Your Mom Got Mugged?! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 17
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk Brian Regan's new episode, bitcoin again?!? Manscaped sent Chris something weird, we don't curse get over it! Shout out Biggie!, Are sequels cursed? Shout out Coming To America 2, Rick Ross' mansion used for Coming To America 2, the babes talk about their favorite sequels, Chris is packing for LA and its overwhelming, Chris is not gonna being clothes with him, Chris hates the apple watch, Sal travels with batteries in case the remote is dead at a hotel, gross hotel stories, Sal once stormed out of a hotel, new Hey Babe game is Sal or Serial Killer?, you better rob the right house or things will go badly, Chris' mom got mugged, bodegas were a BIG part of Chris' life growing up, shout out bodega cats!, Burglary vs thief, althlesuire, do you wear pajamas to bed?, Sal is about that comfort life, Chris’s uncle melts kneecaps, the episode ends on a Sal cliffhanger of a story: who robbed his house?! Is Chris' uncle a hero or villain? Let us know in the comments!
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YASSSSSSS!!!! IM LIT OFF THAT PIQUE TEA BABES
@@user-pb1ko8il3w OH YASSSSSSS!
I wish I could hang with you guys all day as a natural anti-depressant!! Thank you!!! Props to Tom Brady for just winning the Super Bowl ;-)
love this, but for the love of god get better microphones!
Every time the camera zooms in on Sal I die! And every time Chris says “Did I ever tell you about the time...?” I know we are in for the BEST story ever
I don't understand how Chrissy missed the convict bus. His family is filled with criminals. But, whatever, now we get a treasure trove of insane stories.
Facts
He missed the convict bus because he makes up stories off the cuff that didn’t happen...aka he makes up shit....he’s Bert Kreischer ...without the joke stealing.
@@JA-ur8cx because of his mom. She kept him on the straight and narrow, cuzzy wuzzy.
This podcast gives me life
YOU ARE LIFE! SHOUT OUT STEVEN!
Daily Dropout gives me life
IT IS LIFE!
SAME!! 🙋🏻♀️
Ferks
Any time Chris says "I genuinely..." or "I'm being 100% honest with you...", buckle up it's gonna be a good story
If your brother-in-law isn’t melting the knees off people who wrong you, is he really family? 🤣 RIP Uncle Victor, true BAMF
Man, I gotta start melting kneecaps! 😶
Don't wanna be a bad uncle!
Bet
We need a movie about Chris' uncle. Chris can play him while Sal plays Chris
I’d crowdfund that ish for sure
Genius
Yaaaaas
very much needed in today's day and world
God please... I need a win, please make this happen! 🙏
The overall giddiness i feel when Chris says "did I ever tell you the story when..." is UNMATCHED
the chaos these two bring together is fascinating to witness.
Hair can change color over night. It happened to Tim Allen when he became Santa Clause in ‘94.
BIG FACTS! LOL HOW COULD WE DARE FORGET THAT?
@@NoPreshNetwork Sal is Santa confirmed
damn you sniped that
#ChrissySantaClaws!😂😎🖖🏾🤗
What’s the callback to Chris’s mom dating Santa and Chris thinking Rob was really Santa?
It’s in ether and I just can’t pull it out.
i'm always so excited to see which song will get a hey babe rendition in the beginning
Shut up
me too, its the little things that make this pod special
@@jordanjae no u
This one reminds me of Andrew Shultzs fashion song
My favorite was their rendition of Bad, And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again HEY BABE! 👋
I swear to God if the next episode doesn't start with sals story, I'm burnin' someone's knee caps.
🕯🕯🕯🕯
Lmao
Me waiting for Sal's story in the beginning of being robbed while he was home.
👁👄👁
Really though 😩 I thought I was the only one who really wanted to hear how the ef that happened.
i love that chrissy's mom getting mugged is the LEAST interesting part of that story
If they called it "uncle melts knees off" we might have seen that juicy part coming
@thatguy 00 Chrissy's throwing mad flava in hiz ear like #CraigMACK!💯😎🖖🏾
Lmaoooo
You guys talking to each other is what my brain sounds like before bed. I save your pods for bedtime now and it gives the voices a break from creating dialog and I can just listen drift off peacefully.
Thanks babes.
WE ARE HERE FOR YOU BABE
The superbowl bit is funny every single time
but also, shoutout to the Kansas City Cheifs
Sal yelling “he welded his knees off” ..... I’m officially deceased 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“People like it when we stick to one topic”
*doesn’t finish the grey hair story till the end of the show*
This is why I love this show. Always on the edge of my seat 😂
This is a clean poscast.
2 mins earlier: PUBES
Tom Brady's amazing achievement will be celebrated for all of eternity, apparently.
I checked to see if I wasn’t re-watching one of the last episodes.. it’s what it is cuzzie
I get confused every time. Like wondering when this was recorded or if I clicked the wrong video.
