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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 года назад +88

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

    • @servvo
      @servvo 3 года назад

      isanastigmstismsm

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 3 года назад +5

      The frames worked........
      Just saying

    • @emmaedelmann220
      @emmaedelmann220 3 года назад

      I used to wear fake glasses but now I wear real ones

  • @becomingadreamcatcher
    @becomingadreamcatcher 4 года назад +3306

    She was the best thing that happened in my RUclips recomendation during corona 😂

  • @Verylengthyapple
    @Verylengthyapple 4 года назад +2726

    “What’s your prescription”
    Me who wears glasses: *doesnt even know*

    • @Teddy98
      @Teddy98 4 года назад +51

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @blank.7253
      @blank.7253 4 года назад +6

      Mkbdhd

    • @artsyarmy6794
      @artsyarmy6794 4 года назад +9

      Lmao same

    • @dieseldabberdoug8285
      @dieseldabberdoug8285 4 года назад +2

      I do.

    • @vizdrom
      @vizdrom 4 года назад +29

      Mine just keeps changing lol
      (Who the f kept astigmatism and cylindrical the same(

  • @RaijinKaze
    @RaijinKaze 4 года назад +766

    To this day I still don’t know how Julie has mastered the art of being awkward with herself playing both characters. It feels like she has a twin sister. Had you told me that they were sisters I would believe you 100%.

    • @rassp3860
      @rassp3860 4 года назад +1

      You should check out Natalie Tran’s channel. It took me forever to realize she was not a twin.

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 3 года назад

      @@rassp3860 I haven’t watched Natalie is so long. I used to watch her religiously, but seem to have strayed. But she really is hella funny.

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 3 года назад

      She’s a good actress, for sure. Hopefully someone gives her a shot to do feature stuff. She’d be mahvalous!

    • @Tawnyaise0
      @Tawnyaise0 Год назад

      @@TampaJohn Natalie as in the holder of the peacock miraculous?

  • @otakuchicken38
    @otakuchicken38 4 года назад +1472

    Dudee, the exact moment she removed her glasses , the screen did turn blurr, and I thought it was an effect .but then my internet got cut and realised it was slow internet 😂

    • @r.carter8378
      @r.carter8378 4 года назад +15

      That's awesome!

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 года назад +1

      Slow internet doesn't blur youtube videos though🤔

    • @NitronNeutron
      @NitronNeutron 4 года назад +21

      @@danielawesome36 sure if you have the resolution om automatic and the internet suddenly slows down RUclips will change to a lower resolution.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 года назад

      @@NitronNeutron Oh yeah, makes sense if you're on auto.

    • @otakuchicken38
      @otakuchicken38 4 года назад

      @@NitronNeutron yea , mine was on auto

  • @bluedaisy7811
    @bluedaisy7811 4 года назад +1627

    I have literally had glasses for years and I couldn’t answer any of her questions.

    • @KalRandom
      @KalRandom 4 года назад +22

      Legally blind.

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 4 года назад +23

      "Have you always worn glasses?"

    • @bluedaisy7811
      @bluedaisy7811 4 года назад +15

      SB Dunk touché. Forgive the hyperbole?

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 4 года назад +6

      @@bluedaisy7811 Forgiven 😁

    • @flufflepuffle
      @flufflepuffle 4 года назад +7

      I actually remember my prescription well, but it is different for my lenses and glasses, so if you ask me on a contacts day, you will get a different answer than on a glasses day. My contacts are L-5.00 and R -5.25, and my glasses are both -5.50

  • @Allen-by6ci
    @Allen-by6ci 4 года назад +345

    I feel so bad for left Julie. Right Julie can be soooo judgemental sometimes..

    • @los3r426
      @los3r426 2 года назад +2

      Ikr like tone it down sis
      Right Julie did make some good points though

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 2 года назад

      No, no, no, Right Julie is correct.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 2 года назад

      @@WouldntULikeToKnow. Nonono you don't go around to people with guide dogs demanding why they need them. Or at least I hope you don't

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 2 дня назад

      @@osheridan "I'm deaf, that's why"
      "THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS"

  • @MattRosvideos
    @MattRosvideos 4 года назад +853

    I wear 3D glasses all the time. Tried them once in the cinema, never looked back, it gives the world a whole new dimension!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +155

      bahahah what a way to live!

    • @ru_k3
      @ru_k3 4 года назад +40

      2D world with 3D glasses...he's living in the 5D😂💀💀

    • @tristanneal9552
      @tristanneal9552 4 года назад +15

      I Unironically wore 3D glasses everyday when I was a kid. I thought I looked cool in them. 😂 They weren’t the red and blue kind tho, they were the later gen ones that were gray lenses that worked by combining two slightly offput images.

    • @MattRosvideos
      @MattRosvideos 4 года назад +7

      @@tristanneal9552 I remember those had both, guess it just depended on the outfit

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 года назад +13

      When I was a sarcastic young thing, I used to wear 3-D glasses around, just to be weird. When people asked why I had them on, I’d say, “I can see in 3-D with these glasses.

