When you buy ADULT TOYS online (funny!)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 сен 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 года назад +1265

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

  • @soulonsoul8035
    @soulonsoul8035 3 года назад +7177

    it's so realistic how the delivery guy doesn't care but she's stressed lol

  • @fixerupperer
    @fixerupperer 3 года назад +6410

    The most unrealistic part is the delivery guy doesnt throw the stuff on the porch and leave without even ringing the doorbell.

    • @athanasiosgiogakis
      @athanasiosgiogakis 3 года назад +294

      But, she lives in Canada, that shit only happens in the states.

    • @MrMiyagi005
      @MrMiyagi005 3 года назад +219

      Only in usa cos even in a third world country packages are handed to you not thrown on your porch.

    • @albumkosong
      @albumkosong 3 года назад +44

      Yeah in Asian that never happen

    • @matusgerbiark3622
      @matusgerbiark3622 3 года назад +9

      its fake

    • @Krogzaxants
      @Krogzaxants 3 года назад +53

      In what barbaric country do you live. Never happens here.

  • @paulmasters8666
    @paulmasters8666 3 года назад +3120

    That dudes a great actor, there's no way he didn't laugh a million times filming this...

    • @malcolmperez1790
      @malcolmperez1790 3 года назад +75

      That's why I wish channels like this has blooper videos

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 3 года назад +9

      I recognize him. Who is it? Anyone know?

    • @elvisdavid771
      @elvisdavid771 3 года назад +19

      @@Mama_Bear524 Kevin vidal

    • @ddzombot
      @ddzombot 2 года назад +7

      I don't see how anyone could not do this with a straight face this was far from funny

    • @paulmasters8666
      @paulmasters8666 2 года назад +12

      @@ddzombot Well I guess that defines your sense of humor.

  • @greigclement9081
    @greigclement9081 2 года назад +492

    Loved how the delivery guy already knew Julie had ordered the stuff and was dragging it out so she would finally admit it. Probably the tenth adult package delivered on his route that morning.

    • @palmtrees9474
      @palmtrees9474 2 года назад +9

      How did he know what was inside?

    • @greigclement9081
      @greigclement9081 2 года назад +12

      @@palmtrees9474 most probably sender address and familiar with the almost discreet packaging :D

    • @mozzjones6943
      @mozzjones6943 2 месяца назад +2

      @@palmtrees9474 That's the obvious fictional part about this. A courier driver will never know what's inside your package unless it's printed on the packaging or it's an item that's being delivered and installed/fitted. They will never see what it is from paperwork or handheld computer either lol

    • @DimitryMarushak
      @DimitryMarushak Месяц назад

      This is fiction btw...

  • @big10
    @big10 4 года назад +9926

    LOL! By the way, that mail delivery guy was a terrific actor....perfect timing, facial expressions, and delivery!

    • @SupahFans
      @SupahFans 4 года назад +294

      "Delivery" pun intended

    • @big10
      @big10 4 года назад +27

      @@SupahFans 😉

    • @someoneelse1582
      @someoneelse1582 4 года назад +136

      And the fact he has a label maker as a prop just sells it even more.

    • @michaeltallie6897
      @michaeltallie6897 4 года назад +42

      He is an actor.

    • @sonjaenste647
      @sonjaenste647 4 года назад +85

      And he's cute.

  • @patrickloftus_
    @patrickloftus_ 4 года назад +9180

    This actually looks like it happened. Her acting is beyond realistic

    • @venomtang
      @venomtang 4 года назад +45

      Too bad it wasnt laugh out loud funny, if at all

    • @tocarules
      @tocarules 4 года назад +90

      Nah, mirror mirror ordered them.

    • @Sean409409
      @Sean409409 4 года назад +16

      Except hes holding a labeler lol. Still hilarious though!

    • @Dextrome
      @Dextrome 4 года назад +8

      SIMP

    • @venomtang
      @venomtang 4 года назад +3

      @@Dextrome lol so true

  • @Br1anuk
    @Br1anuk 4 года назад +6473

    A friend of mine is a postman and he always says they know exactly where the parcel came from and he's been delivering a lot of sex toys since the lockdown.

    • @phillip2169
      @phillip2169 4 года назад +187

      Recession proof lol

    • @chloemaddison9819
      @chloemaddison9819 4 года назад +95

      How do they know?

    • @Br1anuk
      @Br1anuk 4 года назад +379

      Emily D probably type of packaging and return to sender information and the boxes tend to be 10 inches long!!!

    • @firehorse5206
      @firehorse5206 4 года назад +336

      @@chloemaddison9819 Cos they take them out and try them .

    • @chloemaddison9819
      @chloemaddison9819 4 года назад +42

      Dodgy Davo So it's not actually really private than, do they know exactly what you have got?

  • @TheFos88
    @TheFos88 2 года назад +84

    I just can't imagine how hard it was for Kevin to keep a straight face reading these items off.

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 4 года назад +9451

    At first I was like, "Why are they standing so close?" Then I saw it was 7 months ago.
    That was before -the Fire Nation attacked- the coronavirus struck.

    • @voyance4elle
      @voyance4elle 4 года назад +130

      Fire Nation 😍 I love your comment 🔥

    • @ciskadehoop
      @ciskadehoop 4 года назад +106

      In the meantime, netflix brought the Avatar to us, to save us from these 100 years of sorrow

    • @derpatron476
      @derpatron476 4 года назад +14

      I get what you mean but badly formatted

    • @cutesim99
      @cutesim99 4 года назад +16

      aw you sweet innocent baby, 4 weeks ago must be nice

    • @kirika119
      @kirika119 4 года назад +13

      I was freaking out when I didn’t see them with a mask on but then I saw the release date hahaha

  • @R4GEF1LL3D
    @R4GEF1LL3D 3 года назад +3073

    the funniest thing abt this is that the guy seems to give literally zero fucks abt what she ordered and yet she's still embarassed-

    • @anesupasipanodya
      @anesupasipanodya 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/UzZYjd5WgHg/видео.html..