Right after he says we don’t pre record a shit ton of episodes 😭
Chris is in LA for 3 months I think so it only makes sense
This is my favorite I die laughing everytime
Anyone else ever find themselves re-watching? I can't get enough of these babes!!❤🔥🙌🏻
just found this podcast last week. I've literally binged all of then and have caught up to current. You guys need to make more stuff/ and or longer episodes. I've cried laughing multiple times in the last week 🤣
Babes make no mistake, this has easily become my new favorite podcast, I start looking forward to 11:00 on thursdays everyday now
YASSSSS LOVE YA BABE!
THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!
Cayuuuuuute!
Same here. And Monday's for Tastebuds👌
@@NoPreshNetwork babe thirsty Thursdays R absolute must
In the midst of that crazy ass story and Chris yells “My phone’s watch is ringing!!!” Lmfaooo this too much!
Literally in tears at sals reaction to Chris’ story about his uncle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
People from tiktok: Uncle welds kneecaps story at 33:40
SHOUT OUT TIK TOK
Thanks
I'm SO happy that I skipped that tiktok because I didn't want to spoil the podcast for myself and omg what the best time to actually skip a spoiler
Thank you I came straight here looking for this because I needed to know more 😂
You're the illest thank you
EVERYBODY'S THURSDAYS HAVE JUST GOTTEN BETTER!!! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
YOU ALREADY KNOW BABE!!!
Shoutout to Pimpy for keeping the boys on track. God bless.
My love for Sal & Chris ( especially Sal LOL ) is unhealthy 😂😍
can these be 2 hours long please😂 i never get tired of hearing you both ramble🤣
“🎶I feel so close to you, hey babe🎶” will be stuck in my head until next thursday. HEY BABES!!!
I've been humming this in my head since yesterday, HEY BABE!
This podcast is HANDS DOWN my favorite podcast! You guys are hilarious, I’m laughing the whole time 🤣🤣👏🏼
By the time you get back to ‘grey hair’, you’ll both have turned full blown greyhounds.
**Wolf howls!** 🔊
Sometimes... wondering if they'll actually get back to a story that they branched away from, gives me severe mounting anxiety 😭😂
I used to have mounting anxiety... It's best to rub one out first and you'll be much less anxious.
The best pod about right now make no mistake about it - the chem, the stories, the Tyson merch s/o Tom Brady
Sal with the Zeppelin reference! exactly where my mind went when Chrissy Cali says he’s going to california.. with an achin’
Thank you guys for keeping me entertained while I clean my house like a maniac.
This is for anyone who’s here for the mugging story, it starts at 33:30
Legend
You're good people
You don’t come here to just watch clips bud
Bless you sir
Coffee and the babes! Life is good
SHOUT OUT COFFEE!
A blunt and the babes! Life is good
On the beers all ready coz of the babes
YES! EVERY THURSDAY BABE!
@@NoPreshNetwork when pokemon came out coffee wasn't the same cause of Jessie's from team rocket
Mad respect to sal for the Led Zeppelin knowledge 🤘
i bet a dollar theyre not gonna pick up from where they left off for sals story next episode
I’m still waiting on Chrissy’s David Blaine story from like 10 episodes ago
I'm still waiting for him to eat bologna And a pork chop and may I just ask which Re- decided on the spelling of bologna
I just want to step into Chris’ mind for an entire day.
Chrissy Chaos Uncle is a goddamn HERO, I honestly have never admired someone so much, RIP UNCLE TORCHY TORCH❤️
Here from Tik Tok. This is the combo of my dreams that I didn't know I needed.
THIS SHOW IS THE GOAT AS THE YOUNG KIDS SAY 🔥 love y’all
SHOUT OUT GOATS
@@chrisdcomedy Greatest. Of. All. Time g.o.a.t also G.F.E great 4 everyone
Absolutely sensational podcast.
You two give each other space to complete ideas, premises, stories and bits. Fantastic.
😲 “WHAaaaaaaaat!?!?!!” 🤣🤣 incredible episode guys!! Laughing sooo much the whole time!!!
OK LISTEN YOUR GURL HAS THERAPY BUT SHE'S COMING BACK ASAP TO WATCH THIS. HEY BABES!!!!!!
HAVE A GOOD THERAPY SESSION ALL THE BEST TO YOU . ITS A GREAT EPISODE
@@Lauren-vu9ih thank you!!!!!
SHOUT OUT THERAPY! APPRECIATE YOU BABE
IM IN BED DETOXING OF OPIATES, AND I WANTED TO TEXT IN ALL CAPS ALSO. HEY BABE
@@cotyperry4634 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAKING FUN OF ME HEY BABE!!!!!!
I love how loud pimp is when he laughs it's hilarious honestly 😂
These have been some of the best podcasts I’ve ever seen, I can’t wait till next week’s episode!
The energy in this show is unmatched... love it
Perfect timing!!!!!! I just finished my energy drink and have a mouth full of blew chews. This shows gonna be a banger. 👌
LETS GO!!! BANGERS ONLY BABE
@@NoPreshNetwork shout out miley bangers album bangzers song w/ britney bitch
The uncle was a straight up hero.....no question!!!!
