FOMOSEXUALS | Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! | EP 14
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk Bitcoin, Chris tries to teach Sal about the elusive ways of the Bitcoin, who is Satoshi Nakamoto and how to bitcoin start?, is Satoshi Nakamoto actually Tekashi 6ix9ine, what do we feel about Elon Musk?, what’s Elon Musks mom look like?, is Bitcoin a criminal thing? It's untraceable, the babes come out and realize they are both FOMOSEXUALS, was Bitcoin started by the CIA? Why does the FBI have so many Bitcoins? There is Bitcoin ATMs now, Sal doesn't understand Bitcoin at ALL but being a true FOMOSEXUAL he does want to invest, is the future a BITCOIN FUTURE? let us know what you think in the comments BABES!
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Hey babes can you give my mom a shout out she talks of you guys all the time and I know it will make her life her name is Jessica Shick
I watched an hour podcast of babes talking about bitcoin and learned nothing about bitcoin. no regrets.
make no mistake, im def buying bitcoin after i finish the pod
#Facts
Its the new cash.
Lmao love this
No ragrets
I feel Sal when he goes “ am I an idiot or is this hard to grasp” 😂😂😂never have I related with a podcast so much😂😂
yeah. it's the third option - which is that, chris destefano, god love him is a funny dude, but he's just not very smart, he probably would be in the running to win the award of least smartest person who is ALSO at the same time, a doctor, among other things, he's just not that smart. which is all well and good, because I believe him being slightly cognitively defficient is endearing, and almost charmful, he's an inspiration to people like me, who once knew a man who was slightly stranger than the rest and one day milk shot out of the nostrils above a spaghetti sauce stained upper lip - and it all made sense....
@@ryanstoyles7611 ok
"pimp for some reason just googled 'what is baloney'" while sal and chris were in the middle of a conversation about cryptocurrency. i relate to pimp so much
I love how they just glosssd over that during the podcast
Bologna
bologna stupid
lol do you mean bologna ?
“Elon Musk said in the clubhouse meeting” has to be the most chaotic start to a sentence I’ve ever heard
literally disorienting
"Haim said the aliens are walking among us" 🤣🤣
Sal’s lack of understanding of Bitcoin actually seems more intelligent than almost anyone who acts like they do
Very true
The funny thing is, Chris knows less about bitcoin.
right! because intelligent people understand it is practically a video game and that it has no real value in today's U.S. currency. Like can it buy me a house legally? Can I physically buy an item? I think it is as insane as believing in the earth being flat or that we live in a simulation.
Sal is also very well spoken. As someone with a literature degree, I am impressed by his phrasing.
@@madisonhartwick8114 Personally, I treat it more as gambling than anything because I hate having to pretend I know *exactly* how it works. I have a general idea what it's about and I'm prepared to lose everything. Contrary to Chris, that is. Lol
Hey babe there’s nothing better than hearing chris explain to sal what cryptocurrency is when he really only knows words that he learned from his baby mamas ex husband
Tank sinatra is his baby mama's ex husband/first baby daddy?
CUZ THIS IS A 10
@@waynegretzkyy nah lol he just had her ex on "chrissy chaos" which he says was filmed after this episode of hey babe but came out before it
💯 Chrissy Chaos & Suspectible Sal has been the best dynamic so far, plus organic def. didn't seem fake.
who basically has no idea what hes talking about.... love that chris is into it, but wish he would talk to someone who understands it
Thursday’s are for THE BABES
Are some of those babes former babies from the Chris D. Clan!?!?!?!?
Sometimes fri too!
@@davidperez5089 former chris d. baby here! 🤣🤣🤣
I can listen to Sal rant all day 😂 “Is the blind leading the blind, tonight at 11” ☠️
I love Sal.
It's the passion 😂😂😂😂
It came out so natural he is a great stand up
“Elon Musk is my Jesus”
@@JA-ur8cx his vocab arouses me 😂
You know when Chrissy says "I swear to God" and "literally" he's about to make some shit up lol
Sal is getting fucking funnier and funnier. Jesus christ this podcast is golden
Saly golden balls! 🥣
sal is a treasure and ill protect him with my life.
Nice burner account Sal
@@auraglasswerks4900 lol, caught red handed
Sal has always been perfect Babe!
With the glasses and black long sleeve, it looks like Long Island Steve Jobs trying to figure out crypto currency.
He looks like Steve Temp Agency 🤣🤣
What a fucking financial crew:
Tank Sinatra, Donny Tsumani, and Patty Fly Balls
the BEST part of the podcast is when you randomly hear Pimp's laugh in the background 😂😂
Two bears one cave has even more laughter whenever bert says his originals thoughts
I'm with Sal on everything here.
27:25
Sal gives off a vibe that he's developing a computer company in his garage
Sal Jobs
Chris: describing what he thinks Bitcoin is for 30 minutes...
Sal: What...is...Bitcoin?
