Quarantine Panic Attack

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Turns out, there's no protocol for how to personally handle a global pandemic.

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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 года назад +119

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

    • @Karishma_Unspecified
      @Karishma_Unspecified 3 года назад +4

      Are you still struggling with the problems of this video? Because I am....
      Anyway hi! I hope you're doing okay!

    • @joevenuti1201
      @joevenuti1201 3 года назад +2

      You wrote this 2 weeks ago?!? I am watching this again, after I watched it a WHOLE year ago. That's when I liked and subcribed ya doofus. ;-) Also I love you, just sayin...

    • @joeyboedeker7205
      @joeyboedeker7205 3 года назад +1

      The words "creative genius" comes to mind.

    • @lynnki7341
      @lynnki7341 3 года назад

      Lol! 👍

    • @abbycolby4543
      @abbycolby4543 3 года назад

      0000

  • @olandir
    @olandir 4 года назад +7463

    You know, people complain about the RUclips Recommendations algorithm, but then it just gives you jewels like this!

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 4 года назад +9

      Bravissimo!

    • @v5d9k1
      @v5d9k1 4 года назад +2

      Yes!

    • @47967
      @47967 4 года назад +25

      I don’t even know how this got into my suggestions but I am definitely enjoying it. Julie you are FUNTASTIC

    • @rdag8340
      @rdag8340 4 года назад +1

      Totally worth it!

    • @flowersafeheart
      @flowersafeheart 4 года назад

      Exactly. This was fun :)

  • @doesitmatter_YT
    @doesitmatter_YT 4 года назад +583

    '"I'm- I was gonna meditate."
    "why?"
    "Just for inner peace."
    "oh"

    • @user-iu3ii8sq6t
      @user-iu3ii8sq6t 4 года назад +13

      Is drunk peace a form of peace?

    • @heyandy889
      @heyandy889 4 года назад +5

      😂😂 I love that part

    • @KimNiemi
      @KimNiemi 4 года назад +3

      That was my favorite. "Why?" LOLOLOLOL

  • @clairegardipee2112
    @clairegardipee2112 3 года назад +2

    I just have to say thank you so much. I watched this clip months ago and to this day I still take moments to say "it's pandemic time. You need to cut yourself a break" only because of this video. That's made a world of difference to me. Also you're brilliant and hilarious and I'm so glad I found you! Please keep it up. The world needs more of your magic.

  • @burcopresents
    @burcopresents 4 года назад +39

    How many times are you gonna stutter?
    Julie: *yes.*

  • @Mtnsunshine
    @Mtnsunshine 4 года назад +6

    “Anytime not sick is time well spent.” 🤣😂😅😁. Truer words have not been spoken. 😆

  • @markharrisllb
    @markharrisllb 4 года назад +42

    I’m a Brit and I’ve only seen clips, but Lilly Singh got her own show on TV and she hasn't got one percent of the intelligence and talent Julie Nolke has. This humour is clever, victimless (unless you’re a news reader and weather person who had a threesome with a neurotic husband with a baby fetish) and most of all very funny.

    • @razmataz13drums
      @razmataz13drums 4 года назад +8

      no need to bring someone else down, especially another woman (although yes, i kinda agree... but i didnt bring it up! ;) )

    • @SaukaKumagae
      @SaukaKumagae 4 года назад

      +

    • @realsies9387
      @realsies9387 3 года назад

      @@razmataz13drums “especially another woman”. Ugh.

  • @jonnybgoode007
    @jonnybgoode007 11 месяцев назад

    I am so in love with mirror Julie. This is an older video, but it Rocks. I never saw it until October-28-2023. Thanks, Julie Nolke. You Rock and Everybody knows it.

  • @tylerhamlin
    @tylerhamlin 3 года назад +1

    Seriously want to thank you for that advice. I'm lucky enough to still have my full time job, and I'm going to school full time as well. Dealing with covid and the elections is getting to be too much. Also just had my first wedding anniversary in September. Sometimes it feels like I'm taking on more than I can handle. That bit of advice helped me realize that it's ok to not be perfect all the time and just enjoy being alive. So thank you.

