I LOVE Your hidden COLOSTOMY BAG at 3:46 (the black thing on the back of your belt)! SO FUNNY! _[author fears no one will get his lavalier mic joke, sigh....]_
This video gave me the courage to tell the guy I like how I feel. While he doesn't feel the same, it was so liberating to just get it off my chest and now I can move on. So glad I found this channel!
Good going! I've been there before and it hurt, but it was nice to be able to get closure and move on. Eventually I found a guy I liked who did say yes, though. We're married now. Courage and honesty pays off eventually.
Not only is everyone an expert these days, but everyone also claims to be such a good judge of character... until you ask them to describe the last person they dated.
@@julienolke its definitely time travel, how else would you produce your videos with you playing multiple roles? and the video where you literally time travel to past you...
Its scary how good she is. You sometimes forget that she is playing all the roles. Also hats off for writing, creating and editing these. Can’t even imagine the effort and hard work it must take to produce a video like this. Thank You.
@@JeroenStet actually, one-camera shoots are INSANE and the most-inefficient thing EVER! i'm both in awe of julia, and I feel sorry for her as well. (ex: Making music videos is a billion times easier!) Imagine every actor having to do their lines TWICE (obviously many takes but let's just say it's TWICE): once while the ONE camera is pointed at them....and again, while the camera is pointed at the person they are talking to. (You can see how sloppy the continuity is when they use this technique all the time, cuz the actor is moving a certain way, and when it cuts to behind THEIR shoulder they're not moving as much!) Making movies is THE worst job of all time (along with CGI artist!).....the SLOWWWWWWWWWWEST....most complicated clusterfuck imaginable. The deepest level of Hell! (I don't understand why they don't use TWO cameras! You can easily set them up so neither is caught on screen, and you just saved 50% of your labor that simply!) (Julie's fucked, cuz she's all the actors so there's no way to shoot her skits in ONE take.) I do music! I can write a clever song and record it in under one hour. Make a brilliant music video in ONE hour! THIS is why every rock star COULD'VE been a movie star.....but after making ONE movie, John Lennon, Bjork, Jagger, Bowie, and the rest said "holy shit I have to wait 30 minutes for them to MOVE LIGHTS and the camera???!! FUCK THIS!!"
Rebecca’s husband does not get away with anything. And likely doesn’t feel he needs to. Why am I talking like they’re a real couple? Why am I wasting my time watching videos? I gotta go tell a girl what I want. Excuse me.
I think you guys are reading too much into his post. He was making it while in line at McDonald's and just needed to tell the cashier he wanted a #2 with a Coke.
Me with my one single girl friend. Her: “He said he has to work on himself right now. He said he doesn’t deserve me, and he can’t ask me to wait for him to be the man that I deserve.” Me: “He’s just not that into you.” Her: “You don’t know that! How do you know that?” Me: “Because those are all lines used in the movie He’s Just Not That Into You.”
Because by experience youtube stars barely ever fit for real movies. The style of acting for youtube is not the style of acting needed in most movies. Maybe she could be an great actress regardless, but experience (here in germany) has shown, that movies with youtube-stars suck and often due to the bad acting
All she needs is a Netflix show where she can be free to film as she wants. Not those network shows where they get to control you and then even cancel you if their ideas of your show stunk
yeah, and amazingly enough, her past self and her present self are also both wearing the same color nail polish.... what a coincidence that they'd both be wearing the same color on the same day. Hmmm..... ;)
"He could be going through something right now..." This hit close to home in the best painful funny way. This reminds me a little of Thomas Sanders' SanderSides, in the best way!! Logan vs. Roman with a bit of Patton sprinkled on top!
In some middle eastern countries RIGHT NOW.... 13 year old girls are being sold off to "MARRY" 50 year old men. I'd argue MARRIAGE was invented by the Patriarchy, cuz the woman has ALWAYS had the power over the males (since men go nuts for breasts and pussy, while women do NOT go nuts for dick or male breasts, and most women don't even love their partners; it was like a career choice). (I see these lifeless couples every day at my job. Scary.) MARRIAGE, meant the woman was STUCK to the man, BECAUSE females have more opportunities for dating then men do. (Unless the man is rich.)
