Breast Implants & Scrub Daddies | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 42
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
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Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
THE BABES are BACK in on the couch and ready to dish some TEA. We talk behind the scenes drama of Impractical Jokers. Sal talks about the time he wore fake breasts for a TV show! What country has the most sex? What are healthy shower habits? Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
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This podcast always makes me realize that I have no stories to tell.
Hahaha, that’s hilarious
You do though Jorge, you do... if you really think about it. And I would love to read one, right here, right now.
Everyone has something bro just think of that one time in highschool, we all got one of those 😂 I got a couple
@@RichYork "this one time at bandcamp...."
You do, you will, you’re just getting started
"I've got 9 to 11 pounds of meat on me at all times"
"Wow...9 to 11 pounds....never forget babe"
The fact that Chris only uses a 47 in one soap and a scrub daddy thats probably covered in fabuloso and bleach but yet has perfect skin is a sin
It's the Brooklyn water
His taint itches, so it's not perfect... 🤣🤣
Hahahahha “I wish I was more conscious of my oils”
Those anal warts would beg to differ
@@chrisdrake8270 when he started talking abt the scrub daddy I fckn lost it 😂😂😂
Genuinely the “scoopski potato” chant goes on at my house every time mashed potatoes is made.
Same 😂
I chant it every time I scoop my dog onto the sofa 🙄
We say it when we scoop anything at all. Lol
Yup same. My 9yr old was obsessed
💯
Sal is a genius because every time he talks about a sketch, even if I've seen it, I immediately go look for it and start another impractical jokers binge
Where do U watch impractical jokers
Easiest show to binge in the last 25 years. IJ is like a potato chip, you can't have just one.
I literally watch every day I can’t stop
What is that show, it keeps coming up
I suck and remember movies/tv really well and in depth so rewatching stuff is hard for me haha I'm like how can I remember all this word for word but can't remember EVER where my phone, keys, card, wallet are hahahahhaha
Chrissy did not know what he was getting into when he asked about Sally’s bathroom routine…
Inlove Sally he’s the sweetest man alive ❤️
"Can I take this sticker for my step son" is the most telling inquiry ive heard uttered from that weird face. He's good people.
It's definitely for himself though
@@RolandSpecialSauce can you blame him? That sticker was pretty dope lol.
Very good
Sal’s hygiene routine is literal GOLD.
I wish my OCD was advanced as sal's
These two and homelesspimp are the reason I made it through another week
Same! They always emit such positive energy
Yes
That's very sad
You should see a therapist or go to church or something
Same
babes, you are the glue that holds my week together
Shouts out Chrisy glue gun. 🔫
The glue that holds my fake black tits to my chest
Man those cliff hanger endings got my Laxticity out of whack!
Pimp’s laugh in the background makes every podcast 10 times better
Ad break timestamps:
1st break ends at: 11:48
2nd break ends at: 33:26
3rd break ends at: 47:22
S/O Tom Brady time stamp not to mention Patrick Mahomes
god bless
Sal immediately turned into a grandpa when he started talking about his shower routine 😂
This podcast has helped with my postpartum depression so much thanks babes!
Did you take a really big poo?
I read this really quickly and thought this was a taste buds episode comparing Breast Implants and Scrub Daddies! That would’ve been nuts!!!!!
lmao
😅 Yes!!!
i strive to be at the level of self-care that sal has achieved
I love Homeless Pimp! His laugh makes me smile. We should get married! I’ll be accepting of his artism & autism. 🥰👰🏽♀️
Is this TT Jerry?
@@diehardoutdoors 🤫
I hate his laugh. He sounds like a dying dolphin and laughs at the most random times. He sounds insane.
My boredom with “Call Her Daddy” is what led me to the Babes. I haven’t looked back. #babesforlife
I cried laughing at your shower routine conversation and the revelation of Chris’s probable disease from using a scrub daddy
Re: Impractical Jokes locations
Sal, what about the time you had to go to court for climbing on that statue?? 🥴😂
That was a joke they literally did get a letter in the mail saying don't ever do that again then they forgot to tell Sal that it wasn't going to court they just got a warning and then they made him think he was going to court for it did you not watch the episode well clearly you know about the punishment so you saw the episode but you probably didn't see the intro to the punishment
@@brandi3981 lmao I can’t tell if this is a joke or not 😂😂
i have this anxiety every time they start a good story that imma get hey babed right in the middle.
