Holy shit! Peanut was on a roll tonight! He was being so savage! This is why I love Jeff's work, he makes them seem like they're their own person and he's hilarious! Never stop Jeff ❤️
Saw Jeff a couple of years ago (2012?) and I r a ally love all his programs. I laugh hysterically even though I've seen them time-after-time. He's the best ventriloquist of all time.
Jeff: Good evening, José José: Hola, señor, "Heff" Jeff: Alright. It's good to see you José: Gracies, señor "Heff" Peanut: 'scuse me! Jeff: What? Peanut: Who the hell is "Heff"? Jeff: He said Jeff Peanut: No, he said "Heff" Jeff: It's the same thing Peanut: Uh, NO, it's not. José, what'd you say? José: I say señor "Hgeff" Peanut: What the fu-- now he said "Hgeff"! Jeff: It's all the same Peanut: Wha-- Didn't you watch Sesame Street? Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff, and Hgeff is Hgeff (Singing) One of these things just doesn't belong here!
Peanut: I have a question for Jose (Josie). José: My name is José. Peanut: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were in America speaking frickin' English. But, I didn't see a little "chicka" (') over the e, which magically changes Jose (Josie) into frickin' José. And I didn't see a "nya" (~) over n, which changes Jalapeno into Jalapeño. So a "nya" (~) over the n and "chicka" over the e… two keys I can never frickin' find on a frickin' keyboard... Apparently It's a secret known only to the Mexicans. So, José, when you're typing-- Oh, I'm sorry...
Peanut: BUT I didn't see the little *chku* over the e, which magically changes Josie into fricken José. and I didn't see the *nyuh* over the n which turns halaPEENYO into jalapeño. The *nyuh* over the n, and the *chku* over the e, two keys cannot fricken find on a fricken KEYBOARD!
I know mr Dunham doesn't read these things, but, I would love to see a full 15+ minutes routine of Jose and peanut doing an all out "yo moma" battle! No holds barred!
WOW, the number of people who can type what was said in the video...someone get these people a job quick. I am so glad you guys typed what was said, it all makes perfect sense now. (eye roll)
Peanut is and will always be my favorite of all of your characters ...u are such an accomplished and talented and of course gifted talent that brings so much joy to billions of people, even in there lowest of low times in there lifes, you can't help but to laugh when you watch your amazing performance....u are truly such a positive soul to this really sad and broken world.,,for that I can't thank you enough for all that you do for so many everyday..,real talk and no butt kissing intended in any way..,Bless you and wishing you many many more years and years of success to come Jeff...100% :--)
A ~ over the N and a ´ over the E are two keys I can never freaking find on a freaking KEYBOAAARD!! Apparently it's a secret known only to the Mexicaaans! So Jose when you're typing-- OH, I'M SORRY!!
Peanut: Where is your green card? José: It's in my other stick. (Jeff and Peanut look at his stick then at each other.) Peanut: (Whispers) Did you know he had another stick? Jeff: (Whispers) I had no idea.
what were some of the first phrases in enlgish did you learn? "will you help me push my car?" "does this ID look real?" will you stop it? "where's the nearest home depot?" stop it! "actually the last one was true" maybe he got his second stick there.
Holy shit! Peanut was on a roll tonight! He was being so savage! This is why I love Jeff's work, he makes them seem like they're their own person and he's hilarious! Never stop Jeff ❤️
Well eventually we all stop
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"I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him."
I'm done.
Good idea. I'm not a big fan of Peanut.
@@Starsk25 achmed is my favorite peanut & walter are tied for second place
Peanut is the funniest!
LOL "you're on a stick, stick ca-ca, jeff-fa-fa, ha-ha-ha!" I love Peanut!
S Lowry Xd me too
Stephanie A. Lowry me too 😅
It’s actually ha-ha-ha
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I love that part! It’s freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂
Peanut: “You’re on a stick…Stick ca ca, Jeff fa fa, ha ha ha” 😂😂😂😂😂 I swear I can’t breath
"i Have a question for josee"
Jeff Dunham always makes me laugh every time. And every time when I laugh I can't breath that my chest hurts 🤣😂❤️💕
@@jesse4767same 😂😂😂😂
Josè- I have my green card
peanut- where is your green card?
Josè- it's in my other stick
*Jeff and peanut both look down*
Peanut: "Did you know it comes out?"
Jeff: "I had no idea..."
