What Are Next?!
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- Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024
- Mike and Jay give a run-down of the new films and TV shows coming out over the next year and a half that you and your dumpster-diving grandmothers just might recognize. We're entering a time when the nightmares are now contagious viruses that spread from media to media and infect all our collective body cavities (anus). For example, for some reason that new emotional Ghostbusters trash was successful. People cried butterfly tears when they saw Venkman kiss Egon on the lips and rub his ghost trap and he ghost hugged his dumb daughter and told her he loved her even though she was clearly a lesbian and that secretly disappointed him even though he was a mute ghost. Well, that warranted a sequel of course. Then if that cash is flowing, green-light an animated series!!! Then green-light a live action series on Netflix or Prime or whatever. Might do a season or two. Who cares. People that work in the animation industry are starving and forced to deliver Amazon packages. 60% of them live on skid row or in tents outside of Dollar Generals. Nevertheless, studios are creating animated series based on any IP they can get their clawed hooves on and are using ghosts in Indonesia to animate them. Animated series about Twilight. Harry Potter. The Brady Bunch. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Ronald McDonald and Friends. Punky Brewster. Se7en. Short Circuit The Harlem Globetrotters. Basic Instinct. Starship Troopers. Literally anything!!! They’d make an animated series about Twinkies if they could. Folks, we’ve gone beyond sequels and prequels and remakes. The nightmare is much worse. The virus is now mobile. It has left the theaters. It makes me wish Putin would invade the U.S. so I could spend my days in a foxhole waiting to get shot rather than reading stories about how there is going to be a Goonies reboot, live action series, and animated series all at once. Sometimes I just want to punch myself in the dick to feel something again. Too many shows. Too many streaming services. Too many monthly charges and most people have to work 3 jobs to make ends meet. Who has time to watch all this stuff? I mean, I do. I had an injury (anal-related) which forces me to sit in a wheel chair with a cut out hole in the seat for comfort. I can watch this garbage all day long. I supposed a lot of people who don’t work can watch streaming TV? The elderly. The disabled. But what does the everyday woman think when their zombie eyes sit down to watch a live action Pound Puppies™ series on Amazon Prime starring Jennifer Lopez and Jake Johnson as childless parents that adopt a CGI puppy. Or when a hard working man comes home from the construction site to put on the latest episode of the new live action Netflix He-Man™ Series that has a frustrating lack of homoeroticism. Or when their children forego homework to watch the new ALF™ animated series only to realize they are now dead inside. This content is like eating leftovers of leftovers. Three week old meats that we’ve cut the bad bits off of and hope we don't get emotionally ill. Eventually this will be the end of our civilization.
Half of these could be fake and I wouldn't even know
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! JUST CONSUME PRODUCT!
Are you telling me avatar 8 isn't real?
@21stcenturyrambo16 Avatar 8 is an internet-only rumor. The rest through 21 and 2047 reboot are confirmed.
Yes, like a crap version of Inter-dimensional Television in Rick & Morty.
I heard the Avatar Remake will have a cameo of Jack from Avatar 1, Avatar 2, Avatar 3, Avatar 4, Avatar 5, Avatar 6 and Avatar 7
“i don’t see movies, i see threats” - Mike Stoklasa about Marvel’s release schedule
Considering how many they release and how bad they are, they ARE a threat😂
Which video is this from again? That always made me laugh
@@ridderjaim3 "that's the joke"
@@ridderjaim3 "popular thing bad"
@@kinglatifahh guardians of the galaxy vol 3 10:51
I'm glad disappointment is something all generations can agree to feel
We've hit the point where even 15 year olds have seen the full cycle of an original idea they like dying and then getting rebooted into crap that kills the franchise completely. Eventually we'll see franchises get created and have all the blood wrung out of them within the same day.
"F*CK YOU, IT'S FOREVER" really was more prophetic than any of us could have ever imagined...
It seemed pretty spot-on at the time. Corporate media is an array of blunt instruments.
Borderline Experimental, all of this.
