A Paunchy, Bearded Man! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 163
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- Опубликовано: 21 фев 2024
- Thursdays are for the BABES!!! This week the babes talk about their fear of being wrongfully accused, the Washington Post article that took a jab at Sal for no reason at all, and whether or not a healthy BMI is attainable.
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Thinking of Sal in jail asking the inmates not to point sharp edges towards him is sending me 😂
😂
A perfect joke! Pfffahahahahaha!!!
(Thats how I laugh) 😂
That is hilarious!!!!!!
Sal brings me to life. Wake me up wake me up inside.
SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE
How dare you😂
Go check out the last taste bud podcast, see what he’s really like😂
ICANTWAKEUP
The fact that y’all are STILL keeping up the Super Bowl bit is amazing. Only the OGs Babes know!
Daaaaamn they recorded this a WHILE ago!! Don’t even know who’s in the Super Bowl yet. Don’t y’all go pulling a Two Bears on us!! :) love my babes.
For real! Haha those guys are getting too big for their britches. My wife and I saw Tommy live every year since 2014. We went to find tickets last year and the cheapest option available was 180 fuckin dollars! 🤣🤯 Still love those guys, but won't be seeing them anymore
@@ericraymond1274yeah once they hit arenas and theaters, it’s too much. Good for them, but comedy clubs are way better anyway
Tom Segura is a scumbag and Bert is just unfunny
Respectfully, the babes give us consistent FREE content. Let them bank some eps, succeed beyond the pod and spend time being happy humans who foster their relationships with family and loved ones. I want our babes happy. I also wouldn't pay $180 to see the resurrection, that's wild 🤷🏼♀️
Are you really here for up to the minute current events? I’m here to listen to the babes riff, half the time they’re talking about bullshit anyway. People hating on Tom and Bert have gotten so cringe. This is free entertainment
The chaos that Chris brings clashes so beautifully with sals ever so calm demeanor.
It’s the funniest thing
Having the babes use electronics close to the mic to close the eps is honestly a genius comedic move and anyone who thinks otherwise can take it up with bloom cafe.
“All my life, I knew I wanted to be a gangster.” - Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
ALLEGEDDDDDDLYYYYYYYYY
I love a good mid-sentence interruption for them to advertise for 7 minutes 😅 still love em
I feel like this isn’t the same podcast as it used to be, however, it has a friendly sense of a “check-in” from Chris and Sal.
Yeah, the babes have transformed over time just like any person does and thus the podcast has changed some. They started during quarantine, it was a completely different time for the world, and I think that really shows. Anyways, I'll always be here for it. Chris and Sal have great chemistry no matter what, and watching their glow up has been cool. I still like to shout out Tom Brady every once in a while cause it reminds me of the birth of this pod❤
@@MP-qq7clDid you watch the latest episode of taste buds? I’m never watching that shit again. Sal is off his rocker
@RG-tm7uq I don't watch Taste Buds. Not a big DeRosa fan. He's too negative for me, always bitching about something.
@@RG-tm7uqlol, I haven’t but what Sally Baby do this time?
Yessss babess. Need 2 epi wepies a week 😭
Yaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!
As a person of Reno I very much appreciate Chrissy coming out! I took my son and we laughed the entire time. Loved it.
I’m glad Chris finally came out of the closet
omgg the mums wine from meet the parents!! LMFAOO when he wants expensive wine and he goes “you can buy a bunch of mums” 😭😭😭😭😭 totally forgot about that ahahahaha
For the BABES!! We out here!!
Chris you’re not 6”1 😂
I literally have a photo stood next to you and we’re the same height!
I’m 5”11 on a good day babe ❤
Thank you Chrissy for coming to Reno. You killed it and we were happy to have you! Sal had the right face but it was appreciated!
Love having the babes in my day ❤️
It’s the small things… I love how new pod producer Steve also has a higher pitched voice like the legendary Homeless Pimp. It’s like a safety blanket to help heal from our loss
Waiting for the babes all week
Love ya babes . Glad you're back
so grateful to be on the same vibe rn 💚💖
Tim Dillon yesterday & the BABES today
life is great
Tim dillon really needs to run for government as governor or senator or something...... calling the news on himself folks folks folks yes I made money on the deal but guess what the tax payers get this year drum roll please! Hahahahaha
I ain't evah gonna stahp listening to AFX
Life in the Big City!
Sal: “Joe doesn’t do OxyContin…”
Chris: “He does. No, he does…why else would you move to Pennsylvania?”
i had the hardest day ive had in awhile. this ep coming out means the world. thank you babes, so happy you guys are back 🥺
Hope you feel better soon. This too shall pass ❤️
shout out Sal wearing bonfire merch. crackle crackle babes
Sprinkle sprinkle
Sal rocking a Bonfire shirt, hell yeah
16:42 I’ll help you move something 😂
I caught that too😂😂😂
1:44 I always enjoy when you guys say, " Hey babe," in the part of the song i particularly want you to say it ❤❤❤
How can these millionaires not afford proper sound tech
Epic intro song 😂❤ NNNIIIIIIIICCCCEEEE, comin in smooth today boys
Man that intro was true magic
I get the Babes 2 weeks in a row! This shit is crazy! Luv Yew Babes!
BEST PODCAST INTRO OF THE YEAR!
Literally never knew there was a TV show going on in the prison in the next county over from me?? Wild dude.
Omg yaaaaaaaas babes! Fabulous!🎉🎉🎉
Your comment has the option to translate to English, and when you click it all that happens is the word "yaaaaaaaas" has one less A in it 😂
my comfort pod 🫶🏼
Babes. No lie, I was thinking of Judah Friedlander like a week ago! Every time I see Adam Friedland’s name I am reminded of Judah. Get him on the show! free hugs!