  • @ermannomonforti8813
    @ermannomonforti8813 4 года назад +384

    I think you've found the best way humanity has ever come closer for describing that mystic and unique hurt that traumatizes me every time I try on my friends' glasses for fun

    • @iam_rebeccaK
      @iam_rebeccaK 4 года назад +3

      How was this comment published 19 hours ago?

    • @ermannomonforti8813
      @ermannomonforti8813 4 года назад +3

      @@iam_rebeccaK Patreon!

    • @iam_rebeccaK
      @iam_rebeccaK 4 года назад +8

      @@ermannomonforti8813 cool. I thought RUclips was high again 😂😂

    • @830927mjki
      @830927mjki 4 года назад +16

      @@iam_rebeccaK The existence of Patreon is in no way evidence of RUclips being sober.

    • @iam_rebeccaK
      @iam_rebeccaK 4 года назад +4

      @@830927mjki you're not wrong 😅

  • @cojec
    @cojec 3 года назад +166

    "What's your prescription?"
    "So um... it... dancing skeletons."

    • @jazminedecastro303
      @jazminedecastro303 3 года назад +3

      I wear them but I didn't know my prescription ahahaha

  • @prappypat
    @prappypat 4 года назад +1098

    The only thing worse than wearing fake glasses...is caring if someone is wearing fake glasses.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 года назад +20

      oh my gosh i feel judged

    • @danielgrigg3426
      @danielgrigg3426 4 года назад +88

      Spoken like someone who wears fake glasses.

    • @stagename2
      @stagename2 4 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @prappypat
      @prappypat 4 года назад +85

      @@danielgrigg3426 Spoken like someone who cares if someone's wearing fake glasses

    • @user-dt1fo9jz4f
      @user-dt1fo9jz4f 4 года назад +66

      I bought those blue light glasses just to try them out (tension headache, whatever) and my friend went on a whole rant and posted it on her social media about how stupid I was for buying them. Why do people care SO much?

  • @myczxr
    @myczxr 4 года назад +1221

    those friends whondon't want to let these little things go... so exhausting.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +207

      hate em...

    • @Brainfryde
      @Brainfryde 4 года назад +56

      @@julienolke monetize them ;)

    • @lostkhaz
      @lostkhaz 4 года назад +33

      They don’t let it go because you’re probably lying. If one person is constantly lying and and the other is trying to get the truth, it looks like they don’t let it go but the liar is in the wrong in the first place.

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 4 года назад +13

      @@lostkhaz Not wrong there. It actually is exhausting to drag the truth from them, but I digress.

    • @laboogie
      @laboogie 4 года назад +15

      We will never stop calling out lame shit 😁

  • @1.21gigawatts2
    @1.21gigawatts2 4 года назад +949

    I haven't been to the optometrist in nearly half a decade. I wouldn't have a clue what my prescription is and I have no idea if the glasses I'm wearing are helping my eyesight or slowly killing my retinas.

    • @cristian44137
      @cristian44137 4 года назад +26

      Wow. You have not scratched your glasses since 2015?

    • @1.21gigawatts2
      @1.21gigawatts2 4 года назад +24

      @@cristian44137 Few little ones but mostly pretty good.

    • @tavi_chocochip
      @tavi_chocochip 4 года назад +49

      In terms of your prescription, I'd say you look like you're between a 2 and a... a 4, maybe.

    • @SP-ni3ps
      @SP-ni3ps 4 года назад +31

      I just went last year and I've never known my prescription. But... if someone asks, I'll hand over my glasses because it's funny to watch people tilting their head and trying to figure out why everything is to the left of wherever they were looking.

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 4 года назад +11

      Just looking at your profile picture I can diagnose that you probably have mastignatisism

  • @SashenkaKun
    @SashenkaKun 4 года назад +726

    Friend of mine had worn contacts for like the first 2 years we'd known each other and I didn't know, the first time I ever saw her in eyeglasses I thought there was a glitch in the matrix.

    • @DonaBologna
      @DonaBologna 4 года назад +21

      People ask me if I'm sick when I wear my glasses and I say "no, I'm wearing glasses today" and they are like "ohhhhh omg, I'm so sorry, I thought something looked wrong" lmao

    • @yinka54321
      @yinka54321 4 года назад +4

      The video was uploaded 5 hours ago, how TF did you upload your comment 12 hours ago

    • @DonaBologna
      @DonaBologna 4 года назад +7

      @@yinka54321 time warp

    • @beefchicken
      @beefchicken 4 года назад +11

      DonaBologna I had a buddy like that, always wore contacts and I had no idea, one day he shows up in coke bottle glasses looking like Bubbles, and I thought he was being funny.
      So yeah turns out I insulted my friend for having really bad eyesight.

    • @SashenkaKun
      @SashenkaKun 4 года назад +5

      @@yinka54321 patreon gang

  • @shimeih2287
    @shimeih2287 4 года назад +260

    Julie needs a Netflix show I swear. I would subscribe for just that.

    • @allenfenwick6257
      @allenfenwick6257 3 года назад

      Colleen ballinger probably ruined any chances for a RUclips creator to get that kind of opportunity again.