Don't ask questions. Just consume product.
people are sucked in buying wrapping paper around a product, rather than the thing itself
@@scottletteto be fair, I don’t think we foresaw the mattel toy cinematic univ-oh wait rich evans
imagine starting a movie commentary channel and then 10 years later finding out movies dont exist anymore
That's why they're pivoting into the next big cultural wave, Ghost Hunting.
I can't wait for ghosts to disappear 10 years from now
*moopies
Imagine starting a movie commentary channel and then 10 years later finding out movies never existed.
In six months it's just gonna be Rich and Jack playing video games
When Jay said, "Is art now just a disposable commodity," I felt that.
"now"
"Always has been."
JUST CONSUME PRODUCT.
I know an artist who recently quit doing her art full-time after losing a contest to an AI generated image. What a great world we live in.
I clapped
The mid-roll ad for Gladiator 2 I was just served was beautifully ironic.
all I keep seeing are advertisements for The Substance. still not going to watch it, looks like shit. same for *just* about everything else being made.
I got Thunderbolts.
Not only did I get Gladiator 2 in the middle, I got Thunderbolts at the end. I think I’m having a stroke. 🫠
I got the same just as I read this comment.
I got an ad for the Mormons.
"What Are Next?!" is reboot of "F**k You, It's January!", part of RLMCU "Endless Trash" series
it's a recognizable IP
i'm reporting this comment for bullying me
I was hoping for a rebooted "Nerd Crew" sequel series, myself.
Alas, only now do I realize that all hope is lost...
...just like Rich Evans, apparently.
Stevestamps:
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This was my favorite bit so far
Like jay said anything with Jack black in it should be avoided. He went from a quirky best-friend-or-next-door-neighbor-or-coworker type to being crap in everything.
The new Ishtar
I
am Steve.
I recognized "don't ask questions just consume product" and I clapped I hope they make ANOTHER ONE
Don't ask questions. Just consume product.
I hear they’re rebooting it and going in a new direction,
“Cease inquiries merely devour content.”
I, for one, can’t wait!
Product 2: Excited for More Product
Product 3: the beginnings, and The Product are also greenlit! I can't wait! @@ayejaye
Don't consume product, just ask questions
Scavenger's Reign being cancelled was legitimately sad though, one of the most unique shows out there.
I have hope that Netflix might recommission it now that they've picked up the distribution rights. It might get a wider audience.
Yes, but too weird to ever watch a second time.
Zootopia 2 should have already came out and will probably be great like the first one.
Only one I cared about in that whole list.
I always love when RLM is just so overcome with despair and ennui about the state of media they just need to make an experimental video to express it
Borderline experimental
Old Homeless Man Pours Wine On Table. Fin.
I'm here for it. Wish they'd let the dirty bearded men out of their room more often.
I'm half awake I feel like this is a fever dream but happy to see it actually is mixing with the fever dream
it was borderline experimental
Rich: *"How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?"*
Mike: *"It feels great!"*
We are past this now, now it's "What is this? Oh it looks bad. I am going to do something else with my time"
The good news is if it horrifically burns on the first go around, no one will touch it with a ten foot pole again.
It feels weird being a Dark Shadows fan and watching Dr. Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, etc. Fans turn on the slop the corporate overlords push out. Like being a grunt who was wounded and left for dead by the adventuring party, but who somehow survives past the death of the main bad guy.
This is my ringtone.
@@alpyki2588best vampire soap opera set in Maine ever!
good call back
I love how their video description is just Mike delivering his manifesto.
Yeah, thanks for the notice! GREAT VIDEO DESCRIPTION ! Says ist all!
I'm pretty sure it's actually Krebs Gorlon
You're laughing! The entire industry became Fuck You It's January, and you're laughing!
now it's Fuck You It's All Year Every Year
As a man once said, "It's every day, bro"
Yea, that's not funny, Jorga. That's not the kind of humor we do on the show!
