Richest Person in History | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 32
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
The babes are back and are talking richest people in history! The episode starts with Chris telling the story of how he BOMBED his stand up comedy set for the Met's owner Steve Cohen's birthday. Chris can't say Impossible. Do any words have in instead of im? How much money would you need to never work ever again? Who was the richest person to ever live on Earth? How many billionaires are on Earth right now? Cristiano Ronaldo Causes Coca-Cola's Value to Plummet $4 Billion. What's going on with Steven Seagal? Steven Seagal has left the US and became a big part of Russia. Steven Seagal is close friends with Vladimir Putin?! Chris has seen Sal get mad before. You ever realize that at one point in your life you were better at basketball than Lebron? Sal went on a tour of Australia. Wedding horror stories! Why is common law married a thing? Is broad bad to call a woman? Can you call your girlfriend the old bag? SHOUT OUT TOM BRADY!!!!
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YAAAASSS
FACTS CHRISSY BABE!!! 😁
Word prepresent
Fun fact about the Mongolians. Their silk shirts acted as armor against arrows. The silk would only allow the arrows to penetrate about a 1/2 inch. That fact is responsible for soldiers of opposing armies. Believing the Mongolians were super humans
@@a.k.4o tell me more
The pillow behind Chris. Point pushed in. Hey babes!
I stared at it almost the whole show! 😂
Make no mistake, cuz. That pillow got cracked open and cleaned out.
@@828_Nate Same! Was also the first thing I noticed. Ha!
He does it for Sal because Sal has said in the past that points bother him
@@alizemontoya9277 Yes, that's why I pointed it out. Now I always look for that. 😀
When Chris gets Sal laughing uncontrollably, I end up joining in. This podcast is pure gold
The PTSD in the phrase “Then the Crab Cakes come out…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love homeless pimps laugh and when he says "oh my god". It's the best.
YASSSS SHOUT OUT THP
Sal’s laughing is contagious and he coughs just like my dad
He farts like my Mom
@@PapaJosh111 I know
Sal would be the ultimate friend to have. It's just what it is babes
Always has been, forever will be Babe
Chrissy too!
I love how Chrissy Cliffhanger picked up right where he left off haha
Brilliant!
Pure gold
Baffled by Chris’s pronunciation of “Genghis” and how it changed half way through the conversation.
Brian Regan got in his ear…
He's actually pronouncing it correctly but switched it to match Sal's old mispronouncation. Should have gone with your got Chrissy!
OH HOW WE LAUGHED!
JENGIS IS COMPLETELY CORRECT PRONUNCIATION (ACCORDING TO DAN CARLIN) (WHO WE KNOW IS WATCHING)
i like how kane tanaka is now the official asset of this pod
first half of every Hey Babe has become Taste Buds while the first half of every Taste Buds has become Hey Babe
My favorite thing in this entire world is when Chrissy mispronounces something and Sal questions him on it. The dialogue and expressions that follow are priceless 💜
Inpossible
I die on the inside Everytime sal corrects Chris's pronunciation of words, but then Chris says it with so much confidence it makes sal question life as he knows it
I bet Jangis Cons' umbiblical cord was inpossible to cut.
*inbiblical
@@poopybody1469 imbiblical
Just put it in some tubberwear
I bet he cut that shit himself
Chuck Nordic did it with his teeth.
Sal now has another argument for Martinis, bombing in front of Billionaires.
I thought of this too 😂🤣
@@chanelmademoiselle-quick1415 Team Joey D or Team Sal?
@@chrissweet6369 no debate I love my home boy sal
@@chanelmademoiselle-quick1415 Hahaha .All day!!
I always think Chris doesn’t know half the songs and just try’s to vibe along with Sal, he always sounds so unsure lol
Shout out Hey Babe for rocking these Thursdays for the podcast world
Sal giggling about "crab cakes come out" is killing me🤣🤣🤣🤣
Babe you scared me for a second!! I was worried Tom Brady wasn’t getting a shoutout this ep 😭
Shout out Chrissy's new baby who's listening right now. And we know you are.
YAAASS SHE'S RIGHT HER WITH VINNY LISTENING
And shout out Tom Brady. He won the Superbowl!
@@ChrissyChaosClips SHE????? Check twitter you've just been cancelled, luckily this is RUclips so nothing truly happened.