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart 3 года назад +44

      You feel embarrassed because you perceived it as such. Other people might or might not feel the same.

    • @freakyrenta
      @freakyrenta 3 года назад +4

      @@anesupasipanodya Wish me luck I am gonna click it😔

    • @CookieeMonstarr666
      @CookieeMonstarr666 3 года назад +2

      @@freakyrenta so what's the result? are you still alive?

    • @freakyrenta
      @freakyrenta 3 года назад +2

      @@CookieeMonstarr666 I don't think so, I feel like I have died from the inside 😔

  • @richardbraakman7469
    @richardbraakman7469 4 года назад +2415

    "How would you like to pay?" "With my dignity"

    • @chartypeplays2396
      @chartypeplays2396 4 года назад +38

      I hear Google's working on that.

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @reubencoto8693
      @reubencoto8693 4 года назад +8

      I’m in tears after reading your comment. 😂

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 года назад +2

      Reuben Coto
      😂😂😂

    • @shybrain
      @shybrain 4 года назад +22

      Delivery guy: you don't have any left.

  • @renwickhogue2724
    @renwickhogue2724 Год назад +23

    No matter how many times I've watched this, I still split a rib laughing. "All ebony ass party."🤣

  • @xord1946
    @xord1946 4 года назад +2361

    At that point Julie was clearly preparing the quarantine.

    • @BRPJR
      @BRPJR 4 года назад +58

      Essentials

    • @coreyharrell9079
      @coreyharrell9079 3 года назад +7

      Preparing to quarantine from a real D!@k lol.

    • @astrofrk
      @astrofrk 3 года назад +18

      You can bet your 'a-s that sex toys have been BOOMING since covid-19. I should be buying stock.

    • @midorishiwa
      @midorishiwa 3 года назад +4

      @@astrofrk and if you lose that bet would your ass end up one the DVD she ordered?

    • @Mascha_Eleonora
      @Mascha_Eleonora 3 года назад +3

      Haahahahahahahhahahahaha

  • @kendurham5684
    @kendurham5684 4 года назад +3743

    This wouldn’t happen because these things are shipped in plain boxes, I mean I think they’re shipped in plain boxes, I mean I heard their shipped in plain boxes.

    • @heaven-is-real
      @heaven-is-real 4 года назад +148

      At the Amazon warehouse they are all in black plastic bags and when you stock them you realize how "realistic" they are. LOL

    • @jonros5854
      @jonros5854 4 года назад +63

      Dude it's a joke 😅

    • @davidsine4390
      @davidsine4390 4 года назад +110

      @@jonros5854 I heard from a pretty reliable source, the wife of UPS driver, that delivery drivers know what's in the unmarked packages because of the return shipping address. Not the exact contents obviously, but they know what's in the boxes generally. Despite this possibility, I'm willing to bet that all the recipients, even after being warned of this possibility, would still agree that the benifits far outweigh that risk. 😀

    • @youtubechangemynamewhy
      @youtubechangemynamewhy 4 года назад +61

      You’re right, my friend told me the same thing, plain boxes, yes!

    • @rdavid6981
      @rdavid6981 4 года назад +74

      Everything shipped to Canada from United States must have customs declaration stating what the product is and it's value.

  • @ashtherion
    @ashtherion 3 года назад +1855

    We all laugh, but this girl just figured out the perfect alibi for having her toys delivered while writing them off as a tax expense. The woman is going places!

    • @NPC_-mf4dw
      @NPC_-mf4dw 3 года назад +156

      Going? Technically she's coming.

    • @greenmenace5908
      @greenmenace5908 3 года назад +12

      wait i dont get it plz explain

    • @GulfsideMinistries
      @GulfsideMinistries 3 года назад +165

      @@greenmenace5908 If you purchase something for business purposes, you can write it off on your taxes as a business expense. At least, in American tax law. So the joke is, she orders the toys and makes a video about them. Thus they are a business expense, so she can write them off on her taxes.

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 3 года назад +12

      @@GulfsideMinistries NICE

    • @TheGiantRobot
      @TheGiantRobot 3 года назад +75

      Holy moley, I need to start an unboxing channel. Today we are going to see what I bought at Whole Foods and In-n-Out burger.

  • @markw4206
    @markw4206 Год назад +49

    Every little moment of this is acted perfectly by both of them. Postal carrier especially. There's just a hint of amusement in his face even as he acts perfectly professionally. And what a perfect growing mortification and then resignation on Julie's part. I wonder how many takes it took. They nailed it, anyway.

  • @tsnoopmateoca650
    @tsnoopmateoca650 4 года назад +1639

    How’s that guy keep a straight face. Acting gold

    • @gavinevans4711
      @gavinevans4711 4 года назад +8

      Right, Tim. It's a great performance....

    • @aragorniielessar1894
      @aragorniielessar1894 4 года назад +12

      It was probably done with more than one take.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 4 года назад +2

      Who says it was acting?

    • @MucaroBoricua
      @MucaroBoricua 4 года назад +1

      He owns the items himself so it wasn't shocking.

    • @2008topshelf
      @2008topshelf 4 года назад +1

      I think he was less than facial-pitch-perfect when she said "I love ass parties!" The expression was very similar to the frames before I wish he had gone completely blank. I would have rolled.

