Jeff Dunham Admits No Woman Has Ever Said 'Ventriloquist, That's Hot'
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Ventriloquist and comedian Jeff Dunham shares his dating story about bringing a woman home to his doll-filled apartment. Spoiler alert: It did not go well.
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dated a girl and brought her back to his place, not to get lucky but to scare the crap out of her. lol
Good sense of humor!
Sounds like something Achmed would do.
@@sergarlantyrell7847 "Silence!!! I keeeeeeeehl youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"
"I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes"
And if you get that reference, you're probably old like me.
He should have had a Chucky doll remote controlled that told her when he was out of the room that she'd better give him some!
If Jeff ever makes a female character, she’d NEVER let him talk.
😂😂😂
ironfae lol
MiketheYung God 😜😂👍
He did. Watch the movie Dinner For Schmucks
Brandon Smith
Haven’t seen it yet but I’ll check it out. 👍
You don't need a female character for that, just Peanut!!! He does it all the time!🤣🤣🤣
Legend has it, Jeff is still trying to finish his story
😂
Lol
For real 😆
No kidding. Women can never shutup and say nothing.
@@TexasDog3 personal experience? 🤣
$60 million net worth for not being normal. Go Jeff!!!!!!
Seen him 2 times and the second time was nice this past October
$140 million actually
@@filwanz4021 even better
@@filwanz4021 150M now
The money's nice, but I'd prefer to be a damn good vent, like Ray Allen!!
JEFF-FA-FAAAAAAA!!!
DUN-HAAAAAAM!
Dot commmm
You're the other white meat :)
.com😂😂😂
.com
You wouldn't do well in prison, come on puppet boy, make your daddy talk.
Rich Ventriloquist: That's Hot
Poor Ventriloquist: That's weird
The richest ventriloquist / stand up ever - super hot guessing
@@swav.zielin With Cool Cars
Soo true. I drive a convertable. Im not exactly Bradd pitt in the looks department.
Me hitting on girls: eugh no thanks
Girls see my car: Hey !!!!
I mean that's what 90 percent of all attention to guys are
Richest ventriloquist: it's a sexual harassment charge.
It's hard enough to tell a story to one woman, but two women is damn near impossible
Hey now!
@Wayne Green not my family. my family my dad likes to hear himself talk & hold a conversation with himself, that's how he is with everybody. you can't get a word in. ever. and I mean EVER😅 like even when you think he's finally done and you wanna comment something off what he said, if he's not.... oh boy it's drama😅 that's putting it nicely (very offended) but he'll walk in and cut everyone else off, he expects from others what he isn't willing to give to them- just to share my own personal experience that contradicts your rude comments and jaded perception. your bias is showing taking what everyone was laughing about into something else entirely. it comes down to individual basis. and I really respect jeff for how he handles the situation keeping it light, that's how a mature adult should do it, no matter which way it goes.
@@bobafrost7366 Oh Lord, another one complaining about their dad 🥱
3 women its a lynch ing...
@@LumpyNutz My pops is the opposite says just the right amount... then walks away he's done! No rebuttal no answer no questions... just walks away... now I see why, its just not worth the energy...
Hes the coolest ventriloquist
Patti Chambley hes the only one ik tbh😂
GamingFreak28 you forgot Terry Fator
Mohammad Rafi dont know who that is so will have to search him up but thank you
GamingFreak28 yeah and also he won season 2 of agt
Mohammad Rafi Ah right thank you for letting me know
Never go on a talk show with 2 women if you ever want to finish your story
Pam Thompson #realatable
Especially Kelly that can talk. 😂😂
Agreed
Just shut up! Let the guy tell the story.
Or be in any room with 2 women
The constant interrupting is annoying. Let Jeff tell the story
Jesus I know.
It’s the kelly clarkson show it’s all about her.
Ya, Two Broke Girls is over. Shut the hell up!
I KNOW!
Should got to Graham Norton. Everybody finishes their stories there without any problems. He's the best talk host ever.
Legend says he is still completing the story.. 😶😶😶
"LET ME GIVE YOU THE STORY" (0:49)....ladies, let the man talk
Jeff’s a cool dude. A quick wit and very personable. It’s no wonder he’s been such a success.
Great guy
The story of how he met his wife might spoil your impression a bit.