Perf 🤣💙
Sal is us and we are Sal when it comes to Bitcoin. A BABE IS LOST AS HELL
🙌🙏
Amen on this comment Babe
I'm formally requesting a Homeless Pimp interview
“Everybody’s Got A Hey Babe” is already #1 on Billboard Charts! We’ll done gentlemen.
Wth are you talking about
@@LuisDiaz-gw1xs I think the intro song
The funniest part about this is that Sal has a bachelors in Finance.
I forgot about that!!! Hysterical!
When they zoom up on Sal’s surprised or shocked face...makes me laugh every time, every episode.
Sal’s questions about Bitcoin is exactly how I feel. Incredibly confused!! None of it makes sense!!
Love how Chrissy doubles down on his fake knowledge of Bitcoin. Hey Babe!
ill be interested to see if chris d can manage to actually learn something about this subject and perhaps report it back to the poddy woddy
he might be able to count fast but the kid just aint that smaht!
I like the way Sal's hair is styled in this episode. He looks like a posh White Hispanic lumberjack.
the closed captions say homosexual instead of fomosexual. the deaf people are going to be confused
deaf people listen to podcasts?!?
To be 100% truthful, whenever Sals alarm goes off, it reminds me to take my birth control. So thanks Sal! Hey babe!
Chrissy: says anything about Bitcoin
Sal: I still don’t know what that means
Summary of this episode:
Chris: Bitcoin
Sal: What language are you speaking?!?!
The subtle zoom ins are fucking gold 😂 Pimp Is a genius
Fuck I love Sal, just an authentically funny guy who doesn’t try to be funny.
Sal is asking ALL the questions I have. We’re still in the same place. I DONT KNOW WHAT BITCOIN IS.
ME. EITHER.
Not that hard to understand 🤣
Just in general Sal is a representation of me and how I feel towards Bitcoin but for some reason his response toward the NFTs truly epitomized my feelings of intellectual inadequacies " a token for what based on what? What does the token represent? A ToKeN?!?!" 😂😂
This is my favorite episode so far lmfao! Sal's genuine confusion is the most relatable and nonchalant humor I've seen in forever, im in literal tears 😂
Make no mistake, Chrissy Crypto is gonna cause some economic chaos
Love the “Hey Babe” song renditions - you guys should do a version of “Hey Jude” 💯
I've listened/watched this 100 times. Sal is me whenever someone talks about some weird nonsense I don't fully understand. "Im in my 40s! So eliminate everyone 40 and up!" Im 36 and I have no idea what any of it means.
Wow post-covid Yannis seems a lot more Italian. Why do people keep calling him Sal now?
It's a character Yanni does
@@kdog5471 Yeah ig Chrissy is going after that next top $$$, pairing with Sal here, censoring up a little more. Yanni is kinda left in the dust tho
I love this combo, the chemistry is perfect.
I was so upset when the hyenas broke up.... but this podcast has really grown on me.... I guess Chrissy Chaos can get me to love anything he is involved in. Homes I didn’t even know who Sal was.... and now I’m a big fan.... Love this show’s vibe
Sal & Chris singing is the content that I never knew I needed
Sal asked the BEST question about this bitcoin shit I loved it LMFAO
is sal going to drop his entire skincare routine or just leave us hanging with the retinol
i’m 14 episodes in and i still laugh every time sal’s alarm goes off and chris says “birth control”
AH yes the greatest investment advisor of 2021: a roided up guy named "Tank" and tiktok
I’m writing the next bible with words gifted to me a man named platypus feet, so I get it.
Tik Tank!
Don’t forget about Mr. Tsunami
Sal and Chris did the pizza math wrong. The pizza roughly cost in today’s Bitcoin price, 470 million dollars...
I love how skeptical Sal is of all this. So am I, Sal.
I have to be honest at the start of the episode I tapped out five minutes in because I didn’t feel like hearing about cryptocurrency. I went back the next day and I’m so glad I did. Your commentary on even subjects I feel tired on is hilarious. Another amazing pod. Love you babes.
“Pimp for some reason just Googled “What is bologna”” I lost it😂😂
“It’s probably violent depression”. Me.
Been waiting!!!! Still missing the OG intro though hahaha, love ya babes!!!
Sal is literally cracking me up not understanding, he is so animated asking questions! 😂 ♥️♥️♥️
I’m 25 years old, and I’m with Sal on feeling like I’m going insane and not understanding anything being said🤣
This podcast has given me hope that 2021 will turn out to be a good year after all. I've been rewatching every episode again and i just cant get enough, thanks babes!
I love that sal takes his dad to the doctor. Shout out Sal.
Sal’s voice is my favorite voice I have ever heard in my entire 26 years of living!😂
This is your guys first podcast where u talk about one topic the whole time. I’m not use to this 🤣
My favorite moment of the podcast was when Sal mentioned Parappa the Rapper and reminded me of, "In the rain or in the snow... Got the funky, funky flow". Classic!
