First Date Post Pandemic

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 года назад +58

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

    • @e.4987
      @e.4987 3 года назад

      Pleeeeeease do make a second video of this type about a situation after Corona 😁😁

    • @jonbongjovi1869
      @jonbongjovi1869 2 года назад

      this one SHOULD'VE ended with you both in bed...with a GIANT face shield tween you both!

    • @philipgoldenstein8247
      @philipgoldenstein8247 2 года назад

      I love all of your work, very funny! However, this one is strangely erotic.

  • @erika6473
    @erika6473 4 года назад +3441

    Julie: actor, screenwriter and can definitely see the future.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +461

      facts.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +4

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest RUclipsr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear erika

    • @sriramsundar8388
      @sriramsundar8388 4 года назад +41

      @@AxxLAfriku what the f*ck

    • @erika6473
      @erika6473 4 года назад +24

      @@AxxLAfriku ​sir, your videos are... well... concerning. My question is: how the frickedy frack did you get over 20k in subs?

    • @a.person4761
      @a.person4761 4 года назад +6

      Erika my guess is that they bought subs

  • @BackfallGenius
    @BackfallGenius 4 года назад +6569

    Joke's on you Julie, this is how awkward I was in dates BEFORE the pandemic

    • @bleach00101
      @bleach00101 4 года назад +61

      Even the mask inside you part?

    • @dgabriela1116
      @dgabriela1116 4 года назад +66

      And now you have a excuse!!! 😊

    • @Cicelyqed
      @Cicelyqed 4 года назад +18

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @mewpie85
      @mewpie85 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @spaghettiman3757
      @spaghettiman3757 4 года назад +55

      if I even *had* dates, I would be awkward too.

  • @seantDrummer
    @seantDrummer 4 года назад +1440

    “Wear a mask when you’re inside me” genius pickup line

    • @bobbyweirddick6556
      @bobbyweirddick6556 4 года назад +31

      She forgot to shut the door

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 4 года назад +8

      @@bobbyweirddick6556 I know. There could be 150 burglars storming in stealing stuff and they would never know.

    • @iBRiDGE380
      @iBRiDGE380 4 года назад

      Omg. 😁😁😁😁

    • @LB-uw1lk
      @LB-uw1lk 4 года назад +2

      I am the one thousand like. No need to thank me

    • @jamesbarnes9097
      @jamesbarnes9097 4 года назад

      @@thetitotruthtotem8779 lol. Me too.

  • @ycy-wav
    @ycy-wav 4 года назад +3966

    So basicially everyone becomes as socially awkward as the people that isolated themselves before the pandemic...

  • @LMDinNC
    @LMDinNC 4 года назад +1343

    “I normally have different moves than this...” 🤣 I think we can all identify with this awkward genius.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +152

      Christian is comedy gold

    • @gregorylehmann718
      @gregorylehmann718 4 года назад +22

      No, those are pretty much my moves regardless of pandemics.

    • @jennifermiller4264
      @jennifermiller4264 4 года назад +1

      Not "awkward"...Gay

    • @dibackdraft
      @dibackdraft 4 года назад +2

      So good! But man! My brain is just like! Dude just get in there! Man up

    • @felixbonneau1834
      @felixbonneau1834 4 года назад

      @@unitedstatesirie7431 what the hell!

  • @norak1120
    @norak1120 4 года назад +1160

    I don't even find this cringey, just awkward but also sweet and endearing.

    • @straightup2050
      @straightup2050 4 года назад +9

      Even the mask kiss?

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 4 года назад +13

      @@straightup2050 For me that was the only funny-weird part. The rest was pretty adorkable.
      It would be even more choice if after what he says at 6:45, she answers with a very heavy-hearted "I hate that word..."
      I'd watch this series weekly

    • @osuk1
      @osuk1 3 года назад

      With mask on it would made more sense maybe....

  • @alphabetaomega265
    @alphabetaomega265 4 года назад +838

    2019: stay away from negative people
    2020: stay away from positive people
    Lol

    • @nymidartist2686
      @nymidartist2686 3 года назад +4

      The problem is...i was a negative person before the pandemic. Positive person after the pandemic...

    • @aaronshi721
      @aaronshi721 3 года назад +2

      @@nymidartist2686 I hope you're not positive in the way I think you are. if so, stay safe, take care, best wishes for a speedy recovery.

    • @nymidartist2686
      @nymidartist2686 3 года назад +3

      @@aaronshi721 😂😂😂just in spirit

    • @wariolandgoldpiramid
      @wariolandgoldpiramid 3 года назад

      Lol, brings a whole new meaning to the joke.

    • @rnbrockstar6591
      @rnbrockstar6591 3 года назад

      I hurd a joke awhile back.
      Gf :babe im positive
      Bf: please say its crabs

  • @Mallory-Malkovich
    @Mallory-Malkovich 4 года назад +67

    The future, where blurting out "I haven't had sex in a long time" on a first date is actually a good move.

  • @karolnathalie219
    @karolnathalie219 3 года назад +5

    Well, after seeing this, I'm SO glad I'm married.

