Dating DISASTER | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 82
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This week the babes talk amazing food. Sal admits he always wanted to open a specialty restaurant that only serves bread and butter. Less options in life is always better. Chris loves Subway. Sal tells some tales from his days working in a deli. Chris talks about his first date DISASTER. Would you do LSD?! Do you remember where you were when Michael Jackson died? Sal tells some stories about his first girlfriend. Woman is selling her boob sweat and making BANK. New Jackass movie is AMAZING. Chris really wants to quit coffee. Sal is loving the Lego Masters series. HEY BABE!
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Babes!!!
Have Chris on impractical jokers
Hi
Sal reading ads standing up
I was walking to Gamestop with my cousin when MJ died. Somebody rode pass and said it randomly.
Sal should open up “bread & butter” next door to Joey Roses
Underrated comment
Bread and butter is a restaurant already
"I want to open a bread store" you mean a 'bakery', Sal?
Or next to joey roses is the taste buds lunchroom with Bread n Butter on the other side
And battle for which is better
The Jamaican accent officially made this one of my top fav episodes ever 😂😂😂
The sign off was amazing 🤣🤣
Straight up, best sign off yet
Same, such a good one!
Sal laughing so hard he threw the mic! 🤣
Sal tossing the mic was great!
Sal’s laugh is so incredibly contagious I love it
Can you even imagine having someone in your life that compliments you like Sal Vulcano? “I love your color story today, what a nice palette. You have a vibrancy about you that you didn’t have prior to wearing that shirt.” I mean…😩 that man is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.
Thursday’s are for the babes! I saw Sal this past weekend and laughed so hard I cried. Shoutout Sal! Chrissy D, please come to Minneapolis soon
MN Nice Babe! Shout out You Betcha!
Shout out Theo Von
Can’t wait I’m going to see him Saturday!!
@@guyledouche6039 damn, you beat me to it my boy. Shout out you
@@what-a-life8097 lol gonna hafta be quicker than that babe. Gang Gang
Bread & Butter sounds like a legit good idea, not too many things better in this life than good fresh bread with some good butter
Love a good loaf
These two belong on a talk show in the morning everyday LOL there hilarious together
They're
Is The View your idea of success?
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull never watched it..... no idea......
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull they're not a morning show, more of an afternoon talk show(given air time & content) like Oprah, Ellen, Maury, Jerry Springer, Rachel Ray; whatever bs they sell to stay-at-home Moms & the unemployed/day stoners lol.
@@what-a-life8097you’re a child.
Thank you babes, I needed a new ep. Today. Life has been hammerfisting my sack lately and I’m excited to forget about it for 55 minutes
Hope you have a better rest of the day!
Everything is temporary my man! Makes the good times even better. Head up, push through. It will always work out in the end!
54 minutes and 3 seconds 😝
The weekend is coming soon hang in there babe! 🥰
God Bless
I freaking love that I finally found the “take it up with bloom cafe” start 😂
My husband and I always wait at least once a month -on a weekend off & binge watch your videos while we’re hella crossfaded and just laugh and have the best time. Sending some California love your way babes !!
Hella cross faded is the most California thing you can say lmao
Me and my friend are obsessed with you guys. We always voice note each other on what bits we found funny.. where we are up to and it's a nice little part of my week. Always gives me something to think about and ponder on with all the conspiracy chat and life questions. Thankyou and homeless pimp for bringing me and my friend closer together ❤️ x
Chrissy Conspiracies'll take you down the rab hole Babe please be careful when you follow the Chaos
For some reason, at 7:29, I busted out laughing when Chrissy said, "One time I was at a Subway. I (widens eyes 👀) was ✨at✨ a Subway." like we wouldn't believe him, lmaooo.
It’s Therapy Thursday! That means I have a therapy appointment, a support group meeting and I listen to my babes. Yeah, I’m a sh*t show but it’s getting better. ✌🏻
lol I was screaming Will Arnett the whole time watching Chris trying to remember 😂😂😂
I find myself yelling at them all the time when they can't remember things!
I’ve only been watching Hey Babe/Taste Buds for a week (despite watching chrissy for a minute now) and they’ve become the only pods I wanna listen to atm. God bless
Hours upon hours of entertainment babe
literally pissing myself over chrissys Jamaican accent i need that to be the permanent heybabe accent
watching chris sing is always a treat. it’s so funny because that man has no idea what he’s doing yet always tries to follow sal’s lead
Sal- you need an olive oil option to dip the bread in for the Italians 😃
Oooh a little Balasmic mix
@@billiegriffiths5925 yas!!
Some salt pepper olive oil and bread yum
Today is my Friday! So happy to start it with the Babes! God bless babes! ❤
27:33 I love Sal’s laugh 😂😂😂
Sal laughing always makes me crack up 😂
*to the halfway house
“Ya gonna take him all the way there?” 😂
my weekly hey babe song is what pulls me through. love you guys
I friggen love you guys 💯🤣 please don’t ever stop doing this podcast and if you do I’m taking it up with BLOOM cafe‼️🤣
I screamed out Will Arnett for like 5 minutes 😆
15:21 in and I was floored. I remember exactly where I was when The tv was flooded with Michael passing. My band were in the studio recording our first ep. I was waiting for them to need me to record vocals and as I put on the tv to entertain myself I saw the news, quietly came into the room where everyone was tracking and said “I need to go home and be with my mother right now”. Her being a massive fan. Still haven’t lived that down.
Come on babes, let’s go ahead and make this a 2 or 3/week podcast
scarcity creates value
Paytcch
You're taking it up with the wrong people
Bread and butter is honestly a phenomenal idea. There is nothing better than a good hot crusty but soft bread with fresh butter. 10/10.
