Pork Chops & Goat Cheese | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 21
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk foods they have never tried and then TRY THEM! Chris has never had a pork chop, goat cheese, or bologna. Sal has never had a cinnabon! The babes try out these foods to start off today's show! CHRIS OFFICIALLY HATES GOATS. Chris almost triggers Sal to vomit YASSSSS. Shout out Azúcar!!!! The babes are ASMR. Chris gets a chihuahua lesson. Pregnancy cravings are WILD! Snoring is the worst. Chris got an M & M stuck up his nose and his mother called the fire department. Chris talks about how it is to live on the road with Sal. The babes go antiquing! Chris looks like JFK in Sal's glasses. Did Rock Hudson die of a plane crash or AIDS? Do you put ice cubes in your cereal? Does almond milk go bad? Sal is the KING of room service. You ever eat in the shower?! You ever eat left over food off someone else' plate? Sal has......Sal talks about the time he had to do a stand up comedy show but had no voice. BRUTES! The babes talk about times they've been on stage and get sick during a show. THE TALES OF FLESPO.....a kid from Chris' grade school who puked into Chris' bookbag. What is Bologna made of? Why did they throw saw dust on vomit back in school?! SHOUT OUT KLUMP. Chris tries bologna and things don't go great! LOVE YA BABES!
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I’ll buy some magic spoon instead
The so called "maggots" in pork no longer exist, there were parasitic worms that use to be rampant but now pig are given injections to prevent this, even without the injection a well cook porkchop is safe.
I’m so disappointed. As a dairy farmer with a herd of French Alpine does, who makes goat cheeses, I think Chris just lost my respect.
If you’re going to start with goat cheeses, you should have started him with a sweet cream chèvre or bucheron on crackers, not feta. Feta is far too sour to start someone with when they’ve never had goat or sheep cheeses.
I’m so irritated. This annoys me more than all the Catholic doctrine the two of you butcher into nonsense.
Hey babes! Even Uzbekistan has Auntie Annie’s, the parent company of Cinnabon :-) I find Sal’s neglect to partake rather offensive!
Chrissy looks like a boy band Babe from the 90s is that Upstart commercial.
The editing on this podcast is genuinely awesome. The moment where Chris is still chewing and he starts talking about it was like an Oscar movie moment.
SHOUT OUT THE HOMELESSPIMP
@@NoPreshNetwork pimp it’s okay we know it’s u commenting HAHAH
Forreal Pimpy, stop imitating Chris' voice
I went to college to edit film and I edited nursing training videos and created the first Ebola video for nurses/doctors. All because the hospital saved my life after I fell 25ft headfirst into a boulder so I edited the film for them for free, etc. I'm not homeless so I could never be the editor I'm just disabled and Chrissy's long distance boyfriend.
Shout out pimpy
I will never get over Chrissy pronouncing things weirdly and Sal just staring at him in bewilderment 😂
Chi-wow-wowww, tub-o-ware...
happens every episode
Ahh-mons!?
#Almonds
Toats agree! LOVE that,
Honestly, Chrissy cannot see the difference between a P and a B. He even says Cluphouse instead of Clubhouse. Poor guy missed a few pronounciation classes in his youth.
Chrissy Pork Chops and Sally Cinnabon bringing some light to the day
Ever hear a word so much you begin to think that it’s not even a word anymore? Chihuahua
Say gum over and over 😅
2 weeks in a row that Sal wrongly corrects Chris’s pronunciation 😂 Last week it was something French and Sal was definitely off too.
@@buffywasright in just started watching. I kept seeing them on tiktok so here I am lol
I've been daydreaming when someone starts talking to me, and when I respond in a preplanned neutral sentence, it gets replaced with other words
The highlights of this podcast:
1) Chris admitting he would rather be beheaded than eat goat cheese
2) Sal calling ASMR "cinnabun AMSR"
And then Chris going “Mhhmm Mhhhmm” confirming he also didn’t know how to say ASMR.
We need a Joe v Sal v Chris debate special on Tastebuds!
100th ep?!
Yes. Make it so Sal.
Funniest episode of all time...
Yessssss!!!! Genius idea!
Or just replace that other dude bc he’s boring and depressing
The chihuahua debate will do numbers on tiktok, mark my words babes
My mom was born in chihuahua and Sal pronounced correctly. 🥰
@@yaboii7210 it’s a city in mexico
@@yaboii7210 they literally mentioned its a place in Mexico😭☠️
@@floofsboy is it?
@@destenygomez2933 it’s a state and city in Mexico.
“Welcome to another week of learning how to pronounce words with Chris and Sal” 😂😂
Make no mistake babes. Every Thursday I get to hang out with my two gay best friends and I'm here for it. YASSS
It’s just what it is!
HAHAHAHA
Chrissy looked like he was regretting all of his life choices and then he picked the pork chop up with his HAND 💀💀 balls got blown off
That’s how he eats Titi Jerry as well.
BALLS GONE!
