HR Deals with Newsroom Failed Threesome
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- Опубликовано: 4 дек 2019
- This is a sequel to the previous Newsroom Failed Threesome where we find out the Anchor, her husband and the Weather Girl all attempted a threesome that went horribly... they're still dealing with it months later.
Writers: Gina Phillips & Julie Nolke
Actors: Gina Phillips, Pete Decourcy & Julie Nolke
Huge thank you to Don Ferguson Productions for allowing us to use their space. Also a big thanks to Gina Phillips, Pete Decourcy and Samuel Larson for helping make this possible along with all of my patrons. Sign up for my Patreon here: patreon.com/julienolke 
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Just curious, why did you comment this so long after posting?
@@HelloHello-hv1kd Sore fingers?
@@MrGregorSF lmao😂
we need the next chapter please.
the threesome skits are one of the best ones . please do a part three...
Biggest boost to Jerry's self esteem ever!!!
Jeremy __ I wanted to like your comment but it currently had 69 likes
Good job Jerry
Tbh I wouldn't know whether to be flattered or offended. The way they got there was half insulting him lol.
Jeremy __ these ladies could give me an “Erection inspection” anytime
@@Dakarai_Knight Yup. he will for sure have no power in that matchup. PROBABLY why the husband ended up crying in a corner. they should stop messing around with men and just go for it. ;)
Jerry getting good karma from taking care of his mom
I think their point was that he is irredeemably single so no other connections so easier to set up the threesome.
Well hopefully his parents never drugged him as an child. He might have half decent parents worth taking care of.
@@moguldamongrel3054 - Phenergan keeps kids quiet on a long car ride. Apparently. Someone told me.
Yep, because sex with attractive women is a totally a reward for behavior. Cool take-away.
Yeah, so Jerry about your mom and the fibromyalsa, sorry about that. Died from it years ago.
Jerry at the end with that little smile,"Who's the MAN!"
I AM!
@@takeru51 you're an anime girl
"Still got it"😏
Oh my merciful God
He's being cute
So the people at comedy central continue to air garbage while these folks have to pitch their patreon.
These people have talent. I agree with you. This is quality humor and entertainment.
Unfortunately that is they way....Julie is funny!
Well, I just joined. $12.00 a month is a steal for this genius. Fair point though, this is pure talent, not like the garbage we're fed all the time.
I've completely left comedy central I don't like seeing Amy of their content any more because recently it's been terrible...
Jerry's selling chocolate covered almonds to keep the lights on
Most guys dream of this scenario, but would actually have no idea how to respond to it.
Actually you just say yes.
Ive been in this situation.. just say yes. Any other thought or comment in your head is just making it harder than what it ACTUALLY is.
I feel like it would be a trick
I had one girl at work do something like this to me many years ago. I said no because I was afraid of losing my job due to the non fraternization policy, but ended up giving in later as the willpower was slowly drained out of me over time.
When in doubt, what would rocco do? WWRD
‘You just have to find the right three to your some’ ...very wise words
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm so happy I found you from the quarantine video.... you got a new subbie. Hilarious
Welcome!!
Remarkably YT "recommended for you" your skit about your online ordering in the sidebar...that was a nicely put together routine...so I sub'd...I have only watch a few so far...the mirror performances are great...in regard to this one, I bet Jerry had an extra spring in his step and went home and actually made up his waterbed...although I wonder how that fact was known...that he had a waterbed...
Same here! Now I am binging!
Canadians RULE!!!
same!!
In my head, she breaks up with Dean and the two women get together and have the happiest kinkiest marriage ever.
And her two fingers are in a permanent splint
Yeah im shipping these two too
Yeah im shipping these two too
I’m all for it
Head canon
This should be the thing everybody is talking about.
After like 3 or 4 clips, I'm hooked.
Well done, really funny stuff.
Same. Came for Pandemic, stayed for fun.
Let’s be honest, Dean was always the one holding that experience back. She’s better off without Dean, clearly. Also, good for Jer-Bear. Just a heads up the water bed sounds like a fun time, but the novelty wears off fast....or so I’ve heard. 😂🤣😂🤣
Waterbed in a basement, no less. You go Jerry!