  • @krishcshah
    @krishcshah 4 года назад +198

    *Most romantic dialogues ever*
    - Should we kiss? Okay, how do we do it?
    -Okay now, sex?

    • @03019a
      @03019a 4 года назад +14

      Western society is weird

    • @ayanverma5746
      @ayanverma5746 4 года назад +8

      *Random Third asian comment*

    • @fives1734
      @fives1734 4 года назад +1

      @@ayanverma5746 Oh mia bella Madonnina

    • @unixtreme
      @unixtreme 4 года назад +8

      @@03019a it's a dramatization, the characters are so forward because they are desperate for human contact, that's not how things go in the west, if anything people say less stuff than in the east.
      As an example, I've never seen someone over the age of 14 say "please be my girlfriend" like they do here in Japan.

  • @Chakrenqueen
    @Chakrenqueen 4 года назад +332

    "I'm an actor in theater. I haven't worked for a couple of ye..." oh. Yeah. F...

    • @rl1171
      @rl1171 4 года назад +6

      This line did it for me.

    • @NilesBlackX
      @NilesBlackX 4 года назад +9

      "couple ye.." was concerning, given her track record of being prophetic

  • @vikki4now
    @vikki4now 4 года назад +179

    That would have been funny if it weren't so pathetically true.

  • @ayeletyam2553
    @ayeletyam2553 4 года назад +37

    This gave me a lot of peace about the fact I can't find a significant other because of the pandamic.. Dating is way harder right now and virus is still really bad in my country. I dont want to risk getting sick only because I went on a date, and I don't meet many people casually every day, so it was nice remembering its hard for everyone. Thank you guys!! ❤

    • @jonbongjovi1869
      @jonbongjovi1869 2 года назад

      the human race was COMPLETELY broken.....long before covid.
      covid is just forcing everyone to FINALLY stare into the mirror.
      ex:
      the gal of my dreams just seduced ME (!!) and it was magical....but she's decided to instead date the shlubby RICH GUY who is letting her stay in his mansion and lets her drive his BMWs etc (!!) and he's got a hot tub and I don't.... and so Gal Choosing MONEY Over Love Or Passion Or Chemistry......was a cliche 3,000 years BEFORE covid.
      Humans haven't changed yet.
      They need to suffer still a bit more.

  • @jacquelynstewart6965
    @jacquelynstewart6965 4 года назад +2

    The way he held her arm got me 😂

  • @e_kychkina9170
    @e_kychkina9170 4 года назад +7

    This is the moment when I realized that I haven’t had human touch since I left my home this summer... and I most likely won’t have any touch until the pandemic ends, because I live alone now.
    Few weeks ago I had a pandemic date at the outdoors cafe with a guy who I knew before the pandemic, and this was awkward. No hugs, no holding arms. Chatting about people who we lost during this time, then trying to distract ourselves talking about movies and books. Extremely awkward and sad.

  • @laceykirchen1443
    @laceykirchen1443 4 года назад +8

    I lost it when he put his hands around her arm.

  • @TheMonsterbackeee
    @TheMonsterbackeee 4 года назад +54

    In German, there is a word for this. It's called "Fremdscham". And I think it sums up the whole video very precisely 😂

    • @alison1234321
      @alison1234321 4 года назад +5

      Is that for any awkward conversation or just date-y ones?

    • @TheMonsterbackeee
      @TheMonsterbackeee 4 года назад +12

      @@alison1234321 it's for any time someone makes you feel awkward

    • @annemariestrehl
      @annemariestrehl 4 года назад +20

      "Fremdschämen" is for when you see someone else be awkward and you feel acutely embarrassed for them. It's like second-hand embarrassment and it is definitely accurate here.

    • @solazulnm
      @solazulnm 4 года назад +4

      Does the embarrassment come from pity? - like you feel bad that that the other person is so awkward?

    • @lapl9416
      @lapl9416 4 года назад +2

      sol azul - esther yeah pretty much :D it’s like you can’t watch that person because they are so awkward

  • @nurfhadylah6044
    @nurfhadylah6044 4 года назад +33

    I just imagine future Julie interupt the intro, smile awkwardly to her past self and say "Its cute you think that this pamdemic will ever end"

  • @volleyballbabe1114
    @volleyballbabe1114 4 года назад

    you are one of the few creators that make me laugh OUT LOUD. thank you so much this is amazing.

  • @peterszasz7357
    @peterszasz7357 4 года назад +81

    I literally cringed for 7 minutes straight.

  • @Maplecook
    @Maplecook 4 года назад +8

    "MY EYES WERE OPEN! MY EYES WERE WIIIIIDE OPEN!!"

  • @marinashortcake5042
    @marinashortcake5042 4 года назад +7

    Had to pause several times. Holy shit, this is so awkward, I love it!

  • @blooddragon805
    @blooddragon805 3 года назад +6

    And then there’s my mum, who somehow met the man of her life mid-pandemic 😂

  • @oliviaaa8438
    @oliviaaa8438 4 года назад +13

    "I am clean.."
    "I think it's great that you are clean.”

