This was an awesome video . Two best friends sharing time together. That some how became a Competition. Than it turned into a Jerry Springer show. You need to be in a movie 🎥. You are an incredible actress 👏. I could see you in a MARVEL movie..
I've had my handset for one year and two months ago out of nowhere that Google shit started asking me how it could assist. Yeah I know I get it, I'm retarded, I've turned it off yet it's not off. Most annoying shit ever besides accidentally opening an instant message for one of those retarded ass "Community video" games play between Facebook friends.
Several years ago my dad's phone called me several times as something he was listening to on the radio in his car triggered the voice dial. Scared the shit out of me as I thought he was having an emergency, struggling to make the call. This is how I learned there was such a thing as voice dial.
My mother is a narcissist with frequent temper tantrums. When she gets caught in a lie or manipulation she always says "I may as well just shoot myself". Now that it's somewhat legal in Canada, I just say "It's legal now. I can help you with that". It shuts her right up. Should have used it 50 years ago :)
Just discovered your channel through that coronavirus sketch you recently made, which is #2 on trending as of this comment. Having since binged video after video, your content is simply excellent on every front - writing, acting, filming and editing - and you not only have an effortless factor of humor to yourself but also seem to consistently find collaborators who can match you in that regard. I really hope the popularity you gained from that coronavirus sketch continues to grow, and enables you to pursue this avenue more thoroughly than you could previously. Thanks for the entertainment during this quarantine, and I look forward to all the future material we'll hopefully be receiving from you. Sorry for the long comment, that's all, take care.
C O except it’s maIes who kidn@p and dr^g young girls and hold them in basements for decades while impregnating them and never letting them see the light of day or get hospital treatment until one day one escapes.
@@marcoj127 Men get sexually assaulted (and raped) at an equal rate BY WOMEN(ABOUT 89% OF THE PERPETRATORS ARE FEMALE) in the US in the recent years. Here is the link to an OFFICIAL US GOVERNMENT WEBSITE - www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4062022/ Also here is an article from THE SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN WITH OFFICIAL 2019 DATA, In 2019, for example, this survey showed that equal numbers of men and women reported being forced into non-consensual sex (either raped or forced to penetrate someone else). Extrapolated to the US as a whole, this would represent 1.9 million victims among each sex during the preceding 12 month. NOW OBVIOUSLY IN THE OLDER DAYS WOMEN WERE RAPED MORE BUT NOW IT'S JUST EQUAL.ALSO MEN DON'T REPORT SO MUCH SEXUAL ASSAULT COMPARED TO WOMEN. IN THE US, Men are assaulted at the same rate as women by women. www.google.com/amp/s/digest.bps.org.uk/2017/07/11/sexual-offending-by-women-is-surprisingly-common-claims-us-study/amp/ amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/503492/ www.scientificamerican.com/article/sexual-victimization-by-women-is-more-common-than-previously-known/ www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4062022/
It's amazing how people tend to hold on to shitty friendship so long, while always re-realizing how shitty it is, for so long before one finally turns away. Just amazing.
Your COVID video popped up on my suggested videos, and it was hilarious. Incredibly poignant with a clever perspective. I hadn't heard of you before, but I've gone on a binge and watched at least 5 of your videos in the last 2 days. Great stuff! My girlfriend enjoys them, too! Your acting and writing are top-notch. The social commentary is on the Seinfeld-level in terms of finding and articulating minutiae in life and making it hilarious, often via hyperbole and surrealism! Keep it up!
People use the word "binge" too freely on RUclips..... Watching five 6-minute videos over 2 days does not qualify......I'm not sure where that binge line would be......but you're so far from it you could just as well have said "I've never watched one of your videos ever" and been more accurate.
Wow I am truly amazed by the writing, the acting, the production value of your work. Just discovered your channel and I can hardly believe you have only 80K subs as we speak. Your writing reminds a bit of the channel Britanik in some ways. Anyway, it's Fresh, witty, original, and honestly haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Keep it up :)
Honestly I’ve watched this like 100x. The writing is amazing but not only that. The production is great. Camera work is superb. Great close up shots and cuts. You have an amazing team.