Waterbeds are contraindicated when BDSM scenes are proposed.
Studs and lit candles are puncture hazards.
OSHA 2018 Reg. Section 48, page 16, paragraphs,3,4,5 and 6.
Stay safe out there people.
ellery: yes it does. It's hard to get friction going. It's like when one person thrusts down, the other one pulls away. Not because they want to, but because that is just how water works. I have no idea how they ever became a sex fad in the first place.
@@milascave2 It woks best missionary. The guy can wedge his feet in the crack at the bottom of the bed for leverage. Makes a huge difference.
maintenance is a beech on waterbeds, seriously.
Poor Jerry. Just trying to address a workplace complaint and they have to be all up on him with their wily schemes
Yeah...poor Jerry.
I am sure that he feels so sorry about how things turned out...His face says it all in the end 😂
"jerrry - was this your idea?"
Damn it Jerry!
Narrator : "It was."
i died
Awesome sketch!
This is a great followup, and I love how it spirals into a misunderstanding that the HR guy is clearly... mixed about. Kind of proud to be chosen, though his professional side is telling him "NO NO!" as you can see in his physical motions and gestures.
Great work!
linkeffect82 oh, Jerry does not looked mixed at all!
I totally believe he has spent 50 hours a week for 10 years working in an office. Great job by the actor.
“The fingers” bit is comedy genius, love it
As a middle aged dad the fingers comment went over my head. It sounded like she was talking about Visio...but I’m pretty sure she’s not talking about Microsoft’s flow chart program...
@@lonnymadeux47 physio as in physiotherapy
You could be having news and weather every hour on the hour 😂😂😂😂
answer from his mouth: "thats a hard no" Answer in his eyes: "YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!!!"
This!!!
If this were real: you ladies just made his decade.
Even while it was just a sketch, he was sitting there, with these two ladies saying these things... It made his year, period. Just admit it, we all imagine being him, just for the experience of having two girls interested at the same time.
Why are they having this meeting with the door open?
Apparently you're not a man because nowadays you don't even have meetings with women one on one; I would have recorded the entire incident because this was a clear case of sexual harassment.
Do you want him to get fired and be unemployed the rest of his life?
Also, everyone already knows everything. XD
For Jerry's safety. lol
Open relationship, open door!
Run, Jerry, run! It only sounds good, but you too will end up sobbing with a pacifier.
. . .plus you will lose your job, your money and your self-respect.
worth it
He was actually blushing. That made it so much better, in my opinion.
I can just imagine the morning after Jerry walking into the kitchen to find them having a nice conversation with his mum involving reorganising his whole life. Sorry Jerry the water bed probably has to go.
I've watched this six or seven times, and I can confirm that the acting is flawless. Fucking. FLAWLESS. Amazing work.
"Jerry wants to talk to us about our behavior."
"Oh, you mean our three years of seamless on-air chemistry?"
"Nope."
"K."
15 seconds in and its like I'm watching a Sorkin script, just great stuff
Jerry should have said "I'm HR, not a marriage counselor."
I'm a doctor, not a moon-shuttle conductor!
“Jerry......was this your idea?👀”
😂💀
The problem with a threesome is that there is way more planning needed than most people realize (if you want everyone to have a great time that is)
Please, keep the advice going....😉
Honestly, also true of one-on-one sex.
Idk I’ve had a good impromptu one, everyone def had a good time
the wrong snack is usually where it all goes off the rails.
If there's marriage involved, it often results in problems afterwards. People are individualists no matter what, and even if, say, one's wife believes that she has nothing against having her husband associate with another woman, if she sees he's enjoying it and feels he's doing it more that it is with herself, she might change her mind later. There are always exceptions, of course, but more often than not, end results are not nice.
There's a saying "if you want to lose your friend, lend him money", there should be a similar one for this case.
So while most healthy males and some females have such fantasies, acting out on then can have dire consequences, unfortunately.
A good alternative is "virtual threesomes with a fictional third partner", but this too is a grey area and I wouldn't ever attempt that unless you've been together with my partner for a long, long time.
"that's a hard no" is HR gold. completely unrealistic with those two driving the topic, but still... respect, Jerry. way to be!