    • @shimeih2287
      @shimeih2287 3 года назад

      @@allenfenwick6257 wait, what happened?

    • @alidavideo
      @alidavideo 3 года назад +3

      But she has complete control over her content here and does an amazing job. Colleen's show was great btw--but I assume it was received with confusion by many who didn't know Miranda Sings. It was sadly cancelled after the second season. Julie probably COULD create something cool, but why fix it if it ain't broke? What she does here is so amazing, AND free for viewers.

    • @jodicool9787
      @jodicool9787 3 года назад +1

      No NETFLIX

  • @manik68
    @manik68 4 года назад +654

    It's a stegasaurus

    • @mooncaketin
      @mooncaketin 4 года назад +25

      I have a stegosaurus, too, so when I got contact lenses for the first time this year, I had to pay for the more expensive ones. Stupid dinosaurs 😠
      😉

    • @Kingatje
      @Kingatje 4 года назад +1

      Loool yes

    • @vp9885
      @vp9885 4 года назад +1

      Bro your comment literally says 21 hours ago . This video was posted 1 hour ago .

    • @mooncaketin
      @mooncaketin 4 года назад +8

      @@vp9885 her Patreon supporters get early access to her videos

    • @vp9885
      @vp9885 4 года назад +2

      mooncaketin ohhhh my god . I’m m such an idiot. I completely forgot about that .

  • @sriramsundar8388
    @sriramsundar8388 4 года назад +168

    It's hard to belive that you, as a single person do everything. Acting, editing, directing, producing etc. Love your content!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +24

      Wow, thank you!

    • @debbiehocking8047
      @debbiehocking8047 4 года назад +5

      I do not think she is single, has a wedding band on!😏😏

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 года назад +35

      Not even sure Julie’s one person. There seem to be several of her in a lot of these videos.

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 года назад +5

      Gary Cooper well done

    • @trevortiernan8510
      @trevortiernan8510 4 года назад +4

      Gary Cooper But have you ever seen Julie and Julie together in a room?

  • @FredericChen
    @FredericChen 4 года назад +478

    IM NOT READY TO BE CALLED OUT

    • @helena2787
      @helena2787 4 года назад +5

      Omg haha I literally thought of u when I saw the title

    • @lcmay2630
      @lcmay2630 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @cynnimini2650
      @cynnimini2650 4 года назад +1

      Me neither dude

  • @DustyRaider
    @DustyRaider 4 года назад +39

    Such a good actress wtf 😂 from the flawless skepticism to the awkward self-explanation, it’s literally two different people in this video

  • @andreaflorence1764
    @andreaflorence1764 4 года назад +139

    This is so accurate! This happened to me one time. I have astigmatism and been wearing glasses for years now. I have 180-200 eyesight which is quite bad since the normal eyesight should be 20-20. I was hanging out with my cousin and her friends and there was this girl who is OBSESSED with selfie and taking pictures of herself. She was wearing a really cute dress that day and decided to do a little bit of photoshoot for her ig. She saw my glasses and said that it matches with her otd (since i chose a really cute frame that could match a casual ot fancy outfit since i don't want to remove it when I'm attending a special occasion). She was insistent in to borrowing it and i was a bit hesitant because she doesn't look like someone who would handle a prescription glasses with care. She then started saying bs about it not being real since my frames are too pretty to be a prescription glasses. I eventually gave it to her. I knew that she would hurt her eye but I didn't warn her.
    Safe to say that I might have given her an indirect punch to the eye. So much for calling my glasses fake.

    • @fouziabelkacem450
      @fouziabelkacem450 4 года назад +4

      U would save my life if u show me ur frame..i struggle with makin my thick glass look decent

    • @Pete...NoNotThatOne
      @Pete...NoNotThatOne 4 года назад +17

      I only wear reading glasses of a “strength” and I can’t understand why people always want to look through them and try them on. It’s like wanting to borrow a paraplegics wheelchair to “just go for a spin.”

    • @fouziabelkacem450
      @fouziabelkacem450 4 года назад +4

      @@Pete...NoNotThatOne hahaha that's a commun struggle

    • @eat_pray_porg8450
      @eat_pray_porg8450 3 года назад +3

      I try not to let people try on my glasses. Don't want to catch pink eye or anything from this kind of transaction, you know?

  • @jonathanmatthews8928
    @jonathanmatthews8928 4 года назад +1968

    As a glasses wearer:
    - there’s no goddam way you’re touching my glasses, even just to “try them on” 😂
    - I have no idea what my prescription is!
    - I can’t remember if I’m long- or short-sighted. I’m “needs glasses”-sighted!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +260

      hahahaha noted

    • @rolphahl7515
      @rolphahl7515 4 года назад +72

      I'm a glasses wearer I can confirm this is true

    • @urbaniv
      @urbaniv 4 года назад +13

      Me too

    • @alexpapadopoulos5202
      @alexpapadopoulos5202 4 года назад +155

      @Jade Badolato it's only acceptable if the other person is also wearing glasses and you want to compare your blindness. ONLY THEN it is ok

    • @saadetoz1605
      @saadetoz1605 4 года назад +57

      Really? I know I’m nearsighted (myopia) and my prescription is -4.75 on both eyes and I would never forget lol

  • @NickFisherman
    @NickFisherman 4 года назад +162

    I've been wearing glasses for eighteen years. I have absolutely no clue what my prescription is. I don't make my own lenses.

