Lost Civilizations! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 79
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2022
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This week the babes are indulging in some government conspiracies. The yellow brick road found on the bottom of the Pacific ocean. Shout out Graham Hancock!!! What is Göbekli Tepe and how does it impact history? In the 5th grade Sal attacked religion in front of the whole class. RUclips is an addiction. Ancient forest found in sink hole in China. A dead eye ball is brought back to life. Would you opt out of death if possible? Would you wanna outlive everybody? What is the Mandela effect? How will we be remembered in the future? Chris teaches Sal about MK-Ultra. Lost civilizations have peaked Chris' interest! How do full societies go missing? Imagine 5,000 years in the future......Chris goes in on some youtube rabbit holes. Don't let people ruin your day. Was Noah's Ark a hoax?!? Chris has an amazing Fat Joe story. Crazy fight happens in front of the Comedy Cellar.
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Flat Earth Babe
Hey babes.. little known history; the ancienttt name of africa itself was “Alkebu-lan” meaning “Garden Of Eden”. Gobekli tepe or however youd spell would be the first civilization built when the first humans (were black) left africa after it dried up or aka “were banished from the garden of eden”. They would meet halfway in turkey with the (white) neandertals from europe and they mixed from there. The sumerian txts are THE creation story that would simply be shared with the whole world, being changed here and there because of the game of telephone.
Whom they called Anu, Enlil, and enki, were later called YaHWaH, Michael, and samael (satan) in the Abrahamic histories.
Guys look at Operation Paperclip (about bringing the Nazis scientists into the US), the Bush family being one of the main funders of the NAZIs from the US, them recently finding 8 kids skeletons underneath Benjamin Franklin's house in London with the all the children's skeletons dating back to when he lived in that house....
I have a 100% proof of the Mandela effect a Star Wars official Darth Vader Christmas ornament you push the button and he says Luke I am your father like everyone remembers now they claim hes always said no I am your father I dug it up out of the attic
Lol you know one of us are labeled as a bot by youtube when the replies bug out
I'm so glad Chrissy finally got to talk Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes about their performance 2 years ago.
He would've been remiss not to
They were listening and we know that they were
😄
As someone who was watched since episode one, I still don’t understands the inside joke. Please help.
@@FaydexIPantomz how?! Haha
When the superbowl was on two years ago they filmed multiple episodes and gave shout outs to both teams because they didn't know who was going to win, but they kept the joke going when they filmed the episodes after the result
I'm so happy to hear Crissy Chaos got into Göbekli Tepe. He should film his next special there hahaha
Yeh that would be hilarious
They both take medication for high BP and cholesterol?!?! And think red meat is bad?! OMG. How stupid!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍😍
Live from the Prayer Pit at Gobekli Tepe, 17 people capacity.
Great podcast but om a serious note: I'm so grateful to hear Chrissy say, "underage CHILD" instead of "women" like most media outlets do. Solidifies my love for the babes even more.
Watching chirssy spiral is so entertaining, reminds me of when I first discovered the rabbit holes.
How is he spiraling? And are you inferring that you don't believe what he is talking about to be true? Or even mostly true?
@@Ge0rge_0rwell there is so much unobtainable knowledge about the past we may never discover, you can only spiral in the quest for knowledge, grounding is important. Stay hungry, and pursue knowledge, but don't lose sight of what's important, whats around you. I have a life and a family to take care of, I can't be lost in the search for Atlantis.
I hope the Tom Brady/Patrick Mahomes bit never dies. Must last 5,000 years, become the new bible for the people of the future.
love you guys. Born and raised in north jersey and a NYC commuter. Been listening to both your podcasts and they keep me from killing myself in holland tunnel traffff BAYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE
On the train to Manhattan right now. Sometimes I wish my commute was longer so I could finish the ep lol
Born in NY, raised in NJ & former commuter. Hear the tunnel is $16! Insane. How much are monthly’s from Princeton Jct.?
Years in the future, archaeologists dust off Sal's toys pristinely packed in the original boxes, his notebooks with his daily happenings, and a cardboard Sal.
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
And his dead fish
Then they will uncover his ransom emails about the womens pants. And pics of him posing in them too
Chris switching up the pronunsch of goblecki teppi every minute is killing me 😂
This was awesome. Need more Chrissy Civilizations eps
Yes I would love to here more about the "Alternative Historians" 🤣
No way! I don't know how I forgot Thursday is for the babes!! So I got so excited when this notification pop'd up on my phone 😃🤙👍
I legit never know what day it is so it’s always a pleasant surprise when I see a no presh post 😂😂
Love when that happens lol
For some reason I did the same thing ma haha like oh shittt nice!
NOOOOO!!! THURSDAY IS THE DAY BABES!!!!! Always gotta remember… I look forward to this fucking day every week lol
I think it was the holiday on Monday. Throws the week off.
I absolutely lose my mind over the fruit of the loom Mandela effect. The company claims never in history was there a cornucopia in their logo!!! I remember literally learning what a cornucopia was after asking my parents because it was always on the clothing tags. I just can't accept it never existed.