@@Gen7486 WILD!
No more bawls
It’s not a hey babe episode without them mentioning the Super Bowl and Tom Brady
SHOUT OUT TB!
Nah. Saratoga peanut butter.
I know this is old, but we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs
Sal being a textbook germaphobe and calling Chrissy's reaction to the goat cheese 'over the top' is hilarious.
He almost had a panic attack because of some chin top chop juice
I was dying 😂😂😂
Joey must be seething, Hey Babe got a food sponsor and ate food on the podcast before Taste Buds! 😩😂
not to mention the view difference lol
@@huckleberrylachow2202 Oooh maybe 🤔 but Joey doesn’t strike me as the type of guy that gives a shit about views to be fair, and I really like that about him lol
LMAOOOO OH BOY
He kinda annoys me, SAL is so funny though!
Es lo que es
I can tell by the title it’s gonna be a banger
YOU ALREADY KNOW BABE
The ‘chihuahua’ repetitions addled my brain
I got physically lighter because of how many brain cells I lost listening to the chihuahua segment.
Chiwawa
I’m so glad I found out about this podcast. This, Bad Friends and 2B1C stay in rotation
YASSSSSS
“AAHHHH! I just got some goat cheese in the purée!!!”
-Things veterans of WWII never thought they would hear grown men say
LOL
I can not keep doing this with Chris...chi-wow-wow😂🐕
BABE WE NEED 2 EPISODES A WEEK PLEASE 🥺
My mouth was AGAPE when Chris said he didn’t put his almond milk in the fridge....
I have misophonia and I can still watch these babes eat new foods all day long... is what it is
I just came across this the other day and I've consumed all the episodes in a few days, and pears are one of the best fruits when skinned, sliced and soaked in pear juice.
The one pod I can watch straight through. No breaks babe
“No one has EVER gone into a restaurant and ordered a pork chop with a salad!!” -joe derosa
“ITS NEVER HAPPENED”
I do :(
the theme song makes me feel like a fashion week model, bust into a strut everytime. yas babe.
I truly hope two years from now we’re still congratulating the Kansas City Chiefs and Tom Brady 😂🤣
I completely lost myself when the chihuahua debate unraveled!!😂
EVERY time the Superbowl is mentioned I can't stop laughing. It's late April!
Sal can’t handle how Chris eats like a savage lol anxiety babes!
Hey babe, make no mistake I was refreshing the page eager for today's episode!
Same here!
BABE! I’m so excited to see Will here!
@@willomalley8331 😎😎
pimp laughing in the background makes every episode in shows they shouldn’t put the laugh track anymore they should just put pimps laugh
SHOUT OUT THE PIMPSTER 🤣💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
It’s the absolute worst part of this show.
Please never stop this podcast guys. Hey sal 🥰😘
I love how Sal corrects Chris 🤣 what a pairs of babes xxxx
I can’t believe after all these years, I still have a big crush on Sal 🤣
Pimps OH NO when Chris is drinking from the bottle is perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need a pimp cam!! His laughs are why I’m here
Nobody corrected sal when he said Amsr" 😂😂
Finally the pork chop episode!!!! YAAAAAASSSSS BABES
I loved seeing buzzin Sal on Legion of Skanks tonight. Got off work just in time to catch Sal having one helluva time.
Make no mistake babe, my favorite segment of this pod is pronunciation 101 with Sal and Chris
The zoom-in editing moments are genius!! As usual, Babes, my face hurts from laughing.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
“CHI WOWWWW WAHHH” 😂💀 omgggg
Chew How Hah
Cheo Hoo Hoo
Chi Huo hoo Huooa
I want merch with all the different pronunciations of Chihuahua 😂💀
Samurais are bisexual
Sal: “I ordered Hot Tub Time Machine.”
Chris: “The movie?!”
Idk why but that made me die laughing
Funny, I just bought that on digital yesterday. Severely underrated comedy
Sal reacting to Chrissy’s “over the top” reaction to the goat cheese like a disappointed grandma SENT MEEEE 😂😂
The “your throwing b’s at me babe” callback was legendary (shoutout tubberware)
Where was this time stamp. I’m trying to find it
MY THURSDAY’S ARE PHENOMENAL THANKS TO HEY BABE!! These episodes feel so short I need more plz 😭😭♥️
YASSSSSS BABE!!!💃💃💃🚨🚨🚨🚨
What a treat Sal is such a good host I feel you mention one thing to Sal and he'll buy it for you randomly
i cant stop seeing the frames in sal's glasses as drawn on eyebrows...
Hahaha omg now i cant unsee it
When i first saw Sal's glasses I mistook the frames for his eyebrows and now can't unsee it.
Great. Now it’s all I can see!
“knowing that you dabble in marijuana, i’m very surprised you haven’t had a cinnabon” IM DEAD😂😂
21 episodes in and we hit the maggots callback from episode 1. god damn boys. brilliant.
I love how real Chrissy is. Always.