    • @WatchingtheWorldBurning
      @WatchingtheWorldBurning 4 года назад +1

      Yeah yeah - fake!

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 года назад +3

      I've been wearing them for at least twice as long, and I have no idea about the exact prescription. I'd just hand over the glasses and get the person to have a peek through, which to them just be as trippy as in Julie's video. And the opticians usually give you a little card with the prescription, so I could check there. Or I point at some large writing on the wall and go " See that? I can't read that from here without my glasses!"

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 года назад +2

      "I don't make my own lens" 🤣

  • @nova3530onyt
    @nova3530onyt 4 года назад +293

    How the hell do people act this good talking amongst themselves, when I try I get threats to join an asylum?

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 года назад +23

      The secret (to not getting sent to the funny farm) is having lights and a camera there.
      As an old saying goes, “If you have sex for money with no camera in the room, you’re a prostitute and you can be jailed. But if you have sex for money with a camera running, you’re acting, and it’s art.”

    • @nova3530onyt
      @nova3530onyt 4 года назад +5

      @@censusgary I'll be keeping that in mind👌

    • @Adrian-yi8fl
      @Adrian-yi8fl 4 года назад +3

      I didn't know you could join an asylum?

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 4 года назад +2

      @@Adrian-yi8fl Must be a new trend. We better start buying up stocks before it gets real big.

    • @mulethedonkey2579
      @mulethedonkey2579 4 года назад

      @@censusgary its a free speech thing, its harder for conservatives to ban it

  • @photoshopcafe
    @photoshopcafe 3 года назад +59

    An assissitacism

    • @CL-yt8kc
      @CL-yt8kc 3 года назад

      I’ll never be able to say that word again🤦‍♀️

  • @cbgreiwe
    @cbgreiwe 4 года назад +16

    I’ve worn glasses for most of my life and get my eyes checked at least every couple of years. Honestly, I couldn’t tell you my prescription.

    • @rftg1793
      @rftg1793 4 года назад

      Same here ^^'

  • @hammerpants11c54
    @hammerpants11c54 4 года назад +181

    2:24 through 2:50 sounds like me trying to answer job interview questions without practicing

  • @jonathanj2205
    @jonathanj2205 4 года назад +146

    Step 1: get the notification
    Step 2: drop whatever you’re doing
    Step 3: watch it
    Step 4: enjoy it:
    Step5: comment
    Step 6: watch it again
    Step 7: repeat steps 2-7

    • @cristian44137
      @cristian44137 4 года назад +7

      Then how do you see each new videos if you dont leave the loop?

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +26

      thank youuu!

    • @jonathanj2205
      @jonathanj2205 4 года назад +3

      Julie Nolke 😊. After every week I get to watch a new movie/skit. And it’s got everything...comedy, action, drama and dead people 😁 and they’re the best videos.

    • @Cat_in_Spacetime
      @Cat_in_Spacetime 4 года назад +2

      How do I exit?

    • @jonathanj2205
      @jonathanj2205 4 года назад +1

      Ron Nazareth why would you want to exit?

  • @RS-pk4mp
    @RS-pk4mp 4 года назад +112

    "It's an assystesism . . ." Priceless. As some one who has been wearing thick glasses since the 2nd grade, I am jealous, however, that someone can look so good with or without glasses. Life really isn't fair. But her great comedic timing and talented "talking to herself" skits are wonderful, indicating that life has more to offer than fair. And, yes, when she takes the glasses off she is Supergirl but when she leaves them on, she is at least Superiorgirl.

    • @Michael18599
      @Michael18599 4 года назад +3

      She really does look like supergirl with the glasses on.

  • @Literarydilettante
    @Literarydilettante 4 года назад +18

    As someone with Astigmatism myself, I dream of seeing dancing skeletons in the deep expanse of space myself.

  • @JuliaTaylorSoprano
    @JuliaTaylorSoprano 4 года назад +109

    Me, currently wearing blue light glasses and feeling attacked.

    • @pondboy3682
      @pondboy3682 4 года назад +17

      Hey, at least those serve a purpose!

    • @brynleemurray5977
      @brynleemurray5977 3 года назад +4

      oh my gosh right?!! If I wear them while I'm on my laptop at school,,, smh.

    • @anainesrodrigues
      @anainesrodrigues 3 года назад +3

      if the glasses have a porpoise please by all means wear them. it is just lame when they are worn as a fashion accessory. so don't feel attacked.

    • @pondboy3682
      @pondboy3682 3 года назад +3

      @@anainesrodrigues 🐬 porpoises are awesome like that! 🙃

    • @nelsonmiranda6117
      @nelsonmiranda6117 3 года назад

      I always wear them too, but I always tell them what they are for, so no big deal. But then they want to wear them.

