Blow Your Balls OFF | Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! | EP 11
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk Chris has Turophobia aka a fear of cheese, boys announce our flavor of peanut butter is coming to Saratoga Peanut Butter soon, Chris doesn’t know cheese at all, the babes talk Super Bowl and Tom Brady, Tom Brady is the oldest player in NFL, Sal has a crazy story about Aaron Rodgers, The rapper Drake DM’d chris by accident thinking he was Chris Delia, Chris got booked on a hell gig and they meant to book Chris Delia, the babes have their balls blown off by a story, Sal trolls Chris’ dad, Joe Exotic vs Dog the bounty hunter, a quick history of siegfried & Roy, Chris’ lawyer is the guy from the goonies, people can now verify their house, Sal has a bad snack, do you cut mold off food and eat around it?, crazy weird facts about women during pregnancy, chris has a WILD story about his first born, what is mold, Chris hurts his finger in England, Sal curses guys GET OVER IT!, Shout out Edie Falco and Kathrine Narducci, the babes try to figure out what’s going on with Game Stop, The time Chris got Paula Abdul’s number, Impractical Jokers is back!, Chris announces that he has a new series coming to TruTv.
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Not feeling the new intro
@@nathaniellangley7449 thats changing soon! shooting a whole new thing babe!
How do we send you stuff? Like paintings...
Definetly my favorite comedic duo by far! 🤘🏻👽
Shorting a stock involves hedge funds borrowing stock betting that stock will continue on a downward trend, they then buy the stock back at a premium and pocket the difference. What happened with GameStop was the reddit brigade came in and drove the price of the stock up which left the hedge funds holding the bag. Rather than pocket the difference, they had to pay the difference.
Sal is one of the most engaged listeners in the whole podcast game.
Truuuuuu n it’s good cuz makes Chris explain stories n makes em funnier lmaooo
He is the most lovable innocent man child out there!
Pete correale is another.
How about we just rank him high on the human being category.
@@Cornholio17 he’ll blow out your walls tho
Man I get instinctively nervous every time Sal laughs hard, he's going to laugh himself unconscious one of these days. Chris if you can laugh Sal unconscious I'll sign up to Patreon.
@Stephen Morigeau oh shit hahah alright let's hope he doesn't laugh hard enough to get him there. At least he's on a couch 😂
DON'T TEMPT CHRISSY CHAOS HE WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN BABE LOL
This has actually happened to my brother a few times, he laughed so hard he passed out for a minute.. crazy. Scary.
@@denisemarie7991 same here! my dad passed out from laughing so hard, its insane
I'll never be able to watch Impractical Jokers the same again
sal has become one of my favorite humans ever bless this man
Ikr don’t you just love him
@@TatyanaBuie both of them are such good vibes
Sal is literally the perfect friend. Everyone should have a Sal
Loving the dramatic face zoom ins. Especially in the taste buds pod.
I’ve never clicked so quickly on a video...i have developed a crush on them both. Sal i would marry because he’s a good sturdy man and stable. Chris is like a one night thing and a fun time but will ruin my credit score. Love ya babes
YES BABE
Hey Babe
lol!
Sal is a catch, for sure.
@@sarahhayes6014 i have always loved sal. I have an old soul just like him. We can share pillows and eat fine cheeses together ❤️
Chrissy chaos- ”I’ve never heard of burrata”
Sal- shits his pants for 5 minutes in disbelief
I love cheese and I've never heard of burrata cheese either. Guess I need to find it and try it.😁
In the beginning of the pandemic I started listening to Joey Diaz and slowly but surely all I listen to is comedian podcasts and I feel like I have a group of friends that don’t know me
DAS IT
Hey babe
Nosotros papaya
Gang gang
Somos malos amigos
MMPC
Anything Better?
-History Hyenas-
Whisker jingey
#WhatSayYouPod@@idahoplantguy9027
Haha yup
@@idahoplantguy9027 Bad Friends?
Tim Dillion YES or YES
'I'll never eat anything from a sheep' - Chris E Cheese
JUST WHAT IT IS CUZ!!!!
SHEEP ARE SUS
Chris Delia*
@@chrisdcomedy but you ended eating from a goat! lmao
This comment aged well. Like a fine Gouda!
Whoever is behind the camera (pimp..?) laughs a lot.. the person is having their own live comedy show lol
I could take an hour out of my day, everyday, to listen to you guys. Once a week isn't working for me.
“Turn around who’s right behind me? The Chainsmokers” LMFAOOO
“IN A STATE THAT WE ARE BOTH KNOWN NOT TO BE FROM!” I mean does anyone speak better than Sal V?
I was about to say the same thing. His usage of words is extremely refreshing lol
Except Aaron Rodgers IS from California.
Easy no
No. The answer is no.
He gives me serious Seinfeld vibes.
Chrissy “Proper English” Distefano should be getting a pilot for a British Sitcom with that accent 😂
Chris's fake British accent sounds more real than Q's fake British accent.