This is one of the funniest sketch I've seen in awhile...which led to this continuous binge for the other videos! Enjoying the channel. Lol "my home...because I'm poor"
Seriously, you're the best thing to come "from" the coronvirus. Brilliant work! Thank you for the fun! (And ditto on everything Shanker Menon said below...).
That first half was one of the most brutal takes on this set-up I've seen. Loved the way it panned out as well. Great job to both of you!! Loved watching it. :-)
Finding out that the entire bit about Julie's char's bf at the very end and the response from Natalie's character about what word not to say was ad-lib made my month!
I can relate. I banged a GF's mom once, too. Only we weren't dating when I did it and.. OK, so I banged a woman who was somewhat older than me and four months later I started dating a really cool girl who I really liked. Three months into our dating I met her parents and imagine my surprise when her mom turned out to be the woman I'd slept with back then.
I swear this woman is ridiculously talented!Why does she not have more views!? Really hoping she gets the recognition she deserves because her humor and acting chops are 👌
so glad YT recommended this channel. i really like how the pace of videos is right and not just garbage making it to 10 mins for ads. great work julie :)
I had a friend like that, needless to say I let that friendship drop.. She made 90,000 salary and I was unemployed due to injury.. I sold things I owned to afford my rent poor. She NOT once offered to even pay for my lunch or coffee when she asked for us to go out together..
Wow Julie. You did this part so well. I was actually getting uncomfortable at the conversation. That's how good this sketch was. One thing I love about your work, is the way you present the conversation. They're so natural. I've seen actors/youtubers overdo it. Yours is just so natural. Keep it up
I've watched PLENTY of Julie's videos and yep Julie is hot (and multi-talented) but this is only the 2nd video of hers I have seen Natalie in. Impressed that Natalie wrote this funny script, and she's quite the fine one as well !!!
I found your channel from your little colab with Ryan George, and wow. You are so very funny. I've not stopped laughing since I started going through your vids. I don't know how you come up with everything, but please don't stop, been too long since actually laughing out loud. You and Mr. George are very much my sense of humor. Just wanted to give you kudos and say thank you Ms. Nolke, you are very talented and much appreciated, at least by a random nobody on the internet, lol, but still ; ) Thanx
Loving your channel. Been bingeing it since you guested on Ryan George's. I don't normally go for cringe-inducing, awkward humor, but somehow yours works for me. (P.S. I noticed in the credits that this particular sketch was written by your guest, Natalie Metcalfe, and I wanted to say that I thought it was brilliant.)
I just have to say since finding your videos yesterday, I have been binge watching them all day. So freaking funny!!! Thank you for the comedic gems especially with all the shit going on in the world.
the actors in all her skits are top shelf - like a small batch mezcal. They all have great comedic timing - so tight. Sorry, I shouldn't have said 'tight.'
Lol. When you said "Hey Google" the video paused and my phone started talking to me. My phone thought you were in the room with me. Perhaps it assumed we were together after an amazing night, one filled with awkward and uncomfortable moments. Lol. Love you Julie! Starting my day with you is starting my day seeing the humor.
Not seen in this video but I love how you scored an Honest Ed's 50cent Pantie sign. I'm so bummed I missed out on getting a few of those signs (not necessarily the one previously noted lol)
If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸♀️🏆🙆♀️
This was an awesome video . Two best friends sharing time together. That some how became a Competition. Than it turned into a Jerry Springer show.
You need to be in a movie 🎥. You are an incredible actress 👏. I could see you in a MARVEL movie..
“Don’t say tight............Don’t say tight”. Lmfao!! 😂😂✌🏻🇨🇦
You should be doing something other than RUclips. You're too funny to not have more people enjoy your writing and acting.
That simple "don't say tight" was the perfect cherry on the top!!
I cant remember the last time I laughed out loud so hard while completely alone as when i heard that line
Jeremy __ Don’t say “cherry”...