"Just tell him that you wanna date him and if he doesn't wanna date you, then you go about your life" ^BEST. ADVICE. EVER. PERIOD!!!!! Don't waste any more of your time than absolutely necessary with someone who may not want you! This goes for men and women. EXCELLENT advice- and it really IS that simple. Like ripping off a bandaid. If there is rejection it may hurt but only for a little while- the longer you stay invested in someone who isn't into you, the worse it will be.
Thank you. The secret pandemic of society, making excuses for bad behavior and convincing ourselves that we must be the one misunderstanding...because we must not be adjusting ourselves enough to see their good intentions clearly. 🤔 Why do we feel so powerless and hopeless when all we need to do is justify their actions as good so they never have to course correct?
Wow this girl has some serious acting skills. Just found her today when my friend sent me her Travel Influencer video. Hope she gets the recognition she deserves.
Ok but like how are your nails so perfect in your videos?!?!? I love this green nail polish and the blue shade from Explaining The Pandemic to My Past self pt 1. I know this may sound weird but I can't help but noticing how good they look XD
Again, amazed by the details on every character that you create and play at the same time. Nice! Don't you want to make some short movies? Would love to watch that, or have you??
The best advice I can think of that I wish i'd thought of when young is to take an accredited basic psychology course. It will help you to understand yourself and what YOU need first, and also help you pick out those who are putting on an act - which most men and women do at first, and some can keep it up until after marriage a couple of years along the line. Still, there will be tells and a basic psychology course will help you spot important things you might otherwise not notice or may dismiss. It will also help you in many other areas of your life such as with family, friends, bosses, colleagues, neighbours, children.
On one hand Becca is sensible and adult, on the other hand, she's the one wearing torn jeans, which are the clothing equivalent of right-side girl's advice.
I like Becca and her view. And here I'm getting nervous because the girl I went on 1 date with hasn't texted me since friday. I feel like the older I get the less cool I have and my head keeps spinning in all kinds of directions, which is probably silly, but at the same time I can't turn it off. I wish I could turn it off!
Now that's some really expert level editing there to be playing 3 different women in the same room!... Or do you just secretly have 2 twin sisters that you haven't told us about?! LOL! You're good!
I was terrible when I was a kid. I used to babysit the kid next door and I always used to say, "He's like the little brother I never had... unless of course you count Andy". My little brother Andy was not amused.
all the gals i've dated......hit on me. I almost never have hit on a gal....cuz it felt desperate or such, to me. my type of girl is TAKE CHARGE etc, and will come after me. i feel so sorry for the billions of bros who want a girl and work their asses off trying to find one. (And then even when they do, she almost always turns into a terrorist!) (The divorce rate is like 100% now!)
Yesss, she has common sense and I love her for it! I low-key feel like strangling the ditzy character, especially when she acted super-rudely towards her supposed friend Rebecca.
Dear "Rebecca", I just wanted to thank you for so staunchly representing those of us who loathe the ridiculous, immature games that pass for "dating" these days - you da bomb, girlfriend! 😂🤘
If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸♀️🏆🙆♀️
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Bacon on breakfest?
I LOVE Your hidden COLOSTOMY BAG at 3:46 (the black thing on the back of your belt)!
SO FUNNY!
_[author fears no one will get his lavalier mic joke, sigh....]_
I'm 100% behind Rebecca.
The other two are insane.
😂 Loved this one
“You haven’t dated anyone new in the past 5 years”
“I’m married!”
"mmkay have fun with your sad dating life Rebecaaaaaaa"
Whatever!
Then you can't but notice they're all wearing a wedding ring!
That didn’t stop Jada Smith or Brad Pitt! 😂
They're all the same person Rich, you notice rings and not that?@@crookedsouls
I'm definitely going to start criticizing my married friends for their dating habits now.
LOL do it!
😂
Next time I complain to my mum about a boy xD
😂😂😂
Lmao
Not gonna lie, her difference in characters is literally ASTOUNDING! Literally crazy good at acting
RIGHT?!?!
This video is like sooooo trueeeee. Rebecca needs to likeeeeee stop. Sorry, this comment was for a different video. Honest mistake.
hahahaha
I was hoping Julie responding here saying "Ha no worries"
Ha, no worries
Trinity Rose That is likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so rude.