I know "Giggles" because you know why I'm laughing!? Hollywood Exexs are gonna keep doing this over and over again, they'll never learn. It's a Sisyphean Struggle that'll never end. It ain't like a 🎢 where at least you get loop-de-loops, banks, and turns to break up the monotony every so often to make things exciting or a great big fall to make things worth it; No it's just one, big, boring climb that never ends; Where they keep trying to push a "🪨" Hoping this time around it'll actually get to the top! Now if you excuse me Murray I have a film to catch at the Bijoux.
Last time I went to the cinema was for Star Wars X: I've Got a Bad Feeling About This. I was all alone, then I heard the laughter of what sounded like Rich Evans and then everything went black
I hear Jack Black and Adam Sandler are playing Mike and Jay in the Reboot. Nobody felt they could do Rich Evans justice so they are going to have will smith play him in CGI.
They're bringing the stars out for this one
Nah, they're going to gender bend Rich and make her gay.
Well me personally, I heard that Bobcat Goldthwait is going to have a full blown career revival playing Rich Evans in upcoming RedLetterMedia intellectual property products.
I heard The Rock was playing Jay.
Chris Pratt as Rich is the perfect casting choice
This was borderline experimental
"I... am steve"
"Dude, at this point, you're barely Jack"
Couldn't even be bothered to shave the unkempt elderly beard for the production
Jack Black fell through like an old sofa
Everyone hates him now, and will continue to. Everyone might even begin to hate him more. I'm here for it.
I am both literally and figuratively more Steve than this guy is, and my disbelief is not suspended
@@ULTRAOutdoorsmanGiven Mojang, isn't Steve meant to be a buff Scandinavian?
The cherry on top was the gladiator 2 ad that ran right after the video finished. I honestly thought they stitched that in, but no….it was for real.
They're making a remake of The Crow, because an IP doesn't even need to have a positive reputation to get more content now
@@jerrycan1756are they going to kill another actor for the movie?
Oh good, I was looking for the perfect companion piece to my existential freakout about how meaningless everything feels these days. Thanks, Mike and Jay!
The "Fuck You It's January" sequel we've all been waiting for: "Fuck You It's Forever"
Forever? That was ages ago.
Feels like "Fuck you it's a poor version of what you already know" to me.
More like Fuck You It's Again.
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST CONSUME PRODUCT DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST CONSUME PRODUCT
ENDLESS TRASH!
When Hollywood inevitably remakes John Carpenter's They Live, "Don't ask questions. Just consume product." will be the perfect tagline.
Don't ask questions, consume
Or just consume
Is punchier
they will never ever reboot it, unless they change it so that when you put on the glasses the ads and products just become nicer.
@@michaelgrosberg2665 Nicer? They would rather create glasses, that you put on and they glue to your face and now all that you will see for the rest of your life will be ads...
In the remake the aliens will have a sympathetic backstory and we'll feel sorry for them.
John Cena will play Nada and sell out in the end, thinking there will be a way we can live together in peace with them.
@@richardw3052 it will turn out that the real enemy was anti-alien bigots who hated them for providing quality products or something, and they'll get crushed by a Nestle logo
Lol "How many gays?" I'd love for this to become a catchphrase somehow
It is in every producer meeting in the world.
Well having a "Case of The Not Gays" I suppose needs it's polar opposite to balance things out.
Answer: ALL THE GAYS!!! $$$€€€£££
@@larrylaffer3246It’s like poetry, it just pisses me off.
Probably one, but only in a deleted scene, and a hug that could be interpreted as representation.
Scientist Man should be explaining this to me. He's a recognizable IP.
Mike telling someone else to lay off the booze makes me laugh every time.
He's just here for the boos.
Rich Evans’ patience is next to end. The harvest begins soon.
Rich Evans could not make an appearance this video because Mike and Jay mistook him Recognizable IP Man and attempted to consume him
I want to purchase a mug that says "THIS SHOW'S RATINGS WERE SIX"
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. JUST CONSUME PRODUCT.
@@Engineer_Who DON'T ASK QUESTIONS on the side of the cup. JUST CONSUME PRODUCT printed in the bottom so you only see if after you consumed product.