Beth Sunde daaang
Beth Sunde LMAO
*josé
They're both thinking the same thing, and it ain’t pretty
stick - cah -cah
jeff - fa -fa
ha-ha-ha
I laughed so hard
That got me so good I nearly died laughing 😂😂😂
This is the best one he did
😂😆😂😆
Peanut IS CRAZY😜😁
"Did you know he had another stick??"
"I had no idea!"
"Do you know what that meansss?"
"What?"
"It means that one comes ouT!!!!"
Mauro X. E. K. So what?
HE DOESN'T HAVE AN AAAASS!!!
Mauro X. E. K. I KNOOOOOW
ahahahhahahah
Saw Jeff a couple of years ago (2012?) and I r a ally love all his programs. I laugh hysterically even though I've seen them time-after-time. He's the best ventriloquist of all time.
I do to
I saw the clip once, but lost it. Anyone has a link? Thanks.
Peanut is by far the most offensive, obnoxious, and rude characters this guy works with.
He's my favorite
That is kind of the point.
Ong
True❤
Same
For me it a tie between Peanut and Walter.
Jeff: Good evening, José
José: Hola, señor, "Heff"
Jeff: Alright. It's good to see you
José: Gracies, señor "Heff"
Peanut: 'scuse me!
Jeff: What?
Peanut: Who the hell is "Heff"?
Jeff: He said Jeff
Peanut: No, he said "Heff"
Jeff: It's the same thing
Peanut: Uh, NO, it's not. José, what'd you say?
José: I say señor "Hgeff"
Peanut: What the fu-- now he said "Hgeff"!
Jeff: It's all the same
Peanut: Wha-- Didn't you watch Sesame Street? Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff, and Hgeff is Hgeff
(Singing) One of these things just doesn't belong here!
+Joey Pacelli and your on a stickaka jefafa hahaha (peanut cracks me up xD)
lol
+Hunter Games lol
lol
S cancel reply
When peanut and jeff both look down and look at each other the exact same time it feels so real truly the best ventriloquist ever
Sesame Street would be really enjoyable if peanut was in it.
yeah no
ikr
That would be awesome
What exactly is Peanut supposed to be?
ya
I love Jeff he is sooo talented that got a nice close up and you still cant see his mouth moving his characters are literally alive
You can still see his throat moving, though I don't think there's much he can do about that.
Peanut: I have a question for Jose (Josie).
José: My name is José.
Peanut: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were in America speaking frickin' English. But, I didn't see a little "chicka" (') over the e, which magically changes Jose (Josie) into frickin' José. And I didn't see a "nya" (~) over n, which changes Jalapeno into Jalapeño. So a "nya" (~) over the n and "chicka" over the e… two keys I can never frickin' find on a frickin' keyboard... Apparently It's a secret known only to the Mexicans. So, José, when you're typing-- Oh, I'm sorry...
lol
I can't find those keys either I feel so frickin' stupid
+Mia Sanchez in spanish speaking countries, they're on normal keyboards... ñññññññññ
José José José José I figured it out 😊😊😊😊😁😁😁😁😂😂
do you mean josé
I use to watch this a lot as a kid & i cried laughing at peanut's chaotic humor. Really can't believe this is now 15 years old
"So, José, when you're typing... *gasp* OH I'm SORRY! "
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA *dies laughing*
Talk about hunt and peck.
@@carultch I'm sorry José
@@CasualMarioFan64 is okay I’m going to hire Achmed to kill him
“So Jose when you’re typing.. ohhh I’m sorryyyy” gets me every time 😂😂😂 @1:55 😭😭
Peanut: BUT I didn't see the little *chku* over the e, which magically changes Josie into fricken José. and I didn't see the *nyuh* over the n which turns halaPEENYO into jalapeño. The *nyuh* over the n, and the *chku* over the e, two keys cannot fricken find on a fricken KEYBOARD!
So José, when you're typing- (gasp) OH I'M SORRY
Apparently, it's a secret known only to the Mexicans.
Lol I die at that part cause it reminds me of how I feel when I want to speak Spanish on my game and I cant Lol
and when he asks Jose if hes legal
+ZeXal Finatic Kerth ratliff
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"You're A Jalapeno" "Ci Señor..... on a stick" "RIGHT!" "You're A Mexican Jalapeno" "on a stick" "RIGHT!" "Are You A LEGAL Mexican Jalapeno?"
On a stick
@@ruby2312 "RIGHT!"