  • @KenyonLong
    @KenyonLong 4 года назад +1228

    I've been quarantined so long I thought he was holding a forehead thermometer scanner. lmao!

    • @amfe52
      @amfe52 4 года назад +11

      Ha! What has been seen cannot be unseen!

    • @natalillabot7772
      @natalillabot7772 4 года назад +13

      I think he was holding a Dymo machine 😉🤣

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +4

      @@natalillabot7772 He is, I have that exact same one in my crafting closet.

    • @jasonleonard2444
      @jasonleonard2444 4 года назад +1

      Absolutely thought the same exact thing 😂😂😂

    • @southernwulf3335
      @southernwulf3335 4 года назад

      Its also not that

  • @hexed5465
    @hexed5465 4 года назад +735

    - "Ebony ass party is going to be here in 2 or 3 days"
    *2 or 3 days later he shows up with some friends*

  • @hadracks
    @hadracks 3 года назад +228

    I have large black grandmother at work who laughingly told us she had ordered some sex toys but they were mistakenly delivered to her neighbors house the day before. She was trying to decide whether to ask the neighbor for them or reorder them online. Never heard her decision but we were all dying as she told the story.

    • @nillionmaire
      @nillionmaire 2 года назад +9

      OMG thats Hilarious

    • @jcalzada74
      @jcalzada74 Год назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @markkostka6897
      @markkostka6897 5 месяцев назад

      They would only know it was dildos if they opened it.

  • @jerrygsvt
    @jerrygsvt 4 года назад +1638

    I love how his scanner is a Dymo Label maker.

    • @garnetradford6980
      @garnetradford6980 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @raspbrry7034
      @raspbrry7034 4 года назад +8

      Agris Bisenieks yea but no sex toy delivers babies

    • @raspbrry7034
      @raspbrry7034 4 года назад +1

      Agris Bisenieks LOOOOL

    • @milojanis4901
      @milojanis4901 4 года назад +4

      @Agris Bisenieks But they hasten other explosions!!!!

    • @rangerbill9536
      @rangerbill9536 4 года назад +2

      Frank Zappa hah as song
      Dynomo hummm.
      I thought mentioning this song was appropriate. Lol!

  • @xXsev144Xx
    @xXsev144Xx 4 года назад +1764

    “How would you like to pay?” the video should have ended there lol

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 4 года назад +135

      It should have ended with her raising her eyebrows.

    • @jandemetz7973
      @jandemetz7973 4 года назад +78

      The youtube version at least

    • @shafrizalproject6471
      @shafrizalproject6471 4 года назад +3

      @@markuschelios6891 hhhhhhhh.........

    • @kshitishsorte2918
      @kshitishsorte2918 4 года назад +2

      @Brawly Boy lol XD

    • @milkismurder
      @milkismurder 4 года назад +24

      Haha it COULD have but then we also would've missed 'Ebony Ass Party should be here in 2-3 days'

  • @strangulator42
    @strangulator42 5 лет назад +2689

    People in Canada have to get their sex toys imported? Here the UPS guy just leaves the box on the porch... OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD... ☺️

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  5 лет назад +552

      lol only if you order from an American site

    • @itookachonce1032
      @itookachonce1032 5 лет назад +31

      Sometimes or its just left at a post office

    • @hlengiwezungu8152
      @hlengiwezungu8152 5 лет назад +27

      Only if u a house but if u live in an apartment u have to pick it up at the post office

    • @D-Boy22
      @D-Boy22 4 года назад +15

      Euh, its eum. In brown box and not detailed like in the video. But you have to pick at post office

    • @Jeffro23_
      @Jeffro23_ 4 года назад +93

      Does this shit actually happen in Canada!! Lol! They would never read off the items out loud here in America. They just give you the packages and you sign. No delivery man has time to do that in the states, they barely have time to use the restroom.

  • @CrimsonUniverse22
    @CrimsonUniverse22 3 года назад +73

    Spoiler alert: Julie has ordered these things in real life.

    • @soup2713
      @soup2713 3 года назад +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @sonce723
      @sonce723 3 года назад +4

      So what

    • @markkostka6897
      @markkostka6897 5 месяцев назад +1

      It would be sad if she had not. Spoiler alert. Are you above 18?

    •  5 месяцев назад +2

      Nother spoiler alert: Julie has worn out these things in real life.

  • @emmid6756
    @emmid6756 4 года назад +1699

    Just to clear this up coming from a delivery driver: I don't care what you order.

    • @ReapingTheHarvest
      @ReapingTheHarvest 4 года назад +108

      But I'm sure you take note 😂

    • @christiano10ronaldo
      @christiano10ronaldo 4 года назад +33

      I guess she's scared the delivery guy might meet her friends and tell them about these

    • @LucienLeeSeoul
      @LucienLeeSeoul 4 года назад +14

      @@ReapingTheHarvest Dude!

    • @sayrith
      @sayrith 4 года назад +20

      "...but I laugh"

    • @x83_t76Y
      @x83_t76Y 4 года назад +51

      @@ReapingTheHarvest nothing surprises me anymore. NOTHING. I only care how heavy or fragile an item is.

  • @kiraschii5629
    @kiraschii5629 4 года назад +400

    the mail guy was keeping a straight face thru reading those items like a champ

    • @evol-yu4mu
      @evol-yu4mu 4 года назад +5

      I mean... It's not that hard...
      For me at least. When I'm delivering packages I just shut out what the content even might be. It's very easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @daphnejyothi4795
      @daphnejyothi4795 4 года назад +3

      @@evol-yu4mu shutting out content is tight.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад +2

      @@evol-yu4mu But then your read the manifest... whoops, whoopsie...