Are you going through something?
Ha! No worries love! 🤣🥰😘 I think Rebecca should totally stop, too! Let's hang out soon! (The response you wanted)
This video gave me the courage to tell the guy I like how I feel. While he doesn't feel the same, it was so liberating to just get it off my chest and now I can move on. So glad I found this channel!
Good going! I've been there before and it hurt, but it was nice to be able to get closure and move on. Eventually I found a guy I liked who did say yes, though. We're married now. Courage and honesty pays off eventually.
Good for you, bro!
Girl!
Good on you!
Like yaaa. You know ? Like really there. Who would have thought there should be such a thing as honesty in relationships. Snark, snark.
Not only is everyone an expert these days, but everyone also claims to be such a good judge of character... until you ask them to describe the last person they dated.
How the heck your comment is older than the video
I release the videos early on my Patreon
@@SushilKumar-oh1vf time travel...
How is this OLDER then the video!??!
@@julienolke its definitely time travel, how else would you produce your videos with you playing multiple roles? and the video where you literally time travel to past you...
Its scary how good she is. You sometimes forget that she is playing all the roles. Also hats off for writing, creating and editing these. Can’t even imagine the effort and hard work it must take to produce a video like this. Thank You.
It’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@@JeroenStet actually, one-camera shoots are INSANE and the most-inefficient thing EVER!
i'm both in awe of julia, and I feel sorry for her as well. (ex: Making music videos is a billion times easier!)
Imagine every actor having to do their lines TWICE (obviously many takes but let's just say it's TWICE):
once while the ONE camera is pointed at them....and again, while the camera is pointed at the person they are talking to. (You can see how sloppy the continuity is when they use this technique all the time, cuz the actor is moving a certain way, and when it cuts to behind THEIR shoulder they're not moving as much!)
Making movies is THE worst job of all time (along with CGI artist!).....the SLOWWWWWWWWWWEST....most complicated clusterfuck imaginable. The deepest level of Hell!
(I don't understand why they don't use TWO cameras! You can easily set them up so neither is caught on screen, and you just saved 50% of your labor that simply!) (Julie's fucked, cuz she's all the actors so there's no way to shoot her skits in ONE take.)
I do music! I can write a clever song and record it in under one hour. Make a brilliant music video in ONE hour!
THIS is why every rock star COULD'VE been a movie star.....but after making ONE movie, John Lennon, Bjork, Jagger, Bowie, and the rest said "holy shit I have to wait 30 minutes for them to MOVE LIGHTS and the camera???!! FUCK THIS!!"
Rebecca’s husband does not get away with anything. And likely doesn’t feel he needs to. Why am I talking like they’re a real couple? Why am I wasting my time watching videos? I gotta go tell a girl what I want. Excuse me.
How did it go?
How did it go?
How did it go?
I think you guys are reading too much into his post. He was making it while in line at McDonald's and just needed to tell the cashier he wanted a #2 with a Coke.
@@MonkeySimius lmfao that's definitely more likely
Me with my one single girl friend.
Her: “He said he has to work on himself right now. He said he doesn’t deserve me, and he can’t ask me to wait for him to be the man that I deserve.”
Me: “He’s just not that into you.”
Her: “You don’t know that! How do you know that?”
Me: “Because those are all lines used in the movie He’s Just Not That Into You.”
I mean, he's right about not deserving her
If this is true we need to be friends 😂 I died and definitely sent this to my friends lmaoooo
@@abrahammoya6913 How do you know?
Or u could just like, not crush your only friends spirit and stay out of it.
Sophie Walsh Hi there, Sophie! Speaking of minding your own business...
Looks and Acting range of hers is great...how isn't she in Hollywood movies yet...
She's better than that.
Because Hollywood isn't based on skill
Because by experience youtube stars barely ever fit for real movies.
The style of acting for youtube is not the style of acting needed in most movies.
Maybe she could be an great actress regardless, but experience (here in germany) has shown, that movies with youtube-stars suck and often due to the bad acting
All she needs is a Netflix show where she can be free to film as she wants. Not those network shows where they get to control you and then even cancel you if their ideas of your show stunk
@@krakatauer1464 Which RUclips stars have been in movies? And how many of them were just vloggers with zero acting ability unlike Julie?
