Sal and Chris FINALLY Kiss | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 19
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- Опубликовано: 7 апр 2021
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk Chris' dad acting insane to Phil Collins at a Knicks game. Why did Phil Collins have Easter candy at the Knicks game?! Chris' dad embarrassed him when he got them court side seats. Chris and Sal BOMB at basketball games. Sal watched LeBron James play in person! Chris comes to terms with his age and how he is older than LeBron James. Sal realizes he's older than EVERYONE in the NFL. SHOUT OUT TOM BRADY! SHOUT OUT THE SUPER BOWL. Sal has never had a Cinnabon. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE cinnaMON MON. Sal gets embarrassed at Madison Square Garden in front of a sold out crowd. Sal is now PRINCE HERB. The babes talk about the latest Impractical Jokers punishment that is going to haunt Sal for YEARS. Chris talks about how when he was a kid he tried to get his tongue pierced. Is it cool for a guy to have his belly button pierced. Sal talks about the time he pranked his friend as a teenager. Make your friends think you're skipping the check and run out of the restaurant but secretly pay the bill. Jesus was paleo right? What did people eat back then. Chris talks about the time he was served pasta at a wedding and it had cigarette ash in it. Sal talks about the time he witnessed a guest order a pizza to a wedding. Ever call someone by the wrong name? Shout out Dave Attell he's a legend! Who would win in a fight Ronald McDonald or the King from Burger King? Sal and Chris finally kiss.
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Yesssss can’t wait for the peanut butter!!!
I've had Jif Peanutbutter, but I've never had Saratoga!
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Finally!!! I am so excited for hey babe peanut butter!!!!!
Taste buds..... Taste buds. Wait. Wrong pod my bad.
Talkin bout the foods they hate
Talkin bout the foods they like $$$$$$$$
LEMME MAKE 1 THING CLEAR WHEN WE KISSED MY HEART ALMOST EXPLODED!!! YASSSSSSSS SHOUT OUT TOM BRADY!
SPOILER ALERT YASSSS
Pure emotion!!
🤣🤣🤣
Hottest thing I've seen in a minute
But also Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs
Whenever Chris says “Did I ever tell you this?” You know it’s going to be amazing
@Es Emtee So true!!!
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign.
These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
I can't stand his bullshit stories that hold zero truth
@Colin McLeod thank god I'm not the only one. His stories are useless garbage, way too many lies
“A lie”
when they seamlessly segway from grown men in masks, to two old russian women in babushkas, to two blindfolded dudes talking amongst themselves
I legit LOL’d every time they switched
Babushkas 😂 I miss my Baba
I feel like they just evolved podcasts
Segue*
I was listening only and had to rewatch the whole thing. These guys keep the fresh visuals for a pod.
Sal asks, "are you reading this?" While they are both blind folded 😂😂
I will never get over:
1- The crazy stories throughout Chris’ life
2- The laugh Sal does at every story
well...most of them are made up and that’s obvious
@@dylanlundgren3430 it's called comedy babe
@@raymer63 well aware....but he just takes the same 10 stories on every podcast he does, forgets or changes a part and it’s just that over and over
Chris's lie stories are getting annoying. Sounds like a kid trying to come up with a cartoon.
@@raymer63 it's not funny though. They're just lies
“I would’ve raised him with the same amount of love I swear to you” 🤣🤣🤣
since this podcast came out i’ve been greeting every person i see with a “hey babe”
HEY BABE!!!! YASSSSSSS
Same. I used to hate the term “babe” and now everyone is babe.
I say babe way too much anymore 🤣 I'm a stay at home mom in indiana. It doesn't hit the same when I say it 🤣
100% true. Can’t help myself. Hey babes
Me too, babe
these professional babes are always synchronized in singing “hey babe” in any song even if it’s completely out of the blue. true talent
True babes
"Are you reading this?"
**Close up on Chris with his scarf as a blindfold**
Phil Collins: 🎵I can feel it coming in the air tonight🎵
Chris & Sal: 🎵Hey babe🎵
this podcast is so good, its like thursday morning therapy
YASSSSSS BABE THERAPY IS IN SESSION!!!!
41:06 Sal: “I don’t remember his exact navel.” LMAOOOO Sal, you have such a way with words that poetry goes to bed jealous at night at the thought of your wordcraft.
I love that we just... aren’t addressing the masks 😂
And the scarves???
@@wateronfeathers I didn’t even notice the scarves lmfaooo
And the overt lack of pillows
What masks?
@@travistaylor7209 The Sal masks over their faces 🤣😂😅
Chrissy: yeah you know Sal, my friend for like 20 years.