Literally asking for more product.
This thumbnail truly is art personified
I thought it was another one of their weird old videos getting recommended for no reason but it came out 2 minutes ago.
Jay is dying god bless brother
Ive been getting weird looks for the last couple years of surprise when I tell people I dont watch shows anymore. Now I can just link this video and help them understand. Thanks Mike and Jay!
I was hoping at the end of the video would be a joke reveal of Space Cop 2
Isn't it time for a remake?
Honestly we're due for a prequel that tells us how he got his iconic gun.
@@kurowasanabe And his last name, we need to know how he got the last name "Cop"
We need a Space Cop/Robocop crossover.
That's right jay
People are worried that AI will lead to endless garbage with no original content. But we're already there.
As I keep saying, bring on the AI generated content. It's impossible to be worse than the current state of entertainment, and no one should lose sleep over these hacks losing their jobs.
@@v12vanquish135 It's true. AI will be the ultimate litmus test for the shitbird screenwriters of this drivel. Nothing sparks creativity better than an empty belly. At least an AI could slap together this trash without the cynicism dripping from every orifice of these asshats.
I think they're more worried that not only will AI replace human creative workers, but the product will be even more incoherent than if one of these union scab, lead-huffing plastic-sack COVID brains had made this stupid assed streaming slop themselves.
Natural idiocy will beat artificial intelligence 11 times out of 10.
we're living in a dystopia, but not the cool kind
That mantra hits too real..I feel like every corporation wishes it for everyone. "Don't ask questions. Just consume products."
I'm petitioning for a reboot on media and entertainment as a whole.
I say go for it!! :-)
Looking forward to the prequels and sequels of this reboot
with Jack Black as Rich Evans
I have never paid for a streaming service. Why would you watch any of this garbage with all the actually weird and obscure trash you can find on the internet?
Bingo. Start with black and white silents.
Time Bandits being canceled means there is a god. I’ve never been more insulted by recognizing a name before.
What was it?
@@davidesspavid4573 a tv show on apple that used the name of one of the most creative movies ever made. I cannot recommend the movie enough.. the tv show was an insult.
ah it was fine. dont be a grouch, my kids liked it
@@mccallosone4903 It was shit
@@mccallosone4903 as long as they enjoyed it. To me it lacked the creative magic of the original.
Just a dad with his son that's going through chemotherapy. Stay strong you two!
You made me spit out my coffee.
That doesn’t look anything like our darling Princess Kate. God Bless You Ma’am.
I laughed so damn hard with this comment
What's horrifying is that Mike is only 1 year older than Jay. Think about that for a moment...
Lost a bet ,jay?
“Rey? Rey who?”
DONT ASK QUESTIONS JUST CONSUME PRODUCT
We're a couple years into an eternal January at this point
It's always winter... never Christmas
And November will be very interesting for the Merican people.😮😮😮
We must be in Australia then because I've been huffing woodsmoke for months
'Is it laced within my DNA? To be braced in endless January...?'
They forgot the Harry Potter reboot, which just might turn out to be the most absurd one of them all.
re-imagined for modern audiences
@@bah93211 cause we need more gays and trans in a magical school
Let me guess: with no JK Rowling involvement and with 80%-non-gender conforming quota?
I didn't even know that was a thing, highly doubtful i'll watch it and yet it'll still probably make bank
I hope it will be in line with today's left wing sensibilities, so that 10 years down the line they have to redo it because it will be considered outdated again
Wow... we've literally reached the whole "They Live", "CONSUME", "NO THOUGHT" scenario, haven't we?
My favorite part is when some media website tries to gaslight me into thinking "everyone" is watching a show.
Bro what are you talking about? Star Wars: Acolyte was a cultural phenomenom that everyone watched and loved.
@@phoenixsplash135More like a phenomenon where the haters didn't even bother to watch.