    • @TheLemonKiller
      @TheLemonKiller 4 года назад +1

      I mean.
      It's not like there's multiple takes or this fancy word known as Bloopers and out takes.

    • @Bradyboy26
      @Bradyboy26 4 года назад

      @@evol-yu4mu wow wow wow wow

  • @EagleLeader1
    @EagleLeader1 2 года назад +13

    This is my favorite of Julie's sketches and every couple months I come back to it again. Hilarious to hear her say such raunchy stuff.

  • @nathanrangel9216
    @nathanrangel9216 3 года назад +970

    I like how she put (funny!) in the title just in case people didn’t think this was supposed to be a joke

    • @MarkRobertCuthbert
      @MarkRobertCuthbert 3 года назад +7

      A LOT Of People have a low I.Q.
      Mine is 141
      G. level is 140 or 145.

    • @rishi6764
      @rishi6764 3 года назад +7

      @@MarkRobertCuthbert uh sure, ok

    • @bazel1494
      @bazel1494 3 года назад +5

      @@MarkRobertCuthbert pathetic. Among us youtubers Have 99999999 iq

    • @buddha8204
      @buddha8204 3 года назад +3

      @@bazel1494 What! It's over 9000! That's Impossible!

    • @rshawn4303
      @rshawn4303 3 года назад +2

      you like watching videos of adult toys that isn't related to comedy?

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 4 года назад +833

    Damn, mad credit to the guy playing the mailman! He pulls off dead-pan comedy very well, something few ever achieve!
    I bet the outtakes for this are hysterical!

    • @smoothoperator7023
      @smoothoperator7023 4 года назад +7

      It's on 500K subscriber special/ behind the scenes.

    • @josephtreadlightly5686
      @josephtreadlightly5686 3 года назад +1

      He's like the modern day African-American Tim Conway. That really was sensational.

    • @einarreriksson4598
      @einarreriksson4598 2 года назад

      If I was that guy, I would have needed several takes for me to keep a straight face.

  • @silvia_here
    @silvia_here 3 года назад +1362

    I love how the guy is totally non-judging, if everyone was like him it wouldn't be awkward to order this allegedly interesting stuff.

    • @rey_nemaattori
      @rey_nemaattori 3 года назад +48

      If people just weren't so awkward about having them delivered, it wouldn't be much of a problem either. Just sign at the dotted line, say thanks and close the door. If the guy wants to judge, he can read the package contents(in this case at least) both before and after delivering them. Making it all awkward at the door rather serves as an incentive to look what was ordered exactly.

    • @pawelhyzopski5352
      @pawelhyzopski5352 3 года назад +5

      why do you think ppl are judging ? because it is not the 'norm' at present. lead the way, and it might become a norm. or better yet, order some more, and sell to your neighbours who are 'affraid' ;D

    • @kawaiinesscuresdepression2363
      @kawaiinesscuresdepression2363 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @JuanTabares
      @JuanTabares 3 года назад +1

      If I were him I will be snickering the whole time

    • @jack76thegamer30
      @jack76thegamer30 3 года назад +3

      I loved how he finished his delivery

  • @GSS_94
    @GSS_94 3 года назад +82

    Dude doesn't get paid enough to care about what's in the packages.

  • @BigD-jc6rj
    @BigD-jc6rj 4 года назад +451

    Hahaha. I love how he says these lurid terms with a perfectly straight face, especially “ebony a** party.”

    • @sirdeadlock
      @sirdeadlock 4 года назад +21

      You get used to it.
      People aren't as different and weird as we might think we are.
      There's other parcels to deliver.

    • @OU81TWO
      @OU81TWO 4 года назад +2

      No need for the **. We're all adults here and this is a safe space.

    • @zzz7zzz9
      @zzz7zzz9 4 года назад +3

      @Jason Preston some guys are on their way over to show you.

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 4 года назад

      @Jason Preston It's just like it sounds.

    • @fordman2698
      @fordman2698 4 года назад

      @Jason Preston Grant MacDonald will explain what it is.

  • @VillainousMuse
    @VillainousMuse 3 года назад +2024

    See this is why adult toy companies ship their stuff without labels, or at least they should :P

    • @FA-vp5up
      @FA-vp5up 3 года назад +106

      How did you know how such items are being shipped, are you a manufacturer or a consumer 😀?

    • @MasterKey2004
      @MasterKey2004 3 года назад +89

      @@FA-vp5up CONSUMER GANG

    • @VillainousMuse
      @VillainousMuse 3 года назад +51

      @@FA-vp5up Yes

    • @crowhaveninc.2103
      @crowhaveninc.2103 3 года назад +167

      Adult toys are TIGHT. Oh wait, wrong channel

    • @crowhaveninc.2103
      @crowhaveninc.2103 3 года назад +60

      @Aryan Banyal Whoopsie!

  • @stevenarthur2550
    @stevenarthur2550 4 года назад +345

    That guy totally is holding a label maker.

    • @northernselfreliance6943
      @northernselfreliance6943 4 года назад +12

      I was going to say that. Lmao. I have that exact same one from walmart haha

    • @jasonbarclift6075
      @jasonbarclift6075 4 года назад

      NorthernSelfReliance Me too! 😂😂😂

    • @Crackatit
      @Crackatit 4 года назад +1

      Ha I have the same on at work! 😂

    • @1Wraiths1
      @1Wraiths1 4 года назад

      Different camera angles didn’t give it away?