@@devontamosley4487 😂 totally agree
YAASSSSSSSSSSSS SMASHING BABY!!!!!
@@NoPreshNetwork 😂🤣😂
*That Drake/Chris D'elia thing is fucking gold.*
The Siegfried & Roy segment had me fucking rooollllingggg
PEOPLE GOTTA PUT MORE RESPECT ON THEIR NAMES!!!!!!
I never thought I would wake up to the news that Chris and Sal actually got their own peanut butter
Spoiler alert 🚨
I wonder what flavor it'll be.
Finally!
Spoiler much ???....
@@andrewtodd5203 my apologies.. i don’t typically read the comments before watching the video..😂
I liked the old "hey babe" intro better but still love y'all 💙
Totally agree the first intro was soo funny and good
yes
And ease down on camera twitching
I love the first, first intro the best
True first one way better!
I have ADHD and I have a hard time focusing onto one thing. But these two.... I’m 100% mentally in!! I love these guys!!
This is the best podcast editing I've seen in forever. When things get heated the close ups break me!
"it's like what we're doing now, but we don't have a tiger or 200 million dollars, and we're not having sex at night..............but if you go on the patreon"
lmfao underrated joke
12:13 Good thing Chris D'elia didnt show up to that college party lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was just going to comment this
29:29 "I not gonna toot my own Horn here, get on your knees."
What a gem!
Bro, Chris wants to be the 5th member of impractical jokers so bad.
Its what it is
This made me laugh.
Hahahah your name makes it even better
How is this an hour felt like 15 mins and it's over. Need a 3hr ep
Every time Sal says dungarees it makes my heart smile lmao
Chrissy only knows of “Sick-Freaks and Roids”
We would welcome a Hey Babe Tour with open arms in England! Shout out to Chrissy Calamities for his positive NHS review. It's really not as bad as the US seems to think. We only complain about it because we love complaining. I blame the lack of Vitamin D!
Oh nooo the old intro was IT boys!
agreed!
Yes babe
WE NEED THE OLD INTRO,BABE!
Agreed, babe
I just need a “chrissy tastes ____ for the first time” episode to see his reaction to everything
This is currently my favourite podcast. Love the dynamic between you two, and something about Sal is just so wholesome 🥺🙂
I always listen to the podcast first, and then later watch for the face expressions. This podcast is gold.
Are we not going to talk about the camera zoom, flip, etc.??? Top notch, Pimp (and if not pimp, whoever did the editing)
It was the Pimp!!! SHOUT OUT THP
While watching this podcast, I was literally about to eat Mozzarella string cheese and saw that it had mold on it before I ate it! Freaking wild!
I want Sal's laugh at 52:44 to be my alarm clock sounds 😂
I thought the “small/medium” joke was great babe. Keep it up and your getting property in Puerto Rico!!
I f****** love this show I know you guys got other podcast but I really love this one thanks for putting this together and putting it out in the either. #HeyBabe
Homeless Pimp....never stop zooming in fast. NEVER. STOP. Thanks Babe
Sal ..... "There's no balls there" 😂😂😂
Somebody needs to keep a list of things Chris hasn’t eaten and then have him on taste buds to pick a winner
Pork chops, cheese
Please tell me the boys actual voices saying "Hey babe" during the intro will he brought back by the next episode, lowkey one of my favourite parts of the show.
It will be back!! We are filming a new opener soon!
Heeeyy, what happened to the “Hey Babes” protecting my virginal ears? The minor silences are creating a major void in my heart.
Id rather it not be censored at all but yeah if anything we need that hey babe
They talk about it more than they use it. Such a tease 😭😭
Chris: “Balls; blown off”
Sal: “I saved you money”
Funniest pod ever!
YOU’RE ACTUALLY GETTING YOUR OWN PEANUT BUTTER FLAVOUR OMFG!! Please make it chocolate in some way, I will buy one!
COMING NEXT WEEK BABE! NO PRESH PACK ON YOPEANUT.COM
@@NoPreshNetwork Amazing!! But I just saw that they don’t ship to Canada 😭😭 devastated lol
pimps laugh makes this podcast 110% better than the 1000% it already is compared to any podcast.
"I only like cheese when its melted"
Grilled Cheese: 👁👄👁
I love you guys together, you're doing a great job. Can't miss a single one
I have watched all these in the past 3 days , very glad for a new one !
Chrissy D you've definitely had sheep's milk cheese. The grated cheese that Bert used in his carbonara when u two were on his show. Locatelli is made from sheep's milk babe. ❤
Now that’s what we call a CALLBACK
Hey Babe
reality is a suggestion with Chrissy D
“No Presh Peanut Butter”, love it 🍯
I absolutely love your podcast together! Probably one of the better ones out there and makes me laugh every episode. Thank you 😊
I watch so many podcasts for so many reasons but this one is just the greatest for pure fun!
pimp’s laugh throughout the podcast makes me so happy
This is the beginning of my favorite podcast on RUclips. You two are a breath of fresh gay air lol
OMG I CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH THESE ZOOM INS ADD TO THE HILARITY!! LOVE YOU BABES 🥰
This was the funniest so far, especially talking about England. Naming 5 English towns, 3 cities and 2 counties... no towns 😂😂
I’ve been binge watching all of the videos on this channel and omg I’ve been missing out 🤣
Haha! Love Chris's British accent 🤣 I do love our accent though, especially when it comes to swearing.