The Penguin ? ... I don't care at all about that crap. The Batman was boring enough as it was .. side character spin off with a 'grounded' premise using a popular superhero property to sell another boring ass police procedural or 'crime drama' ... NO THANKS
@@phoenixsplash135 I didn't even know it existed, so couldn't watch it nor hate it.
I don't watch a lot of stuff any longer; how much disappointment does one need in their life?
me, I've filled up and don't bother any longer.
"Me and my only two friends all watched it, and I saw an angry opinion piece about it on my TikTok feed, so that's how I know everyone has watched it!"
Thank goodness Avatar 11 was cancelled.
The Avatar Prequel mini-series however..
I can’t wait for avatar 12
You're wrong, they just moved every movie, one further, to make place for a movie between 10 and 11. They call it the Infinite Avatar Hotel.
@@ComicBookGuy82"Fellini's Avatar 10 1/2"
It was unfortunately necessary after it's lead "Molesty Mitchell" was arrested on SA charges, a truly surprising situation.
Though there's rumors that it'll still happen with "touchy terry" green screened into all Mitchell's scene's!
Okay, that ending was a perfect fever dream
I find the best way to not be overwhelmed by the flood of new programs is to comfort watch the same four or five shows over and over again.
It's what I do with thr original Star Trek, Outer Limits, Twilight Zone,
Lost in Space and The Prisoner. At this point I can recite the lines before the actors. I also enjoy Irwin Allen's
Ludicrous shows.😂😂😂😮
1. Fargo
2. Mad Men
3. Sopranos
What else?
I guess Breaking Bad? That was the last show I remember watching week to week. I think that's a big reason why a lot of these shows are forgotten is because they all get unloaded at once and not week to week which means fans aren't going to be talking about it as much. Compare an 8 episode series released week by week compared to a series dumped all at once. One is gonna have hype and word of mouth over two months and the other is gonna be gushed over for the first week or so and then forgotten about by the main public other than die hards. I know its fun to binge a show as soon as it comes out but some shows need that slow burrrn. @@jimvortakana7316
@@jimvortakana7316deadwood. 8th watch currently
@@jimvortakana7316 Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Peaky Blinders . . . what are next?
I love you please don't die
We joke but that would be horrible.
They're getting old as shit, soon Mike will just be cackling at a live stream of himself as he fades away
No one’s ever really gone
Don’t worry, they can recast with Joseph Gordon Levett, Kevin James and Jack Black.
If they die, they can become ghosts and speak to us through Zak Bagans
Recently I've started to see ads for apps providing "bite-sized series". I fear that's where the bigger productions are headed too. Nothing that requires complex production or much attention, just cut everything into small bits you can scroll through on exclusive apps accessible through subscriptions. It'll take another decade or so but we'll get there.
That’s been done and failed. Remember Quibi?
I'm not convinced that specific failure is indicative of where overall developments in media consumption will lead us.
But certainly it is good to remember that nothing's set in stone.
“Told you dummies!” They really did 😭
I hope that "cancelled" asset gets a lot of use over the next few years
The montage of shows at the start was insane. I've heard of less then half of them, and what can you even watch them on is such a good question.
The fact that shows are a MUCH bigger time investment than a film makes their proliferation even more baffling. Seriously, how do the studios expect people to even be able to watch them all in a single human lifetime?!
I watched Dead Boy Detective Agency and cannot remember anything about it other than how many times I thought about how there was no way this show was getting a second season
The question is really why would you watch them?
All I want is the Rich Evans origin story, and i'll even let Amazon handle it.
Finally we get to know the real story about the origin of that high pitch laugh and what really happened when he almost burned down nana's house making fried potatoes.
Rich Evans shat in my pantaloons.
A negro version I hope
Dick Rises: Birth of the Birthday Boy
The editing here is amazing O.O
This is why I love RLM, the go with a bit that starts off funny, stops being funny, but goes on long enough to circle back around to being funny.
Yes! The Sideshow Bob Stepping On Rakes gag
The "I am Steve" clip had me laughing by the fifth time, it's insane
The Seth MacFarlane attempt at humor, except these hack frauds are actually funny.