  • @thx500
    @thx500 4 года назад +20

    You are Queen of Awkward moments Julie. As an awkward person, I'm glad you represent us

  • @siobhankent5242
    @siobhankent5242 4 года назад +6

    People in the future: hmm that weird.
    People in the future again: I’m just gonna read my history book about corona-

  • @jennifere.pergola598
    @jennifere.pergola598 4 года назад +3

    Loved it when the face shields appeared out of nowhere.

  • @808.-
    @808.- 3 года назад +1

    This was so hilarious 🤣 and Julie with the tongue action oh my 👀

  • @emillyguimaraes9329
    @emillyguimaraes9329 4 года назад +21

    when she said "would you... would you...wanna kiss?" i laughed so hard omfg

  • @filmgirlLisa
    @filmgirlLisa 4 года назад +1

    "I normally have better moves than this but...I'm....pretty panicked...ok cool..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gingercat5996
    @gingercat5996 4 года назад +39

    Oh no! Not another awkward video, I can’t take it!!! 😂

  • @AchiAhisar
    @AchiAhisar 2 года назад

    "And then we shut it all down again..." prophetic...

  • @TheDJiver
    @TheDJiver 4 года назад +66

    Some people: woman aren't funny
    Me: hold my beer while I send you a link here...
    this ones hilarious!

    • @TheKellendras
      @TheKellendras 4 года назад +4

      The people who say
      " women aren't funny" are the same people who say women don't like sex as much as men.

    • @lilithcrow6675
      @lilithcrow6675 4 года назад

      Who on earth says "women arn't funny"?

  • @torugho
    @torugho 4 года назад +2

    This is so fucking cute. Went into my cinema playlist because of the awesome script

  • @matyas94k
    @matyas94k 3 года назад

    I love the subtlety how this touches the topic, the tragic truth how the new restrictions and (artificially forced) panic ruined normal life.

  • @ThePlur427
    @ThePlur427 3 года назад

    This gave me that first date butterfly in my tummy jittery happy exited nervous awkward thrill that I never got to experience when I was younger.

  • @justinm6143
    @justinm6143 4 года назад

    Insomnia early Sunday morning and then I ran across this Gem of a video! Thank you Julie! I laughed so hard I won’t be sleeping now!!! Keep the videos coming!!

  • @fournierman
    @fournierman 3 года назад

    "Wear a mask while you're inside me." HAHA! Had to pause the video due to laughing so much.

  • @jedclampett7705
    @jedclampett7705 4 года назад

    This chick is OFF the chart funny! Well done, kid!!!!!

  • @mjuberian
    @mjuberian 4 года назад +1

    funny but sad at the same time.. both great actors

  • @evelina2363
    @evelina2363 4 года назад +1

    When he grabbed her arm I lost it!
    The romantic music at the end is genius.

  • @lisamessikommer7284
    @lisamessikommer7284 4 года назад +1

    this is so good!! And Julie this hairstyle suits you sooo well!! Great acting guys :)

  • @MidnightSonnet
    @MidnightSonnet 4 года назад +1

    Totally relate to missing human touch and contact! I'm thankful for my fiance, because he's the only human being (other than the occasional quick hug with my mother) I've been able to physically touch for MONTHS. -___- I miss hugging my friends and being in large groups! I miss going to conventions and being surrounded by so many fellow dorks! ;__; I miss being social OFFLINE. I do it as often as I can, like at work or when I'm grocery shopping. Talking through a mask is the only social thing I can do nowadays and it's frustrating. But you'll never hear me complaining. I'm just venting my frustrations and anxieties. But I'm fine with the masks and distancing. I'm a high risk person, after all. I hate living in fear, but thankfully all of this is slowly becoming the norm, so it's less strenuous than it was a few months ago. I'm hopeful that a vaccine will be available to everyone by mid-2021, so hopefully the days will go by quickly. Stay safe, everyone!

  • @ptspace7257
    @ptspace7257 3 года назад

    The awkwardness… my heart… I can feel the pain… I want to shatter to a hundred pieces…….

  • @COHM2
    @COHM2 4 года назад

    Ha! I was awkward (and boring) BEFORE the pandemic, nice.
    I already blurted the question "Are you clean?" a week before lockdown (in March), and the guy (my trainer) had a hard time deciding how to answer that, eventually, he chose to answer all... gesturing below the belt with a confident "yes" with a smile and a very wishful shrug when gesturing towards his chest saying "hopefully?". My reaction was priceless... and that training hour session was heavy on AWKWARD. I wonder if I will have a trainer when this is over.

  • @chemquests
    @chemquests 3 года назад

    Hahaha, the face shields killed me!

  • @rsowmya5094
    @rsowmya5094 3 года назад

    This amount of awkwardness USED to give me second-hand embarrassment.
    Nothing surprises me anymore.

  • @maxmogavero952
    @maxmogavero952 3 года назад +1

    I was expecting him to make a little cough, and after an awkward terrified beat, Julie asks him to leave, then gargles with vodka.