  • @KartikBhandariKB
    @KartikBhandariKB 4 года назад +84

    Actor, writer, editor, screenplay and now graphics? Jeeesh... leave something for others!
    Also, the animation was worth the wait! So I guess we should expect UFOs flying around in the next one?

  • @canadiancop3967
    @canadiancop3967 4 года назад +391

    Did anyone else hit the like button even before watching her videos? Since we already know she will make us laugh, smile, and probably make our day! Thank you all, and stay safe!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +64

      you da best!

    • @ThisisJenn
      @ThisisJenn 4 года назад +3

      Yaaaaaasssss, always ♡

    • @JupitersDancer
      @JupitersDancer 4 года назад +2

      Lol exactly

    • @suzanne3722
      @suzanne3722 4 года назад +2

      Haha...yes, always know it’s gonna be guuuud! @julienolke 👓

    • @draghn
      @draghn 4 года назад +2

      Every. Time. Haha!

  • @milhousevanhoutan9235
    @milhousevanhoutan9235 4 года назад +153

    Does it weird you out that you'll forever be temporally associated with a global pandemic, but you make a lot of people happy?

    • @lynntrovert2471
      @lynntrovert2471 4 года назад +23

      Ha, weird but true. Was most people's introduction to her the "Explaining Coronavirus to my past self"? That one video is what lead me to watching everything else.

    • @TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox
      @TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox 4 года назад +5

      @@lynntrovert2471 I'm sure that was the one, yeah. It reached Reddit front page (that's where I found it), so it drew a lot of attention even from outside RUclips.

  • @jacquelinemcquade9624
    @jacquelinemcquade9624 4 года назад +201

    Whenever I’ve let friends try on my glasses they say things like “Oh my God you are so blind!!!”

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 4 года назад +18

      i mentioned this to my mom bc the same thing happens to me and she just said “so no one’s come up with anything more creative in 30 years huh”

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 4 года назад +3

      @@sidoniegabrielle269 Yup.
      The human society evolved so much, but we're doomed to the constant of dumb jokes

    • @adzyritchie7186
      @adzyritchie7186 4 года назад +1

      Same lmao

    • @teenagers012
      @teenagers012 4 года назад +6

      My friends with worse vision try on mine and are like “you don’t even need these”... tell my headaches that

    • @ErinBridger
      @ErinBridger 3 года назад +1

      Ikr same 24/7

  • @evannussbaum1863
    @evannussbaum1863 4 года назад +22

    If I wore fake glasses, I’d just say they were blue light protective lenses.

  • @timmm_
    @timmm_ 4 года назад +53

    okay; the instagram freakout over the after effects render was worth it. those skeletons put down some sweet moves

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +18

      hahahaha so painful but so worth it

  • @jgig1329
    @jgig1329 4 года назад +23

    I have never seen anyone this good at talking to themselves before, almost like you practice regularly in your free time! Hilarious sketch as always

  • @tentic
    @tentic 4 года назад +32

    You are one of the few RUclipsrs with whom the viewers can actually relate with!

  • @ozbullymorales1020
    @ozbullymorales1020 4 года назад +13

    Damn, she’s giving hearts out like It’s Valentine’s Day at school.

  • @jim6070
    @jim6070 3 года назад +16

    "It would be pretty lame to wear fake glasses". That's exploiting one medical problem to make fun of another.

  • @GetGlamFam
    @GetGlamFam 4 года назад +316

    Lol this makes me glad I got my corrective surgery 😂 People used to stay putting on my glasses and then yelling “DAAAAAANNNG! Your eyes are THIS BAD???!”
    #ThingsIDontMiss 😂

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 4 года назад +3

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Everytime!

    • @jenm6977
      @jenm6977 4 года назад +3

      Same. Mine was 20/400 or -6.00 before Lasik on 7/7! I'm glad I got it. Although I do sorta feel like I lost a layer of protection...

    • @GetGlamFam
      @GetGlamFam 4 года назад +6

      Jennifer McGill I feel you on the later of protection, it took me forever to get used to seeing myself without glasses and I felt like something was always going to fly into my eye 😂
      The only thing that I don’t care for is the dryness, especially since I had dry eyes before the procedure. I carry small vials of drops with me everywhere just incase.

    • @LOTR_BTTF
      @LOTR_BTTF 4 года назад +5

      @@GetGlamFam LOL same here. First couple of weeks after the surgery, when it was time to sleep or shower; I'd reach up to take off my glasses then remember I wasn't wearing any 🤣

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 4 года назад +2

      @Secretly a celebrity It's not the going blind that should scare you, but the dry eye and other side effects.

  • @anaraquelvisgueira1077
    @anaraquelvisgueira1077 4 года назад +65

    I did NOT see that coming
    (And yes, I'm not wearing my glasses)

    • @BenTheSkipper
      @BenTheSkipper 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 4 года назад +3

      I'm wearing my contacts and I didn't see that coming, either.

    • @TravisPhipps01
      @TravisPhipps01 4 года назад +1

      I see what you did there...

  • @ellagont8405
    @ellagont8405 4 года назад +29

    When I was little I used to wear fake glass!

    • @wayneessar7489
      @wayneessar7489 4 года назад +2

      Plastic?