"Is the producer Grok" is the best line from this whole thing lol
That reference flew completely over my head, the only Grok I know is from that Heinlein book.
Thank god Mike brought back the Plinkett voice, I was worried there wouldn't be anything I recognize in this video.
Props to you guys for putting so much effort into a description that 4 people are going to read. Which is about how many people are going to watch Iron Heart
I read it! Who are the other three?
Make that 6!
You convinced me,
was looking for a comment to mention the description
Those four then became 59...
I’m actually watching this anticipating RLM announcing the launch of their own streaming service.
Scavenger’s Reign is legitimately one of the best sci-fi tales full stop
And not a SINGLE Fast and Furious movie in sight…
A minor miracle.
I'll take all the good news I can get!
Are you saying there will be two or more??
I like that Acolyte is followed immediately by what looks like "Episode 1 Obi-Wan Gets Wasted In Vegas"
"We were somewhere around Mos Eisley, on the edge of the dune sea, when the spice began to take hold."
Seeing Ewan McGregor get wasted while doing slots would be infinitely more entertaining than all the Disney Star Wars content combined
It's been too long since the boys had a nice good long venting session
Modern entertainment is indistinguishable from those bizarre fandom wikis where every page is a description for a Toy Story sequel that doesn't exist and also inexplicably features hundreds of cartoon characters you've never heard of from seperate franchises
Everything is lore based now
Autism won!
Like Pooh's Adventures Wiki?
@@jaybirdmendez5345 I never thought that Pooh's Adventures would even be within the approximately of a RLM. I bet Rich Evens if he ever saw the wiki will have his mind fucking blown
Everything is fanfic
I miss the days when studios just expected sequels to make less and less money.
Entertainment wasn’t as saturated as it is now. There’s so much STUFF now that very little of it stands out as special or memorable anymore, particularly when so much of it is intentionally formulaic and meant to appeal to ADD TikTok addicts
Phenomenal job on restoring the Jay puppet. However, I believe it needs some cleaning, especially the large stain surrounding it's mouth. Jim Henson must've manufactured this as a new Wilkins mascot.
I'm not sure words can adequately express how happy I am whenever I hear the Plinkett voice. I miss you, Harry S. Plinkett.
Is this the ghost investigation episode? It's scary af
This was ironically one of the more creative and funniest things I’ve watched this year.
The Avatar bit was funny at around 7-8, then it got stale. But then it got funny again at around 18-19.
It took me a while to recover from Fire and Ass
IMO Avatar 13 was a real knee-slapper
If the time gap between 1 and 2 returns, by Avatar 20 they will be documentaries.
I'm sure the actual movies will be same
Don't ask product. Consume questions.
This Make-A-Wish child is so brave. Coodoes to Mike for making his wish come true!
Sheer genius.
Jay has finally given up. he has realized how little effort he has to put in and still be the HotOne....
Nah, just embracing his inner Tyler Durden
but mike is the hot one?
Still can't beat Dick the birthday
@@Gemmycobson I would kill to see Mike on Hot Ones.
Only the Nerd Crew can save us now..
I'm excited about the next 5,847 Star Wars movies involving Darth Vader's AI-generated voice...... I love it. Greatest Star Wars Ever!!!
Don't ask product, just consume questions
Well its obvious what needs to happen - Hollywood needs to greenlight the Red Letter Media series: "Mr. Plinkett Reviews - Half in the Bag - A Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst Tale: The re:View presented by The Nerd Crew... a prequel"
i think we just watched that in this very video 😂
Always "What are Next?" and Never "How are What are Next?"
The delivery of "Did that play on the moonnnn?" made me spit out my drink, laughing.
Did you know they remade a gender swapped Mattlok on Paramount Plus starring Kathy Bates as Mattlok?
This feels like a cry for help
They show so many shows I've never heard of in the first minute, I feel like I've forgotten shows I do know.
Scavenger's Reign is well worth a watch if you like thoughtful sci-fi!
