The Nightingale Pledge | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 34
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
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Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
The babes are back and jump right into a few crazy stories from Chrissy D's physical therapy days. What was inside of one of his strangest patients?! We find out that Chris took The Nightingale Pledge when he started his career in physical therapy. Strange things happen when you work in physical therapy. Why are doctors always drunk? Shout out healthcare workers! One of Chrissy Chaos' friends walked in on his wife cheating on him with a famous baseball player. Sal had something awful happen at a party with Derek Jeter. A new species of humans was found in China. Shout out root beer floats! Cake mix market is a hustle. How much money would it take for you to eat a fried Tarantula? What do Tarantulas taste like? We find out that Chris' girlfriend used to own a alligator...WHAT?! Why do people own weird exotic pets?! HEY BABE!
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I've gotten to the point where, when Chris starts building up a good story, I check how much time is left on the video because I need to know if i'm going to get hit with a "This has been Hey Babe!"
Every damn time
Yoooo fr i thought this was gonna end a cliff hanger
OH MY GOD THIS 😂😂
From a fellow Hernandez, congrats on staying strong with your first name being Aaron.
@@Daleetid eeeeeee
“I’m 36”…..Sal’s laugh is so infectious, it’s impossible to not laugh with him!
My boyfriend said the same thing after that bit while we were in the car! 💀😂 he was dying
The best!! Lmao!
Similar to cum town
hahahahahaha lol yeah that was a serious belly laugh from sal!
Him and sickler are the best haha
Sal's ability to build up a story to its highest peak is a gift. This is the best pod, eva!
Sal or Chris ?
@@monsterinparis9568 Chris got the stories but Sal's reactions and questions is what makes them hilarious.
I think u mean Chris
@@richie9878Agree. Technically, they work so well together. I just love how Sal stops him, asks questions, drags the story until we just can't take it anymore.
Such good best friend energy
“I have his jersey” “SO DO I” “SO DOES HE!” 😂😂😂😂😂
This one KILLED me
Every time a good story starts I check to see how much time is left to make sure I'm not gettin blue balled
I think you have podcast PTSD bud lol!
Me too and I always am anticipating the build up and the ending and am on the edge of my seat until THIS HAS BEEN HEY BABE. 👋🏼 😂
Chrissy D saying “ahhh whatever it was Robinson Cano” will be looked at by historians as one of the most important moments in comedy podcast history
Bobby Lee take Notes
Timestamp?
Lolllol
@@seandonaghey187 34:38
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
are we not going to acknowledge the immaculate timing of Sal saying "was it out of left field" over this lady banging this baseball dude
That's what we call a pun lol. He knew what he was doing.
@@CrashRacknShoot well i would hope Sal did? LMAO
@@maddynye I mean I'm not surprised that a professional comedian and tv personality would understand good timing. Every episode's a friggin master class on it. So yeah, it's appreciated, but it's no different than the timing of basically every sentence uttered.
@@CrashRacknShoot or just lighten up and enjoy a laugh 🤷🏻♀️
@@maddynye I am.
The "Hey Babe Podcast" has brought me back to life. It has everything I need. Thank you Sal and Chris
It should be like their 4 heads and just say buds & babes in large writing either over their heads or on the back of the tshirt.
@@ashleycimkowski6233 Using context clues, seems you left out some real important info about your post... perhaps an idea for some new NoPresh Network merch?
But more notably, your reply to the original post seems to completely ignore the post and I've been trying to figure out what exactly happened here 🤔..
@@BlairBryngelson she meant to comment on a different post a few more down the comment section where someone said they wanted a shirt with Taste Buds and Hey Babe on it.
Don’t forget Pimp!
@@EddieHalifax figured
“So what was one team he was on?”
“It was Robinson Cano.”
When i tell you i could not contain myself omg
35:20
This is the moment Hey babe became legendary
Dude I was dying while on a plane people looking at me like I am crazy 😂
I KEEP REPLAYING IT 😭💀
He's so excited lmao
Chris "His wife was sleeping with his favorite baseball player"
Sal "Was it completely outta left field?" 🤦♂️
Pimp needed to edit in a "ba dum tsssss" drum thing after that. Sal was looking for a little pun recognition and got NONE!
"A team of experts could NEVER figure out who you're talking ab-"
"Screw it...it was Robinson Cano"
Chrissie Confidentiality has left the chat
Chrissy Confessions has joined the chat
"sorry that guy came in my ass" 😂😂😂😂😭😭 Chrissy off the rails😂
Chrissy getting railed* there you go, babe. Fix it for you
We need a Tubberware shirt
Speaking of Chrissy mispronouncing stuff, 38:55 did I catch a "for all intensive purposes?" XD
Everything about this podcast is so out-of-pocket and chaotic, and I'm living for it.
A "full Furby" would've been horrifying...and hilarious.
I literally thought it was a Furby!