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +22

      lol I still do

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck 4 года назад +1

      My daughter does ... shes a teen.

    • @soundmanpt
      @soundmanpt 4 года назад +1

      @@julienolke I'm a retired optician and you would be shocked oif you knew how many women really do want to wear glasses which explains why every boutique has several racks of fake glasses. But many refuse to wear fake glasses for the very reason you showed in your video. The fear of being found out that their glasses aren't real. The best way around that is to simply go on line to Zenni Optical (zenni.com) and order the glasses you want and instead of ordering them as now prescription you order then with -.50 SPH and leave the CYL and axis spaces blank. It's a very very weak prescription, barely enough to be noticed if anyone tries your glasses on, but you're able to see just fine wearing them and not cause any harm to your eyesight. I just thought you might be interested in knowing that if you are still wearing "fake" glasses for fashion sake.

  • @kieranbarker1902
    @kieranbarker1902 3 года назад +7

    "It's a stick of cinnamon" 😂
    I've watched this multiple times and only just caught that line 👏

  • @AsheshDubey
    @AsheshDubey 4 года назад +56

    As someone who wears glasses, I confirm we can see the ghosts of your past dancing in your eyes.

  • @Daye04
    @Daye04 4 года назад +10

    Between you and Foil Arms & Hog, Thursday is shaping up to be an incredibly uplifting day 😄
    Love it!

    • @ElementalWhispers
      @ElementalWhispers 4 года назад +1

      I discovered them both during lockdown, both brilliant and genuinely make me lol 😆

    • @Daye04
      @Daye04 4 года назад +2

      @@ElementalWhispers very cool. I discovered Foil Arms and Hog some time in 2019. But Julia appeared on my feed only with the "explaining the pandemic to my past self" video 😄

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +4

      Glad you enjoy it!

  • @matildealmeida9367
    @matildealmeida9367 4 года назад +5

    This channel was the best thing I've ever found on RUclips, thanks Julie, love from Portugal ! ❤️🇵🇹

  • @maneetsingh5103
    @maneetsingh5103 4 года назад +69

    Julie wears glasses
    Me: WhO aRe YoU?
    Btw you look cute in glasses:)

  • @rorschach5652
    @rorschach5652 4 года назад +3

    Your acting is brutally outstanding! You can feel they are two completely different persons. Yeah, both beautiful but different.

  • @richardhanson8776
    @richardhanson8776 4 года назад +30

    I let a friend try on my glasses once, she looked up at the sky and said she could see the International Space Station!

  • @conroywhitney
    @conroywhitney 4 года назад +45

    "I don't know... Umm... I don't want that... that anymore... I don't want that anymore..." 🤣

  • @marcb2120
    @marcb2120 4 года назад +3

    The questioning reminds me of visiting my wife's family. Father in law was an optometrist, sister works in ophthalmic dispensary.

  • @roberthunt1540
    @roberthunt1540 4 года назад +31

    Day sucks.
    "New Julie vid!"
    Day no longer sucks.

  • @MostlyMajestic
    @MostlyMajestic 4 года назад +10

    My glasses are so strong, I once looked at a map and saw people waving back...

  • @figthegiant9324
    @figthegiant9324 2 года назад +1

    _And if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you._
    - Frederick Nietzsche

  • @lizziebethh
    @lizziebethh 4 года назад +32

    The glasses do suit you though 😍

  • @loveyourself77
    @loveyourself77 4 года назад +22

    Totally can't relate as someone who is blind as a bat without her glasses 🙈😂 at this point it's practically attached to my body! Lol!

    • @CJ-fn4yn
      @CJ-fn4yn 4 года назад +2

      Do you put your glasses on to go to the bathroom at night? I reach for mine then realize this is the one time my vision is the same as everyone else.

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 года назад

      @@CJ-fn4yn I'm very, very short sighted, to the point where they give me free eye tests. But I can make out useful shapes in near darkness. It's not like cat vision, but I can find my way around in near darkness reasonably well. Just don't expect me to identify stuff too far away.

  • @moontoonex3984
    @moontoonex3984 4 года назад +32

    “What’s your prescription”
    Ohhhh boy do I have a rant for you about how Eye doctors keep that shit secret so that you buy glasses from them instead of online. You straight up have to demand it to get the proper info to buy them online. Hell, I buy them online and even I don't remember off hand.

    • @playdg
      @playdg 3 года назад +6

      As someone who wore glasses/contacts for over 3 decades, I have to say....get better doctors. Never had that problem. Hell, with contacts it's printed right on every part of the containers.

    • @jeebus2121
      @jeebus2121 3 года назад +5

      You've had weird doctors. Over 30 years mine have always given the prescription immediately after the exam.

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 3 года назад

      @@jeebus2121 The only thing that wasn't on the prescription was the pupil distance. A quick search of my file and they gave me everything I needed to order glasses online.

  • @vasari9198
    @vasari9198 4 года назад +57

    I stopped wearing my glasses when I realised I had seen everything worth seeing.

  • @trwhite1266
    @trwhite1266 4 года назад

    This is one of only about three channels that I upvote immediately, and then watch. And I'm right every single time.