Songar Song lmao
@@songar06 came just to comment this exactly
+1 here
the “hey siri kill me” triggered my siri, and then she goes, ‘i don’t know how to respond to that’ THANKS JULIE LOL
hahahahaha
I've had my handset for one year and two months ago out of nowhere that Google shit started asking me how it could assist. Yeah I know I get it, I'm retarded, I've turned it off yet it's not off. Most annoying shit ever besides accidentally opening an instant message for one of those retarded ass "Community video" games play between Facebook friends.
Several years ago my dad's phone called me several times as something he was listening to on the radio in his car triggered the voice dial. Scared the shit out of me as I thought he was having an emergency, struggling to make the call. This is how I learned there was such a thing as voice dial.
L M lucky for you, this set off my google mini and I couldn’t shut her up
Siri should've dialed your local suicide hotline. Design flaw.
0:16 "You're in such a small place! I get claustrophobic I honestly don't know how you do it."
"I'm poor."
I literally almost cried laughing... I had to pause it before I could even finish watching the video from laughing xD
🤣🤣🤣
"Don't say tight"
Lol the funniest part.. is that i could completely relate!!
Dang i felt the pain.. 😂
Julie makes me so uncomfortable that I'm actually extremely impressed. I mean that in a complementary your acting is really good way.
It's American Psycho energy. Unrelenting friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.
I feel like this is a look into the life of a young Jan Levinson lolol
@@meganchambers8108 facts
This is so good, I hated you the whole time.
Such a great act 😂
1000 likes and I was the 1000th
Hole time
😂😂😂😂😂
When she said "my mum and I are very tight." For some reason I could only picture "Ryan George"
“Gross. That’s too many...meals...in one bed....a day”
RIP, me. I died from this.
🤣😂🤣
So glad this was a top comment exactly what I was gonna quote 😂
Omg I’m dying right now
She’s right! I mean I do it but only because I don’t have my life together!
"Hey Siri, kill me" "And when would you like me to schedule that for?" LMAO
I asked Siri the same thing and she said ‘I don’t know how to respond to that...’
My mother is a narcissist with frequent temper tantrums. When she gets caught in a lie or manipulation she always says "I may as well just shoot myself". Now that it's somewhat legal in Canada, I just say "It's legal now. I can help you with that". It shuts her right up. Should have used it 50 years ago :)
Just discovered your channel through that coronavirus sketch you recently made, which is #2 on trending as of this comment. Having since binged video after video, your content is simply excellent on every front - writing, acting, filming and editing - and you not only have an effortless factor of humor to yourself but also seem to consistently find collaborators who can match you in that regard. I really hope the popularity you gained from that coronavirus sketch continues to grow, and enables you to pursue this avenue more thoroughly than you could previously. Thanks for the entertainment during this quarantine, and I look forward to all the future material we'll hopefully be receiving from you. Sorry for the long comment, that's all, take care.
Same here.... definitely a subbie
Same! To all of it!
Completely agree!
same!!
Me too! She's awesome
Not sure if the girl in green is also an actress but she's too funny.
Not sure? Wait, what?
Um, scroll down. She also wrote the sketch.
*"Like a real person , consensual?.."*
That got me omgg😂😂
no, the kidnapped, drugged in the basement kind of boyfriend
C O except it’s maIes who kidn@p and dr^g young girls and hold them in basements for decades while impregnating them and never letting them see the light of day or get hospital treatment until one day one escapes.
@@marcoj127 Men get sexually assaulted (and raped) at an equal rate BY WOMEN(ABOUT 89% OF THE PERPETRATORS ARE FEMALE) in the US in the recent years. Here is the link to an OFFICIAL US GOVERNMENT WEBSITE - www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4062022/
Also here is an article from THE SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN WITH OFFICIAL 2019 DATA,
In 2019, for example, this survey showed that equal numbers of men and women reported being forced into non-consensual sex (either raped or forced to penetrate someone else). Extrapolated to the US as a whole, this would represent 1.9 million victims among each sex during the preceding 12 month. NOW OBVIOUSLY IN THE OLDER DAYS WOMEN WERE RAPED MORE BUT NOW IT'S JUST EQUAL.ALSO MEN DON'T REPORT SO MUCH SEXUAL ASSAULT COMPARED TO WOMEN.