Needed this before work! S/o to the babez and pimpy
Love a good Hey Babe Thursday always looking forward for it every Thursdays. I love the babes ❤️
I love when sal has a freak out laugh and drops the mic lol so funny
What if we all started saying ‘take it up with bloom cafe!!’ So much that they had to make it their slogan? Now that would b a little Chrissy chaos!! Hey babe!!
My reason for living...my weekly Hey Babe airing. ❤️
I don’t normally listen to podcasts… but you guys are fucking awesome watch every week babes!
I bet you also drink Dos Equis.
@@mundanemorselsmundanemorse7028 no?
"That's the thing with me, you can't have me go on to long" lmao!
Take it up with bloom cafe! 🙌🏼😂
Love the show guys
LOVE YOU BABE
😂😂 29:50 I love Sal’s sense of humor 😂 the way he sneaks those “TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!” kills me. When he quietly asked… did she tell you to take it up with Bloom Cafe?” Lol
Also hope he’s saying Bloom cafe bc that’s what I’m hearing lol 😂
I don't get outta bed til I turn this podcast (or This Is Important) on
This is the hardest i have laughed in awhile and we aren't even half way through!
Yes, bread & butter, with different breads and different kinds of butter, wine and beer menu, and up-sale charcuterie boards. I'm in.
Watching this with buds in, dying laughing but trying to keep it down cause the baby is sleeping right next to me. Gotta get the babes in however ya can!
It’s not even just the accent it’s the passion in sal’s chest as he’s scream laughing at Chris do the accent at all aspects of the video
I don't know exactly why...but the way Chriss asks ' Who is Jacob Trembley?" @44:21 is SO wholesome to me. It's like watching a romcom in one second.
Nobody does it better than the Babes! Sal & Chris we love you!!! 😁
Sal next to bread and butter we’re opening my dream coffee shop cup of Joe ❤️😂❤️love both of ya babes
Sals “first girlfriend” story is not adding up and I love it 😂 😂
When Sal threw the microphone hahaha I died 😂
Sal “whata mix!!” Lmaooo
I love how Sal discovered bakeries for the first time during the taping of this episode
Please please please do the steveo pod, sal!!
44:06 was Chris thinking of Twilight? lmao
Thursdays for the babes!! Can’t wait to see you Chrissy in San Francisco!! You guys make my week!
One of the best parts at a nice restaurant is the pre-dinner bread and muffins with different flavors of butter. I would love an all butter/bread spot.
I did a literal spit take when you said "BENETICT CUMBERBATCH" 😅
Gawddd I LOVE my Babes!!
When Chris said "bumbaclot" I spit out my drink. I worked with a Jamaican dude. That is a bloody used tampon lol
I was waiting for Chris to say BECAUSE IM A ISLAND BOYYYYYY🤣🤣🤣🤣
Started the “overcaffeinatimg ourselves” conversation as I was making my afternoon double espresso so I feel very attacked. Also it’s hilarious to summarize Michael pollan as “the guy who does every drug” lmao…. Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.
I always like these videos before I even watch them because I know they are going to be good lol
Lil Chris is unironically fire
Ya mon
Hey babe is my guilty pleasure
Love the podcast, your episodes get me through the day 🙌🏼 💯😅❤️💯
6:40 i love how chris didn’t get that Rolling Stones reference 😂
Good Boys is hilarious 😂😂
Hey babe! I love getting that notification 💙
I’m so excited I bought tickets to seee Chrissy next month. Sally babe your up next I gotta get tickets to see you! Love this pod!
I immediately caught that Dick Lewis is watching nod. Thanks babe!
Loved this episode!
If Bread & Butter had a full liquor license I would 100% go.
Every time Sal laughs really hard, it sounds like Elmo and i can’t unhear it
Omg I love you guys!
More your friendship that I wish I was apart of! I miss me being your friend talking this dumb shit with.
Every take it up w bloom cafe has me dying
I wouldn't mind having that intro for a ring tone 😂😂
Bread and butter sounds amazing!!
Much love for the hey babe fam
Thank goodness for Thursday hey babe time !!
i need that intro as an alarm
"Dat been hey babe" Holy fuck I was dying laughing
I've also had the idea of "bread&butter"
“It’s not a bakery but we’re fresh baking that shit”
I was screaming WILL ARNETT bc I knew exactly who Chris was talking about. haha
Thanks fam. Great show respect mon
I'm so excited to see you Sal tomorrow at Hampton Beach! The only professional comedy show I've ever seen was the Whose Live Is It Anyway which is improv of course, so this will be first stand-up comedy show.
I die every time you guys say, “ALLEGEDLY”.
Will Arnett was on Murderville (Netflix) and was so great at adlibbing! He’s the man and we know he wasn’t on SNL Chrissy Confusion 😋
That Michael Jackson joke had me crying.
I love the bread and butter and beer idea. Love it Sal.
my thursdays have been consumed by babes.
"a flight of bread" 😆 I'd do it
This is my favorite 30min podcast
Can we talk about the Chinese Coin Plant for a second? It's stunning! I can only dream about getting mine to look like that someday.
When they were talking about who was on snl I swore they where thinking of Steven Zahn.. lol
Laughing sal is the highlight of my day!!!!!
never miss the no presh babes love ya
"That been Hey Babe!" Lol
I’ve never heard anyone else talk about good boys!!! such a good movie
As someone who runs a business but has a corporate office. I can tell you less options is the smarter move especially now a days (my corporate office disagrees and they’re slowly killing the business). I’m taking the bread & butter idea
Chris' Jamacian is GOLD
Damn Chris! That Michael Jackson joke was HILARIOUS!