  • @eyespistudios123
    @eyespistudios123 3 года назад +98

    Imagine your parents order a toy, and when they are delivered, you answer the door because they are on an anniversary trip, and then you take it, and when your parents come back home, they ask if any packages were delivered. Obviously you say no because you took it, and you hear them whispering to each other about how it said it was delivered and the neighbors must have took it. Then, a few days later, you hear them yelling at your neighbors, who just so happen to be your best friends family, about how they took there toys, and you told your friend about you stealing there toy, so your friend says, I know who took it. It was your daughter. Well I don’t have to imagine it because that is exactly what happened to me

    • @arielathomo229
      @arielathomo229 3 года назад +3

      Did so.ething like that happened to you. I mean that is a very descriptive picture 😅😅😅

    • @eyespistudios123
      @eyespistudios123 3 года назад +5

      @@arielathomo229 I said that in the end of it. Yes, it did happen to me

    • @arielathomo229
      @arielathomo229 3 года назад +1

      @@eyespistudios123 well that must have been one hell of an awkward moment, when they found out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ibrahim_-_-_
      @ibrahim_-_-_ 3 года назад

      Why did you steal you’re parents package?

    • @eyespistudios123
      @eyespistudios123 3 года назад +2

      @@ibrahim_-_-_ because I couldn’t order any myself

  • @overclockxp
    @overclockxp 4 года назад +508

    Imagine you're walking along the sidewalk and someone yells out, "I love ass parties!"

    • @wjlintz
      @wjlintz 4 года назад +23

      If I had a nickel...

    • @eej1983able
      @eej1983able 4 года назад +15

      I'd just start laughing

    • @catec.9088
      @catec.9088 4 года назад +11

      That's college.

    • @sirdeadlock
      @sirdeadlock 4 года назад +9

      Well, it is Saturday.

    • @grinninglolita4434
      @grinninglolita4434 4 года назад +6

      I'd be startled and try not to laugh? Not sure

  • @cam4894
    @cam4894 5 лет назад +284

    Self care doesn't just mean mental self care.

  • @MugenNiFukuzatsuna
    @MugenNiFukuzatsuna 4 года назад +531

    "The All Ebony @$$ party. Blu-ray... Set" The delivery on that floored me.

  • @since1876
    @since1876 2 года назад +68

    I remember working at Amazon and delivering a package addressed to a "Bill" and I could feel through the bag this absolutely MASSIVE glass butt plug. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Gilgwathir
      @Gilgwathir 2 года назад

      Bill loves Ass parties too, apparently.

    • @NotMyActualName_
      @NotMyActualName_ 2 года назад +7

      That's slightly unsettling. Glass sex toys are really expensive and they shipped it in a BAG?

    • @since1876
      @since1876 2 года назад +6

      @@NotMyActualName_ you'd be surprised what ships in bags that shouldn't lol

    • @roryross3878
      @roryross3878 2 года назад +3

      @@since1876 It's almost overwhelming how many ways we can go with your statement! 😂🤣🤣

    • @since1876
      @since1876 2 года назад +1

      @@roryross3878 you can go your own way ☺️

  • @brianpainter6620
    @brianpainter6620 3 года назад +551

    "And how would you like to pay?"
    -Funky bass music starts to play
    ""Would you like some coffee?"

  • @mrbriman101
    @mrbriman101 5 лет назад +466

    So...how do I get Kevin to deliver packages to me? Asking for a friend......

    • @jmk1962
      @jmk1962 4 года назад

      I'm the friend LOl

  • @labarbaroja
    @labarbaroja 5 лет назад +1157

    No kink shaming here Julie.....side note, where did you get the "shut me up" ball gag.....asking for a friend.

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 4 года назад +187

      I presume your friend talks too damn much

    • @CoachDeb
      @CoachDeb 4 года назад +33

      BAHAHAHAHA

    • @endeavour5316
      @endeavour5316 4 года назад +15

      A friend.... Yup theres always a friend

    • @g-manracer1997
      @g-manracer1997 4 года назад +1

      🤣😂😂

    • @toriless
      @toriless 3 года назад

      They all are.

  • @Jermeister
    @Jermeister Год назад +14

    Just doing his job professionally, calling out each item with enunciated clarity adds to the hilarity!!

  • @sarahgh9495
    @sarahgh9495 4 года назад +122

    The obvious awkwardness with the "ebony ass party" was everything haha

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
    @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 3 года назад +2154

    aww...i felt kinda bad for her.

  • @djay6651
    @djay6651 4 года назад +298

    No one wants to talk about how professional dude is? Employee of the Month and I recommend to promote ahead of peers.

    • @dkhgr
      @dkhgr 4 года назад +3

      Nah. The mailman shouldve had the awareness to understand the delicate situation and been much less blunt about something thats embarrassing for most people. Just sayin.

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 4 года назад +1

      Hey, it's important to have a little fun in your work, otherwise you go crazy. And we don't want postal workers going crazy.

    • @Shockkings0714
      @Shockkings0714 4 года назад

      I would have asked to fulfill her “needs”

    • @FelixLanzalaco
      @FelixLanzalaco 4 года назад +4

      its a comedy sketch mate..

    • @Shockkings0714
      @Shockkings0714 3 года назад

      @Aronco Nope

  • @slayer8actual
    @slayer8actual 2 года назад +77

    I've been through customs many times and during one excruciating long wait as the line was a mile long and very slow, I decided to strike up a conversation with one of the custom agents. I asked him what was the weirdest thing he had ever found in someone's baggage. He said a cow skull with the skin and hair still attached, and several other dead animal parts. I told him that wasn't quite the answer I expected so he explained that he also often finds lots of personal/intimate stuff like sex toys. So often in fact that it's not even worth mentioning. He said that many passengers get embarrassed or pretend that they didn't know it was in there, but there are also those that couldn't care less. He just brushes the toys aside and keeps on digging in their luggage.
    I guess if you've seen one Slim Fit Neon Purple Rabbit Vibrator - 10 Speed, you've seen them all.