  • @haru9369
    @haru9369 4 года назад

    i wanna see this as a feature length romcom

  • @L1GHTSK1NS41Y4N
    @L1GHTSK1NS41Y4N 2 года назад

    The dude: I don’t presume anything (flips out limp wrists) me to myself: yeah I bet you don’t

  • @youtubechannel5429
    @youtubechannel5429 3 года назад

    This is so well played I couldn’t stop cringing

  • @runner2000tj
    @runner2000tj 3 года назад

    Julie, you are HILARIOUS! Love these videos.

  • @Unmannedair
    @Unmannedair 4 года назад +4

    "Would you want to kiss?" Why would you ever say anything other than "Yes! Hell yes!" ... Wtf was that sh** with the face shield! What next! Sensory stimulation halos from demolition man? So wrong 🤣

  • @Cuix
    @Cuix 4 года назад

    I couldn't watch more than a couple minutes of this, and I think I mean that as a sincere compliment?

  • @so.o.k8505
    @so.o.k8505 4 года назад

    I had the same quiproquo about getting tested!!! Not proud of it tho. Thank you. very relatable unfortunatly.

  • @7ou70
    @7ou70 3 года назад

    this is so sadly true i dont even know if i should be laughing

  • @elijahcarter2435
    @elijahcarter2435 3 года назад

    the wearing a mask inside of a business joke was seriously A1 😂

  • @DrkPanthra
    @DrkPanthra 3 года назад +2

    No for real, I’m so glad I’m married . Don’t think I could kiss anyone even post pandemic if I was single. lol

  • @StephanieJeanne
    @StephanieJeanne 3 года назад

    Oh my! It was funny, but surprisingly sad when they kissed. I actually cried.🥲 Great video!👍👍✌️

  • @rachelcanterbury9322
    @rachelcanterbury9322 4 года назад

    This is my future. God damn it. Great video though. Had me laughing my ass off.

  • @gunslinger9171
    @gunslinger9171 4 года назад

    OMG the double arm grab made me laugh so hard

  • @violaevavenczel8378
    @violaevavenczel8378 4 года назад

    I didn't know if I should laugh or cry on this brilliant short film... This "awkward" new normal is not going to stop until, according to "their" plan, everone gets tattoo chipped/microchipped/vaccinated/godknowswhatelsetheyllputinourbodies/etc... We'll crave for the old-normal so badly (instead of the new-normal) that we all be bagging for the old-normal to come back. No matter what the price will be.
    Fun fact of the day: we are not even allowed to talk about all these things openly.... We are not even allowed to question anything...
    Hence Julie is making comedies of it, so in this way, we can have an original thought, a conversation, an opinion...

  • @Little_Lotta
    @Little_Lotta 4 года назад +1789

    I almost couldn’t finish this video because of how awkward it is. But that’s how you know they’re good actors.

    • @SilentBudgie
      @SilentBudgie 4 года назад +27

      This is how first dates always go, unless it's with someone that you're already friends with.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 3 года назад +4

      Actually..... awkward acting has been popular for a while now, but have you every seen any actors who are *_not_* good at it?? It's not a sign of good acting, it's a sign of the writers picking that mood. That is literally all it is.

    • @jackbastian4072
      @jackbastian4072 3 года назад +10

      it's 2:22 and i can't go any farther because the second hand embarrassment is too much

    • @kaylinealsen8536
      @kaylinealsen8536 3 года назад +10

      I'm here reading comments during the video trying to escape the awkwardness

    • @tinyspyro8163
      @tinyspyro8163 3 года назад

      Lol same xD

  • @turtle6416
    @turtle6416 4 года назад +2783

    "I am clean.."
    "I think it's great that you are clean."
    Awkward level: 100%

    • @ryedralisk8620
      @ryedralisk8620 4 года назад +41

      @KRISHNA CHAITHANYA clean could mean clean in a hygienic manner, it could also mean being "clean" from sexually-transmitted diseases

    • @leahgroess5361
      @leahgroess5361 4 года назад +21

      When "getting tested" means a Covid assay, not STIs.

    • @DespadaPlaysGames
      @DespadaPlaysGames 4 года назад +8

      @@leahgroess5361 Why not all three?! \o/

    • @amazingly_bookish
      @amazingly_bookish 4 года назад +8

      Oh, I thought it were about drugs haha

    • @AzureStarline
      @AzureStarline 4 года назад +5

      but I, but I am, I am sanitized 😂

  • @OfficialZalzar
    @OfficialZalzar 4 года назад +867

    As an introvert before and during the pandemic, I'll be fine after the pandemic...fine...just ...fine. This is...natural...Same old same old!...mhm...yep....

    • @gotwatercaleb
      @gotwatercaleb 3 года назад +19

      Yo at least we can blame our awkward first dates on the pandemic
      And not us

    • @milorules2729
      @milorules2729 3 года назад +5

      Zalzar... are you OK?

