STUCK on the bottom of the Ocean | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 81
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2022
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This week the babes talk about what really makes you a bad dancer. What is dancing? Parents teach you to be insecure before anyone else. Chris got invited on Dancing with The Stars. Chris is all about that backyard summer lifestyle! Sal almost pukes at Chris new weird bedroom habit. Seasonal Allergies are hell! How many time zones are there? Milk is SUS. Bad sleep habits add up. Chris breaks down the last breath documentary. What would you do trapped at the bottom of the ocean.
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“HE’s DOWN ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN FLOOR!!” - Chrissy
“He’s leaving it all out there.” -Sal
This had me laughing so hard.
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8:03
Love a good callback.
"Isn't that a space suit?"
"It's a hoodie"
"It's only in it's 26th season, but continue"
😂😂😂
Lmao Sal is amazing with his one liners
It’s crazy to think that I have spent the last 81 weeks watching hey babe every Thursday and never missing an episode I love you guys
Same bubbaz
Same!
If setting aside an hour a week to watch a podcast is your idea of "crazy" you are the most boring person on earth, bud.
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull 🙄
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull Look at your name. Yeah. Now shut up.
Shoutout to yall for making this podcast ADHD friendly
Shoutout ADHD
I was fully expecting Chrissy to say “this has been Hey Babe” before finishing the movie lol
I literally had to check the time remaining because I though the same thing.
I just watched the doc. Chris butchered everything that happened so badly you'd think he's the kind of person to whip off his boxers to blow his nose.
Hahahah omg yeah he does I’m glad I watched it before
lol i just watched it and came back to watch Chrissy explain the ending... how can he fuck it up this much lol 🤣
@@danagambale9113 same! I watched it after the show then watched his description again and almost nothing matches 😂
Hahahahah same 🤣great doc tho)
I was thinking the same thing 😭
"I'm afraid that nothing happens." When Sal was talking about death that shit hit me hard.
Listen to his honeydew episode, it gets deep
@@dylanturner8800 of this podcast?
@@jessokol Sal on the honeydew with Ryan sickler
@@michaelsilverfoote6272Duuuude. When I was in my teens I had this issue. My grandfather solved it for me.
"The ONLY thing, that is fair in life, is death".
Everyone before and after you will experience it. No matter how rich or poor. Handsome or ugly. Everyone. You aren't alone.
Hopefully once you realize that it is something EVERYONE before and after us had to face, you'll understand that it's the only thing that you, me, and everyone on this planet shares in common.
Knowing that we are all in that together, kind of gave me a weird comfort. Don't waste your life afraid of death, because if you do it's like you never lived in the first place.
Also, say F it and just believe in the afterlife. Be a Christian and believe in it. Because there's no harm no foul. Imagine how mad you'd be if you get there and the big dudes like..nah sorry no entry bro lol.
Good luck man.
Chris; as somebody that recently lost their dad. My greatest memories come from our summer pool days. Your daughters will always remember those full belly laughs 🤍
Agreed!! Some of my best childhood memories are from my dad doing crazy things with us in the pool! 🫣 Love this guy! ❤️
@@MrsParksIsInTheHouse 😭wait what does that emoji imply? blink if u need help
@@trvpvngel Hahaha - No helped needed! That was face was representing Vinny (and my poor mother) as I’m sure they both watched in horror as they saw their baby girls getting launched across a swimming pool by dad. 😂😂😂
Chrissy over here allergic to fake plants 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Red e red sent
Chris JACKED that story up about the documentary LMAO.. Didn't expect anything less. Never change babe.. Never change 🤣
Whats the documentary called?
@@MyDerSan Last Breath
Yea he destroyed it lol it’s almost not even the same documentary
I just finished watching it lol that is not how it happened 😂
I paused this, watched the documentary, came back and the amount of stuff Chris made up and got wrong is WILED!
Listening to Chris "leaving it all out in the pool" was making me crack up, He was so proud lol
I do same thing to my girls toss the hell out of them in the pool they love it and great exercise
This conversation made me so happy. I wish Sal could explain why for me 😂
Literally clenched up when Chrissy was telling that story about the ocean. Shit would be so terrifying babes. Shoutout Kenny’s “spacesuit”
Watch it. Chris fucked the story up so bad, its a good doc though
I’ve literally rewatched this episode 3 times now. it’s become my comfort podcast episode. the leaving it all out there running joke just ALWAYS GEtS ME
I have had this episode downloaded on Spotify since it dropped. It's my go-to for naps in my car when I'm at work. Haha
Chris, it’s not the pool that you leave it all out, it making your kids laugh that you do. So wholesome
"Can you take allergy medicine every day for 20+ years?"