    • @markkostka6897
      @markkostka6897 5 месяцев назад

      Yes. they are vibrators. Hundreds of millions have them. Why should anyone care?

  • @wittyroark
    @wittyroark 3 года назад +434

    These 2 people have actually done great acting.. expressions are quite real.

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 3 года назад +5

      Im impressed by the no fucks given of the post man.
      Very true to real life. I never see more depressed and liveless eyes than that of a postman delivering the 295 amazon package this day

  • @amberrichards2778
    @amberrichards2778 4 года назад +419

    Sex toy packaging is so discreet but I wish it was more like this so I could occasionally traumatize my mail men

    • @NathanielJordan85
      @NathanielJordan85 4 года назад +15

      Discretion optional packaging, for when the want to let that freak flag fly!

    • @NathanielJordan85
      @NathanielJordan85 4 года назад +3

      I dunno, I guess there's probably some consent issues there though... :-/

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 4 года назад +25

      "traumatize my mail men" ? what have you been ordering ?

    • @asianthor
      @asianthor 4 года назад +11

      Where U live? So I can dress like Newman the mailman from Seinfeld and I can deliver to U the "Commando 750 dual double fist jackhammer deluxe", then U can traumatize me at your doorstep( not with the Commando 750, thought)!

    • @JaylukKhan
      @JaylukKhan 4 года назад +1

      Interesting kink.

  • @cotteeskid
    @cotteeskid 3 года назад +237

    Looks like she knew Corona was coming and planned on being at home alone for a while.

    • @jasonmackerchar8453
      @jasonmackerchar8453 3 года назад +1

      Cool

    • @nakubro
      @nakubro 3 года назад +11

      Bro you cant fool me with that profile pic

    • @stanleyk2857
      @stanleyk2857 3 года назад +5

      Sh*t , I wiped my screen twice already because of your profile pic

  • @antsmasherjack
    @antsmasherjack 3 года назад +5

    1:05 Her touching of the doorway is so subtle, yet so funny.

  • @aromaticsnail
    @aromaticsnail 4 года назад +425

    Julie, CLOSE the door CALL the police. The guy is not the mailman...he's holding a Dymo label maker... to scan the barcodes!!!!🤣

  • @MiniMotoAlliance
    @MiniMotoAlliance 3 года назад +699

    “Oh dear, I don’t have any money for the duties. HOW WILL I EVER REPAY YOU?! Please come on in.”

    • @zuraganeko77
      @zuraganeko77 3 года назад +43

      Liberty “That would be inappropriate, but I will help you as a
      proper human being. Just in case something’s wrong with the manual. “

    • @toriless
      @toriless 3 года назад +46

      Maybe the ass party can arrive 2 days earlier if he wants.

    • @Focusfin100
      @Focusfin100 3 года назад +8

      Hmmm, duty.

    • @lavapsp15
      @lavapsp15 3 года назад +14

      "Just like the simulations"

    • @matturner5492
      @matturner5492 3 года назад +2

      it’s gonna be a fun weekend lol

  • @TheHumanSpirit
    @TheHumanSpirit 4 года назад +275

    Hilarious, although more impressed with the acting. Totally convincing.

    • @forexpro35
      @forexpro35 4 года назад +1

      Epic acting by both. Very well done indeed. You both are great and very talented.

    • @o0MELLY0o
      @o0MELLY0o 4 года назад

      Yeah they're amazing actors

  • @LostinmyAmazingness
    @LostinmyAmazingness 7 месяцев назад +5

    Lmfao!!!! The fact that dude could read that off and not even crack a smile is amazing.

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 4 года назад +696

    If you order a sex toy usually it’s subtle, like “toy”.

    • @CrescentofGems
      @CrescentofGems 4 года назад +36

      Lol. Not on "Wish". Alll your business, including phone number are on the front of the packages. (Sigh) 😄

    • @danielwhyatt3278
      @danielwhyatt3278 4 года назад +45

      I’ve never heard of any company that didn’t say they would deliver them in black packaging with a discrete name. At least I’ve heard.😂

    • @illestvillain1971
      @illestvillain1971 4 года назад +13

      I am the 69th like, some poetic irony there

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 4 года назад +14

      Ok When I just looked at the comment after reading your reply it was at 70, so I undid my like (yes, I like my own comments) and it’s back at 69, as it should be.

    • @illestvillain1971
      @illestvillain1971 4 года назад +3

      @@coena9377 lol, you did a service to the uneasy lands of RUclips

  • @forceiswithyou7776
    @forceiswithyou7776 4 года назад +78

    "Have a good day"
    Yeah, like he hasn't figured that one out already. Lol

  • @KhoPhi
    @KhoPhi 4 года назад +65

    This wasn't acting. This was an actual conversation. A camera just happened to be recording 😂

  • @BrilliantDesignOnline
    @BrilliantDesignOnline Год назад +5

    "how'd you like to pay?" "Do you have a few minutes? You could come in...."

  • @clancydowrca
    @clancydowrca 3 года назад +183

    This is hilarious Kevin is saying all the sex toy names with such a straight faced tone!

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 2 года назад +5

      I was gonna add a like to this comment, but its at 69 so...

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 2 года назад +1

      @Throw Away I do what I can! LOL

  • @michaelciancetta6397
    @michaelciancetta6397 3 года назад +138

    I like the subtle expression on his face like he doesn't believe for a second it's not her who made the order ahhahahahahaah

  • @HighMaintenancePS
    @HighMaintenancePS 3 года назад +40

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The role of the delivery guy was particularly well written and played. Well done team.