    • @Oliva_80
      @Oliva_80 3 года назад +11

      yes me too. Actually I feel more confident than before, now that the normal people got awkward 🤣

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 3 года назад +7

      over on Frank James channel he is saying there are studies that show Introverts like us are having a HARDER time with the lockdowns.. maybe because we like our alone time but before we at least had the OPTION to go out.

    • @gadgetlab7
      @gadgetlab7 3 года назад +1

      your profile picture makes me feel like i have it highlighted when its not, and its really annoying me

  • @campbellrea5027
    @campbellrea5027 4 года назад +1689

    I never new it was possible to be this uncomfortable.

    • @djalilabd1847
      @djalilabd1847 4 года назад +34

      Knew* (sorry I'm an English student)

    • @campbellrea5027
      @campbellrea5027 4 года назад +14

      @@djalilabd1847 lol sorry that was a typo

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 4 года назад +25

      As someone with autistic tendencies who is ashamed of desire, I found the explicit communication very relaxing, and the inhibited touching quite charming.

    • @DavidPlass
      @DavidPlass 4 года назад +2

      First time watching this channel? LOL

    • @Hacker011AP
      @Hacker011AP 4 года назад

      Ask me..XD

  • @ludmilamaiolini6811
    @ludmilamaiolini6811 4 года назад +740

    The momento when he tries to talk about himself before the pandemic but can’t remember what is was like represents me

  • @briarbrooks6473
    @briarbrooks6473 4 года назад +961

    “Awkward Julie” listing her hobbies as baking, grocery shopping, and working out once a week hit veryyyy close to home

    • @TheKellendras
      @TheKellendras 4 года назад +23

      It's like when people ask you what you've been up to.

    • @briarbrooks6473
      @briarbrooks6473 4 года назад +2

      Kellendra Same HAHAHA facts

    • @cocoruroh
      @cocoruroh 3 года назад +9

      THE AUDACITY when someone asks me "what's new?"

    • @thomasvega1196
      @thomasvega1196 3 года назад

      Yea like a normal person

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 года назад

      so much of Julie's stuff does.
      drink-self philosophizing...

  • @DeclinedMercy
    @DeclinedMercy 4 года назад +737

    Other people: I haven't been touched since March
    Me: Amateurs

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 4 года назад +2

      @Tom Bombadil
      Holy crap, how did you land that username?

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 4 года назад +1

      @@kedabro1957 you can choose a different name for RUclips comments to your regular Google id, and it doesn't have to be unique

    • @SilentBudgie
      @SilentBudgie 4 года назад +4

      @Tom Bombadil I can tell you from experience that it continues to be tough throughout your 20s, but somewhere around your mid-30s you learn to accept that no one will ever be attracted to you, and you can start enjoying other aspects of your life.

    • @theothersme9919
      @theothersme9919 4 года назад +11

      @@SilentBudgie This is a horrible thing to say to a teenager. And it's sad even IF it was true, which you cannot know since you didn't even meet him. I kinda understand your point, and yes, life is more than dating, much more, but it isn't nice to say that someone would never be attractive, not even say to yourself. We don't have only our outside to offer to people.

    • @theothersme9919
      @theothersme9919 4 года назад +2

      @Tom Bombadil I'll not say to you that life will be perfect in any time future because I don't know that. What I do know is that love and intimacy find its way in our lives, sooner or later. Just try to be open and be nice to people. Oh, and don't compare yourself to others - you don't know about their lives or how their struggles look like when nobody is watching.

  • @northernfpv9562
    @northernfpv9562 4 года назад +739

    Awkwardness level 1000. So glad I’m married because I can’t even imagine dating right now. This was great acting by both of you.

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 4 года назад +2

      Northern FPV Same.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 года назад +6

      So in other words, you're saying you have less sex than these people?

    • @conkir7112
      @conkir7112 3 года назад +6

      Single person: We struggln haha

    • @jasmeetsingh6121
      @jasmeetsingh6121 3 года назад +6

      That's why you are glad you're married ? 🤣

    • @FishingForLife28
      @FishingForLife28 3 года назад +8

      Im single and it has been rough. Im on my longest dryspell since I lost my virginity

  • @AntonWongVideo
    @AntonWongVideo 4 года назад +836

    "Super Awkward Julie" is my SECOND favourite Julie...after "Drunk Mirror Julie"

    • @chantalfinn6173
      @chantalfinn6173 4 года назад +12

      High Julie rocks

    • @colleengallagher6520
      @colleengallagher6520 4 года назад +7

      Drunk mirror Julie rules!!
      Mirror mirror on the wall who's the drunkest of 'em all. Lol

    • @g3ven59
      @g3ven59 4 года назад +4

      We all need a "Drunk mirror Julie" in our lives

    • @ckeifoo
      @ckeifoo 4 года назад

      100%

    • @skyblueerik
      @skyblueerik 4 года назад

      I like roller girl Julie

  • @kuzonCS2
    @kuzonCS2 4 года назад +746

    Sex Life after pandemic
    Girl: Hey, don't forget to use protection
    Boy: Yeah I've got protection
    *boy puts on a face mask*
    Ok let's do this

    • @marvinleach3059
      @marvinleach3059 4 года назад +32

      Hand sanitizer is the new lube 😅

    • @ironwolf096
      @ironwolf096 4 года назад +6

      @@marvinleach3059 spot on 😂

    • @spb3931
      @spb3931 4 года назад +6

      Marvin Leach that’s gonna hurt

    • @Unmannedair
      @Unmannedair 4 года назад +1

      Face diapers...