Listen to @chrismsutcliffe! Just consume product!
2:10 I am glad Mr. Plinkett is still able to list things for you guys despite being retired.
This is unironically more entertaining than 90% of the mentioned products will be
0:41 - Scavenger's Reign is actually a masterpiece in animation and storytelling... if it came out in 80's or 90's it would've been BIG.
If only MAX bothered to promote it and made the show available outside the US...I was willing to become a new subscriber, but it never got here (in the EU).
it would have been big if it had been given any amount of advertising at all
There's still hope. Netflix bought the rights, so spread the word to others to watch it there.
@@dormant_informant I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix now. (At least it is in the UK.)
All the remotes in my house started to levitate! 😂
Don’t ask questions, just consume products.
Perfect start to a Monday.
Good to start the week on a high note
I recognise RLM. I clapped. It's red! He Rich'ed. I cried butterfly tears. This is peak fire. RLM is back, baby!
I am waiting for the reboot of the Plinket Reviews, the remake of the Episode One Plinket review, and finally, the long-awaited Episode 9 review! :D
The part where they were repeating "Don't ask questions, just consume product!" was borderline experimental.
Nah they just regurgitated old memes. Truly hollywood is in every aspect of media
@@gesi7072 What you say might be right... But, still don't invalidate his point. The way it was shot and it's atmosphere definitely gives off experimental vibes.
Borderline experimental was how Jay described that scene from that Resident Evil film. So even this comment is a rebooted idea!!
You can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep
When they said "Don't ask questions, just consume product", what did they REALLY MEEEEEEEEEn
I guess they mean "let broken tvs broken and don't buy new ones, go outside ffs"
You know how many streaming services I'm subscribed to?
None. And this video shows why.
After watching this, there is a sadness inside of me, that is deeper than the oceans and higher than mike while writing this.
That sadness was always there, you suddenly realize, for years you have carried it silently as you bought product and used product and then discarded product. You think back and remember product that made you happy, product that made your life easier and product that made you laugh and how you may not have realized they were all just masking the void inside your heart that was slowly growing larger.
Day after day you see the world lurch forward in directions you don't like or recognize whilst you are left behind in a past that never existed. You remember a time when you didn't rely on product to define your life and your time but then your mind became twisted and your life became miserable.
You look dispassionately at a picture of your wife and wonder where it all went wrong, was it when you cheered for the phantom menace? Was it when you screamed "woooo" at the dark knight? Was it earlier when you bought a beanie baby or a pog? Was it earlier than that when your parents bought you a transformer pillow or before you were born when Elvis sold "I hate elvis merch" to people that hated him because must buy product, must consume.
It is the only thing that will make you happy now, there is no going back. Even if product is bad and brings no joy, you must consume and buy more product, you cannot fill the void you can only mask it and cover it with a flimsy makeshift blockade of shabbily made content and if you ever stop and fail to build the barricade anew it will ultimately be your soul that is consumed as you are now the product and nothing but the void will remain.
"Fantastic Four: The Definition of Madness!"
This is The first MCU one😊
Ghostbusters: Frozen Entry
Tomb Raider: The Next Cancelled Installment
Resident Evil: Not Another One
I Am Steve
Scavengers Reign was an Emmy nominated masterpiece that deserves universal praise.
the little Mike in the corner that says "cancelled" is too good
The one time I was waiting for a video of Mike talking about ghosts and we got this. Truly my expectations were subverted.
5:41 that shot of Jay with his arms up and Mike superimposed over him while they both half smile is magical
This video has more artistic integrity, originality, and passion than all of those IP’s combined.
"I, am Steve!"
I really enjoyed Jay Payne 3, I like the part when Jay goes to the favelas and the residents force him to see star trek
My internet connection dropped literally as Jay said, “Where can I pirate it?”
talk to Mr. Plinkett's GHOOOOOST
No one's ever really gone
I CLAPPED I CLAPPED WHEN HE DID THE PLINKETT VOICE
They finally have the means to do so
New ideas are scary...