    • @BackyardNatureBN
      @BackyardNatureBN 3 года назад

      I just read what you wrote for a comment and well said! I just starting watching Jukie like 3 months or so ago..She is Canadian and so talrnted and funny, etc. I have used this pandemic time home alone and started 2 youtube channels myself

    • @BackyardNatureBN
      @BackyardNatureBN 3 года назад

      I noticed you posted just 8 minutes ago. So 8 hope you get this message and i wish you all the best in the future. It was nice to read how others can and have inspired others and lifted ones self-esteem😊 so with being isolated I started up 2 yourube channels..well had one ready so I started my 2nd back in April this year involving chipmunks and my bond I have with wildlife and squirrels to. I hand feed them, they come right on my lap in my pockets..etc. so if ya want tapmmy profile icon with the chipmunk in it amd click my channel and if it interests you let me onow and just would love feedback. My channel is called Backyard Nature [2020]
      ruclips.net/channel/UCDDC21KW28NDJfElwFHckTw

  • @mjkang9938
    @mjkang9938 4 года назад +6

    Im having panics these days, and feeling guilty about it when people are dying out there. Pls stay safe, hope this shit doesn't last too long..
    Thanks Julie

  • @nightraven5760
    @nightraven5760 4 года назад +1

    Found you through the explaining the pandemic to my past self vid and auto played to this one, and im glad it did! New sub, great quality content!

  • @cam4894
    @cam4894 4 года назад +11

    I appreciate the little 4th wall breakage and how well you drunk babble!
    "Everybody come out, 7:30!"
    Thank you for the laughs!!!!

  • @LoudFireProductions
    @LoudFireProductions 4 года назад +6

    I had a pandemic attack this morning. I needed to laugh at this thank you. Keep up the great videos

  • @marinaa9013
    @marinaa9013 4 года назад +12

    "Yeah I think I'm having a panic attack" - "Maybe don't do that. Youshd stop" made me chuckle even after the 3rd time of watching this. I just want a whole TV show based on these two characters!
    I feel like this is a beautiful representation of the inner monol- well I guess dialogues? that are going on in my head when I'm alone too, especially with the timing!! Like I'll think "oh yeah sure I could do th-" "nahhh come on bitch be real"

  • @Bingo966
    @Bingo966 3 года назад

    Just saw this in late November and it spoke volumes to me. Consider me your biggest fan in Switzerland 🇨🇭.

  • @InfamouslyCantankerous
    @InfamouslyCantankerous 4 года назад

    I'm so glad I found this channel. She is so great. Here comedic timing. Her voices faces everything is so spot on. Comedy Central or one of the networks needs to pick her up and give her a chance to do a show. I think it would blow. I mean come on has anyone scene comedy Central lately. This is way better. Just my opinion.

  • @Zobot1000
    @Zobot1000 3 года назад

    Christmas 2020 represent. This video encapsulates the struggle inside me every day this year since Covid times began and I needed to hear this story today. I hope you all have a peaceful day and good shit fills up your heart in unexpected ways.

  • @MissWinkle555
    @MissWinkle555 4 года назад +17

    ♥️ Never would I imagine that you'd be "a hero" for staying home and drinking fireball 😂 😂 😂 🍻

  • @jaysfan1910
    @jaysfan1910 4 года назад

    High Julie should be the reflection...her advice is always on point!

  • @MoneoAtreides77
    @MoneoAtreides77 4 года назад

    I was having a quiet chuckle and a smile while watching this and then all of sudden, DING! I felt like I could breathe again - just be patient, this is ALOT right now. So I glad I found this.

  • @FlowFlameOfficial
    @FlowFlameOfficial 4 года назад +105

    Her Drunk self is hilarious, reminds me of Chris D’elia “Drunk Chicks” comedy bit, check it out and I promise you won’t be disappointed if you found this one to be funny. 👍🏼

    • @theuniversewithin74
      @theuniversewithin74 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure it's inspired by it. It's almost a blueprint of how drunk chicks are. Which D'elia portrayed PERFECTLY (and hilariously)

  • @cbgkat
    @cbgkat 4 года назад

    I'm so glad I found your channel! Brilliant comedy and sage advice. Love it!