    • @briebeard3475
      @briebeard3475 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHA

  • @karimkassam6874
    @karimkassam6874 4 года назад +638

    I had a socially distanced date yesterday in a park. It was this awkward plus more because of a park. I was both of you. Thank God for my dog at least.

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 4 года назад +9

      Karim Kassam Oh dear.

    • @trinitybarnettart
      @trinitybarnettart 3 года назад +5

      Has there been a second date?

    • @genkides39
      @genkides39 3 года назад +2

      Lol. Good for you! This pandemic makes dating even MORE awkward but good for you for putting yourself out there! Was there a second?

    • @MP-ut6eb
      @MP-ut6eb 3 года назад

      And then there is me...ho don't know how to find people in pandemic lol .. and no, i hate tinder.

    • @elisemiller13
      @elisemiller13 3 года назад

      How many dogs (at any time, not just these days) ought to be getting a salary and all their favorite things & activities, Big time... they often act as "wing men" for all genders of humanity! (I don't have one at this phase of my life, but happy nonetheless for those of you that do).

  • @alypiusloft
    @alypiusloft 4 года назад +462

    😂 I had an actual conversation with someone the other day, after being alone for quite a while, and I didn’t know how to person. I can’t person anymore.

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 4 года назад +23

      So much of what we used to do seems wildly overconfident now.

    • @teaganguinness9916
      @teaganguinness9916 3 года назад +5

      I can’t person normally and I’m fully aware that everything I do is wildly overconfident or under confident so it’s a vibe.

    • @BT-ch9gf
      @BT-ch9gf 3 года назад +2

      I was awkward before the pandemic:/

    • @I_HateClickBait
      @I_HateClickBait 3 года назад +1

      That’s hilarious dude. You forgot how to person.

    • @TheWolvirine25
      @TheWolvirine25 3 года назад +2

      ...yeahhhh I relate real hard with this. What is to person? Fuck if I know anymore lol

  • @adelethings
    @adelethings 4 года назад +449

    "I miss human touch and would like to do that"
    Same Julie, same

    • @aurboda
      @aurboda 4 года назад +1

      Yes but it's weird how I can miss something I can't remember having

    • @jonbongjovi1869
      @jonbongjovi1869 2 года назад

      me too!
      WEIRD FACT: Covid has been mostly fantastic to me, bc I'm an artsy street musician who makes everyone smile and laugh and they tell me I CURE their depression, and I played out every day and night (weather permitting) all over the New England seacoast (lovely adventures!)....and I spent 2020 with a cute 22 year old guitar shredder girl, and we spent every day together like boyfriend and girlfriend, even sleeping together EVERY night....but it was PLATONIC. She said she was in love with me and wanted to be my GF, but she was such a special friend, that I didn't want to LOSE HER when a romantic ship sinks, as it always does. Plus she smoked cigs and had insecurity issues, which are not GF material for me. BUT
      EVERY SINGLE NIGHT we slept together and snuggled like kittens and it was fantastic!
      But then she had a nervous breakdown and has since ghosted me. Ouch.

  • @itstainatime
    @itstainatime 4 года назад +714

    "I would like to do human touch" should forever be the way we refer to kissing from now on

  • @MilitairesSans
    @MilitairesSans 4 года назад +508

    My dating life was this awkward before the pandemic... 😭

    • @officialWWM
      @officialWWM 4 года назад +3

      TheRotation 😂😂

    • @glittery_cucumber
      @glittery_cucumber 4 года назад +52

      My dating life improved during the pandemic because people are finally on my level of awkward

    • @03019a
      @03019a 4 года назад +30

      You guys had a dating life?

    • @mwalker2401
      @mwalker2401 4 года назад

      Ditto 🤣

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @EmmaAndEmmaAndEmma
    @EmmaAndEmmaAndEmma 4 года назад +341

    When she said “You must have done fun things before!” and he drew a blank I couldn’t laugh because I was too busy crying 😭😭😭😅😅😅 TOO DAMN REAL

    • @esoel
      @esoel 2 года назад

      That was so damn accurate. "Before? Oh yeah, there was a before, but what was it like?"

  • @carolynjones-vanheezik9013
    @carolynjones-vanheezik9013 4 года назад +570

    So when are you going to do a ‘Julie from August’ visits ‘Julie fron June’?

    • @reneefrance6921
      @reneefrance6921 4 года назад +24

      I'm just here for that...😂😂😂 Feels like she is the only one giving us some reality checks.