@@dkix89 Why? His first wife was through his shows basically. Second wife was shadier though, I think:
Actually, he earned his success due to his perseverance, diligence and hard work. He started in elementary school doing reports, soon after he started doing gigs. His first few decades were full of rejection and he had to show to everybody ventriloquism is not an old and forgotten vaudevillian act. You can read everything about this in his autobiography.
@@dkix89 Like walter said... He rolled up and picked her up from school LOL
My 7 year old son practices ventriloquism daily. He loves Jeff Dunham and Sherry Lewis(lamb Chop)
He's gonna keep the legacy alive.
Chenoa Bryan my 8 year old is scared of mine lol
There was a girl that did ventriloquism in Americas got talent a few years ago that he should watch too. Her name is... Darci? I think?
@@assassinforever19 Darci Lynne. She's pretty good and worth watching.
@@douglasarnold5310 is your dummy named Slappy?
Jeff is one of the best comedians EVER. This guy is so underrated, he's a genius.
You need to get out more! 🤣
@@jamespasifull3424 you’re probably like 65 years old I bet
@@ledgaming6489 Yeah, looks like it
@@jamespasifull3424 Jeff, is definitely one of the best comedians ever. He has the highest ratings of any comedian in the history of entertainment.
It has absolutely nothing to do with age. Today is June 9th 2022.
Knowing his act is recycled from older comedians it's still true.
I was with Jeff in Europe. We were just kids and Jeff knew he wanted to be a ventriloquist even back then and he was good. We were riding on the tube in Paris. We had these white windbreaker jackets and Rodger, our choir director, had his rolled up, tucked in his arms, looking to all the world like a tiny baby in a blanket. Rodger was standing and Jeff started to make subtle baby noises throwing his voice to make the white blanket sound like a mildly fussy baby. Rodger would bounce the bundle and the baby noises would bounce too. On the other side of the car were several seated middle aged French women. They had become quite interested in the little white bundle in Rodger's arms. They moved forward in their seat and craned their necks to try and get a better look. At this point Rodger looks at Jeff and says "now?" To which Jeff replied "NOW." Rodger took the rolled up windbreaker and shook it out and three pare of arms shot out to catch the poor baby but there was no baby! They look surprised and then began to laugh. They had been had and they knew it. Jeff is a good guy, one of the best.
where's the tape, I want to see that tape so badly now
Chris Ryan me 2
I agree ! Now I really would love to see the tape
Exactly
Love to see it too
I asume that was a bluff and nobody but his most close relatives will enjoy that amazing video.
I'm so dissappointed, Peanut was in the tumbnail but he didn't appear in the video, he's my favorite and the reason I cliked
they uploaded a day before: ruclips.net/video/-TfG788ZEZk/видео.html
“I will not stop talking until you-“
*pause*
312Ironhide a did the same. Turns out the pause button still works
I'm a female and I was annoyed. Let Jeff tell his damn story.
I did that, too! It felt sooo right!
Me 1:0 Kelly
*turns off computer*
Beth, please let him tell the hilarious story uninterrupted. 😀
👍
@@EdsterIII that was rude
@@ameliajordan9925 Welcome To The Internet
@@agenttex5973 no... they meant it was rude to the grape for having its IQ compared to dumb blondes.
She is cute.
"I'm gonna keep talking until you subscr-"
Me:*Clicks pause button*
"You underestimate my power"
Can you lady's please let the guy talk instead of talking over him ffs it's annoying
Too much of a challenge.
u asking 2 women to shut up??? never gonna happen
Its seriously annoying. I totally lost the story and just wanted to close the video....
*ladies
@@MissEssence78 same
Can someone explain to me how Deff Junham can have two dummies talking at the same time while he's talking? And with no hands.
You are very savage! :D My guess: it's magic!
LOL..
Bluetooth.
@@andyrrafaelthebeastemperor8709 makes sense. Damn he's good.
Strange magic!
"I won't stop talking unless y"
Pause is a wonderful button.
Not gonna lie, only reason you got my view was cause Jeff Dunham was there.
Yeah, me too. And I thought he was gonna do routine, not just try to tell a story. And what's with the huge on-screen text block of her name? Is it like that when it's actually being shown on whatever channel it runs on?
Frustrating trying to listen to Jeff’s story and they keep butting in. Love ya Kelly but be a little less talki when your guests are talking!
“Dummy”. Best license plate ever.
"Dummy" is what my brother called me on my wedding day when we were standing up in front of everyone waiting for my now ex wife to walk down the aisle🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got that beat. Since you did say best. Giant peach colored Eldorado
convertible, huge guy in 70's disco threads ... LYZNPL8.
