Gay Babe | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 27

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  • Опубликовано: 2 июн 2021
  • Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
    THE BABES are celebrating Pride Month! WELCOME TO GAY BABE! The 10 steps to becoming GAY. The babes finally get to Chris Distefano's David Blaine story!!! SAL IS A DAVID BLAINE FAN GIRL. Shout out magic! Sal has a really embarrassing message he DM'd to David Blaine.....Sal also admits that he's been keeping a journal since the early 1990s. We explore Sal's life through his journal entires GAY BABE! Chris can not believe the DM's Sal sent to David Blaine. What's the gayest food? Sal got a really weird email. Chris talks about the time he got Catfished.....Sal talks about a past AOL based romance he had. SHOUT OUT TOM BRADY! GAY BABE!
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Комментарии • 647

  • @trvpvngel
    @trvpvngel 3 года назад +373

    Petition for them to make it a new segment where Chris says a random date and sal reads what he wrote down for that day.

  • @masonjinks5872
    @masonjinks5872 3 года назад +496

    Sal: I have kept a daily journal since 1993
    Also Sal: I’m not a serial killer

  • @ashavila7999
    @ashavila7999 3 года назад +452

    Chris asking if sal had the day they met written down is the most wholesome and pure thing ever

    • @DMB088
      @DMB088 3 года назад +13

      I was hoping he could find it so they could relive it together with us 🥰

    • @barnesy5cs693
      @barnesy5cs693 3 года назад +4

      S’cute

    • @TheTaradaktyll
      @TheTaradaktyll 3 года назад +3

      Needy Chrissy Greedy Chrissy! Ha! I hope the best for them both but I hope they become roommates when Vinny leaves chris.

    • @montyjackson69
      @montyjackson69 3 года назад

      Same!

    • @jacrispy9170
      @jacrispy9170 3 года назад

      Shoutout Craig tweek SAY SOMETHING south park scene

  • @nmp6325
    @nmp6325 3 года назад +501

    Tell me why Sal and Chrissy are two extremely attractive men but can’t see it for themselves. And they’re good people who are funny?! Talk about the whole package. Love you both babes!

    • @NoPreshNetwork
      @NoPreshNetwork  3 года назад +79

      Love ya babe!!!

    • @rosslilley1571
      @rosslilley1571 3 года назад +7

      Sal is looking terrible 🤣 whats attractive about Sal? Chris looks great

    • @doctorsatan
      @doctorsatan 3 года назад +69

      @@rosslilley1571 Are you kidding me? I think Sal is INCREDIBLY good looking.

    • @doctorsatan
      @doctorsatan 3 года назад +22

      @@rosslilley1571 Sal is just super handsome to me in general, but on top of being good looking he has a great personality. That pink outfit he bough has GOT TO GO tho, or be worn as separate pieces 😂

    • @ek5772
      @ek5772 3 года назад +10

      @@rosslilley1571 everyone has their own preferences ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to me i think sal is more attractive than chrissy. still think he’s attractive but to me sal is more so.

  • @AmandaRooney
    @AmandaRooney 3 года назад +389

    “His bread and butter is bewilderment” 😹 thank you babes for the entertainment/bewilderment/shock/pleasure each week!!!

  • @macallspringer7953
    @macallspringer7953 3 года назад +239

    How have we had 27 episodes and just now finding out Sal keeps daily journals for over 20 years

    • @caradamo
      @caradamo 3 года назад +3

      That’s what Im wondering but then again Chris and him have been friends forever and Chris still learns so many new things that I feel are worth mentioning early on 😂😂

    • @fzzypurpleturtle
      @fzzypurpleturtle 3 года назад +1

      He has mentioned it before! Like once. I remember tucking it away because I used to journal.

    • @joshuabartlett4050
      @joshuabartlett4050 2 года назад

      Imagine the content!

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 2 года назад

      Dude I’ve been doing that for almost 15 years and literally no one knows

    • @rissaromero5270
      @rissaromero5270 2 года назад

      @@Damnto why

  • @nickpanacci3055
    @nickpanacci3055 3 года назад +146

    Impractical Jokers playing on my TV. Hey Babe on my phone. Life is good.

  • @nataliestephens2861
    @nataliestephens2861 3 года назад +57

    I'd love to see a full episode where Chris and Sal just go through the photos on their phones and talk about whatever stories come up.