Chrissy minimalist won’t go more than 5 minutes when he realizes he won’t have wifi😂
Thursday’s are one of my favorite days of the week! Thanks Babes!
Sal talking about his fear of losing power in all of his devices...I’ve never related to anything more in my whole life. We’re not sociopaths. We’re prepared!
You know who else always prepared? TED BUNDY!
It’s what it is, babe
@@taylordial9107 Dude was prepared. You're not wrong, babe.
Thank you. There’s nothing wrong with being prepared.
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail!!!
Dont want the victims getting to the cops on ya babe.
(At 9:55)
CHRIS: “Shout out Moustafa.”
SIMBA: “Uhh...my dad’s name was Mufasa.” 🦁
As if Sal didn't catch that one
One of my favorite episodes so far. So much fun these guys.
Sal never circled back to the grey hair ... so that will be on my mind until future notice.
That 4 minute long Bodega description felt like an ad read and got me wanting to go to a Bodega
it kills me that sal didn’t finish the story 😭 not the cliffhangerrrrr
I CAN’T WAIT TO GET COMFY AND LISTEN TO STORIES ABOUT CHRIS’ UNCLE🖤😩
Best pod in all the land 📣💜 The opening duet was my fav so far, “duh nuh, duh nuh” 💀
Calvin Harris when Feel So Close gets a random spike in listens thanks to HEY BABE babes 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU, HEY BAAAABE 👋🎶
sal talking about bringing batteries with him to every hotel he stays at is both the most unhinged and genius thing i’ve ever heard
When Sal snuck in that "white owl" when they were talking about bodegas...chris tucker started talking in my head.. "thats my dawg, thats my dawg.."
I had a teacher in high school who took time off after her sister passed, and she came back with completely grey hair. So, Sal, you're right!
Is it possible that she already had completely grey hair but used to dye it but then after her sister’s passing, she was too depressed to dye her hair so decided to just embrace the greyness
Sals reaction to the mugging story especially the “WHATTTTTTTTT” kills me every single time without fail😂I wanna make that my alarm/text tone so bad
Some of the only ads I don’t skip 😂😂🔥🔥🤙🏼🤙🏼
Rewatching this and I think this might be my favorite ep. along with Chris’ story of how his dogs died 😂 RIP Larry and Cruella
Was so sad when I finally caught up and heard/watched them all. Thankful for a new episode!!!
I get this and Taste Bud’s intro song stuck in my head every week!! 🤣
SHOUT OUT CASEY CASEY JOST
@@NoPreshNetwork Casey, you’re the shit!
When Sal said stroke and Chris pointed I screamed 😭😭
Chrissy: I'm going to live below my means
2.8 seconds later
Chrissy: I just got this Apple watch to track my calories
The slow pushes on Sal are the best 😂
Lmao they shoutout the super bowl every episode
Horrible Bosses 2 was FANTASTIC!!!❤️
Maybe it's the acid talking... but this is one of the best episodes in podcasting history
The day just got better. Something inside just jumped a little seeing a new ep. Luv you guys!
ALWAYS GOTTA DANCE TO THAT INTRO BABES
L❤VES it
I don’t know what was better, Chris’ uncle story, or Sal’s reaction to it 🤣 love the pod, babes. Every week.
this podcast gives me more serotonin than my lexapro and adderal combined
The descriptive bodega rundown is classic. And true.
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard ...
Everyone's too young to remember that song. Except for me ofcourse
F'n Crash Test Dummies. YASSSSSSS
hmm
Danny phantom?
Perfect reference 👌 #imissthe90s
the woah got me😭😂😂
MY FAV BABES!!!!
YASSSSSS
Live in Mass and I do wear a hat to bed in the winter. It’s so comfy, warm and cozy. Keeping my ears covered also is a calming thing to help me sleep.
My favorite part of every podcast is homeless pimp laughing when it gets quiet
By FAR the most interesting, honest and entertaining podcast ever! The chemistry is so real. Much love Babes, appreciate you guys.
You know you’ve been listening too much when none of chris’ stories shock you anymore
40:10
"He had to make a statement." 🤣🤣🤣
Uncle Vic is BATMAN!
Sal has the most perfect style of communicating. Had never heard of him and now I can’t get enough😂
Getting us through another pandemic Thursday. Hey babes. Hope neither of yinz ran into a celeb since the last podcast.
yeah
this podcast is the only thing that got me through my COVID isolation
WE ARE HERE FOR YOU BABE!
Bad Boys II and Terminator 2 were awesome!
Editing is really top tier. Underrated aspect of the pod. Shout out homeless pimpy!
THANKS BABE!!!
First love you guys!!! Hey BABES!’
This is my favorite podcast by far
Name a better duo than Chris and bitcoin
YASSSSSSSSSS
Hey Babe is always one topic. The topic is two friends having a conversation.
Uncle Victor is the TRUE definition of a hero