And there would have been no batteries in it but it would be talking still....
There’s literally never been a better podcast.
✂️Bros
Shoutout podcasts 🤙
Taste buds.
I want to argue and say history hyenas… or bad friends…. But this episode is murdering, so I guess I agree lol
28:30 best part 👀👀👀👀
“Out of left field” got an underrated response
How old are you? 36.
Endless laughter. My day is made.
out of context this would look so dumb😂
I'm waiting for the day Q joins you guys for a special episode of "What Say Babe"
lmfaoooo
OMG please
I really want this to happen
Give it up for Tom Brady and the Bucs!
...and can't forget Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs.
Betty crocker wasn't a real person. My sister lives in "Betty Crockers house" As it was one of the homes in which an original Betty Crocker creator lived. Its in Norwell Ma. and the house itself is almost 100 years older than the USA (built in 1681). This means her house is older than george Washington's grandparents. I know way too much about Betty Crocks because of my sisters house.
“We’ll talk about the scrubs later.” Hahaha Sal was so confused why he didn’t wear one.
Chrissy name dropping Cano was the hardest I've laughed in a long time
i just crieddddd "how old are you? "..36" 😂😂😂😂😂
Listening to Chrissy tell a story and then Sal laughing hysterically it’s one of my favorite things to watch 🤣 love these two 💛
Came here for Chrissy, stayed for my Sallyy babbyyyy
robinson cano is somewhere punching air right now
We need a Taste Babe cross over shirt. Yous 4 (Chris, Homeless Pimp, Joe, Sal) as a boy band
P.S.- a Mr. WHAT head???
Really you're putting Chris, pimp and Joe ahead of Sal who's the reason people listen to these I mean pimp does the editing that is really cool if you're watching it but you don't if you just listen and Chris is just on hey babe Joe is just taste buds so the thing that everyone who follows the podcast gets is Sal yet he's last no no no no no no no he's first
@@brandi3981 save the best for last
@@brandi3981 I know you did not just write a paragraph about this
@@brandi3981 wait who?
@@brandi3981 alphabetical order
I had to pause, I’m laughing so hard I’m like Sal lightheaded😭 this might be the best HeyBabe ep yet😩🤣😭
Y’all sleeping on Sal’s baseball player sex joke “Is this out of left field!?” 😂
34:34 is one of the best moments of hey babe that's ever aired HANDS DOWN BABE
Fully expecting an exclusive album drop of Hey Babe remixes on the patreon
Best podcast I’ve ever heard, that Robinson Cano story made me cry of laughter! Love you guys from Honduras 🇭🇳💛
I cannot go a day without watching or re-watching an episode you two together, chemistry is off the charts!! Thanks babes for some good times
Pimp I love the flipped shots, I notice all your little edits!!!
THE MAN HAS A VISION
No one’s gonna mention Vinny’s cameo in Chris’s ad? 💀💀
I just now saw it & immediately went to the comments to figure out why tf Vinny was there 😂😂.
He did crissys podcast
I came for this comment hahaha
Sal crying after the Canó reveal is what keeps me coming back! Thanks babe!
Who smuggles drugs OUT of America? That doesn't even make sense. They have to be smuggled IN, then back OUT. Seems like they could just skip coming here all together.
Chrissy cliffhangers. Chrissy naming names. This pod gets better every week. Shoutout thursdays.
Sal: "I would never eat a tarantula in my life"
The Jokers watching this and planning Sal's next punishment: "Welp, thank you."
Honestly dont mind the ads considering we're getting podcasts of the highest quality ✌🙏
There’s still way too many ads for the length of podcast
@@PainCrashDaGPuff3000 i know what you mean but i still dont mind because of the quality. Also, the way Sal and Chris as well as Sal and Joe really get creative with the way they do the ads is really awesome. They find a way to make it fun and intersting so its not so monotonous.
I provide timestamps to skip them if ya wana save a few mins of ad reads babes... however I don't always watch the ep as soon as it drops & it usually gets lost in the sea of comments, but it's out there lmao
@@guyledouche6039 ooouu a hero I see
Did Chrissy really just say with a straight face he’s never had a root beer float?
I just want Sal's laugh for a laugh track because it HYPES the room
Should've called this episode hungry hungry hippa violation. Yess babes!!
Im only 23 minutes in and I already have decided this is my favorite episode
I had to check to see how far along we were in the episode when Chrissy was hesitating about naming Cano lmao. Would of been a perfect Hey Babe cliff hanger
I could listen to Sal laugh All. Damn. Day. "I'm lightheaded" :)
I’m pretty sure I know the alligator guy on Long Island… he went by the name Snake. True story
“How old are you??”
“…36..”
😂😂😂
I suggest "Hey Ya! - Outkast" on next episode intro! Come on Homeless pimp lets do this! Godbless.
The opening story about the drug mule and the reveal at 34:39 have to be the best moments of the hey babe pod so far.