The one in the blue dress is actually Alexis Rose from Schitt‘s Creek.
Ikr
If Rebecca is the only married one why are they all wearing a wedding band?
And same color nail polish!
That ring is to help them have an excuse to say no to creepers.
Buzzkill
yeah, and amazingly enough, her past self and her present self are also both wearing the same color nail polish.... what a coincidence that they'd both be wearing the same color on the same day. Hmmm..... ;)
This is going to shock. So you better sit down
Ok?
Same actress plays all three characters.
I know
Me too.
LOL! I can’t with this advice! 😂 I’m the male Rebecca of all my friend groups
Ugh, we get it. You hate love, mkay!
😂
@@sradanmskisi120 another way of saying "okay"
Absolutely, one of your better videos. Very clever dialogue and brilliant timing.
"He could be going through something right now..."
This hit close to home in the best painful funny way.
This reminds me a little of Thomas Sanders' SanderSides, in the best way!! Logan vs. Roman with a bit of Patton sprinkled on top!
Please, more of these three. So good.
Listen to the married one's advice, she succeeded in the dating game. And you're both single.
I mean some people just settle. Being married does not mean you are happy, not at all.
In some middle eastern countries RIGHT NOW.... 13 year old girls are being sold off to "MARRY" 50 year old men.
I'd argue MARRIAGE was invented by the Patriarchy, cuz the woman has ALWAYS had the power over the males (since men go nuts for breasts and pussy, while women do NOT go nuts for dick or male breasts, and most women don't even love their partners; it was like a career choice). (I see these lifeless couples every day at my job. Scary.)
MARRIAGE, meant the woman was STUCK to the man, BECAUSE females have more opportunities for dating then men do. (Unless the man is rich.)
Rebecca= Me in my early thirties... Now I just don’t show up for the conversations at all.
"Just tell him that you wanna date him and if he doesn't wanna date you, then you go about your life"
^BEST. ADVICE. EVER. PERIOD!!!!!
Don't waste any more of your time than absolutely necessary with someone who may not want you! This goes for men and women. EXCELLENT advice- and it really IS that simple. Like ripping off a bandaid. If there is rejection it may hurt but only for a little while- the longer you stay invested in someone who isn't into you, the worse it will be.
“Ugh you’ve only been in one relationship for the last five years”
“...THATS BECAUSE I GOT MARRIED!!”
That "Maybe he needs you now more than ever" was pure comedy gold
She’s wearing her sister’s blue gingham dress 😂
Looks like her older "sister" finally gave it up...or did she? Dang that reverse psychology!
For anybody confused, watch "How to Steal Your Sister's Clothes"
It's this kind of continuity that keeps me coming back to the Julie Nolke Cinematic Universe.
I feel like I am the only one who loved Rebecca!.
No way . Rebecca is the one I would ask out ( if she weren't married ).
uh no literally the point of the video is that she's supposed to be the sensible one
what?
I feel like you’re wrong
I love her cause she's right, & I hate her cause she's right too!!!
The one on the right side is painfully relatable.
"Maybe he's going through something" 😅🤣
Becca is so perfect. Ofcourse she's in a committed and healthy longterm relationship.
Valley Julie sounds like that girl from Schitt’s Creek.
Alexus? Yes!
Julie gives off Annie Murphy vibes and that is the highest of compliments.
Thank you Julie. This was so clear and it really helped!
I got a relationship advice ad before the video-
This is gold! Too real…..
Your videos are giving me life during this sad quarantine
Hahaha best discover of all quarantine! I’ve binge watched too many!
Amazing! Becca speaks the truth
Please give us more sketches on dating advice!! I love the 3 personalities!
Thank you. The secret pandemic of society, making excuses for bad behavior and convincing ourselves that we must be the one misunderstanding...because we must not be adjusting ourselves enough to see their good intentions clearly. 🤔 Why do we feel so powerless and hopeless when all we need to do is justify their actions as good so they never have to course correct?
Wow this girl has some serious acting skills. Just found her today when my friend sent me her Travel Influencer video. Hope she gets the recognition she deserves.
