice on it.
“Cubic Zarconiums” great band name
Remember a few years back when Sal posted on his Twitter panicking because he took too much edibles? He's come a long way since then!
Sal pertakes in mary jane??? That just made me smile lol
Am I trippin or have I already seen this episode. Maybe on the Chrissy Patreon?
Correction… I have seen it because I will never forget Chris saying he goes knuckle deep when washin his add lmfao
yeah if you read the description of this video is says it’s from a few weeks ago
I'm going back watching these old episodes, even funnier again,.
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!! YASS BABEZ! I JUST TOOK AN EDIBLE AT WORK FOR THIS. LETS GO BABEZ!
Yasss Brittney!!! That the right move!! Viben with babes!
@52:34 "what that says?". Sal immediately wants to hide. Looks over at Pimp thinking "we might need to cut that". That was awesome! lol
Perfect video to get high to always can count on the Babes! Better see Cardboard Sal make an ad appearance or throwing my phone in through my window!
That chris layed a good yoke at the end there ;)
Thank you. So much for posting these early. Work is a breeZe with you guys bein great. Thank you.
I always listen to the pod during my daily smoke sesh so this was a very extra special treat for me to get high with the babes
Your cute u smoke? I smoke Daily too let’s smoke some time cutie
ID JUMP! For the right amount of money !!! I've always wanted to sky dive 😂😂😂😂
I'm so excited just based off the title 😂😂
Already seen it on Chrissy’s Patreon but if you think I’m not watching again, you got another thing comin babe
I would love it more if we can see the two in the same frame :) love you guys!
I knock on glass often saying "*knock on glass, save my ass*" I was really hoping Sal was going to say that when he knocked on glass lol. love these guys ☺️
Sals hair gets more majestic with every episode
My friend used to work front desk at an ER and the same guy, multiple times a month would come in with a Frenchs mustard bottle stuck in his ass. The mustard guy.
TAKE THE WHOLE BAG
I feel like Chris Johnston needs to go on the honey dew podcast lol he seems like he had an interesting life
Honey Dew is the best!
Love Mayo too lol! Funny show guys love it
This would never fly on taste buds 😂😂
I rewatched and rewatched and rewatched cry laughing at sals elementary eraser in face story, the delivery and everything I can’t 🤣😭💀🤣
5 milligrams? LMFAO... That's literally like taking nothing at all hahahaha
Yo we need to get Sway on the pod!!!
Am I nuts or have they posted this episode already?
Ill be seeing Sal tonight in Albany NY tonight!
I love this so much it makes me miss smoking and taking eddies, but it gives me anxiety babes 🙄
Me too! Used to be a proper stoner, now I can’t handle it 😭
Rolling up now 👽💨
over on Bobby Lee's podcast he's crying about his sobriety
over on Hey Babe we're dropping acid
Hey Babe is for the boys
Bobby is also half a century old
it was a joke but your literal response is appreciated
If that's your idea of me being literal and you making a joke then WOW 👏
bro I was talking to Zeno. are you guys really this dense?
I love the singing 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ I'm smoking a bowl right now and this is awesome to smoke to 😂😂