3:11
Legend says that she’s still talking to this day
50 years later...
Would have been nice if that actually let him finished his story
His voice sounds really tired. I would just like to show appreciation towards his line of work. Because he doesn’t just come up with his own material and puppets, he uses special techniques to speak and a vast range of voices so incredibly often.
If anything I’m the most impressed by how LONG he’s been doing this rather than how huge he’s become.
and not only this. He's known for his show and dummies, but he is also a huge toy collector and has an amazing collection of vintage and old toys, board games and many other things. Jay Leno does cars, Jeff does toys.
My first and last time watching this show, stop talking over the guy! Take some lessons from Graham Norton on how to be polite to your guests.
Jeff is so talkative even without his dummies 🤣
Still lost to the two women😖
"Shooting the couch" that reminds me of something.
i see, you are a man cursed with knowledge
when my mom was alive she loved peanut and Jose Jalapeno on a stick
Steek
I would love this without the two ladies interjecting every 10 seconds.
I love Kelly as much as the next person but she and her guests need to take a page from the late Larry King. Ask the questions but pause and let the guest speak.
@@wendyokoopa7048 you actually watch this shit? lmao
Sees Peanut in the thumbnail:
The video: Jeff Dunham getting interrupted for 3 minutes straight
Now if it was Peanut I would be fine with it
Kelly, please keep your mouth shut when Jeff is trying to talk! 🤭
did not subscribe because of the end.
She said she wouldn't stop talking until I subscribed...
Obviously she lied.
It will need to be a 2,900 Hour video.
@@jonathank4278 nope. At least 5000 hours 😂😂
Even better.
The ending where she talks continuously makes me get out of here as quick as possible
She just enjoying herself you would to if you had ur on talk show
He’s a comedian that uses ventriloquist skills as a part of his show and he’s actually funny..
Plus that he’s already a ‘Made It’ comedian..
He’s basically a chick magnet..
Funny and rich..
Well considering how he is from Texas, definitely puts in perspective his "Ahmed" puppet. Texas are quite fascinating creatures.
Why,thank you. Yes we are.
"Let me get to the story!" Jeff said what we were all thinking.
Damn, allow him talk, damn.
“Don’t walk away from me” huh? I’m actually laying down on my bed 🛌
My God Kelly, never knew you ate the whole thing!
The whole time he was building up to the tape and recording her I was getting more and more grossed out! Thank God it wasn’t for what I thought it was!
Trust me. The real story is he secretly videotaped himself having sex for the first time.
Sounds like a great cover for his perversions. =T
Kevin R wtf
I immediately thought he did it for her reaction on the dummy, seriously you got a weird mindset
Olamide Alabi to each their own I guess.
Wow I didn’t realize how long it’s been since I’ve watch a Jeff Dunam special. As a kid I watched his Christmas special like at least 100 times. It was my go to on car rides bc it was funny but also easy to fall asleep to for some reason😂 anyway I heard his voice and immediately it took me back. It’s was weird.
"I will not stop talking until you subscribe"
Nope you definitely didn’t stop talking during the interview.
Omg! I just got yelled at because I did something similar to my lady!!!! 😂🤣 that’s the best prank EVER!!! (She loved the prank and laughed so don’t rip on me!)
Where's the video with Peanut? The thumbnail is why I even clicked to watch, because I wanted to see Jeff and Peanut.
SophieMia806 so did I! Instead I got f annoyed with the cutting him off all the time. I now have no idea what he was trying to say 🤦🏼♀️
SophieMia806 me 2
Now that Jeff is worth a billion dollars he has many women saying “Ventriloquist? Thats hot!”
I wish he had a dummy that looked like Chucky!! When he pulled that prank.
Dennis Warren that would make that a million dollar VHS tape. Especially in the 80’s.
I wish he had a dummy that looked like Chucky when he pulled that prank.
Fixed. You're welcome.
Hahah best prank. Nice texan accent btw
He's from Dallas, so it probably just came naturally. But it WAS funny, because I know people with stronger accents like the girl he was imitating. Lol
Sounds like a good plan to get someone to break up with you 😂
We saw Jeff live! He was great!!!!
Please...let my man finish his story....or at least a sentence
They got rid of the Steve Harvey show for this....🧐
What ?
Why ? When?
Jeff cracks me up! I love this story.