Anyone else get anxious when it’s towards the end of the pod so and Chris starts off with “let me tell you this I swear to god it’s a true story” YOU KNOW the cliff hanger is coming
I love Sal’s rutine, he’s such a pure, sweet, sensible man ❤️
This was the first ep where I saw the cliffhanger story coming 😂
Same!!!! I had to look at my phone to check the time left for the podcast and was like “ohhh yeah, it’s a cliffhanger!” 😂 we’re catching on!
I can't believe I just found this podcast!!!! It's a funny no drama treat!
I’ve never felt more supported than when Chris said my name is spelled right
I work at bed bath and beyond and one of our most selling items is the Scrub Daddy, it’s funny to me because we get equal amounts of Scrub Daddy to Scrub Mommy ( yes they make it ) and the Daddy always dominates in sales.
The fact that this implies the existence of a scrub baby…. 🤔
The guy made 100s of millions off cut up foam
The Scrub Mommy is so much better though.
Sal is very smart and cool I'm a big fan of him I just watch Impractical Jokers because he's really funny and his laughter is contagious.
Chrissy History
"1941, she was born right in the beginning of WWI. She actually caused WWI."
😂
Especially when WW1 ended in 1918 and WW2 began in 1939! 🤣
As soon as Chris started telling his dating story I checked the time left lol. I don’t trust him now after his last hey babe ending 😂.
sal would be the perfect wife
i feel like i'd be a much cleaner individual if i had a housemate like Sal
Interesting fact, now when I do Google searches, Chris and Sal's voices are in my head reading it. I'm also HAF
4 years in the future. " give it up for the bucs and can't forget Patrick mahomes
I LOVE CALL HER DADDY!!!!! I actually forgot about that Podcast when NoPresh started making BANGERS!!! & I love Pimps "you have..." response to, "Have we talked about this?" lol
22:00
"You probably bleached your asshole and didn't even know it."
Not gonna lie..came to this pod for Chrissy, staying for Sal
Why was I so captivated while listening to Sal explain his shower routine?!
I’ve been watching Hey Babe, Chrissy Chaos, and Impractical Jokers from the start. I grew up in East Rutherford and remember when you guys were filming! We were all so excited when it aired and it was one of the all time best bits 🙌🏼
"If worse comes to shove" I LOVE IT
I don’t brush my teeth in the shower. I think Bacteria can grown more easily on brush. But I don’t think is that normal of a thing people do.
We need a morning routine video from Sal ASAP.
I always know when the “hey Babe” is coming at the end because Chrissy gets the look in his eye when he starts the story 🤣🤣🤣
Love you guys. Thank you for another great episode ❤️😘
Literally laughing out loud the way he’s describing the cat
Broo the fact that they bring up the superbowl and tom brady every single podcast gives me deja vu. 🤣🤣💯
Sal is so handome and amazing... best story-teller, ever!
i didn't know that about Sal's bathroom routine 😅
Why wouldja? You're a freak Mr. Buds if that is your real name
Sals got it right dry off in the shower. My mother drys the walls every time.
nothing makes me happier than listening to sal's routines in detail
Petition for Vogue to make a Sal Vulcano morning routine video
literally the funniest most entertaining podcast ever
I BET YOU LOOKED CUTE WITH THOSE FAKES SALLY🙌
I feel like we can count on Hey Babe, since 2 Bears & Bad Friends have been having a bunch of guests on or their setup isn’t their usual, Hey Babe has stayed pretty consistent to the vibes 😌💖🍃
1:02:15 - Chrissy Stammers in full effect!! 😂 😂 anxiety kicked into overdrive cuz he probably realized as soon as he started “oh shit, Vinny!” 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hey Babe!
hearing sal talk about how heavy breasts are just makes me so happy bc i’m a 38DDD and no one seems to understand just how fucking HEAVY they really are.
Might be weird that this caught my eye but Chris asking if he could take the Potato Parcel sticker for his stepson kind of warms my heart lol 😂 just the little thought about a kid that's not his. Says a lot.
I’m Yolllanda Vega and here’s tonight’s hey babe
If they ever miss congratulating the buccs, tom brady, patrick mahomes and everyone for the superbowl i will be very upset. They need to keep it up until another team wins the superbowl at their home field 😂
Nice heybabe twist this time, didn't see that one coming. I love that this podcast makes me think, about things I could have gone my whole life not thinking about 😂
The Buffet game was always my favorite because I tried it my self and no one said anything for almost an hour.