Rise and shine it’s hey babe time ☀️
Started watching last week I finally caught up,what a great podcast pure entertainment
Going to work and listening this podcast is pure vibes 😂😂😂
Thank you guys for making my Thursday’s so much better. Shout Chrissy Pork Chops and Sally Cinnabon and the Cinnabon AMSR😂
WOW history is truly being made here,I’m glad I’m here to witness it 🥲
YASSSSSSSSS BABE
@@NoPreshNetwork not the history we want though
hello brother
History was being made with History Hyenas but...
I was depressed before I watched this. Then I saw Chris eat goat cheese. Depression gone! It’s impossible to be sad watching Hey Bebe 😂
love having my birthday on a thursday just to watch a brand new episode. great way to wake up😁
WOOOOOW HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE
@@NoPreshNetwork THANK YOU BABE!!!
The homeless pimps laugh in the background sets me off every time 😂
Yessss can't wait to devour this episode in one go. Hey babes!
😅😆😄 Love the way Chris had to pray before taking 1 bite! The absolute BEST podcast team ever 👏💥💥💥
Ooooh this is my new favorite show after finding chrissy on YMH
WELCOME TO THE MADNESS BABE!
i’ve already heard all the podcasts. and like i said now i’m WATCHING the podcast. shoutout hey babe 🤙🏻🤙🏻
Hey Babes!
Gotta go with Sal on this one Goat Cheese is the goat 🐐
But loving Chrissy’s bravery today.
MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WEEK!!!! I FREAKING LOVE YALL! 2 PODCASTS A WEEK WOULD BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING❤️❤️❤️❤️
Sal saying “chew” instead of chi 😂😂
This has to be the best episode Of anything I’ve ever watched in my life
i would do anything for a full ep of Chris trying new foods
I literally eat goat cheese & feta cheese in cubes all the time 🤣 I’m with sal - absolutely amazing 😻
sal saying AMSR instead of ASMR made me laugh harder than it should have
Hes funny. Although he was on Chris for saying "tubberwear"
So Sal makes an actual meal for Chrissy and Chrissy goes and buys a Cinnabon from the store... Yeah that tracks
You forgot the hording of the wine!!
honestly these two are my dream 🍃🌬 rotation😂😂
As someone with a phobia of people throwing up and also misophonia...I’m 11 minutes in hahaha I have my finger on the exit button in case Chris throws up LOL
That intro of Chrissy Barbaric hoofing a pork chop and heaving a goat cheese was *chefs kiss* perfect 👌
Homeless pimp's laugh is like Nadavs from YMH. It's a total enhancer
I just started watching all your podcasts, but make no mistake babes, this one made me laugh way too much.
I love you guys ❤️
Me, refreshing the page until I finally see the new episode: 👁👄👁
Me, with tears in my eyes moments later: proudly singing the national hey babe anthem 🥲
I’m definitely trying this bright cellars thing cuzz! Thank you!
Hey Babe has officially consumed more food live on air than Taste Buds, the show about food.
Lmao
Im so happy i found this video this was hilarious. Definitely need to watch more of them
I love Chrissy had to hype himself to eat a pork chop 😂
Lmao says the whole Lord’s Prayer
I have never been happier to watch two amazing souls eat some of my favorite food
10:00 Sal- "I would, honestly though, the situation he described, I'm...I'd....call me what you will, I'd rather have goat cheese 🤷♂️"
Just started watching the podcast (had to because I was listening on my phone).. LORDT help me, I live for Sal constantly correcting Chrissy lol.
Currently trying to study but I can't stop watching.
I'm also a new mom and I don't have babes around me that I can talk to.. SO hey babes.
You guys give me the serotonin I'm missing...
I love that we can hear pimpys laugh in the background, because, same 😂😂
I’m here from the future I don’t have much time.
ISIS just took out Chrissy because he refused to eat their local delicacy, Goats Cheese.
I always listen to my podcasts in my car. Hey Babe Podcast is even better when you watch it on RUclips. Omg 😂 I’m starting over. 😂
@No Presh Network Good Thursday morning babes! Glad to be here! 😁😊😉🙋♀️💜💙
MORNING BABE!!!
@@NoPreshNetwork 🌞
Its been a really hard stressful week, you guys have no idea how much seeing a new upload means. Thank you for bringing some peace and laughter into my week 💜
Had to listen to the podcast on Spotify first and all I could hear we the spit while they ate 😭🤮 but I love them so I suffered through
LMFAO all the color leaving Sal's face when he saw the half eaten bologna xD
"The goat has chin hair" 🤣
- Chris Distefano 2021
Watching you two eat that puree has made my year. Thanks for all the laughs! While I miss WSY, Chris, you are another perfect pair up for a podcast with Sal.
Ok they officially congratulate the super bowl every episode
i loveeeeee pimp’s laughter off cameraaaa😂😂😂
dammit I'm pregnant and i want a damn Cinnabun. thanks guys