Chrissy’s dad: from Bon Jovi?
Chrissy: yeah dad, yeah
Looool
Im gonna show this to my friends kids and tell them it's birdbox.
Fucking dead lmao
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW LMAO
@@chrisdcomedy YAAAAAAAAAAA
You win the comments section. 🏆
"are you reading this" as they both are wearing blindfolds lol
When the camera turned to Chris and he had the scarf over his face, I never laughed harder
Just so casually 😂
I love how it’s April and they still saying congrats to Tom Brady😂
And fast forward to them still shouting out on July 1. 😂
Imagine just listening to the podcast and not realizing they're blindfolded and wearing Sal's face for half the episode
Hahhahah I only just now realized they did this after listening to it while driving last week hahha
ME! I was driving to pick someone up and at some point I had to park and wait 10 minutes and pulled up the RUclips video. I was laughing so hard when I found out they were doing this 😂
I have a crush on both Sal & Chris but in different ways lmao it’s the humor for meee 🤣
18:55 "You're throwing B's at me, babe." Outstanding callback! 👏👏👏
Sal, with his head wrapped in a burberry print scarf like a village babushka, is everything to me.
jesus christ when they both blindfold themselves lmaoo i’m dying
Chrissy apologizing for the pointy pillow is the best. 😂
After the basement break in story , I now become mildly anxious and nervous that when Sal starts a story we may not ever hear the ending.
THURSDAY IS FOR THE BABESSS 🥳
ALWAYS BABE YASSSSS
I love the transition of their styles. It flows SO SO naturally. Like I’m crying in the office trying to muffle my laughter this shit is hilarious
I was HOWLING at the Cinnabon bit! SAL!! 😂 Why did Chris put the scarf over his eyes?!?! Omg I love everything about this
I’m not too sure, but there’s something about the way that chris tells stories... I just can’t believe him. Ever. 🤣
Homeless Pimp with the camera push ins has me dying
SHOUT OUT THP
This show is the embodiment of stream of consciousness in the best way possible. I feel like each episode is just another part of one long podcast
i like how every thursday morning, at 8am, sal and chris tell me ''hey babe'' 😩
SAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE
19:16
Sal: did you just read that?
Chris: no
Meanwhile both are blindfolded 😂😂
19:16 “cinnaMON is the main ingredient in cinnaBON” bruhhh I’m howling! The way CC says it so seriously and without pause got me dying. The confidence this man displays in all things, including misinformation, is nothing short of inspiring. 💀😭😂😂😂
And then right after sal asks “are you reading this?” Chris: “no” While they’re both blindfolded😂😂😂
That whole Cinnabon conversation was absolutely absurd - loved every second 😂😂
i wish i had the capacity to laugh ay such things like this. if you're reading comments like this that you wish you could relate to know this: you're not alone.
It should be illegal we only get 1 episode of these BABES! 🌟
This Phil Collins story is my favorite Chris Distefano story by far😂😂😂😂 HEY BABE!!!
literally go to sleep wednesday night thinking “what will my babes do to make my entire week 10000x better this time?”
And this week, the answer was: Have an extended conversation about Cinnabon...while blindfolded. And it was glorious...mon 😂
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Sal’s commitment to “Jokers” to go by PRINCE HERB by everyone, going forward?
On a beach in Mexico right now but make no mistake, you know I can’t miss the babes
Chrissy “I’ll Never Forget” DiStefano
I only listen to the audio version of the pod at work, finally watching a video version & Im far from disappointed. This is spectacular LMAO
i am just CONVINCED that chris has lived 200 different lives and he's actually an ancient immortal being in disguise.
Chris "did I ever tell you?" Sal "no" everytime
The random changes with the masks and scarves is... hilarious lol I like that there's no acknowledging any of it.
“I thought I needed to book passage to get Cinnabon access “
I love how spontaneously Chris kissed Sal so sweetly and Sal was just like, “Yeah” 🤣. Love these two 🤟🏻🤗
is there anything more wholesome then hearing pimpy’s little laugh after some of the jokes 😂💙
any quiet moments in my life have now been filled by the voices of Sal & Chris, oh excuse me, Prince Herb & Chris
Make no mistake Chrissy slept at Sal's house for a week so they could record 10 episodes before LA
When the scarf goes over Chris’ eyes after doing a slow mo close up on Sal for the Cinnabon rant. I lost it.
I knew you two were gonna kiss. I KNEW IT!
Legend!