  • @susankellison1491
    @susankellison1491 3 года назад +133

    It feels like sal watched a crime show back in his childhood and saw someone innocent go to jail cause they couldn't prove where they were and decided that wasn't going to be him one day

  • @Mark-Joyce
    @Mark-Joyce 3 года назад +127

    The promo at 4:18 with Sal sitting patiently staring into the lens is way more funny than it should be

    • @queenliz3296
      @queenliz3296 3 года назад +10

      He looks like Chris' kid hahaha

    • @ihateithere87
      @ihateithere87 3 года назад +5

      He looks like his soulmate.

  • @thecmoose4754
    @thecmoose4754 3 года назад +41

    Chrissy liking the 1975 is so funny to me for some reason. Love them

    • @NoPreshNetwork
      @NoPreshNetwork  3 года назад +10

      It’s hilarious watching him dance around to their music 🤣🤣🤣

  • @clachapelle
    @clachapelle 2 года назад +18

    I am bisexual thank you so much to both of you for your support...........

  • @EvilLin_78
    @EvilLin_78 3 года назад +110

    We must protect Chris and Sal at all costs! Adorable, the both of them!!!!! ❤

  • @benoitcyr2761
    @benoitcyr2761 3 года назад +129

    Chris telling us about his upcoming shows with his arm around Sal made me laugh so hard! :)

    • @jacquielebusque8944
      @jacquielebusque8944 3 года назад +4

      I didn’t expect it and spat my cup of tea out ahaha

    • @montyjackson69
      @montyjackson69 3 года назад +1

      Then he hands Saul the mic and it just cuts off🤣 what prophetic speech did we miss out on?!

  • @tacosandwh0rechata
    @tacosandwh0rechata 3 года назад +30

    Babes we are going to need longer podcasts 2hrs minimum

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 3 года назад +20

    😂 “mastermind terror plot; plot complete.” 🤣

  • @tylermarino9684
    @tylermarino9684 3 года назад +69

    Sal sitting there while Chris says his dates is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @benoitcyr2761
      @benoitcyr2761 3 года назад +1

      Is it normal that I’m watching it on repeat?

    • @JB-es3ff
      @JB-es3ff 3 года назад

      @@benoitcyr2761 yes

  • @Komanderkyle3466
    @Komanderkyle3466 3 года назад +18

    That zoom with the "what else could that mean?!?"

  • @andysweeney5116
    @andysweeney5116 2 года назад +9

    I just wanna say, as a guy, it was so helpful to hear you talk in depth about feeling insecure. This is the most I’ve ever seen anyone open up about it, and we as a society need more of that, so men can know it’s okay to have feelings and that we’re not alone in feeling insecure. And youre handsome and everything, so it helped to know that even guys like you get this insecure.

  • @espribrockway
    @espribrockway 3 года назад +17

    chris and sal have "old gay new york couple" vibes.

  • @peezdoc
    @peezdoc 3 года назад +33

    I thought they forgot to give a shout out to Tom Brady and Pat Mahomes but Sal pulled it out in the last minute of the ep!!!

    • @fzzypurpleturtle
      @fzzypurpleturtle 3 года назад +1

      Phew idk what I’m gonna do when we circle back around to the next super bowl.

  • @jmiller903
    @jmiller903 3 года назад +13

    They better not stop the super bowl shoutouts until the next super bowl 😂😂

  • @aliciainbloom
    @aliciainbloom 3 года назад +15

    I am obsessed with sal and all his weird ass quirks. Loved this episode babe!

  • @deeeee3685
    @deeeee3685 3 года назад +11

    Sal came all the way out in this episode 😂😂😂

  • @ChrissyChaosClips
    @ChrissyChaosClips 3 года назад +178

    CUTEST BABES! ESPECIALLY WITH OUR MATCHING TEES 😂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

  • @mj8382
    @mj8382 3 года назад +39

    Poor Chris! He was reallly Hoping Sal had the day they meet written down 😭😢🥺🥺!!! I hope Sal at least wrote down the day they started the podcast

    • @PrincessVespa333
      @PrincessVespa333 3 года назад +2

      I have a feeling Sal made an update to his calendars.

  • @redpalace2494
    @redpalace2494 3 года назад +13

    Sal has to be the most likeable guy in podcasting.

  • @brooke2dashook
    @brooke2dashook 3 года назад +34

    "Sitting on my deck, smoking weed, looking out at the Mandaterranian"

  • @kristinamarcigliano3535
    @kristinamarcigliano3535 3 года назад +105

    Can someone tell Sal it’s “sequins” and not sequences when asking about David blaines assistants dress !! He always teases Chris for messes up words!!!!