    • @jescheco7284
      @jescheco7284 4 года назад +3

      Neeeeeed

    • @avishagisrael6386
      @avishagisrael6386 4 года назад +4

      Possibly when August ends..... I feel like there's more in store with only a week left. Ya never know! Did you hear about the GMO mosquitos being released in Florida and the killer hornets are on their way there too... Yes! Things are great👍

    • @PJ-jb5bm
      @PJ-jb5bm 4 года назад +1

      I don’t think there’s been enough to happen yet. Give it till September.

    • @bencarpenter5639
      @bencarpenter5639 4 года назад +1

      Avishag Israel You were right

  • @amarurecor
    @amarurecor 4 года назад +488

    This was wonderfully written and terrifically acted. Fresh, original, and relevant. Good stuff!!

    • @LeeTSimba
      @LeeTSimba 4 года назад +3

      I found it kinda long and somewhat boring tbh. I understand the joke... but I don't think this video needed to be as long as 7 minutes.

    • @hannyhawkins7804
      @hannyhawkins7804 4 года назад +2

      And filmed - handheld camera: good choice. And the music. Wonderful production . Congrats and thanks, Julie.

    • @dahbean2874
      @dahbean2874 4 года назад +1

      I reported that other reply for child abuse

  • @sz5905
    @sz5905 4 года назад +1196

    SHE SAID SHE HASN'T BEEN WORKING FOR "A COUPLE Y-" SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY YEARS. WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FREE FOR YEARS

    • @aaronlewis1803
      @aaronlewis1803 4 года назад +209

      I prefer to think it was a joke about actors struggling to find work, and she just siezed the opportunity to blame it on the pandemic.

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl 4 года назад +24

      @@aaronlewis1803 why not both haha

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl 4 года назад +22

      I'm glad someone else picked up on this lol. Could be both though... Not back to work for years coz of covid or because it's theatre work lol

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl 4 года назад +19

      Also that could sadly be true until we get the vaccine. Look at New Zealand's latest outbreak. They were 100 data completely free of the virus and then some family found they had it. No idea where they got it from... hadn't been anywhere overseas, didn't know anyone who had. NZ started testing everyone like mad in that region... More people have come back positive and it's only recently they have found this.
      If it was asymptomatic then I the outbreak would have been more like Victoria's (Melbourne's) atm.
      But there's theories pointing to frozen dinner meals. They had them from overseas, the virus frozen and preserved. Then thawed out when heated up and no one would wash their hands after heating up the plastic frozen dinners. And bam infected.
      Pretty sad really. But it's important to think about all areas you could potentially get infected, I guess.

    • @ThaDSman
      @ThaDSman 4 года назад +7

      This will last into 2022...

  • @onemadmuppet
    @onemadmuppet 4 года назад +461

    I feel like Julie asked her husband what he's comfortable with, and this was his answer.

    • @Teya_58
      @Teya_58 4 года назад +10

      She is married?

    • @jonathanberry9502
      @jonathanberry9502 4 года назад +8

      When she says sex, they should have inserted that scene from the first naked Gun movie where they were wearing whole body condoms.

    • @misterman1371
      @misterman1371 4 года назад +2

      @@rainbowblackout I think he meant that the cameraman (husband) is comfortable with the two getting that close to each other

    • @samhitasv4067
      @samhitasv4067 4 года назад

      Wait I didn't know she was married

    • @rainbowblackout
      @rainbowblackout 4 года назад

      @@misterman1371 Yes I go that. My comment was to the person that said the man in the video was her real life boyfriend.

  • @Kranitoko
    @Kranitoko 4 года назад +254

    *watches a conversation that felt like it went on for an hour*
    *Checks the length of video*
    I'm only 2 minutes in?! Dating is gonna suck 😭

  • @ValenNitto
    @ValenNitto 4 года назад +335

    What I learned after watching this video.
    Post pandemic: everybody has a chance

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 года назад +23

      And we all get away with having crap hobbies.

    • @adalineoca5400
      @adalineoca5400 4 года назад +2

      nictheartist Truly inspirational lmao

  • @whydoyouwanttoknowthat
    @whydoyouwanttoknowthat 4 года назад +493

    Julie, how are you doing this? You're writing great sketches, acting brilliantly in them, featuring in others... and I can't even get out of bed before 10 am!!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +74

      hehehe😅

    • @officialWWM
      @officialWWM 4 года назад +25

      And looking hot the whole time!

    • @neonnn123
      @neonnn123 4 года назад +5

      @@officialWWM glad you found her real accomplishment 👌

    • @officialWWM
      @officialWWM 4 года назад

      neonnn123 that's MY talent :)

  • @vozangelino
    @vozangelino 4 года назад +290

    This. Is. So. Uncomfortable.

  • @AngelJin5799
    @AngelJin5799 4 года назад +382

    This girl looks American, Australian and English at the same time

    • @terseandtiny1746
      @terseandtiny1746 4 года назад +59

      Lol I completely get what you're saying. Maybe it's a Canadian thing.

    • @art-is-awen8842
      @art-is-awen8842 4 года назад +78

      so....white?