I know mr Dunham doesn't read these things, but, I would love to see a full 15+ minutes routine of Jose and peanut doing an all out "yo moma" battle! No holds barred!
Yaaa
me too
Genius!!!!
I would love to see that!!
@@MonsterStar2006 I would be falling off my couch with loud laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Peanut is hilariously funny, sarcastic, and silly 😂😂😂
The way Peanut looks at Jeff whenever he says something offensive is hilarious 😂
WOW, the number of people who can type what was said in the video...someone get these people a job quick. I am so glad you guys typed what was said, it all makes perfect sense now. (eye roll)
Not even a minute into the video and I was already crying with laugh laughter.
Jeff's Dunham is the best.
Peanut: with the chku over the ee- two keys I can never freakin find on a freakin KEYBOARD!!!
I'm done, I love peanut😂😂😂
0:13-0:31 I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING. THESE SCENES HAD ME WEAK 💀💀💀💀💀
Peanut is and will always be my favorite of all of your characters ...u are such an accomplished and talented and of course gifted talent that brings so much joy to billions of people, even in there lowest of low times in there lifes, you can't help but to laugh when you watch your amazing performance....u are truly such a positive soul to this really sad and broken world.,,for that I can't thank you enough for all that you do for so many everyday..,real talk and no butt kissing intended in any way..,Bless you and wishing you many many more years and years of success to come Jeff...100% :--)
Is anybody watching this in 2024
Yes
Yes
Sí
Sí
Yep
"Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff and Hcheff is Hecchheeeff"
(singing) "One of these things just doesn't *BELONG HERE!* " (nods)
'Tonight's show is sponsored by the sound *KXXXX!"* 😀
"One of these things just doesn't belong here!" Love it. Peanut is the best and so is Jose.
0:26 I love it. Jeff is jeff, heff is heff, and HRRETH is HRRRRRRETH
"one of these things just doesn't BELONG HERE!"
A ~ over the N and a ´ over the E are two keys I can never freaking find on a freaking KEYBOAAARD!!
Apparently it's a secret known only to the Mexicaaans!
So Jose when you're typing-- OH, I'M SORRY!!
FinnishGuy47 talk about hunt and peck.
@@An_excellent_RUclips_account So José when your typing, *ooh oh I'm sorry!*
Peanut and Jose are my favorites
achmed is my favorite
Mine are Peanut, Jose, Achmed, and Walter
Hollie Ann is josè. With a chucka of the e
Hollie Ann same
You forgot the chku over the e!
This show is a classic, it Is so... Funny, and José is a classic.
My mom watches this all the time.
"Stick-ka-ka, jeff-fa-fa, ha-ha-ha." I died 😂😂😂
Christian Sumner same here! I didn’t introduce myself, my name is abby and I’m 19 and I’m obsessed with Jeff Dunham
@@abbymiller2403 it's nice to meet you Abby.
Jose: Sometimes I'm afraid for my life
Jeff: Why?
Peanut: Taco Bell 😂😂😂😂😂
"2 things I could never find on a fricken keyboard" lol got me cracked up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
peanut: stick kaka Jeff fafa haha
lmao.
0:45 old tv when there’s nothing on
You mean 0:43
"I'm sorry. We aren't in America speaking English." -Peanut, the first karen ever
This pair is brilliant. 😂😂
"So José when you're typing... Oh I'm SORRY !" 😂😂😂
Peanut is the best x)
I don’t get it
@@HeyyBrxnden José doesn't have hands, he can't type :)
"Did you know he had another stick?"
"I HAD NO IDEA!"
0:59 laughing at Walmart
Peanut: Where is your green card?
José: It's in my other stick.
(Jeff and Peanut look at his stick then at each other.)
Peanut: (Whispers) Did you know he had another stick?
Jeff: (Whispers) I had no idea.
Peanut: (whispers) you know what that means?
Jeff: (whispers) what?
Peanut: (whispers) that means THAT one COMES OUT!
0:54 It’s moments like this at make me hold my head and smile
I love how JD can make this guys look alive!
I love you! You bring so much life into the characters that I think they are real sometimes. Your amazing don't stop being frickin hilarious
Si señor I have my green card. It's in my other stick! hahahahahaha 😂😂😂 cracks me up everytime!
what were some of the first phrases in enlgish did you learn? "will you help me push my car?" "does this ID look real?" will you stop it? "where's the nearest home depot?" stop it! "actually the last one was true" maybe he got his second stick there.