Ok but like how are your nails so perfect in your videos?!?!? I love this green nail polish and the blue shade from Explaining The Pandemic to My Past self pt 1. I know this may sound weird but I can't help but noticing how good they look XD
I wish I could like this 10 times instead of just once. SO AWESOME!!!
One of your best. Funny, smart.
Julie you don't have my permission to act out my dating life like this.
Forget the pandemic videos, these are my favorites 🥰
I've never met an honest woman that I knew of ... and ... there were very, very few who even had any regard for honesty.
Again, amazed by the details on every character that you create and play at the same time. Nice! Don't you want to make some short movies? Would love to watch that, or have you??
watching the one with blue dress was like watching myself on someone elses eyes that was sooo me
It’s not three people, but it is three people? Bravo!
We are going to see abc or fox pitch to you cause your sketches get funnier and more original than SNL! Your incredible! Stay safe
This is so fuccin good,oh my god!! YOU ARE SO GOOD,JULIE!!!
BRILLIANT. and so accurate
Julie Nolke in the blue ocean, you are awesomely good. I wish you all the best for you and your channel.
Yeaaah right I was pretty sure it was how it works in a mind. Hilarious, but very clever too 😂
I feel attacked
I needed this so much. Thank you
Damn, this channel's an instant classic
My gods! That thought process is a nightmare. Why did we do that to ourselves when we were teens?
as a guy watching this i think its hilarious cause we aint tryin to play games, rebecca is spot on
Gosh, you are so talented and so hilarious!! This was fun to watch! ,✌️✌️
"We get it, you hate love" 🤣 The bad advice woman is every influencer!
The best advice I can think of that I wish i'd thought of when young is to take an accredited basic psychology course. It will help you to understand yourself and what YOU need first, and also help you pick out those who are putting on an act - which most men and women do at first, and some can keep it up until after marriage a couple of years along the line. Still, there will be tells and a basic psychology course will help you spot important things you might otherwise not notice or may dismiss.
It will also help you in many other areas of your life such as with family, friends, bosses, colleagues, neighbours, children.
Learning a lot here, thanks ladies. 😄
I thought these 3 were completely different people- but the nail polish gave it away
Brilliant one, Julie!
Why does the girly one on the right capture Jonathan Van Ness' essence so well??? 😂
Julie's skits are one of the funniest things on RUclips!
this video helps me get through the aftermath of dates
On one hand Becca is sensible and adult, on the other hand, she's the one wearing torn jeans, which are the clothing equivalent of right-side girl's advice.
So Julie *did* borrow Gina's blue gingham dress after all.
The game play is spot on.
Getting with a chick who has a group of Sex in the City friends is never a good move...but it's fun to see the banter.
I like Becca and her view. And here I'm getting nervous because the girl I went on 1 date with hasn't texted me since friday. I feel like the older I get the less cool I have and my head keeps spinning in all kinds of directions, which is probably silly, but at the same time I can't turn it off. I wish I could turn it off!
That's it. I'm binge Julie's videos. AGAIN.
Listen to Rebecca. That's exactly how it's always worked for me lol
I like how you do present future vids, have you ever done or considered one where old you visits you?
“Ok mom!”
God rebecca is so savage. QUEEN
My old friends literally have said before “good luck with your dating life” AFTER THEY WENT TO MY WEDDING 😂😂😂 this hit deep lmaoooo
Rebecca needs her own series, lol
Julie. Funny AF every time😆
Now that's some really expert level editing there to be playing 3 different women in the same room!... Or do you just secretly have 2 twin sisters that you haven't told us about?! LOL! You're good!
Top notch editing. And acting.
Bingeing, noticing...
THAT'S THE BLUE GINGHAM DRESS YOU WANTED TO BORROW FROM YOUR SISTER/GINA!!!
Becca, your my girl🤣🤣🤣🤣
i always get so caught off guard when i hear my name in videos
all of them are beautiful..
I'm feeling very attacked 😂
So funny. Also, excellent editing!
Good lord, married Becca is so brutally honest and straightforward...Is she single?
The Julie in the middle is the HOTTEST Julie !!!