  • @jenn1644
    @jenn1644 4 года назад +114

    When Julie gets pregnant
    Julie: so...I’m pregnant
    Also Julie: is that a new haircut?
    Julie: yes..do you want to know the gender?
    Also Julie: so where did you get this haircut?
    Julie: seriously?

  • @Papalopie
    @Papalopie 4 года назад +5

    I bought fake glasses to try to be cool, but it turns out they are actually blue light cancelling glasses and they're pretty awesome.
    So now we all have a good excuse to wear fake eye glasses for fashion!
    Just say "Oh, they're UV ray cancelling glasses to reduce stress and headaches". You're welcome.

  • @haleymartin7169
    @haleymartin7169 4 года назад +26

    Any tips on being such a great actress? You're so talented!!

  • @LucaAnamaria
    @LucaAnamaria 4 года назад +1

    I'm legally blind (minus 20 on both eyes) and these people who wear fake glasses drive me nuts. 😂 One girl actually admitted to me that she does it to look smarter and to impress others. I'm half jealous that she can just take them off at will and half unimpressed at her lack of authenticity. Thanks for raising awareness, whether or not that was the point. 😜
    On the other hand, it's equally annoying to be questioned about my vision because I "don't look that blind". The holding up fingers, the ask to try on the glasses, the discomfort at actually having them on and being freaked out about how trippy it is to look through them...you've captured all of that here. Absolutely brilliant.
    Part of the genius of your work lies not only in portraying different characters convincingly with one actor, but portraying two competing issues through a single actor, in a single skit. Your character portrayal is deep and complex and you always manage to make both people look human. Both equally flawed. Both equally loved and hated. Nobody is better or worse. Just amazing. I think you're really going to go far. :-) xo

  • @atom-ark
    @atom-ark 4 года назад

    Every video you post makes me smile. You're so damn funny and talented and my favorite to watch talking to herself.
    You're funny with other ppl, but funniest just by yourself. Beautiful mind...infectious energy...and completely adorbs to boot!
    Thank you for you Julie!

  • @AveryTalksAboutStuff
    @AveryTalksAboutStuff 4 года назад +7

    Glasses wearer here, just now realizing that I can't remember what my prescription is. 😂

  • @Mlogan11
    @Mlogan11 4 года назад +17

    In pestering co-worker tone: "Hmmm, are you going to do a vid about your arm tattoos?"

  • @b.d6642
    @b.d6642 3 года назад +4

    Can we just talk about how she can just switch between different personalities? She's amazing

  • @tetedepoulet8651
    @tetedepoulet8651 4 года назад

    This is a great example of how delivery and timing makes the joke. Nothing here is really inherently funny (the overall premise is) but the timing and delivery are perfect, and that's what makes it brilliant.

  • @jackpippenstock1104
    @jackpippenstock1104 4 года назад +3

    I imagined this same sketch in an ASK HIGH JULIE segment and almost peed myself from laughter

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +7

    "I like your glasses. What are the frames made of?"
    "Monkey's Paw."

  • @DougYYZ
    @DougYYZ 4 года назад +28

    These are the kind of interactions I miss from going to the office. (I’m the one quizzing the other on whether or not the glasses are real)

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 года назад +6

      You must be a joy to work with!

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 2 года назад

      You sound like a pain tbh

  • @codyfouts58
    @codyfouts58 4 года назад +7

    I think the reason red-shirt Julie had trouble pronouncing "astigmatism" is that she was trying to pronounce it with the British English spelling, which contains a "u" somewhere. The other Julie was pronouncing the American English version, so she was able to avoid that problem.

    • @seantheflere
      @seantheflere 4 года назад +1

      Whaut

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 4 года назад

      I speak using British English and you're 100% wrong about there being a 'u' somewhere. Not for nothing but I'm pretty sure she's Canadian and Canadians use British English.

    • @codyfouts58
      @codyfouts58 4 года назад

      This may or may not be the point of my joke. :)

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 4 года назад

      Cody Fouts, ohhhhh, so now it's a joke because it ended up not making much sense. Gotcha.

  • @TampaJohn
    @TampaJohn 3 года назад +2

    “What’s your prescription?”
    Xanax.................Lots and lots of delicious Xanax!

  • @caterinapuca5606
    @caterinapuca5606 4 года назад +1

    Best randomly discovered youtuber

  • @RhombonianKnight
    @RhombonianKnight 4 года назад +5

    Going to be real honest, I can never remember my glasses prescription.
    Also, a friend and I swapped glasses because we were bored once. We were both surprised to see we have near identical prescriptions.

  • @danahdaij4067
    @danahdaij4067 4 года назад +69

    She’s giving me major Jennifer Aniston Vibes..

  • @andreasplata
    @andreasplata 4 года назад +26

    There's a word in German "Fremdschämen". It means, feeling ashamed for some one else. This video gave me that. :-D

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 4 года назад +8

      German has some super specific words.

    • @basilsigerson
      @basilsigerson 4 года назад +3

      Yes, one of them is Rindfleischettikierungsüberwachungsgesetz and it means exactly what it says.