I’m with you. I remember it 100%
Yep 90’s era
You’re absolutely correct. I remember it too. I even remember the commercials where the guys were dressed as giant fruit and one was carrying a cornucopia…. I’m not buying it either.
Full blown Chrissy conspiracies on this one and I’m in heaven. God bless boys, thanks for all the laughs every week!
Flat Earth Babe
This is WAY less a conspiracy and more of just a theory.
Chrissy conspiracy's are the best
Chrissy conspiracies please do more of these type of pods!! These are the best
how to know Chris was just on Rogan? Gobeklitepe is brought up almost immediately hahaha
It got pretty gay, when Joe was commenting about how good looking Chris was, Think Joe was a little turned on by Chris.
Hahahahahs Chris needs to stay away from Joe. Images too impressionable
The babes killed it this past week! JRE and TPW had a cuteness overload!!!!
This place needs a Cardboard Sal it would really bring the room together
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
you that one pic of sal as a cardboard cutout would be great
it’s chris saying Göbeklitepe wrong in the first 5 min for me 😭😂
Literally nobody says it right. Joe Rogan did a 3 and a half hour podcast with the dude who wrote a book on it and it took until hour 3 before he said it right once.
@@lylechipperson3407Flat Earth Babe
@@lylechipperson3407 ???? okay??
lmao do you not get that it’s a joke on the pod that chris doesn’t pronounce things right, chill lol
I think beside the Turks no one could pronounce it correctly 😂
Sal: is it leegs?
Pimp: yeah why not
9:42 NOOOOO A PSYCHIC!!! PSYCHIC MEDIUM!!! Have medium Apryl Nicole on! Omg the episode would BLOW. UP. IT WOULD BE SO COOL 😭 lololol please please please 🙏
And if you don’t know her - look her up on IG. Omg she’s incredible.
Yes please
I love how the sponsored ads aren’t awful to listen to. Entertaining all around!
Yeh I just love things that aren't aweful to listen to
I jus wish there was a sound or something so i knew when they were coming bc they bleed into the podcast
Sal being upside down at 30:19 fucked me up for a second 😂
It's my birthday and I'm so happy I can celebrate while listening to the Babes!
June babes unite! It was my bday yesterday, too! 🎉🎁🎂🎈
It’s hilarious how Chris and Pimp say the wildest nonsense as a fact 🤣
If pimpy says its true its true
Pimp is so confident with his statements too😂
I can’t stand hearing pimp because he’s constantly doing that shit
Sally’s sence for clothes are truly awesome. The studio where you guys do this podcast from is also very beautiful. Good taste, boys! 👍👏👏👏
Hey go Becky! Go Becky Tepe! Go, go Becky! Go Becky Tepe! Good to see Chrissy Conspiracies popping his head in, he comes to talk to you in a different way
Do more episodes like this!!! PLEASE! For the love of GOD!
Love this, very fun episode. This is my favorite version of Chris! The last two episodes have been really fun.
i grew up catholic, went to church every sunday, went to catholic school, i was confirmed as a teen, the whole 9 yards. i am currently 22 and i felt so bamboozled when i was almost 20 and only then just learning that the stories in the bible are metaphorical and not literal.
So you mean a guy didn't survive for days in a whales mouth, My minds blown
I love Chrissy conspiracy’s with sal.
Flat Earth Babe
Sal’s face when reading about operation midnight climax was hilarious omg
Chris: “if you’re a person that doesn’t have a peloton then what are you doing”
Me (eating a corn dog): “living in poverty, Chris…” 🤣🤣🥲
I was dog/house sitting at a mansion for these people and they had a whole peloton/Nord trac gym delivered. It sucks being poor but they paid me $200 and let me drink all their beer and eat all the food. Two wings of the mansion were off limits though. I'm thinking sex dungeon.
Same
Sal and Chris are so fineeeee! Sheesh. The boys are always bringing the cuteness 🔥🔥✨
Chrissy needs a pod where he just talks history. I could listen to him talk about this stuff every day! Love this pod!
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not lol
I'm fluent in sarcasm....I've no idea....
I miss when Hey Babe eps were 1 hour 20 min !! Give us mooorrrreeee
Yeah the no presh network boys like to keep it quick now
Really funny and thought provoking episode. Great content as always. Much love
My major question is… How they do not have more than 1 million subscribers… We… As the babes… Need to get their numbers up!!!!
I love how u can tell Chris' hey babe bit because the timeline of the video
YASSS LETS GO! Best episode ever babes! 😍
Please keep going into cool topics like this! Love hearing your takes on them. And Chris babe, you smart af
You can tell Sal is having a hard time digesting this information. Probably too much fluoride in his diet.
He needs to have his pineal gland decalcified.
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
And psychotropic drugs 😓 love you Sal. Come join the [light] side.
And Chrissy is spitting straight bulletproof facts
These guys are going to go " All the Way" on the Patreon.