  • @benoloughlin1557
    @benoloughlin1557 4 года назад

    Hi Julie, I discovered your channel today and after the crap day I had - this is exactly what I needed to hear. Thank you!

  • @nicolaimarquez2211
    @nicolaimarquez2211 4 года назад

    I love how Julie uses comedy to drive home an uplifting message. And not only in this video. This is real talent.
    Now I'm just hoping that she is (or someday at least will be) working on a Screenplay. I'd totally see that.
    And' yeah, that drunk acting was the BEST!
    (Though how to be sure if it's just acting?)

  • @johnyannelli2480
    @johnyannelli2480 4 года назад

    She is hysterical! Glad I found these!

  • @rsolsjo
    @rsolsjo 4 года назад +8

    "You're a fairy godmother.."
    Love that for some reason, haha.

  • @CrypticCL
    @CrypticCL 2 года назад

    That painting on the wall is almost like a third character. Such funny use of a simple prop!

  • @jcb5782
    @jcb5782 4 года назад

    Ok, so prior to this the best drunk voice I had ever heard was on Family Guy. They do a fantastic job at it. But this...this is just gold. Lost it at that flatten the curve line at 1:06. Amazing acting!

  • @SuperRandomJelly2
    @SuperRandomJelly2 4 года назад +4

    "Maybe don't do that."
    This is adorable.

  • @sgregorybird
    @sgregorybird 4 года назад

    I knew you're cooking videos were awesome, but thanks to the algorithm I now have all of this channel to watch. RUclips pandemic rabbit hole, here I come.

  • @pamm8689
    @pamm8689 4 года назад +30

    Who’s the real person? I’m seeing this from the drunk person stuck in their head and trying to talk herself down.

  • @shauna1699
    @shauna1699 3 года назад

    That is the most spot-on drunk acting I have ever seen.

  • @lynnki7341
    @lynnki7341 3 года назад

    It's more than a year later, and I am still asking myself why certain projects are not done around the house... anyone else with me? THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO!!

  • @ozdoits
    @ozdoits 4 года назад +3

    🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟"Simon says unfreeze." 2:20 🤣🤣🤣💕

  • @owenjones3929
    @owenjones3929 4 года назад

    I love how simple and obvious the way this was filmed is, but it's so clever and brilliant!

  • @SoapNugget
    @SoapNugget 4 года назад

    I'm so glad I found this channel a couple of weeks ago

  • @edwardsego2374
    @edwardsego2374 4 года назад

    Miss Julie has a perty good sense of humor !!! Has anyone else noticed ???

  • @MarsM13
    @MarsM13 Год назад

    My head-cannon about what the mirror being is: it's an omnipotent being controlling every aspect of another universe, where it is completely alone, and has been for literal infinity. Because it's omnipotent, it's incredibly bored. Everything it creates in its own universe is like playing with dolls or monopoly money.
    Some time in the past, wizards tried to contact it and bargain with it for power by creating magic mirrors that are portals to the universe where it is omnipotent. This bargaining failed, however, because it has zero interest in conquering our universe. What would it gain? More dolls? More monopoly money? The being ignored the wizards' request to become its servant as it conquered our universe. Instead, it took the form of the wizard and started giving him snarky advice on how to live.
    The creature's true form is one of unspeakable horror like something out of Lovecraft and Birdbox combined. One look is enough to immediately drive a human insane. Insane people are boring, so it takes the form of whoever is looking in the mirror.
    The creature is naturally immune to alcohol, being completely indestructible. It can, however, use its omnipotence to repress this immunity. It does this a lot, as being drunk off its ass helps with its eternal boredom. Unfortunately, it can only get moderately drunk before that breaks the concentration needed to repress its invulnerability to alcohol, and it instantly becomes sober again. So it's life is a constant cycle of repress alcohol-immunity, get drunk, become so drunk it stops repressing its invulnerability, instantly become sober, use its omnipotence to repress its immunity AGAIN, get drunk AGAIN, rinse and repeat literally forever.
    All the while it gives advice to the tiny mortals who talk to it through the magic mirror, like some cross between Horton Hears a Who and a life-coach.