    • @elizabethmusa5185
      @elizabethmusa5185 3 года назад +21

      He’s probably just a Drag Race fan that’s why he said “sequinsed gown” 👀

    • @drgonzo1971
      @drgonzo1971 3 года назад +4

      *messing up

    • @megbellis5013
      @megbellis5013 3 года назад +6

      @@elizabethmusa5185 I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of roxxy as soon as he said it😂

    • @violetisgreen
      @violetisgreen 3 года назад +2

      We NYers sometimes add an s at the end of words lmaooo my grandma asks me if I want some soders instead of soda. I have an accent, but sometimes, my grandparents throw me off w their words like my grandpa saying CATCH UP instead of ketchup and he pronounces the a in adult like apple instead of saying uh dult

    • @sharonathanasiou2932
      @sharonathanasiou2932 3 года назад

      YASSSSSS!!!!

  • @taylorciarrocchi3579
    @taylorciarrocchi3579 3 года назад +12

    i imagine pimp being in the same matching shirt. makes me feel good

  • @NikDude18
    @NikDude18 3 года назад +22

    Sal keeps track of everything he does in case he gets accused of murder. Lifelong alibi

  • @zackmitchell9587
    @zackmitchell9587 3 года назад +52

    Use “Snow (Hey Oh)” for the intro next episode! “Hey babe, listen what I say babe.”

    • @violetisgreen
      @violetisgreen 3 года назад +5

      Good choice, but I'm gonna have to go with Hey Baby by No Doubt.
      HEY BABE, HEY BABE, HEY BABE, HEYYYY
      Girls say, boys say

    • @violetisgreen
      @violetisgreen 3 года назад +4

      Hey Ya! by Outkast could work too ;)

    • @shampowpants6058
      @shampowpants6058 3 года назад

      PLEASURE. That whole bit, I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard.

  • @laurendelore
    @laurendelore 5 месяцев назад

    Sal reading his message to David Blaine is one of my favorite podcast moments of all time. Slash bewilderment.

  • @ASMbaR
    @ASMbaR 3 года назад +28

    The way Sal tip-toed around the “mastermind 911 plot completed” is kinda sketch. Can’t trust a man with earlobes that looks like they were glued on crooked

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 3 года назад +2

      I can't unsee that now 🤣

    • @killthechemist
      @killthechemist 3 года назад

      >can’t trust a man with earlobes that looks like they were glued on crooked
      absolutely underrated

    • @absolutefocus2749
      @absolutefocus2749 3 года назад

      holly shit, this is one of the funniest youtube comments I've ever read

  • @kevinmac9735
    @kevinmac9735 3 года назад +6

    thank you sal and chris for all of the consistent entertainment/bewilderment/shock/pleasure

  • @cumsoak
    @cumsoak 3 года назад +26

    I'm in love with two men twice my age. Don't tell my mom.

  • @hskkjw
    @hskkjw 3 года назад +2

    hey babes just wanted to say thank u for creating such amazing episodes 🥺 had a really tough year and without watching these i probably would’ve went insane lol, shoutout to the babes!

  • @Leries0
    @Leries0 2 года назад +2

    I love how much Chris loves Sal and clings onto his every word. And I love the man crush he has on him

  • @jordanperry8894
    @jordanperry8894 3 года назад +1

    i love you guys so much, i jumped on this podcast for the first time like 3 weeks back and i love everything. the food discussions, the life discussions, and even the ads hahahah please keep making great podcasts :)

  • @pennylove1797
    @pennylove1797 3 года назад +3

    Sal’s dms to David Blaine and Chris’s reaction to it is my favorite Hey Babe moment yet.

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 3 года назад +5

    Sal never sounds more Italian than when he says “slaysh” 😆

  • @Nick-fb9uq
    @Nick-fb9uq 3 года назад +2

    I'm having a really bad morning and this is exactly what I needed ❤ thanks babes

  • @theoreticalwizbiz2553
    @theoreticalwizbiz2553 3 года назад +11

    Sal said "sequins" gown like he's Roxxy Andrews or something

  • @EmJayEnoughSaid
    @EmJayEnoughSaid 3 года назад +5

    Love the podcast great episode as always, i wait all week for “hey babe” & “Chrissy Chaos” & of course “Taste Buds”. 👍 much love - Marcin J

  • @bobbyfreebandz1732
    @bobbyfreebandz1732 3 года назад +3

    Babes... another cliffhanger? Y’all are so funny 😂 I love this Pod

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles4199 3 года назад +42

    This feels like a pajama party at a 20-year sorority reunion. Still want to know if homeless pimp has a matching shirt.