Lmao I read that in sals voice
@@mitchellmayer6326 shout-out to The Chiefs they tried man
Whenever my pup hears the hey babe theme song her lil tail starts a-waggin'
"Don't be afraid" so soothing
my name is Sebastian too
@@Thelilbone respect
@@Thelilbone don't be afraid of your feelings babe
Sal correcting Chris on his spelling is hilarious. We all have words we've been saying wrong our whole lives.
DISSstefano! OF COURSE YOU BOMBED 😂
Should have had a margarita!
At the hospital while my son has surgery, so glad they decided to drop this morning been waiting on that notification 🔥 these hour vids feel like 30 mins
Good luck to your son. Hope all goes well.
@@Magnificent_Mustang I appreciate that. Just getting home & getting him sum rest..
Hope your son is recovering well babe
Disliking this video? That’s not very babe of you babe.
BABE WHAT THE HECK BABE
53 people prolly got mad at the babes saying “I think they should put a warning on soda cuz it’s literally poison” 😂
I can’t wait to unwrap the Sal and Chris Christmas album later this year, HIT AFTER HIT BABE
Chrissy pleeeease say “umbiblical cord” in front of Sal
Lmaooo I love you
😂
inbilical chord
Lol he was pronouncing it umbiblical 🤣
🤣🤣🤣😜😜😄😄🤪🤪🤪🤪
When Sal said “im” and made that face I died laughing. Silly Chrissy
I just noticed Sal has cue cards for Jokers framed with, what I can only assume are lovely hand written notes, framed on the wall. Now that’s adorable babe.
They’re from Conan O’Brien - that’s definitely his signature on them. Ca-yoot!
Chrissy: “I haven’t understood anything” 🤣🤣🤣
Currently watching all the episodes of hey babe. Just now started 8 can’t wait to make it here after I’m done with the rest
Instant joy babe. The story of Chrissy Dripdrop bombing with Cohen omg.
Chrissy is a trooper for doing that gig. It was totally worth it though, great story!🤣😂
someone needs to make a compilation of Sal just correcting Chris throughout the podcast 😂
Two of the funniest story tellers on RUclips, without a doubt.
Chris: Jengis Khan
The entirety of History Hyenas: am I a joke to you?
I swear I had 1 minute left and I was commenting, “did that give Tom Brady a shout out?” Love this pod!!!!
I just realized, I've been saying impossible wrong my whole life and I do know how to spell it. Thanks Babe!
A new episode of Hey Babe is the best part of my week.
Love watching Chris’s speech therapy each week on the pod. Y’all are perfect, never change
YOU GOT THIS BABE! AND DON'T WORRY I'VE BOMBED BEFORE, BUT NEVER BEEN OFFERED MONEY TO GET IT OVER WITH 😅😂😂
O please im the only person in this planet bombed more times can count I'm nothing but dust in the wind
THANKS BABE! LET'S GO TELL JOKES TOGETHER AT PEOPLES TABLES WITH NO MIC🙌
The impossible part started just as my mushrooms kicked in and I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. Thank you for making me experience horror and happiness at the same time.
Every Thursday I scream THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! and run to my laptop.
saaaame! but it's always just to myself, i feel like a lunatic 😂😂
@@ayydubs987 Oh no worries I’m definitely the only one in my apartment when I’m screaming And also singing the intro song along with them 🤣❤️
@@jenmiller9518 lol! so true 😌💜💜
Love when a new ep comes out on my birthday, HEY BABES !! 🤍
🎉🎁Happy Birthday!🎉🎁
@@Magnificent_Mustang thank you !!!
FINALLLY!!!! Babes, we can finally get our day started!
HEY BABE THURSDAYS START HERE!
I’ll see the babes and the buddies tonight over at truTV!!! ❤️💜💛
Yaaaaaaas 🙌🏼
Sal’s laugh is so infectious bruh 🤣😂
Thursdays are for the Hey Babes
WELCOME BABES!
These are the only ads I don’t skip through. Top notch!
I’m new and I’ve been watching old episodes back to back and the amount of times theyve brought up Tom Brady has me dying. 😂😂
It's inpossible not to love this poddy woddy
Can't freaking wait for impractical jokers tonight.
_Hey babe!_
And Backyard Bar Wars!!! Shout out Chrissy babe!!!!
“I can’t fight and I’m not a tough person”. Literally, same, Sal. I am literally the same 😂
One of the best episodes by far. Shout out to the babes if you are reading this and i know that you are.