  • @edmonddantes3066
    @edmonddantes3066 4 года назад

    She basically called out the commenters calling our plot holes in her sketches..... love it

  • @rayswoodshop4467
    @rayswoodshop4467 4 года назад

    😊🤣😂🤣😂🤣 the face thing at the end was good.
    Thing is, this isnt to far off. I started writing a journal because i didnt know what to do with the stress and panic and anger this freak of a pandemic creates.I mean I tried talking to people, wife, friends, who ever. Turns out, they were just as nuts as me...so no help there. Patience and a place to dump your thoughts...who knew ?! a journal ! Try it.
    Oh wait, not you Julie, we need you right where you are. Future Julie and all. I know its selfish, but we all thank you !! Laughter and all 😊

  • @Prickly_Cactus_1993
    @Prickly_Cactus_1993 4 года назад +1

    Just found you from Ryan George and I am enjoying your content

  • @Ipherix
    @Ipherix 4 года назад

    My cousin just sent me the "explaining the pandemic to my past self" video and then this one auto played and good god you're so funny and talented

  • @annabelw1435
    @annabelw1435 4 года назад

    Really love this and your future self one. Thank you so much for making them.

  • @Atite_Lometen
    @Atite_Lometen 4 года назад

    That's some top shelf sober acting.

  • @soulsearcher226x8
    @soulsearcher226x8 4 года назад

    ❤️ these little skits! Thanks for the laugh!

  • @frazzzrrr67
    @frazzzrrr67 4 года назад

    Why is this video so relatable? We all seek our "drunken godmother" as we are going through this epidemic. Thanks for this.

  • @CavegirlMelanieHobby
    @CavegirlMelanieHobby 4 года назад

    this is the second video now where you just expect silly bulls#ittery, and then next thing you know, you're getting teary because of the piercing truth and KINDNESS behind some of the dialogue in the skits (the other one was "explaining the pandemic to myself part 2" about privilege.
    I mean, you can get humor in many, many places, but a deep, rational, tender sort of truth? wow. So beautiful. Honestly.

  • @BigD-jc6rj
    @BigD-jc6rj 4 года назад

    This one was surprisingly deep. First it makes you laugh, but then it hits you right in the feels.

  • @haven5059
    @haven5059 4 года назад +1

    "Are you... More drunk than usual?"
    👏👏👏👏👏

  • @keis5554
    @keis5554 4 года назад

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 great wisdom coming from a drunk mirror!!!👍

  • @Leonbartolome
    @Leonbartolome 3 года назад

    Best advice ever! Thanks Julie!

  • @daneguitarist1
    @daneguitarist1 4 года назад +1

    Julie is cool and stuff, but Drunk Julie is a fucking blast! Ive got both of yalls first kansas whiskey if you happen to be around this direction haha, love the content !

  • @laughingdaisies
    @laughingdaisies 4 года назад

    Oh THIS IS SOOOO GOOOOD! Love it! Thank you for the great advice Mirror Mirror 🥰

  • @stephanieb7330
    @stephanieb7330 4 года назад

    Idk but the stripes, attitude and mirror gives me more Beetlejuice vibes rather than Fairy Godmother

  • @zarzarbinks4549
    @zarzarbinks4549 2 года назад

    I have fell too far down this Julie Nolke rabbit hole.

  • @adequatebus8280
    @adequatebus8280 3 года назад

    i came for the phenomenal wit, acting, and editing.
    i stay for Mirror Julie.
    -C

  • @jamesdewane1642
    @jamesdewane1642 3 года назад

    Feb 2021, drunk Julie talking about flattening the curve putting perspective on it. The goal posts done been moved a few times, and drunk Julie can see right through it.

  • @soundm3d
    @soundm3d 4 года назад

    your videos are so clever and intelligent! love the production value! great job Julie x

  • @tim.e.l
    @tim.e.l 4 года назад

    Great stuff, it would of been hilarious if the picture on the wall was moving or changed in the other shot after she was playing around with it.

  • @estudiosanrock1336
    @estudiosanrock1336 4 года назад

    Meu Deus, eu amo o humor dessa mulher! Pena estar conhecendo só agora

  • @FlowMega100
    @FlowMega100 4 года назад

    you're a really good storyteller, such good writing/acting too!