  • @JLKA4115
    @JLKA4115 3 года назад +5

    Love you Babes! LONG time Sal fan, and it continues to grow!

  • @ashleyrosone7828
    @ashleyrosone7828 3 года назад +1

    The Yasssss pats of their shirts folding over the Y to read Asssssss is so on brand.

  • @elishiamarocco7534
    @elishiamarocco7534 3 года назад +10

    I've never bought merch before, but I would 100% buy Hey Babe merch because I love this Podcast so much. 😍

  • @blacombe420
    @blacombe420 3 года назад +1

    Sal babe you came in CLUTCH with the Tom Brady save I was waiting the whole time🤣

  • @shetalkz
    @shetalkz 3 года назад +4

    every TIME with the superbowl and i'm always like "wait."

  • @brittanicowell8631
    @brittanicowell8631 3 года назад +17

    Hey Babes! Wanted to know if you could look into getting better-closed captions for your videos. For people who are hard of hearing. Thanks Babes!

  • @fzzypurpleturtle
    @fzzypurpleturtle 3 года назад +7

    Pimp you gotta hold these guys to a pateon i have never been so excited to be apart of a patreon before XD

  • @foxinthemousehouse
    @foxinthemousehouse 3 года назад +4

    Yay babe! It's Hey Babe time! ❤️
    OMG, I remember those horoscope scrolls!

  • @brittneydaniels6065
    @brittneydaniels6065 3 года назад +1

    I have already listened to this on my podcast app. But I HAVE to watch you guys vibe off of each other!! Love the whole journals of $al 😂
    Thank you babes, and Homeless Pimp!
    I wish you guys would come do a Hey Babe stand up at the STAND UP LIVE IN HUNTSVILLE ALABAMA!

  • @TAYLORHWALL
    @TAYLORHWALL 3 года назад +10

    Chrissy Cliffhangers strikes again! Well played, good sir!

  • @SabrinaRene4565
    @SabrinaRene4565 3 года назад +6

    The journaling thing is such a great idea 😱especially when I have such a bad memory. Thanks sal!

  • @RCD19983
    @RCD19983 3 года назад +1

    You guys kill it everytime ! Love ya babes

  • @LaurenAwtry001
    @LaurenAwtry001 3 года назад

    You babes are always providing the entertainment/bewilderment/shock/pleasure. Thanks for the laughs 😅😅😅

  • @dntgvafuk89
    @dntgvafuk89 3 года назад +3

    "Live inside a plastic bag" 😆 perfect

  • @wateronfeathers
    @wateronfeathers 3 года назад +1

    Literally I am SO in love with Sal I cannot even live, I’ve loved Chrissy D 4E and the way that Sal just brings out the best in him is just…art and beauty. Love both so much ❤️

  • @courtneylusk4348
    @courtneylusk4348 3 года назад +4

    this episode was full of consistent entertainment/bewilderment/shock/pleasure thanks babes!!

  • @janej5262
    @janej5262 3 года назад +2

    Bewilderment is a curious state of mind and I love it. Bewilderment is never wrong.

  • @amberbrey
    @amberbrey 3 года назад +7

    When the ep starts with singing, you know it’s going to be a good one! Happy thursday babes!

  • @TheTeamedwardrocks
    @TheTeamedwardrocks 3 года назад

    Ahhh finally my favorite day of the week Thursdays with the babes. Hey babe!

  • @ryandoherty9696
    @ryandoherty9696 3 года назад +1

    I've never liked a video faster before. I lost it when Sal said "What else could that mean?"

  • @allieogrady3706
    @allieogrady3706 3 года назад

    Congrats on the 100k you guys always make my day

  • @kurtisbarker501
    @kurtisbarker501 3 года назад +6

    The ad read with sal sitting beside Chris like a confused child is the best 🤣🤣 4:28 seconds in, and my depression is cured , thanks babes

  • @Bigsexy988
    @Bigsexy988 3 года назад +4

    This was amazing 🤩 love how sals brain works I would love to have records of things I was doing all through out my life I love him more now!!!!! 😝😝😘🥰🥰🥰

  • @jessicamasonfobert
    @jessicamasonfobert 3 года назад +5

    Yasssss 🥰. Hey babesss !! It’s been a tough week😔 and I soo needed you guy’s energy right now💕. Love yous ❤️❤️