"Maybe that's why I can't dance"
I stopped and laughed at this until I almost puked
“It’s a hoody”
“It’s only on its 26th season”
😆
Working but gotta watch the babes! Happy Thursday babes! 🌝🌞☀🌡
Time goes by too fast when I watch Hey Babe... I'm gonna have to start watching them over again.
Sal getting a panic attack from Chrissys 20 yr + Claritin habit
🤣!!
I was so into the story I looked at the time and I’m like please don’t “This has been Hey Babe” me. This is why I have trust issues
"50%, 100% of the time" - Sal. Hilarious.
When Sal's eyes started to water when he was trying not to heave, I almost died 😂😂
My 5 yr old daughter Dahlila (pronounced Delilah) passed and I've had severe depression ever since.
Y'all don't even know how much joy you bring and how many times you've pulled me out of a bad place. Thanks babes from the bottom of my heart.
Sally babes I'll see you in December!
I'm so sorry for your loss
Wishing you all the love and joy in the world!
I'm so sorry to hear that
So sorry 😞
Thank you babes💓
Noticing Chrissy has sooo much to say lately, dominating the pod.
Gotta say i also hate to get on the dancefloor but will dance in my chair any day. Thought it was just me
Oh.. my... gosh.. the build up to that doc was sooo awesome. Then. Boom dead to covid. This has been hey babe lol I love it so much hahaha
"Slam that blouse!", is now my new favorite way to say "Kick rocks!"
Thanks Babeses!
I just started watching impractical jokers a couple weeks ago and God it is funny
You’re actually lucky to have so many episodes to watch. My favorite episode is from very early on where the Jokers are at a buffet taking food from customers plates. Joe is hilarious on his turn!
chrissy breaking the generational curses 🥹 love to see it!
keep feeding that good wolf 🫶🏽
I've been waiting all morning for my sweet sense of relief for the week. Thanks babes for being you💖
Sal had me dying this episode.
Y'all make my Thursdays! I wish I could have Y'all EVERYDAY! Love y'all
Y'all lol u in the south?
Y'all
I am. 😌 Sweet home Alabama 😁
Pimp has the best editing and timing with footage it's bananas ... Huge fan of how well the episodes are done visually H.P.
Shoutout pimp, we know he’s reading these
“I blow my nose into my shorts. I have no choice, but to do that.” - Chris Distefano. 😂😂
I remember the first time I ever heard of Sal I was watching cable tv like 5 years ago and impractical jokers was on and I LOVED the way he moved lmao 😂 I love how Sal dances
Happy hey babe thursday! We get sal twice in one day today 😇😇
oh? whats the second thing with Sal?!
What else was sal in
IJ?
Impractical Jokers, (6/16) @ 10PM EDT
If you watch reruns then every day can be a Sal Day!
honestly hey babe podcast is one of my favorite podcasts i’ve listened to
Don’t EVER take movie and tv advice from Chrissy , he will describe a completely different film lmaooo
As a latina, I can confirm we just know how to dance out of the womb.
We dance in the womb WEPAAAA 🫶🏽🫶🏽
I CACKLED at Sal’s crane kick anecdote 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Chrissys chair dance made me literally wheezeeee 😩🤣🤣😂
Come on chrissy
Dancing with the Stars be the BIGGEST day time bomb ever
“So when you were a young kid .. & you were at a DISCOTHEQUE…” ❤️💕😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
What a pod, It should be a tradition now to bring up death to sal in every pod 😂
Phlegm and Feet.. Lmao!! That should be the name of an album! This episode has to be the funniest one yet. Seeing Sal keep from puking had me in tears!
I think Chrissy might have watched 'The Last Breath' while playing on an Ipad and only looking up occasionally to glance at the screen. I still want Sal to watch it because you know he would laugh at his retelling of the story with all the wrong facts, and bring it up at some point 🤣
Thanks for another great pod ep babes!
I stopped the Pody Wody....went to Netflix, watched The Last Breath and cried uncontrollably! Came back and finished the pod.
it was an incredible documentary!
Chrissy, you should look into getting allergy shots. I had extremely bad allergies to dust mites cats and pollen, lots of trouble breathing and could hardly breath through my nose often growing up. I got treated with allergy shots (you progressively get shots of what you’re allergic to in greater concentrations over a couple years) and i swear by it, now i have zero allergies to anything and can breathe normally all year long! Definitely recommend.