  • @AmitRoy-bv2qz
    @AmitRoy-bv2qz 2 года назад +2

    That's cute when she said "NO" everytime🤣😅🤭

  • @lapdawg60
    @lapdawg60 3 года назад +66

    His completely "matter of fact" delivery as he reads from the list of items is great.

  • @MorbidKat
    @MorbidKat 4 года назад +62

    The stern look she gave him after yelling "I love ass parties" was hysterical! Lmao

    • @jabberwocky1707
      @jabberwocky1707 4 года назад

      I think it was more a "Desperate attempt to keep a straight face" look.
      - I was half expecting him to say "I 'like' all that stuff too", wink, nudge. 😲
      Oh, I misread that, HER look … comment pretty much stands though.

    • @MorbidKat
      @MorbidKat 4 года назад +2

      @@jabberwocky1707 I expected him to respond differently too but I think him staying professional made it funnier lol

    • @kayelle8005
      @kayelle8005 4 года назад

      He barely held it together when she said that. Perfection.

  • @phos4us
    @phos4us 4 года назад +116

    “It’s not mine, but I’ll take it for now”

  • @darinsingleton3553
    @darinsingleton3553 Год назад +5

    The comedy here is so sharp, you could slice onions with it .. which is probably why I'm crying so hard.
    Well done.

  • @JustCallMeShadow
    @JustCallMeShadow 4 года назад +39

    "I ordered them! I happened to love ball gags, being tied up and I love ass parties!" 😂 Oh man lol. How either of you kept a straight face through all of that is beyond me.

  • @huberfloover
    @huberfloover 3 года назад +64

    Plot twist: Jay from "Clerks" walks by and shouts to the mailman "Yo! Don't be giving her my sh*t!"

    • @huberfloover
      @huberfloover 3 года назад +1

      My mistake...it was Randall who actually did the video order on the phone

  • @FrankCENA
    @FrankCENA 4 года назад +73

    That ending with her admitting she ordered them, angry and embarrassed at the same time is golden lmfao Julie has a great sense of humor

  • @Jef-sj6zc
    @Jef-sj6zc 2 месяца назад +2

    This was a great sketch ! Both the girl and postman were very good.
    This was hilarious!!!

  • @jamesnelson8469
    @jamesnelson8469 3 года назад +58

    Best part was that awkward moment when she tried to play the drunk card while being funny and he didn’t play ball at all.

  • @GayCorvidae69
    @GayCorvidae69 3 года назад +45

    The way they both held in their laughs is like, wow, damn well actors, I was laughing my ass off and snorting lol

    • @MuhammadImran-ln4fz
      @MuhammadImran-ln4fz 3 года назад +1

      Hi 🙋🙋
      Lovely 😙😙😚😚
      Beauti 😗😗 queen
      How are you ❤❤😍😍

    • @AsadAli-kp2qv
      @AsadAli-kp2qv 3 года назад

      Lol I think it happened to you lol

    • @GayCorvidae69
      @GayCorvidae69 3 года назад

      @@AsadAli-kp2qv what?

    • @AsadAli-kp2qv
      @AsadAli-kp2qv 3 года назад

      @@GayCorvidae69 you buy one before lol

    • @GayCorvidae69
      @GayCorvidae69 3 года назад

      @@AsadAli-kp2qv never had this happen though, because A nobody cares if I buy a vibrator and B they’re not packaged like that.
      And whether I have or not quite frankly is none of your business, but yes indeed I have. I’m not afraid to admit that I have feelings too just like everyone else. Don’t act as if it’s weird or something odd because it’s not :)

  • @SamBrickell
    @SamBrickell 3 года назад +38

    This was extremely realistic acting from both of them. I'm really impressed! :)

  • @randomvideos69681
    @randomvideos69681 10 месяцев назад +2

    Delivery guy: *don't worry this ain't the crazy delivery I ever did* 😂

  • @pmdinaz
    @pmdinaz 4 года назад +30

    Hat's off to that guy for keeping a straight face. Lol

  • @ggarden8432
    @ggarden8432 4 года назад +80

    He should be on tv. I would have been cracking up during this skit.

    • @natashaj4078
      @natashaj4078 4 года назад +3

      He actually is on Television.. check him out on Sunnyside as well as other shows.. he's quite funny.

  • @Alexis_005
    @Alexis_005 4 года назад +69

    My husband was out of town and he mailed me a “present” so that i could think of him while he was away. My romantic dumb ass thought it was something else. Package came when my mom was home, and I was like “oh this must be the present he sent me while he’s away” I opened the box. Surprise, big ass vibrator!! 🤦‍♀️

  • @fournierman
    @fournierman 3 года назад +3

    I love Julie's freak-out at the end. HAHA!!

  • @thisissomeloadofshit
    @thisissomeloadofshit 5 лет назад +55

    Damn it Julie. You owe a cup of coffee for the one I just spit all over my desk!

  • @greglees4011
    @greglees4011 4 года назад +149

    “Bad girls shower wall mount”. 😆.

    • @davidwagstaff1061
      @davidwagstaff1061 4 года назад

      M.p moo
      . Loop

    • @hawkeye1836
      @hawkeye1836 4 года назад +3

      AssBlaster 2000

    • @alansherrow5168
      @alansherrow5168 4 года назад +4

      No way I find it kind a hard to believe there is such a thing

    • @hawkeye1836
      @hawkeye1836 4 года назад +2

      @@alansherrow5168 any pulsating shower head, works wonders, the stronger, the better, ask your lady friend, maybe she'll tell ya, maybe she want.