    • @wolf-od3zw
      @wolf-od3zw 4 года назад +1

      Translation is to cringe

  • @ashleyhumbyrd7274
    @ashleyhumbyrd7274 4 года назад +3

    The dancing skeletons and that creepy music! I can’t... lol

  • @RadioCJG
    @RadioCJG 4 года назад

    Julie, thank you so much not only for your cool videos, but also for inserting subtitles in them. Since English is not my first language, the subtitles help me a lot to understand some parts that my ear couldn't catch.

  • @MikeArchangelo
    @MikeArchangelo 4 года назад +5

    Lollllll that ending caught me so off guard 😂😂😂

  • @17thknight
    @17thknight 4 года назад +6

    Me just finishing doing an ultrasound when I start this: "SHE MENTIONED MY PROFESSION!!"

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 4 года назад +18

    4:10 When I’m given any responsibility.

  • @bethanyk.5378
    @bethanyk.5378 3 года назад +1

    You're rocking those glasses! Don't let any other Julie tell you different, even mirror Julie ;) started choking with alt. Julie put on glasses.

  • @AntonySimkin
    @AntonySimkin 4 года назад

    This look (with the black outfit) is SOOOO GOOOOOOOD. You look GORGEOUS!

  • @cloroxbleach5159
    @cloroxbleach5159 4 года назад +3

    I have convergence insufficiency, my left eye is a little wall eyed. My prescription is basically just prism. I see double every once in a while specifically when I’m tired.
    Some days I need them more than other. I can go weeks or even months without wearing them.

  • @Tabby1
    @Tabby1 4 года назад +7

    I've had glasses most of my life and I have never known my prescription. All I know is I'm REALLY short sighted.🤣🤣

    • @nancyd.6191
      @nancyd.6191 4 года назад

      Work on that, it's better to think long term hhaha

  • @itsmehailey4931
    @itsmehailey4931 4 года назад +31

    I don’t know why people want glasses. They’re a legit responsibility, and without them say goodbye to eyesight.

    • @marvel__ink
      @marvel__ink 4 года назад +1

      Due to an infection I can't wear contacts and laser surgery is expensive. Not everyone WANTS glasses. Everyone needs to see clearly.

    • @seanriley1603
      @seanriley1603 4 года назад +7

      I wear glasses every day except when working offshore. It pisses me off when someone with perfect eyesight wears fake glasses. Why can’t I have perfect eyesight dammit!!

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 года назад +3

      I was gobsmacked when a friend said he WANTED to wear glasses, because he thought it was cool. It's not if you're blind as a bat.

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 года назад +1

      @@seanriley1603 You can always tell in the movies, because the lenses are perfectly flat.

    • @seanriley1603
      @seanriley1603 4 года назад

      nictheartist On some shows they don’t even put glass in. I think the guy that wears glasses on “Big Bang Theory” started out with glass lenses and then switched to no lenses. I think the reflection of the glass is an issue.

  • @gmillsy1086
    @gmillsy1086 2 года назад +1

    Maybe I should start to walk around with a fake hearing aid in my ear

  • @tomcarrow
    @tomcarrow 4 года назад +1

    These two work so well together.

  • @andrews.y.h.2099
    @andrews.y.h.2099 4 года назад +4

    When you don't usually wear your glasses in public, but this one occassion you wore your glasses, their first reaction is always: I didn't know you wear glasses, did you get contact lens?

  • @kelljA
    @kelljA 4 года назад +34

    And that's how I pronounce "stigmatism" exactly...

  • @mooncookies7803
    @mooncookies7803 4 года назад +3

    I’m so glad I found your RUclips account during quarantine 😂

  • @tyler5580
    @tyler5580 3 года назад +2

    "What's your prescription?"
    I don't even know mine... all I know is that I'm blind without my glasses.

  • @danieldishon688
    @danieldishon688 4 года назад

    That was a Keegan and Peele worthy dark twist ending to a comedy sketch.

  • @durandal64
    @durandal64 4 года назад +8

    I have stegosaurs vision. It’s the worst everyone tells me so.

  • @banana_supremacy
    @banana_supremacy 4 года назад +4

    This is so stinking real this hits me on such a different level the problem. Is. REAL

  • @antonjamesmacasaquit6338
    @antonjamesmacasaquit6338 4 года назад +15

    Julie: when people wear fake glasses for style it's cool. But it's stupid if you do it in real life
    Me: Miss Julie, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACEEE😂

  • @tehreemhassan5627
    @tehreemhassan5627 4 года назад

    This was so satisfying to watch. When she got overwhelmed by the glasses it felt like a personal victory. Oh, and I can never remember my prescription and always blank out when anyone asks.

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 3 года назад +1

    I'm not sure if I'm seeing correctly (pun intended) but there is some distortion with her face contour in the lens so those might be real (maybe not made for her though, just borrowed, who knows?). I myself have -1.5 in both eyes (EU standard). I can walk around the city without glasses but have to squint to see bus/tram numbers. I'm slightly above the limit to be required to wear glasses/contacts while driving. Apparently it translates to 20/13 vision for US purposes.