1:19 Oh I'm sorry i thought we were American speaking frickin English me dying of laughter 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I will always love this part
Peanut: Your on a stick, stick-ca-ca jeff-fa-fa ha-ha makes me laugh Everytime😂😂😂😂
This gesture 1:04 had me killed for a minute 😂😂😂
0:25 jeff is jeff heff is heff haugh is haugh one these things just doesn't belong here
Brayan Gonzalez in a musical number might I add
Brayan Gonzalez its the '' heff is heff ''
Ty Miller
Brayan Gonzalez Stick-ca-ca. Jeff-af-af. Ha ha haaa
Brayan Gonzalez XD I love that part XD
I always like it when Peanut and Jose argue
man Jeff Dunham is awesome I'm laughing right now i love the acts with peanut and Jose jalapeno😂😁😄😅
they're my favorite
+Gamer Girl same
Gamer Girl I agree
Tristan Thornhill I laugh my ass of
1:05 Jeff's hand movement for peanut was so lit 🔥🔥
0:54-0:59 "stick-ka-ka, Jeff-fa-fa...ha-ha-ha" 😂😂😂😂😂
THESE TWO CRACK ME THE HELL UP.
I'm dying laughing 😂 peanuts is too much, I love him 💜
2:37
It gets me every time Peanut laughs like this, lol.
peanut: so josé when your typing, OH I'M SORRY!
talk about hunt and peck!😂🤣😂🤣
the way the wind let down peanut's fluff/hair when they looked at Jose's stick was perfect!
I laughed my ass off when I saw Jeff and peanut look at his stick then at each other, made my sides hurt
That was one of his, if not his best set 😂😂😂😂
Never watch this when ur eating or drinking! I spit my water all over my room 🤣🤣 bravo Jeff, bravo 🤣🤣
I always forget that he's the one that's actually talkin he's just so so good at what he does
Peanut's way too exciting 😆😆😆 having a friend like him would be wonderful
I was dying when peanut said
0:08 (:Who the hell is heff:)
I like how he insults everything and everyone. It’s hilarious
We need a Peanut animated series. For the love of god we need one!!!!
2:38 made me laugh hard
I love Peanut, he's hilarious
LOVE PEANUT SO DAMN HILARIOUS
When peanut made that sound it sounded like either a television or radio not getting a signal.
Peanut: Where is your green card?
Jose': It's in my other stick.
Me: LMAO 😂😂🤣😃
Peanut taking potshots at Jose is just awesome
Are you a legal Mexican jalapeño?😂😭
On a stick
"So Jose, when you're typing... * GASP * Oh, I'm SORRY!"
GOLD. FCKING GOLD.
You can hear the Aussie voice coming out 2:25
I started watching Jeff dunham because of my dad
I love it
YES! Still one of the funniest!
Stick-ca-ca Jeff-Fa-Fa Hah-Hah
Lol
Trevon Carter III
What hell
I lost it when he said Jose instead of José
Peanut is just too much. He makes me laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff, I love you're work.I went to the Disorderly Conduct show and I laughed my face off. Keep up the good work Jef-fu-fu.
2:19 Speed 2x questions.
I love peanut he's hilarious 😂😂😂😂 I can't even explain how funny this is
Peanut is HILARIOUS love watching him great laugh well done jeff. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️
0:53 Best
Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff, and CCHHHHEFF is CCHHHHEFF
1:17*peanut*OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT WE WERE IN AMERICA SPEAKING FRICKING ENGSLISH *😂😅
he is the MOST EXCELLENT of our TIME....LETS TAKE A BREAK this BEAUTIFUL MORNING
1:05 this how you look at your mom when you know you said something you weren't supposed to and you don't wanna get in trouble 😂
I love it when these 2 argue
1:50 I actually have those signs. They're on the same key! Second key from the top, far left. Maybe it only comes in Acer keyboards.
This is my life. Other than Whose Line, I live for Jeff!!
PEANUT IS MY FAVORITE😂😂😂
“Jeff is Jeff, heff is heff and HECCHFF IS HEEEECHFF.”
“🎵ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESN’T BELONG HERE. 🎵”
I LOVE PEANUT🤣 HE MAKES ME DIE ALLL THE TIMMMMMEEEE!!
Like if u agree!
We learned something: Internet exists in the Afterlife.
This guy is so funny!