  • @micger
    @micger 4 года назад

    You're such a good actress, you should be on TV when this is all over

  • @CuckooKukri
    @CuckooKukri 4 года назад

    Wow. Apparently I needed a drunk fairy godmother mirror person. Thanks for this.

  • @HaZeDiStRuC7ION
    @HaZeDiStRuC7ION 2 года назад

    hahaha when she starts talking to us that cracked me up

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo 4 года назад

    If I start talking to my mirror, and it speaks to me, I am blaming you...

  • @nyoobz007
    @nyoobz007 4 года назад

    holy shit! thank you youtube algorithm!!! an incredible writer actress making funny short films? yes!

  • @lillybloom1590
    @lillybloom1590 4 года назад +8

    Karl Marx: "Change is the only absolute. Control is the ultimate goal."

  • @shiva_productions
    @shiva_productions 4 года назад +1

    Dear Casting Directors, please start putting this comedy actress in films. TIA!

  • @josephciaravino4115
    @josephciaravino4115 4 года назад

    Oh my goodness! I’m dying!🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious!

  • @TheyLoveThemLLC
    @TheyLoveThemLLC 2 года назад

    "It's the middle of the Pandemic" -- Ooof 😅😅

  • @scottdarcy6062
    @scottdarcy6062 2 года назад

    Fucking pissed myself laughing at all of these, please never stop x

  • @everestnelson-crawford3897
    @everestnelson-crawford3897 4 года назад

    plot twist, the mirror lives in a different dimension and shes only doing this to make her self feel less empty...

  • @judeannethecandorchannel2153
    @judeannethecandorchannel2153 4 года назад

    2nd vid. I'm sold. Liked, subscribed.

  • @1005corvuscorax
    @1005corvuscorax 4 года назад

    SNL- "Well shit, we don't have Kristen Wiig anymore, let's see what we can do"
    Me- "HIRE JULIE NOLKE!!!! No, she's not a 'second' to Wiig, but daaaaamn she that same energy and her weirdness and versatility are even better! HIRE NOLKE!"
    Or, ahem, maybe fewer run shots before I post next time.
    Ah, frack it, rum and Nolke! Woot!

  • @W2ATL
    @W2ATL 2 года назад

    Best. Drunk. Ever.

  • @rhythmindset6996
    @rhythmindset6996 4 года назад

    Her drunk voice is perfect
    Lmfao

  • @scenepunk09
    @scenepunk09 3 года назад

    Lol this is like basically asking ur overly judgemental parent of sibling for advice

  • @mwdiers
    @mwdiers 4 года назад +1

    I think I like Drunk Julie better than High Julie.

  • @loop5
    @loop5 3 года назад

    hi Julie, loving your videos!
    I'm writing 'cause I love your tune, you know... that intro (in this vid) music that sounds in a lot of your videos, and I recognize it from the movie "Hail, Caesar!" as "Silverman Sax, Carter Burwell" but feeling that's not good enough. do you have a name for that sweet tune you choose? thank you very much, love you!

  • @alvinrodney6229
    @alvinrodney6229 4 года назад

    The last advice part reminded me of Winona Ryder

  • @tashmoore3825
    @tashmoore3825 4 года назад

    If I ever got to have a conversation with old me, I'd give her a hug. I got you, old me!

    • @tashmoore3825
      @tashmoore3825 4 года назад

      That robe is suspiciously tied well for a drunk person, :D

    • @tashmoore3825
      @tashmoore3825 4 года назад

      I'm glad old me isn't rolling through this pandemic. Hangovers suck.

  • @snap-look5339
    @snap-look5339 4 года назад

    yep, in love with both...

  • @Yppopojoj
    @Yppopojoj 3 года назад

    She's not your fairy godmother. She's your Vitameatavegamin Girl.

  • @456puff
    @456puff 4 года назад

    I feel like everyone needs to watch this.