Hey Mario, what’s the name of the allergy shot? I have similar allergies to you and they’re ruining my life .
Chris- your problem is that you’re waiting to take your 24 hour allergy pill until you wake up. Take it before you go to bed and then you won’t be snotty all night lol… it’ll also make you less drowsy in the morning as it’s settled in by then
Mad respect for Chris this episode for his brutal honesty! 😂 I think you guys should do an episode where you ask the hey babe fans for their most disgusting/shameful habits and just go through and judge each one. Y'know we've all got some nasty ones😂
44:25 Chris just about killed Sal with that one 🤣🤣🤣
This episode was truly physical therapy for the soul. THANK YOU!!!! Life can be a struggle.
50% of the time 100% I leave it all out there. 🤣😂
“Chrissy sad” lmaoooo
I love these two’s energy. So silly
Sad because I finally got done with all the eps so now I have to wait every Thursday to watch the babes
"Did you really 'Hey Babe' it or no?" 💀🤣
As someone who currently is doing immunotherapy shots for allergies, my doctor told me it is absolutely okay to take an allergy pill daily, almost preferred so you don’t have symptoms that could get WORSE.
“All that so you don’t sneeze?” 😂😂
"It's a hoodie" lmfaoooo
So now after pausing this n going to go watch the documentary in question I’m ready to watch the end of this ep . Cheers a bunch . What a hike
I’m glad I paused the Pod and watched that documentary before Chrissy butchered the entire story 😂
#metoo
That fucking ending I can’t believe it. This has indeed been hey babe
26:22 “dANdER???” has me crying
Love you guys so much!❤️
I needed this.
This one’s a banger babes!
Waiting for It's Not Jizz , It's Allergies merch.
this is still one of my fav pods out there. Dont ever change, babes.
This is one of the best episodes ever
LMAO ! Loved this one ! Hey Babe 😍
Sal: “That’s true, they’re probably 5% rayon” 😂😂😂
They say that the only difference between genius and insanity in art is success 👍🏼
Then it looks like we’re all busy watching two geniuses! 😂😂
Babes another platinum video. You guys are legendary
18:00 as long as your moving in the direction you’re wanting, that’s what matters. The initial movement. “Mr. Gibbs, we have our heading.”
Watched the doc, completely incredible!
Chrissy the hair flip was amazing!!!!!
That documentary was amazing!
Sal almost gagging is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
“He might outlive Kane” weeks after Kane decomposed 😂
My favorite episode so far!
never miss a hey babe love y'all
Sal's face and response @ 58:42 took me out!! 😂😂 He was truly disturbed!
He had my XXXtencion too! I had to pause the podcast just to go watch it and then come back to listen to the rest of the show. My goodness, Last Breath was a Rollercoaster of emotion...thank you Chrissy Baby!
Yaaaaasss, my babes are back!!!
My new saying.. " I'm kidding! But it could be true 👀 🤷♀️ " 😂😂😂
Hey Sal! Loved seeing you in Milwaukee and screaming "CRAP!" into the mic. Great show and I hope to see you in the future! P.S. You don't even know how much this made my year and I really appreciate you and the guys. When I was At a really low spot I started watching you guys and I feel 10 times better than I did a year and a half ago. Thanks again and hope you are doing well!
So excited to see you next Friday at Hampton Beach, Sal! I’ve never been to a comedy show before and have been watching jokers since it aired. You always put a smile on my face. 😊🫶🏻
I WAITING FOR THEM TO COME TO COLORADO 🙀👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Hey babes have a great day 😊
56:35 no way he just said the ocean is less explored than space. Does he not know that space is Infinitely expanding?😂😂
After seeing this I went and watched the documentary and it’s probably the most incredible thing I have ever watched
Chrissy babe, you're looking a little jacked lately!
Sally babe, I love the shirt hair!!
I love you both!🥰🖤
Yep Chrissy needs to be on dancing with the stars, just do it!!!
One of the best episodes…This has been hey babe.
Paused it at 57 mins in to go watch that movie/documentary, and OMGGGGGG...... my stomach will be in my throat for the rest of the week now... my gosh.
Sounds like Chris needs a good old fashioned handkerchief 😂
I dig the show babes, the pool shenanigans ring true😂, eyes and sinuses as well
Sal: "Shout out... Pause for emphasis... Different kiiiinds of milk" 😂😂
Sal KILLED it in south bend!! Reeeeeeecolaa!! 😂🤣
Did he mean Kenny?!? 😂😂😂😂 lmao omfg