This whole time I was thinking "why did they leave the door open for an HR meeting?" XD
I was thinking, “This is why you never have a clock in the background of a video.”
I think they do in real life. Remember: 2 women with a man. It's safer for all of them. This way nobody can say "s/he did that" and start a lawsuit.
You could be having news and weather ever hour, on the hour.
Bless
You look like off brand Pam Beasley
I'm not sure I get the exact innuendo...
@@TragoudistrosMPH I’m assuming one of them reports news and one of the reports weather lol.
Am i the only one who wants a part three where it works out perfectly for them all and they're all surprised and happy
In none of these does Julie end up being happy. She is a tragic hero.
I mostly want one where it's the just two girls. Sitting stunned that Jerry rocked their world and now they don't know how to move on. And then cut to work, where Jerry is in his bosses office (whoever runs the network, an older woman) who is taking the feedback as an opportunity to punish Jerry with a new assignment for her and her struggling marriage.
You can have News and Weather every hour, on the hour just killed me.
Julie, Gina, and Pete, you guys were wonderful
"You could be having news and weather every hour on the hour." DANNNNNNGGG SONNN
You could have news and weather on the hour every hour...legend !!
hehe thanks!
Jerry is living proof that not all heroes wear capes
Got a Tonka truck ad at the end of this video. That’s the wrong direction RUclips. Awkward
I can think of several videos you have done, Julie, that really deserved to have a sequel (We know about Laura's pumpkin-carving skills, but how well does she interact with Trick-or-Treaters showing up at her door? What did Jamie Oliver think of your livestream? What if the World's Worst Tattoo Artist hired an apprentice?), and this was certainly one of them. It didn't disappoint, and in fact, it opens up the possibility for another sequel somewhere down the road, IMO. Very creative, as usual, and very believable performances from all involved.
Yeah but post the sequel on a different tube site if you know what I'm saying ;)
Your channel is definitely helping me get through quarantine, Julie Nolke.
I've learned so much I never wanted to know, about ANYONE, about these characters. Yet... I can't stop watching. What have you done to me, Julie? What have you DONE to me!?!?!?
Their energy is so chaotic and it's EVERYTHING!!
Dean is the antagonist of this esteemed two-part series and Jerry’s the unexpected side character that helps the two heroines there’s certainly no doubt about it
That pivot was inspired and completely unexpected. I am still giggling...
2020 word-of-the-year:
pivot
The fingers... 🤣
I have a new appreciation for "news and weather, on the hour, every hour.." 😆🤣
And this is why HR needs cameras in meetings 😂😂
No way , then he couldn't go with it.
Wow, I am such a Julie fan now. The writing and acting in these is amazing. 😂 Thank you Julie! New subscriber here. 🙌🏻💕
"To be clear, I'm living with my Mom because she has fibromyalgia." Lol
I just wonder if Jerry managed to get the funding for his mom's fibromyalgia?
"I'm sore-y I don't know how to light, Gina!"
Lol loved this
Lol, them simultaneously looking at Jerry for their third was as satisfying as it was telegraphed...
This is actually comedic gold! I never would've come up with an idea that original
OMG! How did I just came across this?!
You ladies (and the forgettable guy) are hilarious!
Consider me hooked!
And we now have our king and we shall call him jerry
The first time I saw this I spent the whole time trying to figure out when the workplace threesome was a plot point on the HBO show Newsroom. Smh.
I’ve watched this skit now about 10 times. One of the best things on the internet.
OMG- this was great! Fine comedic writing - and performances. Thank you.
Love love love your sketches and especially this one because it's a sequel! How you are so amazing, i still wonder 😍
you're absolutely hilarious--never stop making these!
I would love to get a part 3 of this, showing exactly how bad it went with Jerry 😂😂😂😂
This is so damn funny! Thank you! I loved both parts of this. Now I need to see if there's a sequel to this one lol
This is one of the videos I started on and after all this time, Weather Girl Julie is still my favorite Julie of all the Julies. Probably won't see more of her, at least for a while, but I hope she isn't retired yet!
My penguin tattoo has raised some questions so she shouldn't feel so bad.