IN THE US, Men are assaulted at the same rate as women by women.
www.google.com/amp/s/digest.bps.org.uk/2017/07/11/sexual-offending-by-women-is-surprisingly-common-claims-us-study/amp/
amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/503492/
www.scientificamerican.com/article/sexual-victimization-by-women-is-more-common-than-previously-known/
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4062022/
Lollipop you do know that’s it’s not just girls who get sexually harassed, right?
By choice?🤣
“He leaves his PS4.” Oh so, it’s serious then.
First time I understood "He leaves his Pissoir" - wait what why?
@@deliaklager766 i heard the same thing.
@@deliaklager766 heard the same
ps5 now
Cuz he just got his ps5 so he can take risks with the ps4
“You’re just rhyming now!!”*.....😂😂😂😂😂
The "Yeah I'm.... poor..." part really hurt
“Hey Siri, kill me”🤣🤣🤣 make more episode with her! Chemistry is top notch.
if you have a friend like acting like Julie, ditch her. now.
Anen to that
Give her some slack Jared banged her mom I can't think of a worse thing that can happen to a I mean poor Julie
She's the best at being the worst.
I think the idea is to wait until you get a better life than her, rub it in her face and then ditch her.
I did! in January! best 6 months ever! :D
Her: “I’m dating someone”
Julie: “Wow, Like a real person?”
Like mutual?
(Sigh) “No, Jerek’s real” 😂🤣😂🤣
Wasn't it "No, jerk's real?"
@@Davide95933 No, it was Jerek
@@StellarWishGaming2002 both are the same now
Jerek Deter
It's amazing how people tend to hold on to shitty friendship so long, while always re-realizing how shitty it is, for so long before one finally turns away.
Just amazing.
Or taking a long break and coming back and realizing they’ve changed for the better. It happens.
Loneliness.
It's only women. Men would have hit each other by now, and sorted it out.😂
“Don’t say tight.” Best moment.
please
😂
*Ryan George intensifies*
Imagine when they have kids and then it’s so much worse and the competition never ends
Or imagine Julie's new half-sibling who is also her step-child.
"ill take this back to my, uh... cave." that was too good.
But that Cave Spring Riesling is a value pick... ;)
haha you bet it is! It's delicious
hahah instantly noticed that
I love Rieslings and now I need to get me one of these
"He banged my Mom" OMG. Haha. So uncomfortable! Great job! LOL 😂😂😂
Scott Silva that got me
I've seen too much of the internet to know where that plot piece comes from... :D
"He banged my mom" yep that one got me too.fell off the chair on that one.
Banged
“Don’t say tight”! Haha! Dying!!
Too funny.
I refuse to like this comment as it possesses 69 likes at the time of my writing. I really want to like it, though.
@@brazenserpent7 thanks for pointing that out, I almost ruined it!
@@harrymonk70 Other people have done so. It no longer reflects that special number.
@@brazenserpent7 😥
Your COVID video popped up on my suggested videos, and it was hilarious. Incredibly poignant with a clever perspective. I hadn't heard of you before, but I've gone on a binge and watched at least 5 of your videos in the last 2 days. Great stuff! My girlfriend enjoys them, too! Your acting and writing are top-notch. The social commentary is on the Seinfeld-level in terms of finding and articulating minutiae in life and making it hilarious, often via hyperbole and surrealism! Keep it up!
Same here, I bet she is getting a ton of new subscribers.
Pathetic. I saw 8 in last Hour
@@theowleyes07
Yeah, I didn't understand either how that qualifies even as a binge-watch.
5 videos in 2 days... Pfft.
People use the word "binge" too freely on RUclips..... Watching five 6-minute videos over 2 days does not qualify......I'm not sure where that binge line would be......but you're so far from it you could just as well have said "I've never watched one of your videos ever" and been more accurate.
Wow I am truly amazed by the writing, the acting, the production value of your work. Just discovered your channel and I can hardly believe you have only 80K subs as we speak.
Your writing reminds a bit of the channel Britanik in some ways. Anyway, it's Fresh, witty, original, and honestly haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Keep it up :)
Even before the boyfriend topic came up, Natalie's little comments cracked me up bad.