That mash potatoes bit is, to this day, mine and my husband's absolutely favorite. We laugh about it all the time. So funny.
Chris “literally” Distefano
I am madly in love with Sal, but hearing this kinda stuff makes me realize how incompatible we are. What a bummer.
CHRIS! Can you sign my Chaos jersey when you come to Baltimore? I'll be in the 2nd row with my sharpie 😁❤ ! Love and Lacticity
As a Polish person, thank you for the recognition Chrissy hahaha
Happy Hey Babe Thursday, Babes!
god damnit chris made that whole story up at the end just to make the outro legendary, criminaly underrated bravo
“Excuse me, do you know where the subway is?” Me: “up your ass and to the left.” Patreon suggestion: Sal sings a Bruno song while Chris wears a cone of shame for not knowing the Scoopski bit. Can’t wait for the tour, see you in Idaho (home of all things potatoes) Thank you babes for the smiles, your fans love you!
I’m so happy that I’m years behind on this pod. I can binge for months at this point. Grade A content!
I think the comments about the potatoes are so funny and that episode is hilarious because that's exactly how you say my last name 😂😂😂😂😂
I want someone to look at me the way Chris looks at Sal @ 55:20
Scrub Daddy sales about to go crazy, start investing to the moon!!
I love Chris's love for his children. He's obviously a great dad
One of the best episode of the year
Chrissy jumping the gun when Pimp asked “would you rather...” immediately answering “Georgia” 😂😂 34:30
I needed some Hey Babe in my cup! Now i am full to the brim!
Yasss .. Sal, I towel off in the shower as well..I freeze way to easily.. I also at times leave the shower running behind me with the warmth and steam providing comfort as I dry off because I cannot stand being cold and wet haha. I think there is something seriously wrong with people who can just whip back the shower curtain and reach for the towel. That's just too much for me.
Scoopski potato episode was one of my absolute favorite episodes. It may have been one of the first one which made me love the show so much.
I wish they would spend time every week talking about impractical jokers. Nothing makes me hyena laugh like that show
Low-key those 🥔 guys know how to market. They created suspense and mystery inside Sal. Now they have him talking about it for 5 minutes.
Y’all I had a brand new pack of scrub daddy’s and just used it in the shower before I shaved my legs and it was amazing. Thank you Chrissy (also should out Chrissy and pimp I met you at the bar at punchline Philly after Chrissy’s stand up show) you, sal, and pimp have encouraged me to chase my dream and start my own photography business and podcast. Love ya babes.
*shout out I’m dyslexic and am bad at typing should out to the dyslexic community!
How’s the Pod going?
Sals recount of scoopsy potatoes made my night😂😂🙌🏼
SCOOOPSYYY POTATOOESSSSS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 One of my favorite episodes!!!
I have to admit I was always attracted to sal but after I heard his shower routine I looovvveee how clean he is
40:30 ....Um..... Pillow corner pointing directly his way but Sal didn't notice? 🤔 ...... I have questions .
I thought the same thing!
These shows are like podcast versions of modern Seinfeld episodes.
Sal is on a coke binge like I've seen before.
I'd enjoy these much more if I was too.
You can’t even trust the coke these days sadly
Shower gloves is where it’s at. They have changed my life
Shout out Tom Brady.
This shit is seriously gonna go a year.
I’m starting to get good at predicting Chrissy’s hey babe sign offs haha
My favorite part of this show is the intro when sal moves his head like he's watching a fly from left to right
Always fun to listen to you guys, thanks for the #consistency of the episodes!
this podcast is one of the only things that i look forward to every week
Sals shower and bathroom routine is almost exactly like mine, everything makes logical sense
Not me being Irish and German......nope lmaooooo
Sal has the same bathroom routine as Patrick Bateman
When Sally said he was afraid of cats, my cat was sitting next to me and I said to her "how can you be afraid of cats?" all cute and shit and she smacked me in the face so.. fair enough lmao
The scoopski potato chant happens in my home when we have mashed potatoes i can confirm that. Thanks Sal now ill be watching impractical all day again today😂
I just wish it streamed off anything but hbo cause it genuinely sucks it freezes constantly here so i have to watch it from my phone.
Also i too get fully dry before coming out of the shower I am so happy that im not alone in this.
Chris thinking of his stepson for the potato sticker. #familygoals