    • @playboilarsonandlilkeeb495
      @playboilarsonandlilkeeb495 4 года назад +51

      I think your just saying she is white in a complicated way

    • @iarasarai6896
      @iarasarai6896 4 года назад

      @@playboilarsonandlilkeeb495 just a lil flavah

    • @fredriks5090
      @fredriks5090 4 года назад +9

      Soo... Imperial English?
      I.E. just English.
      Like, not even interracial - just northwestern European?
      "White"?

  • @phoebele5111
    @phoebele5111 4 года назад +693

    When you're like this with you're husband lol.

  • @mooncookies7803
    @mooncookies7803 4 года назад +369

    Oh no this is exactly how it’s going be when when this is over...
    Awkward level: 1000000%

    • @MiceDnP
      @MiceDnP 4 года назад +1

      Gonna be back to normal in a day 😁

    • @MiceDnP
      @MiceDnP 4 года назад

      Phoenix TV not dreaming mate. In our country everything has been back to normal for 2 months already. So my dreams have become a reality, while yours never will! :*

  • @leaf111
    @leaf111 4 года назад +124

    post pandemic dating be like "can i hold your hand?" "only if you have a condom"

  • @mollysue2902
    @mollysue2902 4 года назад +571

    Confirmed: nothing is ever going to be normal ever again

    • @kierrakim4761
      @kierrakim4761 4 года назад +11

      I feel like everyone is denying the fact that things won’t be “back to normal” for years, and we are never going to get their years back

    • @EmpireYellow1
      @EmpireYellow1 4 года назад +17

      Helloooo, there was a pandemic in 1917-18 and humanity collectively forgot until This pandemic 100 yrs later. It'll go back to normal.

    • @kierrakim4761
      @kierrakim4761 4 года назад +1

      EmpireYellow1 I mean not really, medical technology has increased a lot because of that pandemic and nothing has really been the same since then

    • @thetruth4654
      @thetruth4654 4 года назад +1

      @@EmpireYellow1 eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/06/05/fact-check-cdc-estimates-covid-19-death-rate-0-26/5269331002/

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 4 года назад +4

      A different kind of social disruption, but the post- 9/11 airline travel restrictions haven’t budged in 19 years, so there’s that.

  • @QuestionEverythingButWHY
    @QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 года назад +750

    “The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.”
    ― Mark Twain

    • @deepstariaenigmatica2601
      @deepstariaenigmatica2601 4 года назад +19

      "quarantine makes you dummy thicc"
      - Danny Devito

    • @Jigme2727
      @Jigme2727 4 года назад

      @@deepstariaenigmatica2601 🤣🤣🤣🤣stfu !!!!!!!

    • @sofimeoni3671
      @sofimeoni3671 4 года назад +1

      @The end is near no it's not

    • @sofimeoni3671
      @sofimeoni3671 4 года назад

      @The end is near but I understand what u mean

    • @ayhamshaheed7740
      @ayhamshaheed7740 4 года назад

      The end is near not necessarily.

  • @lizziebethh
    @lizziebethh 4 года назад +406

    I hate this. So uncomfortable. Well done Julie 😜

  • @shadowblakemasterson
    @shadowblakemasterson 3 года назад +44

    Julie: "Wear a mask when you're inside me". Line of 2020😂😂

  • @dddz961
    @dddz961 4 года назад +347

    Bold of you to think there's going to be a 'post' pandemic.

  • @StrohhutMusic
    @StrohhutMusic 4 года назад +330

    Her prophecies are so accurate, if she had been born in ancient Greece they would have brought Julie to Delphi and put her in a temple!

    • @bobmcl2406
      @bobmcl2406 4 года назад +9

      So true! But let's not consider what would have happened if she had been born in Salem! 😱

    • @StrohhutMusic
      @StrohhutMusic 4 года назад

      @@bobmcl2406 TAM TAM TAAAAAAAAM!!!🎺🥁
      😱😱😱

    • @lafemmesanspseudo7840
      @lafemmesanspseudo7840 4 года назад +4

      it's not Julie Delpy, but Julie Delphi ! (ok I'm out :'D)

    • @bobmcl2406
      @bobmcl2406 4 года назад

      @@lafemmesanspseudo7840 OMG, Julie Delpy, another incredibly talented "Julie actor"!

    • @OfficialLunarFilms
      @OfficialLunarFilms 4 года назад +2

      This is my favorite comment lmao

  • @Wandering_Chemist
    @Wandering_Chemist 4 года назад +125

    2:38 “wear a mask while you’re inside me.” Dude that had me *dying* holy shit Julie you’re a god.

  • @pvdl.1577
    @pvdl.1577 3 года назад +65

    I can't handle awkward situations very well, even if they are fake, so it took me embarrassingly long to finish this video 😂

    • @calimorales9880
      @calimorales9880 3 года назад +3

      Same, but scrolling comments is quite powerful

  • @kyonru
    @kyonru 4 года назад +186

    Kissing will be like the biggest demonstration of trust xD

    • @ktiffany5904
      @ktiffany5904 3 года назад

      Much more intimate. When he's "in her" he can wear a condom.