"Hey Siri, kill me"😆😆😆
This is very reminiscent of the old youtube days AND I LOVE IT
It's the second "Don't say tight." that just gets me every time.
4:27 the face of someone who is putting the most amount of focus they can possibly muster to not laugh.
This was hilarious, I subscribed, the other actress was so funny as well. I see she wrote this sketch too. Great work guys!
"Don't say tight" 🤣😂🤣
lmao i died
I watched this when it was released but I only picked up on it now. The details in the script is the best part. Don't blink!
Natalie Metcalfe: Don't say tight
Ryan George: allow me to introduce myself... Saying tight is TIGHT!
Super easy, barely an inconvenience
@@emmyjr1231 wowowowowow
I want Ryan George character to meet Julie Nolke characters so much! There would be so many!
@@DanKaschel most ambitious crossover
Oh really?
Natalie - you are brilliant! I have watched this sketch dozens of times. It gets better ever time. Thank you.
"That basement thing", my god that hit hard. I just got ripped in half.
Julie and Natalie made me laugh out loud! This is my third time watching this and I still laughed out loud.
"Don't say tight"
Honestly I’ve watched this like 100x. The writing is amazing but not only that. The production is great. Camera work is superb. Great close up shots and cuts. You have an amazing team.
Same!
This is one of the funniest sketch I've seen in awhile...which led to this continuous binge for the other videos! Enjoying the channel. Lol "my home...because I'm poor"
Keep doing what you’re doing. That was excellent.
1:27 really really good acting
Thanks to RUclips’s algorithm, I have watch a lot of you videos and you’re actually a really good actor. Your facial expressions are spot on.
In a strange way I'm becoming addicted.
To the show, of course.
You guys make such a great comedic pair. Love the subtleties and all the details. Really fun to watch.
Seriously, you're the best thing to come "from" the coronvirus. Brilliant work! Thank you for the fun! (And ditto on everything Shanker Menon said below...).
Great writing, very clever.
That first half was one of the most brutal takes on this set-up I've seen. Loved the way it panned out as well. Great job to both of you!! Loved watching it. :-)
This skit defines "FRIENEMIES" / Toxic Friendships better than any written words ever could.
"He left his PS4!" Lmao. What an indicator for where he spends his time. Good one Julie!
Finding out that the entire bit about Julie's char's bf at the very end and the response from Natalie's character about what word not to say was ad-lib made my month!
Are girls really like this ? One upping each other. 😂😂 so funny. Love your work Julie.
any time I hear someone say women can't be funny, your channel is the first one I show them to prove em wrong
here before 100k subs, you totally deserve more attention! :) amazing content
I have been binge-watching your videos. The writing is SO GOOD! thanks for the laughs.
“Don’t say tight... don’t say tight.” I’m dead! Absolutely genius
I didnt get it.
@@bryanryan4504 Me neither
@@cartersessal4551 Lol, how old are you guys? :p
I can relate. I banged a GF's mom once, too. Only we weren't dating when I did it and.. OK, so I banged a woman who was somewhat older than me and four months later I started dating a really cool girl who I really liked. Three months into our dating I met her parents and imagine my surprise when her mom turned out to be the woman I'd slept with back then.
Please continue your story.
This is amazing
that's where the story ends? really?
😂
Wow ahahahah, how did the mother react when seeing you two together??😂
That was awesome. “Don’t say tight”. Genius. Acting is flawless.
I swear this woman is ridiculously talented!Why does she not have more views!? Really hoping she gets the recognition she deserves because her humor and acting chops are 👌
If your friend genuinely acts this way, you need a different friend.
Natalie is brilliant! I had such a good laugh.
Damn this was perfect 👌
Combo laughs from start to end.
Great actors, great sketche, great edit. I love it.
Wow, great writing Natalie! And Julie you're acting is so good in a way that if you're my friend, I would have screamed at you!
so glad YT recommended this channel. i really like how the pace of videos is right and not just garbage making it to 10 mins for ads. great work julie :)
My mind.. so well written and so well acted! loved it!
Great scripting! Fab timing! Excellent delivery! Pmsl !