Sal slimmer than a salamander loookin good :))
Chrissy Hat’s gots me dying 😂
Thanks Babes! 💖😘💕
YAY! HI BABES!
Oooouuuu 🎉🎉🎉 no one does it like the babes 😂😂😂
Hey babes!!! Yall are lookin AMAZE BALLZ!!! ❤❤❤❤ (miss ya Pimpy)
Tundra is a type of Biome. Just like a rainforest and desert
All this prison talk got me thinking of TT Jerry, whatever happened to her?
Love my babes 🩷🩷
I just love the singing intro's
YASS BABESS 🎉❤
Intro harmony was 🤌🏽
Horrible* 😂
@@Simsimma33 😭😭😭
Sure I'm not the first. I love the way these guys enjoy love eachother's humor
that might have been the BEST into song of the Pod!!!!!
Omg The Inbetweeners is one of my favorite shows of all time!!
The intro song yasss
I need more Venetia.i love her laugh
Love the Bonfire T 💜
Ayy my name is Judah! Feels good to be appreciated
Holy shit Chrissy, @9:42 you described exactly how I wound up in jail, except it was my Dad who forgot to mail me the ticket. WOW.
Great into fellas!
I was wrongly accused of smuggling heroine at my parole hearing. My pastor was there, I can’t make this stuff up! I beat the case but I had to flatten my sentence, the CO’s literally framed me. It’s all public record and I will definitely discuss it all on Your Girlfriend’s Favorite Podcast! #sneakerheadron stay tuned
34:06 Chris: “Well what can ya do”
Me @ my phone screen: “TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!!”
I would love to see a scary movie of these two just keep ending up in fucked up scary situations with how paranoid and frantic they get and brains wonder I bet they could make a hilarious horror movie like.... tucker and Dale vs evil
sal's constitution could not take it
Steve babe u gotta put a logo up when they do ad sponsors. Almost missed joymode
Chris wearing a PBR sweater is the biggest oxymoron
Heyy babes❤
The superbowl talk at the end is hilarious a month after the superbowl happened lol (I get they bank episodes).... Congrats to the KC Chiefs from 3 years ago lol
It’s a running joke from the early episodes lol. They congratulated Tom Brady all of 2021 😂
I have those same dreams. Terrifying.
Played first base and was fielding a grounder that popped up and shattered my nose. I didn't even realize it until blood dumped all over me. Played the next game ❤
Im sorry but y'all are looking fantastic! Keep thriving, love to see it ^_^
I remember when I played baseball at an age where the adult would pitch the ball to us. Long story short, I hit a line-drive that smacked him straight in the eye and knocked him out cold. I had a home run and the ambulance took him away… ❤
ive never seen 30 rock but i recognized Judah Friedlander from that 2001 comedy Wet Hot American Summer where his character's fiance makes a joke about specifically jumbo shrimp being an oxymoron!! crazy coincidence cuzzy wuzzy
My doctor won't go by the BMI at all. It's really annoying since I worked hard for 3 years to get within my proper BMI.
Can't wait to see Chris in Landon!
Is Landon his closet boyfriend?
My most recent dream about Sal: he was visiting me here in louisiana again (dream besties!) to do some fishing (i havent fished in years. Sal probably has never). He and I, along with some other very...interesting strangers (weird, swampy types. never seen them before irl), were staying in an old fishing camp. Upon dressing for our watery excursion, I attempted to wear my favorite camo waders (don't own any irl) and Sal gave me a death glare and said, "mmmmm, no. not those. wear the other things." The other things were a black pair of Uggs rain booties.
I need to keep a log of these dreams - they're disturbingly frequent. Impractical Nightmares.
Chrissy Chaos is slowly becoming Chrissy Country with the PBR merch
crackle crackle!
The brown socks!😳
The dude in prisons like ok just don't attack me tomorrow. Today is my birthday.
Have they not sung What's Up from 4 Non Blondes? That would kinda be perfect.
Pretty sure they have or I've at least heard Sal sing it somewhere
Hey babes !
Hey baby! Lol
ive had 3 ads in the first 5 minutes not including the dates plug…
TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE
Hey Babe
Ok this intro ❤🎉🎉🎉🎉
That Larry David footage thing was crazy
Love you sal ❤❤❤❤❤
Sal coked up! Let’s gooooo!!!
Chrissy wearing a hat for the “21st time in his life”
oh yeah!
Chrissy Inseams! Great story
Y’all kill me!
I live in two rivers where Avery did they still got up billboards with a 100k reward to find the real killer lol
Rest in peace
Have we never done Tony Toni Tone? If it really feels good to you baby lemme hear you say…..
Hey Babe, more like Hey Ads, sheeeeesh!
Dude these months pre recorded eps idk not the same..😢
I know Pimp is gone but i hate the new thumbnails for the pods
Agreed
What happened to Pimpy
I think they both caught ADD on this one 😆
hey chrissy who is the FORMER (how dare you) paunchy gentlemen next to you that is now a skinny mini! You look great Sal!
Joe DeRosa is Judah friedlanders long lost brother
There’s a RUclips channel called “baseball doesn’t exist” which talks about Japanese baseball. Very interesting
A buddy of mines dad went to prison on r@pe charges because my his wife’s daughter lied and said he r@ped her and then after he was locked up for like 2 years or something she admitted she lied because she just didn’t like him as her step dad 🤦🏻♂️
I’ll bet $10k that the Chiefs beat the Niners in overtime.
he's a slow...bahahahahahaha