@@joevenuti1201 neh, on the left
Haha she is almost directly like a german
@@AM-ew5qx Lol! I'm half German & I'm just like that!
I believe she is married, I could be wrong
"Rebecca, we get it. You hate love, mkay."
That mkay was brilliant lol
😆😆😆
hahahaha
what does in mean
What thas is mean
I have South Park flashbacks
We can all agree that Julie Nolke is a superb actress, AND I think we need to give due props to whomever edits these vids. Flawless execution.
I believe she edits them, she's really good at it
@@anona2017 yep, she did mention in a comment on another video that she edits her videos by herself. And gets some assistance BTS
yeah. She does her own stunts too.
She edits them
I read that her husband does the videograohy and editing 🙄
Discovering this channel was the best thing in quarantine
Same
I agree
Quarantine seriously made me find like 10 channels i had to binge watch including this one lmao
I second that motion...with a vengeance.
SAME THOUGH HONESTLY. I’m trying my best to stretch out the watching of the videos so it lasts a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time
Or have you tried writing like "thinking of you?"
have you tried I'm desperate? oh no, that's the same thing lol hahahaha
Me: this is why I’m single.
My wife: wait what
bahahaha
🤣🤣🤣
😁😋😝😂
Go back to your sad dating life. 😂😂
I was terrible when I was a kid. I used to babysit the kid next door and I always used to say, "He's like the little brother I never had... unless of course you count Andy".
My little brother Andy was not amused.
The three characters here were are so well done you don’t even think about them being the same actor.
Damn, here I thought she brought friends..
have you ever seen orphan black?
I wasn't even sure Rebecca was the same one !
@@random23287 seeing them in the same frame made me think they were just different people...
Yeah she's so talented
Kinda in love with Rebecca, so of course she's the married one...
@@kinitoprovoost1300 yeah.. Me too.
Yeah it took being married (and note divorced) if I were to get back into the dating scene I would not put up with this middle school bs!
Becca is the hot one for sure.
Basically we understand why she's married
everybody is lying if a girl would come up to a guy and say ‘hey i like you, wanna go steady’ no games ect... he would be out of the door in a second.
"Say 'Thinking of you'"
"Have you tried 'I'm desperate?' Oh wait that's the same thing" lmao
It's true - your dating life starts to go downhill after you get married
facts
I mean, you're not wrong
Whoosh!!
@MasterOnion North Rebecca, that is called cheating. Call it what it is.
Shame isn't it? LOL
“You devalue yourself by getting caught up in all these games” ... ok but that one hit a little 🤭
all the gals i've dated......hit on me.
I almost never have hit on a gal....cuz it felt desperate or such, to me.
my type of girl is TAKE CHARGE etc, and will come after me.
i feel so sorry for the billions of bros who want a girl and work their asses off trying to find one. (And then even when they do, she almost always turns into a terrorist!) (The divorce rate is like 100% now!)
I like the married woman here she is sensible and doesnt play games.
I didn't know being straight forward was going extinct.
PLOT TWIST: THEY ARE ALL MARRIED BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL WEARING THE SAME RING.
Her name is Rebecca. Say her name
Yesss, she has common sense and I love her for it! I low-key feel like strangling the ditzy character, especially when she acted super-rudely towards her supposed friend Rebecca.
There's a reason why she's married...
I need a tshirt that says - "Rebecca, its 2020"
hahaha deal!
Julie Nolke merch time? 👀
Lol i have a roommate named Rebecca
Merch opportunity 🤣
@@julienolke If TwoSet Violin can have classical music practice merch on their channel, you can certainly have acerbic, edgy-funny merch!
I actually feel appallingly embarrassed by seeing my own teenage tactics laid out in front of me....
The bad thing is some people in their thirties still roll with these tactics.
@@adgato75 Ahahahahaha, well no-one *I* know, that's for sure!!!!
Same. Last time I did exactly so, I was 17.
Oh, I for sure did this shit well into my mid 20s.
Luckily you now have airtight tactics that you'll never find out about..
Dear "Rebecca",
I just wanted to thank you for so staunchly representing those of us who loathe the ridiculous, immature games that pass for "dating" these days - you da bomb, girlfriend! 😂🤘