  • @vdlsvg1821
    @vdlsvg1821 3 года назад +18

    I NEED A TWO BAD BABES COMBO !!
    TWO BEARS ONE CAVE
    BAD FRIENDS
    HEY BABE

    • @violetisgreen
      @violetisgreen 3 года назад

      I NEED AN H3, FRENEMIES, AND HEY BABE COMBO STAT I NEED TO SEE CHRISSY AND TRISHA PAYTAS COMMUNICATE

  • @vlsnajarro
    @vlsnajarro 3 года назад

    Just when I thought they were going to forget the Tom Brady bit sal pulls through at the final moment 😂😂

  • @Mixedserpintine
    @Mixedserpintine 3 года назад

    Hahaha I’ve never seen anyone get more excited over a cliff hanger than Sal🤣🤣

  • @alexpasoni3944
    @alexpasoni3944 3 года назад +1

    Sal completely inspired me to now write down everything I do each day. Damn. That’s brilliant. I’ll be missing about 25 years worth tho 😂😩

  • @myrandaj9974
    @myrandaj9974 3 года назад +5

    "Ya silly son of a bitch" 😂 I love Sal so much

  • @benjamingaskins1546
    @benjamingaskins1546 3 года назад +1

    Hey Babe! cbd gummies dont even come close to relieving my anxiety and dread like this podcast does! ty guys for the laughs/bewilderment/wood/pleasure

  • @michaelallread9766
    @michaelallread9766 3 года назад +2

    That David Blaine tiny Pole footage would be hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LuckyLuch1
    @LuckyLuch1 3 года назад

    I enjoy these two babes so much I always watch the ads just to get more babe.

  • @ryleysemperger
    @ryleysemperger 3 года назад

    I still watch the argument about how to say chihuahua everyday!! That was literally the funniest podcast moment ever

  • @RussThe3rd
    @RussThe3rd 3 года назад +7

    I think having a daily journal for 20+ years might be the bonus 11th step to being gay. 😂 Love Ya Babes!

  • @kristenstoner7689
    @kristenstoner7689 3 года назад +1

    "Walking, talking bagel." 😂😂😂

  • @ElizabethMartinez-ff3rc
    @ElizabethMartinez-ff3rc 3 года назад +1

    Lol never clicked on something so fast !! 👏🙌

  • @conner3328
    @conner3328 3 года назад +2

    I was very bewildered by this podcast

  • @thesimulation9651
    @thesimulation9651 3 года назад +4

    I need a montage of those photos while queens 'best friend' or 'endless Love' plays in the background

  • @Crazy_World888
    @Crazy_World888 3 года назад +2

    Thursday is starting to become my favorite day...another episode with my favorite babes 😊

  • @suzannelynch3688
    @suzannelynch3688 3 года назад

    This episode is GOLD 😂😂😂

  • @cassidywhitley4577
    @cassidywhitley4577 3 года назад

    This is hands down my favorite podcast!

  • @WhiskeySanchez
    @WhiskeySanchez 3 года назад +1

    Those hey babe cliffhangers always get me

  • @LaniC1102
    @LaniC1102 3 года назад

    Y’all somethin else! Love you babes!!!!!💟☮️

  • @michaelthompson7370
    @michaelthompson7370 3 года назад

    So I’m from the south (still live here) and I love to listen to these guys talk. Their accents are awesome! Love the podcast! Keep it up

  • @Al2One
    @Al2One 3 года назад

    Ah!! You won’t get me again! Soon as Distefano starts winding up with an epic story at the end, I kno to chuckle before getting interested. Haha.

  • @metalface9463
    @metalface9463 3 года назад +1

    THANKS FOR THE EBSP (Entertainment/Bewilderment/Shock/Pleasure)

  • @mattj340
    @mattj340 2 месяца назад

    This is amazing going through sals diary. This is way better than breaking out a photo album

  • @tgbeam
    @tgbeam 3 года назад +3

    Hey Babe is one of the best shows ever

  • @alexvenezia5405
    @alexvenezia5405 3 года назад +9

    Lol they already used "Unique Areola" on Jokers

  • @whatupsweezy
    @whatupsweezy 3 года назад +8

    This episode of Gay Babe really left me with feelings of entertainment/bewilderment/shock/pleasure - wishing you guys continued success!

  • @bigwill-pn5xc
    @bigwill-pn5xc 3 года назад

    This show is so funny. You guys are doing good!

  • @amberrrrrrr5117
    @amberrrrrrr5117 3 года назад

    “My sober self sitting on a veranda” 😍🤣🥰

  • @Verifiedsinger
    @Verifiedsinger 3 года назад

    Lmao at the intro. God I love you babes!

  • @chelseyd8433
    @chelseyd8433 3 года назад

    I freaking love hey babe I’ll be in a store singing the theme song 😂