"Maybe he has a penchant for drama."
I kinda wish Sal was standing when they said the name of the baseball player, because he woulda fell down laughing like on IJ 😂
that cliff hanger story couldn’t have taken a bigger turn
I really picked the wrong part of this podcast to eat lunch. Trader Joe’s mini chicken tacos really started to taste like tarantula bites.
I bought tickets to see Chrissy Chaos just to help him pay off his graduate bills. In the name of support
Sonic is literally the worst fast food restaurant there is and it aint close
Idk ab WORST but it's sure as hell bottom three
THE CLIFFHANGER ON THAT ONE MAKES ME THANK GOD IM BINGING THIS A YEAR LATER
I love how Chris casually mentioned that his girlfriend had an alligator as a pet lol.
WAS THIS OUT OF LEFT FEILD!!!!!
HE HAD THE. JERSEY. SIGNED.
mid sex w his wife was he just like “so uh hey, can i get a quick autograph before you ruin my marriage” orrrrr
....wouldn't a hot wheels set off the metal detector at the airport?
I hope this podcast lives longer than Kane Tanaka. Love it!!! (Shout out Kane Tanaka)
Absolutely love everything "No Presh" and Chrissy Chaos! I hope you guys keep this going for a long time. While you guys are all on tour will this become more difficult? Also, just bought my "No Presh Pack" from Saratoga Peanut Butter! Can't wait to try it!! Thanks for everything you do guys!
HEY BABES! let's see how many times we can get off topic this week. My Neck...My Back
This feels weird, a story was finished.
This is the BEST intro-continuation story on any podcast EVER 🤣🤣
Same Chrissy...same. Confetti cake all day. Also, I worked at Sonic, I refused to wear the skates b/c I saw my friend eat shit, while holding the tray!!! Yall make my life happier
my favorite thing to do is get high and watch your podcasts lmaooo love you guys!!
This is my favorite podcast man I love it for hour a week I have zero problems I get laugh
Haha Omfg… it didn’t even take much for Chris to give up Cano 🤣🤣🤣
BRO WE DONT CARE THAT THERE ARE ADS ITS THAT YOU TAKE 20 FUCKING MINUTES TO DO 1 MAGIC SPOON AD ITS RIDICULOUSLY LONG
The X ray story played on my emotions big time
Your beautiful
When Chris says the by the way this is the truth. It's a bit
Chris’ laugh is so dang funny
Tickets are too expensive for IJ tour
Anytime Chrissy has a longer than usual build up to telling a story I always assume the episode is about to end on a cliffhanger now #TrustIssues #heybabe
As soon as you said Cano I liked the video haven't laughed that hard in a long time
Wooooow the cheating story reminds me of a guy I knew who caught his wife cheating on him with lil Wayne.
Chrissy is the sweetest, funniest human being on earth 🥰🥰🥰🥰 and he’s 36
Almost have the same last name
Omgg that noise at 12:59 made me jump because i thought there was a fly buzzing by my ear 🤣
Petition to add Vinny's "Come on babe, take care of us" sound bite at the end of the Hey Babe intro song
does sal have a wedding ring tan on his finger? anyways LOVE this episode! all love!!!!
"Out of left field" didn't get the appreciation it deserved 😭🤣
I don't know if you guys will see this, but i just need to let you know how much your podcasts have impacted my day to day life. I'm in Nursing school, online because of Pandi, and I stumbled across your "Tubberware" clip on TikTok about 1 month ago and I cried laughed for like 10 minutes after seeing that. I immediately subscribed here and started watching every podcast from the beginning. You guys make me laugh so hard and you've gotten me through this semester of Nursing school. Keep up the amazing work you guys!! You are loved dearly. Oh and Sal, we are birthday twins my guy ♡
Why swallow the 57' chevy....Sal needs to have an adult education show...in addition to Hey Babe.
I still think this is the best Hey Babe episode of all time
Excuse me...Where the fuck is Prince Herb who the fuck is this?
Chrissy needs to come out with a documentary at this point 🤣🤣
How does Chris have the stories of a 100 year old man in a 30 year old head?
Hey Hey Babe Hey Hey Babe Sal You are very funny and cool Yes Yes
"It was a full Voltron?" 🤣🤣
Chris really wanted to be invited to Jay’s house for dinner
Chrissy’s lil smiles when he says some dumb shit is one of my top 3 favourite things about this podcast also excellent merch , like little stickers or face masks 😋
I was referring to when he said he was 36 🤣
From toy in rectum. To me guessing if he’s on the spectrum.
We’re gonna be everywhere, not Philly lol
14:48 Sal realizing he isn’t supposed to encourage his audience to skip the ads 😂
Please do shows in New Orleans so I can go to one ;-;
Did the Cobra Commander have action grip?
Hey babe I’d eat the tarantula for 100 bucks