Is it captioned "Daddy's Girl" ?
"Jerry, was this your idea?"
Oh yes! A storyline! Wasn't sure this could get any better! 😁 Thank you Julie, and thank you Ryan George!
"What do you think Jerry?" ....This is bringing up some terrible memories and it is making me super uncomfortable.... great video.
5:19 The most Canadian pronunciation of “sorry” ever.
I’m a confident man... and I am pretty sure I would handle this like Jerry....
Same.......and same.
We need a continuation of this series
God damn. This channel is awesome. How the hell is it not more popular. Excellent acting and awkward fun 😂😂😂
So do you think they left the room and then giggled and said, something like the following:
"Do you think he bought it?"
"Oh yeah, he definitely bought it. Did you see him? You were great."
"Thanks, because for a while there I thought we were going to be on the unemployment line."
Jerry, it's a trap.
This is an example of how sometimes things escalate so quickly....
I stumbled across your channel and the "Mirror Image" bit drew me in. You have really excellent range. Keep up the hilarious content✌️
I'm loving these skits. Thank you as I love the humor.
Lmao This is freaking hilarious I'm so happy to have found this channel 😂 keep up the great work and content
I’m soooo happpyyy this exists
You guys are really good, keep putting them in videos Julie
Glad I found you when I saw your quarantine video. Subscribed right away. You're very funny.
Jerry waving his hands like a Jedi.
"What do YOU think, Jerry?"
That was a nice one.
Great job, guys. Keep up the good work.
How is your acting always on point, all of you - just amazing.
I actually loved this skit. We’re they just running a game to get Jerry from HR off their backs or will this actually become some future fling
This whole thing (including the first threesome sketch) was so hilarious, full of such funny moments.
I don't comment usually but after watching the first video and this follow up I had to subscribe and say you are all hilarious. The acting and the script are professional grade in my opinion.
This sketch is so well done. No joke 😂
Completely unrealistic. "HR" should be a 55 year old woman that is in the position because they have no training or qualifications and made it there from reception and have nowhere else to go in the company, and she should be taking out all her resentment and anger on the employees in the most passive aggressive way possible. You can switch out the age for a 23 year old with no life or work experience and a degree in Art History that has been in the role less than 6 months and is now an "Senior HR Advisor".
Been there?? So right you described my old City hr staff to a T. Then when we got a good looking one in there, she started having affairs with all the married guys who were accused is social harassment.... So there is that
Holy Sh**, that is so true!
Wow, you guys have had some awful HR. My HR folks are amazing!
Sounds like my current HR
You're mistaken about the purpose of HR. It's there to protect the company. If your company isn't getting sued, HR is doing its job.
Dear Julie, if you have ever wondered, "what is the best skit I have ever done". It's this one. Hands down. Yup, even better than "talking to past self Julie during the pandemic skits" Which are amazing by the way. But nope, it's this one.
I agree! Once in a while I come to rewatch it.
This channel is the greatest sketch comedy series ever.
Oh my GAWD!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Beyond hilarious. I Wish the real world were more open to this.
And that is how Jerry lost his job in HR.
… but gained some valuable life experience.
Hahaha this was even funnier than the on-air one. And Jer Bear was adorable at the end (I would’ve reacted the same tbh). 🤣😂🤣😂
Top notch comedy. Thanks, guys!
Such a great video, and Pete Decourcy just kills it.
“Bye Jer Bear.” Loved it!
*Damn the level of Acting and the Quality of Script, Julie you are one level of Versatile person I have seen. And you are beautiful* ❤️😍😊
I’m also pleasantly astounded at the quality of this sketch! Guess I let my standards of typical YT content drop during these weeks of bingeing.
Great sequel! Want a prequel! A detailed, multi-camera prequel.
Wow, damn, you made a sequel?!! You all are fckn geniuses, I don't think many people would dare to return to even a great a sketch like the first one. Thanks for the laughs.. and "Jer Bear". I wish him well.
Free up all the freezer space the teething rings are taking up. lmao.
.... and that's the most action HE'S gonna get all year
OMG your acting is to DIE FOR
this seriously needs to be a whole series :=)