  • @michaelroman7331
    @michaelroman7331 3 года назад

    Your really funny lol ur videos are so fun watching 😋

  • @connorhillen
    @connorhillen 4 года назад

    Metamodernist masterpiece right here

  • @michaelcline3123
    @michaelcline3123 2 года назад

    Mirror Julie reminds me . So much of a sometimes friend Felicity. She's messed up most of the time. And can be fun. But annoying too. I wonder if mirror Julie appears in other people's mirrors too.

    • @michaelcline3123
      @michaelcline3123 Год назад

      @xJulieNolke11-oc3zo hey hey Mike here is this Julie ?

  • @abrohamproductions8263
    @abrohamproductions8263 4 года назад +1

    "Daily Freeze Games with Buddha"

  • @Raison_d-etre
    @Raison_d-etre 3 года назад

    I didn't see her blink.

  • @memeionaire2517
    @memeionaire2517 3 года назад

    Mirror mirror Julie made a comeback

  • @SuperMcgenius
    @SuperMcgenius 4 года назад

    So well done❤️🇨🇦👏😷

  • @Adob741
    @Adob741 4 года назад +1596

    "It's a PANDEMIC. Any time not sick is time well spent."CAN I QUOTE YOU?

    • @KC-pi6po
      @KC-pi6po 3 года назад +2

      Don't be shy to just quote her. I wanna marry her

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 года назад +1

      In a previous pandemic, a guy in quarantine created a systematic physics textbook that would be used for centuries and got him widely praised for his 3 fundamental rules of motion and his restatement of the most recent theory of gravity. Now THAT was time well spent.

    • @asnaismail7211
      @asnaismail7211 3 года назад +1

      @@johndododoe1411 Hi! Do you mean Isaac Newton?

  • @joemilligan6536
    @joemilligan6536 4 года назад +6005

    That’s some top shelf drunk acting.

    • @paulsallee4889
      @paulsallee4889 4 года назад +216

      She could have just been drunk.

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 4 года назад +239

      @@paulsallee4889 Then it's method acting at its best ...

    • @mikejones8866
      @mikejones8866 4 года назад +24

      Her best Mr. Lehey from Trailer Park Boys - "just a little drinkeepoo"

    • @ginaoswald9583
      @ginaoswald9583 4 года назад +23

      It's top shelf man, it's top shelf

    • @LarryCroft111
      @LarryCroft111 4 года назад +28

      Maybe it wasn't acting! Quarantine time, you know...

  • @number9ninja
    @number9ninja 4 года назад +2459

    Look she's either an Oscar winning actress for that drunk part or she actually got wasted 😂❤️

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 года назад +79

      Right that's the question I want to know

    • @leonard2077
      @leonard2077 4 года назад +55

      @@AikiraBeats Well dont you know the question? I kinda want to know the answer tbh

    • @randobob4733
      @randobob4733 4 года назад +20

      Plot twist: She actually was

    • @kritav1111
      @kritav1111 4 года назад +17

      @@AikiraBeats Why do you want to know the question? I mean, it would make more sense knowing the answer.

    • @nenamichelle
      @nenamichelle 4 года назад +26

      Either way, brilliant. I love her mirror series.

  • @stephenpeters8404
    @stephenpeters8404 4 года назад +3884

    This is really something. The acting is terrific. The interplay and the timing are just on. I hope Hollywood is banging down your door, even if you can't let them in right now.

    • @bluered5497
      @bluered5497 4 года назад +7

      Have a conversation with yourself? Be honest now. What part of you got it going on. Self in the flesh or that which reflects a 2nd look at yourself?

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 4 года назад +70

      Hollywood is so messed up though, do we really want that for her? I say screw the recognition of Hollywood, let them crumble like they should. I would like to wish her, say, lots of youtube views and great collaborarions, maybe expanding her channel in a way she would like, or maybe working as an actress/writer/director/whatever she wants to on a non-Hollywood movie which then somehow crushes it at cinemas and people see Hollywood is just rich, not necissarily good. Idk something like that. My imagination is refusing to work right now, it demands noodles.

    • @blobtheblobb6653
      @blobtheblobb6653 4 года назад +13

      She is too talented for Hollywood, just like my brother DB

    • @benjaminlundback8394
      @benjaminlundback8394 4 года назад

      @@blobtheblobb6653 DB?