We KNOW you can talk a lot... You interrupted him six times while he was trying to tell the story. If you are going to have guests on..let them speak.
One word can sum that up: Damn!
He’s so awesome and funny!!! He makes me laugh all the time!!!!
Ah man I so want to play that trick on my relatives.😹 And it’s so awesome to see someone else who talks as much as I do.😹
Perfect example of:
Intelligent people speak because they have something to say.
Idiots speak because they think they have to say something.
I think this a quote from Einstein.
"Half-wits talk, but don't say very much" -Ben Franklin.
"Better to stay silent, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt" -Mark Twain
He should've saved it and brought it to the show for us to see.
Does anybody have anything that can even play a VHS tape? 🤣
I got to see him live, he’s so funny😂
Who gave Kelly a talk show?
Someone that has made a big mistake
Finally. She shut up and I still didnt sub.
I don't know the point of Subscribing.
Absolutely not going to walk away. I'm going to run. Usain Bolt couldn't catch me. Eeew.
Who thinks if there's a new Space Balls movie, Jeff should be Lone Star's father's brother's cousin's former roommate who plays with Dark Helmet's dolls?
As a reviewer that Jeff Dunham is one of the best in the area of comedy that I had seen his Las Vegas show which drew a full house and some of the best . The many creations has Jeff Dunham has is one of the best shows that I've seen .
Oh Jeff-Fa-FA, oh Jeff-Fa-FA without me your life would suck-ka ka
I can't look at that name without thinking it should be censored after watching that movie.
Why don't you let us listen to the guests ?
Almost better than farting to get rid of a date
Omg, this triggers my PTSD. Insanely reminded me of my ex wife & her mother yapping away
Jeff is one of the best ventriloquists .
Dude, where's that tape???
I want to see that tape!
If you combine the intellect of these two blonds you get the equivalent of one of his characters. Peanut.
More like Bubba J
@@simeonbaumel7293 true
I like the fact that he builds his own dummies.
It took three minutes for him to tell a one-minute-long story
Clicked to have a laugh, ended up just get irritated by the two woman. Jeez, shut up already
.... that laugh.... my goodness..... nail through the chalkboard.....
Seriously...🙄🙄
them southern bells just ain't got no sense !!
Kelly I love Jeff Dunham he is so funny and I'm going to see him again at the BMO Harris Bank Center in Rockford Illinois on Saturday, January 11 at 5 PM I can't wait my favorite is peanut
You girls still love guys who can make you laugh.
This poor guy had very difficult life choices to make. Most of you didn’t know how expensive his dolls are and can be to make. Jeff, was early 30’s married, lost his marriage because his one doll reportedly cost him north of $50,000 to build and his wife was not supportive. This was before he was very well known and earning well. Today, his dolls cost much more to build and he makes incredible money but that divorce really hurt him.
Why does he rem in nd me or look like Travis Stork from the Drs.
Jeff: no woman has ever said 'ventriloquist, thats hot'
Terry Fator: am i a joke to you?
yes
Hilarious story. I bet if his hands were tied, he wouldn't say a word. He really talks with his hands
I 💜 Kelly Clarkson
🐄
I love her more than you do
The thumbnail was supposed to have Peanut in it. He wasn't. Clickbait. But still very funny.
Let. Him. Talk!!
They need to shut up and let him talk.
He speaks too fast... 🤘
Usko pata hai ki agar jaldi nahi bola to ye dono auratein mujhe kahaani khatam nhi karne dengi😂
I love Kelly and Beth Behrs.
They're throwing out talk shows like hotcakes
Really guys' this is the lady who replaced steve harvey show ... God Almighty have mercy 😂
Wait! Kelly Clarkson has her own SHOW?!!
*Did* have her show
Yes, she does and it's still on.
Might have moved to a pay extra channel
@@TheeJohnnyBravo Her show was renewed for a 2nd season already and she is averaging 1.9 million viewers per episode.
@@mr.grumps3544 Interesting, it was on a local channel here for the longest time just found out on our channel guide that it went to a pay exrra
"I'm not gunna stop speaking until yo-" *closes video*
I've never really been a talk show enthusiast, but this show just might be changing that!
& Jeff......now he needs to create a new character based on the Texas-slang talkin' lady. That'd be great!
Yes, yes, yes, and she should look like Jessica Rabbit and Ahmed should be telling her to cover herself.
you can talk alot but i turn off my volume so i dont have to listen to you