The uni bomber was a mk ultra subject
I’ve seen clips of this podcast a few times and loved them, but I’ve watched a few eps now and I’m subbed. I really like the vibes, really funny and really chill :)
My thought of the annunaki is that they were survivors from the global Atlantis civilization. When things cleared up they went into the world to spread knowledge and help people survive. That's why agriculture and civilization springs up so suddenly everywhere.
Earth is Flat Babe
Thank you for amazing content 😍🥰 love the babes
The babes look so comfy cozy on that couch! Love my Thursday babe dates❤️
I would love to sit down & talk conspiracies w Chrissy!!! It’s my favorite thing to talk about 😂😅
the description for this episode is amazing.
More of this please 🙏🏻💨💨💨🌿 I love the babes.
This helps my work day better, thank you guys:)
The Barenstein Bears thing fucks me up HARD. I vividly remember writing “Barenstein” to check out books in the library
"Here's what I gather,There's alot we don't know" Sal 2022
Just seen you on YMH !!!! Hell yeah Sal!!!!! What a great episode 👏 you and Chrissy are just exploding into much much bigger things. I love it I love you guys keep up all the work you do for us fans !!!!! We all love you babes
I cannot get enough of this stuff, please do more eps like this!
I love this episode. I bought 3 Graham Hancock books. Fingerprints of the gods, Magicians of the gods, and America before. Graham is so brilliant and logical. I recommend everyone read those books. I bought them paperback
When Chris said he saw Tom Brady at the restaurant I almost lost it 😂😂😂 I was thinking there’s no way but then as the story went on i was like o 😂😂😂😂
In the first 5 minutes Chris sounded like that one friend that listens to a JRE episode once and then becomes an expert on every subject lol I was dying laughing at work
For the love of god can we please have more episodes LIKE THIS!!! Reminds me of the ole days with the WILD history facts thrown in. Loved this poddy boys. Please inject more history CHRISSY HISTORY STORIES!!!
I am roughly the same age as sal, live in portland, and i was a club kid for most of my 20's and i did in fact go downtown to any club we visited and always knew multiple people wherever we were, alone or not. It was so much fun but wild!
Chris doing Graham H no Justice lol But I love it
I LOVE THIS POD !!!!!
I frickin love these guys.
Chris makes the best closing statements at the end of every podcast
Holy fucking shit this is like worlds colliding! Been on a massive Graham Hancock binge recently let’s go!
lmao "instant karm" love these 2 babes
Boy did I need a new hey babe episode 😩😔
Chris goes on jre and turns into conspiracy man lmao
I think Chrissy would love the wormwood story on netflix. Reading about Frank Olsen is wild and right up his alley with the lsd testing.
The running theory on goblekli is that they were brewing, but not farming. It was a collection site for multiple nomadic tribes to meet and celebrate with rituals.
Can we get Chrissy on a Rudolph Steiner binge? Ancient civilizations for days,Babe! 💗🌍🌈
Omg chrissy, you teaching Sal about Gobekli Tepe was so funny. Great topics lol
Love this kind of podcast
This was my favorite episode
Is this the new bodega boys? Prolly not but it fills the void
I love these typa episodes
God bless these two babes.
Nice, I needed this...
The history nerd and hey babe nerd in me is 1000% here for this!!
Lmao that one upside down close up of sal “yeahhh” slight nod
I love this pod
Two words. Gary Busey. 😂 I died 😂 out of ALL THE NAMES 😂 comedy gold
Loving the Babes!!!!
“Wow this took a turn “ 🤣😂🤣
Thanks Sal
*Now **_THIS_** is my jam*
Chrissy should have brought this up on Rogan, he loves this shit too!
PS drank a monster while watching 🤣
This is my first time! Glad its this episode
Absolute banger 🔥
I love this Chaos Warning 😂😂
Also, I've always known the Statue of Liberty to be on Ellis Island. In doing research for a project, I learned it was not 🙃
Hey pimp I take 6 months off from weed aswell thought I was the only one who does that then start smoking again haha Them first two weeks are hell but you feel so much better havnt smoked since October now 💪🏻
Fav ep babes!!
This is CLASSIC Hey Babe. Sally and Chrissy could thrive back in the 10,000 BC AND in Sound Factory- some well rounded babes
That couch looks real cozy
WOW I spent my 90's at the Tunnel and Limelite gettin messed up on Xtasy. It was so much fun.. Friday and Sat were the Techno/House nights and Sunday was ALL Hip Hop... Twilo was another club we went to alot also.. It was nice going down memory lane in this pod.. We came twice a month from Jersey to party at these clubs..
Man the soundfactory, tunnel, palladium, Roxy nights were the best!!!! Man do I have stories 🤣
10/10 🔥 🔥 🔥
Probably my fav. And sal not knowing about any of these events blows my mind
LOVE the split screen at the beginning . 1:16
JUST DA BOYZZZZ LESGOOOOO!!!!
Great episode
Chris should start a history podcast. 🤨
Love these topics