    • @andreasbuder4417
      @andreasbuder4417 4 года назад

      But then she has a broken door and still no one in the house.

  • @atheoc
    @atheoc 4 года назад +4017

    “You kinda look like you’re having a panic attack...”
    “Yeah, I think I am having a panic attack.”
    “Maybe, don’t do that.” Nailed it.

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 4 года назад +47

      If only ‘twere so simple.

    • @NN-re7cy
      @NN-re7cy 4 года назад +69

      That sounds like the advice given by people who have never experienced a panic attack lol 🙄

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 4 года назад +19

      jaysunten it’s like telling your lungs to absorb more oxygen or telling a smoker to stop wanting nicotine. There are things you can do to help it happen, but it isn’t a switch you press.

    • @roadsunknown9653
      @roadsunknown9653 4 года назад +3

      That's exactly something i can see myself saying

    • @jesselicon328
      @jesselicon328 4 года назад +22

      Just stop being depressed. Duh!

  • @AndyGilleand
    @AndyGilleand 4 года назад +846

    Loved the unexpected 4th wall break

  • @delawarepilot
    @delawarepilot 4 года назад +6395

    “Any time not sick, is time well spent” that’s some zen wisdom right there :-)

    • @tomoffrede1586
      @tomoffrede1586 4 года назад +23

      Ohhhh, so that's what she said

    • @Ladco77
      @Ladco77 4 года назад +16

      I was just about to say that. Drunken zen wisdom.

    • @CaioEvertonTB
      @CaioEvertonTB 4 года назад +7

      I felt that for real

    • @polcommwatcher
      @polcommwatcher 4 года назад +9

      It's true. And hard to accept, since making hay at this historic time feels like a crucial opportunity. But we're doing this. And it's okay. But we should try to be creative--at least those fortunate enough to have simple "down time," as opposed to worrying about food.

    • @TheSassi14
      @TheSassi14 4 года назад +4

      I used to be okay with being sick because ppl took care of me. Not I am an adult and they don't anymore...

  • @kittykat490
    @kittykat490 4 года назад +313

    This is the best drunk acting ive possibly ever seen to the point where my brain is like "someone cant produce those sounds with their mouth that accurately without actually being drunk so she must have actually been drunk"

  • @samauthor342
    @samauthor342 4 года назад +4844

    It’s crazy how the hustle mentality is such a societal norm that we’re ashamed to relax and do nothing for a while.

    • @TheLegion78
      @TheLegion78 4 года назад +180

      I have always hated it and hoped it would stop, but it when it came to a grinding halt, It was like hitting the breaks hard and still moving forward. It was jarring even for me. Finally starting to slow down and loving it.

    • @kitscheugy7739
      @kitscheugy7739 4 года назад +146

      I'm the creative type and have always struggled to have the energy to earn a living and make music and stuff. Ive always hated that I'll show up for 16 hours a day to 2 jobs and do my masters bidding, but when I have time off its hard to work 8 hours straight at what I want to be working on. Its hard to work for myself? I'm so warped. Ive needed rest and thats helped, but I realize the avoidance of life for the sake of money and it hurts me. I want to achieve my goals and not just the rent. Good observation. Thanks for your comment.

    • @acchaladka
      @acchaladka 4 года назад +39

      Welcome to US capitalism.

    • @oo88oo
      @oo88oo 4 года назад +17

      It's crazy how gullible, servile and unquestioning modern ppl are. It's just another flu, for f*'s sake! Ppl are acting like it's the Black Death, when it's scientifically known now that it's not.

    • @joeyberg5765
      @joeyberg5765 4 года назад +135

      @@oo88oo It's not the next Black Death, true, but this isn't "just another flu". We've got almost no immunity to this thing, and we still have a relatively poor understanding of why it doesn't seem to do much to some people, even the not so healthy ones, and for some people-even a few who are young and in peak condition-it's a death sentence. COVID is weird and dangerous, and history paints a very clear picture of what can happen when a lockdown is lifted too early. I definitely think we should lift it sooner rather than later, but gradual relief and slow, systematic steps back into the daily routine is what I believe we really need.