I love this video, keep coming back to watch it. Gives me Bridesmaids vibes.
The writing and the acting are outstanding, so funny.
I had a friend like that, needless to say I let that friendship drop.. She made 90,000 salary and I was unemployed due to injury.. I sold things I owned to afford my rent poor. She NOT once offered to even pay for my lunch or coffee when she asked for us to go out together..
I'm so sorry to hear that, Misty. That sounds sad.
Bad female friends are just so bad, but good ones are awesome!
The laugh when the friend say she has a boyfriend... it’s perfect. this is so well done.
Wow Julie. You did this part so well. I was actually getting uncomfortable at the conversation. That's how good this sketch was.
One thing I love about your work, is the way you present the conversation. They're so natural. I've seen actors/youtubers overdo it. Yours is just so natural.
Keep it up
“That’s too many meals in a bed..in one day..anyway” lmao this got me
Im stooned with how such amazing your nails are
This is, by far, the best example of the saying:
"the heart of comedy is subverting expectations."
I've watched PLENTY of Julie's videos and yep Julie is hot (and multi-talented) but this is only the 2nd video of hers I have seen Natalie in. Impressed that Natalie wrote this funny script, and she's quite the fine one as well !!!
"Hey Siri, kill me!" This is fucking awesome! Please, do more episodes together!! You two are hilarious!!
My gosh!!! You guys are great actresses. I feel like I'm watching a real series.
I found your channel from your little colab with Ryan George, and wow. You are so very funny. I've not stopped laughing since I started going through your vids. I don't know how you come up with everything, but please don't stop, been too long since actually laughing out loud. You and Mr. George are very much my sense of humor. Just wanted to give you kudos and say thank you Ms. Nolke, you are very talented and much appreciated, at least by a random nobody on the internet, lol, but still ; ) Thanx
Thoroughly enjoyed this! Such a classic. Great work, Julie!
"he BANGED my MOM!"🤣🤣🤣 Siri, kill me now cause I'm dying laughing!!!
4:24 haha! "don't say tight" got great subtle humor going on here! keep it up, lovin it.
Loving your channel. Been bingeing it since you guested on Ryan George's. I don't normally go for cringe-inducing, awkward humor, but somehow yours works for me. (P.S. I noticed in the credits that this particular sketch was written by your guest, Natalie Metcalfe, and I wanted to say that I thought it was brilliant.)
this is a true fine piece of work LOVE IT
So happy I found this channel.
Thank you, Ryan George.
This by far is one of favorite...if I need a laugh I always come back to it hahaha
I just have to say since finding your videos yesterday, I have been binge watching them all day. So freaking funny!!! Thank you for the comedic gems especially with all the shit going on in the world.
The writing on these sketches is so good!!!
You both are great
the actors in all her skits are top shelf - like a small batch mezcal. They all have great comedic timing - so tight. Sorry, I shouldn't have said 'tight.'
If you don't know which of your friends is the "one up friend" then you are that friend.
The fact that girlfriends actually talk like this often is funny and scary at the same time.
Lol. When you said "Hey Google" the video paused and my phone started talking to me.
My phone thought you were in the room with me. Perhaps it assumed we were together after an amazing night, one filled with awkward and uncomfortable moments.
Lol. Love you Julie! Starting my day with you is starting my day seeing the humor.
"I'm...*smack* poor, ah--" that delivery 😂😂
Not seen in this video but I love how you scored an Honest Ed's 50cent Pantie sign. I'm so bummed I missed out on getting a few of those signs (not necessarily the one previously noted lol)
Perfect way to start a day! He banged my mom! Each day needs laughter 😃
I worked in this business for 25 years and never has a scripted scene made me feel SO uncomfortable. Well done, more great work.
the build up to her forcefully, angrily saying "HE BANGED MY MOM!!" was perfect
A real person, consensual? LOL
Julie is great as always, as is the actress in the green sweater. I particularly like how she throws “mumbling shade” 😂
The sound could/SHOULD BE BETTER ... CAUSE THE STORY AND ACTORS ARE THERE AND DELIVER V E R Y W E L L
Surprisingly accurate for a Comedy sketch 😏