    • @ryanonvr2267
      @ryanonvr2267 4 года назад +1

      @@hawkeye1836 You have no idea

  • @MJFUYT
    @MJFUYT 4 года назад +35

    These two are hysterical! I literally could not stop laughing. Idk who/how awards get presented to actors. Whomever it is... count my vote for this video! 💯❤

  • @Boccaccio-ii1fl
    @Boccaccio-ii1fl 2 месяца назад +1

    The sketch ideea and also the acting : absolutely brilliant ! Better than TV ! Saw it several times so far and I enjoy it every time !

  • @nothingnew69
    @nothingnew69 4 года назад +85

    Next time send me to the door I'll sign for ya.

  • @curtisj2165
    @curtisj2165 4 года назад +121

    Very funny. Her admission at the end sounded like an offer to the mailman

    • @milojanis4901
      @milojanis4901 4 года назад +8

      Curtis J it was. She wanted same day delivery of the male, er, mail.....

  • @KingcoleIIV
    @KingcoleIIV 3 года назад +15

    The "shut me up Ball Gag" lmao

  • @mbraden66
    @mbraden66 2 года назад +7

    Love it. I was trying to remember a skit some show did about coming into your home/apt and 'sanitize' it by removing all your toys, deleting browser history, remove all drug related stuff, etc. All so your family doesn't have to find it after you unexpectedly pass away.

  • @victorsuarez6130
    @victorsuarez6130 3 года назад +301

    Why need toys when you have the mail man who does special deliveries.

    • @carlstokes3266
      @carlstokes3266 3 года назад +6

      He rang twice!!

    • @duud6687
      @duud6687 3 года назад +2

      @@carlstokes3266 I get it!
      I wonder if she has a bread board?

    • @salmonella508
      @salmonella508 3 года назад +14

      Because it’s ready to go when you need them, it sits quietly in the drawer if you’re not in the mood and when you’re done you can zip up and go back to your Netflix movie.

    • @carlstokes3266
      @carlstokes3266 3 года назад +1

      @@salmonella508 Freaky

    • @msya2831
      @msya2831 3 года назад

      @@salmonella508 gross..just find a man girl that's ready anytime

  • @hashvid
    @hashvid 3 года назад +66

    Just the perfect amount of acting. It’s easy to over-act and ruin a skit like this 👏 💯

  • @seniorrider9337
    @seniorrider9337 4 года назад +20

    I'm laughing like heck, wife says "what is so funny". Oh, never mind my dear. LOL!!

  • @quattron-1126
    @quattron-1126 Месяц назад +1

    While I have seen this many times before it doesn’t get old … not! in fact, the faces of the postman are priceless 😅

  • @GumbootZone
    @GumbootZone 3 года назад +324

    "So, how would you like to pay?"
    "Umm... could you step inside for a few minutes?"

    • @jokerjoked5153
      @jokerjoked5153 3 года назад +38

      AFTER AN HOUR : PAYMENT BY PHYSICAL TRANSACTION SUCCESSFUL
      😛😛
      LOL

    • @420Sumanta
      @420Sumanta 3 года назад +11

      @@jokerjoked5153 And you have Corona now.

    • @jokerjoked5153
      @jokerjoked5153 3 года назад +10

      @@420Sumanta RECOVERY RATE IS 99 %
      SO , RISK IS WORTH IT

    • @jerrymoore6593
      @jerrymoore6593 3 года назад +1

      @@jokerjoked5153 2

    • @ninadshetty788
      @ninadshetty788 3 года назад +2

      "FAKE delivery " if you know what I mean

  • @Mcgif21
    @Mcgif21 4 года назад +362

    Was this the guy she banged but couldn’t remember his name?

    • @rainey06au
      @rainey06au 4 года назад +25

      It was Fred Fedex all along!

    • @Labib-dw1lk
      @Labib-dw1lk 4 года назад +2

      What’s that?

    • @Labib-dw1lk
      @Labib-dw1lk 4 года назад +4

      Figured it out ,another video of hers

    • @davemars80
      @davemars80 4 года назад +10

      Fire Guy

    • @Mcgif21
      @Mcgif21 4 года назад +4

      Strange Boy boo! Who brought the troll to the party?

  • @linkeffect82
    @linkeffect82 4 года назад +33

    "How would you like to pay?"
    Shame? Lots and lots of shame, and the secrets of time travel.

  • @Chrispy1990ful
    @Chrispy1990ful 5 месяцев назад +3

    Love this. I'm a mailman, and one time I was delivering Amazon stuff on a Sunday. One of the packages started vibrating during loading and would not stop. It had a female name and the contents was obvious. I pulled up to the house about 20 minutes into the route and halfway up the walkway my worst fear is realized. The door begins to open and a young woman in her early 20s is there. I brace myself for an awkward encounter.... And then it gets so much worse. She exits the door followed by her very old Spanish grandmother who she is driving to church. She immediately grabs the packages and runs them inside while the grandmother scowls at me like its my fault.

    • @monikapratt643
      @monikapratt643 3 месяца назад +1

      i bet it was her Grand Mommy.s toolkit.

  • @slowpoke96Z28
    @slowpoke96Z28 4 года назад +60

    It’s like a prank a roommate would pull in the barracks lol.

  • @pa902
    @pa902 5 лет назад +39

    I love that it ends with him saying "Uh.. so Ebony ass parties will be here in 2-3 days..". Definitely LOL'd from this video many times.

  • @marshalllhiepler
    @marshalllhiepler 4 года назад +59

    The: "All Ebony Ass Party Set" ?
    People ... this is why you uplug your wifi BEFORE you begin drinking.

  • @Lue_Jonin
    @Lue_Jonin 11 месяцев назад +1

    The delivery man ordered the exact same items for himself 😆 LOL