Can I just say how good this podcast is?! I haven't missed an episode you guys are so funny and have such great chemistry and seem so relatable, definitely the highlight of my week when theres a new episode.
Not gonna lie cuz, when sal went off, was my favourite part of any hey babe yet.
Let the rage flow, “hey babe” these ff’s.
Gah I have been refreshing non stop waiting for this!!!!!
The camera cuts just get better and better. Award winning editing guys
This is hands down the best podcast out there. I've basically been binging all of the episodes when I have free time. Chris and Sal complement each other so well. They both have such amazing timing and are so genuine. 10/10 lol. JRE can suck it.
I love the zoom ins!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lookin good in that Timmy D hoodie cuz!
Bad cheese, expired meds, seamen inducing birth, and psychosomatic male pregnancy this podcast has everything
THE PODCAST BUFFET BABES!!!!!
Saw clips first time watching the whole podcast. You guys are everywhere and everything non stop and I love every second of it😂😂😂😂
Lmfao !!!! The slow close ups is what's doing it for me 🤣
I love new Hey Babe episode days!!! YAAASSSS!
Anyone else waiting tonight for the new episode of Impractical Jokers
Great Podcast, getting even better each episode. I love the editing and the zooming in, keep doing that. Really hysterical.
To be fair, in the UK I've been to a and e about 5 times in my life. They have always been brilliant, I'm glad you had a good experience. Our NHS are hard working superstars. Big love from London ❤️
The editing is so superb lately LMAO I love it!
We all need a friend like Sal who genuinely listens to what you say
English babe here! I can honestly say we hold you guys in the same regard, love you babes!
Sal's brilliant quick wit and imitation of a 1950s Brooklyn cab driver at 1:08:19 -1:08:26 nearly killed me 🤣 and made me love him even more (and I already ❤ Sal a lot ). Love this duo
I really wish this podcast was more than 1 time a week, even the manscaped promo had me cracking up!! :)
"I don't know how medicines work" -Dr Distefano
This is definitely one of my favorite Podcasts. This one and Bad Friends are the ones that churn my butter. If they all had a group Pod I'd make goat cheese in my shorts.
The part that cracked me up is when he said it cost 5 beans LMFAO
Been waiting for this all week!!! Love the camera work😂
Hey guys whats the wiskey your drinking??
Choked on a mild salsa when he debuted that accent. I hey babe love this podcast. #coldcheese #lactoseintolerant #idontactuallyhavetwitter
@0:01 🎶You had me at #HEYBABE!😘😉😂
*-Love the new theme tune!* 😃
Over 2 years, and this is still why I watch hey babe, maybe one day we get back here.
I thought Chrissy had Cheeto dust on his finger 😂
When the camera zooms in and shakes and sometimes quickly switches to Chris upside down, I literally shit myself, luckily I was just sitting down on the toilet but I laughed so hard I evacuated my bowels. Just caught up on the titanic HH and Chris can really spice things up with his side stories. It is whaddya say
I love the extreme close-ups! Chrissy Quagmires is Cheese-phobic and Sal's breeve game is so strong, no time for all syllables
me, a london girl, feeling like they're talking directly to me when they say they love their uk fans :') love the babes
49:30 "no chance, I couldnt hail anything!" *abrupt cut*
I think we can assume what joke Chrissy made about hailing with the hand gesture he made before the cut lmao
Shout out to the shout outs.
Joe Exotic did do magic. He made tigers and other animals disappear.
This is just the best podcast I've heard so funny and organic.
Best part of the week is getting the notification there’s a new podcast from these guys.
Incredible editing going on in this episode. Love this podcast.
Sal, the feeling you had when Aaron acknowledged you, is the same feeling I'd get if I got to play Dm tag with you. :)
This is perfect. The editing during small portions is like whipped cream on a banana split.
OMG! Backyard Bar Wars with Chris is hilarious!! I've just discovered this podcast and I am in heaven! Two of my favorite guys and comedians. Love it! Shout out Backyard Bar Wars! Shout out Impractical Jokers!
Very soon the sweatshirts won't be good enough, the truly initiated will have a 'fake business' neck tattoo.
Wait, they're changing it to a neck tattoo? But I already have the brand on my ass cheeks!
Saratoga pb & magic spoon cereals are too expensive for us babes...The box legit comes with 5 cups of cereal in it, that will last me 2 bowls.
Still love you both
Being from Bath, I wasn't expecting to hear Chris mention Bath and it's very surprising to here someone talking positively about something in England as a whole 😂 love the podcast guys 💙