This could be the greatest bitcoin podcast ever recorded
Best episode yet, Sal was on fire the entire first half lmaoo.
This is the most I’ve felt like Sal in my life
Ever since I found this podcast last week it's been one of my favorites. Glad I found it so soon.
Hearing “congrats to Tom Brady, just won the super bowl this week” was jarring lmao, feels like that was so long ago already
its a little inside joke hahahhh
i even watch the promos in this podcast cause they're always so hilarous. literally no skips while listening i love these guys!
Make no mistake babe, the chaos has grabbed ahold of Sally sweetheart!!
Sal I appreciate your your curious mind and hunger to understand!!!!! Love the pod keep it up BABE!!!!!
Bad Friends to get me to Thursday. And Hey Babe to get me to Monday
Men too buddy, add your mom's house and that's my everything
Slop city, 2s enough podcast, frenemies
And when Sal said: And I'm a 44 year old woman!😂 omg that just killed me to pieces!!!!!
I was screaming at the screen for this whole episode.
This is hilarious on so many levels. I am so confused at what Bitcoin is after this. Sal is the best with all the questions!
i love being here babes
You guys are the best. I'm so glad I found this podcast a couple of weeks ago because I've always loved both of you individually. I didn't realize that I could enjoy you so much together
Very Good Sal & Chris singing Hey Babe Hey Babe
I love Sal's reaction to the Bitcoin information... I feel the same way.
Nobody comes close to Hey Babe with ad reads, except Taste Buds
I actually look forward to these coming out every day lol, makes my day listening to these two!
Sal fucking took the words right out of my mouth in the exact tone. Mine what. What does that mean.
27:25
The pod episodes are so behind. Recording wise. My biggest pet peeve of podcasters. And I love this pod.
Sal you are NOT alone. Not ONE word of the Bitcoin babble made even ONE bit of sense....Also I can tell just by the way you speak that you are extremely extremely intelligent, so there's like no help for the rest of us understanding Bitcoin if you don't....😳😭
27:25
Im so proud of you guys for talking so openly about your Fomo-sexuality. I've been in the closet for years AND IVE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT WHAT IM MISSING OUT ON OUTSIDE OF THE CLOSET. ITS 2021 BABE WERE HERE AND WERE FOMO DEAL WITH IT YASSSS
IM GONNA BE RICH OFF BITCOIN BABE!!!!!! DONT SLEEP ON BITCOIN!!!!
@chrisdcomedy I love Chrissy Bitcoins!!! B-B-B-B-B-BITCOINS!!!!! 😁💰
Sal feels like every 80 year old holding a smartphone for the first time and Crypto Chrissy is talking like that guy who actually knows nothing but how to pronounce the words he's saying. Love it.
Name one person with a better vocabulary than Sally V. I’ll wait.
Best time of the week, please do your live shows soon!!
Tank Sinatra, Joey Fly Balls, and Donnie Tsunami are your financial advisors? How long do you expect to spend in jail? I'm thinking 3-5 with good behavior.
Thank you Sal. These are the questions I have but am too scared to ask because I am part of the “younger generation” that should know these things 😅
As always great show gentlemen. Still have no clue what bitcoin is 100% but I'm a total fomo too sooo I need to check into it. P.S. Sal, I love your socks.
No doubt about it; it is what it is but this was the best ep so far! Sal expansive vocabulary and the camera zooms make the show what it is!
I need these to be longer fomos
Now I can't live without the intro. And the songs adapted with Hey Babe as lyrics? Out of this world babes. 😊😊❤
I just want you guys to know that this podcast has gotten me through a couple low points lately & the ability that you guys have to make even the most upset person laugh is such a gift. Thank you for sharing that with us.
Same babe. Keep your chin up! 😊✌❤
The “raycon” Ray J Ad.... best I ever heard!
Something about a non fungible token feels illegal 😂😂
It’s not illegal but it’s really just a way for these people with large crypto holdings to avoid some taxes at the end of the year. Art is tax deductible and especially in a market where what they buy now can be worth 10x by the end of the year, it’s all about taxes smh
Hahahah the slow - mo face zoom ins are hilarious. Makes it’s 10x more dramatically funnier
I'm only half a FOMO.
FOMO-adjacent
Side FOMO
I'll never be a FOMO
I did a survey, turns out I'm 47% Fomo
This pod was Gold!! Best of them all this one and ep. 1. Support the sponsors folks
Someone commented about Sal’s ears and I can’t stop looking
This is the highlight of my day...thank you guys!! HEY BABE💅
when you watch chris’s other pod and you know he lost big money
🤣🤣
Chrissy small pockets lol xx
"Chrissy conundrums"
You mean HH?
The kid sold out for less! Chrissy Chaos for real lol
this podcast keeps getting better. i see this one lasting a very long time and i cant wait
CHRISSY BITCOINS