Respect from South Africa sir 🇿🇦
Loved watching you Law and Order Organized crime last week!
i love how detailed the description is
NO MASK. I absolutely NEED to see yalls facial expressions. They are EVERYTHING!
What if this is someone's first episode of Hey Babe 😂😂
What a lucky sob they would be
my first epi was last week 🤪
It was my second 😂
OH GOD DIDNT THINK OF THAT!!!! SHIT
as long as they arent under 18, i dont see a problem
The Cinnabon talk has me dying, thank you so much! 🤣🙏🏼🤣🙏🏼
This is HANDS DOWN the best podcast out. There’s no debate.
Oh shit, these guys make me laugh every day! The scarf blindfolds..ha!
Shout out to Chris and Sal.
I love that they still cut the camera to Sal, when no expressions can be seen 😂
RIGHT 😂
been looking forward to this all week!!! thank you guys for keeping this up while Chris is in LA!
This has sky rocketed towards the top of the podcast game. Look forward to this every week. Their stories about knicks games alone have me dying
This is the only podcasts that consistently makes me laugh so hard that I cry. I love that they never addressed the masks 😂
41:05 "I don't remember his exact navel"
Prince Herb, 2021
had a super stressful week and nothing cures stress better than hey babe!!! Thursday are my new favorite days of the week, love you guys!!!!
This podcast is the only thing that gets me through work every Thursday. Listened to every single podcast!! Love you babes!!
Here in England it's just after 4pm and this laughfest comes on 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I love how they’re not acknowledging the Sal masks
The fact that it’s starting with a Phil Collins story... you know it’s gonna be a good episode! 😂
this is absolutely the best part of my week. thank you Chris and Sal y’all are forever my babes ❤️
i found this podcast because of that tiktok lol best thing to clean my house to lol
I love how audio listeners will never know the headwear transitions happened
"Phil are you with us?" 😂😂😂😂
God this podcast is just too good. Every single week feels like Christmas lol
Love the way sal sings
32:30 The boys finally got their own peanut butter!
😂 I cackled at the Cinnabon back and forth bit 18:04
Having a rough ass day, thanks babes for the laughs. I really needed it today
I’m sure Joe DeRosa is thrilled that you’re talking about food & food tastings on this one 🙊❤️
SHOUT OUT JOEY ROSES!!!!
Saw the title and clicked so fast..
Chrissys garden story 🤣🤣🤣 shout out Tampa Tony , Vinnie and Baby Donald
I’ve not laughed this hard for ages. Thanks mon, top notch podcaston
This podcast gets better every week
They should do that Tik tok trend with the scarves covering their heads in a vehicle or in this case just sitting on the couch.
i love the beginning of every episode specifically for the music remixes to hey babe
I look forward to this every week!! Thursday morning with the babes ♥️
I can’t with the scarfs🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
I'm loving the babushka babe look
@@therealunicornselene that’s EXACTLY what I was thinking
@@mylifeinaburger9556 make no mistake, the scarf over the eyes look was pretty hot
@@therealunicornselene like, birdbox could NEVER
@@mylifeinaburger9556 I would like to blame the title of the video and the thumbnail for putting me in that frame of mind to begin with but _that would be a lie_
Muting my teachers and playing this instead is my favorite thing to do on Thursdays 😂
I love how I would look away for like 10 seconds and they changed the way they look somehow 😂
I love you guys. Thank you for making me laugh and smile on a really rough day ❤
Ever since this podcast made its debut i've been greeting people with a "hey babe". So far i've had 2 unbelievably attractive co-workers think I'm into them and they wanna hangout and a guy who thinks im a weirdo. I'll take it babe!
Haha can you keep updating us on people’s reactions to your hey babes?
ive been watching this podcast for months and I just realized its a clean skit
5 minutes ago they posted this and yaaaas I have been refreshing th YT home screens waiting
Some podcast upload and you save them for later and some you click right away! Then there are ones like this u wait all week for!!! Let’s go! Hey babe!
Wondering if I should be proud or concerned that the stories of Tony Bon Jovi’s antics are pretty on par with my own father’s 🤔 lol Happy Thursday, Babes!!
😂 ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY THESE TWO
I always look forward to Chrissy Chaos stories 😂 I love it when Sal has never heard it before cause his shock, amazement it's total mood 😂
We need a petition for sal to be the next joker. That laugh is something else 😂
make no mistake, as soon as I got the notification I clicked it
The editing on these are amazing. " i believe he has mever eaten a strawbery." Hard cut to a zoom in on sals face. That subtle shit is fuckin awesome
That kiss at the end has me weak!!!!! It was heartfelt and sincere! Love you guys!