I yearn to have the amount of crazy stories that Chrissy has
I have just as crazy stories but without the celebrities and famous people so yeah his stories are most definitely crazier and more interesting lol
Yaaaaaaassssssss finally. been waiting all morning
Love how Sal is either fainting or coughing when laughing too hard 😂
hey babes thanks for serenading us
I love all the extra bits that they add to each other’s stories, supes presh!
Presh is short for pressure not precious as in "no pressure"
@@DweeD1516 I’m aware, but thanks for the clarification.
@@abigailboegler3891 you're welcome
Thanks babes! I needed this today ❤️
This podcast is the reason for the Tastebuds Crabcake episode, and the Martini episode lol
They definitely did an outfit change between last episode and this episode bc Sally is still wearing the green socks that Chrissy pointed out in ep 31 this has been Hey Babe.
Yasss just what I need! After a long day of work I get to decompress with the truest babes ever, Sal and Chrissy 💕 fuckin blessed lol
That story in the beginning about the Mets owner was so damn funny
super excited i just bought a ticket to see chrissy chaos in nashville this fall. been watching clips from his stand up and would love to witness some chrissy crowdwork 👀.
oh yeah by the way babes, not sure if anyones heard of that one guy tom brady? it's hard to miss him since he's carrying that superbowl win on his back. shouts out buccaneers
ALOHA BABES🤙 Have a blessed weekend and thanks for the KHANtent!
Do you understand how many more people would enjoy and watch this if it was 2hrs+
Wrong. These are long enough, this has been Hey Babe!
Homeless Pimp : “Gay pride’s better than Christmas” CLIP IT!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG I can’t freaking breathe!! I love these two!!
OMG love when Sal laughs so hard - even heard a snort! made my day
I love Chrissy Story time so friggin much dude. 🤣🤣
Martini talk, crossover with taste buds. Maybe Chrissy should have had a margarita.
And Shout Out crab cakes
Shout out lobster rolls!
I absolutely love the anticipation of what the next cliff hanger will be. I hope that bit never stops babes!
“All Ms, babe. Always has been, always will be.”
19:03
🥰😍
The point of the pillow is tucked in behind chris 😂
The way Sal pronounces the word during is like this, “Dooring” the middle of the show 😂😂 he says dooring instead of during. It’s that New York City accent
Chrissy and Sally need their own late night show
.......watch it at night
@@jgarcia2823 ....... you are so smart babe
Dude, I love the cliffhanger endings! I laugh so hard every time. Thanks for the great content and the Thursday boost that gets us all through.
Holy hell that story from the gig was hilarious
I was STRESSSSSED thinking we weren’t going to get our super bowl talk in whewwwww. Love you babes
😆 Sal has the best laugh.
All jokes aside I have been soooo depressed today.. a full grown ass man like in tears..amd im never depressed.. what the fuck.. I needed this
Take shot everytime Chaos says "literally"
Been binging this pod, loving it!!
Chrissy D played in my town of Long Beach recently I thought he was gunna say he bombed there i was so excited for a second for that story hahah
I had such a horrendously stressful week at work this week thank you for this i needed a laugh
Love these babes through rich and poor
Love Chris shouting out my local pub barefoot
lol impossible is such a common word, I love Chris. When Sal asks him what letter it was, he's sounded stoked he knew knew the answer "That's an M!" 18:52
chris's jaw realizing before he does that impossible has an M
Martinis and crab cakes... flashbacks to Tastebuds lol
Lowkey don’t even feel like skipping the ads 🤣
The ad reads are so good I actually listen to them.
Lmfao.I laughed as hard as Sal when he says the crab cakes came out. Nothing goes better with a crab cake then a dirty martini. That is hysterical.
@22:50 "MAYBE I SHOULD UP IT" for some reason just made me laugh (IF I'M BEING 100% HONEST)((SOLID 30 sex...(OH, HOW WE LAUGHED!)) LOVE THESE CRAZY KIDS. SHOUT OUT BABES.
The opening number gave me LIFE on this day 💜💜💜🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 BABES
I love English lessons with Sal
I fucking live for the intro duet, it makes me so happy.
Pimp's laugh in the background is the best.
That profile picture of yours is disrespectful to so many black people.
New zealand fan here!! Please come sal and chrissy too!!